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I know what you're doing.
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Another week, another wedding
full of people you've slept with.
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- That's rubbish.
- Whole chapels of them.
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Coachloads coming in
from across the country.
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- That's just not true.
- It is true.
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It's not. I... I barely know anyone here.
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Then why do you keep looking at the door?
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- This is it!
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Can you move a little bit?
For goodness' sake, Euan.
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God, my dress.
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Can you let us out, please?
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Child lock, sorry. This car's secondhand.
I don't know how to turn them off.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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Coming. Coming. Coming. Coming.
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Oh, shit. Your little feather thing!
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Your feather thing's been fluttering
in the wind since Cherwell services.
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- Can you just take it off?
- No, I can't.
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- It's stitched into my hair.
- Okay. Perhaps if I just...
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- That's...
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No. Stop. Right. Let's go.
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- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
- God.
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♪ Brimful of Asha on the 45 ♪
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- Oh, shit. Where are we gonna sit?
- Psst!
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Come here.
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- Tills! Oh, you look beautiful.
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- Oh, if not today, then when?
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What's going on with Fiona's--
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- Don't worry about it. It got--
- Hey.
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- Hi, Mr. Killick.
- Oh, Leon, please.
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Hey, everyone.
This is the Rankeillor Street massive!
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- Um, Raj and Euan used to live at...
- Seventy-eight!
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Yes! And Em and I were at 17.
Nana, you were just across the street.
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Oh, and this is Fiona, Raj's wife.
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- I'm looking forward to your speech.
- No, not a speech. It's just a toast.
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It's just a toast.
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- Okay, listen. Dex is here.
- Okay.
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He RSVP'd "Yes." I didn't think
he'd show up, but he has, so he's here.
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Fine. It's fine.
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Right. Well, um,
I would love to stay and chat,
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but if you could all bugger off
and take your seats now,
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- I'd quite like to get married.
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Are you all right?
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- Yeah.
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ Feel your heart beat close to me ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Wanna stay in your arms forever ♪
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- ♪ Only love ♪
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♪ Can set you free ♪
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♪ When I wake each morning ♪
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♪ And the storm beats down on me ♪
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♪ And I know we belong together ♪
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♪ Only love ♪
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♪ Can set you free ♪
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A writer?
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Yeah, I suppose so. Technically.
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Have you given up teaching?
God, I'd love to give up teaching.
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I've not given it up.
I'm just not doing it right now.
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I've got a tiny advance, so taking
a sabbatical at the moment. Yeah.
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Bloody fantastic.
Well, you look great on it.
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People keep saying that.
Did I look terrible before?
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Now you sound like your old self.
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Raj, I cannot believe
you came all this way.
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Well, there's only one Tilly Killick.
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Well, there's probably not now.
'Cause isn't she taking Graham's name?
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- Oh. What you talking about? Me, I hope.
- Oh.
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- Um, Tilly Killick or Tilly Gibson?
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Oh, Tilly Killick.
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And Graham Killick.
He's taking my last name, aren't you?
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She got her man.
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She did.
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Yeah,
just to piss off the parents.
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Oh, auntie.
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Bye.
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Oh my God. Is that Dexter Mayhew?
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Why is he still so handsome?
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If there was any justice in this world,
he'd be bald and minging.
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I had a thing with him once.
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I can't believe
you're still dining out on this.
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- Wait, what? When?
- Remember when your mom stayed over?
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- Here we go.
- In the bathroom then.
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Oh my God.
Was there anyone he didn't shag?
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You really do seem to know no one.
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I thought you and Tilly
were old university friends.
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We are.
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I mean, we're, you know,
more friends of friends, really.
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Dexter.
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Ah. Cal. Wow, long time.
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This is Sylvie.
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Uh, Louisa.
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- Were you at Edinburgh?
- Met at Freshers' Week, didn't we?
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We always used to knock around together
in London,
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until your man here went quiet on me.
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- Did I?
- Yeah.
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Well, you know,
you could've... could've phoned me too.
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I did, eejit. You never returned my calls.
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Didn't I?
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Uh, I had...
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I had things on my mind.
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- It's a long time ago now.
- Yeah.
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So how did you two meet?
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- Uh...
- Did you see that Emma Morley's here?
