1 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,899 There she is! 2 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,237 Somebody call Sports Illustrated! 3 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,364 Oh, let's get a picture! 4 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,618 Mommy! 5 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,328 Mommy! 6 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,749 Hi, baby. 7 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,918 Do you like the beach, Eugene? 8 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,379 That baby needs a spit-up cloth and a nickname. 9 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,590 -Hey! -Hey, Gin. 10 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:52,177 -So, Gin, do you mind if I run-- -Bathroom, yes, go, go, go. 11 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,929 -Oh, but we only have one-- -Diaper. I'll grab it at the house. 12 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:59,309 -But in an hour, you have to pump. -I have to pump, yes. Thank you. Bye-bye. 13 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,645 Okay, I know Annie's involved, but this is really involved, right? 14 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,773 -Yeah. -Good news! 15 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,650 Somebody spent too much money at the beach store. 16 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,987 All right, so we've got Kadima. 17 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,363 -Right. -All right? 18 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,032 A bunch of kites. 19 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,492 Got that toss-catch game 20 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,994 where a Velcro salad plate is strapped to your hand. 21 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,996 I was really hoping to read my book today, 22 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,040 but maybe Danny or Claude would fly a kite. 23 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:24,501 -It's too windy today. -I'm pretending not to hear. 24 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:28,880 Hey, I'll play some toss-catch with you. I just need someone to hold the baby. 25 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,674 Uncle Danny, come on, it's good practice. 26 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:35,178 Actually, Claude wanted to take a picture with the baby, right? I got it. 27 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,847 You want a picture with Uncle Claude. Uncle Claude. 28 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,933 Come here, baby Gino. 29 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,019 Gino! Gino's a good nickname, no? 30 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,562 Yes! Gino. 31 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,315 I don't know. It's kind of close to Ginny. 32 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:49,984 I think for now we're gonna stick with Eugene. 33 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,611 Or Gino. I like Gino. 34 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,904 Okay, big smiles. 35 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,323 Ah! 36 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:56,991 Nailed it. 37 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,664 Oh, thank God Ginny is sporty. 38 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:05,375 You know, I feel like Jack really misses having a dude friend. 39 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,961 Uh, excuse me. I'm a dude. 40 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:10,755 Oh, okay. Do you want to go over there and talk to him about Andor? 41 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,174 Okay, you don't have to get all violent. 42 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,803 No, it's just Nick used to text him about sports 43 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,389 and take him to see Steely Dan at the Prudential Center. 44 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,683 Please, I don't want to remember my friend like that. 45 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:25,728 No, I… I've been trying to connect with him and, like, 46 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,689 boost him up, but… 47 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,108 I don't know, it's been a long summer. 48 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,568 Well… 49 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,737 Well, you're here now, so just relax on the beach 50 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,698 and read your erotica for prudes. 51 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:41,452 Okay, I think this game might have been a little ambitious. 52 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,746 I haven't been keeping up on my cardio. 53 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,540 I'm overheated, but you keep going. 54 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:47,750 Yeah, okay. No worries. 55 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:53,089 I'd like to toss… catch. 56 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,300 All right. 57 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,101 Good, look at that. 58 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,521 All right, athletics. Yeah, well… 59 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,816 Okay. It got a little… caught a little bit. 60 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,027 Told you, sports are dangerous when you're over 50. 61 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,737 Ow. 62 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,238 I got it. I got it. 63 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,751 Ooh! What's for lunch? 64 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,921 My lobster rolls that I spent all summer perfecting. 65 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,632 And my pasta salad, which is only okay. 66 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:39,802 I just got the baby to sleep. And Ginny. 67 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:41,679 "And Ginny"? 68 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:45,225 So what's going on with your baby? Kate said you're leaning towards adoption. 69 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:48,895 Um, well, the adoption agency actually rejected us. 70 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:52,440 And-- And now I'm remembering that she also said not to mention it. 71 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,359 So that all tracks. Yeah. 72 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,945 Well, they thought that I was too old. 73 00:03:57,028 --> 00:04:00,949 They took a look at all this handsome and thought, "Methuselah." 74 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,242 Crazy. 75 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,160 So we moved on to surrogacy. 