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<i>It's</i> Game On!

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<i>The attention to detail is great</i>

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<i>and takes full advantage
of the console's graphics capability.</i>

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<i>Gameplay is fast,
and there will be all kinds of surprises.</i>

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<i>But, and as Sir Mix-a-Lot says,</i>

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<i>it's a big but, and I cannot lie.</i>

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<i>The multiplayer mode
is boring and repetitive.</i>

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-  <i>Dex.
- Wait.</i>

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-  <i>Are you sure?
- And repet... Wait. No, I got it.</i>

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<i>And repetitive.</i>

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<i>- No, I don't. What is it?</i>
-  "<i>Undeveloped." You got it.</i>

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<i>Uh, yeah. The gameplay is...</i>

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<i>The... The... The... Fuck it.</i>

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- Okay. He's so cultured all of a sudden.

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Well, it came free
with last week's <i>Sunday Times</i>.

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I thought it might
get me into the right mindset.

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What for?

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-  Daddy.
- Don't call him that.

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- Obviously, I won't.

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To his face.

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And don't bother with Vivaldi.
He'll hate that.

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He enjoys classical music.

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- It says so in <i>Who's Who</i>.
- Everyone says that in <i>Who's Who</i>.

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-  Do they?
- Yes.

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Oh, well, no matter.

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I've got a series of topics prepared.

27
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Such as?

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- Greek mythology.
-  Dex.

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What? He said
he studied Classics at Oxford.

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Yes, but only because his mother's family
founded the college.

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- He is pig-ignorant.
- Oh! Well, what <i>is</i> he interested in, then?

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Me.

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If I'm happy, he's happy.

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Come on.

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Welcome.

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- Wow.
-  Don't say "wow."

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Who's that?

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That's my great-grandmother.

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She looks like you.

40
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Well, she famously had eight affairs

41
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and then became
a particularly militant suffragette.

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- Hmm.
- Come on.

43
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There's something else
I want to show you before dinner.

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So, this was me

45
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as a teenage girl.

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-  Game!
-  Oh, fuck off.

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-  They're the twins.
-  The fuck is that?

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Ignore them.
You'll meet them later.

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Right...

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So I'm guessing this is...

51
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This is where you lost your...

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No.

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That was on a ski trip.
To my instructor, Gaspard.

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How many boys have you brought up here?

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- Not many.
- Hm.

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What about Hugo?

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Or Hump... Humperdinck...

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- Or whatever his name was.
- Uh-huh.

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Mm.

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So I win.

61
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Oh yeah. You definitely win.

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-  Game, set, match.
-  Oh, fuck off. That was out!

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-  Game off. That was out!
-  Right, come on.

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Oh, you're such a swine.

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Don't be so wet, Sam.

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Fencing. I'm going all in for fencing.

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Don't suck up.

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Of course I won't.

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And don't be a boiled sweet either.

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- A boiled sweet?
-  Mm-hmm.

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- Okay.
-  And don't be a nodding dog.

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And don't be nervous.

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They'll adore you.

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- Mm.
-  Why wouldn't they adore you?

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Come on.

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Another mini-break?

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These days, everyone's always
off on a mini-break.

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- Where is it again?
- Budapest.

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- Oh, lovely. Is this your first time?
-  Yeah.

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I traveled around Europe a lot
when I was younger.

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What do your parents do?

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-  Mommy!
- Uh, my father is in business.

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And... well, my mother's dead now,
but she used to be an antiques dealer.

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So she had a shop?

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Bordeaux?

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- No. No, thank you.
- You prefer a white?

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- Uh, no. Uh...
- Not a rosé?

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No.

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- You AA or something?
- Oh, Lionel!

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- Of course he's not AA.
- Been largin' it for too long.

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- Nice one, Murray.
- I'm Sam.

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Should it be NA?

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Shut up. You're just... having
a bit of time off, aren't you, darling?

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God, she hasn't got you
on one of her health kicks, has she?

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- This is a 1990 Cheval Blanc.

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Have you any idea
what kind of a wine that is, man?

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Well, it was delicious
the last time I had it, but it's, um...

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It's not the '81.

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Oh.

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- Oh, he got you there, Daddy.
-  At last.

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Someone who Lionel
can talk about wine with.

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A wine connoisseur who doesn't touch
the stuff. What's the use in that?

