1 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,454 Happy Thanksgiving! 2 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,414 Happy Thanksgiving! 3 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,832 What are all these cars? 4 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,501 Oh, just a few strays that didn't have anywhere to go. 5 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,753 It's not that many people. 6 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,964 That's Lila and her girlfriend Zadie, and Derek and Eric. 7 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,091 Rita from my ShopRite. 8 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:54,137 Jim, Megan, Aaron. I think that's Tom and Tommy. 9 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,473 Okay, honey. Take this in. We're gonna be here for a while. 10 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,600 No, it's not that many people. 11 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,437 And that one's Ginny. She's pretty much all packed up. 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,606 Oh. How you doing with that? 13 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:05,815 I'm good. 14 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,068 It was good to have them here. But, you know, it's time. 15 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,737 I've gotta get my house back to myself. Where's Jack? 16 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,322 Oh, he's driving up separately. 17 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,283 Yeah, he's doing one of his last long runs before next week, 18 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:17,202 and I didn't feel like waiting for him. 19 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,369 Hmm. 20 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:21,164 We've been trying to let each other do our own thing more lately. 21 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,373 We're freeballing it. 22 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,375 Okay. Sounds gross. 23 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,879 Whose car is that? 24 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:30,423 I don't know. It's just so wittle. 25 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,467 Who do I know that's wittle? 26 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,722 Happy Thanksgiving! 27 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,725 Did you borrow that car from Polly Pocket? 28 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,646 Guys, careful where you park that thing 'cause the baby might choke on it. 29 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:48,399 But for real, if we drip water on it, will it get bigger? 30 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,484 Fuck y'all! 31 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,458 Who are all these fucking people? 32 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,835 Hello. Hi, hi, hi! 33 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,586 Oh! Lila! 34 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:09,671 Hi. 35 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,089 You must be Zadie. 36 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,507 Hi. 37 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,635 Hi. 38 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,429 -Happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. Good to see you. 39 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,431 -Red or white? -Talk to the boss. 40 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,017 -Red, please. -Oh. 41 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,645 He got so big. 42 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,564 -Yeah, he's multiplying. -Happy Thanksgiving! 43 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,066 -Aw, you got big too. -Hi. He's so big! 44 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,276 Wonderful. 45 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,696 I'll drink this and my mood will change as follows. 46 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,072 Quiet rage. 47 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,407 Mostly rude. 48 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,242 Flirty. Still rude. 49 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,120 And finally, a return to me being adorable. 50 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,288 Let the journey begin. 51 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,998 Hmm. 52 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:49,169 I wanted us to try an Italian car, but then he hates it. 53 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,421 You know why? 'Cause he cannot drive stick. 54 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,882 Because I live in the present. 55 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:58,469 I also don't take steam trains or listen to the phonograph while I jog! 56 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,097 Anyway, the reason why we wanted that car 57 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,684 is because we've been talking about our next chapter, and-- 58 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:05,977 Don't tell them. 59 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,354 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! 60 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,355 Hey! 61 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,107 So many people. 62 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,359 -Hey, Jack! -Looking hot! 63 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:17,655 Well, congratulations on becoming a state trooper, by the way. 64 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,118 -Talk to me about the look. -Don't worry, I brought a sweater. 65 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,038 -I do not care. -Haven't you heard? They're freeballing? 66 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,247 -Mm-hmm, yeah. -What? 67 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,124 -Thank you. -Put that in immediately. 68 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,334 We hacked marriage. 69 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:30,919 You know, she lets me look like this, 70 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,588 and I don't say anything when she wears her big mama underwear. 71 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,925 Yeah, and we don't have endless arguments about what's for dinner anymore. 72 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,843 I can have Triscuits and cottage cheese, 73 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,639 and he can order a meatball sub from that place where I saw a rat once. 74 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,309 -Jack, isn't your marathon next week? -Yes, Team Nick. 75 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,145 You know, I've been thinking about him a lot this week. 76 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,648 Oh, yeah. He used to love Thanksgiving. 77 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,192 Remember he spent a fortune on that, um, 78 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,903 uh, stupid turkey sword thing? 79 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,739 -Oh, no. -It was an old English carving blade. 80 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,616 And I have it right here. 81 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,825 No way. 82 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,077 -Aw. -Yeah. 83 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,372 We're doing all his old traditions, 'cause that's what he would've wanted. 