76 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,995 Or "sur-rog-acy"? Surrogacy? 77 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,538 -"Sur-rog-acy," right. -"Sur-rog-acy." 78 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,751 Anyway, we already had a Zoom with a very nice woman named Brenda. 79 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,878 Her internet was very stable. 80 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,131 And if we decide that she's the one, then it's full speed ahead. 81 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,926 So are, uh, people going back to the beach after this? 82 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,011 Maybe a Kadima tourney? 83 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,263 -Huh? -Jack… 84 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:26,683 I don't know how to tell you this. I might hate beach games. 85 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,311 -But you-- you used to love beach games. -Did I? 86 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:34,232 I feel like when we first started dating, like, we had a lot more in common. 87 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,609 He doesn't like anything I like anymore. 88 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,654 He didn't even want to take me to see the new Rihanna movie. 89 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:40,947 He's talking about Smurfs. 90 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:44,534 No couple has "things in common." 91 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,704 When you're dating, it just feels like you do 92 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,956 because you're lying to each other to have sex. 93 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:50,915 That's what it was. 94 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,251 Oh, Nick and I used to read the Wall Street Journal. 95 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,879 I have a photo of me and Lou Dobbs at a book signing. 96 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,008 I don't think I could pretend anymore. 97 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:03,303 Honestly, that is why I am so glad 98 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,639 all of this dating bullshit is totally behind me. 99 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,900 Hey, was Annie implying that she's never dating again 100 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,486 because she's, what, busy with Ginny's baby? 101 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:24,782 Oh, I-- I don't even think she's been on a date since Terry. 102 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:28,328 She's barely driven anywhere besides, like, her local ShopRite. 103 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,332 My nonna always used to say, the moment you give up on love, 104 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,376 death seeps into the marrow of your bones. 105 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,128 Ugh. 106 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,426 Oh, my God. 107 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,511 Oh, my God, Jack made a friend. 108 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,597 He made a beach friend. 109 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:52,143 I didn't think middle-aged straight men could make new friends. 110 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,936 As unlikely as the universe. 111 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,068 Oh, my God. 112 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,954 -Hey, guys, uh, this is Mark Brett. -Hi, you can call me Mark Brett. 113 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,332 Yeah, we just dug a really big hole. 114 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,500 Cool. 115 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,377 Okay if Jack stays out a little longer? 116 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,879 -I got glow-in-the-dark paddles. -Yeah, sure. 117 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,215 I mean, I guess we can just open the rosé 118 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,343 instead of those weird dark beers that you insisted on buying. 119 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:26,511 Yes! 120 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,683 I mean, incredible, right? 121 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,316 -…literally impossible. -No. 122 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,070 You-- You say it, then. You say it-- You say it five times fast. 123 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,825 Mandy Patinkin, Potomac, Maryland. Mandy Patinkin, Potomac, Maryland. 124 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,910 Mandy Patinkin, Po-- 125 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,329 -Fuck you, Katherine! -Ha-ha! The reigning champion. 126 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,039 Hey, Anne, quick question. 127 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,418 I am gonna duct-tape towels to our windows to block out all the sun in the morning. 128 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:02,255 Can you please try and figure out why this breast pump is not working? 129 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:03,923 Yes, I can. 130 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,383 Thanks. 131 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,759 Nothing there. 132 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:07,927 Okay. 133 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,388 Now let's, yeah, put it on. 134 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,060 -Yeah, and it's sucking. -What the fuck? 135 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:19,605 So, you must not have your nipple all the way in. 136 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,774 -Don't freak out. -Okay. Thanks, A. 137 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,651 -Okay. -Night. 138 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,320 -You want some, my love? -I do. 139 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,991 -Of course you do. -But of course. Thank you. 140 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:35,705 So, uh, Annie, how's this whole, um, Ginny situation going? 141 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,208 You're asking because this seems weird, right? 142 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,043 No, we just want to make sure you're happy. 143 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,130 Okay. 144 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:50,261 You know how when you hit your fifties, you just sort of never feel joy again? 145 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,847 Yeah, I'm holding steady at a five at all times. 