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I'm not speaking about this.

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You don't have to speak.

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You have to listen.

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Really?

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You pick today?

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My fucking wedding?

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Come on, Ruben. Stop messing.

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Put your top back on.

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Fuck's sake.

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Oh, Niall.

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Hey, come here.

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Yeah? Come here.

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I am proud of you, yeah?

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You know that?

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You look gorgeous,
so you do, huh?

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I tell you, if I wasn't family,

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I'd get up and underneath
that kilt right away.

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- Ruben. Ruben, don't.
- What?

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I'm telling you, you look gorgeous.
Come on, show me.

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There's nothing to show, Ruben.

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I've got boxers on underneath,
for Christ's sake.

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Boxers.
Stop teasing me, you little minx.

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Hey. Here.

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Come here. Look at me, look at me.

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Listen.

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Look at me. Hmm? Hey.

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We might not flow
through each other's veins,

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but we flow
through each other's brains,

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- you get me?
- Please, I don't think that--

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One more time, eh?
For old time's sake.

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I just need to hear it.

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- Before I lose you forever.
- You're not serious.

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Go on. Say it. What am I?

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Your brother from...?

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Another lover.

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Beautiful.

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Come on.
Give us your best, you little fag.

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What is this, Niall?

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Fucking stickers.

40
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Indiana Jones?

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That film is gay as fuck.

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- I'm gonna have these.
- No, please! Gus!

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You fuck.

44
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You can keep one, okay?
I'm not a monster.

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Pick one.

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- Second to last.
- Good.

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Open up.

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Okay, degenerates,
settle down, settle down.

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Right.

50
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As we know, the prelim exams
start this week.

51
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Are we aware
of how important they are?

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Prelims are your safety net.

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For whatever reason,
you miss your finals.

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You get hit by a bus,

55
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you come down
with the bubonic plague...

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These exams are your "get out of jail
with an appeal" card.

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Have I emphasized
their importance enough?

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- Yes.
- Yes.

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Positively spellbinding.

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Right. Moving on.
I should probably make you aware

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that a new student will be
joining the class from tomorrow.

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One Ruben Pallister.

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What?

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Something the matter, Kennedy?

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No, no, it's just...

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Did you just say

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Ruben Pallister?

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That's right.

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A new pupil you can show off
your sparkling personality to.

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Ruben will be transferring
from Polmont Young Offenders Institute,

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and will be re-sitting two years,

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which means he'll be a little more feral
than the rest of you.

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Any questions?

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Nobody. Good. Open your jotters.

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We'll pick up where we left off yesterday.

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Page 16.

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Kennedy?

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Did you listen to
what I just said?

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What? Yeah. 'Course.

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What did I just say then?

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Ruben's back.

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Mum, it's Niall.

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<i>Honey, I'm working. What is it?</i>

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It's Ruben. He's out.
He's coming to school.

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<i>Look, love,
now is not the time, all right?</i>

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He's not staying with us, is he?

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<i>We can talk about this when I pick you up.</i>

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But, Mum--

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You should have said about Ruben.

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Oh, piss yourself!
You're a 15-year-old boy.

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I've given you life
I don't need to give you respect.

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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I should've told you.

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And keeping with the theme of surprises,
he's moved into your room.

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What? No way!

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What did you think
that second bed was for?

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We were almost begging you to ask.

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- I thought it was for guests.
- He is a guest.

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No, he's not. He's a psycho.
He bit someone's nose off.

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I've seen the guy, too. It's horrible.

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His wife left him and everything.

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Look, you're not to talk about this, okay?

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Nobody in this town knows about that.

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The last thing that boy needs
is folk whispering.

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- Don't bite people's noses off then.
- No. You're not to speak this way

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- in front of Maura, all right?
- You always put her first.

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She was only supposed
to be living with us

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for six months.
And now her kid is moving in?

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Come on, Mum. He's a psycho!

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Her son getting out is a big deal.

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He's been away for two years.
For Christ's sake.

