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I did it!
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Holy shit!
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It...
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was...
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awesome.
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Start from the top!
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I walked into school this morning.
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And then I see Colin Corwin.
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- Yeah!
- ♪ Somebody said you got a new friend ♪
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♪ Does she love you better than I can? ♪
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{\an8}Jill tastes like beef jerky.
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I see you told everyone
how you begged me to suck face.
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- Classy!
- Ooh!
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Sorry, Jill, but I'm not
gonna be your boyfriend.
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- Oh!
- Don't flatter yourself, Colin Corwin.
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I regretted you the second
your sweaty slug lips touched mine.
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Hey, Jill, does your sister taste
like beef jerky too,
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or just... cancer?
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Cold.
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♪ I'm just gonna dance all night... ♪
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Fight!
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{\an8}Fight! Fight! Fight!
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You're gonna be in so much trouble.
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{\an8}Mr. Corwin!
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{\an8}You cry like a little bitch.
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He asked if I tasted like cancer?
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That's it?
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I'd rather have cancer
than cystic fibrosis.
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Boys are just so embarrassing.
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Well, congratulations. You're suspended.
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Again.
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Welcome to
the culinary motherland, San Francisco.
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{\an8}♪ I just gotta see it for myself ♪
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♪ I'm in the corner
Watching you kiss her ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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Turmeric.
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Pistachio, fruit of the gods!
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ I'm giving it my all-- ♪
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Back away, girls! Out of the way!
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We shoulda had boys.
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You see, the antibiotics aren't working
as well as we'd hoped.
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Hi.
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Izzy, listen. It's Robyn.
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♪ On my own... ♪
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- Ready?
- Ready!
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♪ On my own ♪
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♪ So far away, but still so near... ♪
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{\an8}Do you really need to go out?
It's your last New Year's with us.
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I know.
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{\an8}It's also my last New Year's
with my friends.
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{\an8}- I know.
- Bye, love you!
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{\an8}- Be safe.
- Mwah! Bye!
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{\an8}- Love you.
- ♪ To say goodbye ♪
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You ready?
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15 minutes to midnight, bitches!
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I'm sorry. I have gotta go. I can't...
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- I'm so sorry.
- No.
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That was so fun.
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{\an8}- Sorry. Pardon me. Excuse me.
- ♪ I'm giving it my all ♪
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{\an8}♪ But I'm not the girl
You're taking home... ♪
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Three, two, one!
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Happy New Year!
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I have my knife skills test tomorrow,
and there's just no way for me
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to make it in time and I am so, so sorry.
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Holy sh...
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Don't worry, my lad.
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Pretty soon, you'll be headed
to the culinary motherland!
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♪ Dancing on my own... ♪
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He thought it was gonna happen
in 2029, 30 years ago,
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so if we can just...
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Oh, you're looking at my eye.
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- Your eye? What?
- Yeah. I look like Sloth from The Goonies.
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- No, you don't.
- I know.
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- No, you don't.
- Don't worry. It's...
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It's just pink eye.
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Well, I'm pretty sure
pink eye is, like, super contagious.
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No, that's just a common misconception.
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No, really, I think it is.
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Fake news made up by Big Pharma.
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Trust me.
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Your eyes, on the other hand,
are super beautiful.
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{\an8} Your call
has been forwarded to voicemail.
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{\an8}And then he smears butt particles
all over my face.
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{\an8}My face is a butthole.
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{\an8}Call me tomorrow, please.
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I'm up.
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♪ I'm just young enough
To be a little numb and dumb ♪
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♪ Not sure how I feel
But I'm sure I've seen enough ♪
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♪ Enough that the world
Would miss me a little ♪
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♪ Would they say I-- ♪
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♪ Here we are, here we are ♪
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♪ Here we are, here we are ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Here we are, here we are ♪
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♪ It's like I'm almost happy ♪
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♪ It's like I'm almost happy ♪
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Bonjour!
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Chef Bastien, who is your favorite chef?
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Who is my favorite chef? That is easy.
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It is ma mère.
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She is so beautiful, she is dead.