146 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,266 Okay, when I am with this baby, 147 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:59,187 I feel helpful, and I am good at it, and I do feel joy. 148 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:02,231 Like real, real, real joy. 149 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,818 Ooh, and I get to look at his sweet, squishy little face. 150 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:10,239 Oh, I just feel joy that hurts my molars. 151 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,158 Yeah, but you don't have to give up everything. 152 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,952 I mean, you can still make dinner plans and go on dates. 153 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:19,373 I mean, a baby comes into your life, not the other way around. 154 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:23,753 Well, amore mio, we'll have to make a few changes. 155 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:28,883 It may be a while before our baby is up for a 10:30 dinner at Balthazar. 156 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,719 Hey, where have you been? You missed dinner. 157 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:34,889 -Hey, stranger. -I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. But I did eat. 158 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:38,184 Mark's, uh, cooler had IPAs and a bunch of Uncrustables. 159 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,560 -Mm! -What is it? 160 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,437 Peanut butter rolled up in a sock. 161 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,856 Well, I'm gonna shower and head to bed. 162 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,942 I am so ready for those blackout curtains. 163 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:50,738 Hang on, your room has blackout curtains, but ours has a baby in it? 164 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:53,783 Ooh. 165 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:54,742 Yeah. 166 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:05,586 It was nice of you to offer to switch. Should we push the beds together? 167 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,338 Honestly, I'm beat. 168 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,466 You know, Mark and I did so many races. 169 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,677 But we can move them tomorrow. 170 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,886 Okay. 171 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:35,449 Well, another Nick and Ginny sex noise, when you think about it. 172 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:44,000 You know, when we have a baby, we'll have this sound all the time. 173 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,919 It won't be a problem, babe. I can sleep through anything. 174 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,006 Except you don't sleep through it. 175 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,216 When the baby cries, you get up. 176 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,767 What the hell is all that? 177 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,729 To make the baby stop crying. 178 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,482 It mimics the sound of a womb. 179 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,736 The womb makes a sound? 180 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,210 Oh, Jesus! It's 9:40. 181 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,463 Oh, my God. 182 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,051 That was the best night's sleep I've had in like a year. 183 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,553 -Is that a bummer to say? -No, same. 184 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,472 I guess give it up for twins. 185 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,809 You're in a good mood. 186 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,771 Want to go get breakfast tacos and go check out the craft fair with me? 187 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:50,733 Ugh. Craft fair. You know I hate disappointing hopeful vendors. 188 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,903 I was thinking I'd go to the beach, see if Mark Brett wants to boogie board. 189 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,947 Okay. You do your thing, and I'll do mine. 190 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,991 Great. Well, if you see the T-shirt guy, 191 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:02,495 I still regret not getting that one that said, "Keep calm and fuhgeddaboudit." 192 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,092 -All right. -What do we think? 193 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,762 -I think it's pretty good. -We're gonna go for record height. 194 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,015 You're the kite whisperer. 195 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,184 Okay, here we go. Ready? 196 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,732 Wow, you really zipped through that. 197 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,944 Well, my husband's on a playdate, and I got nine hours of sleep last night. 198 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,655 All right, come through, New Jersey. This bitch got REM sleep. 199 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,325 Oh, Anne's not coming now. 200 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,953 She said she was up late with the baby 201 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:47,707 and wants to stay home and watch Three's Company reruns with Ginny. 202 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,544 That's too much. You know what? Tell her I'll take care of him tonight. 203 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,213 Yes. Get her out of the house. 204 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,384 Somebody else can watch that baby sleep and feed it food and water. 205 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:01,887 Danny, you cannot give a newborn baby water. Or food. 206 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,264 I know that. 207 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,267 But then, 208 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,685 what's baby food? 209 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,311 For when they're older. 210 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,021 I know that, Katherine. 211 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,066 Okay? I was just kidding. 212 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,070 What are those two dipshits talking about? 213 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,907 College ball, Gatorade flavors, Black Friday sales on… 214 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,827 -350-inch TVs. Ah! -350-inch TVs. Ah! 215 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:29,290 And when you lose a friend, obviously that's hard. 216 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:32,334 But the thing I didn't expect was how that relationship 217 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,754 was connected to every other relationship. 