1 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:47,708 Ah. 2 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:27,125 ♪ Put your hand In the hand of the man ♪ 3 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,708 ♪ Who stilled the water ♪ 4 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:31,875 ♪ Put your hand ♪ 5 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,125 In special news, 6 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:34,417 Normal is celebrating 7 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:37,875 152 years since the railway came to town. 8 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:40,625 Weather advisory remains on a high level 9 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:42,875 with a winter storm... 10 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:44,708 ...looks like it's going to-- 11 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:48,083 ♪ By putting your hand In the hand of the man... ♪ 12 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:52,292 So, how's the motel treating you? 13 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:55,667 Exactly how you'd expect for 55 bucks a night. 14 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,083 What'd you do dinner? 15 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:00,500 I got delivery from the Chinese place. 16 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:01,958 Chang Lu's? 17 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:03,417 Is there another one? 18 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:07,167 No. No. Just Chang Lu's. 19 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,958 Have you been to Ernie's place to try his meatloaf? 20 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:14,083 It's amazing. 21 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:15,958 Duly noted. 22 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,542 This is Penny. 23 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,042 Sorry I missed you. Please leave a message, 24 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:26,625 and I'll circle back when I can. 25 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,792 Hey, it's just me, 26 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,125 Ulysses, you know, your husband, 27 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,708 if you don't mind me still calling myself that. 28 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,292 I know we agreed to take some time apart, 29 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,333 that you need space. I... I get it, 30 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:40,375 but I just thought I'd let you know 31 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:43,333 I landed another temporary sheriff job 32 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:46,208 in a little town called Normal, Minnesota. 33 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:50,042 Like a lot of small towns, it's half abandoned. 34 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:51,875 The other half is nice, though. 35 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,542 People seem friendly enough. 36 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,833 They built themselves a real nice little setup here, 37 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:58,708 considering how hard times are 38 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,958 for most folks in the country right now. 39 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:02,958 I don't know what their secret is, 40 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:05,500 but I could do with a serving of it. 41 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,625 Anyway, it's just for eight weeks 42 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,833 till they elect the new permanent lawman. 43 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:14,792 My goal is to leave this town just the way I found it. 44 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:21,542 What's the deal with that jacket? 45 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:25,375 It's pretty cool, huh? I got it to match my chopper. 46 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,958 - I didn't know you had one. - Oh, no, I don't, not yet. 47 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:30,958 I'm just saving up. 48 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,375 Figured I'd start with the jacket. 49 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,708 Well, it's loud. 50 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,792 You mean it's too flashy? 51 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,333 No. I mean it... ...makes noise. 52 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,792 It's literally loud. 53 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:45,625 And I don't think it's regulation. 54 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:47,083 - Right. - Sorry. 55 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,875 I'll just... 56 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,125 No, no. Just leave it on. Leave it on. 57 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,125 It's cool. It's very cool. 58 00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:58,125 Whoa. $16.8 million. 59 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:00,542 Where the hell did this town get that kind of money? 60 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:03,042 Community really came together on that one. 61 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:05,042 Yeah, I would say. 62 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:07,417 Hey, Mayor Kibner! 63 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:08,958 There he is. 64 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,625 I can't wait for the parade next week. 65 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,625 We all dress up. You're going to love it. 66 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:20,458 I always wanted to be the parade mascot, 67 00:06:20,542 --> 00:06:21,958 but I never got picked. 68 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:23,042 I'm not bitter, though. 69 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:27,208 The guys take their bikes pretty seriously here. 70 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,250 My bike's probably going to be a lot like this one. 71 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,708 Jeez, Randy. I wish my girlfriend was that dirty. 72 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:35,417 Have you got a girlfriend, Sheriff? 73 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,958 No. I've got a wife. She's had it with me. 74 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,875 Then I'll put an extra sugar in your coffee. 75 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:42,292 - Is that too much to ask for? - Hey, Tom! How are you? 76 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:43,958 Hey, Mike. This is America, God damn it. 77 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,792 What's mine is mine, for fuck's sake. 78 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:47,292 She can't go and talk to me like this. 79 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:49,542 I'm going to go put a pot on. 80 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,958 I feel like Sisyphus pushing a rock up a God damn hill. 81 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,000 What's the problem? 82 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,708 Tom's being a Goddamn dick. 83 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,542 - That's the fucking problem. - Fuck you, you trumped-up-- 84 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,083 Whoa! Just communicate the problem to me. 85 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,250 Depends who the fuck you're meant to be. 86 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,625 Well, if I'm reading this badge correctly, 87 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:04,958 I'm the sheriff. 88 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,542 Yeah. I sure as shit didn't vote for you. 89 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:07,958 I understand. 90 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:10,708 You know Sheriff Gunderson died, right? Last week? 91 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:12,792 This is Ulysses. He's filling in, yeah? 92 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:15,083 Yeah. I... I heard something about that. 93 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,958 - Well... - So you're his replacement? 94 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:18,208 I'm the interim. 95 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,708 It's like a substitute teacher. 96 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,083 For how long? 97 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,792 He's on week one of eight. 98 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:24,875 Morning, peoples! 99 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,042 Morning, Blaine. Ooh, donuts. 100 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:27,125 - Hey. Old-fashioned? - Okay. Well, so, 101 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,708 Carl keeps parking his Goddamn-- 102 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,083 - Carl's his neighbor. - My neighbor keeps 103 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,417 parking his God damn rig in my driveway. 104 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:32,708 - It's a tow truck. - I see. 105 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,083 Carl has his own tow trucking company, 106 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:35,875 - has since high school. - Hey, Mike. 107 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,500 I lived there first. It's my property just as much-- 108 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,333 Tom's on a flag lot, so they have to share a driveway. 109 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,625 He's blocking me in! That fucker's taking 70 percent. 110 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,167 Hang on! Hang on! 111 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,708 Look. You want me to drive out there 112 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,208 and sort this out with Carl for you? 113 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,625 Finally. Please. 114 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:53,250 Okay. Then I best head out there pronto. 115 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:57,958 Uh, we're good? All righty. Then I'll retire to my boudoir. 116 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,042 Hey. 117 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,708 How's that badge, Sheriff? 118 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:05,000 Keeping it warm for me? 119 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:08,042 I'm doing my best. 120 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,708 Election's in six weeks. 121 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:11,875 Remember to vote for me. 122 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,542 Sure. 123 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,708 Good people, small problems, 124 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,792 and if my instincts tell me something is seriously amiss, 125 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,500 well, then I'll get involved. 126 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:25,500 But yeah. I kind of stopped trusting my instincts. 127 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,958 It's not that I don't care anymore, Penny. 128 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:33,042 It's just, life's a lot easier when you care a little less. 129 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,875 Then again, we are who we are. 130 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:49,042 Nothing to see here. 131 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:30,625 Oh, there you are. Refill? 132 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,875 What? Oh. Yeah. Sure. 133 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,958 This is a hell of an armory. 134 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,042 Yeah. 135 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,500 Is that C4? 136 00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:43,417 Uh, that-- It is. Yeah. 137 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,958 Why do you have that? 138 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:47,958 I don't know. 139 00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:49,875 After 9/11, Sheriff Gunderson applied 140 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,458 for every anti-terrorism grant available. 141 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:55,125 Yeah? How much did he spend on training? 142 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,208 I should probably get back to the phones. 143 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,208 Well, the door was unlocked. 144 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,708 That's kind of a no-no. 145 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,542 Oh. Sorry about that. 146 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,417 Every town has its own little quirks. 147 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,625 You can't change 'em. 148 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,625 Two hundred K, and the instructions 149 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,875 are in Japanese. 150 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:21,792 The interim job 151 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,708 is not to get in the way of them. 152 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,542 I'm like a midwife with a gun... 153 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:31,708 ...helping 'em transition smoothly. 154 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,958 Oh, damn it. Damn it. Hey! 155 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,167 I like the way you law, man. 156 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,167 ♪ I'll trade you my heart For your heart, baby ♪ 157 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,292 ♪ Give you all My kisses to boot ♪ 158 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:12,042 ♪ I'll trade you my heart For your heart baby ♪ 159 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:14,542 ♪ Give you all My kisses to boot... ♪ 160 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,875 Hey, Sheriff. Welcome to my place. 161 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,167 Oh, you're Ernie? 