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Your performance on Top Chef
changed my life.
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Ow.
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Geoffrey! Eyes on your cake!
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Get!
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Look at me. Don't look at me.
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Look at me.
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Never look at me!
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Did you just look at me?
Did you just make eye contact with me?
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No, Chef.
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Oh!
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Maybe try saying "corner" next time.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Eight hours deseeding
and slicing kumquats?!
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Culinary waterboarding.
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I can't even remember
the last time I actually made anything,
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other than my brekkie burrito.
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All I do is measure, deseed, slice,
and pray for the sweet release of death.
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An AI robot could
do my job better than me.
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You were built for this, my dude.
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Let a mofo know.
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I will let a mofo know I am homesick,
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I'm almost out of savings,
and there's nowhere for me to go
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unless a baker quits or retires or dies.
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All right, fine, you crazy son of a bitch.
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I will fly to San Fran
and murder one of the bakers with you.
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How would we do it?
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Well, obviously, we'd wrap
my oxygen cord around his neck.
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Wow, you answered that so quickly.
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Wait, speaking of lack
of oxygen to the brain,
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I'm getting drinks
with Equinox Ethan tomorrow.
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Isn't that the guy who thinks
that babies can breathe underwater?
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He's neurospicy.
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Have a little healthy self-love, my guy.
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Eh...
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You've gotta get on Hinge.
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It's amazing.
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Except for the part where you feel
like a hideous, unlovable troll
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that might match with Ted Bundy.
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I've never been drier.
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I think I'd rather
just live vicariously through you.
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Perfect.
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- Hello?
- Yeah. I'm here.
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- Hi.
- No...
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I have to tell you something.
Don't freak out.
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What?
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Test results came back.
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- Why didn't you call me?
- I literally just did.
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They're, uh...
listing me for a lung transplant.
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It's lookin' pretty dire.
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They don't know
what they're talking about.
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I mean, they've been wrong
every single step of the way.
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You're fine, because...
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Because you're a superhero.
Have they still not figured that out yet?
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Yeah, I guess not.
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- Tsk. I'm gonna come home.
- No.
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- I'll look up flights now.
- No.
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It's not because of the results.
I miss you. I need to see you.
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You're gonna be home
in three weeks for turkey.
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- For the weekend.
- If you do, I will kick you in the tit.
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You'll never make baker if you fly home
every time they give us shit news.
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- No, I'm--
- You are being so dramatic.
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- I'm not being dramatic!
- This is not A Walk to Remember.
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But is it A Fault in Our Stars?
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Shailene would def play me in my biopic.
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- But no.
- Okay, fine.
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But I'll see you in three weeks. Turkey!
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Jill?
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Yes, my lad?
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You're the most lovable person
I've ever known.
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If you're a bird, I'm a bird, brother.
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Call me tomorrow?
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Night.
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Good night.
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Jill, look, I want
to be absolutely translucent.
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- "Transparent"?
- That too.
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Uh, listen,
I am down to, like, hang,
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but not for anything, like, intense.
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- Oh...
- But I am 100% committed to--
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Penetration?
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Yes!
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Oh, my God, yes. Yeah.
We are, like, on the same wavelength.
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We are just over here,
finishing each other's--
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Minds!
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I'm gonna take this.
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Jill, honey,
you need to come home right now.
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Call me when you get this.
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Mom, I'm here.
What's going on? How is she?
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Talk to me. What's going on?
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- What are they saying?
- She crashed suddenly.
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Okay.
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Her oxygen levels dropped.
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She didn't make it.
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Izzy didn't make it.
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Okay. What are they saying?
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Jill, honey...
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Mom, where is she?
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She didn't make it, honey.
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I'm here. Where is she?
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Where is she?
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- Jill, honey...
- Where is she?
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- Jill.
- Izzy?
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00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,791
Izzy was dealt...
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a bullshit hand.
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But she never ever complained.
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She was beyond that.
208
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:28,250
And she believed
in angels and fate.
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In an "order" of things.
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I think she would
have really loved Burning Man.
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So, um... today,
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rather than eviscerating this...