218 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,964 I lost my dad when I was in high school. 219 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,843 And I remember this therapist told me, 220 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,138 "Your grief doesn't get smaller, you gotta get bigger." 221 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,349 "The Mets lost again." 222 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:51,103 "Oh, I'm gonna zip up my windbreaker, real mad about it." 223 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,773 You know, I don't know if our coach was abusive, 224 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,776 but in hindsight, the way that he would speak to us… 225 00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:01,322 You just wish the 10-year-old you could have said, "Hey, this is not okay." 226 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,158 I mean, we were just boys. 227 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,952 "Oh, I just bought a whiskey-flavored body wash." 228 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,871 "I'm gonna wash my taint with it." 229 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,041 Men do sound exactly like this. 230 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,963 Hey, uh, we're gonna go get a bucket of beers in town. 231 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,217 -Can Mark come to dinner? -Oh, sure. If his mom says it's okay. 232 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,802 I know you're making fun of me, 233 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,262 but his mom is here, and he's asking her right now. 234 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:29,975 Ha! 235 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,062 Is it just him, or is he married? 236 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,856 Divorced. But he and Rachel are in a really good place. 237 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:37,983 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 238 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:43,531 So you mean that Mark Brett is single? We should sit him next to Anne. 239 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,616 That's not a bad idea. 240 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,036 All right? Right? He's a hetero eight. 241 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,413 -Yeah. -What number hetero am I? 242 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,500 Oh, honey, asking makes you an automatic four. 243 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,423 Every time he has Lobster Thermidor, he gets sick, 244 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,343 but then he always forgets and orders it again. 245 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,137 I hope you don't mind seafood, Mark. 246 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,765 Well, as I like to say, seafood is me food. 247 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,853 Uh, maybe 7.5. 248 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,187 Stop. 249 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,484 Wait, that's crazy. We were just talking about that shirt. 250 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,695 Okay, I-I have a confession. 251 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:27,199 -We were riding our bikes, and, you know-- -Did you go to the craft fair without me? 252 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,370 Mm, are you mad? 253 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,747 What are the chances you'll take the shirt's advice? 254 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,291 Ow! What? Get away from me. 255 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,084 There she is, night out legend! 256 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,336 -Saved you a seat. -Oh. 257 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:43,757 Anne, uh, this is Jack's friend, the handsome Mark Brett. 258 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:44,842 -Hi. -Hi. 259 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,011 Anne. World's latest person. 260 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,139 Right? 261 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,807 -She's funny. She's a funny person. -Yeah. 262 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,809 -Always saying stuff like that. -This one. 263 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,727 She's funny. 264 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,437 -Want one of these? -Nah, I'm good. 265 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,441 -It's all right. -So… 266 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,401 Thoughts on Mark Brett? 267 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,821 Jack's friend? I don't know. 268 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,073 Seems kind of boring, but he's nice enough. 269 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,700 Well, he's single. 270 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,952 Well, he hasn't said a word to me all night. 271 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,537 He kept pouring water for you. 272 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,873 The forearms were defined. 273 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,167 I promise, I meant what I said yesterday. 274 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,668 I'm happy. 275 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,465 Okay, but it's your vacation, your night off. 276 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,051 Yeah, and I don't want to waste it trying to impress some guy 277 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,636 who's probably not gonna be into it. 278 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,100 Do you not want to fuck Mark, or are you scared to fuck Mark? 279 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,436 Yeah, or you could just kiss and feel each other up. 280 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,981 We just met during appetizers, and dessert isn't even on the table. 281 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,483 What is wrong with you? 282 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,235 I'm just concerned that your decision to co-parent 283 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,404 your ex-husband's girlfriend's new baby 284 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,990 may be a stall tactic because you're afraid to live your life. 285 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,326 Oh, I'm afraid? 286 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,996 You're the one who wants to be a dad, and you're too scared to hold a baby. 287 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,331 No, I'm not! 288 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,086 Well, you wouldn't take the baby when I needed to go to the bathroom. 