162 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,458 Yeah, just like my dad and my granddad before me. 163 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,792 Oh, yeah. Tell me. What's the story with the decor? 164 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,792 Well, Granddad started collecting 'em after the war, 165 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,375 and he didn't stop till the day he died. 166 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,625 Any of them loaded? 167 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:31,833 Wouldn't be much fun if they weren't, would it? 168 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:38,042 So, what can I get you? 169 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,042 Uh, I heard good things about the meatloaf. 170 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,375 Sure. Coming up. 171 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,000 You got to try the pie before you leave town. 172 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,042 Hmm. 173 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,458 ...dropping temperatures. 174 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,958 Snow is much more likely, 175 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:49,958 making this our first big winter storm of the season, 176 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,708 and whoo-whee, does this look like a doozy. 177 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,792 Fucking weather. Fucking Minnesota. 178 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,875 ...plans to issue a shelter in place 179 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,875 warning around noon tomorrow. 180 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:04,042 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 181 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:05,333 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 182 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,208 Say cheese. 183 00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,667 What's going on, Officer? 184 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:03,083 Uh, I think a moose just stole your paint. 185 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,375 It is going to be a busy day today. 186 00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,167 I wanted to get your stamp of approval 187 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,625 on the parade route. 188 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,625 - Okay. - There's an intersection 189 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,542 that I think are just a real hornets' nest, 190 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,208 and of course, first, 191 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,083 we have the celebration of life at the sheriff's. 192 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:25,708 The... former sheriff's, that is. 193 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:29,708 But you don't have to worry about saying anything, 194 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,333 because the mayor's going to take care of that, 195 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,792 and there will be food. 196 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,292 It is a potluck, so it should be fun. 197 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,708 All right. 198 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,708 Anyone available? There's a situation 199 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,792 with Maynard down at the hardware store. Over. 200 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,125 Most of my time is spent on shenanigans, 201 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,708 - low-stakes stuff. - Report's 202 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,250 two assholes screaming at each other. 203 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,542 I get to say "Nothing to see here" 204 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,167 over and over all day. 205 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,958 All right! Just separate! Separate! 206 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:58,083 Mike, I need you to escort old Clayton here 207 00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,333 from the premises and arrest him! 208 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,208 - For what? - For being a sumbitch! 209 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,792 Sumbitch? More like thrifty. 210 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,250 Amazon's got these damn near 30 percent off! 211 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,958 Okay. To be fair, Maynard that seems... 212 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,000 This is America, damn it. 213 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,542 - The customer is always right. - ...like a fair price. 214 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,625 That's not helping. 215 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:12,708 Oh, the customer is always right 216 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,208 when he's trying to bankrupt the shop-keep? 217 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,375 No, no. Calm down. Calm down. 218 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,792 Listen, Sheriff. I will be damned 219 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,167 if I'm going to let some old-- 220 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,292 Like you need the money! You look like an angry thumb! 221 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,875 Go home and be Amazon's bitch, motherfucker! 222 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,250 Guys. 223 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,542 Guys! Guys! 224 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:32,083 Maybe we just want to bring the temperature down 225 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,167 a little bit 226 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:37,667 in front of the temporary guest from out of town. 227 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,875 Am I right? 228 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,125 Maybe we should go for a walk, hey? 229 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,958 - Okay! I'm going! - Huh, Clayton? Okay. 230 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,625 - I'm going! - Let's go. 231 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,042 Clayton, this is America, 232 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,958 which means you can't walk out of a store without paying. 233 00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:51,375 - That's a good point. - It's called shoplifting. 234 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,917 Maynard, you thieving motherfucker! 235 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,250 Enjoy your long walk in the snow, you geriatric tool! 236 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,542 - Sumbitch! - Okay. Come on now. 237 00:14:58,625 --> 00:14:59,875 Asshole! 238 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,042 How often does that happen? 239 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,542 Once, twice a week if I'm lucky, 240 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,333 and it's not like he needs the money. 241 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,083 He just likes pissing up my leg. 242 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,792 Whoa. There's a lot of locks on that cabinet. 243 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,000 What's going on there? 244 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,833 Stump removers. 245 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,958 Uh, what does that mean? 246 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,000 Old-school stump removers. 247 00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:22,875 I still don't know exactly what you're talking about. 248 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,208 Sheriff, come quick! 249 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,208 What? I want to hear your answer. 250 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,125 It's the yarn? What-- What about it? 251 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,417 It's the yarn. I-- I-- Look. Look. 252 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,958 I'm sorry. This is your "Sheriff, come quick"? 253 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:40,292 I ordered pink, and they gave me mauve. 254 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,792 Uh, not to play devil's advocate, 255 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,417 but that is not pink. That is mauve. 256 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,333 Mauve. That's what I said. What should I do? 257 00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,292 Well, I... I'm not going to be able to help you, 258 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,542 because they look exactly the same to me. 259 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,500 I'm sorry. I'm color-blind. 260 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:56,250 All right. Well, unlike you, Sheriff, 261 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,708 my clientele's a bit more discerning. 262 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,458 They're not color-blind. No offense. 263 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,792 Mike? 264 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,208 Are you there? Over. 265 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,958 Mike, come on. Pick up. Are you still with the sheriff? 266 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,542 Is that a police scanner you got? 267 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,958 You keeping tabs on me? 268 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:13,417 Yes, sir, and a CB radio. 269 00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:16,250 - Oh. - I get lonely. 270 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,875 And nosy. 271 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,792 Copy that, Sally. I'm on my way. 272 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,958 Take care. 273 00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,792 Call the fire department next time. 274 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,042 - Oh, I... - I'm kidding. 275 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,042 Your buck goes a lot further out here. 276 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,292 That's for sure. 277 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,792 Gunderson had got himself the Big Mac of McMansions. 278 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,708 He must have issued a hell of a lot of parking tickets 279 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,042 to get that. 280 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,458 So, what do you say about a man like Gunderson? 281 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,375 He was a son of a bitch. 282 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,375 But he was our son of a bitch. 283 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,167 - Boss? - He was a great golfer, right? 284 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,250 - Boss. - A medium fisherman and... 285 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,833 Oh. What's up? 286 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,042 You got to get in on this. 287 00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,792 This is just like Christmas. 288 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,792 You got Pete's meats, 289 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,292 fortune cookies, all you can eat. 290 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,042 You want me to make you a plate? 291 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:11,000 Uh, not unless I want to end up like Gunderson. 292 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,500 Oh. That reminds me. 293 00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,250 I think you should be wearing this. 294 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,417 But I thought you said you had only one. 295 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:25,708 I did, but when the visitation was over and done with, 296 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:29,042 I nicked it off of the corpse 297 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:32,792 before they closed the casket. 298 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:36,542 So, you enjoy the power while it lasts. 299 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,958 Oh, what a trip that was. 300 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,458 Those Japanese sure love their golf. 301 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,375 So, what'd you pick? 302 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,417 Oh. Uh, Ashford something. 303 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:19,875 I always tend to lean toward the Irish. 304 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,042 Seven Gs a bottle. 305 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,208 - Dr. Velie. - Ulysses. 306 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,708 Um, you signed, uh, 307 00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,833 Sheriff Gunderson's death certificate, right? 308 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,208 Sadly, yes, I did. 309 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,000 What happened there? 310 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:42,542 Well, a couple Wednesdays ago, around three in the morning, 311 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,292 Deputy Blaine found him out back 312 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,875 in little more than his tighty-whities, 313 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,208 frozen like a chunk of ice chiseled by a chainsaw. 314 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,708 What do you suppose he thought he was doing? 315 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,667 Not my job to go supposing... ...to be sure. 316 00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,875 Gunderson liked his fishing. 317 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,292 He had a fishing rod in his one hand 318 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,958 and a auger in the other, so my guess, 319 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,250 man thought he was going ice fishing. 320 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,042 At night, in his underwear? 321 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:14,875 Well, as you can see, the man was a drinker. 