84 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,625 You know, just the people he loved the most together in one-- 85 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,711 -Terry alert! Terry approaching! -Shut up! 86 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,342 -Terry is here, everybody. -Terry is here. 87 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,886 -Say hi to Terry. Make yourself at home. -Hi, Terry. 88 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,972 All right then. Pants coming off. 89 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,848 Whoops. Whoops. 90 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:28,768 Oh, Ramona… 91 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,812 This is my hot tub crew 92 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,690 -Hi, happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. 93 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,068 This is Ramona. She makes handcrafted looms. 94 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:38,778 -Oh, okay. -So you're a weaver? 95 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,863 No, I make looms. 96 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,286 Happy Thanksgiving. Ugh! 97 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,537 My hat. 98 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,997 "Talk to the boss." 99 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,792 It was a long ride in an uncomfortable car. 100 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,419 My hat got smushed. 101 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:56,963 Okay, but is it just about the car? 102 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,341 Why didn't you let me tell them about our plans? 103 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,678 Are you changing your mind? 104 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:06,306 No, it just wasn't the right moment. 105 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,683 I'll tell them. 106 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:11,894 Okay. 107 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,522 Let me see. 108 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:22,739 I can't do this without my haberdashery tools. 109 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,742 Why did Anne invite all these randos? 110 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,411 I didn't get a big enough turkey. 111 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:32,123 Terry and Ramona are gonna throw off the vibes of the talent show. 112 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:35,543 Maybe their talent could be grinding conversation to a halt. 113 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,838 Hmm, what's all this? 114 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:43,092 Oh, that is the little business plan for the place down the shore. 115 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,093 What do you think? 116 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,429 Well, I think when you mentioned doing an Airbnb, 117 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,807 I didn't realize you were, like, "make a whole binder" serious about it. 118 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,143 It's not an Airbnb. It's a B&B. 119 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,270 Like a bed and breakfast that I could run. 120 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,147 -Newhart shit. -Okay, cool. 121 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,523 Well, have fun. 122 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,108 Tell me how your life goes. 123 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,569 Wait, are you mad? 124 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,029 Well, I'm not psyched. 125 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,574 You're planning a new Airbnb life down the shore without me. 126 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:07,992 It's not "air." 127 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,787 And it's not without you. 128 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,663 All right, this isn't happening tomorrow. 129 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:17,001 There's gotta be loans and inspections and before any of that, 130 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,837 I need to talk to Danny and see if he's even into it. 131 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,006 Oh, well, that makes sense, 'cause Danny's your husband 132 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,592 and I'm a cartoon frog that you hang out with. 133 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:30,014 I mean, do you really not see what's mean about planning a life without me? 134 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,975 You're the one who wanted us to do our own thing. 135 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,811 Yeah, I meant we get off each other's backs, 136 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,647 not like we need an E-Z Pass to go see each other. 137 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,857 I don't think slamming drawers is healthy. 138 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:41,692 I am not mad. 139 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:45,071 I am thinking while closing drawers that are sticky. 140 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:49,951 Jack, Danny does this for a living, right? 141 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,996 This binder is just a bunch of shit I printed off Getty Images 142 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,040 until Danny either likes it or doesn't. 143 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,419 Yeah, or worse, until Danny likes it then doesn't. 144 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,673 Big idea Jones changes his mind about what he wants every two weeks. 145 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,680 I-I'm sorry. 146 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,557 Bet he'll like it. 147 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,356 Ah. 148 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,899 There you are. 149 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,777 What time do you have to be in Brooklyn for your vegan Friendsgiving? 150 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,530 It's not vegan. You're adding that in for no reason. 151 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:31,284 -We'll probably leave in like an hour. -Think you'll be back tomorrow for pie? 152 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,785 I got two things of Cool Whip, 153 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,037 so we can just rawdog one straight from the container. 154 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,747 Oh, my God. Don't say "rawdog." 155 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,499 Is Zadie having fun? 156 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,085 You think she'll be back for Christmas? 157 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,714 Uh, I don't know about that. 158 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,967 My therapist has been saying 159 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:53,681 it's really good to change up holiday traditions after someone dies. 160 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:54,891 And 161 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:56,684 this house… 162 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,728 Yeah. It's hard. 163 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,565 There's just so many memories here. 164 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,526 Yeah, and they were all with Dad. 165 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,738 So, 166 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,493 my friends and I were talking about taking our own trip for Christmas. 