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order of things that I don't understand,
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00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,957
um, I'm gonna try my best.
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I'm gonna try my best
to make lemonade, like Izzy.
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And Beyoncé.
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00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:07,749
Isabelle could have been alive
a thousand years ago,
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or a thousand years from now,
219
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:13,082
but what are the chances
that in all of time, space, humanity,
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she was alive with us, right?
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With me.
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00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,666
How lucky are we?
And not only did she and I meet.
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But...
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But we got to eat pancakes.
225
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:40,207
We got to... wiggle out
our little baby teeth together.
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We got to paint each other's toenails.
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We got to be sisters.
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We got to be sisters.
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♪ Built a home ♪
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♪ For you ♪
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♪ For me ♪
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♪ Until it disappeared ♪
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♪ From me ♪
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00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:23,500
♪ From you ♪
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My brother in Christ.
We miss you on Whore Island.
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00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:39,082
My brother in Christ.
We miss you on Whore Island.
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Don't forget.
You're more beautiful than Cinderella.
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You smell like pine needles,
and you have a face like sunshine.
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When I look at you, my heart is filled
with purple and pink fireworks.
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Be ungovernable.
241
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You gotta flop to fly.
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00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:57,082
We could open a chowder spot
and call it "Bisquey Business."
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00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,624
I just drank all of Mom's rosé
and DMed Jacob Elordi.
244
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,458
Maybe he'll think
I'm a Make-a-Wish kid.
245
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,333
Good night, lad. I love you.
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00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,415
Call me.
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00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Who is that?
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00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,250
I don't know. I just got a new work cell.
249
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:05,457
Yo, Isabella!
250
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,415
It is I, your brother.
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I'm sitting here at my bench.
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00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:14,082
I'm looking out at the Golden Gate Bridge.
It's a beautiful night.
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00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,333
I'm drinking champagne...
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00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,790
out of a brown paper bag,
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and I am missing you.
256
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,457
Oh, my God, I hate this place.
257
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,499
Where are our weirdos, man?
258
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:33,499
You know, I thought SF was gonna be
full of rock-and-roll hippies in drag
259
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:37,332
who love pot and Journey and burritos.
260
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,874
But where the hell is the José's here?
Where are the...?
261
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:45,374
And whose dick
do I have to suck
262
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:49,083
to get a breakfast taco around here?!
263
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:54,165
I love you, brother.
264
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:58,750
You are such a bitch for leaving
before I could tell you that.
265
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,624
We need to talk about boundaries.
266
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,707
- Good night, Arthur. See you tomorrow.
- Good night, see ya.
267
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,291
- Hey, Jill?
- Yeah?
268
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,291
You wanna grab a drink?
269
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,249
So, that was a sorta long-ass vacation
you took, Jill.
270
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,375
Oh, my sister sorta...
271
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,290
died.
272
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,832
- Dang.
- Yeah.
273
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,915
Jill, that is hella sad.
274
00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:40,250
Thanks, yeah. So how have you been?
275
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,082
Amazing. Life is just... perfect.
276
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:48,208
Everything is working for me, Jill.
Everything is exactly where it should be.
277
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:49,790
How are you?
278
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,582
I'm done, Wes.
279
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,915
- With your cider, or...?
- With us.
280
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,375
What? We're just getting
to know each other.
281
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,874
You've been inside of me for six months.
282
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:03,749
Pastries, baking,
it's a chick thing, traditionally.
283
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,332
But that's so sexist, right?
284
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,874
Because I can do anything my mom can do.
285
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:13,541
I am trying to hold space
for your brokenness.
286
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,583
But I deserve secure attachment,
287
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:20,707
not someone who love bombs me
like I'm on The Bachelor,
288
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:25,915
and then the moment that I catch feels
brings me to Buffalo Wild Wings.
289
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:27,749
- You said you liked wings.
- I lied!
290
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,540
Excuse me, can I get one of those?
Thank you so much.
291
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,749
Cheers!
292
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,165
God, you're so beautiful.
293
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,750
You're like easily a 6.5.