289 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,463 I had to lay him on a bath mat so I could wash my hands. 290 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,717 See? Focus on your own problems. 291 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,555 I'm gonna go check on Claude. 292 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,685 And anyway, you have a straw wrapper in your clam chowder. 293 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,061 What? 294 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:20,854 Come on! 295 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,401 Well, as far as TV goes, 296 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,737 um, I'm down with pretty much anything in the Bosch universe. 297 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,948 -Yep. -Bosch, Bosch Legacy. 298 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,574 Ballard, of course. 299 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,536 -A hundred percent. -But my all-time favorite TV show? 300 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,870 Three's Company. 301 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,789 Anne, did you hear that? 302 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,582 Three's Company. 303 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,003 I did. 304 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,138 Uh, what happened in the episode before this? 305 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,599 Yeah, I don't know, but there's a lot of miscommunication. 306 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,521 Why can't they just say things plainly to each other, you know? 307 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,441 Ginny, maybe you need a break? 308 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,984 Yes, you do. 309 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:12,406 Claude, you're taking Ginny for ice cream. I'm gonna babysit Gino. 310 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,657 Where's the little bean? 311 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,492 Uh, he's upstairs, sleeping. 312 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,328 Also, I think we're gonna stick with Eugene for now. 313 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:23,000 -Amore, are you sure? -We'll be fine. Go, go! I got it. 314 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,836 Okay. Thank you, Danny. Have fun. 315 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,172 -There's milk in the fridge if you need. -I got this. 316 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,798 We can go to that cute place. 317 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,216 -Amore… -Yeah, good. I'm good. 318 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,634 -Ciao! Ciao! -Ciao! 319 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,761 Ciao! 320 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,722 Ah! It's me and you, little bugger. 321 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,640 Aw. 322 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,019 All quiet. 323 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,480 Uh-oh. 324 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,190 What? 325 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,580 Hey. 326 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,129 What are you doing? 327 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,632 You okay, little dude? 328 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,300 Ooh, okay. 329 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,969 All right, um, okay. 330 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,763 Hey. 331 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,014 Okay. 332 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,225 Oh, maybe I'll get your binky. 333 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,019 Your mommy said you need this. I'm gonna give you this. 334 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,938 How about that? You like that? Okay. 335 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,484 Yeah. No, didn't want that. 336 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,694 Okay, all right. Okay, how about… 337 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,490 No, no, no, enough is enough is enough 338 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,200 I can't go on 339 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,205 Okay, okay, okay. 340 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,619 So, do you like any music? 341 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,663 Do you mean, like, in the world? 342 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,457 I don't know what I mean. 343 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,127 I think it's going well back there. What do you think? Don't look. 344 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,796 No, watch. I can be very natural. 345 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,882 You see the state bird? Where? 346 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,302 Huh, must have flown away. 347 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,346 Hey, guys, who wants to sneak onto the beach with me? 348 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,514 Oh, you guys go. 349 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,852 Yeah, Jack and I are gonna go back. We're just, like, so tired. 350 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,061 Oh, you know what? 351 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,148 If you guys are gonna go home, I think I'm gonna go home too. 352 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,608 Uh… 353 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,153 Oh, Mark, look. Uh, BOGO sale on hermit crabs. 354 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,197 We got to do it. We got to do it. Crab brothers? 355 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,033 -Crab brothers! -Hermit crabs? Say no more. 356 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,077 Hey. 357 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,746 What's wrong with you? 358 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,165 He's nice, and he has a job, and, you know, 359 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,375 Jack said he won most of their races. 360 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,753 You're like Rita at my ShopRite. 361 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:17,174 Why are all married people so obsessed with setting up their single friends? 362 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:22,179 You know why. Because being married is weird and complicated. 363 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:25,557 You never get to have simple, slutty fun ever again. 364 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,852 Is there no part of you that wants that? 365 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,902 Oh, okay. 366 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,029 How are my tits? 367 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,322 They look great. 