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This is happening, Niall,
so get used to it.

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Remember me, Bambi?

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Last time I saw you,
you were about yea high.

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Grown at least two feet since then.

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Maybe more.

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You've got the exact
same sized head though.

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It's creeping me out a bit.

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You helping, or what?
We can't have this shit up.

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Not if we're bringing birds home.

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Here.

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Get to it then, Bambi.
Grab a bag, get stuffing.

122
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Here. Take that poster down
and put this up.

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Put it up then, you dick!

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What the fuck you staring at?

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What? Nothing.

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Looks like Pallister's a no-show.

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Off to a great start.

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All right, everyone, open your jotters.

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We'll pick up from yesterday.

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Right, what's going on here?

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Kennedy.

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Open your jotter.

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No.

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Open, boy.

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00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,960
Who did this?

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Own up. Come on.

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Me, sir.

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You? You called your own mum a dyke?

139
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No, I... I... I called
someone else's mum a dyke.

140
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Really? I know firsthand from your essays,

141
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your grasp of irony isn't that strong.

142
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So, come on. Who did this?

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- My mum's not a lesbian.
- I beg your pardon?

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I said, my mum
is not a fucking lesbian!

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- Right, come with me.
- Get off me, you nonce!

146
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- What did you say?
- Like to touch young boys, do you?

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You fucking old poof!

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I'm just wondering
if there's something else

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- we should be worrying about.
- What are you insinuating?

150
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All I'm saying is
I've seen a change in Niall recently.

151
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,359
And what change is that then?

152
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,559
Well, he's gone from being
a committed, gifted student

153
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to one that acts out in most lessons.

154
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Say it. Go on! I know you want to.

155
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,439
Well, we have to call into question

156
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,799
Niall's rather unusual
state of affairs at home.

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00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,320
You don't know anything
about my damn home!

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You fucking little

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00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,920
fucking bastard, you!

160
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,919
Oi, Rube! I know you're up there!

161
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,399
What the f...?

162
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:45,199
I've been sitting about,
like a mug, all day, waiting.

163
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- Is that your dad?
- Shut the fuck up.

164
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,720
I don't wait no cunts, you hear me?

165
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Goddammit! I'm not a mug!

166
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I'm nobody's fucking mug.
You get down here,

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and explain why
you're staying with that dyke

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00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,999
and not me!

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00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,080
Ruben, son,
we can start again, eh?

170
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,280
Why don't you give
your old man a big hug, eh?

171
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,079
Don't think I can't see you, boy!

172
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,439
I can see you behind the fucking curtain!

173
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,079
Wee man! Come on!

174
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,399
I'll get... I'll get Mum.

175
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,159
I'll have it out with that bitch
right now if I have to!

176
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,360
Don't you fucking dare!

177
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,160
Not a word, okay? Not a fucking word.

178
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,879
I... I can't breathe, Ruben...

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- I don't care. Shut your mouth.
- Fuck!

180
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,279
You don't tell anyone about this.

181
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,480
Do you understand? This never happened.

182
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,400
So, boys,

183
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,160
I am not sure whether you heard
all that commotion last night?

184
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,360
No, we were asleep. Both of us.

185
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,719
Oh! Right.

186
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,800
Well, that's okay then. Ignore me.

187
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,360
Fuck are you staring at?

188
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,079
Just seeing if you're all right.

189
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,919
- Why wouldn't I be?
- It's just last night...

190
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,200
- Fuck last night.
- No, yeah. Absolutely.

191
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,000
Fuck last night.

192
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,079
So you nervous, or...?

193
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,439
Why the fuck would I be nervous?

194
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,519
- Well, first day of school.
- This is Dilkennie.

195
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,679
It's where the fairies go.

196
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,920
Oi! Soft cock!

197
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,800
That your boyfriend?

198
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,080
Ignore them.

199
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,679
These guys bothering you, Bambi?

200
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,519
Nah, it's just banter.

201
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,080
Take after your mum
do you, you little faggot?

202
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,800
Great banter.

