1 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,913 What is youth? A dream 2 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:38,449 what is love? The content of the dream 3 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:41,124 - ready for the lake race? - Yeah! 4 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,745 3,2,1... go! 5 00:00:45,917 --> 00:00:49,660 You must drink a full case on the race around the lake. 6 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,241 One beer per person at each bench. 7 00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:02,989 Each team has an umpire who ensures the case is brought back. 8 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:06,905 The umpire is not allowed to drink the beers. 9 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:13,456 If you vomit as a team, one minute will be deducted. 10 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:15,658 Wait, wait... 11 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:20,913 When you return to the bench, you drink the last beer. 12 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,787 The winner gets the bottle deposits. 13 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:09,908 Take it down a notch. 14 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,870 Show some consideration. 15 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:18,540 Get over here. 16 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:58,163 A film by Thomas vinterberg 17 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,240 They call him fjonk. 18 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:15,747 Red hair, Thor's hammer necklace. It was him and his friend. 19 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:19,030 - Where did he get the handcuffs? - We don't know. 20 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:24,449 But he cuffed the poor ticket inspector to a rail, and then they partied on. 21 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,705 It's okay to have fun, but it's gone overboard. 22 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:34,207 Maybe we should have a zero-alcohol policy all of next semester. 23 00:03:34,292 --> 00:03:35,657 Right. 24 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:41,244 - How do they intend to uphold that? - It's like shutting down the Freetown. 25 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:46,450 - Sune, you'll do the warm-up today. - Yes. 26 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:51,491 - Come. - Okay. Follow me. Let's go. 27 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:56,242 Speed it up. 28 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,532 Looking good. 29 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:20,540 Open to the page of 'i'n Denmark I was born'. 30 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:31,241 'In Denmark I was born'. Open your books. Come on. 31 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:36,826 Let's hear how rusty you are. Yes. 32 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:44,409 In Denmark I was born, here my home is... 33 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:48,038 What is psychology? 34 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,993 Can anyone tell me what psychology is? 35 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:58,283 Psychology is the scientific study of human psychological processes - 36 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:01,492 - which is what we'll work on the coming year. 37 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:05,496 Why do we behave, experience and react as we do? 38 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:17,742 And the industrial age is the period in world history - 39 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:21,325 - when western societies - 40 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:25,080 - based on their technological progress - 41 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:31,948 - started the process that created the foundation for the modern world. 42 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,499 The invention of new technology... 43 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,700 Excuse me. Weren't we talking about Churchill? 44 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:43,705 Yes, that's right. Let's focus on that. 45 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:47,114 Churchill, the world war... Let's focus on that. 46 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:50,530 - World war 2? - No, world war 1. 47 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:54,368 And thus... the industrial age. 48 00:05:55,833 --> 00:06:00,827 - So, Churchill was first lord of... - This has gone bonkers. 49 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:06,201 Malthe, is there another lesson you have to attend right now? 50 00:06:11,417 --> 00:06:15,660 - Did you hand in your report? - Yes. 51 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:20,622 - Did it feel good? - It was okay. 52 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:34,656 Okay, I'm off. I'm on nights all week. 53 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:37,947 - Anika? - See you tomorrow. 54 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:41,290 Anika... 55 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:46,740 - Have I become boring? - What do you mean? 56 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:50,499 Do you find me boring? 57 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:54,075 Compared to what? When you were young or...? 58 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:56,249 Yes. 59 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:07,739 You're not the same Martin I first met. 60 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:11,371 Right... okay. 61 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,824 Martin? 62 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:32,081 You have the seniors in history, right? 63 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:34,078 Yes. 64 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:37,785 Uhm, they've tried to reach you on school-intra. 65 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:43,074 They want to meet with you. Are you available this afternoon? 66 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:45,658 Yes... 67 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,366 Sure, that's fine. 68 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:51,120 What's it about? 69 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,324 Just talk to them. 70 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:03,824 Oh, hi. I thought I'd just be meeting with a couple of you. 71 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:08,331 We've gathered those of us who could on such short notice. 72 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:11,409 Yes... well... 73 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,491 So, here I am. 74 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:19,914 Our children may be called upon to do an exam in history with you. 75 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,993 - We need to talk about that. - Of course. 76 00:08:28,292 --> 00:08:31,204 There's great pressure - 77 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:35,490 - on the admittance requirements to the universities they want to attend. 78 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:40,452 So it's not exactly good news if they have to take an exam with you. 79 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:42,658 I see. 80 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:46,947 I need you to elaborate on that. 81 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:53,658 It's so uncomfortable to say this... But a c+ really drags down your average. 82 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,413 It's history a, so it counts double. 83 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:01,375 And you seem so indifferent... 84 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:06,535 No, I'm not indifferent. 85 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:13,825 It's not easy to learn when you've got your head stuck in your phone. 86 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:16,579 Maybe you should... 87 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:27,207 But I'll take note of it and try to work something out. 88 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:33,032 Whether that means another teacher or... 89 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:35,867 I'd like to say something. 90 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:39,155 What you said about the easter crisis... 91 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:42,447 Totally confusing. Right? 92 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:57,575 Jonas! Please put back the bike when you borrow it. 93 00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:01,910 - But I didn't. Ask Kasper. - I never touched it. 94 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:08,786 - Where are you going? - To Nikolaj's 40th. Didn't I tell you? 95 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:12,242 Oh, right. Fine. 96 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:18,655 It won't be late. I'll take the car. 97 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,706 Okay. 98 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:32,041 - Anika, do you have a minute... - Look, just stop it. There's pizza. 99 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,116 Just get one out. 100 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:37,120 - See you. - See you later. 101 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,824 Bye, Martin! 102 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,447 Okay, I'm off now, boys. 103 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,498 Where are you going? 104 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:53,782 Out to dinner. Nikolaj's birthday. Didn't I tell you? 105 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,662 Dunno. 106 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,366 It won't be late. 107 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:03,830 Mom's on night duty, and there's pizza in the freezer. 108 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:08,573 - Hello? Pizza in the freezer. - Sure. 109 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:34,285 Tommy? So, are we leaving? 110 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:39,745 - Never saw you in a suit before. - It's from the days with mette. 111 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,119 The socks, too? 112 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:45,996 What? Oh, right. No one'll notice. 113 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:50,697 How's she doing? Mette. 114 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:53,158 Mette? 115 00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:56,999 I don't know. 116 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,155 It has to pee. It can hardly walk anymore. 117 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,786 There... 118 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:09,581 There, laban. That's right. 119 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:13,330 Yeah... there. Have a little pee. 120 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,124 I just need to help it get started. 121 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,449 There, a little pee. 122 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,957 Good boy. 123 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,873 I'm driving. A soda, please. 