1 00:00:08,661 --> 00:00:11,265 [Man] 'One of the most reviewed and most reviled rock phenomena 2 00:00:11,365 --> 00:00:13,136 'of recent weeks, we got a few votes: 3 00:00:13,236 --> 00:00:14,639 'Sex Pistols. 4 00:00:14,739 --> 00:00:17,512 'You can hear them warming up in the background even now.' 5 00:00:17,612 --> 00:00:19,481 [♪ Band strikes up] 6 00:00:19,582 --> 00:00:23,423 - 'Take it away!' - ♪ Flowers 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,395 ♪ Romance 8 00:00:26,496 --> 00:00:28,132 ♪ Baby 9 00:00:28,232 --> 00:00:33,544 ♪ A Woodstock coming for me ♪ 10 00:00:33,644 --> 00:00:35,113 One, two, three, four! 11 00:00:35,213 --> 00:00:37,518 ♪ Get off your arse! ♪ 12 00:00:40,558 --> 00:00:42,662 Francie, are you watching? 13 00:00:42,762 --> 00:00:45,433 [Francie] 'Oh, Lord, yes, I am watching.' 14 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,647 ♪ I am an Antichrist 15 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:55,353 ♪ I am an anarchist 16 00:00:55,453 --> 00:00:58,594 ♪ Don't know what I want, but I know where to get it 17 00:00:58,694 --> 00:01:01,566 ♪ I want to destroy your passion, boy 18 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:04,371 ♪ Cos I... 19 00:01:04,471 --> 00:01:07,477 ♪ I want to be... 20 00:01:07,578 --> 00:01:10,551 ♪ Anarchy ♪ 21 00:01:10,651 --> 00:01:12,555 "Anarchy in the UK" 22 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,427 is a call to arms 23 00:01:15,528 --> 00:01:18,166 for all the kids who feel that rock 'n' roll 24 00:01:18,266 --> 00:01:19,602 has been taken away from them. 25 00:01:19,702 --> 00:01:21,573 [Francie] "Meet Malcolm McLaren." 26 00:01:21,673 --> 00:01:23,844 "He runs a shop called 'Sex'. 27 00:01:23,944 --> 00:01:27,451 "He manages a group called 'The Sex Pistols'. 28 00:01:27,552 --> 00:01:30,223 "His rockabilly leathers deconstructed" 29 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:34,733 "by the effete white scarf that shrouds his whey face." 30 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:37,237 What's a "whey face"? 31 00:01:37,337 --> 00:01:39,208 I don't know. There's a picture. 32 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,711 That face must be "whey". 33 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:47,257 Fundamentally, rock is a young people's music. 34 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,395 [Jeannie] "McLaren declares himself" 35 00:01:49,496 --> 00:01:52,467 "the commissar of a youth revolution." 36 00:01:52,568 --> 00:01:53,671 The bus! 37 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:55,908 Come on, I want to get to the back. 38 00:01:58,881 --> 00:02:01,653 ♪ How many ways to get what you want... ♪ 39 00:02:01,753 --> 00:02:05,427 We have created a brand new... 40 00:02:05,528 --> 00:02:08,232 "...generation gap," says McLaren. "16-year-olds..." 41 00:02:08,332 --> 00:02:10,571 ...are telling 18-year-olds that they're too old. 42 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,642 Move along, foetus. 43 00:02:14,813 --> 00:02:17,250 Look at this clown! 44 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:20,758 ♪ Anarchy... ♪ 45 00:02:20,858 --> 00:02:23,229 [♪ Music continues] 46 00:02:23,329 --> 00:02:25,233 [Laughing] 47 00:02:29,776 --> 00:02:32,682 All kids are anarchists... 48 00:02:33,349 --> 00:02:34,418 Malcolm! 49 00:02:34,519 --> 00:02:36,823 ...until they get dragged into the system. 50 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:40,631 All the other bands that have risen 51 00:02:40,731 --> 00:02:43,771 out of the wake of the Pistols are great. 52 00:02:43,871 --> 00:02:46,710 It's like having an army behind you. 53 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:50,483 We are to the Bay City Rollers 54 00:02:50,584 --> 00:02:52,387 what the Stones were to the Beatles. 55 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:56,295 See, that's cool, innit? 56 00:03:02,542 --> 00:03:04,478 It says here they're going to do a tour up North. 57 00:03:04,579 --> 00:03:05,848 Are they coming to Huddersfield? 58 00:03:05,948 --> 00:03:07,518 It doesn't say. 59 00:03:07,618 --> 00:03:10,356 - What are you slags wearing? - Show us your tits. 60 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:11,660 Show us your arse. 61 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,697 Get, you know... Get lost! 62 00:03:13,797 --> 00:03:15,634 [Laughing] Ooh! 63 00:03:15,734 --> 00:03:17,605 - That wasn't very Punk. - OK. 64 00:03:17,705 --> 00:03:18,974 I'm just getting used to it. 65 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:23,550 ♪ Anarchy 66 00:03:24,385 --> 00:03:26,556 ♪ The way to be... ♪ 67 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:32,234 [Gunshot] 68 00:03:46,864 --> 00:03:48,667 What do you think? 69 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:50,403 That has got "hit" 70 00:03:50,504 --> 00:03:52,608 - written all over it. - Cheers. 71 00:03:52,708 --> 00:03:54,411 When you get your new recording contract, 72 00:03:54,512 --> 00:03:56,750 I'd definitely suggest this is your first single. 73 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:59,589 Thank you, Dave! 74 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:02,294 Next time I need advice from a stoned-out hippy, 75 00:04:02,394 --> 00:04:04,465 I'll know precisely where to turn. 76 00:04:04,566 --> 00:04:06,837 In the meantime, please stick to your assigned role 77 00:04:06,937 --> 00:04:08,707 as a third-rate sound engineer. 78 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:11,580 He's just jealous cos I wrote the tune and most of the lyrics, 79 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,449 apart from that rewrite you did on the 2nd verse 80 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:15,554 which admittedly is an improvement. 81 00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:18,594 The only thing that makes it not an ABBA song, 82 00:04:18,694 --> 00:04:21,867 is that I sing "pretty va-cunt", 83 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:25,708 whereas you wanted "pretty vacant". 84 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:28,446 Dave's right. When we present to potential record companies... 85 00:04:28,547 --> 00:04:29,849 Shut up, Glen! 86 00:04:29,949 --> 00:04:31,653 Ugh! Are we fighting again? 87 00:04:31,753 --> 00:04:34,526 "Pretty Vacant" does not represent us as a band. 88 00:04:34,626 --> 00:04:36,395 Oh, no, not like "Anarchy". 89 00:04:36,496 --> 00:04:39,736 "I'm an anarchist. I'm an Antichrist." 90 00:04:39,836 --> 00:04:41,706 Do you know what a hard time my mum gets at work 91 00:04:41,806 --> 00:04:43,075 over those lyrics? 92 00:04:43,175 --> 00:04:45,614 Because "anarchist" and "Antichrist" don't rhyme? 93 00:04:45,714 --> 00:04:47,685 [John] I'm the one who people notice. 94 00:04:47,785 --> 00:04:50,423 And I'm the one who bears the consequences, 95 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,862 so pardon me, Glen, 96 00:04:52,962 --> 00:04:56,068 if I don't give a fuck what your mum thinks! 97 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:02,480 Mind out, lads. 98 00:05:05,453 --> 00:05:06,488 What is this? 99 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,933 [Malcolm] That is a call to arms. 100 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:13,871 That is a stream of unpunctuated hot air 101 00:05:13,971 --> 00:05:15,340 from a broken hair dryer. 102 00:05:16,475 --> 00:05:17,879 Oh, please don't allow me 103 00:05:17,979 --> 00:05:20,383 to interrupt your very important potato prints. 104 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:22,588 Not important enough for you to mention in your interview. 105 00:05:22,688 --> 00:05:25,494 Ah! Bruised ego, is it? 106 00:05:27,865 --> 00:05:29,368 I like the "anarchy" bit. 107 00:05:29,468 --> 00:05:31,573 What about the "Bay City Rollers" bit? 108 00:05:31,673 --> 00:05:34,411 The bit about the shop and the band sharing a name? 109 00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:35,781 Well, it's just always good 110 00:05:35,881 --> 00:05:38,452 to throw some facts in with the bullshit. 111 00:05:38,553 --> 00:05:41,091 I'm changing the name of the shop. 112 00:05:41,191 --> 00:05:43,697 Well, we can't change the name of the band now. 113 00:05:43,797 --> 00:05:45,768 The shop is not there to service the band. 114 00:05:45,868 --> 00:05:49,509 The shop is not there to reinforce your brand. 115 00:05:51,513 --> 00:05:52,782 Well, what is it there for, then? 116 00:05:52,882 --> 00:05:57,123 To expose hypocrisy and provoke revolution. 117 00:05:57,223 --> 00:06:00,831 What, with sticky back plastic and squeezy bottles? 118 00:06:00,931 --> 00:06:02,467 [Grunts] 119 00:06:02,568 --> 00:06:04,606 Do you know the difference between you and me, Malcolm? 120 00:06:04,706 --> 00:06:09,081 How do I differ from thee? Let me count the ways... 121 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:13,690 Your idea of ambition is to be the new George Epstein. 122 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,395 Brian Epstein. It's "Brian". 123 00:06:16,496 --> 00:06:20,436 And my idea of ambition is to be the new Boudica. 124 00:06:20,537 --> 00:06:22,875 I want to ride a chariot down Oxford Street 125 00:06:22,975 --> 00:06:25,013 and burn this city to the ground. 126 00:06:25,881 --> 00:06:27,518 Oh! 127 00:06:31,526 --> 00:06:35,567 So, what does Boudica want to call her new boutique, then? 128 00:06:38,072 --> 00:06:39,742 "Seditionaries". 129 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:45,521 [♪ "St. James Infirmary Blues" on acoustic guitar] 130 00:06:47,525 --> 00:06:49,495 There you go. 131 00:06:50,531 --> 00:06:54,505 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da, da, da-da 132 00:06:55,808 --> 00:07:00,049 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪ 133 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:02,555 You're a fucking great guitarist. 134 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,892 - You know that? - I'm not. 135 00:07:06,028 --> 00:07:07,665 You're just really shit. 136 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:10,470 Mouthy Yank! 137 00:07:11,105 --> 00:07:13,442 Play with me. 138 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:15,648 You might learn something. 139 00:07:15,748 --> 00:07:19,789 ♪ I went down St. James Infirmary 140 00:07:20,891 --> 00:07:23,964 ♪ I saw my sweetheart there 141 00:07:27,638 --> 00:07:30,744 ♪ Lying on a table 142 00:07:30,844 --> 00:07:37,190 ♪ Oh, so cold, so white, so fair... ♪ 143 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,002 [♪ Song continues] 144 00:07:43,102 --> 00:07:45,473 We do make great music together. 