167 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,119 Maybe volunteer. 168 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,204 Hmm. 169 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,498 I'm sorry. Is that okay? 170 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,208 Yeah, I know. I get it. 171 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,792 -Yeah. -Yeah. 172 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,170 Yes, definitely. For sure. 173 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,005 You should go somewhere too. 174 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,758 Like, um, sexy Christmas in Tokyo. 175 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,721 Honey, I am fine right here. 176 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,265 You don't worry about me, okay? 177 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:37,683 Okay. 178 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,061 -Thank you. -Okay. 179 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,398 -Love you. -Love you… more. 180 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,705 Hey, Gino. It's okay. It's okay, baby boy. 181 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:00,957 It's-- Aw. 182 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,335 Honey, why don't you just leave the crib in case you guys sleep over on Christmas? 183 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:06,963 Oh, thanks, but he's used to that one. 184 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,341 Somebody's pissed. Is he hungry? 185 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,718 No, I-I-I just gave him a bottle. 186 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,637 -Is his diaper wet? -Um… 187 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,348 No, no. It's still dry. Okay, okay! 188 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,394 Twinkle, twinkle, make it stop 189 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,647 Does he hate me? I feel like he just hates me so much right now. 190 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,440 Nobody hates anybody. 191 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,151 We're just doing some fussing. That's all. 192 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,654 We're just doing some fussing. Right? 193 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,447 Here we go. 194 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,907 Look at you! You're fussing! 195 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:39,829 Let's see, we still got ten fingers and ten toes. 196 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,749 And so far, so good. 197 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,834 And… 198 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,087 How… 199 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,506 This was in his butt. 200 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,425 Oh, my God. 201 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:56,429 No, it wasn't actually in his butt. Just near his butt… 202 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,139 hole. 203 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,892 Anne, if I had been by myself, he would've been like this for hours. 204 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:02,977 -Hours. -Oh. 205 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,523 Don't make me take the earring out of your butt. 206 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:13,237 You want me to help take down the crib? 207 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,573 Um… 208 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,575 Yeah, I don't know. Maybe later. 209 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,119 Sorry. 210 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,290 Wait, who has COVID? 211 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,585 I cannot get sick right before LoomFest. 212 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,712 No, no, no. No one has COVID, all right? 213 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,632 It's just a Pagano family Thanksgiving tradition 214 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,675 started by the late, great Nick Pagano. 215 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,887 Oh, and first prize is… 216 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,138 this bad boy. 217 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,806 Who's in? 218 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:41,849 -Lila. -Fuck. 219 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,769 Lila, come on. Can I put you down for a song? 220 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,686 Mm-mm. 221 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,189 You still know how to play "Riptide" on the ukulele? 222 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,607 No, I'm good, Uncle Jack. 223 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,651 All right, uh, anybody else? 224 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,694 It's a tradition here we do. 225 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,197 Come on, come on. Terry. 226 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,659 Can't believe I'm saying this, but, uh, let's bust out that guitar, huh? 227 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,911 Why would I have brought a guitar? 228 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,537 Well… 229 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,705 -Hey. -Oh, sorry. 230 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:11,587 Katherine! 231 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,881 Sorry, did I scare you? 232 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,717 No, wait-- Um, sit, actually. I wanted to talk to you. 233 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,719 Well, actually, I want to talk to you, too. 234 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,513 Oh, okay. Do you want to go first? 235 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,891 Hmm, you go first. Yeah. You go first. 236 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,851 Okay, ahem. 237 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,105 Okay, well, this is gonna sound like a zag-- 238 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,940 Claude and I are moving to Italy! 239 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,483 Sorry, I went first. 240 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,276 What? 241 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,403 Yeah. 242 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,155 That's why we rented that stupid little car, 243 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,867 'cause that's what we'll need when we live in Claude's mountain village. 244 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,452 Mountain village? 245 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,954 I know! 246 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,747 When Claude first said it, I thought, 247 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,084 "What, am I gonna to have to put on skis every time I need to get toilet paper?" 