322 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,042 And a son of a bitch, 323 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,625 but then again, he was our son of a bitch, right? 324 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,542 Hey, Doc. Give me a minute. 325 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,167 I'd like to bend his ear, okay? 326 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,708 Now. Yeah. Thank you. 327 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,667 I want to thank you for coming. 328 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,042 Of course. 329 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,042 So, let me get this straight. 330 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:32,708 Did I hear... 331 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,208 you saw the moose? 332 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,375 I did. I got a picture of it. 333 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,708 God damn! 334 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,875 I am the only one in this town who has never seen 335 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,042 that fucking moose, 336 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,375 and I keep an eye out for it. 337 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,792 You know, in Native American culture, 338 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:52,875 the moose is a symbol of endurance and survival. Hmm? 339 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,208 - I-- - So, 340 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,042 what do you think of our little town? 341 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:02,250 - It's, um, charming. - Yeah. You know, I hear 342 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,208 that you are a very laid-back kind of guy, 343 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,833 not a crack-the-whip sort. 344 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,000 Well, I mean, I've been known to-- 345 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,792 Did you ever think about settling down? 346 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,208 You could be a real sheriff for more than a few weeks. 347 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,208 You could build a whole new life here in Normal, 348 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:23,875 because we really celebrate the community. 349 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,958 Around here, it's always one for all. 350 00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:29,333 - That sounds-- - Mayor? 351 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,333 - Yeah? - It's time. 352 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,708 Yeah. 353 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,333 But I want you to think about it. 354 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,667 - I will. - All right. 355 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,208 What do you mean, get out? 356 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,542 Why is that of your-- 357 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,500 Fine. 358 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,875 Have you been sleeping in your van? 359 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,083 What? What? 360 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,500 You're a mess. 361 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,792 You're not the sheriff yet, Blaine! 362 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,417 Hey, boss. 363 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,417 I was just, uh, checking on you. 364 00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:03,958 - Uh... you good? - I'm fine. 365 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,167 Well, I just wanted to let you know that they put out 366 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,542 more of those mini eggrolls. They're custom. 367 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,208 And the mayor's just about to tell the story 368 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,542 about the time he went on the cruise with Jane Fonda, 369 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,000 so... 370 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,708 You know who that is in the van? 371 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,208 Sheriff Gunderson's, uh, daughter, I think. 372 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Alex. 373 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,625 ♪ Here she comes on Down the street ♪ 374 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,542 ♪ Ain't she sweet with that Style and that smile ♪ 375 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,833 ♪ And don't you know... ♪ 376 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,667 Hey, lawman. Up for a game? 377 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,875 Uh, my hands are shaky. They only trust me with a gun. 378 00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,292 Company, then? 379 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,625 ♪ That's my girl ♪ 380 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:47,792 I got to warn you. 381 00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,792 I'm not very good. 382 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,542 So, would you say you knew Gunderson well? 383 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,000 Gunderson? Yeah. I knew him pretty well. 384 00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,167 It was sad, the way he, uh... 385 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,792 you know. 386 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,458 But he liked to drink. He liked to fish. 387 00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:05,833 So the way I see it, he died doing what he loved best. 388 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,500 You fish? 389 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:10,625 Uh, when I was a kid, with my dad. 390 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,083 - You? - Me? Fuck no. 391 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,542 Probably the only one in town who don't, 392 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,958 but in the end, death... comes for us all, 393 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,042 don't it, lawman? 394 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,542 I'm not getting a Sheriff out of you, huh? 395 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:27,083 If you really were, you would, but are you? 396 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,208 You've been listening 397 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,708 to my internal monologue, haven't you? 398 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,875 That's my job. 399 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:39,083 I'm Moira, the barkeeper here. 400 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,333 Rack 'em up. 401 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,167 Why are you here? 402 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:47,208 Stop fucking around. Come on. 403 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,042 I'm all ears. 404 00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:50,875 All right. 405 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:57,125 I used to be a regular sheriff. Nice county 406 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,250 with a couple little towns just like this one. 407 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,500 I married my high school sweetheart. 408 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:06,167 - Perfect. - It was. I was, uh... 409 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,208 pretty proud of myself. 410 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,542 I walked through life with my head held high. 411 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:14,875 I knew who I was. 412 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:21,875 Then this girl, uh... 413 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,542 Her dad, someone I knew, 414 00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:28,833 a, uh, upstanding citizen... 415 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:32,708 had been, uh... 416 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,875 I didn't believe her. 417 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,958 Short while later, there was an incident at the house. 418 00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:50,208 Gunshots, and I went in. 419 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,708 And she was standing over him. 420 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,792 He was wounded. She had a gun out. 421 00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:03,250 And he was cursing her for what he'd done to her. 422 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:06,875 And I told her to put the gun down, 423 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,292 and she didn't hesitate. 424 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,375 She shot him right between the eyes, 425 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,042 and then she aimed that gun at me. 426 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:16,667 And she cursed me for not believing her. 427 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,375 And then we both shot. 428 00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:27,875 Um, I had better aim. 429 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:32,875 After that... 430 00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:37,708 I got dark inside, and... 431 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:44,083 I didn't know who I was anymore, and I still don't. 432 00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:50,500 And the wife? 433 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,333 I, uh-- I was hard to be around. 434 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,000 I still call her. 435 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,542 She doesn't answer, but... 436 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,000 I don't mind. 437 00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:07,708 I live in hope one day she will. 438 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,958 You have one message. 439 00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,958 Hey, Sheriff. It's the mayor. 440 00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:29,125 People are really 441 00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:30,958 liking your light touch. 442 00:25:31,042 --> 00:25:32,542 Have you considered my offer? 443 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:33,875 Get back to me as soon as you can. 444 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,958 Come on! 445 00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:37,792 I want a sticky bun. God damn it. 446 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,375 I bet I can help you with that! 447 00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:41,458 Oh. Hi, Officer. 448 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,000 - Hey. - I mean Sheriff. I-- 449 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,375 - Got stuck. - Yeah. I see. 450 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,625 Yeah. 451 00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:48,292 Which you think will knock it down, 452 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:49,708 the caramel or the cookie? 453 00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:51,875 Uh, I guess the caramel should do it. 454 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,458 Yeah. That's my guess, too. 455 00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:58,500 - What's your dog's name? - Oh, her name's Olive. 456 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,792 - Nice! - Yeah! 457 00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:02,792 Hey, Olive. 458 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,083 What a good dog. 459 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:05,875 My name's Ulysses. 460 00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,833 I'm Lori. 461 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,167 You know, I wish these things had dog food. 462 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,875 - Yeah. Well, someday. - Yeah. 463 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,500 All right. Well, uh, watch out for the moose. 464 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:23,083 - Moose? - Yeah. Big. 465 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,375 Be careful. He might try and paint you. 466 00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,083 Moose? 467 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,833 Yeah? 468 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,500 Thanks. 469 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,000 Look. I... 470 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,417 I don't know if I should say this. 471 00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:00,208 But our mustaches are so similar. 472 00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:03,375 We're like a couple brothers. 473 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:05,792 Or at least a couple uncles. 474 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:12,250 Well, I should probably get back at it, so... 475 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,125 ♪ Since you left me, baby ♪ 476 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:28,333 ♪ I'm out all night... ♪ 477 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:30,458 How can love go away? 478 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,625 I mean, did I take it for granted? 479 00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:33,875 I guess I did. 480 00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:36,250 I didn't protect that girl, 481 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,167 and I lost you in the bargain. 482 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,333 You said I shut down, Penny. You were right. 483 00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:48,208 Is this what happened to Gunderson? 484 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,333 Did he give up and say, "Fuck it," 485 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,708 walk into the snow buck naked? 486 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,875 Oh, that's a hell of a way to die. 487 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:00,958 I'm not doing anything wrong. 488 00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:03,083 You been drinking? 489 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,875 Not when I was driving. I pulled off to start. 