145 00:07:45,574 --> 00:07:47,978 You talking about the lying-down kind, or the sitting-up kind? 146 00:07:48,747 --> 00:07:49,782 Both. 147 00:07:49,882 --> 00:07:51,553 Well, actually there's more than two 148 00:07:51,653 --> 00:07:54,257 cos you can do the lying-down music... 149 00:07:54,357 --> 00:07:56,796 standing up and sitting down. 150 00:07:56,896 --> 00:07:58,900 And you can do the sitting-down music 151 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,040 - standing up and lying down. - [She laughs] 152 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,543 It's confusing 153 00:08:03,643 --> 00:08:05,146 speaking in metaphors all the time, isn't it? 154 00:08:05,246 --> 00:08:07,985 Ugh, it's a right nause! 155 00:08:08,085 --> 00:08:11,191 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da, da, da-da... ♪ 156 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,661 What is a metaphor? 157 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:15,667 It's a thing that's like a thing. 158 00:08:16,202 --> 00:08:18,205 Right. 159 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:22,548 Those northern towns are gonna hate you. 160 00:08:25,086 --> 00:08:27,290 [Steve] Might not make it back alive. 161 00:08:28,192 --> 00:08:30,597 [Chrissie] Might not. 162 00:08:30,697 --> 00:08:33,770 [Steve] We'd better make music one last time... 163 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,941 ...before I leave. 164 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:40,149 See, now that... 165 00:08:40,249 --> 00:08:42,555 is a metaphor. 166 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,592 ♪ Da... 167 00:08:45,761 --> 00:08:48,132 ♪ Da, da, da-da... 168 00:08:49,769 --> 00:08:51,171 ♪ Da-da 169 00:08:51,271 --> 00:08:53,577 ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da-da ♪ 170 00:08:55,013 --> 00:08:57,651 [Steve] Fucking hell! Go on, Cookie, push! 171 00:08:59,087 --> 00:09:02,093 - Are you doing anything? - My foot's all the way down! 172 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:05,099 [Indistinct shouting] 173 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:07,705 Get in! 174 00:09:07,805 --> 00:09:09,776 Wait! I'm up front. I'm the navigator. 175 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:11,713 - I'm up front. I'm the star. - No, you're not. 176 00:09:11,813 --> 00:09:14,952 ♪ There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply 177 00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:17,992 ♪ Oh, just remember, I don't decide 178 00:09:18,092 --> 00:09:21,265 ♪ I got no reason, it's all too much 179 00:09:21,365 --> 00:09:23,603 ♪ You'll always find us 180 00:09:25,406 --> 00:09:28,780 ♪ Out to lunch 181 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,251 ♪ Oh, we're so pretty, oh, so pretty... ♪ 182 00:09:31,351 --> 00:09:33,355 [Crowd booing] 183 00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:35,159 ♪ We're vacant 184 00:09:35,259 --> 00:09:38,733 ♪ Oh, we're so pretty, oh, so pretty ♪ 185 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,369 [Man 1] You're not special! 186 00:09:40,469 --> 00:09:42,741 [Man 2] Get here, you fucking cunt! 187 00:09:42,841 --> 00:09:44,377 There's gonna be a riot! 188 00:09:44,477 --> 00:09:46,014 Come on! 189 00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:50,824 Oh, look, the northern oafs are snogging. 190 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,864 I didn't know Barnsley was this brutal. 191 00:09:53,964 --> 00:09:56,903 To be honest with you, son, it's like this most Saturday nights. 192 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:58,707 It's Wednesday. 193 00:09:59,943 --> 00:10:01,980 The ceiling. 194 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:06,021 [Viv] We're going for a bombed-out look. 195 00:10:06,121 --> 00:10:08,860 Yeah, just smash some holes into it. 196 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,196 It's full of asbestos. 197 00:10:10,296 --> 00:10:11,900 If you unsettle it, it'll kill you. 198 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,737 I can't ask my lads to touch it. 199 00:10:13,837 --> 00:10:17,410 OK, thank you very much for coming out! 200 00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:20,316 [♪ SEX PISTOLS: "Pretty Vacant"] 201 00:10:25,026 --> 00:10:26,896 Victory! 202 00:10:26,996 --> 00:10:28,232 You fool! 203 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:32,273 I'm starving. It's obscene. 204 00:10:32,373 --> 00:10:34,311 Well, I've only been provided with money 205 00:10:34,411 --> 00:10:35,948 for petrol and accommodation. 206 00:10:36,048 --> 00:10:38,185 [John] We can't work if we're starving. 207 00:10:38,285 --> 00:10:40,022 - Yeah, fill 'er up, will you? - Yeah. 208 00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:45,166 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty 209 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:47,972 ♪ We're vacant 210 00:10:48,072 --> 00:10:50,878 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty... 211 00:10:50,978 --> 00:10:53,783 - Hey! - ♪ We're vacant... ♪ 212 00:10:53,883 --> 00:10:55,119 Uh-uh! No, no, no! 213 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,223 You're the star. You stay in the front. 214 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,096 Yeah, go on! 215 00:11:00,196 --> 00:11:03,369 ♪ I got no reason, it's all too much 216 00:11:03,469 --> 00:11:06,074 - ♪ You'll always find us. - Nice one, Jonesy. 217 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:08,847 ♪ Out to lunch... ♪ 218 00:11:09,816 --> 00:11:11,351 We are here. 219 00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:13,690 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty... ♪ 220 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:15,293 They... 221 00:11:17,364 --> 00:11:18,967 ...are here. 222 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,771 What are we gonna do? 223 00:11:20,871 --> 00:11:23,242 - [Indistinct chatter] - Fuck off! 224 00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:25,714 ♪ Now 225 00:11:25,814 --> 00:11:30,156 ♪ And we don't care 226 00:11:33,095 --> 00:11:35,767 ♪ There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply... ♪ 227 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,337 [Indistinct shouting] 228 00:11:44,852 --> 00:11:46,388 [Man] Fucking cunt! 229 00:11:50,531 --> 00:11:53,937 ♪ We're so pretty, oh, so pretty 230 00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:56,776 ♪ We're vacant... ♪ 231 00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:58,880 Where do you think you're going? 232 00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:02,955 ♪ We're vacant 233 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:08,132 ♪ Oh, we're so pretty, oh, so pretty 234 00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:10,369 ♪ And now 235 00:12:11,405 --> 00:12:15,212 ♪ And we don't care 236 00:12:18,553 --> 00:12:19,922 ♪ We're pretty 237 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,530 ♪ We're pretty vacant 238 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:26,536 ♪ And we don't care ♪ 239 00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,005 Hello. 240 00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:29,542 Good afternoon. 241 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:32,280 Good afternoon, welcome to the Grand. I'm Bernadette. 242 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,150 You must be the Sex Pistols. 243 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,821 [Blows raspberry] 244 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,457 Right. You'll be in the Ballroom. 245 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:39,461 If you could just follow me, gentlemen. 246 00:12:39,562 --> 00:12:42,233 Our resident DJ... 247 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:46,008 Our resident DJ kicks off the proceedings at 7pm sharp. 248 00:12:46,108 --> 00:12:48,479 There's a buffet. You can help yourselves. 249 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,349 All right. 250 00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:53,923 Then it's you from eight till nine. 251 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,228 - Watch the upholstery, John. - [Laughs] 252 00:12:56,328 --> 00:12:58,232 - Don't even know what that is. - Fucking... 253 00:12:58,332 --> 00:12:59,367 Through this way. 254 00:13:00,303 --> 00:13:01,471 And can I just say, 255 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,375 the North Yorkshire Hairdressers' Association 256 00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:05,379 are beside themselves with excitement. 257 00:13:05,479 --> 00:13:07,851 [Steve] Look at that! Fucking hell! 258 00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:10,389 Will you stop pushing me through the fucking walls? 259 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,193 - Leave it, John! - Fucking hell! 260 00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,397 Oh, holy shit! 261 00:13:15,968 --> 00:13:18,472 We open to the general at 6:30 for 7. 262 00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:21,044 All yours till then. 263 00:13:21,144 --> 00:13:24,084 I haven't heard you, but I've read a lot about you. 264 00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:26,154 So, good luck. 265 00:13:26,254 --> 00:13:28,092 Hmm! [Whistles] 266 00:13:29,161 --> 00:13:30,931 Whoo! 267 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:34,404 I think it's time for a drink. 268 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:36,208 ♪ Boogie nights 269 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,414 ♪ Boogie nights 270 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,455 ♪ Boogie nights 271 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,328 ♪ Ain't no doubt, we are here to party 272 00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:47,498 ♪ Boogie nights 273 00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,369 ♪ Come on now, got to get it started 274 00:13:50,469 --> 00:13:54,144 ♪ Dance with the boogie, get down 275 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:57,985 ♪ Cos boogie nights are always the best in town... ♪ 276 00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,622 What's Malcolm playing at, 277 00:13:59,722 --> 00:14:02,427 sending us on this tour of England's biggest twat-holes? 