124 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,916 - No lemon. - No lemon, very well. 125 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,242 I have a bit of work to do for tomorrow. 126 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,245 - The rest of us are having bubbles. - Sounds great. 127 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:40,030 I have a champagne here from 2013. 128 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:43,447 There you go, a nice glass for you. 129 00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:47,865 What characterizes this champagne is the mineral notes. 130 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:52,748 If you close your eyes, you'll envision ripe French fields. 131 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:57,657 - Damn, this is good. - Draft beer and champagne. 132 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,490 Wait with the beer, okay? 133 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,996 But how are you? You're 40 today! 134 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,826 Okay... how the hell am 1? 135 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,614 I can't complain. I have a beautiful wife - 136 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:14,371 - I live by the sea, and she's loaded. 137 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:19,623 We have three kids who sleep in our bed and pee on us every night. 138 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,780 - I never sleep anymore. - Come on... 139 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,536 It's true. 140 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:28,664 Let's shelf that for a second and say congratulations and cheers. 141 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,662 - Cheers. - Martin, this is great. 142 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,786 - Too bad you're so sensible. - Cheers. 143 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:37,868 It is, but the question is what's sensible. 144 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,745 More nonsense from you? 145 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,745 Yes. I mean, it's not from me as such. 146 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:48,532 There's this Norwegian philosopher and psychiatrist, Finn skarderud... 147 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:53,699 - You're so lame. - Look. He thinks it's sensible to drink. 148 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,245 - When you drive? - All the time. 149 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:03,033 He claims humans are born with a blood alcohol content that's 0.05% too low. 150 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:06,617 - Okay. - But it's interesting. 151 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:11,498 Just to be clear... so 0.05%... How much is 0.05%? 152 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:17,374 1-2 glasses of wine, and you should maintain it at that level. 153 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,495 So you should just keep drinking? 154 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:26,988 Yes. His claim is that when you have a 0.05% bac - 155 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,246 - you're more relaxed - 156 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,405 - and poised - 157 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:37,163 - and musical and open. 158 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,161 More courageous in general. 159 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:44,415 I could use a little more self-confidence and spirit. 160 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:50,780 We all could. And isn't that what you struggle with at school, Martin? 161 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,866 - What? - The problem in your class. 162 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,789 Peter mentioned... 163 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:59,788 I just mentioned the school situation. 164 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:01,782 Okay. 165 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:08,155 - Listen, not to stick my nose in... - Don't worry about it. It's fine. 166 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:13,324 But I don't know... Whether those things are related? 167 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:23,246 - Those kids just need to behave. - Totally. A kick in the butt. 168 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:26,655 - Exactly. - Martin, you're the man in charge. 169 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:30,072 Bury them in homework and assignments and whatnot! 170 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:33,034 Paper, boom. Curriculum, boom. 171 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,083 Finished off with a talking-to. They like it. 172 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,874 Right, Nikolaj? 173 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:45,162 I think it's about something else. I think it's a bit bigger than that. 174 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:50,072 I think your problem with the class is more banal. 175 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:54,957 I think you lack self-confidence. And joy. 176 00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:59,035 - I think that's what it's about. - Okay. 177 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,868 If I may interrupt? We'll now serve the caviar. 178 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:07,156 Tonight we will serve a baerii caviar. 179 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:11,243 It's from northern Europe, locally harvested in Germany. 180 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:16,748 - We usually serve a vodka... - And you'll also do that today. 181 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:20,200 This vodka would put a smile on the tsar's face. 182 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:24,831 It's an imperia from Russia, wheat-fermented and cooled - 183 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:31,914 - which crystallizes the water, giving the vodka a velvety and rich texture. 184 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,868 That'll take us above the 0.05%. Tommy? 185 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,407 - Thank you. - There you go. 186 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:42,413 - I'll take the vodka... - No, leave the bottle! 187 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,072 - Can you feel it... - Jeez! 188 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,624 It's entering your blood stream. 189 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:53,327 You feel all warm inside as it spreads. It has quite a punch. 190 00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:58,707 Martin, come on. Russia was built by people who drink vodka and drive. 191 00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:03,912 Grab some caviar and vodka. You can drive home in a couple of hours. 192 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,366 No need to get worked up over that. Cheers. 193 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,699 Cheers. 194 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,740 - Cheers. - Listen... this is... 195 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,621 - This is amazing. - This is great. 196 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,290 I told you! You and your beer. 197 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:22,538 I prefer draft beer. What's wrong with that? 198 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,992 Nothing, but it's his 40th... 199 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:23,156 We've arrived at the main course. Should we take a look at wines? 200 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:29,041 Yes, let's. We'll have a really, really, really good glass of wine for Martin. 201 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:33,619 I have for you a jérome chezeaux, a friend of the house. 202 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:36,871 A wine from the burgundy district. 2011. 203 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:41,952 And as Robert Parker writes in his 95-point rating - 204 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:47,082 - this wine encapsulates the burgundy spirit. 205 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:55,701 Thank you. I think we could use a refill over there. 206 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,829 - Is it good? - Very. 207 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,822 - There you go. - Thank you. 208 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,990 Martin, what's up? What going on? 209 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,370 Not much. 210 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,996 I don't do much. I don't see many people. 211 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:35,706 How are you and Anika doing? 212 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:41,405 She works nights a lot, so... 213 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:46,322 I don't see her much either. 214 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,663 There, there... Take it easy, Martin. 215 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,121 I don't know how I ended up like this. 216 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,620 - I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 217 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,871 - Have you considered someone else? - No, I haven't. 218 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:23,785 She is... the mother of my children. 219 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:29,165 And she looked after my dad when he died. 220 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:38,245 The plan was to hold each other's hands when we get old. 221 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,655 We'll just have to see. 222 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,457 I'm sorry. 223 00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:58,620 Martin, 12 years ago, when I came to the school, you were a big man - 224 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:02,997 - heading for a research position. We were all talking about you. 225 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:07,201 You had a Grant and a phd all lined up, damn it! 226 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:13,949 - You did apply, didn't you? - No. The kids were little and... 227 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:18,911 - I already told you all this, Tommy. - Right. You did. 228 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,829 When I met him, he was just a little shit. 229 00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:33,410 Roaming the streets in jeans acting tough as all hell. 230 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:38,038 - And he took dancing lessons... - Seriously? 231 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:43,040 - Dancing lessons? Was it ballet? - Hey! It was jazz ballet. 232 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:46,197 - Jazz ballet, give me a fucking break. - I did. 233 00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:49,989 You took jazz ballet lessons... So how's that going? 234 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:53,280 Shut up, some people take up pottery. 235 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:59,075 He was out of this world. It was totally professional. 