368 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,782 -Go. -Okay. 369 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,582 Wow. 370 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,752 We've really done a nice thing for our two best friends. 371 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,130 So what are we gonna do? 372 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,092 -You want to watch a movie? -Oh, yeah. Something we both like. 373 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,055 Wait, you're starting with "If you liked John Wick"? 374 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,683 -Here, you do it. -Good. 375 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,144 What's From Mouseketeer to Sex Symbol? 376 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,365 Thank you so much. 377 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,658 Thank you, thank you. 378 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,369 Oh, Claude, can you grab me one of the, uh, little papers? 379 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,704 -The receipt? -Mm. 380 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,290 No, the wipey ones. Oh, my God, what is the word? 381 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,834 -Oh, uh, the napkins. Sorry. -Oh! Yes. 382 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,627 Wow, I am so brain-dead. 383 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,423 I have not slept four straight hours in, like, a month. 384 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,885 Also, remember yesterday when I was throwing that ball with Jack? 385 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,637 Well, you were tired, I get it. 386 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,472 No, no, no, Claude. 387 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,765 I peed myself. 388 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,561 You peed! 389 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,772 Don't laugh! I really peed myself! 390 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,570 Oh, gosh. I am creature. 391 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,781 This is how everyone feels. And you're doing it alone. 392 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,033 No, I'm not. 393 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,453 Anne does basically everything, and I am so grateful for her, 394 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,829 and I really do need her. 395 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,499 But honestly, the more she does, the worse I feel. 396 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,169 -Is that terrible to say? -No. 397 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,172 This isn't hard because you're bad at it, huh? 398 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,299 -It's hard because it's fucking hard. -Yeah. 399 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,177 Hey, I remember how it was when my nieces were babies. 400 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,180 You know, it can feel like, um… 401 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,514 Come si dice? 402 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,224 …quicksand. 403 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,184 Hmm. 404 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,979 Eventually you come out of it. And you're so young. 405 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,231 You have a lot of time to uncreature. 406 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,275 Mm, yeah, how long does that take? 407 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,485 Nine years. 408 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,445 Nine years? 409 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:48,408 Ooh! Nine years. In nine years I'll be… 42. 410 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,286 That's pretty young. 411 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,705 I love you for saying that. 412 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,292 Hey, I'm sorry for dumping all this on you. 413 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,295 Especially when you're trying to become a parent yourself. 414 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,546 That's okay. 415 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,716 -I already know exactly how hard it is. -Hmm. 416 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,594 Do you mind if we go home to Gino? 417 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,929 Ah! 418 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:11,848 Oh, my God! You bastards won! 419 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:13,558 Gino it is! 420 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,477 -Gino. -Gino. 421 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,064 Wait up! 422 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,196 Wow, the ocean is really loud. 423 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,365 Yeah. 424 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,827 I'm sorry, my friends are insane and forced us to do this. 425 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:35,122 Please, my married friends are always trying to set me up too. 426 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,875 Maybe because it's so hard to split the dinner bill three ways. 427 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,796 Really, I-I… 428 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,756 I was a little relieved when I realized 429 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,592 that Kate and Jack were trying to get us together. 430 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,094 -You were? -Yeah. 431 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,514 Because before that, I thought the two of them were swingers. 432 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:54,933 -Wait, what? -Yes! 433 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,769 They were giving me a lot of weird compliments about my running shape. 434 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,522 And they both kept saying how well they slept the night before. 435 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,648 Oh, my God! 436 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:04,192 And when Kate mentioned Three's Company, 437 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,736 she really hit the "three's" and the "company." 438 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,239 Real hard. She did. 439 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,826 -No. They are definitely not swingers. -Okay, I'm just saying. 440 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,287 If that's their thing, cool with me. It's just not mine. 441 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,663 -Okay. -Okay, noted. 442 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,875 Oh, this is my sister's place. 