278 00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:04,330 Isn't exactly our target audience, is it? 279 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,934 We're on. 280 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,403 What? 281 00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:09,642 - Look at the legs on that one. - Yeah, I've seen 'em. 282 00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:11,178 - In the middle. - Yeah, I know. 283 00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:12,447 ♪ Get that groove 284 00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:14,317 - ♪ Let it take you higher. - [Belches] 285 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,556 - [Woman] Disgusting! - ♪ Make it move 286 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,626 ♪ Set the place on fire 287 00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,129 ♪ Dance with the boogie... ♪ 288 00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:24,170 Hello, Whitby or Shitby or wherever we are. 289 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,941 Do you want to hear something real? 290 00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:29,615 [♪ Band strikes up] 291 00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,639 ♪ Too many problems, oh, why am I here 292 00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:45,179 ♪ I need to be me cos you're all too clear 293 00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,518 ♪ And I can see there's something wrong with you 294 00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:50,924 ♪ But what do you expect me to do? 295 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,462 ♪ At least I gotta know what I wanna be 296 00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,936 ♪ Don't come to me if you need pity 297 00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,407 ♪ Are you lonely, you got no one 298 00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:02,346 ♪ You get your body in suspension 299 00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:05,052 ♪ That's no problem 300 00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,991 ♪ Problem 301 00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,162 ♪ Problem 302 00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:12,333 ♪ The problem is you 303 00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:22,186 ♪ Eat your heart out on a plastic tray 304 00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:23,623 ♪ You don't do what you want... ♪ 305 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,128 [Bernadette] Could you turn it down a bit, please? 306 00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:27,498 The sound. 307 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:29,134 Turn it down! 308 00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:31,404 The sound! We've got Bingo on in the Lesser Ballroom. 309 00:15:31,505 --> 00:15:32,674 They can't hear the numbers. 310 00:15:32,774 --> 00:15:35,179 - Bingo? - Bingo, yeah. 311 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:36,348 Next door. 312 00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:39,655 ♪ Two fat ladies, eighty-eight 313 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:42,594 ♪ Two fat ladies, kind of, thirty-three 314 00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:45,366 ♪ Thirteen, not so unlucky 315 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,405 ♪ That curious number, sixty-nine 316 00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:50,544 ♪ Problem 317 00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:53,315 ♪ Problem 318 00:15:54,117 --> 00:15:55,687 ♪ Problem 319 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,091 ♪ The problem with you 320 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,431 ♪ So, what you gonna do with your problem? 321 00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,270 ♪ Problem 322 00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:07,644 ♪ Problem ♪ 323 00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:13,288 Hey, it's Bernadette. 324 00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:16,662 It's Bingo! 325 00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:19,768 Turn it up! 326 00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:22,073 [Steve] This one goes out to Bingo and her boyfriends. 327 00:16:36,435 --> 00:16:39,274 ♪ Suburban kid, you got no name 328 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,380 ♪ Too dumb, baby, and you got no brain 329 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,720 ♪ I bet you're all so happy in suburban dreams 330 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,626 ♪ But I'm only laughing cos you ain't in my scheme 331 00:16:48,726 --> 00:16:51,464 ♪ Hey, babe 332 00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:54,437 ♪ I love you 333 00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:57,410 ♪ I love you 334 00:16:57,511 --> 00:17:00,684 ♪ I love you ♪ 335 00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:08,766 Oi... oi! 336 00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,404 What's that noise? 337 00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,083 The sea. 338 00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:19,622 That's the sea. 339 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,364 [Glen] Get out! 340 00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,669 You never once got taken to the seaside? 341 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:30,309 My childhood wasn't quite the lap of luxury yours was, Glen. 342 00:17:30,409 --> 00:17:32,413 Even us impoverished Irish immigrants 343 00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,618 had the occasional seaside holiday. 344 00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:37,290 Poor, underprivileged Jonesy. 345 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,296 Fuck off! 346 00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:02,340 [Grunts] 347 00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:07,483 Ugh! 348 00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:09,354 I didn't mean anything. 349 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,565 You're always going on like I'm some kind of rich kid, 350 00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:16,334 but I grew up the same as you. 351 00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,773 Oh, right! 352 00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:21,277 That's why you went to that posh school, is it? 353 00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:24,585 I went to grammar school because I passed the entrance exam. 354 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,524 Fair enough. 355 00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:29,427 I was too thick for all that. 356 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,770 You know why I play bass? 357 00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:39,447 Loneliness. 358 00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:41,919 All them grammar school kids thought I was scum. 359 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:47,430 And all you lot thought I was a stuck-up posh boy, so, uh... 360 00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:50,135 ...I learned music. 361 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,912 But I didn't start a band. 362 00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:56,682 You did. 363 00:18:58,285 --> 00:18:59,688 And, uh... 364 00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:04,330 ...it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 365 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,773 You're not thick, Steve. 366 00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:13,181 Yeah, Rotten's got all that... 367 00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:15,653 ...but you're the one who actually gets things done. 368 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,195 Well, for my money... 369 00:19:21,532 --> 00:19:23,335 ...you're smarter than all of us. 370 00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:29,447 - Come here, you! - Oi, oi, oi! 371 00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:31,284 Stop it! No! Oh, fuck! 372 00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:32,921 - Hey, Cookie! - Woo-hoo! 373 00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:35,727 No... Fuck me! 374 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,833 Steve, be nice, I'm gonna be sick! 375 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,347 Raving fucking hell! 376 00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:57,203 For fuck's sake! 377 00:19:57,303 --> 00:19:58,740 For fuck's sake! 378 00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:23,556 They're perfect tonight! 379 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,025 They play like a band. 380 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,978 ♪ There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply 381 00:20:35,078 --> 00:20:38,418 ♪ Oh, just remember, I don't decide... ♪ 382 00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:41,424 [♪ Music slowing down, vocals fading out] 383 00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,738 I can't bear it any longer, Francie. 384 00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,944 I'm a prisoner in my own home. 385 00:21:11,552 --> 00:21:14,858 It's time for youth revolution. 386 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:20,737 Get in! 387 00:21:20,837 --> 00:21:22,941 [Indistinct shouting, cheering] 388 00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,678 [Church bell ringing] 389 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:28,886 Welcome to Mission Control. 390 00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:31,659 Well... it's a dump! 391 00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:34,998 Oh, hello. I'm Steve. 392 00:21:35,098 --> 00:21:37,303 I know. I know who you all are. 393 00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:38,706 And can I just say 394 00:21:38,806 --> 00:21:41,377 that I think what you're doing is so important. 395 00:21:41,477 --> 00:21:44,450 You could say that, but would it be true? 396 00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,522 Look, don't mind Johnny, he's a right nause. 397 00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:49,561 Do mind Steve, he's a sexual maniac. 398 00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:52,968 Yeah, I am. Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it. 399 00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:55,974 [Malcolm] Sophie is my aide-de-camp. 400 00:21:56,074 --> 00:21:58,779 - Aide de what? - I think he means assistant. 401 00:21:58,879 --> 00:22:01,952 Oh, grammar school is finally paying off. 402 00:22:02,052 --> 00:22:05,627 Sophie shall be giving you your weekly wages. 