490 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:12,875 Bourbon? 491 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:20,542 - That's very impressive. - You mind if I join you? 492 00:28:21,792 --> 00:28:23,208 I'd-- Joi... 493 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,500 That's a cool belt. 494 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:40,542 I'm Alex. 495 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,417 I'm Ulysses. 496 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,417 Can I have the cheap booze? 497 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,250 You're Gunderson's daughter, right? 498 00:28:55,042 --> 00:28:56,042 No. 499 00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,083 Oh. 500 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:02,792 Yeah. Okay. Um, you're... you're Gunderson's kid. 501 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,833 He had lots of pictures of you on the wall in his office. 502 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,375 You got his eyes. 503 00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:13,042 Yeah. Those are old pictures. 504 00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,542 He's very proud of me. 505 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,958 Daddy's little girl going military. 506 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,500 Couldn't keep that up. 507 00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:26,125 You were having an argument 508 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,167 with Deputy Blaine outside the house. 509 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,375 What was that about? 510 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:31,792 The mayor. 511 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:36,167 Uh, he didn't want me to attend the memorial service, 512 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:41,875 because he said that I would be too much of a distraction. 513 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:46,375 - Well, fuck the mayor. - Yeah. 514 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,250 This town used to know right from wrong 515 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,542 before Mayor Kibner got here and... 516 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:52,875 Tried to make my dad see that, 517 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,167 but he was stuck between me and the town. 518 00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:01,000 And then I made him choose, and... 519 00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:07,833 It killed him. 520 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,042 And I don't know what to do. 521 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:14,708 Neither do I. 522 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:18,458 But I got an idea where we could start. 523 00:30:18,542 --> 00:30:20,208 You want to give me that? 524 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,208 Did you catch that? 525 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:33,208 Yeah. It's my one trick. 526 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,333 How long you been awake? 527 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,208 That's a great question. 528 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,167 I got a place you can crash. 529 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,083 It's a safe place. 530 00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:48,375 It's the safest place in town. 531 00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:58,708 - This? - Yeah. 532 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,208 Hilarious. 533 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,708 Breakfast is included. 534 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,708 Can I get you anything else? 535 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,625 Lock the door. 536 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:12,208 Sure. 537 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,250 I'll be in my office. Just yell. 538 00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:21,542 I'll either be sleeping or... 539 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:23,958 drinking. 540 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:26,250 Goodnight. 541 00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,208 ♪ Ever since we met... ♪ 542 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,625 It's gonna run like clockwork. 543 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,667 Hey. 544 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 - You okay? - Yeah. 545 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,625 ♪ If you go away ♪ 546 00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:44,208 ♪ As trouble ought to do ♪ 547 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,417 ♪ Where will I find Another soul ♪ 548 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,875 ♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪ 549 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,417 ♪ Then my bed is made of stone ♪ 550 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:59,792 ♪ A star has burned my eye ♪ 551 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:02,208 Good morning, food enthusiasts. 552 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:04,542 ♪ And teach her how to cry ♪ 553 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,708 ♪ But if you go away ♪ 554 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:09,250 ♪ As trouble ought to do ♪ 555 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,625 ♪ Where will I find Another soul ♪ 556 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,958 ♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪ 557 00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:15,708 Second Street right here, 558 00:32:16,667 --> 00:32:18,458 we cannot block that off 559 00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:22,125 because what if Mr. Neville has some sort of a terrible fall 560 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,417 down here at his house 561 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:26,083 and then Mrs. Neville gets him into the vehicle-- 562 00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:28,333 What? How? No, no. She's a tiny little thing. 563 00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:29,958 - How is she gonna-- - I don't know. 564 00:32:30,042 --> 00:32:32,708 Maybe they have a dolly or a wheelbarrow or something. 565 00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:36,083 Uh, boss, do you wanna describe 566 00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:38,208 standard operating procedure to the civilian for me? 567 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,542 Well, it's an emergency situation? 568 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:42,958 It's an emergency. 569 00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:45,875 I'm with Sally. Just move the cones. 570 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,250 Have we lost all respect for cones? 571 00:32:51,042 --> 00:32:53,542 The hell is that? Is that a test? 572 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,875 Shit. 573 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,792 Oh, shit. Oh. 574 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,250 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 575 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:14,542 - Right behind you. - Come on! 576 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:15,542 Okay then. 577 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:19,125 Everybody, down and stay down! 578 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,875 - Guns, kick 'em to me! - Nobody move! 579 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,458 Come on! Kick 'em to me! 580 00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:26,042 Okay. Shit. 581 00:33:26,542 --> 00:33:28,083 All right, babe! All clear! 582 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:29,792 - You! - Just stay down. 583 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,625 Fill them! Fill them! Fill them! Fill 'em! 584 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,875 In the bags! 585 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,167 Do what we say and no one gets hurt! 586 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,375 Everything's going to be okay. 587 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,875 Come on! Come on! Come on! 588 00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:41,875 Where... Where is the rest of it? This is it? 589 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,875 Sorry. Nobody uses cash anymore. 590 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,333 Babe, this is, like, two grand. 591 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:47,500 Fuck. 592 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,292 - That's not enough. - Fuck! 593 00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,458 It's not enough! Fuck! 594 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:52,958 We did all this for two grand? 595 00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:54,167 Take me to the vault. 596 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,458 Really? The vault? Really? 597 00:33:55,542 --> 00:33:58,208 Yeah. Please, Terry, to the vault. 598 00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:02,417 Stay right there. Stay right there. Oh, shit. 599 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,417 Keep your hands where I can goddamn see them! 600 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,000 Hey, nobody move! 601 00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,542 Baby, we don't have the fucking time to go into the vault. 602 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:10,708 - We have to go. - Then we make the time. 603 00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:11,792 Then we make the fucking time. 604 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,708 What's wrong with him? 605 00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:19,375 - Hey. - Oh, my God. Fuck! 606 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,542 - Sir? - Help. 607 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,875 - Don't kick him! - Are you okay? 608 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,000 Stop asking questions. 609 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:25,792 Don't you see he's having a heart attack? 610 00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,500 - Help him! Help him! - Shit! 611 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,958 You said no one was going to get hurt. 612 00:34:30,042 --> 00:34:31,625 This is not going like clockwork! 613 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,458 I... I can't open it! 614 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:36,000 - Push and twist! - I'm pushing! 615 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:37,708 I'm pushing and I'm twisting! I'm pushing and I'm twisting. 616 00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:40,333 Push and twist! It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 617 00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:44,167 Okay. Okay. Here you go. Here you go. 618 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,250 Yeah. Come on. There we go. 619 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,875 Okay. There we go! 620 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:49,958 Problem solved! 621 00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:51,417 He's still having a heart attack. 622 00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,375 He's stopped breathing! He's stopped breathing, babe! 623 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,208 - Help him! Help him! - Okay! 624 00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:56,625 Chest compressions! 625 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:58,958 It's fine. It's gonna be fine. 626 00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:01,375 Come on. Come on. 627 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,000 Nobody move! 628 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:04,958 It's gonna be fine. 629 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,958 Come on. Come on. 630 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,875 Shit. 631 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,875 Sheriff, when we get to the bank, 632 00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,292 you let me and Mike handle things. 633 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,875 Yeah. You best supervise. 634 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,208 You know, you just hang back-- 635 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:36,792 It's gonna be fine. 636 00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:38,000 Come on. 637 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:58,625 Keith! Oh, my God! 638 00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:00,083 Baby, I'm so sorry! 639 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,625 - Let me see. Let me see. - You shot me. 640 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:04,125 It was an accident! 641 00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,875 It's just a nick. The stab wound's worse. 642 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,792 - I'm sorry! - You killed the other guys. 643 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:12,042 Yeah. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? 644 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,542 Keep going. 645 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,125 Okay. Right. Come on. 646 00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:37,000 - Excuse me? Miss? - What? 647 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:39,792 - Do you want me to get that? - What? 648 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,250 The machine will get it. 649 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,625 Come on. Come on. 650 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,167 - No one's answering. - Keep trying! 651 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,250 What's the point? It's all automated now anyway. 652 00:36:54,542 --> 00:36:55,708 What's he doing? 653 00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:58,417 Hey, it's okay, Olive. 654 00:36:58,542 --> 00:36:59,500 Is that a dog? 655 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,875 Mike, cover at the rear. 656 00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:06,000 - Deputy, cover my ass. - Oh, just hang on. 657 00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,625 Guys... I'm going in. 658 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:10,333 The fuck you are. 659 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,000 - Sir. - Look. 660 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,292 Let's just wait for some more backup. 