248 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,129 But then, 249 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:57,758 we'd be closer to his family, you know, since we've always lived near mine. 250 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,262 It's big, I know. 251 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,682 Come on. What do you think? 252 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,813 Okay, well, if this is your latest thing, fine. 253 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,858 Uh, what do you mean, "my latest thing"? 254 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,901 Do you not see that you keep doing this? 255 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,863 You retile a kitchen for no reason. 256 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,282 And Patrizia, we all know how that turned out. 257 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,910 You were emailing surrogates three months ago. 258 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,871 Hey, madam, return to your lane. 259 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,456 No, okay, I'm sorry, okay. 260 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,458 But you asked me what I thought, 261 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,168 and you know I would never lie to you. 262 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:37,047 I mean, do you see yourself yodeling on an alp for the rest of your life? 263 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:38,758 Katherine. 264 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,842 Stop. 265 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,678 Claude really wants this. 266 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,641 And you're getting cold feet, and that's why you're fighting, 267 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,518 and that's why you asked me what I thought. 268 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,279 I'm gonna go remind Anne to put out both kinds of olives. 269 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,865 Yeah, you really should go fucking do that. 270 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,666 -Hey, did you talk to Danny? -Uh, kind of. 271 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,337 -How do you "kinda" talk to someone? -It was complicated. Don't worry about it. 272 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,964 Wait, come on, I feel shitty about earlier. 273 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,842 Can we just not freeball for a second? What happened? 274 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,470 Jack, it is the middle of Thanksgiving. 275 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:29,391 Does everyone here need a one-act play about our communication skills? I am fine. 276 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,653 Hey. We're trying to leave, but there's, like, a food delivery robot in the way. 277 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,322 That's my car. 278 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,136 Okay. 279 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,430 And… 280 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,016 Son of a bitch. 281 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,106 Goddammit! You Italian piece of shit! 282 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,774 Are you talking about me? 283 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,068 No, I… 284 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,821 It's this car. 285 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,031 Why doesn't it know I'm good at everything? 286 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,659 Is it just the car? Really? 287 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,372 You've been stressed out all day. I think this is about the move. 288 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,668 I know how hard it is. I've been there, I've done it. 289 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,086 Yeah. 290 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,340 You know how long it took me to adjust to your disgusting food and language? 291 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,508 Hmm? 292 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,593 I know. 293 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,557 I only want to go to Italy if you're excited to go too. 294 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,771 Now get the fuck out so I can move the car. 295 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,777 -Come on. -Okay. 296 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,865 All right. 297 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,287 Hey! 298 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,587 It's okay. In Italy, we believe cars can touch a little bit. 299 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,649 You're quiet. You okay over there? 300 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,651 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 301 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:49,031 Well, except I found a stuffing that has wild rice, raisins, and jalapeños in it. 302 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,492 Should I throw it out or call the police? 303 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,077 Oh. Hey, Anne. 304 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,620 Hey. 305 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:59,083 I just want to say thanks for inviting all of us with nowhere to go. 306 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,336 -It means the world. -That is so sweet, Terry. 307 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,712 You know, 308 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,049 some of my friends were ribbing me about inviting too many people. 309 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,551 Well, I think it's beautiful. 310 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,554 I have to say, I was a little shocked when I got your e-vite. 311 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,391 But then I'm like, "Terry, there's only one reason 312 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,936 why somebody would invite this many people to their house." 313 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,439 So many people that you can't hear your own thoughts. 314 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,733 And the reason is, Anne… 315 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,988 you've got a big heart. 316 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:31,991 Yes. 317 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,742 It… 318 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,203 That. 319 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:40,290 -Terry, go see if people want toothpicks. -Okay. 320 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,668 -Oh, Danny! -Uh-uh. Nope. 321 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:43,836 Alrighty. 322 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,463 -Kate, can I grab you for a second? -Yeah. 323 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,469 Danny, I'm sorry. 324 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,470 Look… 325 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,348 We are moving to Italy. 326 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,892 Yeah, and parts of it are scary. 327 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,853 And Claude and I will have dumb-ass fights 328 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,397 where I act like a little brat about a tiny car. 329 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,025 But I'm a little brat about a lot of things. 