403 00:22:05,727 --> 00:22:07,429 Oh! How much do we get? 404 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:08,733 Twenty-five pounds. 405 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:09,835 [Johnny] What? 406 00:22:09,935 --> 00:22:12,373 I used to get more as an apprentice. 407 00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:15,078 It's just until we start selling records. 408 00:22:15,178 --> 00:22:17,717 Speaking of which... 409 00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:23,863 Your freshly negotiated EMI recording contract. 410 00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:26,569 - Give us a look. - How much is it for? 411 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,810 Forty thousand pounds. 412 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:33,516 Whoa, fuck! 413 00:22:33,616 --> 00:22:36,454 Wait, hang on, hang on. Then why only 25 quid a week? 414 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:41,431 Well, the 40k is to pay for the recording of your new album. 415 00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:42,601 - Come on! - Oi! 416 00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:45,472 This is a complex legal document. 417 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,879 You get 25 percent, 418 00:22:48,979 --> 00:22:51,919 and we pay your expenses? 419 00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:54,725 - All very standard stuff. - [Steve] Look, it's all right. 420 00:22:54,825 --> 00:22:56,695 Malcolm knows if he stitches us up, 421 00:22:56,795 --> 00:22:58,766 I'll break his fucking legs. Don't you, Malcolm? 422 00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:00,770 Too right, my boy. 423 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:02,507 Right, who's first? 424 00:23:02,607 --> 00:23:05,012 Oi! Wait, wait, wait! 425 00:23:06,247 --> 00:23:07,851 Can we see the actual cheque? 426 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,122 [Malcolm] The actual cheque. 427 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,759 Made out to "Glitterbest"? 428 00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:14,096 What's "Glitterbest", Malcolm? 429 00:23:16,468 --> 00:23:18,539 Sophie, will you explain it to him? 430 00:23:18,639 --> 00:23:21,512 Um, Malcolm tells me. 431 00:23:21,612 --> 00:23:24,785 "Glitterbest" is a limited liability company. 432 00:23:24,885 --> 00:23:27,056 The money still belongs to you. 433 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,596 "Glitterbest" merely handles it. 434 00:23:30,696 --> 00:23:33,502 You seem like a very sensible girl, Sophie. 435 00:23:33,602 --> 00:23:35,707 If there's anything wrong with this, it's your fault 436 00:23:35,807 --> 00:23:37,476 because you're the only one what's read it. 437 00:23:37,577 --> 00:23:39,447 - [Glen] Oi! That it... John! - [Steve] Too right! 438 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:41,618 [Malcolm] You can all hire lawyers if you really want to, 439 00:23:41,718 --> 00:23:44,524 but frankly, they are a bunch of corrupt bastards 440 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,094 who are not worth their pay. 441 00:23:46,194 --> 00:23:48,599 Isn't that right, Sophie? 442 00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:50,903 - Well, I can't say... - Of course you can't! 443 00:23:51,003 --> 00:23:53,074 Neither can I. What I'd much rather you do 444 00:23:53,174 --> 00:23:57,550 is go on Thames Television live tomorrow evening 445 00:23:57,650 --> 00:24:00,556 to discuss the phenomenon that you are about to become. 446 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,059 Thames Television? 447 00:24:02,159 --> 00:24:03,896 - Which show? - "Grundy". 448 00:24:03,996 --> 00:24:07,504 "Grundy"? My mum loves him. 449 00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:11,779 Sign the contract, then go tell the world. 450 00:24:11,879 --> 00:24:14,718 - [Glen] You're not joking? - [Sylvia] We've told everyone. 451 00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:17,557 Your aunt Julia almost had a conniption. 452 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,661 Everyone watches it, don't they? 453 00:24:19,761 --> 00:24:20,863 It's really quite exciting. 454 00:24:20,963 --> 00:24:22,801 I always knew you'd be famous. 455 00:24:22,901 --> 00:24:25,205 You get it from me. Charisma. [Laughs] 456 00:24:25,305 --> 00:24:27,644 - Why are you on? - Because... 457 00:24:27,744 --> 00:24:29,180 You haven't done anything wrong, have you? 458 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,817 Are you on it as well, Steve? 459 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:32,654 Yeah, were all gonna be on it, Mrs. C. 460 00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:35,158 Oh... Should've asked me on. 461 00:24:35,258 --> 00:24:36,962 Is your mum excited, Steve? 462 00:24:37,731 --> 00:24:40,102 Oh... yeah. 463 00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:42,640 - Bound to be. - We're on cos... 464 00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:44,276 - You haven't told her, have ya? - Mum! 465 00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:46,582 We've got a recording contract. 466 00:24:46,682 --> 00:24:48,251 - Oh, lovely. - That's a big deal. 467 00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:50,957 Go and tell her, Steve. 468 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,494 She's your mum. 469 00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:55,767 [Mary] On telly! 470 00:24:57,303 --> 00:24:59,006 That's exciting. 471 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,610 We've got a contract, Mrs Jones. 472 00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:03,983 - It's a lot of money. - Oh, Steve! 473 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,054 Yeah, we're actually on tonight. 474 00:25:06,154 --> 00:25:07,924 On the "Today" show. 475 00:25:08,024 --> 00:25:10,596 That'll be a laugh. 476 00:25:10,696 --> 00:25:13,301 It'll make a change from keeping it to ourselves, 477 00:25:13,401 --> 00:25:17,209 watching him cock up live on TV. [Chuckles] 478 00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:19,246 Well, now the whole world will get to see 479 00:25:19,346 --> 00:25:22,687 what your poor mum's had to put up with all these years. 480 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:25,125 Lazy little sod. 481 00:25:26,261 --> 00:25:28,699 Huh? Honestly... 482 00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:31,572 What did we do to deserve you? 483 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:34,210 Ey? 484 00:25:41,224 --> 00:25:42,627 - Don't miss it. - Yeah. 485 00:25:42,727 --> 00:25:44,230 Ta-ta. 486 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,077 [♪ Plays alternating notes] 487 00:25:52,379 --> 00:25:54,618 Sexy young assassins! 488 00:25:54,718 --> 00:25:57,089 Your carriage awaits you. 489 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,293 [♪ Plays faster, louder] 490 00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:03,268 Jones! 491 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,610 Steve! 492 00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:11,217 Steve! 493 00:26:16,929 --> 00:26:18,799 Are you all right, my boy? 494 00:26:18,899 --> 00:26:22,072 [Chuckles] Never better! 495 00:26:22,908 --> 00:26:24,778 Come on. 496 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:31,057 - Oh, no, no, no... - [Indistinct] 497 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,927 For fuck's sake! 498 00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:34,631 Oi! 499 00:26:38,371 --> 00:26:40,977 [Conversation continues indistinctly] 500 00:26:44,183 --> 00:26:45,953 [Woman] I was told the band was a four-piece. 501 00:26:46,053 --> 00:26:48,324 We're not a band, we are a movement. 502 00:26:48,424 --> 00:26:50,696 Now, if he talks to you about violence, remember, 503 00:26:50,796 --> 00:26:53,736 you have to destroy in order to create. 504 00:26:53,836 --> 00:26:56,808 If he asks you about filth, just turn it back on him. 505 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,814 Talk about the filthy conditions the poor live in or something. 506 00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:02,352 Just turn it back on him every time. 507 00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:04,824 This is going to be very confrontational. 508 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,831 Do shut up, Malcolm! 509 00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:10,268 - You all right? - What? 510 00:27:10,368 --> 00:27:12,406 - It'll be a piece of piss. - Good! 511 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,343 - Cos I am fucking damn pissed. - Good. 512 00:27:14,443 --> 00:27:16,815 [Woman] You know, there really are a lot of you. 513 00:27:16,915 --> 00:27:18,953 - There's a lot of you. - Do we get a fee for this? 514 00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:21,859 No, not a fee as such, but you're welcome to go back 515 00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:23,361 - and finish the crisps. - Ah! 516 00:27:23,461 --> 00:27:24,831 [Shouting] 517 00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:27,436 [Woman] Just come through calmly! 518 00:27:27,537 --> 00:27:29,006 [Malcolm] Behave yourselves! 519 00:27:32,046 --> 00:27:34,985 I think you'll find that I'm the king of this establishment. 520 00:27:35,085 --> 00:27:36,855 - And you'll need more chairs. - Hello! 521 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:39,961 [Woman] Please find your seats. Do not touch anything. 522 00:27:40,061 --> 00:27:41,832 And make your way to the set! 523 00:27:41,932 --> 00:27:43,368 [John] Oh! You are rather cross! 524 00:27:43,468 --> 00:27:45,238 [Woman] We are live in three minutes! 525 00:27:45,338 --> 00:27:47,309 [Man] Sit down! 526 00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:48,846 [Woman] Do not touch the cue cards. 527 00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:50,983 - Are you going on, too? - Me? No, no. 528 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,756 - I'm the éminence grise. - Oh. Course you are. 529 00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:54,991 The interviewer's late. 530 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,262 - What are you doing for a job? - Fat oaf! 531 00:27:57,362 --> 00:28:00,435 - Hello. - Better late than never, eh? 532 00:28:04,544 --> 00:28:06,915 [♪ Theme music] 533 00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:13,127 [Grundy] 'They are punk rockers.' 