203
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,120
These guys bothering you, Bambi?

204
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,000
I'll ask you again.

205
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,400
Are these guys bothering you?

206
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,279
- Is that a knife? What?
- Go to school.

207
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,479
Go to school. You're not a witness
if you don't see what happens.

208
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,600
- But I--
- Just fucking go!

209
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,519
At the heart of this relentless conflict,

210
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,040
lies a love story.

211
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,559
Mr. Pallister.

212
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,279
Nice of you to fit us
into your busy schedule.

213
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,159
Boys and girls, this is Ruben.

214
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,240
Ruben will be joining us from now on.

215
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,639
Where's your school uniform?

216
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,840
On your mother's floor.

217
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,960
That's enough, everyone.

218
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,640
Desk at the back.

219
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,599
And for the record, my mum's dead.

220
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,160
So, extra points for nihilism.

221
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,959
Right.
As I was saying, two households,

222
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,200
like families, both in a bitter feud...

223
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,920
You been working out, Niall?

224
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,799
Certainly has.

225
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,839
Now there's only an inch of space
when I cup my hand around his bicep.

226
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,199
Used to be at least two, three maybe.

227
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,479
Right, I'm going to my room.

228
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,000
No, don't!

229
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,000
Sit down, you little killjoy.

230
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,399
We need you to persuade Ruben
to go to the exam tomorrow.

231
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,760
- What? No way.
- Niall, please.

232
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,359
- Do this for us.
- What you doing?

233
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,279
- I'm being cute.
- Stop that. I'm not a kid.

234
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,759
- That's exactly what you are.
- What you doing?

235
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,439
- Get off me. Get off me.
- Oh, come on.

236
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,879
- Stop! Get off! Get off!
- Do this for me.

237
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,159
Niall, I need you to do this.

238
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,759
- Come on. Please. Come on.
- Get off me.

239
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,839
Come on. Come on.

240
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,279
- Just this one thing.
- Get off, please!

241
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,720
I said get off me!

242
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,160
I'll take it from here.

243
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,240
Okay. That...

244
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,120
was a fairly sizable misfire
on our part.

245
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,719
She's making all the effort in the world.

246
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,880
I don't care.

247
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,039
We're not friends. We never will be.

248
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,039
Come on, you fancied the pants off of her
when you were a wee 'un.

249
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,039
Remember the love letters
we'd send to her house

250
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,560
on Valentine's Day?

251
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,840
Fine. Playtime's over.

252
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,599
Look, will you speak to him at least?

253
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,919
No!

254
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,319
- No, he's terrifying.
- Come on, Niall.

255
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,359
You wouldn't believe
how hard Maura had to work

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00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,680
to get Ruben into Dilkennie.

257
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,480
She changed her postcodes
and everything.

258
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,559
He's on probation too,

259
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,719
so he needs to show up
and pass this prelim,

260
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,960
or the school will kick him out.

261
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,399
What did you see?

262
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,279
- What... What do you mean?
- Am I speaking foreign?

263
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,559
Dance. I saw you dance.

264
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,919
You tell anyone about this,
I will put you to sleep.

265
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,280
- Do you understand?
- I won't.

266
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,400
- I mean-- I mean, I thought it was great.
- Thought what was great?

267
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,600
Nothing.

268
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,400
What do you want?

269
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,839
Just a quick something
that's come to me, just now,

270
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,960
in the moment.

271
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,679
I was thinking about the exam tomorrow.

272
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,120
- Fuck off.
- Right you are.

273
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,040
Your dad.

274
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,560
What about him?

275
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,840
How old were you again?

276
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,400
I was eight

277
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320
when he died.

278
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,720
What did he do again?

279
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,480
He was a writer.

280
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,520
Oh, yeah?

281
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,640
I don't remember that.

282
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,720
Well, he worked in a pub mainly, but...

283
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,960
he wanted to be a writer.

284
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,520
And what did he write about?

285
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,600
Working in a pub.

286
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,000
He was really good, though.
I've read all his stuff.