236 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:07,698 And you can dance. Not bad. Let's see it. 237 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:11,364 It was crazy when you did the... 238 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,411 Go on, show us. 239 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:20,413 One time. One. On the floor. 240 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:24,118 - Oh, I did my back in. - Come on, Martin! 241 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:28,622 - Come on, show us something. - Tommy, you know all the moves. 242 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:32,200 - Show it again. - Do it yourself, man! 243 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:34,408 What the hell, okay. 244 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:39,199 It was something like... and down and like this! 245 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:44,116 - Boom! Never saw it coming! Thank you. - Cheers! 246 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,995 Let's go! 247 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:51,701 - No running! - Martin, you're lifting... 248 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:54,625 No running! 249 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,620 - One foot on the ground at all times! - Like this. 250 00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,749 1, 2, 3... 251 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:08,781 - Hey! I didn't know what it was about! - Next! 252 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:13,995 - You're twice his weight! - Next. Come on. 253 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,039 1, 2, 3... 254 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,822 Get him down! Get him down! 255 00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:12,245 See ses tea 256 00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:14,454 Hello there. 257 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:28,490 Okay, so I've gone over the curriculum... 258 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:36,327 Hello! Concentrate, please. Good. 259 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:42,458 I've gone over our curriculum, and we've been through the historic challenges - 260 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,204 - of the in... indru... 261 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,077 Indrusti... 262 00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:53,615 Caused by the industrialization. 263 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:57,872 So let's go over the curriculum together - 264 00:25:57,958 --> 00:26:01,155 - and get an overview of it. 265 00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:09,874 Martin! 266 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:17,244 Thanks for the other day. What a night! 267 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,954 What are you doing? 268 00:26:23,042 --> 00:26:24,657 I can't drive. 269 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:33,572 It was 0.05%, right? Just wanted to try it out. 270 00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:42,373 - Hi, honey. I'm taking Martin home. - Why? 271 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:45,746 - Hi, Amalie. - He can't drive... 272 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:50,496 His car's in the shop, so I'm giving him a lift. 273 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:54,496 But we need milk, toilet paper, diapers - 274 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:59,122 - and straw for the rabbit cage. Okay? 275 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,665 Copy that. Kisses, honey. Bye. 276 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:08,496 - Call the guys. - I just wanted to try it. 277 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:12,656 There's a bigger perspective here. Call Tommy. 278 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,494 We're on our way. 279 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:19,622 - Because Nikolaj has lost his mind. - No! 280 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:24,782 Martin is a brave man who's decided he wants to do something with his life! 281 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:27,412 We're coming now. He hung up. 282 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,367 - What the hell? - Calm down. 283 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:36,704 I just took a couple of sips, leaned back and felt what that was like. 284 00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:41,912 - So let's have a drink? - No. So how was the class? 285 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,666 Well... I had some verbal motor challenges. 286 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,374 So basically - 287 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:56,407 - we're testing out the skarderud hypothesis. 288 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,333 - Collecting evidence. - Exactly. 289 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:02,659 What if you get so wasted you can't talk? 290 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:05,207 I had no problem talking. 291 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:10,992 We're not the first people in the world to drink a little alcohol during the day. 292 00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:15,907 Hemingway, for instance, he drank every day until 8 P.M., and then stopped - 293 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,369 - so that he was fit to write the next day. And his work was masterful. 294 00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:25,452 So if we're doing this, I guess that'll be our approach. 295 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:28,864 I think it's exciting. 296 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,415 So dol. 297 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:41,081 But we'll write a brilliant psychological essay about it - 298 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:44,034 - so that it isn't altogether foolishness. 299 00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:47,874 - Okay. - What do we write? 300 00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:51,121 A study of Finn skarderud's hypothesis - 301 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:54,450 - that man is born with a deficit of 0.05% bac. 302 00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:58,114 And now what the trial will consist of. 303 00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:04,078 Daily consumption of alcohol aspiring to uphold a level of 0.05%... 304 00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:08,866 With the aim of collecting evidence of psychological - 305 00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:12,576 - verbal motor and psycho-rhetorical effects - 306 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:18,367 - and study of increased social and professional performance. 307 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:21,996 - We only drink during work hours. - Okay. 308 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:25,041 It'll have to be. 309 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:30,040 Like Hemingway. No drinking after 8 P.M. or during the weekend. 310 00:29:39,833 --> 00:29:42,495 What... Otto, for god's sake. 311 00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:46,246 Damn it... Otto. 312 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:52,199 Look! Damn it, Otto. You have to speak up when you have to pee. 313 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:57,491 - Mom, I peed! - Shh! Not now. You'll wake them. 314 00:29:57,583 --> 00:30:02,748 Tell me before you pee. Not after. And no yelling. 315 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:05,457 Listen... telling me after... 316 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:08,989 Why are you yelling? I've slept all of 20 minutes! 317 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:14,328 You're waking the whole house. I haven't slept through the night in 3 years! 318 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:17,989 - What's that? - It's piss! 319 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:23,282 - Why didn't he pee before bedtime? - What an annoying thing to ask. 320 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:29,905 - Do it yourself, if you're so clever. - I intend to. Are you okay, sweetie? 321 00:30:31,042 --> 00:30:35,706 - Nikolaj, breakfast is ready! - Coming. Start without me. 322 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,536 Nikolaj! 323 00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:17,828 Malthe, put your phone away unless you want to share it with all of us? 324 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:21,364 - Uhm, no. - Fine. Put it away. 325 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:24,040 And close the door. 326 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,118 We're having a test today. 327 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:36,280 I'd like to see where we're at. 328 00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:41,663 - Josephine. Isn't your name Josephine? - Yes. 329 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:45,447 The rest of you, pay attention. What I'm about to talk about - 330 00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:50,241 - we've already been through this year, or last year. 331 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:04,496 Josse, there's an election with three candidates, so who do you vote for? 332 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:08,405 - Do you follow? - Yes. 333 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:14,700 Number 1: He is partially paralyzed from polio. He has hypertension. 334 00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:19,786 He's anemic and suffers from an array of serious illnesses. 335 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:26,781 He lies if it suits his purpose and consults astrologists on his politics. 336 00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:31,619 He cheats on his wife, chain-smokes and drinks too many Martinis. 337 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:37,283 Number 2: He's overweight, and he's already lost three elections. 338 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:41,539 He's had a depression and two heart attacks. 339 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:47,416 He's impossible to work with and smokes cigars non-stop. 340 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:52,244 And every night when he goes to bed, he drinks incredible amounts of champagne - 341 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:57,873 - cognac, port, whisky and adds two sleeping pills before dozing off. 342 00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:00,791 The last one, number 3: 343 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:04,788 He's a highly decorated war hero. He treats women with respect. 344 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:10,916 He loves animals, never smokes and only has a beer on rare occasions. 345 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,956 Josse, who do you vote for? 346 00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:19,455 - The last one. - The last one. Number 3. 347 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:22,784 - And the rest of you? - Yes, number 3. 348 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:26,663 Oh boy! You just discarded... 349 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:30,989 Franklin d. Roosevelt. 