294
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,957
Like, an SF 6.5, a Kansas ten.
295
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:45,582
- Do you want another shot?
- Can we get... one more of those?
296
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,374
I just wanna
hear you say it, Wes.
297
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,125
You don't know how to love.
298
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,083
That's... No. I don't think that-- Britt.
299
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,207
- Britt, listen. Hey, stop.
- Stop.
300
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:59,415
I'm sorry. I can't claim to understand
301
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,665
all the ways that my trauma
has affected me,
302
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:05,750
but I know that...
303
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,082
I'm genuinely sorry.
304
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,624
♪ Are you a man? 'Cause I'm a bitch ♪
305
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:14,874
You're strong.
306
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,832
You've been a bad boy.
307
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,957
- Don't touch my hair.
- Okay. Sorry.
308
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,415
♪ Joyride ♪
309
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,832
♪ Joyride ♪
310
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:27,083
♪ I'm just looking for a good time ♪
311
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,540
Tell me everything's gonna be okay.
312
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,040
Everything's gonna be okay.
313
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,415
Hm?
314
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:37,582
Say it again.
315
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,749
No, I can't. I...
316
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,291
To be honest, I don't...
317
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:45,624
Between climate change
and the unraveling of democracy,
318
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,832
I don't really think that everything is...
319
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,874
- Tell me.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
320
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,624
Oh!
321
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,332
Sorry.
322
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:12,874
♪ Joyride ♪
323
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,249
What's up, babe?
324
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,165
Hey.
325
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:23,249
So, I cannot stop thinking
about last night.
326
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,290
Oh!
327
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:27,666
Yeah. I got several noise complaints.
328
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,290
Did you?
329
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,166
What do you say tonight...
330
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,791
my bear claw goes in your croissant?
331
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:39,915
No.
332
00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,832
No. No, you can't handle this.
333
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,666
No? Isn't...?
334
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,499
- Hey.
- I feel sick.
335
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,499
No, I'm sorry.
336
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:59,415
No, it's good. I'm good. We're good, 'kay?
337
00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:00,999
- Okay.
- Jill.
338
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,707
I'm cool.
339
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:05,166
Cool as a kumquat.
340
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,832
You used me like a human dildo.
341
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,707
And you kicked me to the curb.
342
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,582
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about what you did.
343
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:21,790
- What I did? I--
- You're... You gaslit me.
344
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,165
And you're gonna regret it.
345
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,374
Um...
346
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:31,624
♪ I've found a reason to exist ♪
347
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:35,957
♪ Begging not to go extinct ♪
348
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,708
♪ Do what you saw ♪
349
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:49,624
Fefe, I got you a triple-shot latte
to thank you.
350
00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:53,249
Shh! That was the last time, Wes.
351
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,790
{\an8}It's a felony.
352
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:55,874
Reading texts?
353
00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:59,291
Hacking someone's texts for insider info
to sell commercial real estate?
354
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,665
- Yes, a felony.
- I don't--
355
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:02,999
In all 50 states.
356
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,957
Including Idaho,
where cannibalism is legal.
357
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:07,415
I'm out, Wes.
358
00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:10,624
You're gonna have to stalk people
the same way as everyone else.
359
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:11,540
Instagram.
360
00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,290
All right, no, I see the play.
361
00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:14,915
I will pay you double
362
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:19,249
and then you can buy yourself
more sweater vests or Pokémon cards or--
363
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,249
Pokémon?
364
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,915
You know what?
I'm done being your little hacker boy.
365
00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:29,375
So you can take your lattes
and your shiny teeth back upstairs.
366
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,374
Okay. All right. Understood.
367
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,374
I appreciate you, Fefe.
368
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:38,832
Uh, he's in a meeting right now.
Can I take a message?
369
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,749
Okay, sure. Just call back.
370
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,665
It's Felix!
371
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,915
Oh, my God. You went on that date
with the guy with the pink eye.
372
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,375
Yeah, that's me.
373
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,499
It's been weeks, I bet his eye's healed.
374
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,332
Maybe I should hit him up
for a second date?
