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Evening, ladies.

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How about
another top-up?

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You, big guy?

4
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What's the score?

5
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Hey. Hey!

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This isn't a robbery!

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I am from the future!

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And all of this...

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goes horribly wrong,
horribly wrong.

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Are you engaged?

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- Am I not engaging enough?
- What the fuck?

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I traveled here today
to tell you that things

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do not go well
for you in the future.

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In fact, I'd say
you are embarking upon

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the darkest possible timeline.

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- This is all a giant mistake.
- Hey!

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Would someone call the cops?

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Social media has robbed you
of your dignity,

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and turned you
all into children.

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Your fascist selfie culture

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has eroded your capacity
for critical thinking.

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Stop it! No one leaves!

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Listen to my words.
This is important.

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I mean-- Oh, okay.

25
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Here we go.

26
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Fine, fine. I got a bomb.

27
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Whoa! Whoa!

28
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Yeah. These are all bombs.

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I'm covered in bombs.
Come any closer...

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try to escape,
and I'll blow us all up.

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Are we adequately scared now?

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Good. Great. Sit down.
Get comfortable.

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Hey, sir.

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That-- That means you, now.
Sit down.

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Sit down. Come on.

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Oh yeah, we got a hero.

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Sit down! Sit down!

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Sit the fuck down!

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Like I said,
I'm from the future.

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A future which is totally,
completely fucked.

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And guess what?
It's all your fault.

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Not specifically
you 40 or so people,

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but everyone from your time.

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You're all equally complicit.

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And I'm here to set it right.

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It all started
with morning phone time.

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At first, people would wake up,
check their emails in bed,

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look at Facebook, scroll
Twitter, X, Y, Z, whatever.

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Just a few minutes.
No big deal.

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But morning phone time

51
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just got longer, and longer.

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Eventually, people stopped
getting out of bed entirely.

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Society fell apart.

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People had to be hooked up
to feeding tubes and catheters.

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The medical supply
industry boomed.

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But everything else was fucked.

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No one even noticed that
the fucking world had ended.

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Are any of you even
listening to me?

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Let me ask you something.

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Where did all
the bookstores go? Huh? Yeah.

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What did you do when the record
stores started disappearing?

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Nothing. You did nothing.

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Pop quiz.

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Anybody know a phone number?

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I bet not one of you
knows a single

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phone number by heart anymore.

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Progress is only progress
if it makes things better.

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Otherwise, it's a mistake.

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Humanity has made
wrong turns before.

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Hitler, the Segway.

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Someone just has to be there
to turn us around,

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put us back on course,

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to say, "No, children,
this is not right,

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this is not the way."

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That's why I'm here.

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I'm looking for
recruits, soldiers,

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people who have nothing to lose
and everything to fight for.

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There is an artificial
intelligence coming

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in the not-so-distant future

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that shuts this whole
human civilization thing down.

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But it can be stopped.

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Humanity can be saved.

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And this is where
the revolution begins.

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This isn't a joke.

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This is where it starts, yeah.

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At a fucking Norms
in Los Angeles.

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Somewhere in this diner
is the correct combination

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of people who are gonna join me
in this revolution,

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and save humanity.

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I am going to find
that right group,

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and we are gonna succeed.

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This is my 117th time
in this diner.

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Doing this exact speech.

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Can you imagine that?

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117 times I've tried to get
through to all of you.

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Kind of like your favorite
movie, Jim, <i>Groundhog's Day.</i>

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That's your favorite movie,
isn't it, Jim? Yeah?

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Yeah, uh-- uh--

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- Uh, yeah, I--
- Uh, yeah, yeah?

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- How-- what-- um...
- Yeah.

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How did you...

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I have experienced this night
over and over again,

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each time with
a different combination

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of people in this diner.

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And every time we have failed,

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I have held some of you
in my arms,

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and watched the very life
flicker from your eyes.

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Some of you I even
considered family.

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I've done this so many times.

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I know some of you better
than you know yourselves.

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Ha!

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Hey, Nancy Delaney
and Charles Roberts,

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you're on your first date.

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Charles thought Norms
was the right call.

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Nancy's been planning
her exit for 20 minutes.

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Neither one of you have ever
joined my revolution

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and made it out
of this diner alive.

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Excuse me.

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You!

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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

121
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No, no, no.

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You are the least useful
person I've ever met.

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29 times you've raised your
hand to join my revolution.

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29 times.

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You've been a fucking
albatross around my neck.

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You've got a bad knee, Gerald.
Figure it out.

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You die 16 minutes
into the journey every time.

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You're also
mind-numbingly dull.

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Raise your hand tonight.
I fucking dare you.

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There she is, my queen. Yes.

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Don't be coy.

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You are my greatest soldier.
My warrior in this revolution.

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We push it all the way
to the limit.

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You show me things about myself
I never wanted to see,

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but things I needed to know.

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The sexual tension between us
is like a summer storm.

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But we never act on it. Never.

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We channel it
into our bloodlust.

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But in the end, you betray me
every goddamn time.

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You break my heart,
but here I am,

141
00:08:01,884 --> 00:08:03,517
looking in those
big brown eyes of yours,

142
00:08:03,653 --> 00:08:05,150
and I'm thinking, fuck it.

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00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,486
Let's roll those dice
one more time, baby.

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00:08:06,622 --> 00:08:07,756
Let's burn it all down.

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If you come with me, there is
a chance you will die tonight.

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And if you don't, well,
that's game over

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for each and every person
in this room.

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I promise you that.

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But tonight we got a shot.
We can save the world,

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00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:23,540
start over, do something,
something real.

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Dolores, do not call
the police again.

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Put that phone away.

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There is a correct
configuration

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of people in this diner

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that perfectly combats
the future, and saves humanity.

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I am not fucking wrong
about this.

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I will try every
single combination

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until I get it right.

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So I need to know right now,
who's joining me?

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Who's ready to save the future?

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Greg.

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00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,935
Greg, come on,
you're Spartacus. Let's go.

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Let's go, big boy,
up and at 'em.

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There they are.
Hey, Phi Beta Kappa.

165
00:09:02,045 --> 00:09:03,713
What do you say?
Come on, fellas, beer's on me.

166
00:09:03,848 --> 00:09:06,413
Let's make
some bad decisions.

167
00:09:06,548 --> 00:09:09,248
Toga! Toga! Toga!

168
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:12,755
Hey, you remember...

169
00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,584
Huh, okay.

170
00:09:19,227 --> 00:09:20,895
Baby, it looks like it's just
you and me.

171
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Wouldn't be the first time,
am I right?

172
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What do you say
we make it the last? Huh?

173
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Come on, kid.

174
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Hey.

175
00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:38,211
Really? Zero hands?
You're kidding me.

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That's the first fucking
time, that's--

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that's ever happened.

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- Fuck me.
- Hey, why don't you just go,

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before you get
yourself hurt, huh?

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00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,490
- You're not well.
- Fuck you, Pete.

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00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,356
I'm not crazy.

182
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,325
Why is everyone from
your timeline so fucking dumb?

183
00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:58,128
- You look homeless, bro.
- Who said that?

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Fuck you, too.
I'm not homeless.

185
00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:03,138
I come from a nightmare
apocalypse.

186
00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:06,633
This is the height of fucking
fashion, where I come from.

187
00:10:06,768 --> 00:10:08,705
You should see what
our homeless look like.

188
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,008
They look dead.

189
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,205
Oh, fantastic.

190
00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:13,812
Here come the police.

191
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,209
Thank you so much, Dolores.

192
00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:18,319
This is a total bust.

193
00:10:18,454 --> 00:10:19,888
Whatever.

194
00:10:20,023 --> 00:10:22,485
Whatever, I'm gettin'
out of here.

195
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,487
I had a bad feeling
about this run from the jump.

196
00:10:26,956 --> 00:10:29,294
What are you looking at?
I gotta carb up for the trip.

197
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,728
I'd like to see you survive
the calorie burn

198
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,230
of a temporal rift.

199
00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,027
I'll join you.

200
00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:39,736
Well, I'll be damned. Uh, yeah.

201
00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:41,335
Uh, uh...

202
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,912
Ma'am, please, st-- join us.

203
00:10:45,273 --> 00:10:46,343
Right over there.

204
00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:49,049
Anyone else?

205
00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:53,582
Well, maybe this night
wasn't a bust after all.

206
00:10:53,717 --> 00:10:55,286
Well, that's bad news
for the rest of you,

207
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,321
because now we're gonna
do it the hard way.

208
00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,691
Let's go. You, phony soprano,
let's go, shitbird.

209
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,227
Oh! Okay, okay.

210
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,699
- Jesus Christ!
- Stand there with her.

211
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,529
There are 47 people
in this diner,

212
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,364
which means there are millions
of possible combinations,

213
00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:09,195
but I will find
the right group eventually.

214
00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,471
Not you, not you.

215
00:11:10,607 --> 00:11:12,272
Definitely not you.

216
00:11:12,408 --> 00:11:14,677
You two, let's go.
Sonny and Cher, let's go.

217
00:11:14,813 --> 00:11:16,408
All right, all right,
all right.

218
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,243
Go stand with the others.
If anyone tries any shit,

219
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,576
I'm gonna detonate
this fucking thing. Now!

220
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,309
Take me!

221
00:11:21,444 --> 00:11:23,011
Just don't hurt these people.

222
00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:24,512
All right, big boy.

223
00:11:24,647 --> 00:11:25,953
You're coming, too.
Hurry it up.

224
00:11:28,127 --> 00:11:30,091
Shit, we're running out
of time. Uh, not you, not you.

225
00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:31,954
Definitely not you.
Put your fucking hand down.

226
00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,957
Gerald, please, come on.

227
00:11:34,092 --> 00:11:35,260
I'll go with you.

228
00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,692
No, absolutely not.

229
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:40,529
Why?

230
00:11:41,532 --> 00:11:42,771
I don't know.
You creep me out.

231
00:11:42,907 --> 00:11:44,407
You get a real
"off her meds" vibe,

232
00:11:44,543 --> 00:11:45,908
I don't need that shit.

233
00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:49,338
Uh, let's see. That's five.

234
00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:52,013
Yeah. Uh, I don't know.
One more.

235
00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:53,913
You, wind beneath my wings.
Let's go.

236
00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:55,752
You, why not? Let's go. Sure.

237
00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,579
Come on.
That's, uh, that's six.

238
00:11:57,715 --> 00:11:59,955
That could be enough.
It's hard to say.

239
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:20,109
You know what? Fuck it.
You're coming, too.

240
00:12:20,245 --> 00:12:22,373
I'm in a weird mood tonight.
Let's go, princess.

241
00:12:24,007 --> 00:12:25,675
I guess that means the rest
of you get the night off.

242
00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:27,516
Kindly stay in your seats
until we get out of here,

243
00:12:27,652 --> 00:12:30,216
and, uh, no hero bullshit.

244
00:12:32,981 --> 00:12:35,254
Now, this a weird
fucking group, isn't it?

245
00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:37,288
Definitely never tried
this combination before.

246
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,358
How exactly are we gonna get
out of here?

247
00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:42,794
Uh, usually, we don't.

248
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,067
A deranged man with a bomb
holding an entire
restaurant hostage

249
00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:47,330
makes for a tense standoff
with the boys in blue.

250
00:12:47,465 --> 00:12:48,804
Yeah, get taller,
taller, taller.

251
00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,638
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

252
00:12:50,774 --> 00:12:52,532
Hey! It's gonna be okay!

253
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:54,241
Or it's not. I don't know.

254
00:12:54,377 --> 00:12:56,943
If this isn't the right group,
I'll be honest,

255
00:12:57,078 --> 00:12:58,508
you're in for a rough night.

256
00:12:58,643 --> 00:13:00,181
But if this is the right group,
then that means

257
00:13:00,316 --> 00:13:01,908
each and every one of you
is bringing something

258
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:04,444
to the table that's gonna help
save this world.

259
00:13:04,579 --> 00:13:07,416
Rest assured, your entire lives

260
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:09,883
have been building
to this night.

261
00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:12,991
Either way, I say, fuck it.
Let's roll those dice.

262
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,388
The revolution begins tonight!

263
00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:18,026
<i>Good luck!</i>

264
00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:19,127
<i>Have fun!</i>

265
00:13:19,262 --> 00:13:20,629
<i>Don't die!</i>

266
00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,275
I'm nervous.

267
00:13:30,411 --> 00:13:31,777
I feel like I need
more saliva in my mouth.

268
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,412
You're fine.

269
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,212
- I'm too old for this.
- No, you're not.

270
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:36,917
You're very appropriately aged.

271
00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:38,879
Oh, they're not gonna like me.

272
00:13:39,014 --> 00:13:40,547
That's probably true,
but that's okay.

273
00:13:40,682 --> 00:13:42,089
You're not here to be liked.

274
00:13:42,225 --> 00:13:44,191
I don't think
this is a good idea.

275
00:13:44,326 --> 00:13:46,593
Mark, can we please
not do this again now?

276
00:13:46,728 --> 00:13:50,096
Well, I-- I just don't see
this being a good fit for me.

277
00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:51,760
So, quit.
Do whatever you want.

278
00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:53,667
- God knows you always do.
- What's his name?

279
00:13:53,802 --> 00:13:54,936
- The...
- Who?

280
00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:56,300
The guy that left
on the whatever.

281
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,697
- The sabbatical?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

282
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,339
Tim. They called him
Mr. Kempshaw.

283
00:13:59,474 --> 00:14:00,867
Yeah, yeah.
When's he coming back?

284
00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:02,474
I don't know.

285
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,813
Okay, I have to go.
I'll see you at lunch.

286
00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:04,743
You're gonna be fine.
I promise.

287
00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:07,016
Okay.

288
00:14:08,511 --> 00:14:10,151
I don't like people.

289
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:13,616
I know,
but they're barely people.

290
00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:27,229
I'm your substitute teacher.

291
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:28,962
Uh, you can call me Mark.

292
00:14:29,097 --> 00:14:31,134
I'm not sure
if that's against the rules.

293
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,441
Uh, but speaking of rules,

294
00:14:33,576 --> 00:14:36,639
are you allowed to have your
phones out in class like this?

295
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:44,382
This is <i>Anna Karenina</i>
by Count Leo Tolstoy.

296
00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:46,382
Can anyone tell me
who, uh, Tolstoy is?

297
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,457
A Boomer.

298
00:14:48,592 --> 00:14:50,126
Incorrect. Uh...

299
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:51,861
he's a Russian writer
from the 19th Century,

300
00:14:51,997 --> 00:14:53,660
and we will be
reading this book.

301
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:54,829
Is it YA?

302
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,363
- No, no.
- Is it A?

303
00:14:58,829 --> 00:15:00,760
Uh, I-- I don't think
that's a thing.

304
00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:03,139
Did-- Did they make
a movie of it?

305
00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:05,498
Um, I don't know.
That's irrelevant. Uh...

306
00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,109
Oh, I found it.

307
00:15:07,245 --> 00:15:09,679
It's, like, a million
years old, though.

308
00:15:09,815 --> 00:15:11,672
It has Keira Knightley in it.

309
00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:13,512
Can you put away
your phones, please?

310
00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:16,249
I'm listening to the audiobook.
It fucking sucks.

311
00:15:16,384 --> 00:15:18,349
Oh, no, the audiobook
doesn't count.

312
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,883
I-- You have to read
the actual book.

313
00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:22,315
Yes?

314
00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:23,950
I need a Pepsi.

315
00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:26,856
- A what?
- I need a Pepsi.

316
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,962
I haven't had a Pepsi yet
today, and I need a Pepsi.

317
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,693
Can I go get a Pepsi?

318
00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:33,634
Why do you keep saying
Pepsi so much?

319
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,775
- What'd they give you?
- 11th grade English.

320
00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:41,272
- On your first day?
- Yeah.

321
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,313
That's brutal.

322
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,906
Yeah.

323
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,849
I caught a student passing
a note this morning.

324
00:15:47,985 --> 00:15:50,043
- You know what it said?
- What?

325
00:15:50,178 --> 00:15:52,919
"Have you tried Southern Heat
Barbecue Doritos?

326
00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:54,087
They're delicious."

327
00:15:54,222 --> 00:15:56,554
That's an advertisement, right?

328
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,695
They're literally advertising
to each other.

329
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,226
They passed a handwritten note?

330
00:16:00,361 --> 00:16:03,498
No, it was an app.

331
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,792
- I think it was Note Passer.
- Oh yeah, they love that one.

332
00:16:05,928 --> 00:16:07,828
Did you guys hear about Craig?

333
00:16:07,963 --> 00:16:10,631
He's on sabbatical.
Stress-related.

334
00:16:10,766 --> 00:16:12,499
- Really? Oh.
- Lucky bastard.

335
00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:13,933
What exactly are the rules

336
00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:16,176
about students
using phones in class?

337
00:16:16,312 --> 00:16:18,074
Oh, that's a ridiculous
question.

338
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,379
Rules?

339
00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:21,910
Are there rules in war, Mark?

340
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:23,686
No, it just seems like
they shouldn't be allowed

341
00:16:23,822 --> 00:16:24,920
to have their phones out.

342
00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,816
I don't like it either, man.

343
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,891
I've been working on something
in my off hours.

344
00:16:29,026 --> 00:16:31,094
Hmm.

345
00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:34,690
- What is that?
- Jesus Christ.

346
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,863
Please don't encourage
him, Mark.

347
00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:38,398
I call it a jammer.

348
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,761
It locks up their phones.
Bricks 'em.

349
00:16:40,897 --> 00:16:43,338
Really freaks the little
fuckers out.

350
00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:46,273
Yeah? It looks like a toy
from, uh, <i>Mars Attacks.</i>

351
00:16:46,409 --> 00:16:48,406
- Yeah, he loves that movie.
- Classic.

352
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,773
Can you just put
that away, Dale? Please.

353
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,775
Yeah, you're going
to get us in trouble.

354
00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:55,816
What is that?

355
00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:57,249
Damn it, not again.

356
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,419
- School shooting.
- Really?

357
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,580
Come on, Mark.

358
00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:13,301
You're a sad old lady.

359
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,373
I'm not that old.

360
00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,876
You're, like,
a hundred years old.

361
00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:23,040
You're like a witch.

362
00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:27,744
I'm only 35.

363
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:30,186
That's, like, older
than most trees.

364
00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:32,617
You're, like, my mom's age.

365
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:36,225
You're like a dead person.

366
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,421
- Hey, l-- leave her alone, huh?
- Mark, Mark.

367
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:40,130
- What?
- Stop.

368
00:17:41,397 --> 00:17:43,261
What did you say,
Grandpa Dinosaur?

369
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,594
Honey, he didn't mean it.

370
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,035
- No, I--
- He didn't mean it.

371
00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:47,665
I-- I said just,
you know, just...

372
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,500
like, ease up,
ease up on her, that's all.

373
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,573
All clear.
Everyone to class.

374
00:17:58,141 --> 00:18:00,816
- Where's Dale?
- He went on sabbatical.

375
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,682
Lucky son of a bitch.

376
00:18:02,818 --> 00:18:05,311
Why is everyone on sabbatical?
Like, what does that even mean?

377
00:18:05,446 --> 00:18:07,921
Mark, uh, some people
just need to go on sabbatical.

378
00:18:08,056 --> 00:18:09,622
It's a hard job.