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Uh, yeah.
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- I heard you two fell out.
- We did.
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- But you're all right now?
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Um, I'm... I'm not sure. We'll see.
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Did you two ever, uh...
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Nearly, once or twice.
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Nearly? What does that mean?
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Louisa, she seems nice.
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Yeah, I wouldn't get too attached.
She's on the way out.
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But life's good, yeah?
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Dex, I'm 32.
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I've got my own house, my own business.
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I work hard at something I enjoy,
and I... I make enough money.
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I'd say life is good.
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What about you, eh?
I haven't seen you much on TV these days.
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Um, that's because you don't watch
cable and satellite.
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I do a lot of work on cable and satellite.
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- Mm.
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Hi.
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That's him.
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And let's do the thing that we do
before we go.
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- One.
- Two.
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- Sandwiches. That's the future.
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High-quality,
ethically-minded convenience food.
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That's where it's at, my friend.
Food is the new rock and roll.
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- I thought comedy was.
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Well, then it was rock and roll again.
And now it's food. Keep up, Dex.
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Everything we sell is organic.
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We've got four branches,
and they're full all the time.
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I tell you, the food culture
in this country is changing.
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Seriously. You should come
and have a talk to me about it sometime.
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I think there could be
a lot of opportunities for you.
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Cal, are you... are you offering me a job?
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Hey, why not? A little apron.
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No, I'm just saying, come in and just--
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Can't believe a friend of mine
is offering me a job.
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Come and have lunch. My treat.
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Sounds delightful.
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Yes, Dexter Mayhew will attend.
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Ah.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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Do I know you from somewhere?
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I don't think so.
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Though I suppose distantly
your face does ring a bell.
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- You look different.
- People keep telling me that.
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- Is that a "Rachel"?
- Christ, I hope not.
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A lovely day.
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Mm.
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I didn't have Tilly pegged
as a traditional wedding person.
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I'm not sure coming down the aisle
to a club anthem
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can be described as traditional, but...
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- Mm, true.
- Homage to Graham.
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Graham. "Acid House Graham."
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Yeah.
I can't believe he lasted the course.
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Mm.
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Um... I'd better go.
I'm, uh... I'm under strict instructions.
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That's Sylvie.
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Sylvie?
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- Will you come and say hi?
- Oh yeah, later. Absolutely.
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I just wanna have a look at my speech.
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- You're making a speech?
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Not really. It's just a toast.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Please can you make your way
to your seats? Dinner is served.
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Okay, then. Well...
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Maybe we'll be sitting
next to each other at the reception.
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
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Hey. Have you spoken to Dex?
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- Briefly.
- How was it?
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Yeah, fine.
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His girlfriend is disgustingly beautiful.
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- Disgustingly.
- God.
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Look at that neck.
I just want to snap it like a chicken's.
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I don't know why.
She's actually quite nice.
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- Ladies and gentlemen.
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Speech!
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It's one of the great cosmic mysteries.
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How it is that someone can go
from being a total stranger
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to being the most important person
in your life.
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No, Graham. I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about me.
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Yeah. I'm talking
about Tilly and me. Um...
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Cast your minds back 11 and a half years.
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Edinburgh. First term of first year.
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Four in the morning, and I'm woken
by frantic banging on the door.
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I get up, afraid, open it,
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and on the other side is a girl
telling me quite unapologetically
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that she's dying for sweet corn
and could she borrow my tin opener.
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Yeah. "Weirdo," I thought.
"Definitely avoid."
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But it was too late.
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'Cause from the moment that that stranger
rocked up with her can of sweet corn,
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I stopped worrying about stupid stuff,
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like not having gone to the right school,
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or not being the Edinburgh type.
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And instead, I just had
four of the funniest,
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happiest years of my life.
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And so it was with Graham and Tilly.
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One minute she's telling me
about this odd guy
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that she's met at this sparsely attended
nightclub in Wandsworth,
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who is not even remotely her type.
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And why did she give him her phone number?
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And the next...
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Well, here we are,
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at what must be the finest "Grantham meets
Grenada" mash-up the world has ever seen.
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One of the writers we studied
in Edinburgh was Dickens,
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who we didn't really get that much,
did we? Um...