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Well, I just think that people
can be more interesting without drink.

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Same goes for you, Daddy.

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The thing I don't understand
about Alcoholics Anonymous

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is why it's called that,
when the first thing you do is say,

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"My name's Tom, and I'm an alcoholic."

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They don't say their surnames.

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That's why they can still say
Alcoholics Anonymous.

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Ah.

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- Do you two play pranks?
- Pranks?

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Yeah. Pretend to be each other, you know,
when you're with your girlfriends.

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Or boyfriends.

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Don't wanna take anything
for granted.

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You mean,
sleep with each other's girlfriends?

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As a joke?

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- Um, well, no. Not necessarily--
- No, we've never done that.

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But we do communicate telepathically.

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- Really?
- Murray, what am I thinking?

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What's the joke?

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I can't quite believe that we're
being interviewed by <i>the</i> Dexter Mayhew.

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-  Stop!

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- Uh... um, I thought I'd turned it off.
- Oh, darling, you should take it.

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It's Dexter's agent.
He's been waiting for this call all day.

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Sorry. I wasn't expecting him
to call so late.

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- Do you mind?
-  Of course.

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Do what you must do.

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Though I thought it was only doctors

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and people who save lives
who were on call.

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Aaron, how are you?

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Mm.

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Dexie, I was, uh...
all set to leave you a message.

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<i>How are you, buddy?</i>

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- Uh, I'm good.
<i>- Uh-huh.</i>

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Uh, really good. Uh...

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Just at Sylvie's parents' house
before we head to Budapest.

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<i>Well, I don't want to keep you, mate.</i>

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<i>As you know, I had lunch
with the</i> Game On! <i>producers today.</i>

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<i>- They are keen to keep working with you.</i>
- Uh-huh.

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- Yeah.
<i>- Okay. What's the offer?</i>

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Yeah. They just don't think
it's gonna work

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to bring you back for series two.

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Uh, huh?

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<i>Yeah, I know.</i>

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Um...

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I thought today
was just about working out my deal.

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<i>No. No, I know.
It took me by surprise as well, mate.</i>

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But why?

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Fuck knows. I'm fucking furious.

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<i>I... I don't understand.</i>

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<i>Me neither. They said something
about refreshing the format,</i>

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<i>appealing to a younger audience.</i>

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- Well, fuck 'em.
<i>- Exactly. Fuck 'em.</i>

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<i>- That's what I said.</i>
-  Did you?

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Yeah. Well, I told them
I wasn't best pleased.

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<i>But look. I don't think
you need to be downhearted, mate.</i>

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<i>I think people are gonna soon see
what I can see,</i>

158
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<i>which is actually
that Dexter Mayhew is growing up.</i>

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<i>Maybe we just need to find
a new direction for you, you know?</i>

160
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Yeah.

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Yeah. Some serious programs,
like maybe a car show.

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<i>People love you, Dexie,
but they love you in an ironic,</i>

163
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<i>tongue-in-cheek, love-to-hate kind of way.</i>

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<i>And what we need to do now
is get people to love you sincerely.</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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<i>Chin up, though, yeah? Love to Sylvie.</i>

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Shit.

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Congratulations, Dexter.

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<i>Secundo</i> series.

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-  Hm.

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Thank you. Yes. No, I, um...

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I told Aaron
that I... I... I need to think about it.

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But why?

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I'm just not sure
it's really the direction I want to go in.

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Is it a big job?

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- Fairly.
- And he's great on it.

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00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,880
Very informative.

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00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,960
Yeah. I'm saying that, you know,

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this whole... this whole genre
that I've been so far involved with,

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<i>Get In!</i> and <i>Largin' It</i> and <i>Game On!</i>, is--

181
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That's a genre?
<i>Largin' It</i>'s part of a genre?

182
00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,240
Well, they're all a type of show.

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- A shit show.
- Oh, Sam, can you stop?

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00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,800
- You used to tell us to turn it off.
- I did not.

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I don't even remember it.

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"Turn it off
before it damages your brain."

187
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,720
You said it was
like being screamed at for an hour.

188
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,320
I never said that.

189
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-  "Before you go out..."

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00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,920
"Get in!"

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All swearing
and half naked girls in cages.

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00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,360
Well, yes, but it wasn't all like that.