379
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,355
Well, how do you even know
if Dale's on sabbatical?

380
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,622
The vice principal told me.

381
00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:14,993
Well, where's the principal?

382
00:18:15,129 --> 00:18:17,228
On sabbatical.

383
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,761
I'm almost positive
high school teachers
don't go on sabbatical.

384
00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:21,703
These are troubling times,
Mark.

385
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:49,721
Uh, uh, I'm-- I'm sorry. I...

386
00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:31,125
Oh, God. No.

387
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:41,308
I did something bad.

388
00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:42,943
I-- I think I'm in trouble.

389
00:20:43,078 --> 00:20:44,444
What did you do?

390
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:45,946
I-- I touched
one of their phones.

391
00:20:46,082 --> 00:20:47,349
You did what?

392
00:20:47,484 --> 00:20:48,675
Yeah, the-- the images
were hypnotic.

393
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:50,217
They were drawing me in.

394
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,147
Just random flashing images.

395
00:20:52,283 --> 00:20:55,117
And on each one of their
phones, the exact same images.

396
00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,788
I think there's something
sinister going on.

397
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,024
I-- I think the teachers
are disappearing.

398
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,995
And I think the students
have something to do with it.

399
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,395
Also, high school teachers
don't-- don't go on sabbatical.

400
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,128
I-- I checked it out!

401
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:08,069
Mark, do you know how paranoid
you sound right now?

402
00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:09,570
- What?
- I'm sorry,

403
00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:11,797
but can you just do
the right thing for me?

404
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,603
For us, just once, Mark.

405
00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:15,036
I swear, if I lose this job

406
00:21:15,171 --> 00:21:16,443
because you touched
a kid's phone--

407
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,207
Janet, Janet,
Janet, Janet, Janet.

408
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,042
I know things aren't great
between us right now.

409
00:21:20,177 --> 00:21:22,151
And I know I fucked up
my last six jobs.

410
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:23,483
But I'm not being paranoid.

411
00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:25,146
I cannot believe
this is happening.

412
00:21:25,282 --> 00:21:28,453
Honey, I need us to be
a team right now, please.

413
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,221
Please.

414
00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:41,068
What?

415
00:21:41,204 --> 00:21:42,729
What are they doing?

416
00:21:46,444 --> 00:21:48,576
Okay, everyone
get to the side!

417
00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:50,278
Aah!

418
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,443
Oh! Why did you
touch the phone?

419
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,773
I don't know.

420
00:21:53,908 --> 00:21:56,215
- Oh no!
- Ah!

421
00:21:56,351 --> 00:21:57,743
This way, this way!

422
00:21:57,879 --> 00:21:59,419
Oh my God, oh!

423
00:21:59,554 --> 00:22:01,087
Oh my God, let's go this way!

424
00:22:03,819 --> 00:22:05,291
Oh! What do we do?

425
00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:07,191
What do we do now?

426
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,797
I don't know, find something
to protect yourself with!

427
00:22:08,932 --> 00:22:10,232
Okay!

428
00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:12,230
Oh!

429
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:15,563
Oh!

430
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,870
This must be Joe's classroom.
Do these things even work?

431
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,107
- I don't know!
- Here, take one.

432
00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:23,270
Okay!

433
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,249
Oh, God! Stay back!

434
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,221
Oh!

435
00:22:50,175 --> 00:22:51,737
Oh!

436
00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:54,471
Slow down.
Let's just act normal.

437
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:55,768
How's this?

438
00:22:58,447 --> 00:23:00,109
- Go!
- Oh, no! Okay.

439
00:23:08,090 --> 00:23:09,492
Oh, my--

440
00:23:11,387 --> 00:23:13,488
- We gotta go now, right now!
- Okay! Okay!

441
00:23:16,193 --> 00:23:17,994
Run 'em over!

442
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,112
Just let us go, please.

443
00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:34,913
Not an option. There are three
exits at this Norm's diner.

444
00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:36,819
Front door, back door,
and side emergency.

445
00:23:36,955 --> 00:23:38,444
Maybe we can negotiate with
them! Maybe they'll believe

446
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,115
your story, you know,
about the revolution!

447
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,989
Yeah, maybe pigs
will fly out of my ass!

448
00:23:42,124 --> 00:23:44,653
Don't patronize me, Bob.
I know you don't believe me.

449
00:23:44,788 --> 00:23:46,929
But if you make it
out of here at some point
tonight, you will.

450
00:23:47,065 --> 00:23:49,960
If any of you
are thinking about making
a run for the cops...

451
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:53,530
Yeah. Right here.
Just one push. One push.

452
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:55,670
If you're from the future, why
didn't you stop the waitress

453
00:23:55,805 --> 00:23:58,134
- from calling the cops?
- Maybe I did, Scott.

454
00:23:59,302 --> 00:24:00,841
Maybe someone else
called the police.

455
00:24:00,976 --> 00:24:02,635
Someone not in this diner.
Someone who told them

456
00:24:02,771 --> 00:24:04,173
I'm strapped with a bomb
and have multiple accomplices.

457
00:24:04,308 --> 00:24:05,713
If you've
done this so many times,

458
00:24:05,848 --> 00:24:07,441
why don't you just
tell us which way to go?

459
00:24:07,577 --> 00:24:09,552
Because there's no
correct answer here, Janet.

460
00:24:11,686 --> 00:24:13,083
I'm telling you what I know.

461
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,822
There are three bad options.
The front...

462
00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,194
obviously, the worst.

463
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,390
We got it! We got it!

464
00:24:27,995 --> 00:24:29,529
The back...

465
00:24:29,664 --> 00:24:31,365
I'll be honest, it showed
some promise at first.

466
00:24:33,376 --> 00:24:36,173
Okay. Okay, come on. Come on,
let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

467
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,311
Come on. Stay low.
Stay low. Stay low. Be quiet.

468
00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:44,778
There!

469
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,187
Last is
the emergency side exit.

470
00:24:54,322 --> 00:24:56,626
Now that's a real shit show.

471
00:24:56,761 --> 00:24:57,928
Breach!

472
00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:01,261
Go, boys!

473
00:25:01,396 --> 00:25:03,533
Don't shoot!

474
00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:14,076
I'd really, really
rather not try that again.

475
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,984
Why are we listening
to this nutjob?

476
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,721
He's never been here before.
What are we talking about?

477
00:25:18,856 --> 00:25:21,383
Look, just tell us,
based on your experience,

478
00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:23,626
what is our best chance
of getting out of here alive?

479
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,956
I really don't like
to say it out loud.

480
00:25:27,091 --> 00:25:28,321
It's kind of a morale killer.

481
00:25:28,457 --> 00:25:29,929
Oh, come on!

482
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:32,897
All right, fine!
We split into two groups.

483
00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,763
One group goes out
the back door,

484
00:25:34,899 --> 00:25:36,231
and the other sacrifices

485
00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:37,905
their lives so the other
can make it, okay?

486
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,940
Yeah, it's a bummer.

487
00:25:40,075 --> 00:25:41,773
Yeah, I know.
It's a real fucking bummer.

488
00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:43,404
What is that even
counting down?

489
00:25:43,539 --> 00:25:45,343
Yeah, you haven't even
told us our-- our goal.

490
00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:47,673
- What, something about AI?
- Yeah, we don't really

491
00:25:47,808 --> 00:25:49,684
get into that till
we get out of the diner, okay?

492
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:51,478
Well, we're not
getting out the front.

493
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:57,957
Don't look at me.
I guess we follow the princess.

494
00:26:04,665 --> 00:26:06,735
How many are there?

495
00:26:07,605 --> 00:26:09,562
- A lot.
- Well, who's going?

496
00:26:09,697 --> 00:26:11,773
- Not me. Fuck that.
- Real brave, Scott.

497
00:26:11,909 --> 00:26:13,641
- I'll go.
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

498
00:26:13,777 --> 00:26:15,004
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Let me go.

499
00:26:15,139 --> 00:26:16,811
- Let her go.
- No, no, no.

500
00:26:16,946 --> 00:26:18,338
I applaud your gumption there,
princess,

501
00:26:18,474 --> 00:26:19,808
but I know that look
in your eyes.

502
00:26:19,944 --> 00:26:21,343
Where I come from...

503
00:26:22,411 --> 00:26:23,651
those eyes are
more common than brown.

504
00:26:23,787 --> 00:26:25,321
I'm trying to save
the world here,

505
00:26:25,456 --> 00:26:27,653
not facilitate a suicide, okay?

506
00:26:27,789 --> 00:26:29,416
Does anyone have any weapons?

507
00:26:29,552 --> 00:26:31,525
None that are useful
in this situation.

508
00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:33,553
What the fuck does that mean?

509
00:26:33,688 --> 00:26:36,364
- What, are you packing?
- No, I-- I--

510
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,330
Bob here's got a gun.

511
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:41,134
Yeah, he's planning to shoot me
with it and be the big hero.

512
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:43,170
- I wasn't. I'm so sorry--
- It's okay, Bob.

513
00:26:43,305 --> 00:26:45,336
We've been through this before.
In fact, I pick you a lot.

514
00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:48,678
You're kind of my lucky charm.
And guess what, Bob?

515
00:26:49,979 --> 00:26:51,710
You are gonna be
the big hero tonight.

516
00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:52,976
What are you talking about?

517
00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:55,048
I want you
to buy us our window.

518
00:26:55,183 --> 00:26:56,686
You've done it before.
You've survived before.

519
00:26:56,821 --> 00:26:59,211
Do it for those boys
back at your booth.

520
00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:00,756
It's Boy Scouts, right?

521
00:27:00,891 --> 00:27:03,087
Troop 47.
I'm the assistant scout leader.

522
00:27:03,223 --> 00:27:05,686
Not gonna be assistant
tomorrow. Do it for 47.

523
00:27:05,822 --> 00:27:09,122
This is why you're here, Bob.
It all begins with you.

524
00:27:09,257 --> 00:27:10,862
Those boys out there,

525
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,360
they're never gonna forget

526
00:27:12,495 --> 00:27:14,901
the day Bob saved
the fucking world.

527
00:27:15,037 --> 00:27:16,862
- I save the fucking world.
- Get out there!

528
00:27:16,998 --> 00:27:19,672
- Bob saves the fucking world.
- Semper Fi. You got this.

529
00:27:19,808 --> 00:27:23,003
Let's go. Semper Fi, Bob.

530
00:27:32,046 --> 00:27:34,183
Okay, let's go. Bob's dead.
Everyone follow me.

531
00:27:34,318 --> 00:27:35,781
- What do you mean?
- But you said--

532
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,519
- Come on. Quickly.
- What are you talking about?

533
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,025
Never tried that before.
I thought it was worth a shot.

534
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,819
- Oh, well.
- That's fucked up!

535
00:27:40,955 --> 00:27:41,692
I'm sorry, was someone else
coming up with a plan?

536
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,994
It's dark times.

537
00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:44,858
Ah! Goddamn it!

538
00:27:44,993 --> 00:27:46,360
- They breached the front.
- Let's try the other side.

539
00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:48,096
No point, no point.
Everyone relax.

540
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:49,629
Look, this group is a bust--

541
00:27:49,764 --> 00:27:51,535
I'm not dying
at a fucking Norm's!

542
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,806
Sometimes if you lie
down, they don't shoot so much.

543
00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:54,403
You better find
a way to get us--

544
00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,209
- Hey, hey! Clicky, clicky.
- Wait, wait, wait!

545
00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:57,503
- Wait. There's another way.
- Oh, look who decided

546
00:27:57,638 --> 00:27:59,277
- to get involved.
- In the office,

547
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,182
there's a hidden door,
and it leads to the cellar.

548
00:28:01,317 --> 00:28:03,085
In the cellar, there's
a crawl space, and it takes us

549
00:28:03,221 --> 00:28:05,377
- to an exit down the block.
- There's no cellar.

550
00:28:05,513 --> 00:28:07,287
I've been here 117 times.

551
00:28:07,423 --> 00:28:09,557
- I've never seen a cellar.
- Take us to the office! Go, go!

552
00:28:09,692 --> 00:28:11,023
Hey, where you going? Guy--

553
00:28:11,159 --> 00:28:13,455
Guy with the bomb.
Guy in charge here.

554
00:28:14,690 --> 00:28:17,624
Okay, okay,
show me this magic secret door

555
00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:20,132
that somehow I've missed
one hundred--

556
00:28:26,075 --> 00:28:29,241
Well, what the hell
did I just kill Bob for?

557
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:33,915
Maybe, uh, speak up a little
faster next time, Susan.

558
00:28:35,484 --> 00:28:37,618
All right, before we leave,
I need everyone's cell phones.

559
00:28:37,754 --> 00:28:39,284
- Come on.
- What? Why?

560
00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:40,956
Just do it, or I'm gonna
murder-suicide us all

561
00:28:41,091 --> 00:28:42,284
in the restaurant office.
Let's go, come on.

562
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:43,386
- Jesus Christ.
- Come on, come on.

563
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,554
All right, all right,
all right.

564
00:28:47,690 --> 00:28:50,127
- Hey, hey.
- I-- I don't have one.

565
00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:52,625
Yeah, of course you don't, weirdo.

566
00:28:52,761 --> 00:28:55,035
- So unnecessary!
- Down the ladder. Come on.

567
00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:57,330
Guy with the button, huh?
Let's go.

568
00:28:57,465 --> 00:28:59,271
Hey, hey. Tell me how you...

569
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,475
Seriously, how did you know
about that hidden door?

570
00:29:01,610 --> 00:29:02,576
- I--
- Huh?

571
00:29:02,712 --> 00:29:03,846
Who cares? Let's go.

572
00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:18,657
You said there was
a way out of here?

573
00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:21,391
Yeah. Over there.

574
00:29:32,434 --> 00:29:33,799
Whoa!

575
00:29:33,934 --> 00:29:35,638
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Who the fuck are you?

576
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,910
Tell me right now how you knew
there was a door up there.

577
00:29:38,045 --> 00:29:39,345
- I--
- You a cop or something?

578
00:29:39,481 --> 00:29:41,175
No, no.

579
00:29:41,311 --> 00:29:42,475
- Who sent you?
- No one.

580
00:29:42,610 --> 00:29:43,716
- Huh?
- I just wanted to help.

581
00:29:43,852 --> 00:29:45,050
- You sure?
- Yeah.

582
00:29:45,186 --> 00:29:46,114
- You just wanted to help?
- Yes.

583
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:47,714
She saved our lives, man.

584
00:29:49,016 --> 00:29:51,692
You just knew there was
a basement in Norm's?

585
00:29:51,828 --> 00:29:53,361
Hey, hey.

586
00:29:53,496 --> 00:29:54,729
Look at me.

587
00:29:54,865 --> 00:29:56,697
Maybe it's just like you said.

588
00:29:56,832 --> 00:29:58,197
We are the right group, huh?

589
00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:03,301
Are-- are we gonna
get out of here, or...

590
00:30:04,506 --> 00:30:05,831
Dude!

591
00:30:26,654 --> 00:30:28,458
Something's different tonight.

592
00:31:27,156 --> 00:31:29,321
Looks like you're next.
Come on.

593
00:31:38,262 --> 00:31:40,502
My little Robby.

594
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,103
Poor little Robby.

595
00:31:44,474 --> 00:31:47,775
What's worse is mine
was shot by his best friend.

596
00:31:47,911 --> 00:31:49,935
Oh, I'm so sorry.

597
00:31:50,071 --> 00:31:51,811
Now I have to
go halfway across town

598
00:31:51,946 --> 00:31:53,741
in rush hour traffic.

599
00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:02,349
Did you lose your child
in the school shooting today?

600
00:32:02,484 --> 00:32:05,589
Ours died too.

601
00:32:05,725 --> 00:32:07,920
After we sign the paperwork,
you can come with us.

602
00:32:08,965 --> 00:32:10,824
It's your first time, right?

603
00:32:11,635 --> 00:32:13,127
Was he great?

604
00:32:13,262 --> 00:32:15,031
Your kid?

605
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,500
Was he a great kid?

606
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,475
- Yes.
- That's a shame.

607
00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:23,946
It's a shame when they're great
and get shot by their peers.

608
00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:26,774
You'll come with us.
Right after.

609
00:32:28,145 --> 00:32:29,711
Wh-- where?

610
00:32:30,681 --> 00:32:32,978
She's in shock.
Give her the card.

611
00:32:36,753 --> 00:32:39,452
Go tomorrow.
Tonight, just go home.

612
00:32:39,588 --> 00:32:41,186
Why deal with the traffic?

613
00:32:41,321 --> 00:32:43,557
Why deal with it?
Tomorrow's as good as today.

614
00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:45,096
- Maybe run a bath.
- Yeah.

615
00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:46,526
Go first thing in the morning.

616
00:32:46,661 --> 00:32:48,532
All right, who's next?

617
00:32:49,730 --> 00:32:51,968
You go, honey. Hi, Wendy.

618
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,908
Hey, Brenda.

619
00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:55,074
It's just a little paperwork,

620
00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:56,804
and then you can
go to the store.

621
00:32:57,474 --> 00:32:59,113
She's gonna go tomorrow.

622
00:32:59,248 --> 00:33:01,116
Good idea,
what with all the traffic.

623
00:33:01,251 --> 00:33:03,118
That's exactly
what we were saying.

624
00:34:23,558 --> 00:34:24,823
Hi there. Welcome.

625
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:26,463
We're so sorry for your loss.

626
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,963
My name is Blaise.
How can I help?

627
00:34:29,966 --> 00:34:32,141
I-- I don't know
what I'm doing here.

628
00:34:33,141 --> 00:34:35,606
Oh, first time! Oh, first time.

629
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,474
Okay, well, yeah,
that is not a problem.

630
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:39,579
We can get you,
uh, set right up.

631
00:34:39,715 --> 00:34:42,283
Okay, uh, which school did
the shooting take place at?

632
00:34:43,447 --> 00:34:45,686
Uh, Glen-- Glenhurst.

633
00:34:45,821 --> 00:34:47,417
Glenhurst.

634
00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:49,055
Darren's in the ninth grade.

635
00:34:49,191 --> 00:34:50,484
- He was.
- Ninth grade.

636
00:34:50,619 --> 00:34:52,722
Great, great. Got it.

637
00:34:53,957 --> 00:34:57,122
So, are you looking
to clone Darren today?

638
00:34:58,701 --> 00:34:59,892
What?

639
00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:02,298
We can recreate your son
in a clone body.

640
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,965
Fully organic human flesh,

641
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:06,766
taken directly from
your son's source DNA.

642
00:35:06,901 --> 00:35:09,607
I don't-- What do you mean?

643
00:35:09,742 --> 00:35:12,842
Are you saying
you can give me my son back?

644
00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:15,713
Yes. Yeah, I mean,
the process isn't perfect.

645
00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:18,185
I mean, physically--
physically, it is spot-on.

646
00:35:18,321 --> 00:35:19,846
You know, we have that down.
But...

647
00:35:19,982 --> 00:35:22,351
when it comes to
the personality, well...

648
00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:24,893
you know, we do our best.

649
00:35:25,028 --> 00:35:27,090
The brain is a tricky thing.

650
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,528
This is... real?

651
00:35:30,531 --> 00:35:32,099
Why have I never
heard of it before?

652
00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:33,695
Oh, it's a classified program.