534 00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:15,866 - Oi, oi! - 'The new craze, they tell me. 535 00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:19,808 'Their heroes? Not the nice, clean Rolling Stones. 536 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,444 'You see, they are as drunk as I am. 537 00:28:21,545 --> 00:28:23,281 'They are clean by comparison.' 538 00:28:23,381 --> 00:28:26,153 There you are. He said they're drunk. 539 00:28:26,253 --> 00:28:28,424 'And I am surrounded now by all of them...' 540 00:28:28,525 --> 00:28:31,097 - [Steve] 'In action!' - 'Let's see the Sex Pistols... 541 00:28:31,197 --> 00:28:32,800 [Both] '...in action.' 542 00:28:34,403 --> 00:28:36,775 We were there. Why are we watching this? 543 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,177 They're good, they are. 544 00:28:38,277 --> 00:28:40,850 People are gonna be disappointed we aren't Queen, 545 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,820 ballet dancing like Mr Mercury. 546 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,325 - Is that what I was wearing? - Oh, look! 547 00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:46,828 Beauty and the beast! 548 00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:48,331 - NVC going live... - [Belches] 549 00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:50,435 ...in five, four... 550 00:28:51,572 --> 00:28:53,241 [Grundy] 'I am told 551 00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:57,316 'that that group have received £40,000 from a record company.' 552 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,486 Did he just say "40,000"? 553 00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:01,057 A load of old bollocks! 554 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:03,061 It's hype! You know? 555 00:29:03,161 --> 00:29:04,798 Not real money. 556 00:29:04,898 --> 00:29:07,135 - 'Tell me more about it.' - 'Fucking spent it, ain't we?' 557 00:29:07,235 --> 00:29:11,110 [Gasps] What did he say? What did Steven just say? 558 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,949 - Did he just swear? - 'Good Lord, that's shocking!' 559 00:29:14,049 --> 00:29:16,989 - He's joking, though, isn't he? - I think that fella's drunk. 560 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,195 Are you serious, or are you just trying to make me laugh? 561 00:29:20,295 --> 00:29:21,197 Yeah, it's all gone. 562 00:29:21,297 --> 00:29:22,366 - Really? - Yeah. 563 00:29:22,466 --> 00:29:23,969 - I mean what you're doing. - Oh, yeah. 564 00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:26,073 - You are serious? - Mm. 565 00:29:26,173 --> 00:29:28,344 Beethoven, Mozart, Bach... 566 00:29:28,444 --> 00:29:30,983 Yes, well, they're all heroes of ours, ain't they? 567 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,219 What did you say, sir? 568 00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:34,390 - Yes, they're wonderful people. - Are they? 569 00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:36,828 Oh, yes, they really turn us on. 570 00:29:36,928 --> 00:29:38,031 But they're dead. 571 00:29:38,131 --> 00:29:40,301 Well, supposing they turn other people on? 572 00:29:40,401 --> 00:29:41,838 That's just their tough shit. 573 00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:44,978 - It's what? - [John] Nothing. A rude word. 574 00:29:45,078 --> 00:29:47,249 - Next question? - No, no. 575 00:29:47,349 --> 00:29:48,418 What was the rude word? 576 00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:50,923 Oh, what the fuck did he ask him that for? 577 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,025 'Shit.' 578 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,896 [Gasps] Oh! 579 00:29:53,996 --> 00:29:56,835 There you are! I told you, didn't I? Here we go. 580 00:29:56,935 --> 00:29:59,841 He's just more or less asked him to swear live on air! 581 00:29:59,941 --> 00:30:01,978 Are you worried, or are you just enjoying yourself? 582 00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:03,381 - Enjoying myself. - Are you? 583 00:30:03,481 --> 00:30:04,551 - Yeah. - That's what I thought! 584 00:30:04,651 --> 00:30:06,454 You know, I always wanted to meet you. 585 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,857 - Did you really? - Yeah. 586 00:30:07,957 --> 00:30:09,894 We'll meet afterwards, shall we? 587 00:30:09,994 --> 00:30:11,430 You dirty sod! 588 00:30:11,531 --> 00:30:12,900 [Laughs] 589 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,904 - That told him! - [Steve] 'You dirty old man.' 590 00:30:15,004 --> 00:30:17,442 Well, keep going, chief, keep going. 591 00:30:17,543 --> 00:30:20,148 Go on, we got another five seconds. 592 00:30:20,248 --> 00:30:22,587 - [Steve] 'You dirty bastard!' - [Grundy] 'Go on, again!' 593 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,862 'You dirty fucker! 594 00:30:27,931 --> 00:30:31,872 'You dirty, dirty, dirty fucker!' 595 00:30:31,972 --> 00:30:34,410 - [Grundy] 'What a clever boy!' - 'What a fucking rotter!' 596 00:30:34,511 --> 00:30:36,013 [Grundy] 'Well, that's it for tonight. 597 00:30:36,113 --> 00:30:37,416 'The other rocker, Eamonn, 598 00:30:37,517 --> 00:30:39,319 'and I'm saying nothing else about him, 599 00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:42,225 'will be back tomorrow. I'll be seeing you soon.' 600 00:30:42,325 --> 00:30:44,029 I hope I won't be seeing you again. 601 00:30:44,129 --> 00:30:46,300 From me, though, good night. 602 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,204 [♪ Theme music] 603 00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:57,489 What a disgusting sleaze! 604 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,359 Shit! I hope my mum wasn't watching! 605 00:30:59,459 --> 00:31:02,165 [All operators] Please hold! Please hold! 606 00:31:02,265 --> 00:31:03,502 Right, that... 607 00:31:03,602 --> 00:31:06,040 - That is the complaint line! - Oh! 608 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:07,476 Oh, just... Just get in the green room. 609 00:31:07,577 --> 00:31:09,581 I knew he'd be bad, but I didn't think he'd be that bad. 610 00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:12,587 - Uh, tell me about it! - You tellin' me! 611 00:31:15,593 --> 00:31:18,532 What... have you done? 612 00:31:18,632 --> 00:31:20,335 What you told us to do. 613 00:31:20,435 --> 00:31:23,609 I did not tell you to end your entire career, 614 00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:26,147 to destroy everything that we have worked for, 615 00:31:26,247 --> 00:31:28,685 by appearing in front of the British public 616 00:31:28,785 --> 00:31:30,488 on teatime television 617 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:33,127 as a bunch of sweary toddlers! 618 00:31:34,430 --> 00:31:36,133 Malcolm! 619 00:31:36,233 --> 00:31:39,974 Always the revolutionary until the barricades go up, 620 00:31:40,074 --> 00:31:42,212 and then he runs home to Grandma. 621 00:31:42,312 --> 00:31:43,615 Look, the bloke just wound us up, and... 622 00:31:43,715 --> 00:31:48,090 No one has said the word "fuck" on British TV 623 00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:50,963 ever before in history. 624 00:31:51,063 --> 00:31:52,633 Brendan Behan. 625 00:31:53,636 --> 00:31:54,671 What? 626 00:31:57,309 --> 00:32:01,116 It's a matter of great pride to the Irish community in Britain 627 00:32:01,216 --> 00:32:05,559 that the first person to use the F-word on British TV 628 00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:08,532 was in fact the poet Brendan Behan. 629 00:32:08,632 --> 00:32:11,638 He said "fuck" to Malcolm Muggeridge. 630 00:32:11,738 --> 00:32:13,040 Ten times. 631 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,679 So this is just a storm in a china tea cup 632 00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:20,021 on the table of doilies of your cowardice. 633 00:32:20,121 --> 00:32:21,190 Who told you to laugh? 634 00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:23,662 No, no, it's just... doilies are funny. 635 00:32:23,762 --> 00:32:25,733 So funny! 636 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,145 Whoops! 637 00:32:32,245 --> 00:32:33,447 [Steve] Our work here is done. 638 00:32:33,548 --> 00:32:36,153 Let's go back to the old hideout, get pissed! 639 00:32:36,253 --> 00:32:37,557 Destroy! 640 00:32:37,657 --> 00:32:39,393 [♪ THE MODERN LOVERS: "Pablo Picasso"] 641 00:32:39,494 --> 00:32:42,065 ♪ Some people try to pick up girls 642 00:32:42,165 --> 00:32:44,169 ♪ And get called assholes 643 00:32:44,269 --> 00:32:47,442 ♪ This never happened to Pablo Picasso 644 00:32:47,543 --> 00:32:49,146 - ♪ He could walk... ♪ - It's in the bin! 645 00:32:49,246 --> 00:32:51,350 I brought you the papers. 646 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,691 - Cheers! - Who is she? 647 00:32:55,826 --> 00:32:58,565 - Uh, she's... - I'm his music teacher. 648 00:32:58,665 --> 00:33:00,736 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's right. 649 00:33:00,836 --> 00:33:02,439 You might wanna read those headlines. 650 00:33:03,509 --> 00:33:06,380 Wait! You can't! 651 00:33:07,784 --> 00:33:10,589 "The Foul-Mouthed Yobs." 652 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,527 "Were The Pistols Loaded?" 653 00:33:12,627 --> 00:33:15,331 "The Filth And The Fury." 654 00:33:15,431 --> 00:33:16,635 "Filth And The Fury" is good. 655 00:33:16,735 --> 00:33:19,607 - [Banging on door] - [Man] News of the World! 656 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:22,713 Johnny? Tony says you're a foul-mouthed... 657 00:33:22,813 --> 00:33:24,049 Fucking hell! 658 00:33:24,651 --> 00:33:26,320 Open up, boys! 659 00:33:28,124 --> 00:33:30,461 [Steve] How the fuck did they get up there? 660 00:33:30,562 --> 00:33:32,600 Sid! Sid! What are you doing? 661 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,269 Answering the door. 662 00:33:34,369 --> 00:33:36,473 Is it an orgy, boys? 663 00:33:36,574 --> 00:33:38,210 Let's give 'em an eyeful of this. 664 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:40,114 [John] Get your hand off that knob! 665 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,791 - This is punk! - Shh! 666 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,628 We do what we want where we want! 667 00:33:46,728 --> 00:33:48,732 And we ain't scared to show the world. 668 00:33:48,832 --> 00:33:51,771 You think I want the world seeing me like this? 669 00:33:51,871 --> 00:33:54,276 My dear mother might think I was stupid enough 670 00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:57,215 to exchange bodily fluids with these harridans. 