193
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You know, I... I mainly just interviewed
the bands and movie stars.

194
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Oh, the bands and the movie stars.

195
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,520
You still hang out
with a lot of movie stars, then?

196
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,640
No. No.

197
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,480
I... I... I used to
when I was younger, but...

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Faddy, isn't it? TV.

199
00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,600
Faddy.

200
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,840
One minute, you're in.

201
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,080
Next minute,

202
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,200
you're not.

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00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,600
People lose interest.

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00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,120
- So what's next?
- <i>Panorama</i>?

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00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,120
- Possibly.

206
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:26,400
Or perhaps I'll just present
BBC's general election coverage.

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00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,280
Oh, that sounds good.

208
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,960
Now, that sounds more like it, doesn't it?

209
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,000
Mommy, he was joking.

210
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,320
-  Oh, was he?
-  He bloody wasn't.

211
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,360
Murray!

212
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,160
Politicians dancing.

213
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,440
-  In cages.
-  Can you both just shut up?

214
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,640
Uh, I keep getting
your twin brothers muddled up.

215
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:56,800
A good way to remember
is that Sam's hateful, and Murray's foul.

216
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,320
I don't think they like me very much.

217
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,320
I don't think they like anyone
apart from themselves.

218
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,520
I don't know. I think they think
I'm a bit of a... loser or something.

219
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,640
Does it matter
what my family think of you?

220
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,360
Depends.

221
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,280
Does it matter to you
what your family thinks of me?

222
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:21,920
A little.

223
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,120
Then it matters to me too.

224
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,920
Dexter, you can't put saucepans
in the dishwasher.

225
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,040
You have to rinse them out first.

226
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,560
Mommy hates that.

227
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,080
-  You fell over, do you remember?
-  Couldn't get up.

228
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,880
Oh, there you are.
We were about to send out a search party.

229
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,960
I was just admiring
your cabinet of trophies in the hall.

230
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,960
Well, that's the problem
with having such a competitive family.

231
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,680
You end up
with a lot of cheap, ugly metal.

232
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,280
Uh, what...
what's going on?

233
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,600
We're playing a game.

234
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,200
Can you guess which one? Truncheon.

235
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,400
Two blindfolds.

236
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,960
Our little arena.

237
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,400
Um, I don't know.

238
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,120
"Are you there, Moriarty?" Of course!

239
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,040
Right.

240
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,160
- It's my absolute favorite.

241
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,800
How do you play?

242
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,600
Honestly. I thought you hosted game shows.

243
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,480
Sylvie, you must induct him.

244
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,880
Good luck.

245
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,000
- Come on, Dexter.
- Come on, boy.

246
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,240
- Here we go.
- Are you there, Moriarty?

247
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,680
- Here.

248
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,960
Shot!

249
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,800
That has got to hurt!

250
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
You got me.

251
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,480
Okay.

252
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,920
Are you there, Moriarty?

253
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,400
- Here.

254
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,120
My goodness, that one had power.

255
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,800
Okay. Okay, I think
I'm getting the hang of it now.

256
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,280
Are you there, Moriarty?

257
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,400
Here we go.

258
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,080
Here.

259
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,720
- Hit! A palpable hit.

260
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,920
-  He's unbelievable.

261
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,720
- Oh, better luck next time.
- Yeah.

262
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,720
Right, who's next? Dad?

263
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,680
Right. Hand it over
to the professional.

264
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,960
I'll show you how it's done properly.

265
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,600
Are you there, Moriarty?

266
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,080
Here!

267
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,440
- Yes!

268
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,960
<i>♪ What happened to us? ♪</i>

269
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,200
Come on. Take me on.

270
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,400
<i>♪ Soon it will be... ♪</i>

271
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,120
Are you there, Moriarty?

272
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,080
Here.

273
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,960
<i>♪ Infatuated only with ourselves... ♪</i>

274
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,240
Come on.

275
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:51,000
<i>♪ And neither of us
Could think straight anymore ♪</i>

276
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,920
<i>♪ Well, you and I ♪</i>

277
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,160
<i>♪ Collapsed in love ♪</i>

278
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,960
<i>♪ And it looks like
We might have made it ♪</i>

279
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,480
<i>♪ Yes, it ♪</i>

280
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,720
<i>- ♪ Looks like we've made it to the end... ♪</i>

281
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,600
Dexter. Dexter!