661 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:15,958 If we don't play this right, 662 00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:17,708 we're going to have a massacre in there. 663 00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:21,792 - You guys okay? - Yeah. 664 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:23,167 Calm down. 665 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,958 This is messy. 666 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:28,167 What are we going to do about him? 667 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:32,708 - Why you asking me? - Calm cleans messy. 668 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:37,333 I'm going to talk to them. 669 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,375 We got us a situation. 670 00:37:42,667 --> 00:37:43,958 Yeah, I do know what I signed up for, 671 00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:46,333 but jeez, I didn't think I'd actually have to do it. 672 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,208 Hello? 673 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:57,208 Fuck. 674 00:37:58,083 --> 00:37:59,042 Deputy, what did he say? 675 00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:00,958 You know what he said. 676 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:04,083 We all agreed to the same damn thing. 677 00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:09,958 Come on. Come on. Come on. 678 00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,542 Stay cool! I'm coming in! 679 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,167 You okay? 680 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:23,875 Yeah. 681 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,167 Damn it. 682 00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:35,875 Ah! 683 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:45,875 Oh, shit. Did you hit his vest? 684 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,042 Fuck. 685 00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,125 Hold fire! Hold fire! Hold your fucking fire! 686 00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:52,125 You have someone out there? 687 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:53,875 Why are they shooting at you? 688 00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:59,083 Ah! 689 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,167 Motherfucker! 690 00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,458 Ah! 691 00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,542 Did I get him? 692 00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:07,792 - Uh-- - Did I get him? 693 00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,167 Yeah. Yeah. No. 694 00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,167 Ah! My ear! 695 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:19,000 Mike, my ear! 696 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:22,958 Get down! 697 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,083 Fuck! 698 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:35,875 Get behind me! 699 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,208 Go! Go! Go! 700 00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:41,708 You too! Come on! 701 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,875 Move! Move! 702 00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:58,958 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 703 00:39:59,042 --> 00:40:00,042 Stop! 704 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:04,667 I shot Teddy. 705 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,417 It's fine, alright? Just... Just help me with my ear. 706 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:09,958 You think they can put it back on? 707 00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:11,875 - Okay. Oh, that's bad. - I need more snow. 708 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,958 Oh, that's bad. Really bad. 709 00:40:15,042 --> 00:40:16,875 Is this some kind of setup? Are you guys in on this? 710 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,625 No! We're just-- Shooting at us I get. 711 00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:21,708 It's fair. We're robbing the bank. 712 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,000 But you're the sheriff. 713 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,167 Why are they shooting at you? 714 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,250 I'm at a loss. 715 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,417 But you're the sheriff! 716 00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:28,042 I'm the goddamn substitute. 717 00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:29,083 - What, man? - What? 718 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,542 What are you talking about, man? 719 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:31,958 - Hey! - Okay! 720 00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:33,833 - I'm sorry! - What's going on? 721 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,542 Why didn't you guys just take the till? 722 00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:39,167 When you asked about the vault, they... they... 723 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,542 What about the vault? 724 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:45,042 Don't make me ask twice. 725 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,542 Holy shit. 726 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:01,375 Yeah. We weren't after this. 727 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,792 - What is this? - Oh. 728 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,500 Oh, come on. 729 00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:08,708 Hey! Come back here! 730 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:09,792 Where you going? 731 00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:12,000 Calm the fuck down! 732 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:14,875 Be cool, man. Just chill. Chill. 733 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,708 We're beyond chill, mother-- 734 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:18,208 Ah! 735 00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:20,542 Oh. 736 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,333 Okay. We gotta put pressure on it. 737 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,000 Ready? One, two, three. 738 00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,042 - Oh, yeah. - I know. I'm sorry. 739 00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:40,042 That stings. 740 00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:55,417 Mike, is that you? 741 00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:56,875 I can hear your jacket! 742 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000 No, boss! 743 00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:07,375 Go around! 744 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,000 Please, get us out of here. 745 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,083 Oh. 746 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,250 - What's happening? - Heck if I know. 747 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,792 It's Lori, right? 748 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:17,542 Yeah. This is Keith. 749 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:18,708 That's Ulysses. 750 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:23,000 Oh, hey. Did you ever get dog food for Olive? 751 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,333 - Yeah, I did. - Good. 752 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:26,792 What is going on here? 753 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:29,042 I don't know what the hell this is, 754 00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:33,542 but they shot at me and you didn't, 755 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:36,542 so the way I see it, this fucked-up little trio of ours, 756 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:38,333 we're a team. You good with that? 757 00:42:38,417 --> 00:42:39,500 Yes, sir. 758 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,500 Yes, sir. 759 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,083 How you feeling? 760 00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:47,250 Yeah, about as good as I look. 761 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,250 So worse than I thought, then. 762 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:54,167 I'll buy us some time. 763 00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:55,875 Time for what? 764 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:57,708 I'm working on that. 765 00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,958 See what's inside those crates. 766 00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:04,292 - Why? - Because they look military, 767 00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:05,792 and we look outgunned. 768 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,875 Deputy Blaine? You still with us? 769 00:43:16,042 --> 00:43:18,042 Yeah. Luckily for you, he is. 770 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:21,125 You managed to shoot his ear off, I'll tell you. 771 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,333 Mayor. 772 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:23,875 Yeah. Sheriff... 773 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,375 Sheriff? 774 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,958 He hung up on me. 775 00:43:29,667 --> 00:43:31,042 The fucker hung up on me. 776 00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:33,708 No, no, no. Lower your guns. 777 00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:36,083 My bad. My bad. Bars. 778 00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:39,042 All right. Here. I got him. I got him. 779 00:43:39,167 --> 00:43:40,042 You were saying? 780 00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:41,458 Yeah. I was saying 781 00:43:41,542 --> 00:43:45,792 that I asked my deputy to shoot you clean through, 782 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:49,625 but I guess, like, a small request is too much for him. 783 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:51,792 What are you, blind? 784 00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:53,625 Sorry. Snow got into my eye, 785 00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:55,625 so I had to close it and... and... 786 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:56,875 You what? 787 00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:58,375 I've seen what's in the vault. 788 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,875 Who's in on this? 789 00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:03,375 Is it you and Blaine or the whole department? 790 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:08,625 Son, I have got the whole town at my back. 791 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:13,167 Let me explain. You're just one cop. 792 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:17,375 We're Normal, population 1,890. 793 00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:23,083 What's it all about, Mayor? 794 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:25,542 What's this all about? 795 00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,167 You know, main streets like ours... 796 00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:34,125 they are like strewn corpses across America, 797 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,333 holding on by a thread, 798 00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:39,417 hoping they can keep a dialysis center open 799 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,875 or a little thrift shop 800 00:44:41,042 --> 00:44:44,167 or an antique store with no antiques. 801 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:47,333 They've been plundered by banks and conglomerates. 802 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,542 So when the Yakuza came 803 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,000 and said they want to make a deal-- 804 00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,875 With the Yakuza? 805 00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:54,167 Trust me. 806 00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:55,708 They're a thing. 807 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,875 They make a lot of money in America. 808 00:44:57,958 --> 00:44:59,625 They can't ship it all home. 809 00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:01,042 So when they asked us to hold 810 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:03,375 a portion of their illicit US profits-- 811 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,125 For a percentage, mind-- 812 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,542 I said, "Sure. We'll take it." 813 00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:09,958 And the whole town sold its soul. 814 00:45:10,042 --> 00:45:11,542 Not the whole town. 815 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,042 There was some negative Nancys. 816 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:18,208 But I took care of them, trust me. 817 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:21,708 And, uh... 818 00:45:21,792 --> 00:45:24,042 me having seen what I've seen, 819 00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:26,792 I guess there's no way out of this for me alive. 820 00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:29,792 You know, there's a way. You want a deal? 821 00:45:29,917 --> 00:45:32,000 What kind of deal? 822 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:35,167 You put a bullet in the head of those two assholes 823 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:36,917 that started this trouble, 824 00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:39,042 the blood on your hands 825 00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:41,042 is insurance enough for me. 826 00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:43,208 What do you say? 827 00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:53,125 All right, now, he hung up on me. 828 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:56,125 Now, he hung up on me! Guns up! 829 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,042 All right, here we go, here we go. 830 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:01,542 What'd you find? 831 00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:04,417 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 832 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:07,708 There it is. 833 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,958 It's so beautiful. 834 00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:16,167 There goes the substation at Brandon! 