671 00:33:57,315 --> 00:33:58,552 Oi! Piss off! 672 00:33:58,652 --> 00:33:59,821 I wouldn't exchange bodily fluids with you 673 00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:01,625 if you were the last body in London! 674 00:34:01,725 --> 00:34:03,261 - Open, sesame! - Sid! 675 00:34:03,361 --> 00:34:05,766 I'll tell Mum that you led me into this depravity, 676 00:34:05,866 --> 00:34:08,104 and she will ban you from our house forever! 677 00:34:08,204 --> 00:34:10,375 No more cups of tea! 678 00:34:10,475 --> 00:34:12,312 No more iced biscuits! 679 00:34:12,412 --> 00:34:14,116 No more motherly sympathy! 680 00:34:14,216 --> 00:34:17,556 Just cold, hard banishment! 681 00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:22,667 - I do love your mum. - And she loves you. 682 00:34:22,767 --> 00:34:25,138 Let's keep it that way. 683 00:34:25,238 --> 00:34:27,142 [Man] Come on, boys, let's see you! 684 00:34:28,512 --> 00:34:30,381 Oh, God! 685 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:33,387 ♪ Hey... ♪ 686 00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:35,258 And now, music news. 687 00:34:35,358 --> 00:34:37,295 'A huge uproar's broken out 688 00:34:37,395 --> 00:34:40,301 'after members of the punk rock group The Sex Pistols 689 00:34:40,401 --> 00:34:43,207 'repeatedly swore live on teatime television.' 690 00:34:43,307 --> 00:34:45,211 ♪ Our Father 691 00:34:45,946 --> 00:34:48,184 ♪ Which art in heaven... ♪ 692 00:34:48,284 --> 00:34:50,455 [Man] Oi! There's Johnny fucking Rotten! 693 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:51,691 Come here, you fuck! 694 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:54,262 I'm gonna kick your head in! 695 00:34:54,362 --> 00:34:56,835 My mum was watching that, you fuck! 696 00:34:58,204 --> 00:35:01,544 Get in! Lock this door! Lock the door! 697 00:35:01,644 --> 00:35:03,548 Fuck! 698 00:35:04,884 --> 00:35:07,422 - Drive! - You fucking cunt, you! 699 00:35:10,796 --> 00:35:12,833 I mean, this I like, cos this is something different. 700 00:35:12,933 --> 00:35:15,171 You know? This is what it should be about. 701 00:35:15,271 --> 00:35:17,710 Look at you! You think you're all right, don't you? 702 00:35:17,810 --> 00:35:20,214 - Or what exactly? - Ponce! Cunt! 703 00:35:20,314 --> 00:35:21,450 Oh, here we go. 704 00:35:21,551 --> 00:35:23,622 Ding, ding, next question, please. 705 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:26,360 ♪ For thine is the kingdom 706 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:28,164 - ♪ And the power - [Screaming] 707 00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:30,301 ♪ And the glory 708 00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:33,307 ♪ Forever 709 00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:35,879 ♪ And ever... ♪ 710 00:35:35,979 --> 00:35:37,482 Quick, Julia! 711 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:42,727 ♪ And ever ♪ 712 00:35:42,827 --> 00:35:44,931 Fucking cunt! 713 00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:50,876 [Sid] They should've kept an eye on you. You're the face. 714 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,218 And what makes the band the band. 715 00:35:57,557 --> 00:36:00,763 It's not your fault everyone wants to talk to you. 716 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,407 They got to appreciate that... 717 00:36:07,944 --> 00:36:09,814 ...take care of you. 718 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:14,891 You're my only real mate, Sid. 719 00:36:17,997 --> 00:36:20,569 You'll need another, for later. 720 00:36:21,738 --> 00:36:23,909 I'll be dead by the time I'm 21. 721 00:36:24,009 --> 00:36:26,848 Don't say stupid clichés like that. 722 00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:32,425 No, I mean it. 723 00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:37,302 Do you want a cup of tea? 724 00:36:39,339 --> 00:36:41,811 Yeah, thanks. 725 00:36:41,911 --> 00:36:43,648 I'll make it. 726 00:36:59,747 --> 00:37:01,450 [♪ BLONDIE: "X Offender"] ♪ You read me my rights 727 00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:03,420 ♪ And then you said... 728 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,826 ♪ "Let's go" and nothing more 729 00:37:05,926 --> 00:37:07,563 ♪ I thought of my nights 730 00:37:07,663 --> 00:37:09,667 ♪ And how they were 731 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,303 ♪ They were filled with... ♪ 732 00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,443 [Viv] No, pet, we did not spray-paint "Scum" and "Filth" 733 00:37:14,544 --> 00:37:17,850 on the outside of our shop. Why would we do that? 734 00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:19,687 Yes, I suppose it is the kind of thing we would do, 735 00:37:19,787 --> 00:37:21,958 but in this instance... no! 736 00:37:22,058 --> 00:37:24,564 - Malcolm... - [Phone rings] 737 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:28,705 - It's your call, Mal. - Yeah? 738 00:37:28,805 --> 00:37:31,310 ['Male speaker, indistinct'] 739 00:37:32,479 --> 00:37:34,884 No... I... Well, couldn't we...? 740 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:37,756 We couldn't. 741 00:37:40,496 --> 00:37:42,432 Yes, no, I see. 742 00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:43,668 I see. 743 00:37:43,768 --> 00:37:44,937 - What? - The shop... 744 00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:46,674 Actually, never mind... 745 00:37:46,774 --> 00:37:48,344 What? 746 00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:51,851 - EMI have just dropped us. - And the shop has been... Oh! 747 00:37:52,954 --> 00:37:55,024 Are they asking for the money back? 748 00:37:55,124 --> 00:37:58,330 No, no, no, the advance is not returnable. 749 00:37:58,430 --> 00:38:00,736 So, this is interesting. 750 00:38:00,836 --> 00:38:02,706 [Glass smashing, kids screaming] 751 00:38:02,806 --> 00:38:04,009 Stay down! Stay down! 752 00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:06,313 - [Man shouting] - What happened? 753 00:38:06,413 --> 00:38:08,017 Watch you mouths, you filthy scum! 754 00:38:08,117 --> 00:38:10,522 Fucking fascist arrogant cunts! 755 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,791 What's happening? 756 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:14,329 The fascist bastard just threw a bloody brick 757 00:38:14,429 --> 00:38:15,833 - through our window. - Not the window! 758 00:38:15,933 --> 00:38:18,738 I can see what happened to the bloody window, you fool! 759 00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:19,874 What have you done? 760 00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:22,780 What have you done to our lives? 761 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,617 Are you all right? Are you all right? 762 00:38:24,717 --> 00:38:26,053 Look, they've gone. Are you all right? 763 00:38:26,153 --> 00:38:28,525 - I'm OK, Mum. - Let me see your hands. 764 00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,495 Oh, I know what I've done. 765 00:38:33,434 --> 00:38:35,338 I've made us matter. 766 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,509 [Malcolm] Right, thanks to my strategy, 767 00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:39,914 we are now poised to change the world. 768 00:38:40,014 --> 00:38:43,020 Your "strategy"? You were shitting your pants. 769 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,525 [Malcolm] You have been banned from playing 770 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:49,466 right across the country, which is wonderful. 771 00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:51,938 - Wonderful, how? - Society fears you. 772 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,913 You... matter. 773 00:38:56,013 --> 00:38:58,919 And to add to the glory of the day, EMI have dropped you. 774 00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:00,522 - What? - Shit! 775 00:39:00,622 --> 00:39:02,392 - Which means... - We're fucked! 776 00:39:02,493 --> 00:39:04,530 It means that we're available. 777 00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:06,935 We are available, and we are infamous! 778 00:39:07,035 --> 00:39:09,807 And we are an instantly recognisable brand, 779 00:39:09,907 --> 00:39:12,378 which is why Jamie is here. 780 00:39:12,478 --> 00:39:16,386 Jamie is an anarchist, a Druid, and a genius. 781 00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:17,823 In that order. 782 00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:20,762 He is also now our new Head of Marketing. 783 00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,800 Working under him will be Julian. 784 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:24,704 Uh, actually I'm an independent. 785 00:39:24,804 --> 00:39:27,375 - And Helen. - Uh, I'm independent, too. 786 00:39:27,475 --> 00:39:28,578 We're a team. 787 00:39:28,678 --> 00:39:31,651 And to build our world-wide brand, 788 00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:36,093 we must sharpen and focus our image. 789 00:39:36,193 --> 00:39:38,598 Imagine we're in a movie 790 00:39:38,698 --> 00:39:40,936 by Jean-Luc Godard. 791 00:39:41,036 --> 00:39:43,842 Imagine I punch you in the face. 792 00:39:43,942 --> 00:39:49,119 You would play the tortured street poet. 793 00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:55,565 You would play the rough, yet sensitive criminal. 794 00:39:55,665 --> 00:40:00,074 You would be the street-smart, loyal friend. 795 00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:01,410 Naturally. 796 00:40:01,511 --> 00:40:04,449 And you... You would be... 797 00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:07,155 - Uh... - The really boring mummy's boy 798 00:40:07,255 --> 00:40:09,125 with bad hair, bad jeans, 799 00:40:09,225 --> 00:40:11,463 and a very annoying, whiny little voice. 800 00:40:11,564 --> 00:40:13,902 You fucking cunt! 801 00:40:14,002 --> 00:40:16,473 No wonder everyone in this band fucking hates you! 802 00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:27,428 Sorry. 803 00:40:27,529 --> 00:40:28,598 Not much sleep. 804 00:40:29,634 --> 00:40:31,604 It's all right. 805 00:40:33,508 --> 00:40:34,844 That's anarchy. 806 00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:39,587 - He speaks! - Only occasionally, 807 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,158 but with great perspicacity. 808 00:40:42,258 --> 00:40:45,464 We need to create a visual style... 809 00:40:45,565 --> 00:40:47,001 ...that supports the fundamental anarchy 810 00:40:47,101 --> 00:40:50,074 that lives both within and without the band. 811 00:40:51,978 --> 00:40:53,648 You see, perspicacious. 812 00:40:53,748 --> 00:40:55,952 Incomprehensible! 