375
00:24:57,333 --> 00:25:01,500
No, that was a joke.
I'm actually on a... dick cleanse.
376
00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:06,999
A D-tox, if you will.
Patiently awaiting my gay awakening.
377
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,375
- Did you know what you wanted?
- I'll have a mocha to go. Please. Thanks.
378
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,375
Ever been stood up?
379
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:19,249
- Oh, are you talking to me?
- I overheard your conversation.
380
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,249
Oh, great.
381
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,791
Have I been stood up?
382
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:23,624
Actually, no.
383
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,707
So... I still have that to look forward to.
384
00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,207
Well, I have you beat, then.
385
00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,332
I am currently being stood up.
386
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,957
- On a day date?
- Yeah.
387
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:32,874
Yikes.
388
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:33,875
Yikes is right.
389
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,458
Sorry.
390
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,708
Would you maybe want to join me?
391
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,207
Please. I don't think my fragile male ego
could handle another rejection today.
392
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,082
Um, what's your name?
393
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:51,040
Tyler Riordan.
394
00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,332
Jill Shaw.
395
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,582
- Lady Shaw.
- Thanks.
396
00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:57,208
Tyler Riordan sounds so familiar.
Are you a tech founder?
397
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,165
Not smart enough.
398
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,124
Actor?
399
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,165
Hmph! Not pretty enough.
400
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,165
Oh, you're not pretty enough?
401
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,916
Okay. So you're an influencer.
402
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,624
The irony is palpable.
403
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:10,749
Wait.
404
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:14,249
You have the, um, dating podcast.
405
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,999
You're the dating guy.
406
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,874
Hi! Nice to meet you, Tyler Riordan.
407
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,040
Oh, my God.
408
00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:24,499
Tyler, my phone died, and I had
to find my way back from the East Bay.
409
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,540
I completely raw-dogged it with my mind.
410
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,625
No worries. I ran into a friend.
411
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,208
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
412
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:36,207
Well, nice to see you, friend.
Have a seat.
413
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:37,832
No, no, no. We can get another table.
414
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,957
No, no, no, please. Please sit.
415
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:43,333
Um, I'm just gonna grab my stuff.
416
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,374
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
417
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:48,124
Take your seat. I've warmed it up for you.
418
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:50,124
- I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna... Yeah.
- Yeah.
419
00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,915
Cool. Bye.
420
00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:52,958
Jill!
421
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,375
Hi.
422
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,707
I figured I could let you leave.
Then I'd have to go home,
423
00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:02,457
get on Craigslist, and write a post
on Missed Connections. Very early 2000s.
424
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,540
Or I could just run out on my date,
425
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,082
chase you down the street,
and ask you for your number,
426
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,207
which now that I say it out loud...
427
00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,582
uh, maybe Craigslist was the move.
428
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,832
I'm swearing off men, remember?
429
00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:20,165
- The whole D-tox thing, so...
- Yes. D-toxing. Right.
430
00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,291
I can't.
431
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:26,207
- Nice to meet you.
- Well, how about I give you my number?
432
00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:29,540
Okay.
433
00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,749
Izzy?
434
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:03,457
You're not gonna believe this.
435
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:07,457
It was some Notting Hill,
frickin' Bridget Jones shit.
436
00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:09,207
Please get ready.
437
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,290
You know what he was?
438
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:13,582
He was Bri-hi-ti-hish
439
00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:16,040
from foggy London town.
440
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:19,040
Actually, I don't know if he was
from London, but I'm gonna pause
441
00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:20,915
so that you can finish masturbating.
442
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:33,957
Good work, Wes.
443
00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:35,374
Thank you, sir.
444
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:37,374
- Close her up.
- You got it.
445
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:38,625
All right.
446
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:45,290
Jill.
447
00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:46,416
Hey, psst!
448
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,666
Fuck you.
449
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:51,249
Line up!
450
00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:54,790
I have a little bit of a puzzle.
451
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:57,832
Zella, Bastien à la crème.
452
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,457
What are the ingredients?