330 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,901 About the length of straight men's shorts. 331 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,654 Uh, when we enter a restaurant and a waiter says, "Welcome in." 332 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,367 The point is, this is our next chapter. 333 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,872 It's the next chapter that the man I love wants the most. 334 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,331 And I'm not gonna 335 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,543 let my bullshit fuck it up. 336 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,502 Yeah. 337 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,298 You sound sure. You could've said all that the first time. 338 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,679 So when do you go? 339 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,556 Two weeks. 340 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:39,975 Wow. 341 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,856 Okay, so you, my friend, are moving to Italy. 342 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,774 Yeah. 343 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,525 Congratulations. 344 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,445 I look forward to hearing you say, 345 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,989 "It's 3:00 p.m., why the fuck is everything closed?" 346 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,208 Don't let Jersey change you too much, little bro. 347 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,585 I don't want to find a gold chain in your neck rolls. 348 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,878 Oh. 349 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,423 Well, actually, I think we might hold off on New Jersey for a second. 350 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,717 Yeah, I think we might stick around here for the holidays. 351 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:14,635 Seriously? 352 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,887 Yeah! Your mom kind of hinted we could stay. 353 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,600 Okay. Just maybe try to move out before you're fully Grey-Gardensing. 354 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,352 No, I say that with love. 355 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,437 Yes, I-I deeply appreciate that. 356 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,022 -Yeah. -No Grey Gardens for us. 357 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,857 Okay. 358 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:29,775 -Hi. -Heading out? 359 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,443 -Yeah. Love you. -Love you. 360 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,611 -Mm. -Be safe. 361 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,071 Thank you. I'll send pics. 362 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,281 -Thanksgiving bib. -Bye. 363 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,784 How cute is this bib? 364 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,910 Thanksgiving bib. 365 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,995 -Dinner's ready. -Oh, great! 366 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,331 -Whatever. -Better, yes. 367 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,043 -Wow! -I so big! 368 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,546 All right, the turkey's ready. 369 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,797 Oh! 370 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,258 -Finally. -Oh. Um… 371 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,468 Jack, you can sit here. I'll go sit at the card table. 372 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,928 No, no, no, no, you stay. 373 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,848 I'm happy to sit at the, uh, card table. 374 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,391 -Yeah. -Thank you. 375 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,519 -Hi. -Oh, hi! 376 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,729 -Thank you. -Park it here. Turkey party. 377 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,022 All right. 378 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,732 Oh, wow. 379 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,193 Hey, uh, have any of you seen Kate? 380 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,320 No. 381 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,491 So, Jeff, you work at ShopRite with Rita? 382 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,659 Mm-mm. 383 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,495 Uh, excuse me. 384 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,792 Kate? 385 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,505 Hey. What happened? 386 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,800 Is this about Danny? What'd he say? 387 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,469 No, it doesn't matter. I'm fine. Go. 388 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,054 No, Kate, come on. You're crying. 389 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,599 I talked to Danny, and… 390 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,601 It's too much to explain. 391 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,061 Wait, was he snarky about it? 392 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,523 This Thanksgiving is fucked up enough without the core group turning on each-- 393 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,110 What are you talking about core group? We're not the fucking Goonies. 394 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,281 Wait, why'd you throw out the Airbnb-- 395 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,659 It's not "air" and it's not happening. Go out. Go! 396 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,167 Hey. Danny. 397 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,210 Hey. 398 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,420 Were you a wang about the binder? 399 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,297 -What? -What? 400 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,008 Were you a wang about the binder? 401 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:19,927 What? 402 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,971 Kate's B&B, not "air." 403 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,433 Were you mean about the binder of it? 404 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,936 Are you having a stroke? 405 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,646 Am I having a stroke? 406 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,272 -Are you okay? -You need to calm down. 407 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,608 No, no, no. He needs to answer me. All right? 408 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,526 Kate is upstairs right now, sobbing! 409 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,320 Stop telling him! 410 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,073 Look, you don't want to do the bed and breakfast, fine. 411 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,825 -But you didn't have to hurt her. -What bed and breakfast? 412 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,328 All I said was that we're moving to Italy. 413 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,621 What? 414 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,623 -You're moving to Italy? -Yes. 415 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,125 Oh, so what, just fuck the core group? 