813 00:40:56,052 --> 00:40:58,057 Jamie's also on with Sophie. 814 00:40:59,694 --> 00:41:02,633 - Thanks, Malcolm! - Well, it's a matter of fact! 815 00:41:02,733 --> 00:41:04,603 - Prick! - What I mean is, 816 00:41:04,703 --> 00:41:08,511 we are all one great, big... 817 00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:10,916 ...unhappy family! 818 00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:13,521 And families yell, 819 00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:15,525 and they scream, and they fight, 820 00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:17,663 but none of that matters, 821 00:41:17,763 --> 00:41:20,067 as long as we stick together. 822 00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:21,971 [♪ DENNIS BROWN: "Milk And Honey"] 823 00:41:25,244 --> 00:41:27,115 Where is it? It's supposed to be there. 824 00:41:32,025 --> 00:41:33,795 - That's him! - Stay calm. 825 00:41:33,895 --> 00:41:35,499 Follow him! 826 00:41:35,899 --> 00:41:37,536 Excuse me! 827 00:41:37,636 --> 00:41:39,072 - Nice! - ♪ Don't stop 828 00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:45,685 ♪ Jah! Jah! Bring forth milk and honey, don't stop 829 00:41:48,023 --> 00:41:51,063 ♪ Let the newsmen write 830 00:41:51,163 --> 00:41:54,570 ♪ What they wanna write... ♪ 831 00:41:54,670 --> 00:41:56,874 I need to see Malcolm. 832 00:41:56,974 --> 00:41:58,110 He's not here, pet. 833 00:41:59,146 --> 00:42:00,882 - Fuck it! - Come on, then. 834 00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:04,857 Mind out! 835 00:42:07,763 --> 00:42:09,700 Yes? 836 00:42:12,005 --> 00:42:13,975 Um, we... 837 00:42:15,913 --> 00:42:19,152 - We... - We want to change our lives. 838 00:42:19,252 --> 00:42:21,691 Yes. Completely. 839 00:42:26,634 --> 00:42:27,636 Put this on. 840 00:42:27,736 --> 00:42:29,774 Oh, God! 841 00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:32,278 I couldn't wear that. Never! 842 00:42:34,049 --> 00:42:35,752 Let me tell you about this. 843 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:38,625 For hundreds of years, 844 00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:41,731 women had to wear stuff like this under their dresses. 845 00:42:41,831 --> 00:42:45,639 They literally lived in bondage. 846 00:42:45,739 --> 00:42:47,141 Are you asking us to wear it now, then? 847 00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:49,613 My project 848 00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:52,986 is to summon this darkness out of its own shadows... 849 00:42:54,089 --> 00:42:56,026 ...and into the light of reason. 850 00:42:56,126 --> 00:42:58,030 Is that a song? 851 00:42:58,130 --> 00:43:00,134 It's a creed. 852 00:43:00,234 --> 00:43:02,906 All these means of oppression were hidden away 853 00:43:03,006 --> 00:43:05,177 behind bustles and crinolines. 854 00:43:05,277 --> 00:43:07,348 And it were no different when our mothers were young. 855 00:43:07,448 --> 00:43:09,319 The Playtex girdle was just another corset 856 00:43:09,419 --> 00:43:11,791 destroying your insides. 857 00:43:11,891 --> 00:43:14,897 Wait. Are you saying you wear this on the outside? 858 00:43:14,997 --> 00:43:16,767 Of course! I don't make underwear. 859 00:43:16,867 --> 00:43:19,673 What do you take me for? Marks and Spencer? 860 00:43:19,773 --> 00:43:21,911 I'm not St. Michael, darling. 861 00:43:22,011 --> 00:43:24,683 It's too sexy. It's way too sexy. 862 00:43:24,783 --> 00:43:27,823 It was designed to be sexy - 863 00:43:27,923 --> 00:43:31,631 to offer women's bodies up to the gaze of men, 864 00:43:31,731 --> 00:43:35,371 but you wear it on the outside. 865 00:43:37,141 --> 00:43:38,645 And what happens? 866 00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:40,682 You get a lot of funny looks. 867 00:43:40,782 --> 00:43:42,686 But no wolf whistles. 868 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:46,828 Turn the male gaze back on itself. 869 00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:49,165 It's the opposite of sexy. 870 00:43:49,265 --> 00:43:52,673 It exposes the mystery, the mechanics. 871 00:43:52,773 --> 00:43:54,309 Do you follow me? 872 00:43:54,409 --> 00:43:57,816 Wait, are you saying we could wear this stuff? 873 00:43:58,885 --> 00:44:00,789 We can't afford it. 874 00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,358 I'm dressing you. 875 00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:05,097 The gig is my show. 876 00:44:05,197 --> 00:44:07,669 And you're going to be on the catwalk. 877 00:44:08,939 --> 00:44:10,675 [Chuckling] 878 00:44:10,775 --> 00:44:13,113 [Man] Are you ready? 879 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:19,960 We're from Huddersfield! 880 00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:22,365 We love you! 881 00:44:24,737 --> 00:44:26,741 ♪ You thought that we were faking 882 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:30,882 ♪ That we were all just money making 883 00:44:30,982 --> 00:44:33,855 ♪ You do not believe we're for real 884 00:44:33,955 --> 00:44:37,128 ♪ Or you would lose your cheap appeal 885 00:44:37,228 --> 00:44:40,267 ♪ Oh, don't you judge a book just by the cover 886 00:44:40,367 --> 00:44:43,140 ♪ Unless you cover yet another 887 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,279 ♪ And blind acceptance is a sign 888 00:44:46,379 --> 00:44:48,718 ♪ Of stupid fools who stand in line 889 00:44:48,818 --> 00:44:51,423 - ♪ No need to cut. - ♪ And there is no reason why 890 00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:54,763 - ♪ No need to cut. - ♪ I tell ya it was all a frame 891 00:44:54,863 --> 00:44:57,134 - ♪ No need to cut. - ♪ They only did it cos of fame 892 00:44:57,234 --> 00:44:58,738 ♪ EMI 893 00:44:58,838 --> 00:45:01,877 - ♪ I do not need the pressure. - ♪ EMI 894 00:45:01,977 --> 00:45:03,982 ♪ I can't stand those useless fools 895 00:45:04,082 --> 00:45:05,184 ♪ EMI 896 00:45:05,284 --> 00:45:07,756 - ♪ Unlimited supply - ♪ EMI 897 00:45:07,856 --> 00:45:09,459 ♪ Hello, EMI 898 00:45:10,194 --> 00:45:16,139 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 899 00:45:19,814 --> 00:45:21,951 [Blows raspberry] 900 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,286 Sidney! Sidney! 901 00:45:28,706 --> 00:45:30,301 Good evening, London. 902 00:45:30,401 --> 00:45:33,307 We are the Sex Pistols, 903 00:45:33,407 --> 00:45:36,747 and we are coming to shoot you down dead! 904 00:45:39,252 --> 00:45:41,924 He's gotta go to the loo. 905 00:45:42,024 --> 00:45:43,895 - Steve, I want a quick word. - Where? 906 00:45:43,995 --> 00:45:45,464 I'm grabbing the others. 907 00:45:45,565 --> 00:45:47,536 In private. John. John. 908 00:45:47,636 --> 00:45:49,138 I just want a quick word. 909 00:45:49,238 --> 00:45:51,076 Steve! 910 00:45:51,176 --> 00:45:52,946 [Steve] What's up? 911 00:45:53,046 --> 00:45:55,050 I just wanted to give you 912 00:45:55,150 --> 00:45:57,956 one last little kiss for the evening. 913 00:45:58,056 --> 00:46:01,797 A&M would like to offer you a contract. 914 00:46:01,897 --> 00:46:02,933 How much? 915 00:46:03,033 --> 00:46:07,074 A hundred and twenty-five thousand pounds. 916 00:46:07,174 --> 00:46:08,811 You're f... 917 00:46:08,911 --> 00:46:10,347 Fucking kidding me! 918 00:46:10,447 --> 00:46:12,451 Have a good evening, boys. 919 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:16,459 And I suppose the cheque will be non-returnable? 920 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,831 You know, so if we get dropped again, 921 00:46:18,931 --> 00:46:22,806 it'll just disappear under the Glitterbest umbrella? 922 00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:26,246 Well, I mean, I haven't read the fine print yet, 923 00:46:26,346 --> 00:46:28,483 um... but if you're concerned, 924 00:46:28,584 --> 00:46:31,857 may I suggest that you don't get dropped? 925 00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,897 Huh? 926 00:46:34,997 --> 00:46:36,934 - Easy enough, innit, I guess? - Stevie! 927 00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:39,840 Steve! 928 00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:41,209 Uh, back in a sec. 929 00:46:42,178 --> 00:46:44,082 Come, sit. Join me. 930 00:46:46,052 --> 00:46:48,357 - Glen has a point. - Right. 931 00:46:48,457 --> 00:46:50,094 If this doesn't work... 932 00:46:52,265 --> 00:46:54,536 ...we're running out of labels to sign with. 933 00:46:55,539 --> 00:46:56,607 And? 934 00:46:58,945 --> 00:47:01,149 John has musical differences with Glen, 935 00:47:01,249 --> 00:47:04,890 and Vivienne has stylistic differences with Glen. 936 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:07,094 And I know you think that he's... 937 00:47:07,194 --> 00:47:08,998 Look, he's a nause, but he's all right. 938 00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:14,008 He doesn't fit the brand, though. 939 00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:18,985 And John won't work with him anymore. 940 00:47:21,056 --> 00:47:23,360 He said that? 941 00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:28,370 You should consider edging Glen out. 942 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,911 - I should consider? - It's your band! 943 00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:35,652 - Yeah, but, I mean... - Oh, come on, my boy, 944 00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:39,960 you have to do what is right for the band. 945 00:47:41,631 --> 00:47:44,302 Make me proud! 946 00:47:54,322 --> 00:47:56,326 - You OK? - Yeah. 947 00:47:57,996 --> 00:48:00,067 What are you having? 948 00:48:00,167 --> 00:48:02,004 [Woman] I was so disappointed. 949 00:48:02,104 --> 00:48:03,674 Uh... 950 00:48:05,411 --> 00:48:08,283 I'll just, uh... I'll be with you in a sec. 951 00:48:08,383 --> 00:48:10,487 [Indistinct, excited chattering] 952 00:48:13,995 --> 00:48:15,130 Oi! 953 00:48:15,230 --> 00:48:17,134 - Hello, Huddersfields. - Hi. 954 00:48:17,234 --> 00:48:19,038 - I thought I recognised you. - From the crowd? 955 00:48:19,138 --> 00:48:22,178 I could hear you both screaming from the stage. 956 00:48:22,278 --> 00:48:24,583 - Be honest, what did you think? - It was amazing. 957 00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:26,019 - Did you think? - Yeah. 958 00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:28,624 - Best thing ever! - Where are you going? 959 00:48:28,724 --> 00:48:30,360 Oh, well, we met some people, 960 00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,364 and they said we could sleep on their floor. 