453
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:03,040
All-purpose flour, almond flour,
powdered and granulated sugar, whole egg,
454
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:06,333
cream, unsalted butter,
vanilla bean, and salt, Chef.
455
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,165
Did you say "human hair"?
456
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,457
No, I did not, Chef.
457
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,583
That puts me
in a real snickerdoodle.
458
00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:29,375
Oh, now, wait a second.
459
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:31,915
Kirby, why do I see
460
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:36,625
one of your radioactive
Chucky-doll pubes in my tart?
461
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,291
That is not mine.
462
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,457
That's not yours?
463
00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:44,500
Right there, on the little titty... part.
464
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,124
- No.
- No?
465
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:49,332
Oh, did Little Orphan Annie
come into my kitchen last night
466
00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:51,708
and shed her ginger ass on this tart?
467
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,582
I don't know.
468
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,207
- You don't know?
- Mm-mm.
469
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,915
It was so unhinged, my dude.
470
00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:03,041
But...
471
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,541
there is a silver lining.
472
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,707
Or shall I say a ginger lining?
473
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:11,582
Damn, Jilleth. I know. Too soon.
474
00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:13,916
Look, I take no pleasure in saying this,
475
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:18,374
but the baker position is now open!
476
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,790
Finally!
477
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:26,290
But what are the qualifications
to host a podcast?
478
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,749
- Qualifications?
- Yes.
479
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,957
- There are none.
- Really?
480
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,000
- Thought so.
- I'm virtually skill-less.
481
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:34,082
I just think that the dating game
has gotten somewhat toxic.
482
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,999
I don't know, it's going great for me.
483
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,875
Haven't been murdered yet.
484
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:39,915
Well, the night is young.
485
00:30:42,916 --> 00:30:45,000
Tell me about your work, Chef.
486
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:49,583
Well, I don't want
to flex on you too hard, but, uh...
487
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,416
I am the kumquat girl of Flâner.
488
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,499
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
489
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,499
- I'm impressed.
- Mm-hm.
490
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,707
Though I'm not entirely sure
what a kumquat is.
491
00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:03,540
They're like very tiny,
very annoying oranges.
492
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:04,999
- Ah.
- And I am their leader.
493
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,957
Yes. Wait.
494
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,040
Flâner? Isn't that the fellow
from Top Chef?
495
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:14,915
Chef Bastien. I'm currently in a battle
to the death to become his new baker,
496
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:18,165
in the hopes that, one day,
I do actually get to bake.
497
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,290
Well, take no prisoners, kumquat girl.
498
00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:22,874
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
499
00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:23,916
Of course.
500
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,415
So how are the fish and chips
compared to back home?
501
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:27,957
Not bad, actually.
502
00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:30,290
Yeah? I've never been to England.
503
00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:31,416
It's amazing.
504
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,207
I'll have to take you.
505
00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:37,165
♪ Daddy's home ♪
506
00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:39,665
♪ Home for me ♪
507
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:43,790
♪ And I know you've been
Waiting for this loving all day ♪
508
00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:46,332
♪ You know your daddy's home ♪
509
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:48,749
- ♪ Daddy's home ♪
- ♪ And it's time to play ♪
510
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,624
- ♪ It's time to play ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
511
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:54,332
♪ So you ain't got to
Give my loving away ♪
512
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,249
Mm!
513
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:59,332
♪ So all my ladies say hey, hey
Hey, daddy-- ♪
514
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:07,999
Okay, you gotta go.
515
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,540
- You have to go. Get up.
- What?
516
00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:10,832
- Now?
- Yep, right now.
517
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:13,915
- Okay.
- That's all your stuff. Yep. Come on!
518
00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:15,707
- Was it something that I did?
- Hurry!
519
00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,207
- No. Go!
- No problem.
520
00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:18,665
Well, I had a great time.
521
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:20,332
- Bye.
- Bye.
522
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,500
Come on.
523
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:36,375
I didn't think I could do it,
but I did it!
524
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,124
Come on. Call.
525
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,957
Please record your message.
526
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,582
Hello, Izzy.