287
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,039
He was so close
to getting published in the end.

288
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,080
What stopped him?

289
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,160
Well...

290
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,040
death.

291
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,240
It's why I wanna give it
a shot myself, you know.

292
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,520
- You write too?
- I... I keep a diary.

293
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,999
- That doesn't count.
- Try saying that to Anne Frank.

294
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,040
Who?

295
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,720
No, she was just...

296
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,040
It doesn't matter.

297
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,680
What happened to Gus?

298
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,120
He'll survive.

299
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,920
I just thought, with the knife,
you'd done something,

300
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,440
you know,

301
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,480
really bad.

302
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,960
Almost did.

303
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,520
Had him up against the wall with it,
guppying like mad.

304
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,400
Whispered, "It'll be over soon."

305
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,000
So he thought for a second
I was gonna stick it in him proper.

306
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,800
"It'll be over soon."

307
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,880
Yeah, I love saying that.

308
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,599
You really get a sense
of what a cunt looks like

309
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,120
when they think they're gonna die.

310
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,880
Sort of infant-like.

311
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,680
He's all innocent and shit. It's weird.

312
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,720
"It'll be over soon."

313
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,240
Night, Bambers.

314
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,560
Night.

315
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,919
- Where's your bulldog now, eh?
- Back off!

316
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,759
Not until you tell us where Gus is.

317
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,719
- I don't know.
- We know you live with that inbred prick.

318
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,320
- He's bound to have said something.
- We don't talk.

319
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,360
Oi!

320
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,840
Leave him alone.

321
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,320
Let's smoke this son of a bitch!

322
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,999
My man! Come on!

323
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,639
Pallister, nice of you to join.

324
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,999
Please refrain from shouting out.

325
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,759
It's only prelims. Where am I sitting?

326
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,000
There's an empty chair there,
two rows along.

327
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,840
Please move quietly.

328
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,199
All right, guys.
We have ten minutes left.

329
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,759
Ten minutes? Get fucked.

330
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,279
Language, Pallister.

331
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,599
I started later than everyone.

332
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,759
Well, I'm afraid the onus is on you there.

333
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,680
Piss off, Jenkins.
I shagged your mum in her onus!

334
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,000
Pallister! Get back here!

335
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,319
Pallister.

336
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,559
Don't you walk away from me, son.

337
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,080
Oi! I'm speaking to you.

338
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,320
All right, guys, not long now.

339
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,720
- The school phoned.
- Oh, Jesus. What now?

340
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,960
Ruben passed.

341
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,520
He passed the prelim.

342
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,920
He can stay in school now.

343
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,520
Really?

344
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,040
Yeah.

345
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,080
You helped him, didn't you?

346
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,159
Oh, no, I...

347
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,560
Last night, I heard you talking.

348
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,240
Thank you.

349
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,520
I mean that.

350
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,479
I know we haven't always seen eye to eye.

351
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,360
Mainly 'cause you're a little brat
who blames me for everything.

352
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,120
I do think you could be
a positive influence on my boy.

353
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,760
Thanks...

354
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,960
I think.

355
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,840
Nah, that feels weird.

356
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,320
Let's never do that again.

357
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,520
Gotta keep it down. Bambi's sleeping.

358
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,119
Isn't it a bit weird doing this
with wee Niall in the room?

359
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,439
Nah, I don't care.

360
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,919
I passed the prelims today, and I did it

361
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,919
in a speck of the time
every other fucker did.

362
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,959
Stop it, Ruben.

363
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,760
If I swoon anymore,
I'm gonna put my back out.

364
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,959
Keep it down.

365
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,719
I thought you said you didn't
care about him hearing.

366
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,360
I don't. I just don't want
my mum rubbing one over you.

367
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,439
Here, take these off.

368
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,079
I wanna feel your skin on my skin.

369
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,200
Oh, baby.

370
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,160
Get here, you.

371
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,640
- Caught you, Niall Kennedy.
- What? No, I was sleeping.