835 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,875 Storm must have knocked the power out. 836 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,375 Oh, darn. 837 00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:24,042 Hello? 838 00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:26,042 Let me out! 839 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,167 I think this is a good omen, right? 840 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:45,083 - Jesus. - That's not where I was aiming. 841 00:46:45,625 --> 00:46:47,375 Let's go. 842 00:46:48,417 --> 00:46:50,042 I think I can see someone. 843 00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:10,208 Give me that. 844 00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:26,375 - Holy shit! - Fuck this! 845 00:47:27,375 --> 00:47:28,292 Fuck this town! 846 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:30,917 - Calm down, Tom. - I am outta here! 847 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,042 - Anyone else? - No, no, no, no. 848 00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:40,542 We're all good, Joe. We're all good. 849 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:43,917 - Where did they go? - Oh, hey, Mr. Joe. 850 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:45,167 Where did they go? 851 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,375 They headed down, back towards Main Street. 852 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:49,958 You touch the base with Oyabun? 853 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:51,917 Which means? 854 00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:54,125 There's no way to get a hold of him. 855 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:57,958 For all he knows, his piggy bank was raided. 856 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,208 Oyabun is coming. 857 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,375 Go! Go! 858 00:48:21,042 --> 00:48:23,417 Shit. I'm out. Get off the street. 859 00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:25,333 We're sitting ducks out here. Keep moving. 860 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:27,958 - Hey, freeze! - Oh, shit! 861 00:48:28,917 --> 00:48:31,167 Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 862 00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,000 Get inside! Get inside! 863 00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:35,042 - Drop it now! - Don't shoot! 864 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:39,042 Stand down! 865 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,875 Oh! Okay! 866 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:43,792 - Oh, God! - Come on, baby. 867 00:48:43,917 --> 00:48:45,958 I thought this was a normal town, 868 00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:47,250 but this is not normal. 869 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:50,792 Stop shooting! 870 00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:54,083 God damn it! 871 00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:55,625 Are both your wounds okay? 872 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:56,875 Yeah. 873 00:48:56,958 --> 00:49:00,250 I think I heard something. Hold on. Hold on. 874 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:02,375 Come on. 875 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,375 Hello? 876 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,542 How is he? 877 00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,083 Not good. I think there's someone in here. 878 00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:15,250 Hello? 879 00:49:16,208 --> 00:49:17,708 - Mary Beth. - Oh, my God. What happened? 880 00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:18,792 Have you got a first-aid kit? 881 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:21,000 Yeah, in my stock room. 882 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,792 Is that radio working? How is that on? 883 00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:25,542 Uh, battery operated. 884 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,000 You said this is a CB radio, too, right? 885 00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,417 Where's the mic on this thing? 886 00:49:29,542 --> 00:49:30,792 Hey, Knitting Needle, 887 00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:33,250 if you see the sheriff, you stop him. He knows. 888 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,042 Shit! 889 00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:47,542 Calm down, Mary Beth! 890 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,792 We don't wanna hurt you! 891 00:49:50,917 --> 00:49:55,208 Sure, you don't. I wasn't born yesterday! 892 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:17,792 Oh, no, my shop! Goddamn tourists. 893 00:50:18,417 --> 00:50:21,500 Ain't got no fucking respect. 894 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:23,833 Okay. 895 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:34,958 - Ha! - Hey, Mary Beth! 896 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:43,042 Let me go, you fucker! 897 00:50:47,042 --> 00:50:48,417 Suck on this! 898 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:58,500 Oh, God. Sorry, lady. 899 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,167 Let there be light. 900 00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:19,417 You don't understand. Oyabun will have us all killed. 901 00:51:19,542 --> 00:51:22,542 Kenny will help us out. We'll get nice and warm inside. 902 00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:25,542 Come on! Regroup and rearm. 903 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,750 ♪ Mm, mm, mm-hmm ♪ 904 00:51:31,917 --> 00:51:33,542 In here, Deputy Blaine. 905 00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:36,917 - Evening, everybody. - Oh, hey, Kenny. 906 00:51:37,042 --> 00:51:38,333 Kenny, I'm gonna need your medical kit. 907 00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:39,333 On it, Doc. 908 00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,833 Kenny, we're gonna need some more ammo. 909 00:51:40,917 --> 00:51:42,542 Help yourself. You know where to find it. 910 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:45,167 Ice for this severed ear, Kenny! 911 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:47,667 So, what's with all this nighttime commotion? 912 00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:49,792 Uh, you know, a pair of bank robbers, 913 00:51:49,917 --> 00:51:51,792 they decided to team up with the sheriff 914 00:51:51,917 --> 00:51:54,208 after they discovered the Yakuza gold in our vault. 915 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,917 And they blew up the mayor, Kenny. 916 00:51:57,417 --> 00:52:00,125 He's on my face. It was really gross. 917 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:01,333 Oh, shit. 918 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:04,042 Oyabun is coming to kill us all. 919 00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:08,750 You have your devil. We have our Akuma. 920 00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:10,917 Both fear Oyabun. 921 00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:15,333 Look, the way I figure it, with the power down, 922 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:17,083 they can't get the word out. 923 00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:19,083 And with the storm being what it is, 924 00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:22,167 they're stuck here with us. 925 00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:25,542 And you know, better to be the hunter... 926 00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:27,833 than the hunted. 927 00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:29,792 Right? 928 00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:31,542 - Yeah. - Yes. 929 00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:33,042 So, who's up for an affogato? 930 00:52:34,042 --> 00:52:34,958 On the house. 931 00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,750 - Yeah. - Yeah. 932 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,667 Open that. 933 00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:41,875 Oh, damn. Oh, God. Gimme some tape. 934 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,000 Where's Olive? 935 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,333 She's in the car, sweetheart. 936 00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:46,042 We left the heater on, remember? 937 00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:50,333 So, it's just us three versus this entire whack-ass town? 938 00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:52,208 Well, usually, when you rob a bank, 939 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,958 there are consequences. 940 00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:56,042 Although this, this is a new one. 941 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:58,958 We just wanted something. 942 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,458 If we get through whatever the fuck this is, 943 00:53:01,542 --> 00:53:03,083 that'll be something. 944 00:53:03,792 --> 00:53:06,208 Okay. What's the plan? 945 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,125 We're gonna go to the police station. 946 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:12,458 They got a snowplow there. We'll get the fuck out of Dodge. 947 00:53:12,542 --> 00:53:15,375 Okay. I can drive a snowplow. 948 00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:17,167 Then you're the man. 949 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,792 - Let's go. Let's go. - Okay. 950 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:23,042 Come on, Mr. Plow. 951 00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:36,792 Go! Go! 952 00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:40,750 I'm okay. He hit the vest! Get out of here! 953 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,417 We'll meet at the police station! 954 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:44,458 Stop! 955 00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:47,917 Lookie what I hooked. 956 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:02,417 Hello, Sheriff. Eat bar! 957 00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:31,458 You're a slippery little fishy, ain't ya? 958 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,042 God damn it! Stay down! 959 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:46,542 - What the hell, man? - What is wrong with you people? 960 00:54:46,667 --> 00:54:48,125 We looked you up and we chose you 961 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:50,958 because of your reputation for not giving a shit. 962 00:54:51,042 --> 00:54:53,042 Why'd you decide to start now? 963 00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:55,208 I'm not myself lately. 964 00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,208 God damn. 965 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:14,792 God... 966 00:55:30,667 --> 00:55:33,917 Heh. Old-fashioned stump removers. 967 00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:42,792 I'm out. 968 00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:44,042 - Huh? - I don't have anymore. 969 00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:56,042 Was that a mailman? What? 970 00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:00,208 You stole a gold brick? 971 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:02,667 Of course I did. 972 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:50,917 Physics, bitch. 973 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,458 Is he okay? 974 00:56:56,542 --> 00:56:58,667 Um, no. 975 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:01,833 Go! Go! 976 00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:03,667 Go! 977 00:57:06,042 --> 00:57:07,833 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 978 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,458 They murdered James. 979 00:57:18,042 --> 00:57:19,542 They murdered our mailman. 980 00:57:21,292 --> 00:57:22,792 Oh, what fresh hell is this? 981 00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,667 Whoa, be careful with that, Father. 982 00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:27,250 It's only a flare. 983 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:31,542 Hey, there's another one. It's okay. 984 00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:38,375 Clayton! 985 00:57:39,542 --> 00:57:41,167 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 986 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,417 - Mike! - I got it, Blaine! 987 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:43,875 - I got it! I got it. - Mike... 988 00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:45,292 What are you doing, Mike? 989 00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:47,042 God's sakes. 990 00:57:50,542 --> 00:57:53,750 See that, Blaine? I'm a hero. 991 00:57:57,542 --> 00:57:58,667 Mike! 992 00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:00,667 Oh, he's gone. 993 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:07,042 Yeah, no thank you. 994 00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:09,292 I thought you knew how to drive one of these. 995 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:13,125 Yeah, I do. But, you know, I do. 996 00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:15,417 I... I did. 997 00:59:15,542 --> 00:59:17,333 It's just-- it's just... 998 00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:22,583 Remember when you said you could drive a train? 999 00:59:22,667 --> 00:59:24,250 And that was bullshit, too. 1000 00:59:25,667 --> 00:59:27,542 Yeah. 1001 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:28,583 - See? - Yeah. 1002 00:59:28,667 --> 00:59:30,125 Yeah. 1003 00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,667 Give me that. 1004 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:39,958 You're spoiling everything. 1005 00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,875 Oh no. 1006 00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:46,417 Help! Sheriff, help! 1007 00:59:56,833 --> 00:59:57,708 Hey. 1008 00:59:58,792 --> 01:00:00,083 Oh, my bad. 1009 01:00:00,542 --> 01:00:03,667 I should have knocked. Can you drive this thing? 1010 01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:05,875 Yeah, I think so. 1011 01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:07,750 Okay, well, get to a hospital. 1012 01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:10,542 - You're not coming with us? - No, I'm sticking around. 1013 01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:14,542 I'm tired of running away from every goddamn thing. 1014 01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:17,417 And you consider this your second chance. 