443 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,376 Oh! 444 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,836 Do you want to come up? 445 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,215 Full disclosure, I am sleeping on an AeroBed in the den. 446 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,426 But it's totally private and everything. 447 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,637 We'd-- We'd just have to be a little quiet 'cause my mom's in the front room. 448 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,307 -But when she takes her hearing aids out-- -Yeah. Know what, Mark? 449 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,017 I don't think I need that tonight. 450 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,311 -Yeah, all good. -But thank you. 451 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,397 -Sure. -Yeah, it was good to meet you. 452 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,482 Good to meet you. 453 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,817 -Okay. -Have a good night. 454 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,280 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 455 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,491 Jesus fucking Christ! 456 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,867 Uh… Oh, God. 457 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,745 Who the fuck dug this hole? 458 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,205 That was gonna be a moat. 459 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:02,000 -Oh God, let me help you. -No, thank you, Mark Brett! 460 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,629 -Fuck! -Sorry. 461 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:09,883 It's okay! 462 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,226 What happened now? 463 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,022 I think Sandra Bullock is in Vietnam. 464 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,901 So, how was it? 465 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,277 Oh. 466 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,656 It was exactly as B-minus as I expected it to be. 467 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,824 Oh, no. 468 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,535 You're upset? 469 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,411 Yeah, I'm upset. 470 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,999 I just had to climb out of a sand hole 471 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,627 like I was on a Japanese game show. 472 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:49,839 I get that you guys think my life is so sad that you need to save me with a guy. 473 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,675 No, Anne. We do not. 474 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,094 But at this age, dating is a pretty surefire way 475 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,304 to end the night feeling shitty about yourself. 476 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,140 I mean, life is not a Nancy Meyers movie. 477 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,476 Well, well, well. Guess who not only held a baby-- 478 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,395 -No, Danny, she's mad. -Fuck off. 479 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:08,900 Listen to me when I tell you I know what I am doing. 480 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:12,320 Oh! What a concept. I'm a grown-ass woman! 481 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:17,033 I am happy, guys. I'm helping to raise a fucking person. 482 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:21,496 But tonight, old Anne is going to bed at a 1.4 on the joy scale. Okay? 483 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,664 So thanks a lot. 484 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,125 -I'm so sorry. -Our bad. Yeah. 485 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:28,587 No, you know what? You guys just don't get it. 486 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:32,173 You all get to end each day next to a person you like. 487 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,260 Mm. 488 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,513 Oh, and by the way, he thought Kate and Jack were swingers. 489 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,435 -Wait, what? -Ew. 490 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,316 You know, you are a person I like. 491 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,360 You're a person I like too. 492 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,199 Which is why, when you went to the craft fair without me… 493 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,910 I knew I shouldn't have filed that one as a closed case. 494 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,287 No, no. 495 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,624 It's just, you know, like, when we're at home, 496 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:10,128 sometimes it feels like we see each other, but, you know, you're watching baseball, 497 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,797 and I'm locked out of my New York Times account 498 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,175 for trying the wrong password too many times, and-- 499 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:18,178 Yeah, we don't really connect. 500 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,889 I'm glad you're having so much fun this week. 501 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,517 I just kind of wish it was with me. 502 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:30,190 This is really embarrassing, because you're, like, so in love with me. 503 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,320 Wait, can you believe Mark Brett thought we were swingers? 504 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,489 Yeah, it's, like, so crazy. 505 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,536 Do you think he was, like, into it? 506 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,581 I don't know. It's kind of flattering, I guess. 507 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,376 But it's just, like, swingers is so crazy. 508 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,503 Loco. 509 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,524 I won't lie. Being with the baby all night was hard. 510 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,360 It was 90 minutes. 511 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:18,321 Yeah, but at least now I know I can do it, right? 512 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:19,989 Right. 513 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,169 I guess this will be our life in a year. 514 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,339 What a miracle. 515 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,360 -Hi. -Hey. 516 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,627 Inflate the bed.