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Apart from this one bit, uh,
from Great Expectations, which says,
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"Imagine one selected day
struck out of your life,
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and think how different
its course would have been."
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"Think for a moment
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of the long chain of iron or gold,
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of thorns or flowers,
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that would never have bound you,
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but for the formation of the first link
on that memorable day."
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Graham.
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I am so glad that that apparently
inauspicious night in Wandsworth
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turned out to be the first link
in your golden chain with Tilly.
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Because you've made
an already cheerful person
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happier than you could ever imagine.
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And, Tills,
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I adore you,
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but any chance I can have
my tin opener back now, please?
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To Tilly and Graham!
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Tilly and Graham!
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She seems fantastic.
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Hurry up and introduce us.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's like candy ♪
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♪ I can feel it when you walk ♪
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♪ Even when you talk, it takes over me ♪
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♪ You're so dandy ♪
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♪ I wanna know, can you feel it too? ♪
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♪ Just like I do, just like I do, hoo ♪
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♪ This stuff is starting now ♪
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Is that you off, then?
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- I thought you were leaving.
- Oh my God, no.
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I just went to change my shoes.
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Great speech.
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Thanks.
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Em, can we go somewhere, just me and you?
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Um...
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Just for a chat.
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Okay. Uh, yeah. Where do you want to go?
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Well, apparently, there's a maze.
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A maze?
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Yeah.
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Uh...
253
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,000
Well, why didn't you say?
254
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,320
What if we get lost?
255
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,240
I think that's sort of the idea.
256
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,040
Where's Sylvie?
257
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,600
She's okay. She's being "Callumed."
258
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,080
Ah.
259
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,320
He's doing very well, you know.
260
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,200
So everyone tells me.
261
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,280
- Especially him.
- Hmm?
262
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,280
Yeah, he just offered me a job.
263
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,160
What about Sport Extreme?
264
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,600
- Oh God. Have you seen it?
- I never miss an episode.
265
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,680
You know me. There's nothing I like more
in the early morning than a bit of BMX.
266
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,280
My favorite bit
is when you say things are rad.
267
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,760
- They make me say that.
-"Rad" and "sweet."
268
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,640
"Check out these sweet old-school moves."
269
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,280
- I think I get away with it.
- Well, not always.
270
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,200
- Left or right?
- Mm, left, I think.
271
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,520
- What about you?
- What about me?
272
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,400
What about you?
273
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,800
Let's see. You've written a book.
Got a massive advance.
274
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,280
- You've given up teaching.
- Hang on. Hang on. Who told you that?
275
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,800
- Well, Tilly, obviously.
- Ah.
276
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,600
Which part's inaccurate?
277
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,160
Well, it's not a massive advance.
278
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,200
But it's enough not to work
for a bit till I finish the book.
279
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,040
What's it about?
280
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,040
I don't know yet.
It's still kind of taking shape.
281
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,360
- It's about me, isn't it?
282
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,680
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
283
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,600
It's entirely about you.
284
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,480
Working title,
"Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter."
285
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,680
And that's just volume one.
286
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,360
Well, you look really good on it.
287
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,880
Do I?
288
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,360
Absolutely.
289
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,840
Thanks. Do you want me
to say that you look better too?
290
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,320
Only if you can pull it off.
291
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,920
Well, you do.
292
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,800
Left?
293
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,280
Left.
294
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,640
Better than you did
during the rock and roll years,
295
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,720
when you were giving it large,
or whatever it is that you were doing.
296
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,720
I was worried about you.
297
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,640
Were you?
298
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,320
Yeah.
299
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,560
It wasn't so much the drinking and drugs.
It was more the flat cap.
300
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,680
Fuck off.
301
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,600
Shall we sit for a bit?
302
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:07,960
Yeah.
303
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,600
From Callum's girlfriend. Want one?
304
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,240
No, thanks.
I haven't touched them in years.
305
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,120
Well done, you.
306
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,680
Yeah, I stopped too.
307
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,080
Officially.
308
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,200
So, how are you these days?
309
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,000
Yeah.
310
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080
Different.
311
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,160
A lot more sensible
than the last time you saw me.
312
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,360
Just had to get something
out of my system.
313
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,200
And is it out?
314
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,000
I think so.