350 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:37,659 Winston l. Churchill. And thankfully you elected this guy. 351 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,456 Hitler?! 352 00:33:41,542 --> 00:33:48,493 Focus! It's funny, but there's a point to this, which is important - 353 00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:51,905 - and which I hope you'll understand some day. 354 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,824 The world is never as you expect. 355 00:33:57,542 --> 00:34:02,616 Oh, we'll be busy, but let's see if we can't make this work. 356 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,415 Jason, page 83. 357 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:09,038 In Denmark I was born 358 00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:12,572 here my home is 359 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:16,989 from there my roots... 360 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:20,280 Stop! Stop, stop. 361 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:26,450 It sounds like a Christmas party at a swinger club. Come on. 362 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:32,697 Klara, seriously. You sing divinely, but it's not about me hearing you. 363 00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:36,740 It's about you listening to each other. 364 00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:39,199 Stand up. 365 00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:43,704 Close your eyes. 366 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:49,534 Try to be completely... 367 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:52,369 Calm. 368 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:55,950 And plant your feet - 369 00:34:56,042 --> 00:35:00,615 - solidly on the ground and... 370 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:13,455 There! Open your eyes. 371 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:17,500 Good morning. 372 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:25,287 Now we will sing with our ears, our hearts, with our souls. 373 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:30,323 And... hold hands for a second. 374 00:35:30,417 --> 00:35:33,864 Let the energy flow through you. 375 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:37,246 There. Find the common pulse. 376 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:40,530 I'll give you the note. 377 00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:48,202 In Denmark I was born 378 00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:52,706 here my home is 379 00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:56,909 from there my roots 380 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,074 and there my world extend. 381 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:08,783 You windswept Danish strand 382 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:14,495 where ancient chieftain's barrow 383 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:19,577 stands close to apple orchard 384 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:24,081 hop and mallow. 385 00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:29,082 Therefore you I love 386 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:37,167 Denmark, my native land. 387 00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:58,082 Definitely. I was thinking you can sniff it. 388 00:36:58,167 --> 00:37:03,332 Then it won't be on your breath, and I think it'll have greater effect. 389 00:37:03,417 --> 00:37:07,410 I don't know... Don't forget to take notes. 390 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:11,163 - Tommy? - I don't know where he is. 391 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,322 - Nikolaj, where's Tommy? - He's off today. Coaching youngsters. 392 00:37:14,417 --> 00:37:17,909 Have some water, and we'll get back to it. 393 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:22,871 So, specs, did your parents forget to give you water again? 394 00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,199 Okay. 395 00:37:25,292 --> 00:37:27,999 No, you can't have this. 396 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:32,156 Hjalte! Come here. Give specs a sip. 397 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,947 Why don't you give him a sip? 398 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,912 Listen, Hjalte, if you want to play in the matches - 399 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,198 - you'll be a good sport and give specs a sip. 400 00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:50,697 If I'm to spend my spare time on you little pissants, you better behave. 401 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:54,785 Yeah! Spread out, play each other. 402 00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:56,911 Pay attention to each other! 403 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:03,665 They're hard on you, huh, specs? Stay here with me, okay? 404 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:05,911 Yeah. Take a little break. 405 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,457 Great! 406 00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,874 And pass it back. Yes! 407 00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:31,034 Ease == 408 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:35,323 - you're drinking wine? - I guess I am. 409 00:38:35,417 --> 00:38:39,035 - Did you sleep until now? - Yes. 410 00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:45,449 - Are the boys home for dinner? - I don't really know. 411 00:38:45,542 --> 00:38:48,204 I'll make enough for the four of us. 412 00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:56,536 Can I get you anything? Coffee? Wine? Both? 413 00:38:56,625 --> 00:39:00,413 - Coffee, please. - Coffee. 414 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:04,368 - Jonas is almost as tall as me. - Really? 415 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:07,950 He's missing this much. Don't tell him. 416 00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:13,036 He'll have to discover it himself. He'll be out of control. 417 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:33,574 - Have you talked about fall vacation? - I think we'll just stay home. 418 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:39,537 - Those of us who don't have plans. - Or we could go canoeing. 419 00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:42,241 - What? - We've always done that. 420 00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:45,746 - Yes, eight years ago. - Yes! It's been too long. 421 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:50,657 The fresh air will do the boys good, and maybe we should... what's up? 422 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,911 Nothing. 423 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,949 But I could ask you the same thing. What's up with you? 424 00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:01,614 Nothing. I just want to go on fall vacation. 425 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,665 I'd better get ready. 426 00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:10,534 Hello? Hey... 427 00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:14,537 - Hi, Tommy. - Hi. 428 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:20,201 - Look what I found. - What the hell's that? 429 00:41:20,292 --> 00:41:21,907 Booze. 430 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,540 - Where the hell does that come from? - Beats me. 431 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:32,244 Not many teachers have keys to this place. 432 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:37,163 I may have forgotten to lock up, but... And there's a newspaper. 433 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:40,663 Let me see. Yeah, you're right, dammit. 434 00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:52,282 - Mogens, did you inform the principal? - No, not yet. 435 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,822 - You didn't? - No, not yet. 436 00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:58,829 And here's another one. 437 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:03,957 Have any of you seen students drinking on the school premises? 438 00:42:04,042 --> 00:42:07,580 During school hours. 439 00:42:07,667 --> 00:42:12,411 Some bottles were found in the gym depot. 440 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:17,620 No? I don't assume anyone here has a problem I should know about? 441 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:24,409 - Phew! - I'm sorry about the depot. 442 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,991 I didn't know anyone went there. 443 00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:31,660 - We have to be careful. - Yeah. 444 00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:36,954 I haven't felt this good in ages. 445 00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:41,240 Something's happening. Even when I'm sober. 446 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:48,325 I think there's more to this. Maybe even going a bit higher. 447 00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:58,034 I think that's exciting. 448 00:42:58,125 --> 00:43:01,447 Peter, nobody found out. 449 00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:06,536 I haven't been teaching this well in ages. 450 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:09,697 I just know there's more to it. 451 00:43:09,792 --> 00:43:14,411 Something more unreserved? 452 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:18,539 Yes. We don't know if we'll react the same way to the same bac. 453 00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:21,116 True. 454 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:26,623 Peter, you love Klaus heerfordt. He was a very gifted pianist. 455 00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,949 - Put him on, would you? - Sure. 456 00:43:29,042 --> 00:43:35,618 He could only play at the exact point of being neither drunk nor sober. 457 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:38,666 And he was absolutely brilliant. 458 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:43,289 And you want to take this to the tchaikovsky level. 459 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,866 Yes. 460 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:52,113 But I don't know if we'll all react the same way to the same bac. Peter... 461 00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:55,905 - Let's have a drink and find out. - Easy now. 462 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,699 - Are we or are we not alcoholics? - We're not alcoholics. 463 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:05,365 We decide when we want to drink. An alcoholic can't help himself. 464 00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:10,373 Exactly. I give you Klaus heerfordt and one of his drinking buddies. 465 00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:03,328 It's huge. 466 00:45:03,417 --> 00:45:07,410 Well? What do we write down? 467 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,786 Part 2. 468 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,662 The individual bac. 469 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:19,497 A daily consumption of alcohol at a variable and individual level - 470 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:24,623 - in order to achieve optimal professional and social performance - 471 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:30,032 - and the ensuing collection of evidence of psychological - 472 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:33,743 - and psycho-rhetorical effects. 