1015 01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:19,667 You take that gold brick, eh? 1016 01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:22,917 And go build something good out of it. 1017 01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:24,917 Take care of yourselves. 1018 01:00:38,542 --> 01:00:39,667 Go. 1019 01:00:43,667 --> 01:00:45,667 How do we even sell a gold brick? 1020 01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:47,542 Break it in half? 1021 01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:50,208 Well, haven't thought that far ahead. 1022 01:00:57,917 --> 01:00:59,667 Damn it. Where could they have gone? 1023 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:01,208 It's a small town. 1024 01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:02,750 Hey. 1025 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:05,250 That's our plow. 1026 01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:07,917 That ain't Ulysses. He ain't the running type. 1027 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:10,083 Well, where's he gonna hide? 1028 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,792 - Police station. - Let's get him. 1029 01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,042 - Whoa! Jeez! - Stop! Stop! 1030 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:29,250 There's Olive. 1031 01:01:34,292 --> 01:01:36,417 Hey, sweet girl. 1032 01:01:36,542 --> 01:01:39,167 Good girl. Come on. 1033 01:01:42,042 --> 01:01:43,083 Let's go. 1034 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,250 Let's go home. 1035 01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:58,375 Yeah, Olive. Fuck this place. 1036 01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:26,917 Moira. 1037 01:02:29,792 --> 01:02:30,792 Hey, lawman. 1038 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,208 You don't-- 1039 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,042 You don't happen to have a drink on you, do you? 1040 01:02:37,792 --> 01:02:41,292 Now, what kind of bartender would I be... if I didn't? 1041 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,458 Let's trade. 1042 01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:51,417 Uh-uh, fucking slowly. 1043 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:12,458 Well, drink up... 1044 01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:17,000 so, we can all clean up this mess you made 1045 01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:20,458 before the Yakuza turn up and kill every single one of us. 1046 01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:21,875 You, too, huh? 1047 01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:25,083 Just doing what I need to to survive. 1048 01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:26,542 At what cost? 1049 01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:29,458 My soul. 1050 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,542 Although, they're cheap nowadays. 1051 01:03:32,667 --> 01:03:34,667 Hell, you sold yours, didn't you? 1052 01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:37,125 I didn't sell mine. 1053 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,208 I lost it. 1054 01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:43,542 How did you know? 1055 01:03:43,667 --> 01:03:45,833 Bartenders hear a lot of bullshit. 1056 01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:50,458 You get really good at sniffing out the lies. 1057 01:03:52,042 --> 01:03:56,208 Your story was true right until the end, am I right? 1058 01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:02,375 The girl didn't kill her dad. 1059 01:04:04,042 --> 01:04:05,083 You did. 1060 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,042 I shot him... 1061 01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:16,875 right between the eyes for what he'd done. 1062 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,667 I figured it was justice. 1063 01:04:24,917 --> 01:04:26,417 Now, I don't know. 1064 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:30,083 I've been avoiding making any choices since then, 1065 01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:34,292 just watching life from the sidelines. 1066 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,542 That's my truth. 1067 01:04:37,542 --> 01:04:40,667 Now, you go. What happened to Gunderson? 1068 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,250 I already told mine. 1069 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,833 Me, fish? Fuck no. 1070 01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:46,417 Probably the only one in town who don't. 1071 01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:50,458 Gunderson, he had a fishing pole in one hand, 1072 01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:53,375 like this one, and an auger in the other. 1073 01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:56,375 So, my guess is he thought he was going ice fishing. 1074 01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:59,667 Who the fuck goes ice fishing with a fly rod? 1075 01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:01,208 No one. 1076 01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:05,208 I lied. I killed him. 1077 01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:07,833 Because he wanted a bigger cut of the deal? 1078 01:05:07,917 --> 01:05:11,292 Because he wanted out of the job, of... 1079 01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:15,042 ...the town, the arrangement. 1080 01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:16,417 Why? 1081 01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:19,292 Missed his kid. 1082 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,917 This town made him choose. 1083 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:25,667 It's a small town in every way, you know, 1084 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:29,083 - small-minded. - Yeah, I get that. 1085 01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:33,875 - And no one gets out. - Not even him. 1086 01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:37,042 So, you got him drunk and... 1087 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:39,917 walked him out and... 1088 01:05:40,042 --> 01:05:41,875 Watched him freeze to death... 1089 01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:46,208 which takes longer than you'd think. 1090 01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:50,833 Unless you're wet, which he was, because I poured water on him. 1091 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,208 But I learned something about myself that night. 1092 01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:57,125 What's that? 1093 01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:59,000 That I can do what needs to be done. 1094 01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:03,250 - What happened to you? - Nothing I didn't choose. 1095 01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:08,042 Like I said, that's a cool belt. 1096 01:06:16,042 --> 01:06:17,667 What the fuck, Sheriff? 1097 01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,000 Tell me about it. 1098 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,000 I think he would have wanted you to have this, 1099 01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:26,083 especially in light of current events. 1100 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,042 Let's go, Deputy. 1101 01:06:33,917 --> 01:06:36,292 This shit storm is only gonna get worse. 1102 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:50,208 Whoa! 1103 01:06:56,417 --> 01:06:57,542 Hey, Blaine. 1104 01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,542 Light 'em up! 1105 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,375 Bulletproof, motherfuckers. 1106 01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:14,458 Whoa! 1107 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:21,708 Hey, Blaine! 1108 01:07:23,542 --> 01:07:25,417 Yeah, Joe? Damn it. 1109 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,208 Did we leave anyone back at the bank? 1110 01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:30,583 No, Joe. 1111 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:32,917 And the vault? 1112 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:34,917 Yeah, Joe? 1113 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:39,583 Is it... still open? 1114 01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,208 Yoo-hoo! 1115 01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:10,833 Answer the phone. 1116 01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:17,417 My deputy is currently securing the contents of your vault. 1117 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:24,417 Securing? 1118 01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:28,042 Bricks of C4 have been planted 1119 01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:33,208 in and amongst the Yakuza's physical deposits, as it were. 1120 01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:40,167 So, to sum up, if I die, it all goes boom. 1121 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,250 And if it goes boom, 1122 01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:45,833 well, them being the Yakuza and all, 1123 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,708 I don't think it ends real well for you. 1124 01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:52,125 If we don't finish this here and now, 1125 01:08:52,208 --> 01:08:53,417 the Yakuza will hunt down 1126 01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:56,208 and kill each and every one of us, 1127 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,333 me included. 1128 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:02,333 But wait, there's more. 1129 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,708 I've got a proposal. 1130 01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:10,292 We tidy up the bank, 1131 01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:14,250 make it look like an accident, like nothing bad happened. 1132 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:18,000 Just another Saturday. 1133 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,000 Mm. 1134 01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:24,167 Kenny, you say this is Belgian chocolate? 1135 01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:25,458 French. 1136 01:09:25,542 --> 01:09:28,333 Mm. Same difference, you know. 1137 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,875 So, that's your plan? 1138 01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:34,833 That's it. 1139 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:38,500 Just make it seem like any other day. 1140 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:39,833 Basically, yeah. 1141 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:44,958 The Yakuza show up, their treasure is untouched. 1142 01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:48,500 Nothing more than a car accident that set off the alarm. 1143 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:51,375 Life in Normal is normal, calm. 1144 01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:56,250 Calm... cleans messy. 1145 01:09:56,958 --> 01:09:58,042 That's right. 1146 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:03,625 Why don't I just kill you right now? 1147 01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:08,083 The only thing your boss is gonna give a shit about 1148 01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:09,542 is that you messed up. 1149 01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:14,000 I say we play the hand that's been dealt to all of us. 1150 01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:18,833 You make us look good, we'll make you look good. 1151 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:21,250 And maybe you get to keep the rest 1152 01:10:21,375 --> 01:10:23,042 of your goddamn fingers. 1153 01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:31,167 I'm sorry that I, uh... killed your mayor. 1154 01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,250 I know you liked him a lot. 1155 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,833 Though, he did seem a bit of an a-hole. 1156 01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:41,375 Okay. 1157 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,542 What do you say? 1158 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:50,083 Well, it... isn't much of a plan. 1159 01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:55,000 Well, I'm not much of a sheriff, but I'm all you've got. 1160 01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:04,250 Hey, Alex. 1161 01:11:04,875 --> 01:11:06,167 Let's a put on a show. 1162 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:09,208 I'm kind of liking... 1163 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:11,667 Deputy. 1164 01:11:17,667 --> 01:11:18,667 Fuck yeah. 1165 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,458 Come on, people! This is the new Normal! 1166 01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:24,333 It's gotta seem like an accident! 1167 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:26,958 Like there wasn't a massacre here, you know? 1168 01:11:27,042 --> 01:11:28,875 Bring it in! Bring it in! 1169 01:11:29,708 --> 01:11:31,417 Look for loose limbs! 1170 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,542 Watch for blood splotches. 1171 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:36,542 Cover 'em up. 1172 01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:40,833 Winter wonderland! Let's go for it, folks. 1173 01:11:41,417 --> 01:11:43,542 Make it nice for our guests. 1174 01:11:44,542 --> 01:11:45,667 Let's bring it around. 1175 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:49,958 Down there, look for any loose entrails. 1176 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:14,875 Swear to God, 1177 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,667 I had no idea about killing Gunderson. 1178 01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:20,167 You believed that bullshit 1179 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:21,583 about the fishing rod? 1180 01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:23,458 Sorry, I'm not much of a fisherman, 1181 01:12:23,542 --> 01:12:25,000 but, yeah, I get your point. 1182 01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:27,542 And you tried to shoot me. 1183 01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:30,250 Yeah, I did shoot you, but I didn't kill you. 1184 01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:32,208 That's the important thing. 1185 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,958 We're here together, both of us... 1186 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,083 alive. 