315
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,360
You know, if you're 22 and fucking up,
316
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,400
you can say, "It's okay."
317
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
"I'm only 22."
318
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,480
"I'm only 25."
319
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,440
"I'm only 28."
320
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,440
But
321
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,080
32...
322
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,400
I screwed up my career
and screwed up with my mom.
323
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,160
- No, you didn't.
- I screwed up my friendships.
324
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,480
But then I met Sylvie.
325
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,720
Yeah.
326
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,440
It's just such a shame
she's so unattractive.
327
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,920
Better yet, she takes no prisoners.
328
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,840
Um, I'm off the drugs. I'm off the booze.
329
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,240
Not smoking.
330
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,160
Special occasion.
331
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,920
So true love found you in the end.
332
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,920
Something like that.
333
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,240
I heard it was curtains for Ian.
334
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,360
- Anyone else on the horizon?
- Oh, don't you start.
335
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,120
- What?
336
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,680
Anyway.
337
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,120
I can actually go about
saying I'm a writer now.
338
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,320
I don't, obviously, because that would be
really sad. But I could.
339
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,600
Only downside is everyone thinks
you're good for a wedding speech.
340
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,280
I mean, for today, I wrote my own,
Graham's, and the best man's.
341
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,480
Well, I promise not to ask for that.
342
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,760
Though maybe you can read what I write.
343
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,000
Give it a polish.
344
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,200
I'm engaged.
345
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:13,960
De...
346
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,720
Dexter, that's... that's amazing.
347
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,240
Congratulations.
348
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,680
Oh.
349
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,640
Oops.
350
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,560
Um...
351
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,520
So you're... you're... you're pleased?
352
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,760
Pleased? I'm destroyed.
353
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,160
No. No. But seriously,
that is fantastic news.
354
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,800
No, it's more than fantastic.
It's rad and sweet. It's old-school.
355
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,920
Well, I wanted to tell you in person.
356
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,400
And
357
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,640
give you
358
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,000
this.
359
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,760
Wow.
360
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,280
Wow.
361
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,680
Now, that is a wedding invitation.
362
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,120
- Is it scented?
- It's lavender, apparently.
363
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,960
No, that's not lavender. That's, um...
364
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,760
Yeah, that's, um... that's money.
365
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,840
- Yeah, that is the smell of money.
366
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,560
Yeah. It's eight quid a pop,
which is obscene, I know, but...
367
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,560
...Sylvie loves 'em.
368
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,320
"Mr. and Mrs. Lionel Cope
369
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,480
invite you to the marriage
of their daughter,
370
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,880
Sylvie Abigail Elizabeth Penelope."
371
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,440
"Sylvie Abigail Elizabeth Penelope."
372
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,520
- Sounds like a ballet class. "To..."
373
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,600
"To..."
374
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,520
To plain old Dexter Mayhew.
375
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,120
Ah.
376
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,120
I can't believe
I'm actually seeing this in print.
377
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,640
"Saturday, 13th September."
378
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,200
- That's in, like--
- Seven weeks.
379
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,800
It's not too long.
380
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,760
It's what they call a shotgun wedding.
381
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,960
Oh my... Oh my God.
382
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,320
- Yeah.
- You're gonna be a dad?
383
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,240
Fuck me, Dex. Space the bombshells out.
384
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,200
Hang on. You're getting married,
and you're having a baby.
385
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,360
- Dex, you're having a baby.
386
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,760
- I know.
- Is that allowed? Will they even let you?
387
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,200
Apparently.
388
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,040
Look.
389
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,440
- There she is.
- Oh.
390
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,800
Or he.
391
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,200
That's the spine.
392
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,560
Yeah, great spine.
393
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,640
- Hmm.
- Oh, really good spine.
394
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,520
But you think it's a good thing?
395
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,000
Yes, of course it is.
396
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,240
Man, I turn my back
for one minute, and...
397
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,760
Oh God.
398
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,040
Don't sound drunk.
399
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,040
- Hello, darling.
- Where are you?
400
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:37,000
Uh, truth be told, I'm lost.
401
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,560
Well, how could you possibly be lost?
Where are you?
402
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,400
I'm in a maze.
403
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,160
Yeah, I know.
404
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,480
- It's a-maz-ing!