282
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,400
Dexter! Dexter, come on.

283
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,320
Uh... Um...

284
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,600
No, but... but I lost.

285
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,440
You haven't had a go at batting yet,
you poor thing.

286
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,120
Come on. Have another go.

287
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,880
-  No, no, no.
- Take me on.

288
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,640
- That would just feel...
- It's just a rolled-up copy of <i>The Times</i>.

289
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,960
Okay. You asked for it.

290
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,480
-  Here we go.
-  Yes.

291
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,440
Get in.

292
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,080
Are you...
Are you sure about this?

293
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,080
- I'm... I'm a pretty good tennis player.
- Come on, then.

294
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,360
Well, we shall see.

295
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,520
-  Come on. Get on your knees.

296
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,280
- Knees, knees!
-  On your knees.

297
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,320
Knees, knees,
knees, knees, knees, knees!

298
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,520
- Right.
-  Okay.

299
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,360
Mm. Where are you?

300
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,200
-  Uh...

301
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,920
Okay.

302
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,680
Mm.

303
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,320
- You ready?
- Oh yes.

304
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,240
You sure?

305
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,520
I'm ready when you are.

306
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,360
Ladies and gentlemen, it's <i>Game On!</i>

307
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,240
Darling!
Darling, are you all right?

308
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,600
-  Christ!

309
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,760
Sylvie, I... I didn't mean to.

310
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,320
No, get away.

311
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,000
- Oh my God, she's bleeding.
- Oh my God.

312
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,560
Good God, man.
What the hell were you thinking?!

313
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,600
You didn't even ask
if she was there, Moriarty!

314
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,440
Didn't I? I... I... I'm sorry. I...

315
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,200
Mommy, how does it look?

316
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,600
- Uh... it's really not that bad.
- Oh my God!

317
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,320
- Let's go to the bathroom.
- Come on.

318
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,240
Ow!

319
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,200
It really was just an accident.

320
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,600
It was just an accident.

321
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,120
- Do you forgive me?

322
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,280
I forgive you.

323
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,320
- Sorry for fucking up.
- Don't be ridiculous.

324
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,120
You were doing fine until you hit me.

325
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,400
- They liked you.

326
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,120
-  Did they?
- Yes.

327
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,760
As much as they like anyone
who's not a blood relative.

328
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,440
If they had it their way,
they'd marry me off to Murray.

329
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,880
-  Ah.

330
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,480
Well, you know what they say.

331
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,440
You always hurt
the one you love.

332
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,360
Let's get some sleep, shall we?

333
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,040
Are you laughing?

334
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,160
I'm not... I'm not laughing.

335
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,760
- Ah.
- I'm not laughing.

336
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280
It's just...

337
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:16,000
You know when something happens,
and it's... it's just awful at the time,

338
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,800
but you know one day
it'll make a funny anecdote?

339
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,880
Well, not... not soon, but eventually.

340
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,360
I was just imagining
describing the day to my friend,

341
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,520
who I know would find it funny.

342
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,200
What friend?

343
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,000
She's called Emma.

344
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,560
- You haven't met her.
- Is there an ex, then?

345
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,920
You're imagining regaling an ex
about how you nearly broke my nose?

346
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,840
No, she's not an ex.
She's just a friend.

347
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,880
An old friend...
who I haven't seen for years.

348
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,120
Anyway, besides the, um...

349
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,680
...the incident...

350
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,440
Besides that,

351
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,280
I had a... I had a great day.

352
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,280
I like your family.

353
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,880
Do you?

354
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,680
I don't.

355
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,200
They were ghastly today.

356
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,520
I really, really like you.

357
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,640
Sylvie, I...

358
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,720
I love you.

359
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,960
Huh?

360
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,280
Careful.

361
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,080
<i>♪ All the songs that I've sung you ♪</i>

362
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,160
<i>♪ More often than you know ♪</i>

363
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,120
<i>♪ 'Cause you're the love
That I've clung to ♪</i>

364
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,840
<i>♪ More often than I've let it show ♪</i>

365
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,480
<i>♪ And I wish you would leave me ♪</i>

366
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,920
<i>♪ And I wish you would go ♪</i>

367
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,720
<i>♪ And I wish you didn't need me ♪</i>