961 00:48:32,464 --> 00:48:34,703 - Oh! On their floor? - Mm-hmm. 962 00:48:34,803 --> 00:48:37,509 I can do better than that. Look, if... 963 00:48:37,609 --> 00:48:39,613 Oi, oi! [Whistles] 964 00:48:42,385 --> 00:48:44,623 You're both welcome. There's plenty of room. 965 00:48:44,723 --> 00:48:47,194 I mean, I don't know... 966 00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:50,568 - So... I wouldn't mind. - Yeah? 967 00:48:50,668 --> 00:48:53,641 - [Francie] All right, then. - [Steve] All right, then. 968 00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:55,612 So, what was your favourite tune? 969 00:48:55,712 --> 00:48:58,250 My favourite one would be "Pretty Vacant". 970 00:48:58,350 --> 00:49:01,524 It's not far from... Uh... Jordan! 971 00:49:01,624 --> 00:49:03,126 - We.. - I'm taking care of them. 972 00:49:03,226 --> 00:49:04,663 It's all right, I'm taking care of them. 973 00:49:04,763 --> 00:49:06,399 Oh, crossed wires. You're talking about the girls. 974 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,236 I'm talking about the clothes. 975 00:49:08,336 --> 00:49:10,642 - Step in, girls. - Sorry. 976 00:49:10,742 --> 00:49:12,679 430, King's Road, please. 977 00:49:12,779 --> 00:49:14,616 Night, Steve. 978 00:49:23,066 --> 00:49:24,135 Coming through! 979 00:49:24,235 --> 00:49:26,272 Coming through, make some room. 980 00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:30,013 Hey! That's for you. 981 00:49:31,550 --> 00:49:33,688 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 982 00:49:33,788 --> 00:49:37,027 [All cheering] 983 00:49:39,198 --> 00:49:40,635 What's your hurry? Eh? 984 00:49:43,641 --> 00:49:45,310 You got a minute? 985 00:49:45,410 --> 00:49:47,448 Yeah. 986 00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:51,055 Is this about the money Malcolm gets when we sign? 987 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:54,428 Cos I think we should be talking about this to the others, too. 988 00:49:54,529 --> 00:49:56,567 It ain't about the money. 989 00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:58,704 It's about... [Clears throat] 990 00:50:01,209 --> 00:50:03,113 ...personnel. 991 00:50:05,619 --> 00:50:06,720 You are fucking joking! 992 00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:08,591 - Thing is... - You are fucking joking! 993 00:50:08,691 --> 00:50:10,294 I was talking to John... 994 00:50:10,394 --> 00:50:11,564 No, you weren't talking to John. 995 00:50:11,664 --> 00:50:14,736 You were talking to Malcolm. 996 00:50:14,836 --> 00:50:18,443 And you weren't talking to him, he was talking to you. 997 00:50:18,544 --> 00:50:20,213 Ah, come on, you know this is mental. 998 00:50:20,313 --> 00:50:23,086 - You know you need me. - It's my band! 999 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:24,590 Mine. 1000 00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:27,027 And what I'm trying to say to you... 1001 00:50:27,863 --> 00:50:30,267 ...is you're sacked. 1002 00:50:31,269 --> 00:50:32,572 All right. 1003 00:50:33,675 --> 00:50:35,444 [Clears throat] 1004 00:50:38,685 --> 00:50:42,091 Whenever Malcolm feels like shafting you, 1005 00:50:42,191 --> 00:50:44,596 you just bend over, don't you? 1006 00:50:44,696 --> 00:50:46,232 Malcolm's good little boy. 1007 00:50:46,332 --> 00:50:48,436 You fucking... 1008 00:50:48,537 --> 00:50:50,575 Yeah, come on. 1009 00:50:50,675 --> 00:50:52,111 You love that. 1010 00:50:52,211 --> 00:50:54,115 - Fuck it! - Huh? 1011 00:50:54,215 --> 00:50:56,520 You'd love to be able to say that we had a big manly fight... 1012 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:58,356 Yeah? 1013 00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:01,497 ...so that you wouldn't have to tell anyone that you bent over. 1014 00:51:01,597 --> 00:51:03,601 Boys, boys, b... 1015 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,310 We're just going up the Roxy. 1016 00:51:09,646 --> 00:51:11,249 Let's go. 1017 00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:14,523 Steve, you coming? 1018 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,729 Why not, Steve? 1019 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,503 Yeah, Steve, why not? 1020 00:51:27,415 --> 00:51:28,517 Fuck! 1021 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:37,636 [Jordan] You look fabulous, ladies, 1022 00:51:37,736 --> 00:51:40,675 but I'm afraid we're going to need those pieces back. 1023 00:51:40,775 --> 00:51:42,211 [Jeannie] Vivienne said... 1024 00:51:42,311 --> 00:51:44,415 [Jordan] Vivienne said you could exhibit them. 1025 00:51:44,516 --> 00:51:46,352 She didn't say you could own them. 1026 00:51:46,452 --> 00:51:48,624 I bet the lads in the band keep theirs. 1027 00:51:48,724 --> 00:51:50,360 They do. 1028 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:54,168 But I imagine Malcolm deducts the cost from their earnings. 1029 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,406 He does mine. 1030 00:52:11,436 --> 00:52:12,772 A thank-you present. 1031 00:52:12,872 --> 00:52:14,543 From Vivienne. 1032 00:52:14,643 --> 00:52:17,147 For doing the clothes justice on the night. 1033 00:52:17,247 --> 00:52:20,320 I'm sure you'll be splashed all over the New Musical Express. 1034 00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:23,259 These are train tickets. To Huddersfield. 1035 00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:25,565 - With compliments. - We've run away from home. 1036 00:52:25,665 --> 00:52:28,871 And now you can run back and tell everyone what you've seen. 1037 00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:31,209 But, no... We're staying. 1038 00:52:31,309 --> 00:52:34,415 You've got nothing, you know nothing, 1039 00:52:34,516 --> 00:52:36,720 and if you stay here, you'll become nothing. 1040 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:40,193 You think we're just stupid little girls, but we're punks. 1041 00:52:40,293 --> 00:52:41,329 You're just old. 1042 00:52:41,931 --> 00:52:44,201 "Old"? Well... 1043 00:52:44,301 --> 00:52:46,205 We're the new generation gap. 1044 00:52:47,475 --> 00:52:49,311 Good for you. 1045 00:52:49,411 --> 00:52:53,286 And how long before you're the old, new generation gap? 1046 00:52:53,386 --> 00:52:55,625 What'll you have then but a très boring story 1047 00:52:55,725 --> 00:52:57,862 about how you were once the brightest young things 1048 00:52:57,962 --> 00:53:00,467 at some gig no one even remembers? 1049 00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:04,375 Go home. Learn things. 1050 00:53:04,910 --> 00:53:06,479 Get clever. 1051 00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:08,450 Make your own destiny. 1052 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,890 We'll be back. 1053 00:53:12,859 --> 00:53:14,629 Yeah. 1054 00:53:14,729 --> 00:53:16,834 You can count on it. 1055 00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:21,209 No one's gonna be fucking bothered about fucking Glen! 1056 00:53:21,309 --> 00:53:24,248 Fuck! No one's even gonna know it was me. 1057 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,356 I just saw Glen at the Roxy. 1058 00:53:29,726 --> 00:53:31,663 Oh. 1059 00:53:31,763 --> 00:53:33,233 We had musical differences. 1060 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:35,938 He snores in the van. 1061 00:53:36,038 --> 00:53:39,245 He's the best musician and songwriter in your band. 1062 00:53:39,345 --> 00:53:42,685 He dresses like Paul McCartney, always washing his feet. 1063 00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:45,558 - His feet? - He doesn't fit the image. 1064 00:53:49,332 --> 00:53:51,369 What's Malcolm got over you, Steve? 1065 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,275 Why can't you ever stand up to him? 1066 00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,513 Cos he... 1067 00:53:56,613 --> 00:53:58,283 Cos... 1068 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,263 Cos he stood up for me. 1069 00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:09,438 In court. 1070 00:54:09,539 --> 00:54:11,910 He said I meant something to him. 1071 00:54:12,879 --> 00:54:14,683 He gave me a chance. 1072 00:54:14,783 --> 00:54:16,653 And you of all people, you can... 1073 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:18,991 You can understand that. 1074 00:54:19,091 --> 00:54:22,532 Can't you? I mean, it's just like... 1075 00:54:22,632 --> 00:54:24,703 ...you with your music. You... 1076 00:54:26,339 --> 00:54:28,511 You just need someone... 1077 00:54:29,713 --> 00:54:32,785 ...to give you a chance. 1078 00:54:35,057 --> 00:54:37,662 And they will. 1079 00:54:37,762 --> 00:54:40,066 I mean, they will - sooner than you think. 1080 00:54:40,935 --> 00:54:41,870 [John] There he is! 1081 00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:43,874 The man of the hour. 1082 00:54:43,974 --> 00:54:45,978 This calls for celebration, Chrissie. 1083 00:54:46,078 --> 00:54:48,349 We have a replacement. 1084 00:54:48,449 --> 00:54:51,990 Our man Jonesy is about to give a very unique individual 1085 00:54:52,090 --> 00:54:53,994 the chance of a lifetime. 1086 00:54:55,865 --> 00:54:57,467 The chance of a... 1087 00:54:58,537 --> 00:55:00,340 Who is the replacement? 1088 00:55:02,077 --> 00:55:03,346 Wait... 1089 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,085 Are you going to ask me? 1090 00:55:08,691 --> 00:55:11,329 No [Chuckles] No, it's all sorted. 1091 00:55:17,776 --> 00:55:20,848 Hello, Chrissie. Guess what... 1092 00:55:20,948 --> 00:55:22,652 I'm a Sex Pistol. 1093 00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:23,854 [Gunshot] 1094 00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,490 [♪ BUZZCOCKS: "Ever Fallen In Love"] 1095 00:55:25,591 --> 00:55:29,499 ♪ You make me feel like dirt, and I'm hurt 1096 00:55:33,641 --> 00:55:36,012 ♪ And if I start a commotion 1097 00:55:36,112 --> 00:55:39,920 ♪ I run the risk of losing you, and that's worse 1098 00:55:44,128 --> 00:55:46,465 ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone 1099 00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:49,038 ♪ Ever fallen in love, in love with someone 1100 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:51,677 ♪ Ever fallen in love, in love with someone 1101 00:55:51,777 --> 00:55:54,081 ♪ You shouldn't have fallen in love with 1102 00:55:55,217 --> 00:55:57,822 ♪ I can't see much of a future 1103 00:55:57,922 --> 00:56:00,494 ♪ Unless we find out what's to blame 1104 00:56:00,594 --> 00:56:02,064 ♪ What a shame 1105 00:56:06,005 --> 00:56:08,677 ♪ And we won't be together much longer 1106 00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:12,084 ♪ Unless we realise that we are the same 1107 00:56:16,860 --> 00:56:18,764 ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone 1108 00:56:18,864 --> 00:56:20,835 ♪ Ever fallen in love, in love... ♪