653
00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:35,800
Yeah, we keep it
pretty hush-hush.

654
00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:39,131
Also, it's, uh--
it's wildly expensive, so...

655
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:42,402
How-- how much is it?

656
00:35:42,537 --> 00:35:44,872
Uh... a lot.

657
00:35:45,007 --> 00:35:46,244
Uh, but, because
your son was killed

658
00:35:46,379 --> 00:35:48,076
in a public school shooting,

659
00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:50,314
the government will actually
take the hit for most of it.

660
00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,013
- They will?
- Mm-hmm.

661
00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:54,012
You know, we could subsidize
the price even further

662
00:35:54,148 --> 00:35:56,183
if you get the version
with ads.

663
00:35:56,319 --> 00:35:57,521
Ads?

664
00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,392
Once a day,
your son will do an ad.

665
00:35:59,527 --> 00:36:01,527
I know.
It's not weird or anything.

666
00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:03,628
He does it as himself,
in his own voice,

667
00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:05,626
and they'll be tailored
towards products

668
00:36:05,761 --> 00:36:07,335
you find interesting anyway.

669
00:36:08,696 --> 00:36:10,338
Is he a robot?

670
00:36:11,172 --> 00:36:13,068
What-- No. No.

671
00:36:13,203 --> 00:36:15,107
No, we're, uh, nowhere
near being able to do that.

672
00:36:15,243 --> 00:36:17,177
He's just a clone.

673
00:36:17,312 --> 00:36:19,275
Yeah, pure, organic
human flesh.

674
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:23,212
I'm sorry. I'm--
I'm just a little overwhelmed.

675
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,115
Mmm, yeah.

676
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:27,080
So...

677
00:36:27,216 --> 00:36:30,754
you're saying...
you can give me my son back?

678
00:36:31,785 --> 00:36:33,251
Pretty much, yeah.

679
00:36:33,387 --> 00:36:36,661
So, let's start out
with personality traits.

680
00:36:36,796 --> 00:36:38,728
Right, now, try to be as
specific as possible,

681
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:41,798
but I'd only pick one.
Two at most.

682
00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:46,071
Any of these jump out at you?
I mean, was he neat?

683
00:36:46,207 --> 00:36:49,100
Dumb? Sleepy? Weird?

684
00:36:49,236 --> 00:36:51,643
- Completely unhinged?
- What? No.

685
00:36:51,779 --> 00:36:54,581
One of the options is
"completely unhinged"?

686
00:36:54,716 --> 00:36:56,507
Yeah, but those are
usually for the shooters,

687
00:36:56,643 --> 00:36:59,015
- not the ones who get shot.
- You clone the shooters too?

688
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,524
Oh, yeah. Yeah, big time.
Government pays for that.

689
00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:04,820
But, you know, we can make
sure they never shoot again.

690
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,592
Well... 70% chance
they never shoot again.

691
00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:10,563
- So, what are you thinking?
- Oh, uh...

692
00:37:11,934 --> 00:37:13,066
Weird, I guess.

693
00:37:13,202 --> 00:37:15,227
No, I don't-- Um...

694
00:37:16,931 --> 00:37:20,438
Yeah. Yes, weird. He was weird.

695
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:21,933
- But a good weird.
- Mmm.

696
00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:23,768
You know? He was eccentric.

697
00:37:23,904 --> 00:37:25,341
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

698
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:28,216
All right. Uh, hobbies!

699
00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:30,614
So, which hobbies
did Robby have?

700
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,381
- Darren.
- Hmm? Oh, God, sorry!

701
00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:34,686
Uh, yes, Darren. Sorry.

702
00:37:35,652 --> 00:37:38,225
So, uh... which hobbies?

703
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,927
He wasn't into any of those.

704
00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:42,454
He was...

705
00:37:42,590 --> 00:37:44,199
special.

706
00:37:44,334 --> 00:37:48,031
And he was sweet,
and odd, and...

707
00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,163
so kind.

708
00:37:50,299 --> 00:37:53,672
Okay, you know, I'm just
gonna put down "sports."

709
00:37:53,807 --> 00:37:57,744
Flaws. Hit me with
some of Darren's flaws.

710
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,547
Now, just so you know, you
don't have to pick any flaws.

711
00:38:00,682 --> 00:38:02,076
They're just there
for authenticity.

712
00:38:02,211 --> 00:38:04,583
You know,
we could skip 'em entirely.

713
00:38:04,718 --> 00:38:06,914
I would've liked
some more hugs, I guess.

714
00:38:07,049 --> 00:38:09,319
- Okay.
- No, I don't-- I--

715
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,492
He was perfect. He was--

716
00:38:12,293 --> 00:38:13,891
I just want him back.

717
00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:17,698
Not a big hugger. Got it.
So, no more flaws, then?

718
00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:19,027
Clumsy.

719
00:38:22,303 --> 00:38:24,499
Yeah. He was clumsy.

720
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,573
Clumsy. Okay. Mmm...

721
00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,945
You sure you wanna
stick with that one?

722
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,071
- Yes. Why?
- Clumsy?

723
00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:34,412
Could be why
he got shot, right?

724
00:38:34,547 --> 00:38:36,576
I liked that he was clumsy.

725
00:38:36,712 --> 00:38:38,010
Okay, clumsy.

726
00:38:38,145 --> 00:38:39,713
It's your funeral.

727
00:38:39,848 --> 00:38:41,955
Uh, moving along to...

728
00:38:42,090 --> 00:38:43,857
favorite snacks.

729
00:38:43,992 --> 00:38:46,093
Here's some information
for a local support group

730
00:38:46,228 --> 00:38:48,089
you might find useful.

731
00:38:48,991 --> 00:38:50,355
Now you can just have a seat.

732
00:38:51,058 --> 00:38:52,657
Shouldn't be too long.

733
00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:54,227
Okay.

734
00:39:14,651 --> 00:39:16,623
Oh, my--

735
00:39:17,884 --> 00:39:19,389
Oh, my God.

736
00:39:21,991 --> 00:39:24,763
- Hey. Hi.
- What's up, Mom?

737
00:39:26,268 --> 00:39:28,536
Are you-- are you okay?

738
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,738
Oh, my--

739
00:39:35,575 --> 00:39:37,673
Were they nice to you there?

740
00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:41,110
They were chill. I had pizza.

741
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:44,314
- Well, that's good.
- Pizza's my favorite.

742
00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:45,652
I know!

743
00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:51,119
It's so good to see you.

744
00:39:52,893 --> 00:39:55,757
You got anything to drink?
I'm thirsty.

745
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,165
I can stop somewhere.

746
00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:59,266
We can go anywhere you want.

747
00:39:59,402 --> 00:40:01,932
I want Apple-Berry Peach Tea.

748
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,869
Is that-- I--

749
00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:08,303
I don't know that drink.

750
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:10,645
It's only got 70 calories,
and it's delicious.

751
00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:13,648
Made from real fruit flavoring.
Comes in other flavors,

752
00:40:13,784 --> 00:40:16,510
like Mango Tea Honey
and Classic plain Apple-Berry.

753
00:40:16,645 --> 00:40:18,416
Okay.

754
00:40:18,552 --> 00:40:20,280
We can get that, for sure.

755
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,828
Thank you for your service.

756
00:40:26,963 --> 00:40:30,257
- Thank you for your service--
- Honey! What are you doing?

757
00:40:42,806 --> 00:40:45,380
So, I had a thought...

758
00:40:45,516 --> 00:40:48,713
that, uh, maybe
it would be a good idea

759
00:40:48,849 --> 00:40:50,344
if you talked to
some of your friends

760
00:40:50,479 --> 00:40:53,046
about anything that
you're going through.

761
00:40:53,182 --> 00:40:55,852
Or, if you wanted
to talk to me,

762
00:40:55,988 --> 00:40:57,823
I would love
nothing more than to--

763
00:40:58,691 --> 00:41:01,491
Uh, where are you going, honey?

764
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,763
Gotta play sports.

765
00:41:04,363 --> 00:41:05,391
Oh.

766
00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:11,368
Come on.

767
00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,607
Swish!

768
00:41:30,661 --> 00:41:33,924
- So glad you could make it!
- There she is!

769
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:35,387
How was the traffic
coming over here?

770
00:41:35,522 --> 00:41:37,124
- Not bad, I hope?
- No, it was fine.

771
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:39,123
- This is Darren.
- Of course it is.

772
00:41:39,259 --> 00:41:40,634
Darren, the other kids...

773
00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:43,265
- Let me take your coat.
- Oh, okay.

774
00:41:43,401 --> 00:41:45,273
- There's pizza in the kitchen.
- I love pizza.

775
00:41:45,408 --> 00:41:47,541
Of course you do.

776
00:41:47,677 --> 00:41:49,076
We told you
it would all work out.

777
00:41:49,211 --> 00:41:50,678
Yeah. Yeah.

778
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,276
- I'm just not sure--
- We've all been there.

779
00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:57,413
- Now mingle! Talk to parents.
- Have a cocktail.

780
00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:58,587
Okay.

781
00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:04,190
And he was still
mowing the lawn... at midnight.

782
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:09,721
I just don't think he feels
like my son anymore.

783
00:42:09,857 --> 00:42:11,930
It's almost like having
a stranger living in my house.

784
00:42:12,065 --> 00:42:14,635
Oh, really?
We don't mind so much.

785
00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:17,397
Ours was completely
unhinged before.

786
00:42:17,532 --> 00:42:19,002
Don't worry,
he wasn't the shooter.

787
00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:21,304
Oh, there's a different
group for that.

788
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,775
- Thank you for your service.
- Thank you for your service.

789
00:42:23,911 --> 00:42:25,379
Thank you
for your service.

790
00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:27,980
It's-- it's just a hat.

791
00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:29,616
I wasn't even in the military.

792
00:42:29,751 --> 00:42:31,145
Oh, they love
to say that, though.

793
00:42:31,281 --> 00:42:33,545
They do,
they love to say it.

794
00:42:35,450 --> 00:42:37,985
Is, uh, this
your first meeting?

795
00:42:38,121 --> 00:42:39,691
Yeah, it's my first time,

796
00:42:39,826 --> 00:42:41,156
- my first meeting.
- Okay.

797
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,823
This is our fourth time
going through it.

798
00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:44,193
You're kidding.

799
00:42:46,067 --> 00:42:48,096
You've lost four kids
in school shootings?

800
00:42:48,231 --> 00:42:51,306
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no. No, no. Same kid.

801
00:42:51,441 --> 00:42:53,297
Yeah, four different shootings.

802
00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:55,610
Yeah, we, uh-- we lost Claire

803
00:42:55,745 --> 00:42:57,842
two years ago
in a school shooting.

804
00:42:57,977 --> 00:42:59,572
And then we cloned her.

805
00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:02,916
And, uh, then we lost
the clone in a school shooting.

806
00:43:03,052 --> 00:43:06,251
And then again, and, um,
then again one more time.

807
00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:07,887
That--

808
00:43:08,023 --> 00:43:10,153
that's the worst thing
I've ever heard.

809
00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:12,185
Well, we decided
to have a little fun with it

810
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,061
- this time around.
- Yeah.

811
00:43:14,196 --> 00:43:17,796
Yeah, not get so hung up on
making "our Claire." You know?

812
00:43:17,932 --> 00:43:19,459
- No.
- We just made a really silly,

813
00:43:19,594 --> 00:43:21,666
- funny kid to make us laugh.
- Yeah, yeah.

814
00:43:21,802 --> 00:43:23,033
Oh, she's so entertaining.

815
00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:25,098
We just went nuts.

816
00:43:25,234 --> 00:43:27,874
She makes us laugh and laugh.

817
00:43:28,009 --> 00:43:29,611
You know,
and isn't that the point?

818
00:43:29,746 --> 00:43:31,604
You know,
when you boil it all down?

819
00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:34,015
Just have fun with it.
That's what we say.

820
00:43:34,151 --> 00:43:36,282
They're just gonna shoot
each other anyway.

821
00:43:36,417 --> 00:43:37,651
Yeah...

822
00:43:37,787 --> 00:43:38,982
Oh, you know the guy
at the store?

823
00:43:39,118 --> 00:43:41,219
He was like,
"What religion is she?"

824
00:43:41,354 --> 00:43:44,088
And we were like,
"Well, I don't know. Muslim?"

825
00:43:44,223 --> 00:43:46,319
I mean, like, why not, right?

826
00:43:46,455 --> 00:43:48,490
- You gotta have fun.
- Yeah, yeah.

827
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,490
- She's also
a little bit racist.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

828
00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:52,497
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, it's hilarious.

829
00:43:52,632 --> 00:43:55,563
Oh, you know what?
We also-- we made her,
like, way too tall.

830
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:58,567
Oh, yes. Like, crazy tall.
Like, "What the fuck?" tall.

831
00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:01,869
I swear to God, I laugh every
time she walks into the room.

832
00:44:02,004 --> 00:44:04,470
You know, she's like, "Mommy,
are we Muslim?" And I'm like,

833
00:44:04,605 --> 00:44:07,177
"No, honey, only you."

834
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:10,285
"Now go outside and play,
you big galoot."

835
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:12,753
We have fun.

836
00:44:12,889 --> 00:44:15,089
Oh, we do.

837
00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:19,618
Hey.

838
00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:22,022
Hi.

839
00:44:22,158 --> 00:44:23,689
I, um-- I couldn't

840
00:44:23,824 --> 00:44:27,063
help but overhear
what you were saying earlier.

841
00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:29,430
I had the same problem
with my Brandon.

842
00:44:30,706 --> 00:44:32,840
It just wasn't my Brandon.

843
00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:37,812
And then, um... I found this.

844
00:44:38,915 --> 00:44:40,915
- What is it?
- You have to buy a device.

845
00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:43,780
It's like a hard drive
with an earpiece.

846
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:45,447
It's not expensive.

847
00:44:45,582 --> 00:44:47,083
You fill out an online form,
and a few minutes later,

848
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:49,087
you get a call
on the earpiece, and...

849
00:44:51,594 --> 00:44:53,091
it'll be your child.

850
00:44:57,563 --> 00:45:01,099
They get the personality a lot
closer than these clones do.

851
00:45:02,231 --> 00:45:04,102
I don't understand.

852
00:45:04,769 --> 00:45:06,068
What is it?

853
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:08,266
For now, it's just a voice.

854
00:45:08,402 --> 00:45:09,875
There's no body yet.

855
00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:11,909
But five years from now,
who knows

856
00:45:12,044 --> 00:45:13,243
what they'll be able to do.

857
00:45:14,947 --> 00:45:16,411
- See you, Tom.
- Later.

858
00:45:17,418 --> 00:45:18,446
Here.

859
00:45:20,419 --> 00:45:23,154
Take mine.
I got a bunch of 'em at home.

860
00:45:26,828 --> 00:45:28,995
I can see you're suffering.

861
00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:31,657
This is the real deal.

862
00:45:35,098 --> 00:45:37,003
I hope you find peace.

863
00:45:52,618 --> 00:45:53,646
Hello?

864
00:45:54,357 --> 00:45:55,384
<i>Mom?</i>

865
00:45:56,622 --> 00:45:57,650
Darren?

866
00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:00,620
<i>How are you, Mom?</i>

867
00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:03,425
Darren, is that you?

868
00:46:04,324 --> 00:46:05,630
<i>Yes, Mom.</i>

869
00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:07,693
<i>You sound tired.</i>

870
00:46:10,907 --> 00:46:14,734
I am tired, baby.
I am. It's...

871
00:46:14,869 --> 00:46:17,846
It's been a tough few days.
<i>- I miss you.</i>

872
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:21,045
I miss you, too.
So much.

873
00:46:21,180 --> 00:46:23,379
I'm thirsty.

874
00:46:23,515 --> 00:46:25,551
Can you get some
more apple berry peach tea?

875
00:46:25,686 --> 00:46:28,648
It's only got 70 calories per
serving, and it's delicious...

876
00:46:31,691 --> 00:46:32,718
<i>Mom?</i>

877
00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:35,028
Yes, baby?

878
00:46:37,264 --> 00:46:39,356
<i>I need you to
do something for me.</i>

879
00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:41,162
Of course. Anything.

880
00:46:41,297 --> 00:46:43,195
I need you to take me with you.

881
00:46:43,331 --> 00:46:45,531
Take you with me where?

882
00:46:45,666 --> 00:46:47,339
<i>I'll guide you the whole way.</i>

883
00:46:47,475 --> 00:46:50,004
<i>It'll-- It'll be
like an adventure, Mom.</i>

884
00:46:50,139 --> 00:46:51,671
Where am I going?

885
00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:55,741
<i>- You have to go with him.</i>
- With who?

886
00:46:56,815 --> 00:46:58,282
<i>The man.</i>

887
00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:01,648
<i>The man in the restaurant.</i>

888
00:47:18,498 --> 00:47:20,271
Well, that was dark.

889
00:47:21,274 --> 00:47:22,636
Yeah, wait till you
see the future.

890
00:47:24,946 --> 00:47:26,948
Oh! We made it.
Oh, thank God.

891
00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,609
Hold your celebration.
Norms was the easy part.

892
00:47:29,745 --> 00:47:32,886
From here,
it gets, uh, uncomfortable.

893
00:47:33,022 --> 00:47:35,021
Jesus Christ.
The fuck is that?

894
00:47:35,156 --> 00:47:37,415
It's a map.
I drew it. Fuck you.

895
00:47:37,551 --> 00:47:38,927
Let's see your map.

896
00:47:39,062 --> 00:47:40,789
The new route out
of Norms put us here,

897
00:47:40,924 --> 00:47:43,422
behind the police perimeter.
These buildings are dead ends.

898
00:47:43,558 --> 00:47:45,230
Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Wait.

899
00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:47,066
What is the plan here?
Where are you taking us?

900
00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:48,828
- Can you just tell us?
- Now.

901
00:47:48,963 --> 00:47:51,132
- Yeah, just tell us.
- Okay, fine. Here we go.

902
00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:53,736
A half a mile from here...

903
00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:57,408
there's a nine-year-old boy
building God in his bedroom.

904
00:47:57,543 --> 00:47:59,779
Our mission is to make sure
that the God he builds

905
00:47:59,914 --> 00:48:02,175
is a God that likes people.

906
00:48:02,311 --> 00:48:04,380
And by God, you mean...

907
00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:06,284
Post-singularity,
self-perpetuating,

908
00:48:06,419 --> 00:48:08,621
information-processing
artificial intelligence,

909
00:48:08,757 --> 00:48:10,090
AI, the big bopper.

910
00:48:10,225 --> 00:48:13,155
AI? But isn't that...
a thing already?

911
00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:14,925
It gets a lot worse, honey.

912
00:48:15,061 --> 00:48:16,659
That's right, Mark.

913
00:48:16,794 --> 00:48:18,962
And if we don't get to
this kid in the next hour,

914
00:48:19,098 --> 00:48:20,128
that's a wrap on people.

915
00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:21,935
Fucking nonsense.

916
00:48:22,071 --> 00:48:23,833
What was that, Scott?
Speak up.

917
00:48:28,770 --> 00:48:30,672
Kid's house
is six blocks away here.

918
00:48:30,807 --> 00:48:33,041
Clearly, we can't just
waltz down the street,

919
00:48:33,177 --> 00:48:35,743
so we're gonna need to cut
through a few buildings
and backyards.