372
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,639
- Fuck off. We saw you.
- I wasn't. I was sleeping.

373
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,039
Liar. At least admit it,
you little scrote.

374
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,280
- You were perving!
- Pervy little Niall Kennedy, eh?

375
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,840
So, tell me.

376
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,200
Did you see anything
that you liked?

377
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,840
Quite something, huh?

378
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,960
Is this the first time
you've seen a naked woman?

379
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,840
In the flesh?

380
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,440
And what do you think?

381
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,360
She...

382
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,079
She looks...

383
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,720
What would you do to her, Niall?

384
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,600
If you could have your way?

385
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,640
Go on.

386
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,719
I... I would... I would...

387
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:04,679
I'd... I'd ask her
for her permission, obviously.

388
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,879
Fucking loser, aren't you, Bambi?

389
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,160
- Touch my breasts, Niall.
- What?

390
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,400
Here, let's see
how he's getting on, shall we?

391
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,919
What? No, no, no, no! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!

392
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,199
- No, no, no, no, no!
- It's fine, Bambi.

393
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,880
Just relax, okay? Let her do her thing.

394
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,080
Wow, nothing.

395
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,719
What's going on?
You got something against Mona?

396
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,399
- Is it my boobs?
- What?

397
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,199
No, it's just
this isn't how I pictured it.

398
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,560
How did you picture it, then?
More than one woman?

399
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,720
That's it, isn't it?

400
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,319
Niall here loves group sex!

401
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,479
- No! No, I don't.
- Yeah?

402
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,840
Well, little Niall Kennedy loves
a bit of group sex!

403
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,720
Well, I could assume
different characters if you like?

404
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,039
I could be Candy.

405
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,400
The blonde bombshell
who lives next door.

406
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,599
Or I could be

407
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,560
Svetlana, Russian warrior of the North.

408
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,800
She's incredible, isn't she, Niall?
Definitely a keeper!

409
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,680
Svetlana is kept by no one.

410
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,440
How's he getting on now, then?

411
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,919
- Come on, son!
- I...

412
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,519
I got full marks on my standard grades

413
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,280
back in the day, Niall.
I know you love a nerd.

414
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,520
Here.

415
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,760
Just focus on how things feel.
Give me your finger.

416
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,320
- Oh, hello!
- Here we go! My man!

417
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,080
You ready?

418
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,519
That's it, that's it. Easy, boy. Easy.

419
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,080
Steady, steady.

420
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,320
Trot, don't gallop.

421
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,400
Oh, wow! He's a grower, young Niall.

422
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,559
Sorry.

423
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,559
- Back you go, mister.
- No, no, no, wait.

424
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,520
Stop fighting. Let her do her thing.

425
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,800
- Here, I'll hold it upright.
- What?

426
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,080
Now, hold it, son. Hold it.

427
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,000
Follow my rhythm.

428
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,880
Wow. He's really going for it now.

429
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,400
Fuck's sake! Did you just cum in me?

430
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,839
- You fucking did, you mink!
- Oh, no! Profiterole!

431
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,719
Niall, son, you need to pull out!

432
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,479
Fuck's sake! I better not be pregnant.

433
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,239
I... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
It just-- It... It came out of nowhere.

434
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,799
Relax, son. It's fine.

435
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,960
But, I mean, like, wh... what happens now?

436
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,200
Will I get the virus?

437
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,600
What?

438
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,080
Do you mean AIDS?

439
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,800
Lie back, you daft cunt.

440
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,360
So, is that it then?

441
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,880
That's it, Bambi.

442
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,160
I was just thinking.

443
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,160
Do you have any hash?

444
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,880
Wake and bake, Niall Kennedy.

445
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,560
Dark horse, my man!

446
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:19,920
Niall Kennedy, eh?

447
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,200
Sex god. Drug fiend.

448
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,560
"Will I get the virus?"

449
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,200
I feel like an idiot.

450
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,520
Nah, you're good.

451
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,120
I know what you did.

452
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,999
As in?