416 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,336 -Is that-- -Stop saying "core group." 417 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,256 Jack, you need to take a deep breath. 418 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,467 You're approaching "woman who needs to be duct taped to her plane seat" territory. 419 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,010 Jack, stop it. 420 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:06,265 Wait, why are you carving the turkey before we say what we're all thankful for? 421 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,141 What, this is the turkey? 422 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,770 Oh, I thought it was a little side turkey for, like, me and Ramona. 423 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:16,024 Okay, you know what? It's canceled. Thanksgiving is canceled. 424 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,776 -No! -Jack! 425 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,779 No one has any gratitude for anyone else here. 426 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,532 Fuck it. I'm done being the only one who gives a shit! 427 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,204 -Jack, no! -What the hell? 428 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,456 Are you okay? 429 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,625 What the-- 430 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,876 Oh. 431 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,336 Your marathon. 432 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,151 And I thank you, and I appreciate you, and I love you, and drive safe. 433 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,863 Are you okay? 434 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,990 I'm sorry he called you a wong. 435 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:05,991 -A wong? -A wag. 436 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,534 -It's a wang. -What is the wang? 437 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:10,996 Don't even worry about it. I'm fine. Although I have been a wang. 438 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,498 I'm sorry about today. 439 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,753 I'm excited to go with you to Italy. I'm so excited. 440 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:21,048 And if it makes you happy, I'll get an even smaller car when we get there. 441 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:24,176 I can drive with my head popping out of the sunroof. 442 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,095 Okay. 443 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,805 Ciao! 444 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,743 Okay. 445 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,787 Come on. 446 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,581 Oh. 447 00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:00,837 Why are these things' two modes, broken umbrella and bear trap? 448 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,673 I brought you some leftovers for the weekend, 449 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,301 and the meat is rotisserie chicken from my fridge. 450 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,345 I promise it is not dirt turkey. 451 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,680 Thanks. 452 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:16,895 I, uh… 453 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,232 I was thinking of maybe taking you up on your offer 454 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,317 to stay just a little bit longer. 455 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,652 I know you were. 456 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:25,862 But I am kicking you out. 457 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,074 Uh, what? 458 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:32,619 You are ready for this, and you are good at it, Ginny. 459 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,956 Okay, um, yeah, but what if I fuck up and you're not there to help me? 460 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,999 Yeah. It's okay to fuck up. 461 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,168 It is literally how you get better at it. 462 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,796 I just hate seeing you doubt yourself. 463 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,924 Because once you invite that voice into your head, 464 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,635 the one that tells you that you can't do anything, 465 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,097 it is really hard to evict that fucker. 466 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:57,352 You got to trust me on that one. 467 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,188 Okay. 468 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,150 Mm. 469 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:11,450 Okay. I got to get one last hit off of this good stuff. 470 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,617 Yeah, get in there. 471 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,663 I got to get one last hit off of this good stuff. 472 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,582 That's a boy. 473 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,835 That's a boy. 474 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,306 Does Anne need her peas back? 475 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:35,682 Let me see it. 476 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,355 What were you thinking? 477 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,274 I mean, isn't it obvious? 478 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:48,445 I wanted to ruin Thanksgiving and the marathon I worked all year on. 479 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,491 I definitely wasn't worried about my crying wife who won't talk to me. 480 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,118 Oh, it's my fault? That's why you kicked dinner across the yard. 481 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,370 I fucked up, okay? I'm… 482 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,581 It's okay. 483 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,626 -You're gonna be okay. -No. 484 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,503 I'm really sorry. I mean, I… 485 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,254 Me too. 486 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:11,551 Just think of the amazing story you gave Ramona for LoomFest. 487 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,513 God. 488 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,518 Been married like a billion years. How are we still so bad at this? 489 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,478 I don't know. 490 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:27,108 But, you know, maybe growing further apart on purpose was a stupid idea. 491 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,443 Hmm. 492 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,744 Okay, kiddo. 493 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:41,164 Okay, it's just you and me now. Yeah. 494 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:45,377 How'd you like to Grey Gardens with me for the next 18 to 40 years? 495 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,671 That's a yes. Okay. 496 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,204 Annie! 497 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,248 Annie!