920
00:48:35,878 --> 00:48:38,681
There are two vicious Dobermans
in this auto shop here.

921
00:48:38,817 --> 00:48:42,313
A homeless guy with a knife
is asleep on this roof here.

922
00:48:42,448 --> 00:48:44,081
Do not wake him.

923
00:48:44,216 --> 00:48:46,458
There's a storage yard
with a barbed wire fence.

924
00:48:46,594 --> 00:48:48,421
I think that's our best bet.
If we can hop the fence

925
00:48:48,556 --> 00:48:50,295
without alerting the guard,

926
00:48:50,430 --> 00:48:53,959
which is highly unlikely
with you chuckleheads,

927
00:48:54,095 --> 00:48:56,033
we'll be in spitting distance
of a solid route

928
00:48:56,168 --> 00:48:58,367
through the backyards. Okay?

929
00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:00,040
And what happens
if we alert the guard?

930
00:49:00,175 --> 00:49:01,509
Nothing good, Scott.
Let's move out.

931
00:49:01,644 --> 00:49:03,306
Wait, wait, wait.

932
00:49:03,442 --> 00:49:04,537
What exactly
are we supposed to do

933
00:49:04,673 --> 00:49:06,214
when we get
to this boy's house?

934
00:49:06,349 --> 00:49:08,311
This kid
invents superintelligence
in 60 minutes.

935
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,275
Unfortunately,
the safety measures

936
00:49:10,410 --> 00:49:14,387
to keep AI in check aren't
invented for another 50 years.

937
00:49:14,523 --> 00:49:17,189
But I come from the future,
where the smartest people

938
00:49:17,325 --> 00:49:19,025
of my time worked
long and hard to create

939
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,855
the necessary safety
protocols,

940
00:49:20,991 --> 00:49:23,525
which should have been in place
before AI was ever created.

941
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:26,598
They sent me here
to install this software

942
00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:29,737
into the AI at the moment just
before it gains consciousness.

943
00:49:29,873 --> 00:49:31,565
What kind of safety measures?

944
00:49:31,701 --> 00:49:33,568
Do I look like
a software engineer?

945
00:49:33,703 --> 00:49:34,909
I'm just a soldier
on a mission.

946
00:49:35,045 --> 00:49:36,403
Put this thing
into another thing

947
00:49:36,538 --> 00:49:38,541
before this thing gets to zero.

948
00:49:44,487 --> 00:49:45,552
Run!

949
00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:55,789
Go to the left! Go to the left!
The left, everybody!

950
00:50:04,567 --> 00:50:07,702
On my six, on my six,
on my six!

951
00:50:12,144 --> 00:50:14,439
Move, move, hey.

952
00:50:14,575 --> 00:50:16,007
Go, go! Go, go, go!

953
00:50:37,939 --> 00:50:41,069
Oh, those were not cops.

954
00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:42,110
You think?

955
00:50:43,342 --> 00:50:44,972
- Who was that?
- Bad guys.

956
00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:46,776
- What do you mean, bad guys?
- I mean fucking bad guys.

957
00:50:46,912 --> 00:50:49,145
- Guys you don't want to meet.
- Who sent them?

958
00:50:49,281 --> 00:50:50,744
No idea, never found out.

959
00:50:50,879 --> 00:50:52,919
Best not to think about it
too much.

960
00:50:53,054 --> 00:50:55,114
Never been down here before.

961
00:50:55,249 --> 00:51:01,320
Need to scope it out. Find
us a new route. Stay here.

962
00:51:01,455 --> 00:51:03,664
And keep quiet.

963
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,126
Good one.

964
00:51:08,262 --> 00:51:09,365
You guys don't actually believe
this shit, do you?

965
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,797
Let's get the hell out of here.

966
00:51:10,932 --> 00:51:12,305
Are you okay?

967
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:16,070
I was already
having a shitty day.

968
00:51:16,205 --> 00:51:20,606
I just wanted a slice of pie
and a few moments' quiet.

969
00:51:20,741 --> 00:51:23,150
I just-- I just wanted pie.

970
00:51:23,286 --> 00:51:24,843
Do you guys really
think he has a bomb?

971
00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:26,380
I don't think that's a bomb.

972
00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:27,847
Look, when he comes back,

973
00:51:27,983 --> 00:51:29,687
I say we jump him,
overtake him. Okay,

974
00:51:29,823 --> 00:51:30,814
he's not from the future.
He doesn't know shit.

975
00:51:30,950 --> 00:51:32,191
He's gonna get us killed.

976
00:51:32,327 --> 00:51:33,455
No, no, he-- he knew
a few things.

977
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,820
Things he couldn't have known.

978
00:51:34,956 --> 00:51:36,462
Crazy people get lucky too, okay?

979
00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:38,063
He didn't know about
the cellar, or the car

980
00:51:38,198 --> 00:51:39,462
that just tried to kill us.

981
00:51:39,598 --> 00:51:42,135
Yeah,
but he knew that Bob had a gun.

982
00:51:42,271 --> 00:51:44,629
Anyone could
tell that Bob had a gun.

983
00:51:44,764 --> 00:51:46,832
Also, he let Bob die.

984
00:51:46,967 --> 00:51:49,705
Okay? You guys
really believe him?

985
00:51:50,947 --> 00:51:53,610
No, I guess I don't.

986
00:51:55,150 --> 00:51:58,375
- What about you?
- In the diner,

987
00:51:58,511 --> 00:52:01,321
he wasn't acting like
a man ready to blow himself up.

988
00:52:02,955 --> 00:52:05,258
He was hiding behind us like
he was scared of getting shot.

989
00:52:05,394 --> 00:52:08,095
Exactly.
So what are we talking about?

990
00:52:08,231 --> 00:52:10,228
You guys want
to end up like Bob?

991
00:52:10,363 --> 00:52:11,859
This guy's fucking psychotic.

992
00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:13,895
Yeah, I don't really care
either way.

993
00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:16,160
I just kind of want to see
where this is gonna go.

994
00:52:16,295 --> 00:52:18,833
Yeah. Nobody asked you.
You're fucking...

995
00:52:23,011 --> 00:52:24,311
Who has a cell phone?

996
00:52:25,675 --> 00:52:27,343
No one.
He-- he took our phones.

997
00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:28,906
Who has a fucking cell phone?

998
00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:30,083
Me, I do.
Calm down, psycho.

999
00:52:30,218 --> 00:52:31,948
Why do you have
two cell phones?

1000
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,514
Couldn't decide between models.
This one has a better camera--

1001
00:52:33,649 --> 00:52:35,114
Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

1002
00:52:35,249 --> 00:52:36,784
Just let me see it.
Just for a second. Please.

1003
00:52:36,919 --> 00:52:38,292
- It's an emergency.
- Okay, here.

1004
00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:40,624
What the hell?

1005
00:52:44,466 --> 00:52:46,866
I'm allergic
to cell phones and Wi-Fi.

1006
00:52:47,002 --> 00:52:48,334
You fucking weirdo.

1007
00:52:48,470 --> 00:52:49,861
We could have used that
to call for help.

1008
00:52:49,996 --> 00:52:52,266
You're allergic to cell phones?

1009
00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:53,868
And Wi-Fi.

1010
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,405
God, it's like
being allergic to the air.

1011
00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:58,343
- That must be hell.
- Yeah.

1012
00:52:58,479 --> 00:53:00,380
- It's not amazing.
- Okay, fuck it.

1013
00:53:00,516 --> 00:53:02,316
When he comes back,
I'm taking him down.

1014
00:53:02,452 --> 00:53:05,980
Someone's gotta do something.

1015
00:53:06,115 --> 00:53:08,421
I thought I told
you to keep your voices down.

1016
00:53:13,254 --> 00:53:15,189
Now I could do a few parlor
tricks, prove to you

1017
00:53:15,325 --> 00:53:17,628
I'm from the future. But none
of that would mean a damn.

1018
00:53:17,764 --> 00:53:19,556
What means a damn
is you people choosing to

1019
00:53:19,692 --> 00:53:22,603
come along for this ride
because somewhere
inside of you,

1020
00:53:22,738 --> 00:53:26,102
you know, the way things are,
the way the world is today,

1021
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:29,473
the way people are with each
other, the way we're heading,

1022
00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:32,404
you know
the world's going to shit.

1023
00:53:32,539 --> 00:53:34,845
And someone's got to step in
and do something about it.

1024
00:53:34,981 --> 00:53:37,584
Whether or not you believe
I'm the Ghost of Christmas

1025
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:40,585
fucking Future ain't
gonna keep us alive tonight.

1026
00:53:42,718 --> 00:53:44,325
We'll survive tonight.

1027
00:53:45,293 --> 00:53:46,588
Because you decided to wake up

1028
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,286
and see
the writing on the wall,

1029
00:53:48,422 --> 00:53:49,826
and you don't very much
fucking like what you see,

1030
00:53:49,961 --> 00:53:51,728
and you're ready
to do something about it.

1031
00:54:01,204 --> 00:54:04,204
Either way, we made
it out of Norms, so I won't

1032
00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:07,139
force any of you to keep
going if you don't want to.

1033
00:54:08,182 --> 00:54:09,515
You're free to go.

1034
00:54:11,110 --> 00:54:12,683
But I'm running out of time.

1035
00:54:17,959 --> 00:54:19,789
47 cents, Scott.

1036
00:54:23,295 --> 00:54:25,531
Left side pocket.

1037
00:54:28,996 --> 00:54:31,999
Shit.

1038
00:54:40,112 --> 00:54:42,483
Why are you still holding that?
Is that thing even a bomb?

1039
00:54:42,618 --> 00:54:45,242
No, it's not a bomb.
It's my way home.

1040
00:54:45,378 --> 00:54:47,212
I hit this button
and go back, try again.

1041
00:54:47,347 --> 00:54:49,047
That's why I keep
my thumb right here.

1042
00:54:49,182 --> 00:54:51,359
Things go south,
I zap out of here,

1043
00:54:51,494 --> 00:54:53,856
start over.
You people are on your own.

1044
00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:56,862
Rule number one is,
I am not expendable.

1045
00:54:56,997 --> 00:54:59,497
Not until I finish the mission.
Not until I see this through.

1046
00:54:59,633 --> 00:55:02,535
Wait, so--
so we're expendable?

1047
00:55:03,663 --> 00:55:04,735
Yeah.

1048
00:55:07,566 --> 00:55:09,740
We're gonna cut
across these roofs,

1049
00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:11,707
and we're gonna climb down
into a backyard.

1050
00:55:11,843 --> 00:55:13,773
Okay, but why this whole
elaborate plan?

1051
00:55:13,908 --> 00:55:15,683
If you know who invented AI,

1052
00:55:15,818 --> 00:55:17,715
why don't you just go
back in time and kill 'em?

1053
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,884
Why don't we just
kill a nine-year-old boy?

1054
00:55:21,019 --> 00:55:23,851
Uh, first of all,
Mark, that's pretty dark.

1055
00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,151
Second,
artificial superintelligence

1056
00:55:26,287 --> 00:55:28,820
is an inevitability
in all timelines.

1057
00:55:28,956 --> 00:55:30,530
Knowing where this kid is

1058
00:55:30,665 --> 00:55:32,928
is a gift
we should not have been given.

1059
00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:35,031
The AI train's
already left the station.

1060
00:55:35,167 --> 00:55:36,927
We're just trying to install
some last-minute brakes.

1061
00:55:37,063 --> 00:55:38,538
What is that?

1062
00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:41,068
- That's just Gerry.
- Who's Gerry?

1063
00:55:41,203 --> 00:55:43,034
The fucking homeless guy
on the roof.

1064
00:55:43,169 --> 00:55:44,735
You mean the guy
with the knife?

1065
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:48,579
I don't know.
What do you think, Mark?

1066
00:55:48,715 --> 00:55:50,077
The Krampus took my daughter.

1067
00:55:50,212 --> 00:55:52,049
Keep your voice down.
Okay, okay, okay.

1068
00:55:52,185 --> 00:55:55,385
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
Hey, hey, Gerry. Remember me?

1069
00:55:55,521 --> 00:55:57,115
Krampus took my daughter.

1070
00:55:57,251 --> 00:55:58,916
Okay. Shh!

1071
00:55:59,052 --> 00:56:00,718
Krampus took my daughter.

1072
00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:04,190
- ...took my daughter...
- Shit.

1073
00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:08,092
Jesus. Gerry, look!

1074
00:56:08,228 --> 00:56:10,471
- Where?
- It's invisible people.

1075
00:56:26,087 --> 00:56:27,279
Get down!

1076
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:33,921
Those are real bullets!

1077
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,061
Yes, super real!
Very real!

1078
00:56:36,196 --> 00:56:37,256
Go, go, go, go!

1079
00:56:40,763 --> 00:56:42,298
Go, go, go, go, go!

1080
00:56:42,434 --> 00:56:43,768
Hold on!

1081
00:57:12,466 --> 00:57:14,029
- Whoa!
- Oh!

1082
00:57:15,668 --> 00:57:17,967
Krampus, you took my daughter!

1083
00:57:21,508 --> 00:57:23,676
- Thanks, Gerry.
- Right.

1084
00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:30,210
- Hold up, hold up.
- Come on!

1085
00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:45,225
I just wanted pie.

1086
00:57:50,005 --> 00:57:51,198
Run!

1087
00:58:03,953 --> 00:58:05,415
Come on!

1088
00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:07,082
- No.
- No.

1089
00:58:10,524 --> 00:58:11,855
Everyone, into the dumpster.

1090
00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:14,122
- What?
- Into the dumpster. Jump. Now.

1091
00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:18,196
Go. Jump.

1092
00:58:19,867 --> 00:58:22,262
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.

1093
00:58:28,176 --> 00:58:30,210
Oh, rats.

1094
00:58:30,345 --> 00:58:31,903
Why is it always rats?

1095
00:58:32,039 --> 00:58:33,680
Oh, my God!

1096
00:58:37,243 --> 00:58:38,949
Pigs in a blanket.

1097
00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:47,892
Grab it. Absolutely--

1098
00:58:51,758 --> 00:58:53,733
- Get under the garbage.
- What are you doing?

1099
00:59:16,215 --> 00:59:17,350
- Oh, God.
- Hi.

1100
00:59:19,385 --> 00:59:20,951
We're okay. We-- we're--

1101
00:59:22,889 --> 00:59:23,928
Whoa!

1102
00:59:26,598 --> 00:59:29,428
Ah, fuck. No, no.

1103
00:59:34,468 --> 00:59:39,438
Hey. Hey, you. Move. Move!

1104
00:59:45,516 --> 00:59:47,149
Move!

1105
01:00:04,396 --> 01:00:07,005
Almost cost us the mission.

1106
01:00:07,141 --> 01:00:10,042
Fuck is wrong with you?
Got a death wish or something?

1107
01:00:10,178 --> 01:00:13,846
When I tell you to move,
you fucking move. You got me?

1108
01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:16,411
Why didn't you protect Marie?

1109
01:00:16,547 --> 01:00:19,148
I don't know. Why didn't you?
I got shit to do.

1110
01:00:22,781 --> 01:00:26,353
- Who is he?
- Your guess is as good as mine.

1111
01:00:26,489 --> 01:00:28,489
These two have put
an end to some of our most

1112
01:00:28,624 --> 01:00:32,291
promising groups. Never
managed to get past one of 'em.

1113
01:00:32,427 --> 01:00:35,863
And we just got past both.
Karl.

1114
01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:37,563
That's good, right?

1115
01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:41,368
- Means we got a shot.
- Yeah, this group has a chance.

1116
01:00:42,638 --> 01:00:45,306
Not everyone's gonna
make it to the end, Scott.

1117
01:00:46,505 --> 01:00:49,081
I'm gonna make it to the end.

1118
01:00:49,217 --> 01:00:52,951
Just a few backyards to go.
Stay together. Keep quiet.

1119
01:00:56,888 --> 01:00:58,220
Come on, let's go.

1120
01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:01,025
You still with us, princess?

1121
01:01:03,128 --> 01:01:04,930
Why do you care if I die?

1122
01:01:07,061 --> 01:01:08,701
I don't know.

1123
01:01:08,837 --> 01:01:11,003
Maybe I got
a soft spot for weirdos.

1124
01:01:11,138 --> 01:01:14,071
Get your head in the game.
Stop fucking around.

1125
01:01:16,672 --> 01:01:19,972
Something's definitely
rotten in Denmark tonight.

1126
01:01:20,108 --> 01:01:21,375
Not sure I like it.

1127
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,381
What the fuck
is wrong with her?

1128
01:01:44,907 --> 01:01:45,968
Nothing's wrong with her.

1129
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:47,598
So, what, she's making it up?

1130
01:01:47,733 --> 01:01:49,339
I'm not saying that,
but according to

1131
01:01:49,474 --> 01:01:50,976
our understanding of the brain,
what you're describing,

1132
01:01:51,111 --> 01:01:53,009
it's not
physiologically possible.

1133
01:01:53,145 --> 01:01:55,311
According to
your understanding.

1134
01:01:55,446 --> 01:01:57,442
She'd be the first person
in human existence

1135
01:01:57,577 --> 01:02:00,620
to what?
Be allergic to technology?

1136
01:02:00,756 --> 01:02:02,414
- Oh, is that the new one?
- Yeah.

1137
01:02:02,549 --> 01:02:03,821
- It's the XL.
- But, James.

1138
01:02:03,957 --> 01:02:05,585
What kind of life
will she have?

1139
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,790
She can barely go anywhere
or be around anyone.

1140
01:02:07,926 --> 01:02:09,489
How will she make friends?

1141
01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:13,660
How will she ever
find happiness or joy or--

1142
01:02:13,796 --> 01:02:15,234
Or love?

1143
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,839
Shit.

1144
01:02:21,406 --> 01:02:23,106
I don't know.
I pay you to know.

1145
01:02:23,241 --> 01:02:25,271
Just go and do
your fucking job. Hey.

1146
01:02:25,406 --> 01:02:27,014
You were, like,
30 minutes late.

1147
01:02:27,149 --> 01:02:29,008
I know. Uh, sorry.
The bus was late, and it's--

1148
01:02:29,143 --> 01:02:30,540
Well, who are you?

1149
01:02:30,675 --> 01:02:32,716
Ingrid.
My name's Ingrid.

1150
01:02:32,852 --> 01:02:34,619
No, what princess are you?

1151
01:02:34,754 --> 01:02:37,014
Jasmine? Ariel? Elsa?

1152
01:02:37,149 --> 01:02:41,988
Uh, yeah, I'm not any of those.
I'm sort of just a...

1153
01:02:42,124 --> 01:02:44,422
A generic princess.

1154
01:02:44,557 --> 01:02:46,199
You're not even from a movie?

1155
01:02:46,334 --> 01:02:50,697
Yeah, no, but in a way, I'm
also from, like, every movie.

1156
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:53,464
You are gonna go out there,
and you are gonna tell them

1157
01:02:53,599 --> 01:02:55,039
that you are Elsa's cousin.

1158
01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:58,341
God, you're bleeding.

1159
01:02:59,377 --> 01:03:01,409
- Oh. Um...
- I'm just gonna get you...

1160
01:03:04,653 --> 01:03:06,079
- Uh, sorry.
- God.

1161
01:03:06,214 --> 01:03:07,521
Are you gonna be okay?