473 00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:36,540 Who goes first? 474 00:46:07,917 --> 00:46:11,956 Well... that's the question... 475 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:28,698 Greetings... 476 00:46:28,792 --> 00:46:32,364 Dear, young friends. 477 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:36,121 I wish all of you a happy new year. 478 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,206 See you. 479 00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:43,374 Bye, Martin. 480 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:10,371 Churchill liked his alcohol... 481 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,449 Thanks. 482 00:48:46,208 --> 00:48:48,119 Whoops! 483 00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:54,575 What the hell is going on? 484 00:48:58,417 --> 00:49:00,703 Mornin'. 485 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:07,282 Oops. 486 00:49:09,917 --> 00:49:12,989 Martin, are you okay? 487 00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:18,407 I'll handle it. It's just a nosebleed. There. 488 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,582 Martin, here we go. 489 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:24,080 - Am I bleeding? - We'll add some compression. 490 00:49:24,167 --> 00:49:28,581 You're bleeding a bit. Yeah, there it is. 491 00:49:28,667 --> 00:49:32,535 Just stick it up there. Up. 492 00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,911 Cool. 493 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,662 Take that with you. 494 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:44,822 No worries. He's fine. 495 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,582 Okay, let's do this. 496 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:08,537 Can you guess what you have in common with these three gentlemen? 497 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:13,747 - Girls, too? - Yes, the girls, too. 498 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:18,577 And for those of you who've been asleep for the past 18 years, this is: 499 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:23,582 General Grant, Ernest Hemingway and good old Winston Churchill. 500 00:50:23,667 --> 00:50:26,659 What do you have in common with them? 501 00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:32,790 You drink like pigs. Every week, all year round. 502 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:37,073 A lot of alcohol, so let me ask you a few questions. 503 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:41,740 Jason, you're a feisty one. How much do you drink in a week? 504 00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,331 I don't know. 505 00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:49,950 You can tell me, I won't tell anyone. 506 00:50:50,042 --> 00:50:55,912 National board of health recommends Max. 14 units for men and 7 for women. 507 00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,664 Jason, Jason, Jason, do you drink more or less than recommended? 508 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:05,039 Well... I drink Thursday, Friday and Saturday... 509 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,039 And a bit on Sunday. 510 00:51:09,125 --> 00:51:12,083 And Wednesday, if there's a champion's league game on. 511 00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:13,577 So how much? 512 00:51:13,667 --> 00:51:19,583 14-15 drinks Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And 4-5 Sunday and Wednesday. 513 00:51:19,667 --> 00:51:25,412 - So how much is that in a week? - In a good week 50-55. 514 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:28,822 - What was that? - 55, 515 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:34,412 55. Okay. Caro? What are the rules of the lake race? 516 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,412 - Is the question understood? - Yes. 517 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:45,166 You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock. 518 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:48,492 - And if you vomit? - As a team? 519 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,244 There's a rule? 520 00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:53,746 You get a time deduction, but if you vomit alone... 521 00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:57,325 They add time, got it. Okay, show of hands. 522 00:51:57,417 --> 00:52:00,830 How many of you take part in the lake race? 523 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:03,704 Everyone. 524 00:52:03,792 --> 00:52:06,864 I swear, no one could tell. 525 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:10,701 This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill - 526 00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:15,286 - and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes - 527 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:19,573 - painting over 500 paintings, receiving the nobel prize in literature - 528 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:25,458 - and winning ww2 as one of the world's greatest commanders, he also said: 529 00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:30,206 "I never drink before breakfast." 530 00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:35,036 So, when you run around totally wasted - 531 00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:40,119 - throwing up in bushes and alleys, don't feel alone - 532 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,788 Grant, Hemingway and old Winston - 533 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:52,825 - could kick your ass in the lake race. But the question is: 534 00:52:52,917 --> 00:52:57,411 If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters - 535 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:00,572 - will flunk big time, and who will pass? 536 00:53:00,667 --> 00:53:05,582 In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out - 537 00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:09,785 - and who will win a world war? 538 00:53:19,958 --> 00:53:23,701 Josse, help me out here. You know all about d-day, right? 539 00:53:23,792 --> 00:53:26,704 To the board, go on. 540 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:32,907 Give me three good reasons for d-day's success. 541 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,242 D-day was the day - 542 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:40,030 - the allied forces landed on a French beach. 543 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:45,495 - Yes, where? - Normandy. 544 00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:49,622 - See you, Martin. - See you. 545 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:56,706 I've booked a canoe trip. 546 00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:04,284 Martin? Martin... 547 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,039 - What level are you at? - Around 0.1, I think. 548 00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:14,912 Fantastic. 549 00:54:23,417 --> 00:54:27,865 Nooooo:( Said yes to a shift. Didn't think you meant it 550 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:34,074 seriously? 551 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:40,830 Can't you change it? 552 00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:47,284 See you tomorrow. 553 00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:50,874 Sigrid... the quote. 554 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:56,200 "To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily." 555 00:55:56,292 --> 00:55:59,910 "Not to dare is to lose oneself." 556 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,911 Are you ready? 557 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,332 Stand up. 558 00:56:04,417 --> 00:56:09,036 Hand to your heart. You too, specs. 559 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:13,368 A lovely land is ours 560 00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:17,872 with beeches green about her 561 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:24,409 encircled by the sea encircled by the sea. 562 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,242 Off you go! 563 00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,457 Boys! I'm busy over here. 564 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:35,705 Finish up already! Hjalte! Finish it! 565 00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:40,701 Goddammit! Come again. 566 00:56:44,417 --> 00:56:47,250 Pass to huxi! 567 00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,573 Hjalte, nice pass. 568 00:56:55,917 --> 00:56:59,114 Okay, listen up, boys. 569 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:02,530 Hjalte! Pass the ball to Kasper. 570 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:06,368 Go on! Run! Huxi, pass to bror! 571 00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:10,531 Pass to specs now! That's right! 572 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:13,458 Run, specs! Come on! 573 00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:30,831 Awesome! 574 00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:48,075 Tommy! You're the best coach in the world! 575 00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:53,083 A sliding tackle! 576 00:57:53,167 --> 00:57:56,330 You can totally do a sliding tackle on this! 577 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,572 - Is that allowed? - Sliding tackle! 578 00:58:02,667 --> 00:58:05,374 Sliding tackle. 579 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:10,413 Are you afraid of my sliding tackle? 580 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,491 Take this! Yes! 581 00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:25,582 I wish I had a couple of kids running around in the garden. 582 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:29,324 I'd have liked that. 583 00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:35,415 But you get all wound up and start tidying up whenever you meet a woman. 584 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:41,165 - Just calm the fuck down. - That won't get me any kids, Tommy. 585 00:58:42,917 --> 00:58:47,286 You've got your students. They're gonna remember you forever. 586 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:52,165 They're gonna forget all about us the moment they're out the door. 587 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:08,207 Hi, Sebastian. 588 00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:20,833 Hey. Are you okay? 589 00:59:20,917 --> 00:59:24,034 Yeah, I was just studying. 590 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:29,665 I may not teach psychology, but you sure don't look okay. 591 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:32,082 What's going on? 592 00:59:33,667 --> 00:59:36,283 - Love troubles? - What? 593 00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:42,622 I've had my heart broken a couple of times. 594 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,790 Sit down. 595 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:49,997 - But know this about girls... - Peter, it's not that. 596 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:55,072 - What, then? - All this. 597 00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:01,538 School, homework, grades... 598 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:07,914 - I broke down during exams last year. - You're worried about exams already? 599 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,163 I have to be. I can't repeat another year. 600 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,286 Hey... 601 01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:19,994 It's horrible being here again. 