1187 01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:41,417 Do you, uh... 1188 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,708 Do you really think this is gonna work? 1189 01:12:46,042 --> 01:12:47,333 You a betting man? 1190 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,083 To my own detriment, to be sure. 1191 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:55,792 I'd put a Benji on the lay. 1192 01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:59,792 Wait a minute. You're-- You're betting against us? 1193 01:13:03,667 --> 01:13:05,875 Oof. We're fucked, huh? 1194 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:10,000 Well, best get into character. 1195 01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:32,500 As you can s-- Can you-- Can you translate? 1196 01:13:34,333 --> 01:13:37,667 As you can see, the storm here was something else. 1197 01:13:37,792 --> 01:13:41,083 It knocked out phones, internet, cell service, hell, 1198 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:42,917 you name it, it's down. 1199 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,667 Howdy, y'all. 1200 01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:48,708 Oh, he's the interim, like I told you. 1201 01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:52,083 He don't know shit. He's, uh, not too bright. 1202 01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:53,750 Deputy Blaine, you know these folks? 1203 01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:55,250 You want to explain to them they can't come 1204 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:57,667 tearing through our county in a convoy like this 1205 01:13:57,792 --> 01:14:00,250 without getting a greeting from the law? 1206 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:03,458 Well, uh, this is actually Pastor Oyabun, Sheriff. 1207 01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:05,208 - Oh, a pastor. - Mm-hmm. 1208 01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:06,708 He's got a small parish 1209 01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:08,583 just over yonder down near Everton. 1210 01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:10,667 What's his denomination? 1211 01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:13,500 Protestant. Ain't that right? 1212 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,292 {\an8}- Tell him. - He's mad. 1213 01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:19,750 {\an8}What's he upset about? 1214 01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:21,292 {\an8}I think-- 1215 01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:24,417 {\an8}I think that he wants to go to the bank. 1216 01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:27,833 He can't go to the bank. We've got the... 1217 01:14:27,958 --> 01:14:29,958 - Yeah, yeah, but... - There's people down. 1218 01:14:30,042 --> 01:14:31,542 - It's true that... - Hey! 1219 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,083 Hey, hey. 1220 01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:35,667 - We'll make an exception. - Make an exception. 1221 01:14:35,792 --> 01:14:38,542 {\an8}- We'll give you an escort. - Follow us. Let's go. 1222 01:14:41,958 --> 01:14:44,000 Okay, Deputy Blaine, 1223 01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,792 let's take our guests the long way around. 1224 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,000 Give them a little more time to fix up the bank. 1225 01:14:57,875 --> 01:14:59,000 Those aren't the best shoes. 1226 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,042 Yes, sir. Right this way. 1227 01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:01,250 {\an8}So, just watch your step. Come on. 1228 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:04,042 Well, it doesn't look good, 1229 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:04,958 {\an8}I know. 1230 01:15:06,625 --> 01:15:08,000 Careful of the snow. 1231 01:15:15,042 --> 01:15:16,667 The driver was killed on impact, 1232 01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:18,333 {\an8}as was the bank manager and security guard. 1233 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,917 Sheriff, you mind if I show him the vault? 1234 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,875 The church has some papers in their safe deposit box. 1235 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,625 - Yeah, sure, go ahead. - Good. Yeah, this way. 1236 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,458 The building's in fine shape. 1237 01:15:31,542 --> 01:15:33,875 Uh, actually, it wasn't a load-bearing wall. 1238 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,458 Excuse me. Uh... 1239 01:15:35,542 --> 01:15:39,667 As you can see, the vault, it's untouched. 1240 01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:42,125 Excuse me. Pristine. 1241 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:44,542 Whoa! The church has done well, huh? 1242 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,333 {\an8}Pretty color, huh? 1243 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,292 ♪ There's a small garage On the edge of town ♪ 1244 01:15:57,375 --> 01:16:00,083 ♪ Where the hot rods go When the sun goes down ♪ 1245 01:16:00,167 --> 01:16:02,167 ♪ The place belongs To a Mr. Jones ♪ 1246 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:03,833 ♪ Who repairs hot rods... ♪ 1247 01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:05,833 Why did you invite them out for food? 1248 01:16:07,958 --> 01:16:10,667 I only know, like, four phrases in Japanese, and... 1249 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:13,000 I guess I panicked. 1250 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,542 Is your boss enjoying the meatloaf? 1251 01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:23,375 This is divine. 1252 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:27,250 Your English is very good, sir. 1253 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:29,500 I watch a lot of Friends. 1254 01:16:29,958 --> 01:16:31,708 Who's in for mimosas? 1255 01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:34,708 Should I make a toast? 1256 01:16:36,167 --> 01:16:39,000 - Don't. - Uh, excuse me. Um... 1257 01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:44,792 I, uh... I'd like to propose a toast. 1258 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:47,000 Um... You know, I'm, uh, 1259 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:50,000 what you might call a "people person." 1260 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:53,250 So, this toast is to friendship. I think it's important 1261 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:55,083 that I take credit for this event. 1262 01:16:55,167 --> 01:16:57,542 When I become the next sheriff of Normal, 1263 01:16:57,667 --> 01:17:01,417 there will be many more opportunities to come together 1264 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:05,000 and break bread, strengthening our link. 1265 01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:10,000 And with Pastor Oyabun and his friendly, friendly, 1266 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:14,792 um, congregation, I think this is a new chapter 1267 01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:18,167 for our town and our happy arrangement. 1268 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:22,250 So, I'd like to say thank you for all your help 1269 01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:26,667 and to many, many more years 1270 01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:33,375 of friendly people helping other friendly people. 1271 01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:50,208 Please! 1272 01:17:54,042 --> 01:17:55,208 Oh, shit. 1273 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,792 ♪ Pop, pop, peep-peep-peep ♪ 1274 01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:03,833 ♪ Pop, pop Peep, pop, pop, oh pop ♪ 1275 01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:06,167 ♪ Pop, pop ♪ 1276 01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:40,792 Asshole! 1277 01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:45,542 Hey! Get your hands off! 1278 01:18:47,042 --> 01:18:51,042 ♪ Everybody wants her Everybody loves her ♪ 1279 01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:55,000 ♪ Everybody wants To take your baby home ♪ 1280 01:18:55,083 --> 01:18:58,667 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1281 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:02,833 - ♪ You watch your friends ♪ - ♪ You watch your friends ♪ 1282 01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:07,083 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1283 01:19:07,667 --> 01:19:09,250 ♪ It never ends ♪ 1284 01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:11,250 ♪ It never ends You know it never end ♪ 1285 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:16,583 ♪ You know that it's crazy You wanna trust her ♪ 1286 01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:20,333 ♪ Then somebody hangs up When you answer the phone ♪ 1287 01:19:20,417 --> 01:19:24,000 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1288 01:19:24,667 --> 01:19:26,333 ♪ You go it alone ♪ 1289 01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:33,833 ♪ Maybe it's just An ego problem ♪ 1290 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:36,875 ♪ Problem is I've been Fooled before ♪ 1291 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:42,542 ♪ By fair-weather friends And faint-hearted lovers ♪ 1292 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,250 ♪ And every time it happens ♪ 1293 01:19:45,667 --> 01:19:50,000 ♪ It just convinces me more ♪ 1294 01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:55,042 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1295 01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:56,458 ♪ You watch her eyes ♪ 1296 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,833 ♪ Watch her eyes Baby, watch her eyes ♪ 1297 01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:03,458 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1298 01:20:03,542 --> 01:20:04,958 ♪ You look for lies ♪ 1299 01:20:05,042 --> 01:20:07,417 ♪ Keep lookin' for lies Baby, look for lies ♪ 1300 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:12,708 ♪ Everybody tempts her Everybody tells her ♪ 1301 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:16,042 ♪ She's the most beautiful woman they know ♪ 1302 01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:20,000 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1303 01:20:20,542 --> 01:20:22,625 ♪ You go it alone ♪ 1304 01:20:46,167 --> 01:20:48,500 God damn it! 1305 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:18,833 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1306 01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:27,208 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1307 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:29,167 Sheriff? 1308 01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:31,792 Sheriff! 1309 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,792 All friends now? 1310 01:21:49,042 --> 01:21:50,833 Anyone for pie? 1311 01:22:12,667 --> 01:22:13,667 Mm. 1312 01:22:21,833 --> 01:22:24,875 You want to be sheriff now? 1313 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,833 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 1314 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:39,500 Thanks for taking care of it for me. 1315 01:22:40,833 --> 01:22:45,333 Oh. There's one other thing. 1316 01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:51,083 Here's that 100 on the lay. Guess you won. 1317 01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:55,000 Can I have that pie back? 1318 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:09,292 ♪ The wind is blowing Against my face ♪ 1319 01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:12,750 ♪ Sun's beating down... ♪ 1320 01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:14,792 This is Penny. I'm sorry I missed you. 1321 01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:16,000 Please leave a message, 1322 01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:18,000 and I'll circle back when I can. Thanks. 1323 01:23:18,083 --> 01:23:20,458 Hey, Penny, it's me. 1324 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:23,333 I'm-- I'm in Texas now. 1325 01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:27,000 Yeah, filling in for a sheriff on maternity leave. 1326 01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:31,125 I much prefer the weather here. It's warm. Don't miss the cold. 1327 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:35,208 Oh, and I picked up an interim deputy along the way. 1328 01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:37,292 People are pretty much the same. 1329 01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:39,333 Then, again, not. 1330 01:23:39,417 --> 01:23:40,833 All things considered, though... 1331 01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:44,625 ...I'm in a better place. 1332 01:23:44,708 --> 01:23:47,167 As for the town of Normal, well, 1333 01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:49,833 I left it as I found it, you could say. 1334 01:23:51,167 --> 01:23:53,083 I mean, that's the job, isn't it? 1335 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,417 Besides, I'm never looking for trouble. 1336 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,833 If it wants you, it'll find you on its own, 1337 01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,667 and it can be hard to shake once it does. 1338 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,000 Well, thanks for listening, Penny. I-- 1339 01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:12,000 Hi, Ulysses. 1340 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,542 Hey, Penny. 1341 01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:23,875 ♪ A daydream or fantasy ♪ 1342 01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:27,792 ♪ A place that we know ♪ 1343 01:24:27,875 --> 01:24:32,500 ♪ As reality ♪ 1344 01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:40,167 ♪ Where we can go And our troubles be few ♪ 1345 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:47,167 ♪ Where we can go and think ♪ 1346 01:24:47,250 --> 01:24:51,833 ♪ Think things through ♪ 1347 01:24:53,250 --> 01:25:00,000 ♪ The wind is blowing Against my face ♪ 1348 01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:08,417 ♪ Sun's beating down With its warm rays ♪ 1349 01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:14,208 ♪ A robin's song ♪ 1350 01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:18,208 ♪ Whistling through the trees ♪ 1351 01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:21,917 ♪ The ocean's mist ♪ 1352 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:28,917 ♪ And the world Of make-believe ♪ 1353 01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:37,542 ♪ The world of make-believe ♪ 1354 01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:42,875 ♪ Of make-believe ♪