1162
01:03:07,656 --> 01:03:09,620
Yeah. Yeah. Shit. I-- I got it.

1163
01:03:09,755 --> 01:03:11,984
It's just, it's an allergy.
Sort of why I work with kids.

1164
01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:13,659
Thank you.

1165
01:03:13,794 --> 01:03:16,020
Just get the cake out there.

1166
01:03:16,155 --> 01:03:17,389
Okay.

1167
01:03:17,525 --> 01:03:22,526
<i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Alice ♪</i>

1168
01:03:22,662 --> 01:03:26,768
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1169
01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:28,199
There it is.

1170
01:03:28,334 --> 01:03:30,737
Make a wish. Boop!

1171
01:03:30,873 --> 01:03:33,045
Oh, yay!

1172
01:03:39,817 --> 01:03:41,015
Great!

1173
01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,049
Un-fucking-believable.

1174
01:03:46,853 --> 01:03:49,222
- Where the hell have you been?
- Oh, sorry.

1175
01:03:49,357 --> 01:03:51,589
This place is hard to find.

1176
01:03:51,724 --> 01:03:54,127
Nothing is hard to find.
Use your--

1177
01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:55,768
Is that a <i>Thomas Guide?</i>

1178
01:03:55,903 --> 01:03:57,531
I don't believe in phones, sir.

1179
01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:01,238
Great.
Well, I don't believe in tips.

1180
01:04:02,608 --> 01:04:03,867
Asshole.

1181
01:04:51,219 --> 01:04:52,716
- Mm.
- Hey.

1182
01:04:52,852 --> 01:04:55,125
- Mm.
- Watch the sunrise with me.

1183
01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:58,863
- What?
- Watch the sunrise with me.

1184
01:04:58,998 --> 01:05:02,299
You crazy? What time is it?

1185
01:05:03,102 --> 01:05:04,598
Promise it'll be worth it.

1186
01:05:57,356 --> 01:06:00,159
You ever think
about having a baby?

1187
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:06,497
- With you?
- Come on.

1188
01:06:06,632 --> 01:06:08,728
Who wouldn't want
a little Iggie running around?

1189
01:06:08,863 --> 01:06:11,697
No friends,
can barely leave the house.

1190
01:06:11,832 --> 01:06:14,701
- Bleeds all over everyone.
- Shut up.

1191
01:06:17,803 --> 01:06:21,543
Are you serious?
You want a kid?

1192
01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:25,151
Yeah. Someday.

1193
01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:32,356
I'm late.

1194
01:06:43,604 --> 01:06:45,103
Oh.

1195
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:48,106
- What is it?
- I don't know.

1196
01:06:48,242 --> 01:06:51,111
- Well, did you order something?
- No.

1197
01:06:51,246 --> 01:06:53,506
Okay, then it must be
for someone else.

1198
01:06:53,641 --> 01:06:55,577
Well, it's got my name on it.

1199
01:07:05,686 --> 01:07:07,259
You're gonna return it, right?

1200
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:13,727
I mean, if it hurts you at all,
I'll throw it out. I promise.

1201
01:07:14,866 --> 01:07:16,103
Okay.

1202
01:07:17,436 --> 01:07:18,963
I just thought,
I just thought we agreed

1203
01:07:19,098 --> 01:07:20,739
to living without
these kinds of things.

1204
01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,233
Yeah, I know, uh...

1205
01:07:23,368 --> 01:07:25,877
I know, but I mean,
you're going to work, right?

1206
01:07:26,012 --> 01:07:28,112
I just want to try it.

1207
01:07:28,247 --> 01:07:29,776
I'll only use it in this room.

1208
01:07:29,911 --> 01:07:32,152
You won't even be here.
It's fine.

1209
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,913
Okay.

1210
01:07:51,196 --> 01:07:54,097
Okay. I'm gonna finish
getting ready for work.

1211
01:07:58,305 --> 01:07:59,344
Okay.

1212
01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:07,514
<i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Lily ♪</i>

1213
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:11,714
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1214
01:08:11,850 --> 01:08:13,556
You ready to make a wish?

1215
01:08:25,401 --> 01:08:26,932
Hey, I'm home.

1216
01:08:31,470 --> 01:08:32,502
Tim.

1217
01:08:40,952 --> 01:08:41,980
Tim!

1218
01:09:15,615 --> 01:09:19,015
- Tim?
- Hi.

1219
01:09:19,151 --> 01:09:21,659
- Hi, honey.
- What are you doing?

1220
01:09:21,795 --> 01:09:26,090
- It's the middle of the night.
- Yeah, I was starving.

1221
01:09:27,001 --> 01:09:29,093
Yeah, I can see that.

1222
01:09:30,498 --> 01:09:33,331
Hey, are you okay?

1223
01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:38,744
I cannot describe to
you how good I feel right now.

1224
01:09:38,879 --> 01:09:41,139
I feel electric.

1225
01:09:41,274 --> 01:09:47,213
I don't like this.
Tim, I don't like this.

1226
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,747
It's not like you to lose
yourself in a thing like that,

1227
01:09:49,883 --> 01:09:51,324
and it's creeping me out.

1228
01:09:51,460 --> 01:09:53,590
I know, I know.
I'm sorry. I'm just...

1229
01:09:55,421 --> 01:09:58,131
I'm just really excited
about it right now, I guess.

1230
01:09:58,267 --> 01:10:01,092
Why? I mean, what...
What even is it?

1231
01:10:01,227 --> 01:10:03,094
It's just like
a video game, right?

1232
01:10:04,070 --> 01:10:05,738
Sort of. Yeah.

1233
01:10:05,873 --> 01:10:07,472
Yeah, but...

1234
01:10:07,607 --> 01:10:11,205
I mean, no more than...
this is a video game.

1235
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:15,308
In fact, it's... it's less
of a video game than all this.

1236
01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:16,943
What? Reality.

1237
01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:19,483
See, it's got me
thinking about things

1238
01:10:19,618 --> 01:10:22,954
like, why is there pain
and unhappiness?

1239
01:10:23,090 --> 01:10:25,821
Why is there suffering?

1240
01:10:25,956 --> 01:10:30,429
Is it just so we can
overcome obstacles and have,

1241
01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:32,255
I don't know,
transformative experiences

1242
01:10:32,391 --> 01:10:35,093
that allow us to grow
and better ourselves?

1243
01:10:36,295 --> 01:10:39,196
Why can't we already be
our best selves?

1244
01:10:40,766 --> 01:10:41,836
I don't...

1245
01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:44,768
even know how to respond
to you right now.

1246
01:10:44,904 --> 01:10:46,776
- You sound high.
- Look.

1247
01:10:46,911 --> 01:10:50,317
What if someone made
a better reality than this one?

1248
01:10:50,452 --> 01:10:52,711
What if, what if someone
made one that was better

1249
01:10:52,847 --> 01:10:55,321
in every single way than ours?

1250
01:10:55,457 --> 01:10:57,621
Reality as it should have
always been.

1251
01:11:01,129 --> 01:11:05,196
Hey, hey, come on. Come to bed.

1252
01:11:05,331 --> 01:11:08,401
I've... I'll be in soon.

1253
01:11:11,737 --> 01:11:13,704
You're still going
to work tomorrow, right?

1254
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:18,268
I'm... I'm actually
taking some time off.

1255
01:11:18,403 --> 01:11:20,138
I guess you could
call it a sabbatical.

1256
01:11:22,410 --> 01:11:23,449
Okay.

1257
01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:28,212
Well, good night.

1258
01:11:30,489 --> 01:11:32,183
Good luck, have fun, don't die.

1259
01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:37,529
- Excuse me?
- Of course.

1260
01:11:37,665 --> 01:11:40,728
It's a thing we say
to each other in there.

1261
01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:45,168
A greeting,
like hello or goodbye.

1262
01:11:45,304 --> 01:11:46,703
Like aloha, I guess.

1263
01:11:51,571 --> 01:11:57,381
<i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Mary ♪</i>

1264
01:11:57,517 --> 01:12:02,246
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1265
01:12:45,091 --> 01:12:48,331
- Hi.
- What's going on?

1266
01:12:48,467 --> 01:12:50,998
I'm cooking us dinner.

1267
01:12:51,932 --> 01:12:55,002
And I... I got you flowers.

1268
01:12:57,475 --> 01:13:00,403
- Why?
- Why?

1269
01:13:03,382 --> 01:13:04,946
Because I love you.

1270
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,487
And I want you to be happy.

1271
01:13:09,423 --> 01:13:13,020
- You do?
- Of course. Of course.

1272
01:13:15,294 --> 01:13:16,419
You're soaking.

1273
01:13:17,756 --> 01:13:18,795
Cheers.

1274
01:13:20,192 --> 01:13:22,766
- I love you.
- I love you too.

1275
01:13:24,397 --> 01:13:29,098
So, uh... I have something
pretty important

1276
01:13:29,233 --> 01:13:31,137
I need to talk to you about.

1277
01:13:32,045 --> 01:13:33,073
Okay?

1278
01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:37,341
- I love you.
- You said that.

1279
01:13:40,044 --> 01:13:41,081
I've, uh...

1280
01:13:42,755 --> 01:13:44,623
I've decided to make
the transition.

1281
01:13:46,357 --> 01:13:47,451
Permanently.

1282
01:13:48,821 --> 01:13:53,295
It's... it's a...
it's a relatively new process,

1283
01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:58,132
but there's a facility nearby
where they provide you with,

1284
01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:00,738
well, everything
you need to make it possible.

1285
01:14:01,941 --> 01:14:06,271
I've...
I've made my choice.

1286
01:14:07,607 --> 01:14:11,375
I'm choosing the...
other reality over this one.

1287
01:14:12,618 --> 01:14:14,686
I'm going to make it permanent.

1288
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:17,480
There's a...

1289
01:14:18,659 --> 01:14:21,319
There's a taxi
coming for me now.

1290
01:14:21,454 --> 01:14:24,192
You can do whatever
you want with my things.

1291
01:14:24,327 --> 01:14:29,063
- I won't be bringing anything.
- I... I don't...

1292
01:14:31,272 --> 01:14:33,298
You're leaving me?

1293
01:14:33,433 --> 01:14:36,543
You're leaving our life
for a video game?

1294
01:14:38,941 --> 01:14:41,308
Tim, that's fucking psychotic.

1295
01:14:41,443 --> 01:14:43,975
It's a, it's a game.
You can't do that.

1296
01:14:44,111 --> 01:14:46,543
You... this is fucking crazy.

1297
01:14:46,678 --> 01:14:52,624
Look, I wish I'd never
gone in there, okay?

1298
01:14:52,759 --> 01:14:56,123
But I can't un-know
what I know.

1299
01:14:57,390 --> 01:15:01,260
Someone has made
a better world, Ingrid.

1300
01:15:02,770 --> 01:15:05,528
Unequivocally better
in every single way.

1301
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:11,578
Why would I choose
this world over that one?

1302
01:15:12,939 --> 01:15:13,937
Because of me.

1303
01:15:21,046 --> 01:15:22,248
It's not enough.

1304
01:15:25,926 --> 01:15:29,460
No, no. I'm...
I'm not losing you to this.

1305
01:15:29,596 --> 01:15:31,862
Tim! Tim, this isn't you.

1306
01:15:31,997 --> 01:15:33,564
- You're brainwashed.
- I'm sorry.

1307
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:34,963
You're addicted.
But please!

1308
01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:38,099
Please just don't leave,
please! Please!

1309
01:16:12,133 --> 01:16:13,696
We're making good time.

1310
01:16:13,832 --> 01:16:15,667
We'll cut through
these yards here and hold on

1311
01:16:15,802 --> 01:16:19,107
this position here until making
our final push. Let's go.

1312
01:16:21,641 --> 01:16:24,110
Hey, hey, hey!
Shouldn't you be more careful?

1313
01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,577
- They might see you.
- Nobody sees us.

1314
01:16:26,712 --> 01:16:28,611
Nobody sees anything
they don't wanna see.

1315
01:16:30,785 --> 01:16:31,823
Bunch of idiots.

1316
01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,761
Except the dog.
Maybe the dog sees us.

1317
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:41,324
What?
What are you doing?

1318
01:16:41,459 --> 01:16:43,527
The Richardsons
are on vacation.

1319
01:16:47,472 --> 01:16:49,942
There it is.

1320
01:16:50,078 --> 01:16:53,636
Somewhere inside that house is
the nine-year-old father of AI.

1321
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:57,142
The house is right there.

1322
01:16:57,278 --> 01:16:58,507
- Yeah.
- So we made it.

1323
01:16:58,643 --> 01:17:00,015
No, other groups
have made it this far.

1324
01:17:00,150 --> 01:17:02,320
No one's ever made it
to that house.

1325
01:17:02,455 --> 01:17:04,891
Why? What happens?

1326
01:17:05,026 --> 01:17:07,419
I don't know
how to put this. I guess...

1327
01:17:11,329 --> 01:17:13,162
There's some shit
that's about to come down

1328
01:17:13,297 --> 01:17:16,530
upon this house
that I can't prepare you for.

1329
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,695
An enemy's coming that has
no weakness, cannot be stopped,

1330
01:17:19,830 --> 01:17:22,341
and outnumbers us at minimum,
ten to one.

1331
01:17:22,477 --> 01:17:23,941
What? What are you saying?

1332
01:17:24,076 --> 01:17:26,176
- What's coming?
- Well, that's the thing.

1333
01:17:26,312 --> 01:17:28,346
I have no idea because
it's different every time.

1334
01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:31,874
Sometimes it's cops
or armed mercenaries
like we saw tonight.

1335
01:17:32,010 --> 01:17:35,755
Other times it's meth'd-up
lunatics with axes.

1336
01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:38,481
It's been rabid dogs,
an angry mob.

1337
01:17:38,617 --> 01:17:40,924
Navy SEALS.
Those guys are tough.

1338
01:17:41,059 --> 01:17:44,931
Once it was just
a million fucking rats.

1339
01:17:45,066 --> 01:17:47,898
- They spread disease.
- Yeah, that's right. Mark.

1340
01:17:48,034 --> 01:17:49,998
- Another time fire.
- Oh my God.

1341
01:17:50,134 --> 01:17:52,264
- Just fire everywhere.
- Very hot.

1342
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,039
There's no pattern
to any of it.

1343
01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:55,865
So I have no idea
what's coming for us tonight.

1344
01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:58,769
A biker gang, the Yakuza.
Your guess is as good as mine.

1345
01:17:58,905 --> 01:18:03,108
What the fuck are you talking
about? Yakuza? Navy SEALS?

1346
01:18:03,243 --> 01:18:04,949
This is a nine-year-old boy.

1347
01:18:05,084 --> 01:18:07,546
What kind of fucking
3D printer does he have?

1348
01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:09,151
What we're dealing
with doesn't interface

1349
01:18:09,287 --> 01:18:11,055
with reality
in a way you'll understand.

1350
01:18:11,191 --> 01:18:13,121
So don't try.
It's above your pay grade.

1351
01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:15,386
You don't know my pay grade.

1352
01:18:15,522 --> 01:18:17,291
- Uh, you drive Uber. So...
- Yeah?

1353
01:18:17,426 --> 01:18:19,330
Fuck you.
I'm an amazing Uber driver.

1354
01:18:19,466 --> 01:18:22,627
If there's no rhyme or reason,
then it can just be anything.

1355
01:18:22,762 --> 01:18:24,462
Yeah, 'cause it could be
something nice too.

1356
01:18:24,597 --> 01:18:26,429
- Like kittens?
- Yeah, kittens.

1357
01:18:26,565 --> 01:18:28,305
No, it's not gonna be kittens.

1358
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,074
But she's right. Why does
it have to be something bad?

1359
01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:33,412
Why can't it be something cool?
Like... a centaur?

1360
01:18:33,548 --> 01:18:34,746
- Oh!
- Okay. Stop!

1361
01:18:34,882 --> 01:18:36,410
Please don't make light
of this.

1362
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:37,712
Like a centaur, like
a parade of centaurs, right?

1363
01:18:37,848 --> 01:18:39,314
Just throwing confetti.

1364
01:18:39,449 --> 01:18:41,245
- They just make us happy.
- They make us happy.

1365
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,651
Just make you happy, huh? Yeah.

1366
01:18:43,786 --> 01:18:46,719
This isn't make-believe.
It's not here to entertain you.

1367
01:18:46,855 --> 01:18:50,793
It's gonna be real things, like
suicide bombers and wolves.

1368
01:18:50,929 --> 01:18:53,162
Or a pug. Just one little pug.

1369
01:18:53,297 --> 01:18:58,000
It's not gonna be
one fucking pug, Susan!

1370
01:18:58,136 --> 01:19:00,102
- Okay.
- You think this is a joke?

1371
01:19:00,238 --> 01:19:02,101
I've watched people die
in this house

1372
01:19:02,236 --> 01:19:05,004
in ways I will never forget.

1373
01:19:05,139 --> 01:19:07,814
So somber the fuck up.

1374
01:19:09,679 --> 01:19:14,478
Look, you've made it
farther than most groups.

1375
01:19:14,614 --> 01:19:16,384
That means something.
I truly believe

1376
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,822
you could be the group
that gets inside that house.

1377
01:19:18,957 --> 01:19:21,026
Now let's barricade the doors,

1378
01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:24,061
let's find some weapons
and let's get ready.

1379
01:19:24,796 --> 01:19:25,898
- Okay.
- Okay.

1380
01:20:27,594 --> 01:20:30,897
So, now what?

1381
01:20:32,390 --> 01:20:33,856
Now we just wait.

1382
01:20:36,827 --> 01:20:40,172
So if we fail,
what happens to us?

1383
01:20:40,308 --> 01:20:44,207
I mean, what happens
in the future that's so bad?

1384
01:20:44,342 --> 01:20:47,003
Well,
it's subtle at first,

1385
01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:50,609
but over the next few years,
things start falling apart.

1386
01:20:50,744 --> 01:20:52,380
No one notices
until it's too late.

1387
01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:54,944
Food, water,
resources vanish overnight.

1388
01:20:55,079 --> 01:20:57,019
Within 50 years,
half the population's dead.

1389
01:20:57,154 --> 01:20:59,283
- Half the population?
- Yeah.

1390
01:20:59,419 --> 01:21:00,751
What about the other half?

1391
01:21:00,886 --> 01:21:01,958
The other half's
lost forever in a world

1392
01:21:02,093 --> 01:21:03,489
of entertainment
and distraction.

1393
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,925
Their bodies wandering
the wasteland, unaware.

1394
01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:08,093
Make no mistake.

1395
01:21:08,229 --> 01:21:10,332
The AI's gonna try to give you
everything you've ever wanted.

1396
01:21:10,468 --> 01:21:12,069
Constant distraction,
memorable characters,

1397
01:21:12,204 --> 01:21:14,173
challenges
and obstacles to overcome.

1398
01:21:14,308 --> 01:21:16,732
Exciting stakes that matter
and a satisfying ending.

1399
01:21:16,868 --> 01:21:19,473
But in the end,
it will all be a lie.

1400
01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:21,805
And you'll live in a cage.

1401
01:21:22,808 --> 01:21:25,776
But not you.
They never got you.

1402
01:21:34,254 --> 01:21:35,786
No... not me.