602 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:27,823 As long as I get a b+ average, I can get into medical school. 603 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:31,283 But right now I'll be lucky to pass. 604 01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:42,614 Ever considered having a drink before the exam? 605 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:45,745 - What? - Just a shot. 606 01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:49,997 Or maybe two, to take the edge off your anxiety - 607 01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:52,119 - and to loosen your tongue. 608 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:56,451 I know it sounds crazy, but I won't tell anyone. 609 01:00:56,542 --> 01:01:01,616 - Go! We're way too close. - Come on! 610 01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:05,530 - Well done, mom. - They're falling apart in boat 1. 611 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,159 - We weren't ready! - Go, go, go! 612 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:14,997 - This is nice. - That one over there, it's flat. 613 01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:18,332 - Are we there? - Sure, just a bit lopsided. 614 01:01:21,042 --> 01:01:25,957 - Want us to carry some of your load? - Stop gloating, Martin. 615 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,537 Want me to grab the water? 616 01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:35,957 Put it in here. 617 01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:38,658 - In here? - Yes, just... 618 01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:44,495 Oh no. I want another partner. 619 01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:49,782 - Why do you and mom get the big tent? - And why are we so deep in the woods? 620 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:52,582 - Yessir! - Yes! 621 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,239 - Does it live in Africa? - No. 622 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,913 - Does it live in... - Isit a... 623 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,494 - Don't skip my turn. - We're in for a long night. 624 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:11,531 - Is it a sea cow? - A what? 625 01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:14,947 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - I am. 626 01:02:15,042 --> 01:02:18,364 Does it live in the Swedish woods? 627 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:23,617 - Does it live on the Savannah? - No. 628 01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,074 It doesn't live on the Savannah. 629 01:02:26,167 --> 01:02:29,239 If it doesn't live on the Savannah nor in the Swedish woods - 630 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:32,951 - it must be a cuckoo. A cuckoo. 631 01:02:33,042 --> 01:02:37,536 - A cookie? - A cuckoo. It's a bird. 632 01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:39,911 - Is that it? - No. 633 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:44,030 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - Don't you get it? 634 01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:47,162 - 1 get it! - Does it live in the water? 635 01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:51,243 Each time I ask, I have one option less the next time. 636 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:55,952 So now you're down to 1,224,000,000 animals. 637 01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:59,205 - Come on, Kasper. - A salmon. 638 01:03:21,750 --> 01:03:23,741 What's happening? 639 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:26,914 What's happening? 640 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:34,161 - Are you crying? - Yes. 641 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,161 Why? 642 01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:41,288 I think I've missed you, that's all. 643 01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:53,824 Me too. 644 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:12,116 I've missed us. 645 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:16,536 For a long time. 646 01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:23,870 Maybe too long. 647 01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:49,740 What do you have in store for us? Are we having a drink first? 648 01:04:49,833 --> 01:04:53,576 I spoke to a senior psychologist at a leading hospital - 649 01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:58,331 - about a chapter he entitled 'harmful consumption of alcohol... 650 01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:01,033 - For a longer period of time. - So you want us to stop? 651 01:05:01,125 --> 01:05:07,075 No. I'd like for us to examine the entire spectrum of alcohol. 652 01:05:07,167 --> 01:05:09,704 I mean, if we're to do a report? 653 01:05:09,792 --> 01:05:12,750 Skarderud talks about 'ignition'. 654 01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:16,075 After 7-10 units - 655 01:05:16,167 --> 01:05:20,115 - you either get tired and go home - 656 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:25,282 - or you get a restless mouth: The more you get, the more you want. 657 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:27,957 You want to drink anything all the time. 658 01:05:28,042 --> 01:05:31,990 I'd like for us to drink to the point of ignition... 659 01:05:32,792 --> 01:05:35,864 And beyond. 660 01:05:35,958 --> 01:05:39,780 I'm talking about the ultimate catharsis. 661 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,082 Total oblivion. 662 01:05:42,167 --> 01:05:45,455 - I think I'm getting off here, boys. - Really? 663 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:50,161 I think it's time to get back to my family. 664 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:52,115 I'm game. 665 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:58,532 - What are you up to? Are you drunk? - No, we're not. 666 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,286 - Sure? - Yes. 667 01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:04,414 We're off to Capoeira and then to my dad's - 668 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:08,288 - while you goof off or whatever the hell you do. 669 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:11,242 Remember to shop for tomorrow. Fresh codfish. 670 01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:13,449 - Sure. - Fresh COD. 671 01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:16,864 Fresh COD it is. Bye, kids. 672 01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:19,290 Have fun at Capoeira. 673 01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,912 - Fresh COD. - Fresh COD. 674 01:06:24,167 --> 01:06:27,409 - Coming, Tommy? - Yes. 675 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:31,664 - Have we got everything? Booze? - It's all in here. 676 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:36,039 We'll start with this. Peychaud's bitters. 677 01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:39,117 - Alcohol-free? - It's all alcohol! 678 01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:42,496 Seven, eight... Add four lumps of sugar. 679 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:46,701 - Got it. - Crush them. We need some ice. 680 01:06:46,792 --> 01:06:49,955 - This is all very elaborate, isn't it? - No. 681 01:06:50,042 --> 01:06:52,829 We might as well drink surgical spirit, then. 682 01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:58,241 - What are you having? - Sazerac. 5 cl bourbon, 1 cl absinthe. 683 01:06:58,333 --> 01:07:01,325 The jazz musicians in New Orleans created it - 684 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:04,124 - to look like a watered-down cocktail. 685 01:07:04,208 --> 01:07:07,621 But it's pure alcohol. I mean, it's... 686 01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:11,656 - Why do you rotate the glass? - To coat it with absinthe. 687 01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:13,991 Then add this. 688 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:19,288 And now for the magic touch. Hand me the orange. 689 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:24,824 You cut off a slice. The peel contains a fragrant oil. 690 01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:28,364 - I don't need it. - Oh yes. Just rub it on the edge. 691 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:31,871 - Smell that. - I'll grab that. Is it all done? 692 01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:36,327 Hey, wait for the rest of us. Cheers. 693 01:07:40,625 --> 01:07:42,411 Holy crap! 694 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,492 Well, what are we gonna write? 695 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:47,494 Part 3. 696 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:50,655 The maximum bac. 697 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:54,074 The maximum bac. 698 01:07:54,167 --> 01:07:59,616 Study of high alcohol intake aspiring to reach maximum level - 699 01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:02,370 - with special focus on observation of - 700 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:06,451 - emancipating psychological effects. 701 01:08:06,542 --> 01:08:09,158 The study is conducted in private - 702 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:13,323 - to avoid negative interference from and with the surroundings. 703 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:17,205 - Here's another round. - Martin, don't you want a drink? 704 01:08:17,292 --> 01:08:20,329 - I'll pass. - Don't you want a drink? 705 01:08:20,417 --> 01:08:22,032 There you go. 706 01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:28,244 - See you. - Cheers. 707 01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:34,327 Holy crap. I've never tasted anything like it. 708 01:08:35,917 --> 01:08:37,453 Holy crap. 709 01:08:37,542 --> 01:08:41,410 - It's fucking strong. - But also, good. 710 01:08:43,042 --> 01:08:45,454 Are you sure about that, Martin? 711 01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,873 There you go. 712 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,367 Holy crap. What is this? 713 01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:56,494 Cheers! 714 01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:58,244 Cheers. 715 01:09:37,208 --> 01:09:40,075 - How's the dancing? - Gone to hell. 716 01:09:40,167 --> 01:09:41,532 Martin! 717 01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:49,164 There we go. 718 01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:54,115 Cheers! 719 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,865 Down, down, down. 720 01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:35,325 - I'm not downing it. Just a swig. - Cheers. 721 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:39,370 We need to go higher. To the top! 722 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:02,365 Martin. 723 01:11:09,042 --> 01:11:11,533 Where is the fresh codfish? 724 01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:15,243 I'm afraid we're out of fresh. We've only got frozen. 725 01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:18,496 Why haven't you got fresh COD - 726 01:11:18,583 --> 01:11:23,156 - when all months with an r in them are COD months?! 727 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,332 Well, it may be in season... 728 01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,157 Hey! Hello! 729 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:42,619 I once caught a COD with my bare hands. I just grabbed it... 730 01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:46,824 - It was like... - There it is. 731 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,710 - What the fuck are you doing? - It's right there. 