453
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,200
The exam.

454
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,520
I've never seen her
look at me like that before.

455
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,400
I've seen her cry, loads.

456
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,680
You know, but...

457
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,760
I like this.

458
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,960
It works.

459
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,640
What did you make of Mona then?

460
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,799
Yeah, I liked her.

461
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,200
Yeah, you fucking did.

462
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,120
You can thank me when you're ready.

463
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,440
Well, someone had to lose
your virginity for you, didn't they?

464
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,919
Come on.

465
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,360
You didn't think
that was chance, did you?

466
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,639
There's no way
a lassie would take time out

467
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,759
from sleeping with me
to sleep with you.

468
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,360
I set it up. My way of saying thanks.

469
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,920
So, come on. Tell me you loved it.

470
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,360
I loved it.

471
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,760
Yeah, you did.

472
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,519
I should run a brothel or something.

473
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,520
I'm like the pied piper of pussy.

474
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,120
"The pied piper of pussy."

475
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:43,720
I'm... I'm imagining
these massive vaginas

476
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,360
with legs following you around.

477
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,360
You're a minger, Bambi.

478
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,040
Can I ask you something?

479
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,960
Sure.

480
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,880
Are our mums, you know...?

481
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,720
Fucking?

482
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,320
Yeah, afraid so.

483
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,320
Does it bother you or something?

484
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,840
No. No, not really.

485
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,640
As long as they're happy, I guess.

486
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,920
Although they don't seem all that happy.

487
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,320
There's a lot you don't know about.

488
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,640
Here.

489
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Got you something.

490
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,680
I'm gonna train you.

491
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,880
Just in case something happens to me,
I need to know you'll look after yourself.

492
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,120
Why do you care?

493
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,760
We're family now.

494
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,280
That's the most important thing.

495
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,160
My brother from another lover.

496
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,640
Come on, boys! School!

497
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,400
Bring those bin bags down
while you're at it.

498
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,079
This is gonna be some morning.

499
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,960
We'll be floating to school
after all that.

500
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,080
Hey.

501
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,720
You've got nothing
to worry about with our mums.

502
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,319
Ten years' time,
you'll be at a party somewhere

503
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,400
and realize
it makes you more interesting.

504
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,680
Later, Bambers.

505
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,160
Won't work, Bambi.
Here, have a sip.

506
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,960
Come on.

507
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:09,520
Here.

508
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,720
Here.

509
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,719
Have at that.

510
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,359
Have a bit of that.

511
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,160
Hey, easy. Sip, don't chug.

512
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,160
Come on. That's it.

513
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,320
Jesus, you're dripping.

514
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,200
Let's sort this out.

515
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,640
Look at the state of you.

516
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,520
All right? Hey, it's gonna be okay.

517
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,320
You're gonna be fine.

518
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,560
Hey, hey, it's gonna be all right.

519
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,999
Don't-- Hey, come on.

520
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,439
- Niall! N--
- Ruben, please. Please!

521
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,399
Hey, hey, settle, settle.

522
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,519
- Settle. All right, settle?
- Don't do this to me.

523
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,799
- Don't do this.
- No, no, no, no, no.

524
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,480
Settle, settle. Just breathe. Hey.

525
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,359
Hey, it's fine. All right? It's fine.

526
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,560
Just settle a bit. Settle.

527
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,080
Here. Follow my breath.

528
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,199
- That's not following my breath.
- I can't.

529
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,319
- Follow it.
- I can't.

530
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,319
Try. Yes, you can. You fucking can.

531
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,280
Come on. Come on. Follow it.

532
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,440
That's it. Hey! See?

533
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,720
Deep breath. Yeah.

534
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,200
That's it, go with it, go with it.

535
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,480
In and out. That's it. That's a boy.

536
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,040
Just breathe.

537
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,560
Okay, I'm here for you.

538
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,640
Just keep breathing.

539
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,120
That's it. That's a boy.

540
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,960
Don't worry.

541
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,720
It'll be over soon.