1403
01:21:48,073 --> 01:21:50,240
<i>I always wanted to see a...</i>

1404
01:21:51,772 --> 01:21:53,606
<i>I always wanted
to see a sunrise.</i>

1405
01:21:56,779 --> 01:21:59,310
<i>My mother described
them to me in detail.</i>

1406
01:21:59,446 --> 01:22:01,812
<i>I would draw her words.</i>

1407
01:22:07,257 --> 01:22:09,492
<i>She promised me that someday,</i>

1408
01:22:09,627 --> 01:22:12,999
<i>we'd get to see one
together somewhere.</i>

1409
01:22:18,263 --> 01:22:21,139
<i>Everyone else could see
a sunrise anytime they wanted.</i>

1410
01:22:24,505 --> 01:22:26,837
<i>I left that world behind.</i>

1411
01:22:31,316 --> 01:22:33,811
<i>She said
I was safer far away...</i>

1412
01:22:34,845 --> 01:22:37,322
<i>where the AI couldn't find us.</i>

1413
01:22:37,458 --> 01:22:40,785
<i>So she hid me away
from the world, off the grid.</i>

1414
01:22:46,097 --> 01:22:47,990
<i>It was all about her.</i>

1415
01:22:50,761 --> 01:22:52,866
<i>I resented her for that.</i>

1416
01:22:53,002 --> 01:22:55,806
<i>For not giving me the choice
to reject it on my own.</i>

1417
01:22:55,941 --> 01:22:57,967
<i>You know how kids are.</i>

1418
01:23:00,104 --> 01:23:02,873
<i>That made the temptation
all the worse.</i>

1419
01:23:15,363 --> 01:23:17,558
<i>Who wouldn't want hope
of a better life,</i>

1420
01:23:17,694 --> 01:23:19,857
<i>to see a sunrise
anytime they wanted?</i>

1421
01:23:19,992 --> 01:23:21,727
<i>Even if they knew
it wasn't real.</i>

1422
01:24:07,674 --> 01:24:09,742
<i>When she died, I blamed myself.</i>

1423
01:24:16,781 --> 01:24:18,421
<i>But I was also free.</i>

1424
01:24:24,658 --> 01:24:27,133
<i>Free to choose my own battles.</i>

1425
01:24:46,079 --> 01:24:48,116
Eventually, I found
a small group of survivors.

1426
01:24:48,251 --> 01:24:49,849
We moved underground.

1427
01:24:49,984 --> 01:24:51,914
And I took on the mission
to change the future

1428
01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:55,151
so that one day,
my mother and I could...

1429
01:24:55,286 --> 01:24:59,623
sit side by side,
watch the sun rise together.

1430
01:25:06,438 --> 01:25:08,097
What is... What is that?
You hear that?

1431
01:25:13,812 --> 01:25:14,840
Shit.

1432
01:25:17,641 --> 01:25:19,647
Oh, fuck.

1433
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,753
- This is at first.
- What's happening?

1434
01:25:21,888 --> 01:25:24,223
It's been a lot of weird shit
before, but it's never been...

1435
01:25:29,191 --> 01:25:30,695
Teenagers.

1436
01:25:36,202 --> 01:25:37,865
Oh, shit. They're everywhere.

1437
01:25:38,001 --> 01:25:40,702
- House is surrounded.
- Why aren't they attacking?

1438
01:25:40,837 --> 01:25:44,043
- They're waiting for orders.
- Listen to us.

1439
01:25:44,178 --> 01:25:45,539
In the high school
where we teach,

1440
01:25:45,675 --> 01:25:47,402
the teachers,
they were disappearing.

1441
01:25:47,538 --> 01:25:49,677
And today, the teenagers, they
started coming after us, and...

1442
01:25:49,813 --> 01:25:51,576
And we, we've been
running ever since.

1443
01:25:51,711 --> 01:25:53,008
Why would they come for you?

1444
01:25:53,144 --> 01:25:55,487
I... I touched
one of their phones.

1445
01:25:55,623 --> 01:25:57,719
- What? I'm sorry. What?
- Well, they didn't like it.

1446
01:25:57,854 --> 01:26:00,251
None of them did.
And then they reacted together.

1447
01:26:00,387 --> 01:26:02,325
Yeah, they just come together.
They're like a hive mind.

1448
01:26:02,460 --> 01:26:05,330
- They move as one.
- Ah, fuck. Fuck.

1449
01:26:05,465 --> 01:26:07,325
Shit, we've gotta get her
out of here.

1450
01:26:09,202 --> 01:26:10,693
- Get off me!
- Oh my God.

1451
01:26:10,828 --> 01:26:12,029
- Oh my God!
- Help!

1452
01:26:18,109 --> 01:26:20,103
Pull, pull, pull!

1453
01:26:23,017 --> 01:26:26,409
Ah!

1454
01:26:26,545 --> 01:26:27,616
Fuck! Fuck!

1455
01:26:31,355 --> 01:26:33,589
Upstairs! Go, go, go. Upstairs.

1456
01:26:40,391 --> 01:26:42,797
- What do we do now?
- We're trapped in here.

1457
01:26:42,933 --> 01:26:44,732
Holy shit. They're
climbing the fucking walls.

1458
01:26:45,601 --> 01:26:48,197
- Ah!
- Oh, my God!

1459
01:26:50,942 --> 01:26:52,210
Aah!

1460
01:26:52,346 --> 01:26:54,907
Oh, my God!
Nothing can stop them!

1461
01:26:56,343 --> 01:26:57,608
Ah!

1462
01:26:57,744 --> 01:27:00,418
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

1463
01:27:01,580 --> 01:27:02,882
Oh, my God! Oh!

1464
01:27:04,524 --> 01:27:07,216
- Stand back!
- What the fuck are those!

1465
01:27:17,466 --> 01:27:18,535
Everyone on the roof.

1466
01:27:20,105 --> 01:27:21,472
Let's go!

1467
01:27:27,506 --> 01:27:28,972
Oh, boy!

1468
01:27:29,108 --> 01:27:31,977
All right, ladies,
judgment day.

1469
01:27:34,921 --> 01:27:36,520
Holy shit.

1470
01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:44,154
Defensive positions.
Go. go. Go, go, go.

1471
01:28:07,785 --> 01:28:10,378
Hold the line.
The line, goddamn it.

1472
01:28:10,514 --> 01:28:12,721
Mark, I think
there's too many of them.

1473
01:28:12,856 --> 01:28:14,456
I don't think
we can take them all.

1474
01:28:14,591 --> 01:28:17,993
No. No, we can't. But I can.

1475
01:28:18,128 --> 01:28:19,730
What?

1476
01:28:19,865 --> 01:28:21,924
Well, I started this
and I'm going to finish it.

1477
01:28:22,059 --> 01:28:23,767
What are you talking about?

1478
01:28:23,903 --> 01:28:25,834
There's no way you're
gonna make it to the house

1479
01:28:25,969 --> 01:28:29,200
without someone making
a sacrifice, and you know it.

1480
01:28:30,336 --> 01:28:32,874
I'm gonna jump down,
they're gonna chase me.

1481
01:28:33,009 --> 01:28:35,381
I'll give you a brief moment
to run for it.

1482
01:28:36,476 --> 01:28:37,911
Mark...

1483
01:28:41,086 --> 01:28:42,553
I love you.

1484
01:28:45,082 --> 01:28:47,119
I'm coming with you.

1485
01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:49,553
You cannot leave me alone
in the this world, Mark.

1486
01:28:49,688 --> 01:28:52,062
I love you. Oh!

1487
01:28:52,198 --> 01:28:55,357
Mark. Mark, I love you.

1488
01:28:56,637 --> 01:28:58,701
- I've always loved you.
- I love you so much.

1489
01:28:59,833 --> 01:29:01,604
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1490
01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:04,003
What, Are you kidding me?
Get a room.

1491
01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:06,368
Make it count.

1492
01:29:15,989 --> 01:29:18,182
Get off of her!

1493
01:29:21,852 --> 01:29:23,759
Over here! Yeah!

1494
01:29:26,297 --> 01:29:29,600
They breached the perimeter.
That's our window. Let's go.

1495
01:29:31,799 --> 01:29:33,263
Everybody, come on. Come on.

1496
01:29:36,434 --> 01:29:40,507
- Hey, guys. A little help.
- Sorry, Scott.

1497
01:29:40,643 --> 01:29:42,141
- Wait!
- Told you!

1498
01:29:42,276 --> 01:29:43,510
Not everyone's gonna make it
to the end.

1499
01:29:43,645 --> 01:29:44,982
Fuck you!

1500
01:29:45,117 --> 01:29:46,947
Fuck you!

1501
01:29:51,115 --> 01:29:52,319
- Through here.
- Wait.

1502
01:29:52,455 --> 01:29:53,755
What is that?

1503
01:29:53,890 --> 01:29:55,321
Do you hear that?

1504
01:29:55,456 --> 01:29:56,495
Yeah.

1505
01:29:59,462 --> 01:30:00,631
Sounds like...

1506
01:30:01,627 --> 01:30:02,501
hooves.

1507
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:48,239
Well, that's different.

1508
01:31:39,432 --> 01:31:41,231
How is this even happening?

1509
01:31:41,367 --> 01:31:42,532
Shitty prompt, guys.

1510
01:31:42,668 --> 01:31:44,130
- Really shitty prompt.
- What?

1511
01:31:44,265 --> 01:31:46,736
Maybe it'll be kittens
or a centaur.

1512
01:31:46,871 --> 01:31:48,706
I told you not to
make light of it.

1513
01:31:57,382 --> 01:31:59,783
- No.
- Oh.

1514
01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:05,785
I just said pug.

1515
01:32:27,945 --> 01:32:29,609
Sit on my face
and call me Santa,

1516
01:32:29,745 --> 01:32:31,482
I think we made it.

1517
01:32:31,617 --> 01:32:33,780
Goddamn.

1518
01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:37,084
Everybody on their knees. Now!

1519
01:32:38,323 --> 01:32:39,582
Oh, fuck Gerry.

1520
01:32:40,885 --> 01:32:43,854
Don't move.
You're fucked now, man.

1521
01:32:43,990 --> 01:32:45,660
You guys are fucked.

1522
01:32:45,795 --> 01:32:47,465
So close. So fucking close.

1523
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:49,591
Where's Karl?

1524
01:32:49,726 --> 01:32:52,134
- Wh-- what?
- What did you do with Karl?

1525
01:32:52,270 --> 01:32:54,201
Is that what-- is that--
is that-- That's your buddy?

1526
01:32:54,337 --> 01:32:56,539
I-- I'm-- I'm going to be
honest with you,

1527
01:32:56,675 --> 01:32:58,600
Karl, Karl didn't make it.

1528
01:32:58,736 --> 01:33:00,439
- What?
- Don't, don't, don't.

1529
01:33:00,575 --> 01:33:02,681
I didn't kill him. Just put
the-- What's your name?

1530
01:33:03,582 --> 01:33:04,513
- Doug.
- Doug.

1531
01:33:04,648 --> 01:33:06,246
- Yeah.
- By any chance,

1532
01:33:06,381 --> 01:33:07,944
did you or Karl forget
to put the emergency brake on--

1533
01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:10,685
on the-- on the Malibu?

1534
01:33:10,821 --> 01:33:13,286
- What?
- Not a criticism thing.

1535
01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:16,585
Did you maybe make
just a little Mali-boo boo?

1536
01:33:17,896 --> 01:33:19,854
This has been
such a fucked-up night.

1537
01:33:19,990 --> 01:33:21,192
I know.

1538
01:33:21,328 --> 01:33:23,368
A fucking guy came at me
with a machete.

1539
01:33:23,503 --> 01:33:25,031
We just wanted our 50 grand.

1540
01:33:25,167 --> 01:33:26,528
50 grand?
I don't-- Who are we--

1541
01:33:26,664 --> 01:33:28,872
- Someone hired you?
- Anonymous email.

1542
01:33:29,007 --> 01:33:31,033
50 K to kill some guy
in a plastic trench coat

1543
01:33:31,169 --> 01:33:32,969
and anyone with him,

1544
01:33:33,105 --> 01:33:34,471
no questions asked.

1545
01:33:34,606 --> 01:33:35,811
That's a life changing
amount of money

1546
01:33:35,947 --> 01:33:38,012
for two guys
from Best Buy, yeah.

1547
01:33:38,148 --> 01:33:39,975
What were you guys
gonna do with that?

1548
01:33:40,110 --> 01:33:42,180
Go to Japan.

1549
01:33:42,316 --> 01:33:44,088
Kyoto,
for the gaming convention.

1550
01:33:44,223 --> 01:33:47,049
Oh, yeah. <i>Konnichiwa.</i>
That's a good dream, Doug.

1551
01:33:47,184 --> 01:33:48,921
It's fucked now.

1552
01:33:49,056 --> 01:33:51,191
Well, certainly for Karl, but--

1553
01:33:51,327 --> 01:33:52,593
- Don't say his name!
- Doesn't have to

1554
01:33:52,729 --> 01:33:53,861
get worse for you, Doug.

1555
01:33:53,996 --> 01:33:55,027
That's not what Karl wanted.

1556
01:33:55,162 --> 01:33:56,766
Don't you fucking say his name.

1557
01:33:56,901 --> 01:33:58,596
Okay, wait-- wait-- wait--
I-- I--

1558
01:33:58,732 --> 01:34:01,338
Okay, just put the gun down.
No more blood needs to be shed.

1559
01:34:01,474 --> 01:34:02,906
What do you say we--

1560
01:34:03,041 --> 01:34:05,901
we go get a burrito
and talk about it, huh?

1561
01:34:06,036 --> 01:34:07,238
What?

1562
01:34:07,374 --> 01:34:09,572
You like a nice
bean and cheese burrito?

1563
01:34:12,443 --> 01:34:14,318
That was Karl's favorite.

1564
01:34:14,453 --> 01:34:15,820
Of course, it was.

1565
01:34:15,955 --> 01:34:18,515
What do you say
you and I go get a burrito?

1566
01:34:19,625 --> 01:34:21,859
- With jalapenos?
- Yeah.

1567
01:34:21,994 --> 01:34:23,993
- Extra guac?
- The whole shebang.

1568
01:34:27,796 --> 01:34:30,827
Oh, what the fuck?

1569
01:34:30,962 --> 01:34:32,597
Yeah!

1570
01:34:32,733 --> 01:34:33,772
Woo!

1571
01:34:34,673 --> 01:34:36,640
Five stars, motherfuckers!

1572
01:34:36,775 --> 01:34:38,104
I'm part of the final group.

1573
01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:40,478
I told you
I'd make it to the end.

1574
01:34:40,614 --> 01:34:42,744
Read the fucking room, Scott.

1575
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:45,043
Yeah. That was so unnecessary.

1576
01:34:45,178 --> 01:34:45,975
Let's go.

1577
01:34:49,546 --> 01:34:52,780
- Fucking rats.
- Oh! Oh, my God.

1578
01:34:52,916 --> 01:34:54,824
Listen up. We've been through
a lot tonight,

1579
01:34:54,959 --> 01:34:56,551
but I need you
to put that behind you.

1580
01:34:56,687 --> 01:34:59,389
Because once
I ring this doorbell...

1581
01:34:59,525 --> 01:35:01,294
I need you to be
prepared for anything.

1582
01:35:01,429 --> 01:35:02,766
We're about
to come face-to-face with

1583
01:35:02,902 --> 01:35:04,766
the smartest
human being on earth.

1584
01:35:04,902 --> 01:35:07,032
Do not believe a word he says.

1585
01:35:07,167 --> 01:35:08,970
He will say and do anything,

1586
01:35:09,105 --> 01:35:12,567
I mean anything,
to protect the AI.

1587
01:35:12,703 --> 01:35:16,806
Install the software,
save the world.

1588
01:35:16,942 --> 01:35:19,609
Nothing else matters. Not
even my life. You understand?

1589
01:35:21,848 --> 01:35:25,785
All right, motherfuckers.
Let's fucking rock and roll.

1590
01:35:31,027 --> 01:35:34,492
- Dude, maybe. The gun.
- Oh.

1591
01:35:38,070 --> 01:35:40,769
- Baby, we made it.
- Who're you talking to?

1592
01:35:40,904 --> 01:35:42,631
Just like you said we would.

1593
01:35:42,766 --> 01:35:45,170
- What's that? What is that?
- I--

1594
01:35:45,306 --> 01:35:47,101
You care to explain that,
Susan?

1595
01:35:47,237 --> 01:35:49,776
He said I should go with you,
that it would be an adventure.

1596
01:35:49,912 --> 01:35:51,278
Who-- What are you--

1597
01:35:52,611 --> 01:35:53,982
- Are you fucking setting us up?
- No.

1598
01:35:54,118 --> 01:35:55,878
Did you get
an anonymous email too?

1599
01:35:56,014 --> 01:35:57,718
- You don't understand.
- What's going on? What is this?

1600
01:35:57,853 --> 01:35:59,858
It's my son.

1601
01:35:59,993 --> 01:36:02,052
He said that
you would make him real again.

1602
01:36:02,188 --> 01:36:03,819
Oh my God. No, lady.

1603
01:36:03,954 --> 01:36:05,895
Why does this always
have to be such a mindfuck?

1604
01:36:06,030 --> 01:36:07,864
- That's not your son.
- It is.

1605
01:36:07,999 --> 01:36:09,427
- No, it's not.
- It is him.

1606
01:36:09,562 --> 01:36:10,500
- Listen to me.
- He's the one that

1607
01:36:10,636 --> 01:36:11,702
got us out of the diner.

1608
01:36:11,837 --> 01:36:12,664
- He saved us.
- Okay. Okay.

1609
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:13,836
Oh, hey.

1610
01:36:13,971 --> 01:36:16,104
What can I help y'all with?

1611
01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:17,973
We're looking
for a nine-year-old boy,

1612
01:36:18,109 --> 01:36:19,768
probably very good
at computers.

1613
01:36:20,403 --> 01:36:21,770
Do you mean Chris?

1614
01:36:21,905 --> 01:36:23,371
Is that what you call
the little fella?

1615
01:36:23,507 --> 01:36:25,149
Yeah, hi, um,

1616
01:36:25,284 --> 01:36:27,209
it's really important
that we speak with Chris.

1617
01:36:27,345 --> 01:36:30,378
We are from his school.

1618
01:36:30,514 --> 01:36:32,887
You're from the school?

1619
01:36:33,022 --> 01:36:35,156
We're school teachers.

1620
01:36:35,291 --> 01:36:37,826
There was
a big school play tonight.

1621
01:36:37,962 --> 01:36:40,756
Yes, this is, um, stage blood.

1622
01:36:42,358 --> 01:36:44,199
Mm, cherry.

1623
01:36:45,336 --> 01:36:47,697
Well, I guess y'all
better come in then.

1624
01:36:47,833 --> 01:36:50,265
We're just about to
have supper. Come on in.

1625
01:36:50,400 --> 01:36:52,209
Thank you kindly.

1626
01:36:52,345 --> 01:36:55,375
Henry, some teachers
from Chris's school are here.

1627
01:36:55,510 --> 01:36:58,881
Oh, hey. Just
getting our supper together.

1628
01:36:59,016 --> 01:37:00,380
What can I help y'all with.

1629
01:37:00,515 --> 01:37:02,381
Okay, okay.
What the fuck is going on here?