405
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,320
Dexter, everyone's on the dance floor,
and I'm stuck with that deadly cousin.
406
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,080
Can you just get unlost and come back now?
407
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,680
- Yes, of course.
- Who are you with?
408
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,080
Uh, um, there's a whole gang of us.
409
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,000
You know, Edinburgh posse.
410
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,480
Right. Callum's back now.
It's fine. Hurry up.
411
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,720
Bollocks. Uh...
'Kay. We've gotta get out of here.
412
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,000
Apparently, if you put one hand
on the wall,
413
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,760
you'll find your way out eventually.
414
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,520
- Okay, let's do that.
- So, um...
415
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,440
Oh...
416
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,400
Shit.
417
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,800
- Uh, this way.
- Okay.
418
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,320
Music's getting louder. Means
we must be getting closer to the exit.
419
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,200
Can I just say something?
420
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,240
Uh, of course.
421
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,560
I'm a bit drunk now,
but I'm just gonna say it.
422
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,000
Okay.
423
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,880
I've missed you.
424
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,600
- I've... I've missed you too.
- No, but...
425
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,200
I've missed you so, so much.
426
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,040
There've been so many things
I've wanted to talk about,
427
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,480
but you weren't there.
428
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,760
And
429
00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,240
sometimes... I've really regretted
just walking off like that.
430
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,960
I don't blame you.
431
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,640
- I was--
- Awful?
432
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,960
Yeah. Yeah, you were.
433
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,440
And selfish and cruel and boring.
So bloody boring.
434
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,560
Okay. Thanks.
435
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,240
You know, I could have stuck it out.
436
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,240
Because it was your mom.
437
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,920
It was... It was losing your mom.
438
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,400
It's okay. I mean,
you... you said nothing wrong.
439
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,280
God, this is ridiculous.
I've drunk too much.
440
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,320
- Your bad influence, as usual.
- Come here.
441
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,760
I'll tell you what it is. I...
442
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,080
Every single day that I didn't see you,
I thought about you.
443
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,320
- In some way or another.
- So did I.
444
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,240
You know, I thought,
"I wish Dex could see this."
445
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,520
Or "Dex would find this funny."
446
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,840
Or "What a wanker!"
447
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,760
And then seeing you today,
I thought maybe I'd got you back.
448
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,240
My best friend.
449
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,880
But all of this,
with the wedding and the baby.
450
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,280
I am so happy for you, Dex.
451
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,840
I really am, but...
452
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,120
But I kind of feel
like I've lost you all over again.
453
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,760
You know what happens when you have
a family. Your priorities change,
454
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,000
and you lose touch with people, and--
455
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,240
- Not necessarily.
- No, it happens.
456
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,840
It happens all the time.
457
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,800
You'll have new friends.
458
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,320
Couples you met at antenatal classes.
459
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,240
Or be too tired
'cause you've been up all night.
460
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,880
No. We're gonna have one of those babies
that takes care of themselves.
461
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,560
You just leave them in a room, apparently.
A little gas stove, some bottled water.
462
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,800
It won't be like that.
463
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,040
Okay?
464
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800
I promise.
465
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,760
Do you?
466
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,000
Absolutely.
467
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,120
- What time is it?
- It's, um...
468
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,840
It's, uh... It's nearly midnight.
469
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,800
We should go. We're nearly there.
470
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,760
- Em?
- Yeah, Dex?
471
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,160
Friends again?
472
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,160
Yeah. Friends.
473
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,360
Now, let's go. I wanna meet your fiancée.
474
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,320
♪ My friend and me ♪
475
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,480
♪ Looking through
Her red box of memories ♪
476
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,400
♪ Faded, I'm sure ♪
477
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,360
♪ But love seems to stick ♪
478
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,640
♪ In her veins, you know ♪
479
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:42,040
♪ Yes, there's love if you want it ♪
480
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,080
♪ Don't sound like no sonnet ♪
481
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,200
♪ My Lord ♪
482
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,600
♪ Yes, there's love if you want it ♪
483
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,720
♪ Don't sound like no sonnet ♪
484
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,760
♪ My Lord ♪
485
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,280
♪ My Lord ♪
486
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,600
♪ Why can't you see ♪
487
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:21,080
♪ That nature has its way of warning me? ♪