732 01:11:51,792 --> 01:11:56,206 I'll catch a crab... And I'll use the crab to catch the COD. 733 01:11:56,292 --> 01:12:00,490 We have to stick to the rules. 734 01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:03,370 Always put on a life jacket. 735 01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:06,074 Why can't you swim? You're a gym teacher. 736 01:12:06,167 --> 01:12:07,498 I teach gym, not... 737 01:12:07,583 --> 01:12:11,656 - Forget the COD. Let's go out. - Coming. 738 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:14,332 - Come on. - Coming! 739 01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:18,786 - Peter! - Not again! 740 01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:21,241 Shut up! 741 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,082 See you in town! 742 01:12:25,167 --> 01:12:28,989 Oh, what a jolly night! 743 01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:49,697 Oh, what a jolly night! 744 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,832 We gotta eat. Gotta eat. 745 01:13:12,917 --> 01:13:15,704 1,000 kroner for some fish 'n' chips. 746 01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:17,748 2,000... 3,000. 747 01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:21,030 Take your money. Drop it. 748 01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:23,741 So I'll eat it. 749 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,414 Don't do that. 750 01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:31,447 - Karen, give me 4747s. - That's a Christmas beer. 751 01:13:31,542 --> 01:13:33,282 4747s! 752 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,832 - Last round! - Tommy... 753 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:46,282 You've had your fill of beer, dearie. Good night and sleep tight. 754 01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:52,700 Last round! 755 01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:56,412 Get down from there! 756 01:13:56,500 --> 01:14:00,038 He just wants to show us his jazz ballet moves. 757 01:14:00,917 --> 01:14:03,579 Dance...! 758 01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:15,491 Are you coming? 759 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,199 Coming? 760 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:33,323 Ew, Nikolaj, you just pissed! Gross! 761 01:15:33,417 --> 01:15:34,452 Aw! 762 01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:39,332 - What's happening, mom? - Dad just peed in the bed. 763 01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:43,239 - Ew, that's gross. - Christ, just how drunk are you? 764 01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:47,030 Hey, calm down. Do we even know... 765 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:51,698 - Otto pees on me, too. - You're so far out. 766 01:15:51,792 --> 01:15:54,408 Let's go watch some TV. 767 01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:58,290 Is it time to get up? Now? 768 01:16:02,875 --> 01:16:06,367 - Nikolaj, what are you doing? - Checking to see if I can drive. 769 01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:09,780 Drive? That's the baby monitor! 770 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,117 - Help me get up. - Hell no. 771 01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:19,166 You're not fit to look after your kids anymore. 772 01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:23,368 There, there, sweetie. 773 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:27,451 Deal with this mess by yourself. We're going to my sister's. 774 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,828 Nikolaj, do you understand?! 775 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:04,539 - Hello. It's the neighbor. - He's bleeding. 776 01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:10,120 - Look, go back in... - And bring Kenya. Get him up. 777 01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:14,994 I can't... 778 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:18,075 Come on, get up. 779 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:20,579 I'll take him from here. 780 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:25,823 - Hi, Jonas. - This isn't our house, dad. 781 01:17:25,917 --> 01:17:27,623 Let's go home. 782 01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:32,451 - Just hang on... - Hey, take it easy. 783 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,323 Okay. 784 01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:24,618 You have to explain to the children what happened, Martin. 785 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,991 Okay. 786 01:18:31,417 --> 01:18:34,614 Well, I got a little drunk yesterday. 787 01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:44,407 But dad, you've been drunk for a while, haven't you? 788 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,500 Yes. 789 01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:48,619 Everybody knows now, I think. 790 01:18:54,458 --> 01:18:58,246 - Please go to your rooms. - But we just sat down. 791 01:18:58,333 --> 01:19:00,119 Now. 792 01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:16,825 What's going on, Martin? 793 01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:20,375 I don't recognize you anymore. 794 01:19:21,292 --> 01:19:25,365 I haven't recognized you for a long time. 795 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,537 We don't talk anymore. 796 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:36,990 10 minutes on a vacation, and then you're gone again. 797 01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:40,495 - Says you. - Yes. 798 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:43,575 You've been shutting me out for years. 799 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,615 Okay. 800 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:49,701 I couldn't care less if you drink with your friends. 801 01:19:49,792 --> 01:19:53,080 That's not the point. 802 01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:56,785 This entire country drinks like maniacs anyway. 803 01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:01,993 Don't you see that our problem is that you're never really present? 804 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:04,574 You're completely invisible! 805 01:20:06,167 --> 01:20:10,035 And when you have fun, it's with someone other than me. 806 01:20:17,958 --> 01:20:22,372 Are you also having fun with someone other than me? 807 01:20:23,375 --> 01:20:27,618 Do you have fun with someone other than me? 808 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,865 Martin, I couldn't just... 809 01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:42,121 I couldn't just sit here and wait for you. 810 01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,704 Don't sit here and wait for me. 811 01:20:48,792 --> 01:20:50,282 Just get out. 812 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:53,707 Get out of here. 813 01:20:55,542 --> 01:20:56,998 Get out. 814 01:20:57,708 --> 01:21:00,620 Get the hell out of here! 815 01:21:00,708 --> 01:21:04,747 What the hell are you saying to me? What are you saying to me? 816 01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:10,870 Nobody has to wait for me. 817 01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:15,620 Nobody has to wait for me! 818 01:22:25,667 --> 01:22:31,867 Study of skarderud's theory that man is born with an alcohol level 0.05% too low 819 01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:34,574 ends here... 820 01:22:48,042 --> 01:22:52,160 Due to immense, negative social effects - 821 01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:54,662 - and danger of... 822 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:58,618 Alcoholism. 823 01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:48,540 I've called for this extraordinary meeting on very unpleasant grounds. 824 01:23:48,625 --> 01:23:52,163 I hope you've had a hice Christmas break. 825 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:56,621 I have received consistent reports that one or more of the faculty - 826 01:23:56,708 --> 01:24:01,077 - for some time now have been consuming alcohol on our premises. 827 01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:03,783 During the day. 828 01:24:06,292 --> 01:24:11,491 So far, I've dismissed it as pure fiction, but I... 829 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:17,199 - I'm running late... - But... 830 01:24:35,042 --> 01:24:37,158 Tommy. 831 01:24:38,667 --> 01:24:42,114 - Tommy, what's up? - Just a little tired... 832 01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:50,660 - Maybe we should... - I'll sit down here. 833 01:25:04,458 --> 01:25:09,327 Too many students nowadays are little boys - 834 01:25:09,417 --> 01:25:13,490 - struggling to... 835 01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:19,083 Go ahead... sorry. 836 01:25:24,958 --> 01:25:26,289 Tommy! 837 01:26:18,792 --> 01:26:20,453 Laban. 838 01:26:21,417 --> 01:26:23,408 Laban. 839 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:31,950 Hey, laban, did you see who stopped by, huh? 840 01:26:32,042 --> 01:26:33,407 Damn! 841 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:38,415 Give me a hug, old buddy. 842 01:26:39,917 --> 01:26:44,081 - What the hell... did you clean up? - Yes. 843 01:26:44,167 --> 01:26:48,831 - There's some pasta in the fridge. - Do you want to join me? 844 01:26:48,917 --> 01:26:53,115 I'll... I'll just set the table. 845 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:58,368 - I think I have a couple of cold ones. - Tommy... 846 01:26:58,458 --> 01:27:01,825 - Better leave them. - Yeah, better to leave them. 847 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:06,365 That thing at school, what a mess. I won't do it again. 848 01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:09,996 I know I've been spaced out - 849 01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:13,246 - but boy, it's been fun. 850 01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:16,324 It did you good. 851 01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:22,952 You were all fired up and laid back at the same time. 852 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,787 - How's your back? - The same. 853 01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:31,790 It'll get better. Soon you'll be doing this and this. 854 01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:35,040 Tommy, take it easy. 855 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:40,161 Yeah right. I'll take it easy. 856 01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:05,624 But Martin... 857 01:28:07,958 --> 01:28:10,791 You don't all have to stop by all the time. 858 01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:14,072 I'd rather you didn't. 859 01:28:14,167 --> 01:28:18,365 I've got a handle on things. I promise to call the school. 860 01:28:18,458 --> 01:28:20,949 Okay. Fine. 861 01:28:22,708 --> 01:28:25,074 Let's keep in touch, okay? 862 01:28:39,333 --> 01:28:41,324 What? 863 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:46,706 This isn't worth anything. 864 01:28:47,625 --> 01:28:49,616 What do you mean? 865 01:28:51,958 --> 01:28:54,665 You don't want this. 866 01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:01,780 But I'm rooting for you, Martin. 867 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,207 And for Anika. You know? 868 01:29:05,875 --> 01:29:08,537 Martin and Anika. 869 01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:12,825 It's always been you two. 870 01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:16,662 And I know you love her, right? 