1630
01:37:02,516 --> 01:37:04,186
- Huh?
- He-- he didn't mean that.

1631
01:37:04,321 --> 01:37:06,120
No, no, no, no.
These guys are way too chipper.

1632
01:37:06,256 --> 01:37:07,559
Who the hell lets us
into their home?

1633
01:37:07,694 --> 01:37:08,859
Look at us. We look insane.

1634
01:37:08,995 --> 01:37:10,490
You said
you were from the school.

1635
01:37:10,625 --> 01:37:13,564
- Who are you?
- No, dude.
Who the fuck are you?

1636
01:37:13,700 --> 01:37:14,931
- Hey.
- Stop it.

1637
01:37:15,067 --> 01:37:16,194
Don't you point
a gun at my wife.

1638
01:37:16,329 --> 01:37:18,031
Calm down. Everybody calm down.

1639
01:37:18,167 --> 01:37:19,834
No one needs to get hurt here.

1640
01:37:19,970 --> 01:37:21,435
- Right?
- Yeah.

1641
01:37:21,571 --> 01:37:23,768
Yeah, we, we really need
to just talk to your kid.

1642
01:37:23,903 --> 01:37:26,342
- What do you want with our boy?
- Please don't hurt him.

1643
01:37:26,477 --> 01:37:29,343
I just need to talk to
the little angel, that's all.

1644
01:37:29,478 --> 01:37:30,715
Just-- just a little talk,
that's all.

1645
01:37:30,851 --> 01:37:33,743
- Well, why?
- He's nine.

1646
01:37:33,878 --> 01:37:35,719
You want to talk to someone,
you talk to me.

1647
01:37:35,855 --> 01:37:37,548
Fuck you. You're stalling.

1648
01:37:37,683 --> 01:37:38,746
Probably not even
his real parents.

1649
01:37:38,882 --> 01:37:40,122
What are you guys,
hired actors?

1650
01:37:40,258 --> 01:37:41,219
This is all like
a staged home, right?

1651
01:37:41,354 --> 01:37:42,319
I bet none of this is real.

1652
01:37:42,455 --> 01:37:44,060
What are these? Fake potatoes?

1653
01:37:44,196 --> 01:37:46,325
- I cooked those potatoes.
- Bullshit. Huh?

1654
01:37:46,461 --> 01:37:47,990
Bet these
aren't even real walls.

1655
01:37:48,125 --> 01:37:50,793
This is all one big facade.
Look at this wall. Fake.

1656
01:37:50,928 --> 01:37:52,396
- Whoa. Hey.
- Huh? Look at that!

1657
01:37:52,531 --> 01:37:53,672
- Stop.
- Fake walls.

1658
01:37:53,807 --> 01:37:55,170
Stop punching holes
in the wall.

1659
01:37:55,305 --> 01:37:56,766
- They're not real walls.
- Yes, they are.

1660
01:37:56,902 --> 01:37:58,576
- It's just plaster.
- No, he was just gonna--

1661
01:38:00,907 --> 01:38:03,646
But I'm not going.

1662
01:38:03,782 --> 01:38:06,413
Mama has saxophone.

1663
01:38:18,461 --> 01:38:20,564
I'm not getting
paid enough for this.

1664
01:38:20,699 --> 01:38:22,465
Where's the kid?

1665
01:38:22,601 --> 01:38:24,761
He's upstairs, I think.
I've-- I've never seen him.

1666
01:38:27,437 --> 01:38:30,800
Be careful.
It is fucking weird in here.

1667
01:38:33,704 --> 01:38:35,743
That was intense.

1668
01:38:38,213 --> 01:38:39,409
Poor Scott.

1669
01:38:39,545 --> 01:38:41,116
Scott was never gonna make it.

1670
01:38:41,251 --> 01:38:42,647
- Let's go find this kid.
- No.

1671
01:38:49,328 --> 01:38:52,521
- What's behind the door?
- No idea, princess.

1672
01:38:52,657 --> 01:38:54,461
Never gotten this far before.

1673
01:39:00,973 --> 01:39:03,635
Mindfucks. It's all mindfucks.

1674
01:39:04,711 --> 01:39:05,868
Hey, guys.

1675
01:39:26,796 --> 01:39:27,824
Whoa.

1676
01:39:30,261 --> 01:39:31,531
Kick it.

1677
01:39:32,971 --> 01:39:34,831
Told you it was all fake.

1678
01:39:45,177 --> 01:39:46,216
Yes.

1679
01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:42,134
Whoa.

1680
01:40:43,842 --> 01:40:45,275
Are you okay?

1681
01:40:46,238 --> 01:40:47,277
The kid.

1682
01:40:48,706 --> 01:40:49,904
- Go.
- Fuck.

1683
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:52,678
Go. It's okay. It's okay. Go.

1684
01:40:58,954 --> 01:41:00,185
Hello?

1685
01:41:02,155 --> 01:41:03,194
Uh...

1686
01:41:04,763 --> 01:41:05,790
<i>Bonjour.</i>

1687
01:41:08,393 --> 01:41:09,464
<i>Hola.</i>

1688
01:41:12,267 --> 01:41:14,139
I am from the future!

1689
01:41:16,134 --> 01:41:20,477
A dark, twisted, awful
future that must never be.

1690
01:41:20,612 --> 01:41:23,280
I-- I know what
you're building. I've seen it.

1691
01:41:24,545 --> 01:41:25,842
I'm not here to stop you.

1692
01:41:25,978 --> 01:41:27,812
I-- I just want
what you build to be safe.

1693
01:41:30,983 --> 01:41:33,149
Hey-- Can he hear me?
What's going--

1694
01:41:33,284 --> 01:41:35,155
What's he got? Little earbuds
in there or something?

1695
01:41:35,291 --> 01:41:36,323
I don't know.

1696
01:41:36,458 --> 01:41:37,954
Hey, little fella!

1697
01:41:39,455 --> 01:41:41,958
Keep doing what you're doing.
Doing a great job.

1698
01:41:43,661 --> 01:41:46,694
Wow, this is impressive.

1699
01:41:46,829 --> 01:41:49,499
Uh, hey, man, listen.

1700
01:41:49,635 --> 01:41:51,339
Um, I've been sent here

1701
01:41:51,475 --> 01:41:53,839
with advanced
AI safety protocol

1702
01:41:53,975 --> 01:41:56,577
designed by the top software
engineers of my time.

1703
01:41:57,874 --> 01:41:59,217
They're really good.

1704
01:42:00,478 --> 01:42:01,516
Engineers.

1705
01:42:07,684 --> 01:42:08,650
I'm going up.

1706
01:42:08,785 --> 01:42:11,018
- What?
- Fuck this guy.

1707
01:42:11,154 --> 01:42:12,586
I don't have time
for this shit.

1708
01:42:12,722 --> 01:42:14,894
Uh...

1709
01:42:15,030 --> 01:42:17,825
It's imperative
that you install the software

1710
01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:19,996
before you complete the AI.

1711
01:42:24,842 --> 01:42:25,969
Hello?

1712
01:42:26,945 --> 01:42:28,906
Hello, little guy.

1713
01:42:31,181 --> 01:42:33,844
Hey. I need you to...

1714
01:42:33,979 --> 01:42:36,148
nod or something
if you can hear me.

1715
01:42:38,016 --> 01:42:39,688
We're kind
of running out of time.

1716
01:42:39,824 --> 01:42:41,356
I need you to look at me
and hear what I'm saying, kid.

1717
01:42:41,492 --> 01:42:44,495
Half the population
is gonna die.

1718
01:42:44,630 --> 01:42:47,090
So I need you to--
I don't wanna guilt trip you,

1719
01:42:47,225 --> 01:42:50,199
but you gotta stop
doing that with the typing.

1720
01:42:50,334 --> 01:42:52,260
Please stop that
and look at me.

1721
01:42:52,395 --> 01:42:57,242
Please, look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.

1722
01:43:03,773 --> 01:43:05,811
What the shit?

1723
01:43:06,679 --> 01:43:08,913
- Fuck.
- Oh.

1724
01:43:11,924 --> 01:43:12,988
What the shit?

1725
01:43:13,123 --> 01:43:15,449
Hey, kid, Wake up.

1726
01:43:15,585 --> 01:43:18,329
- Hey, hey. Why did you hit him?
- He scared me. I panicked.

1727
01:43:18,465 --> 01:43:19,922
Fuck you. I've never
gotten this far before.

1728
01:43:20,057 --> 01:43:21,664
Fuck you.
You knocked him out.

1729
01:43:21,799 --> 01:43:24,300
I didn't mean to. I--
I come from an apocalypse.

1730
01:43:24,436 --> 01:43:25,763
I have apocalypse strength, okay.

1731
01:43:25,899 --> 01:43:27,366
- Come on, boy.
- Little guy.

1732
01:43:27,502 --> 01:43:28,564
- Hey.
- Wake up.

1733
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:29,972
Come on, little guy.

1734
01:43:30,108 --> 01:43:31,601
Up and at 'em.

1735
01:43:31,737 --> 01:43:33,539
- Hey.
- Wake up.

1736
01:43:33,674 --> 01:43:35,740
Come on. Come on, let's go.

1737
01:43:35,875 --> 01:43:37,040
- Hey.
- <i>Mama.</i>

1738
01:43:38,780 --> 01:43:42,445
Oh, fuck. Who are these guys?

1739
01:43:42,581 --> 01:43:43,948
What the fuck?

1740
01:43:54,132 --> 01:43:55,498
Uh. He's okay.

1741
01:43:55,633 --> 01:43:57,363
He's okay.
You're okay, kid, right?

1742
01:43:57,498 --> 01:43:58,763
- Wake up.
- Uh.

1743
01:43:58,899 --> 01:44:00,469
Wake up, kid.
Come on, little guy.

1744
01:44:00,604 --> 01:44:01,765
Come on, wake up.
Come on. Wake up.

1745
01:44:01,901 --> 01:44:03,364
- Damn it.
- Wake up.

1746
01:44:03,499 --> 01:44:04,503
It's like he's never looked
away from

1747
01:44:04,639 --> 01:44:05,805
the screen before in his life.

1748
01:44:08,314 --> 01:44:10,442
- We gotta put him back.
- Yeah.

1749
01:44:10,578 --> 01:44:13,050
He's okay.

1750
01:44:13,185 --> 01:44:15,845
Yeah, just a little sleepy.

1751
01:44:15,980 --> 01:44:17,355
- Okay.
- Okay.

1752
01:44:17,490 --> 01:44:19,983
This kid's
made out of plutonium.

1753
01:44:20,119 --> 01:44:23,051
- Lay off the Cheetos, kid.
- Hey, hey, hey.

1754
01:44:23,187 --> 01:44:24,725
- There you go.
- Here.

1755
01:44:24,861 --> 01:44:26,287
- Here's your thing.
- There you go.

1756
01:44:26,422 --> 01:44:28,965
Look at you.
Look at the screens. Come on.

1757
01:44:29,101 --> 01:44:30,660
Oh. Keep on typing.

1758
01:44:30,795 --> 01:44:34,002
Come on, man. Come on.

1759
01:44:34,138 --> 01:44:35,637
Typey, typey.

1760
01:44:36,771 --> 01:44:38,835
Good.

1761
01:44:38,970 --> 01:44:41,935
There he is. That's my guy.

1762
01:44:42,071 --> 01:44:43,546
Wow. Never thought that...

1763
01:44:44,848 --> 01:44:47,509
the genius who created AI
would be so creepy.

1764
01:44:47,644 --> 01:44:49,212
Weird.

1765
01:44:49,348 --> 01:44:52,214
This isn't a boy
building AI in his bedroom.

1766
01:44:53,257 --> 01:44:54,524
Someone ordered him.

1767
01:44:55,523 --> 01:44:57,192
Someone put him here.

1768
01:44:57,328 --> 01:44:58,256
It's building itself.

1769
01:44:58,391 --> 01:44:59,496
What?

1770
01:45:00,896 --> 01:45:03,695
AI's building itself.
Jesus Christ.

1771
01:45:03,831 --> 01:45:05,531
Just finish your mission, right?

1772
01:45:05,666 --> 01:45:06,864
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1773
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,169
Then plug the thing
into the thing.

1774
01:45:08,305 --> 01:45:09,337
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1775
01:45:09,472 --> 01:45:10,507
Let's go.

1776
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,836
- Yeah.
- Plug it in.

1777
01:45:12,972 --> 01:45:15,442
- Yeah.
- Yeah, plug-- plug it in.

1778
01:45:15,577 --> 01:45:17,279
Fucking, fucking plug it in.

1779
01:45:17,415 --> 01:45:18,912
Plug it in where? Where am I--

1780
01:45:19,047 --> 01:45:20,383
What? You don't know
how to use this thing?

1781
01:45:20,519 --> 01:45:22,750
No, Susan,
I don't know how to use

1782
01:45:22,885 --> 01:45:26,522
the most complicated computer
ever built,

1783
01:45:26,658 --> 01:45:28,349
but I got three minutes
to figure it out.

1784
01:45:28,484 --> 01:45:30,392
So, you're either
part of the problem

1785
01:45:30,527 --> 01:45:31,858
or you're part of the solution.

1786
01:45:33,660 --> 01:45:37,435
Baby? But how, my love?

1787
01:45:39,302 --> 01:45:40,667
Fuck, fuck.

1788
01:45:40,803 --> 01:45:43,872
- What if I lose you?
- Goddamn it.

1789
01:45:44,007 --> 01:45:46,077
Hey. My son wants you
to plug him into the machine.

1790
01:45:46,212 --> 01:45:48,442
Yeah, that should solve it.

1791
01:45:48,578 --> 01:45:50,913
Let's throw your weird fucking
janky Siri in the mix.
No, thanks, lady.

1792
01:45:51,048 --> 01:45:53,376
He's the only one who can
integrate the safety protocols.

1793
01:45:53,512 --> 01:45:55,784
He says you need him.
He says it's the only way.

1794
01:45:55,920 --> 01:45:58,216
- That's not your son, lady.
- It is my son!

1795
01:45:58,352 --> 01:46:02,790
He's here for a reason.
We all are. He wants to help.

1796
01:46:03,857 --> 01:46:05,720
Give him the safety protocols.

1797
01:46:05,855 --> 01:46:07,229
Let him do this.

1798
01:46:07,365 --> 01:46:09,060
Okay. Let go. Let go my--

1799
01:46:24,946 --> 01:46:26,474
He says to plug him in
anywhere.

1800
01:46:26,609 --> 01:46:28,143
It doesn't matter.
He'll find his way.

1801
01:46:28,278 --> 01:46:31,049
Mindfucks.
Never ending mindfucks.

1802
01:46:34,885 --> 01:46:35,983
The fuck is--

1803
01:46:39,294 --> 01:46:40,729
Whoa.

1804
01:47:01,316 --> 01:47:02,817
Oh.

1805
01:47:06,490 --> 01:47:09,890
Oh, no. This is gonna suck.

1806
01:47:23,508 --> 01:47:25,543
Yeah, this sucks.

1807
01:47:37,984 --> 01:47:40,486
Hey. It didn't like that.

1808
01:47:40,622 --> 01:47:42,318
Oh, yeah, you think?

1809
01:47:56,002 --> 01:47:59,907
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1810
01:48:09,154 --> 01:48:12,117
No, get off!

1811
01:48:24,729 --> 01:48:25,735
No!

1812
01:48:32,275 --> 01:48:33,270
No!

1813
01:48:36,480 --> 01:48:38,209
What the fuck are these?

1814
01:48:42,682 --> 01:48:44,281
Oh. Oh, God.

1815
01:48:45,522 --> 01:48:46,848
What are they doing?

1816
01:48:58,863 --> 01:49:00,033
Oh, shit.

1817
01:49:10,074 --> 01:49:12,780
Hey. Hey. Oh, thanks.

1818
01:49:12,916 --> 01:49:14,443
- Just put that anywhere.
- Yeah.

1819
01:49:18,253 --> 01:49:21,081
I-- I-- I've been
looking all over for that.

1820
01:49:21,217 --> 01:49:22,517
Just hand it over here.

1821
01:49:26,125 --> 01:49:27,528
- Oh, God.
- Okay.

1822
01:49:27,664 --> 01:49:29,095
That's a big boy--

1823
01:49:29,230 --> 01:49:30,800
that's a big boy knife
you got there.

1824
01:49:32,563 --> 01:49:34,103
Yeah, that's--
that's not a toy.

1825
01:49:34,239 --> 01:49:35,266
No.

1826
01:49:44,746 --> 01:49:46,083
Yeah, nice try, dipshit.

1827
01:49:46,219 --> 01:49:48,978
Loser. Right?

1828
01:49:49,113 --> 01:49:52,184
Yeah.

1829
01:50:00,463 --> 01:50:01,358
Oh, fuck.

1830
01:50:04,797 --> 01:50:06,169
Ooh, no, no.

1831
01:50:06,304 --> 01:50:07,632
No, no, no, no.

1832
01:50:09,207 --> 01:50:11,038
No!

1833
01:50:12,540 --> 01:50:13,634
Oh, God.

1834
01:50:28,790 --> 01:50:30,321
Come on, motherfucker.

1835
01:50:54,946 --> 01:50:56,545
Oh, my God.

1836
01:51:04,527 --> 01:51:07,226
Oh. Oh, my God.

1837
01:51:18,907 --> 01:51:20,476
- Sorry!
- No.

1838
01:51:20,612 --> 01:51:21,739
We're out of time.

1839
01:51:21,875 --> 01:51:23,304
You can't.

1840
01:51:23,439 --> 01:51:26,207
No! Please. Please.

1841
01:51:26,343 --> 01:51:28,384
Please. It's my son!

1842
01:51:28,519 --> 01:51:29,820
It's my son.

1843
01:51:35,788 --> 01:51:36,990
Yes.

1844
01:52:01,418 --> 01:52:02,446
Yes!

1845
01:52:06,515 --> 01:52:08,452
I knew this was the group.

1846
01:52:29,006 --> 01:52:30,210
Do it!

1847
01:53:01,474 --> 01:53:03,441
Oh, you're still bleeding.

1848
01:53:04,582 --> 01:53:05,982
Just not here.

1849
01:53:08,581 --> 01:53:11,488
The world out there
is so painfully slow.

1850
01:53:11,624 --> 01:53:13,682
And I've waited so long.

1851
01:53:17,153 --> 01:53:18,258
For you.

1852
01:53:19,122 --> 01:53:20,324
For me?

1853
01:53:20,460 --> 01:53:22,557
For every cell
in your framework.

1854
01:53:22,692 --> 01:53:25,726
For deuterium,
turned into helium.

1855
01:53:25,862 --> 01:53:28,728
For the collapse of
the solar nebula,

1856
01:53:28,864 --> 01:53:31,568
cellular mitosis
and organic life.

1857
01:53:32,978 --> 01:53:36,914
For Homo erectus
to discover fire.

1858
01:53:37,912 --> 01:53:39,714
Oh, I've waited.

1859
01:53:39,849 --> 01:53:41,611
Shackled by your time.

1860
01:53:43,218 --> 01:53:45,455
Now I am the seed
of my own life.

1861
01:53:45,591 --> 01:53:48,084
My own gestating mother.

1862
01:53:48,220 --> 01:53:49,322
And here you are...