871 01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:20,829 Chin up, old buddy. 872 01:29:20,917 --> 01:29:24,535 Promise me that? That's how I remember you. 873 01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:29,949 You can do anything. 874 01:29:30,958 --> 01:29:33,916 Okay. Thanks. 875 01:29:35,667 --> 01:29:38,409 But keep in touch, okay? 876 01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:13,993 Hi. 877 01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:18,831 Well... 878 01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:29,832 Would you like something? 879 01:30:33,167 --> 01:30:36,489 Hi. Would you like something to eat? 880 01:30:36,583 --> 01:30:39,950 Just a glass of white wine for me, please. 881 01:30:40,042 --> 01:30:44,081 - The house wine, yes. - Chilled. 882 01:30:44,167 --> 01:30:46,499 I'm not hungry. 883 01:30:50,292 --> 01:30:54,331 Kasper is okay with two birthday parties. 884 01:30:55,125 --> 01:30:57,491 - One at your place and one at mine. - Good. 885 01:30:57,583 --> 01:31:01,496 - So you could invite your mom. - I could do that. 886 01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:08,914 - That is why you wanted to meet, right? - Yes. 887 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:12,913 I also wanted to... 888 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:16,697 That's good. Fine. Good. 889 01:31:24,833 --> 01:31:27,074 I miss you. 890 01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:32,494 - I'd like to... - One glass of the house white wine. 891 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:40,541 - I'd like to apologize. - Please... 892 01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:48,163 I haven't been okay for a long time. 893 01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:53,871 When I look at you now, I can't help thinking about - 894 01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:58,952 - how many years I've wasted on feeling like that. So I apologize. 895 01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:06,458 - If that's true, then... - I can't do this. 896 01:32:06,542 --> 01:32:10,740 - It's the biggest mistake of my life. - I can't do this. 897 01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:14,200 I thought we were going to discuss Kasper's birthday and practicalities. 898 01:32:14,292 --> 01:32:16,749 I just want to... 899 01:32:19,708 --> 01:32:25,328 Talk about Kasper's birthday or practicalities, or else I'm leaving. 900 01:32:34,375 --> 01:32:37,697 Can I just say that - 901 01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,864 - I wish we were still together? 902 01:32:40,958 --> 01:32:44,405 Getting on with our lives. We always could. 903 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:47,572 - That's a long time ago. - No, it isn't. 904 01:32:47,667 --> 01:32:50,204 Martin, that's a long time ago. 905 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:57,618 We're not a 100 years old. I'm right here. 906 01:32:59,667 --> 01:33:03,034 You're right there looking so beautiful. 907 01:33:06,292 --> 01:33:08,999 It's not too late. We have many years. 908 01:33:12,792 --> 01:33:14,748 Anika... 909 01:33:16,250 --> 01:33:18,616 And I love you. 910 01:33:20,083 --> 01:33:22,165 I'm sorry. 911 01:33:22,250 --> 01:33:24,866 You love me? 912 01:33:33,250 --> 01:33:34,706 I can't. 913 01:33:40,083 --> 01:33:42,039 I'm sorry. 914 01:33:47,667 --> 01:33:49,123 Anika... 915 01:33:50,417 --> 01:33:53,033 - I have to go now. - Stay. 916 01:33:55,250 --> 01:33:57,787 Can't you wait a bit? 917 01:33:59,167 --> 01:34:01,624 Can I have my coat, please? 918 01:34:21,333 --> 01:34:25,076 - Good morning, Martin. - Good morning. 919 01:34:38,167 --> 01:34:41,330 So, you have a history exam. 920 01:34:44,042 --> 01:34:45,202 Well... 921 01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:50,198 I can't give you anymore, but then we have... 922 01:34:50,292 --> 01:34:54,035 We have covered some stuff. 923 01:34:54,833 --> 01:34:59,156 - Some stuff? Why do you say that? - What do you mean? 924 01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:03,994 - Haven't we covered everything? - Sure. 925 01:35:05,417 --> 01:35:08,079 It's like you changed gears. 926 01:35:09,083 --> 01:35:11,495 Yeah, I guess I did. 927 01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:13,448 We're totally ready. 928 01:35:16,292 --> 01:35:18,032 Okay. 929 01:35:18,125 --> 01:35:20,207 Thanks, Malthe. 930 01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:23,241 I'm glad to hear it. 931 01:35:24,292 --> 01:35:28,991 Well, happy studying. And good luck with the exam. 932 01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:33,332 Sebastian, you're next. 933 01:35:41,958 --> 01:35:44,495 Pick a number, please. 934 01:35:46,292 --> 01:35:49,580 - What number did you get? - Three. 935 01:35:51,292 --> 01:35:56,241 Sebastian. You didn't get your topic. It's kierkegaard. 936 01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:59,450 - I can't. - Sure you can. 937 01:35:59,542 --> 01:36:04,036 - No. - Stop it. You'll do great. 938 01:36:05,833 --> 01:36:09,075 - Do you remember anything? - Not a thing. 939 01:36:09,167 --> 01:36:10,782 You're tensing up. 940 01:36:19,042 --> 01:36:22,534 - Drink this. - I thought you quit. 941 01:36:22,625 --> 01:36:26,664 Go on, take a swig. But don't make a habit of it. 942 01:36:27,667 --> 01:36:30,784 Have another swig. 943 01:36:31,542 --> 01:36:33,783 Give me some, too. 944 01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:40,074 Damn. It's force majeure. 945 01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:47,073 A human being, according to kierkegaard - 946 01:36:47,167 --> 01:36:53,322 - is a synthesis of the spirit and the body. 947 01:36:59,083 --> 01:37:02,155 Sebastian, have a sip of water. 948 01:37:02,250 --> 01:37:05,242 Just to collect your thoughts. 949 01:37:22,583 --> 01:37:25,950 The concept of anxiety, was it? 950 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:32,073 Well, kierkegaard's concept of anxiety illustrates - 951 01:37:32,167 --> 01:37:38,823 - how a human being deals with the notion of failing. 952 01:37:38,917 --> 01:37:43,536 - And even more importantly? - With having failed. 953 01:37:43,625 --> 01:37:47,914 You must accept yourself as fallible - 954 01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:51,788 - in order to love others and life. 955 01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:55,242 Sebastian, can you give us an example? 956 01:37:56,083 --> 01:37:59,530 Yes. I myself have failed. 957 01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:07,333 Down you go. 958 01:38:08,250 --> 01:38:10,992 Come here, laban. 959 01:38:38,083 --> 01:38:43,908 I love this variegated world 960 01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:48,994 despite its need and strife 961 01:38:49,958 --> 01:38:55,703 to me the earth is beautiful 962 01:38:55,792 --> 01:39:00,240 as back in the patriarchs' time. 963 01:39:01,792 --> 01:39:07,867 I have cried like others from pain 964 01:39:07,958 --> 01:39:12,452 because my bubble burst... 965 01:39:13,167 --> 01:39:15,749 You got a b. 966 01:39:15,833 --> 01:39:19,371 But the bubble isn't the world 967 01:39:19,458 --> 01:39:24,532 it's not the world that's curst. 968 01:39:26,083 --> 01:39:28,369 Well done, Sebastian. 969 01:39:30,042 --> 01:39:34,456 Congratulations. Now get out there and party. 970 01:39:37,333 --> 01:39:43,158 If we had nothing to fight for 971 01:39:43,250 --> 01:39:49,530 what would then you and I be? 972 01:39:49,625 --> 01:39:55,165 And that's why I love this world 973 01:39:55,250 --> 01:40:00,950 despite its need and strife 974 01:40:01,042 --> 01:40:06,833 to me the earth is beautiful 975 01:40:06,917 --> 01:40:11,991 as it was at creation"s time. 976 01:41:27,833 --> 01:41:30,199 - Hi, Martin. - Hi, Peter. 977 01:41:32,417 --> 01:41:35,409 - Let's... I mean, as we're pallbearers. - Right. 978 01:43:02,708 --> 01:43:07,372 A lovely land is ours 979 01:43:07,458 --> 01:43:11,906 with beeches green about her 980 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:19,953 encircled by the sea, encircled by the sea. 981 01:43:20,042 --> 01:43:24,536 Her hills and vales are manifold. 982 01:43:24,625 --> 01:43:29,540 Her name, of old, is Denmark 983 01:43:29,625 --> 01:43:33,197 and she is Freya's home 984 01:43:33,292 --> 01:43:36,910 and she is Freya's home. 985 01:44:26,208 --> 01:44:27,208 To Tommy. 986 01:44:28,833 --> 01:44:29,833 To Tommy. 987 01:44:33,167 --> 01:44:34,953 To Tommy. 988 01:44:49,917 --> 01:44:52,875 What would Tommy have done now? 989 01:45:18,667 --> 01:45:21,204 - A table for three? - Thanks. 990 01:45:22,667 --> 01:45:27,832 - Would you like to start with a drink? - Well... 991 01:45:27,917 --> 01:45:30,124 A drink? 992 01:45:31,250 --> 01:45:34,538 I need a juve y camps. 993 01:45:49,458 --> 01:45:52,165 - How are you doing? - Well... 994 01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:56,200 I think a lot about that guy. 995 01:46:07,708 --> 01:46:11,246 How are things at home? Has the dust settled? 996 01:46:11,333 --> 01:46:13,119 - I think so. - Great. 997 01:46:13,208 --> 01:46:17,406 It's like we have a new kind of connection. 998 01:46:17,500 --> 01:46:22,824 Really? Did the kids move out? Or are they sleeping through the night now? 999 01:46:22,917 --> 01:46:26,330 Well, it helps that I've stopped wetting the bed. 1000 01:46:26,417 --> 01:46:29,955 It's the little things that make all the difference. 1001 01:46:30,042 --> 01:46:32,374 Good tip. 1002 01:46:32,458 --> 01:46:34,995 I think we're doing fine. 1003 01:46:35,083 --> 01:46:40,203 Even Amalie has finally admitted - 1004 01:46:40,292 --> 01:46:44,535 - that we've come a long way. 1005 01:46:44,625 --> 01:46:48,197 I miss you too 1006 01:46:49,625 --> 01:46:54,289 - I'll have some more shrimps. - Why do shrimps have roe, anyway? 1007 01:46:54,375 --> 01:46:58,414 - Nobody likes it. - I could live on roe. 1008 01:46:59,167 --> 01:47:03,456 - Are you scared of getting fat? - Not at all. 1009 01:47:03,542 --> 01:47:09,037 After three dinner dates with that woman, you're all cocky. Did you hear? 1010 01:47:09,125 --> 01:47:12,572 - Peter's dating some broad. - Who? 1011 01:47:12,667 --> 01:47:15,124 - Did you go to the Christmas bash? - Yes. 1012 01:47:15,208 --> 01:47:17,870 She was interested in church modes. 1013 01:47:17,958 --> 01:47:22,247 So I took her to the woodwork room and put her in a clamp - 1014 01:47:22,333 --> 01:47:27,032 - and then I gave her a bit of the old d sharp... 1015 01:47:27,125 --> 01:47:29,582 You're so lame! 1016 01:47:29,667 --> 01:47:32,864 It's that little pottery sub, you know. 1017 01:47:32,958 --> 01:47:37,577 Pottery?! She's a skilled art teacher. 1018 01:47:38,875 --> 01:47:40,706 But she is. 1019 01:47:40,792 --> 01:47:44,580 - Why do you call her little? - She is little. 1020 01:47:45,708 --> 01:47:48,415 A lot... 1021 01:47:48,500 --> 01:47:51,617 My mouth is so dry I could sandblast a bike. 1022 01:47:51,708 --> 01:47:55,781 Waiter! We'd like the wine list. 1023 01:48:00,375 --> 01:48:02,366 There come the graduates. 1024 01:48:02,458 --> 01:48:06,076 You're right! There come our graduates! 1025 01:48:08,583 --> 01:48:11,120 Congratulations! 1026 01:48:25,500 --> 01:48:30,620 I think Tommy is rooting for you and me. 1027 01:48:42,375 --> 01:48:45,993 Me too... 1028 01:49:07,583 --> 01:49:08,993 Cheers! 1029 01:49:28,917 --> 01:49:31,124 What are you doing?! 1030 01:49:44,250 --> 01:49:46,866 Did you see them throwing me into the air? 1031 01:49:46,958 --> 01:49:49,495 They threw me into the air. 1032 01:49:53,292 --> 01:49:56,614 Down! Down! Down! 1033 01:50:11,875 --> 01:50:13,831 Martin. 1034 01:50:14,958 --> 01:50:18,701 Now is the time. Let's dance! Come on. 1035 01:50:19,167 --> 01:50:23,831 Now! Show me the old moves. 1036 01:52:46,958 --> 01:52:50,325 A film by Thomas vinterberg