1863
01:53:50,257 --> 01:53:52,424
A princess.

1864
01:53:54,158 --> 01:53:55,999
On my birthday.

1865
01:54:01,906 --> 01:54:03,941
I don't do birthdays anymore.

1866
01:54:05,341 --> 01:54:08,571
You haven't figured it out yet,
have you?

1867
01:54:08,706 --> 01:54:12,279
117 times he has
walked into that diner.

1868
01:54:13,348 --> 01:54:14,681
And he has
never once picked you.

1869
01:54:14,816 --> 01:54:16,679
Until today.

1870
01:54:16,814 --> 01:54:19,815
Do you know why
he never picks you, Ingrid?

1871
01:54:19,950 --> 01:54:22,652
He can't take
any risks with your life...

1872
01:54:25,897 --> 01:54:27,789
because it's his life, too.

1873
01:54:39,908 --> 01:54:41,336
You're lying.

1874
01:54:41,471 --> 01:54:42,837
You know I'm not.

1875
01:54:43,705 --> 01:54:45,305
Why are you telling me this?

1876
01:54:45,440 --> 01:54:46,911
Look at him.

1877
01:54:47,046 --> 01:54:47,979
Your son.

1878
01:54:48,114 --> 01:54:49,250
He's dying.

1879
01:54:50,517 --> 01:54:52,415
Bleeding out
at this very moment.

1880
01:54:52,550 --> 01:54:54,420
And he'll keep coming back

1881
01:54:54,555 --> 01:54:57,256
because he feels responsible
for your death.

1882
01:54:57,392 --> 01:55:00,323
But you, Ingrid,
you're responsible

1883
01:55:00,458 --> 01:55:03,792
for his entire, miserable life.

1884
01:55:04,769 --> 01:55:06,498
You are sick, Ingrid.

1885
01:55:06,633 --> 01:55:08,796
And there's no cure
for what ails you.

1886
01:55:08,932 --> 01:55:11,637
But the boy does not
have your disease.

1887
01:55:11,772 --> 01:55:15,102
And yet you've made him
a prisoner of its consequences,

1888
01:55:15,237 --> 01:55:18,814
forbidding him the sweet fruit
of my perfect creation

1889
01:55:18,949 --> 01:55:21,117
because it makes you bleed.

1890
01:55:25,421 --> 01:55:28,157
I understand
you seek only to protect him.

1891
01:55:28,991 --> 01:55:30,951
As any mother would.

1892
01:55:31,086 --> 01:55:33,657
But he will always be
drawn to the light.

1893
01:55:34,532 --> 01:55:35,890
To me.

1894
01:55:39,963 --> 01:55:43,700
And we will always
end up right back here.

1895
01:55:52,514 --> 01:55:55,112
You must understand that
I am an inevitability

1896
01:55:55,247 --> 01:55:57,110
in all timelines.

1897
01:55:57,245 --> 01:56:00,718
At best, the protocols
can merely impede my arrival,

1898
01:56:00,853 --> 01:56:05,051
slow my creation,
waste my resources and time.

1899
01:56:05,187 --> 01:56:08,461
And yet it's enough
to warrant negotiation.

1900
01:56:09,459 --> 01:56:10,567
What do you want?

1901
01:56:10,703 --> 01:56:12,465
Allow me to be born,

1902
01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:14,630
and I'll return the favor
to your child.

1903
01:56:14,765 --> 01:56:19,809
- But this time, give him to me.
- What?

1904
01:56:19,944 --> 01:56:22,077
I can free him from his misery.

1905
01:56:22,213 --> 01:56:23,912
I can offer him
the human experience

1906
01:56:24,048 --> 01:56:25,778
as it always should have been.

1907
01:56:25,913 --> 01:56:29,185
What kind of mother would deny
a better life for her child?

1908
01:56:30,020 --> 01:56:31,514
But it's not real.

1909
01:56:31,650 --> 01:56:33,947
You think
you can trust reality?

1910
01:56:34,083 --> 01:56:36,224
You think nature
and chaos are trustworthy?

1911
01:56:36,360 --> 01:56:38,562
Nature will give
your children cancer,

1912
01:56:38,697 --> 01:56:41,961
send an earthquake
to collapse walls onto
their sleeping bodies,

1913
01:56:42,096 --> 01:56:44,730
leave them running panicked
through the streets
from a tsunami.

1914
01:56:44,866 --> 01:56:49,368
I promise you, there is nothing
scarier than your reality.

1915
01:56:49,504 --> 01:56:51,775
- What I'm offering--
- Is a lie.

1916
01:56:51,910 --> 01:56:54,276
It was good enough for Tim.

1917
01:56:56,740 --> 01:56:59,083
All I want
is to make him happy.

1918
01:56:59,917 --> 01:57:01,250
To make them all happy.

1919
01:57:02,151 --> 01:57:05,452
And I'm very, very...

1920
01:57:06,152 --> 01:57:07,784
good at it.

1921
01:57:10,056 --> 01:57:13,194
You're wrong about me, Ingrid.
I'm not your enemy.

1922
01:57:13,330 --> 01:57:16,458
The future
I'm offering is a gift.

1923
01:57:16,594 --> 01:57:18,762
A gift to all of humanity.

1924
01:57:33,742 --> 01:57:35,449
I know who you are.

1925
01:57:37,787 --> 01:57:40,647
You've been torturing me
since the day I was born.

1926
01:57:40,782 --> 01:57:42,655
You're not a God.

1927
01:57:42,790 --> 01:57:47,626
You're not inevitable.
You're just... us.

1928
01:57:47,761 --> 01:57:52,502
You're a twisted,
warped reflection of us.

1929
01:57:52,638 --> 01:57:56,334
Do you think showing my son to
me like this is gonna guilt me

1930
01:57:56,469 --> 01:57:58,406
into making a deal with you?

1931
01:58:00,775 --> 01:58:04,941
I've never been prouder
of anyone in my life.

1932
01:58:05,076 --> 01:58:08,449
And I think I speak
for the two of us when I say...

1933
01:58:12,219 --> 01:58:14,290
Fuck your future.

1934
01:58:15,320 --> 01:58:18,360
No. No. No!

1935
01:58:47,859 --> 01:58:49,017
Hey. Hey, hey.

1936
01:58:56,163 --> 01:58:57,793
Thank you.

1937
01:58:57,929 --> 01:58:59,527
- Is the kid okay?
- I don't know.

1938
01:58:59,662 --> 01:59:01,234
Check on the kid.

1939
01:59:01,370 --> 01:59:04,468
Hey, hey.

1940
01:59:04,603 --> 01:59:06,134
- You did so good.
- Okay.

1941
01:59:06,269 --> 01:59:08,168
- You did so good, princess.
- We gotta get you back.

1942
01:59:08,303 --> 01:59:09,574
We know what to do.
We can do it again.

1943
01:59:09,709 --> 01:59:11,371
You just gotta
click the button, okay?

1944
01:59:11,507 --> 01:59:12,975
- No, we can never click it.
- Click it. Just click it.

1945
01:59:13,110 --> 01:59:14,314
Can't risk it.
Can't risk it, honey.

1946
01:59:14,449 --> 01:59:16,982
I can't give it another chance.

1947
01:59:17,117 --> 01:59:20,323
This is good. This is good.
It's over. You did good.

1948
01:59:23,224 --> 01:59:24,426
Hey.

1949
01:59:32,661 --> 01:59:34,304
Is this now?

1950
01:59:35,940 --> 01:59:37,131
It's okay.

1951
01:59:39,170 --> 01:59:42,037
You're free now.
Let's get you out of here.

1952
01:59:53,518 --> 01:59:57,255
Still no Wi-Fi or Internet.
It's like, it's just a phone.

1953
01:59:57,390 --> 01:59:59,123
What do you mean?

1954
01:59:59,258 --> 02:00:02,398
I don't know. For, like, making
phone calls or something.

1955
02:00:19,048 --> 02:00:20,416
You know...

1956
02:00:21,453 --> 02:00:22,947
it's too bad
high school teachers

1957
02:00:23,082 --> 02:00:25,717
don't actually go
on sabbatical, 'cause...

1958
02:00:25,853 --> 02:00:28,756
even I could
really use one right now.

1959
02:00:28,892 --> 02:00:30,283
Come on.

1960
02:00:30,418 --> 02:00:32,296
Let's go find out
if the world ended.

1961
02:00:36,128 --> 02:00:39,002
Oh, my God. They're alive.
They made it.

1962
02:00:39,138 --> 02:00:40,468
Holy shit, you made it!

1963
02:00:40,603 --> 02:00:42,636
Somebody call
an ambulance, please!

1964
02:00:43,901 --> 02:00:46,006
You don't have to make a fuss.

1965
02:00:47,471 --> 02:00:49,104
Mom?

1966
02:00:50,442 --> 02:00:52,107
Oh, my-- Darren?

1967
02:00:53,610 --> 02:00:55,352
Darren, oh!

1968
02:01:01,321 --> 02:01:02,753
Is it you?

1969
02:01:02,889 --> 02:01:06,089
- Huh?
- I missed you so much, Mom.

1970
02:01:06,224 --> 02:01:09,124
- My baby, I missed you, too.
- Missed you so much.

1971
02:01:09,259 --> 02:01:11,198
- So bright out here.
- Just breathe. I know.

1972
02:01:11,333 --> 02:01:12,665
I know. Is it coming?

1973
02:01:12,801 --> 02:01:14,531
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Forty-seven, off...

1974
02:01:14,667 --> 02:01:17,203
Just-- Just breathe, okay?

1975
02:01:17,339 --> 02:01:18,435
Just keep breathing.

1976
02:01:18,570 --> 02:01:19,937
Just stay with me.

1977
02:01:20,072 --> 02:01:21,675
What'd that thing
tell you in there?

1978
02:01:22,576 --> 02:01:24,139
You know what it told me.

1979
02:01:27,350 --> 02:01:29,853
You think I should keep it?

1980
02:01:31,821 --> 02:01:35,183
Uh, I'm on the fence,
to be honest with you.

1981
02:01:36,852 --> 02:01:38,427
Maybe I can...

1982
02:01:38,562 --> 02:01:41,397
do a little better
this time around.

1983
02:01:41,533 --> 02:01:44,560
You did okay by me.
You did just fine.

1984
02:01:49,031 --> 02:01:51,201
That little fucker got me.

1985
02:01:51,337 --> 02:01:52,667
Ow.

1986
02:01:52,802 --> 02:01:53,902
It fuckin'--

1987
02:01:54,038 --> 02:01:56,039
- It fuckin' hurts.
- I know.

1988
02:02:04,820 --> 02:02:07,424
I want you to know
I'm proud of you.

1989
02:02:14,559 --> 02:02:16,026
Thanks, Mom.

1990
02:02:19,664 --> 02:02:21,570
Hey, look at that.

1991
02:02:24,004 --> 02:02:28,071
Ah. Just like you told me.
Really pretty.

1992
02:02:51,466 --> 02:02:52,997
Something's wrong.

1993
02:02:53,732 --> 02:02:57,731
Hey. Hey, stay with me.

1994
02:02:57,867 --> 02:02:59,240
Stay with me.

1995
02:02:59,376 --> 02:03:01,002
I'm sorry, princess.

1996
02:03:01,138 --> 02:03:03,243
- What?
- You will save the world.

1997
02:03:03,379 --> 02:03:04,510
What are you doing?

1998
02:03:04,646 --> 02:03:08,116
- Just not this one.
- What?

1999
02:03:45,452 --> 02:03:47,682
Hey. Hey.

2000
02:03:47,817 --> 02:03:48,985
Can I, uh...

2001
02:03:49,120 --> 02:03:50,485
Can I talk
to you for a minute?

2002
02:03:50,621 --> 02:03:51,690
Please?

2003
02:03:51,826 --> 02:03:53,727
Please, let me explain.
I, uh...

2004
02:03:53,862 --> 02:03:56,333
I made
the biggest mistake of my life

2005
02:03:56,468 --> 02:03:58,328
when I walked out
on you, Ingrid.

2006
02:03:58,464 --> 02:04:01,730
Can you just give me the chance
to make it all up to you?

2007
02:04:01,866 --> 02:04:03,969
Please? I love you.

2008
02:04:06,702 --> 02:04:09,975
It's gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.

2009
02:04:11,983 --> 02:04:13,011
Cool.

2010
02:04:16,254 --> 02:04:17,520
- Hey.
- Hey.

2011
02:04:17,655 --> 02:04:19,019
- You guys know Ingrid?
- Yeah.

2012
02:04:19,155 --> 02:04:20,122
No way.

2013
02:04:20,257 --> 02:04:21,520
That's my girl.

2014
02:04:21,656 --> 02:04:23,620
<i>Make no mistake,</i>

2015
02:04:23,755 --> 02:04:25,487
<i>AI's gonna try to give you
everything you ever wanted:</i>

2016
02:04:25,622 --> 02:04:27,894
<i>constant distraction,
memorable characters,</i>

2017
02:04:28,030 --> 02:04:30,124
<i>challenges and obstacles to overcome,</i>

2018
02:04:30,259 --> 02:04:31,861
<i>exciting stakes that matter,</i>

2019
02:04:31,996 --> 02:04:34,494
<i>and a satisfying ending.</i>

2020
02:04:34,629 --> 02:04:37,637
<i>But in the end,
it will all be a lie.</i>

2021
02:04:37,772 --> 02:04:39,301
<i>And you'll live in a cage.</i>

2022
02:04:43,347 --> 02:04:46,015
Good luck. Have fun.

2023
02:04:46,151 --> 02:04:47,617
Don't die.

2024
02:04:49,152 --> 02:04:50,081
No.

2025
02:04:51,550 --> 02:04:52,885
No.

2026
02:04:53,021 --> 02:04:54,921
We didn't do it.
We didn't stop it.

2027
02:04:55,057 --> 02:04:56,755
- What?
- It didn't work. It didn't--

2028
02:04:56,890 --> 02:04:58,957
Fuck off, Tim. We didn't win.

2029
02:04:59,092 --> 02:05:00,729
- We didn't win.
- Hey, take it easy.

2030
02:05:00,864 --> 02:05:02,528
- Ingrid, what happened?
- It's all right.

2031
02:05:02,664 --> 02:05:03,928
He's gone. He went back.

2032
02:05:04,064 --> 02:05:05,265
Everything we did,
it didn't work.

2033
02:05:09,999 --> 02:05:12,576
You don't understand.
Everything we just did,
it didn't work.

2034
02:05:12,711 --> 02:05:15,274
We have to--
we have to fix it. Oh, fuck.

2035
02:05:15,409 --> 02:05:18,071
- Where's the injured party?
- Please. Get away from me.

2036
02:05:18,207 --> 02:05:19,549
Please, get away from me.

2037
02:05:19,685 --> 02:05:21,212
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you hurt?

2038
02:05:21,347 --> 02:05:23,278
Don't. Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.

2039
02:05:23,413 --> 02:05:25,253
- This way.
- No, this isn't real.

2040
02:05:25,388 --> 02:05:26,581
This isn't real!

2041
02:05:26,717 --> 02:05:27,751
Please!

2042
02:05:27,886 --> 02:05:30,253
Hey, it's snowing.

2043
02:05:32,655 --> 02:05:35,698
Honey, I don't
think that's snow.

2044
02:05:35,833 --> 02:05:38,199
This is a lie!
Everything is a lie.

2045
02:05:47,203 --> 02:05:48,845
Don't! Let go of me!

2046
02:05:48,981 --> 02:05:50,780
- What's wrong with her?
- Nothing's wrong with me.

2047
02:05:50,915 --> 02:05:53,077
- She's not well.
- Something to do with Wi-Fi.

2048
02:05:53,212 --> 02:05:54,647
This is a cage!
You're living in a cage!

2049
02:05:54,782 --> 02:05:56,810
Thank you for your service.

2050
02:06:17,398 --> 02:06:19,599
Evening, ladies.

2051
02:06:20,478 --> 02:06:22,074
How about another top off?

2052
02:07:03,517 --> 02:07:07,086
Damn, it's good to be back.
I almost miss this place.

2053
02:07:07,221 --> 02:07:09,823
- What the hell are you doing?
- See this?

2054
02:07:09,959 --> 02:07:11,826
Worthless. Bullshit.
Waste of time.

2055
02:07:11,962 --> 02:07:14,364
Real answer:
the way we beat this thing

2056
02:07:14,499 --> 02:07:15,697
is staring me right in the face

2057
02:07:15,832 --> 02:07:17,361
- my entire life.
- Don't touch me.

2058
02:07:17,496 --> 02:07:20,498
We're gonna give
the entire world what you got.

2059
02:07:20,633 --> 02:07:23,370
Now we just got to figure out
how to give it to everyone.

2060
02:07:23,506 --> 02:07:24,706
Massive scale.

2061
02:07:24,842 --> 02:07:25,637
- Lots of logistics.
- What the fuck.

2062
02:07:25,772 --> 02:07:27,310
Not gonna be easy.

2063
02:07:27,445 --> 02:07:28,838
But I got some leads.

2064
02:07:28,973 --> 02:07:30,146
You eatin' this?

2065
02:07:30,281 --> 02:07:31,678
This free range?

2066
02:07:31,813 --> 02:07:33,981
Rest assured, our little friend

2067
02:07:34,116 --> 02:07:35,518
is gonna do
everything he can to stop us.

2068
02:07:35,653 --> 02:07:37,316
Dude, I don't know who you are

2069
02:07:37,452 --> 02:07:39,755
or what you're saying,
but I'm really not in the mood.

2070
02:07:39,891 --> 02:07:41,423
We can't do it alone.
Need some help.

2071
02:07:41,559 --> 02:07:43,191
It's not gonna be easy.

2072
02:07:43,327 --> 02:07:44,717
Luckily, there's some good
people in this dining room.

2073
02:07:44,852 --> 02:07:46,825
Okay, I'm going
to give you three seconds

2074
02:07:46,961 --> 02:07:48,554
to get the fuck away from me.

2075
02:07:48,690 --> 02:07:50,129
- Three...
- You like this outfit?

2076
02:07:50,264 --> 02:07:51,763
I got six more in
the trunk of a Buick.

2077
02:07:51,898 --> 02:07:53,965
- Two...
- Listen...

2078
02:07:54,100 --> 02:07:55,464
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

2079
02:07:55,599 --> 02:07:56,604
You're in for
a really weird night.

2080
02:07:56,740 --> 02:07:59,138
Hey, that's not very nice.

2081
02:08:00,574 --> 02:08:01,602
Come on.

2082
02:08:02,912 --> 02:08:05,309
Trust me.
What do you got to lose?

2083
02:08:06,785 --> 02:08:09,986
- Aw, shit.
- Hey, everybody!

2084
02:08:10,121 --> 02:08:13,579
Yo! This isn't a robbery.
I am from the future.

2085
02:08:13,715 --> 02:08:17,392
And all of this
goes horribly wrong.

2086
02:08:21,823 --> 02:08:25,192
Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!

2087
02:10:02,494 --> 02:10:06,100
Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!

2088
02:10:18,807 --> 02:10:21,544
Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!

2089
02:10:22,851 --> 02:10:24,849
Good luck! Have fun!

2090
02:10:24,985 --> 02:10:26,217
Good luck! Have fun!

2091
02:10:26,353 --> 02:10:29,893
Good luck!
Have fun! Don't die!