527
00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,957
I would like to tell you something,
528
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:49,332
that it was very, very, very,
very, very, very close,
529
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:51,290
but I kept it in my pants,
530
00:32:51,291 --> 00:32:55,207
because my body is a sacred temple,
531
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,999
and my vagina is a secret garden.
532
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,124
I... I am Jillothene Shaw!
533
00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:06,790
Resistor of desires of the flesh,
almighty tamer of sexual demons!
534
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:09,499
I am Jill!
535
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:12,958
I left my wallet.
536
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,291
Help.
537
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:22,082
I promise I barely heard anything.
538
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,208
Oh, my God.
539
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:25,999
I do have one question though.
540
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,375
What was that about a secret garden?
541
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:34,665
God damn it.
542
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:38,290
I left my wallet.
543
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,707
- No! No, Jill, no!
- Oh, my God.
544
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:43,665
God, lock your door, Jill.
545
00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,332
You don't lock your door?
546
00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:48,666
- Promise I barely heard anything.
- Oh, God.
547
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:59,750
They're probably hooking up right now.
They're definitely hooking up.
548
00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,000
Well, whatever.
549
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:07,832
He probably has terrible teeth.
550
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:15,624
No text. Hm.
551
00:34:16,916 --> 00:34:18,000
Okay.
552
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:22,249
Don't be crazy. You're being crazy.
553
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,957
Ladies, save yourself the heartache.
554
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:29,915
If he's not texting you,
he doesn't want to talk to you.
555
00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,957
Truth is so important. We all need to get...
556
00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:33,875
What?
557
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,458
Check.
558
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:16,666
Good night, Izzy.
559
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,415
Good night, lad.
560
00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:20,582
I love you.
561
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,500
I love you too.
562
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:29,290
Okay, you know as best man
that you have to give a speech, right?
563
00:35:29,291 --> 00:35:31,624
He didn't.
564
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,582
- Oh, come on. I knew that.
- No idea.
565
00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:35,457
I knew that.
You guys think so little of me.
566
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:38,957
We do not. We think very highly of you,
but I should write it.
567
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:41,499
And after much deliberation...
568
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,499
- Yeah?
- ...we're giving you a plus-one.
569
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,832
- Yes!
- But...
570
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:49,499
You do not get to bring an influencer
whose actual name you do not know.
571
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,707
I knew her name.
572
00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,707
- You didn't know her name.
- Not at all.
573
00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:54,582
You're talking about Lu, right?
574
00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:55,957
Lonestar Lu?
575
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:59,374
- Lonestar Lu was her handle.
- Mm-hm.
576
00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:02,749
Her name was Keilani.
577
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:05,165
I mean, that's just confusing branding.
578
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,499
- Bye.
- Go.
579
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:07,582
- Beat it.
- Really?
580
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:08,999
- Yes.
- You can't sit with us.
581
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,499
- You cannot.
- Are you serious?
582
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:13,124
Oh, look, open table.
Just for you.
583
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,291
Okay, fine.
584
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,540
- Fine. I'm walking over here.
- Fine.
585
00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:19,124
- Bye.
- I'll enjoy my tacos alone.
586
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,416
Yeah, enjoy.
587
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,832
- You know what your problem is?
- Huh?
588
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,124
You're sad-boy deadly.
589
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,291
- Yeah.
- It's your eyes.
590
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:33,457
Every girl thinks you're a wounded puppy,
and you have no idea how gorgeous you are.
591
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,374
- But you're not sad. He's not sad.
- Mm-mm. No, he's not.
592
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,415
- And he knows exactly how gorgeous he is.
- What?
593
00:36:39,416 --> 00:36:40,707
You think I'm gorgeous, Breeds?
594
00:36:40,708 --> 00:36:42,374
You think he's gorgeous?
595
00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:43,582
- Wait.
- I mean...
596
00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:46,332
Now he has two phones to use for evil.
597
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,790
Oh, great.
598
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:52,915
No. Okay, so this random girl has been
leaving voicemails on my new work cell,
599
00:36:52,916 --> 00:36:54,624
and they're for her sister.
600
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:57,124
- And they're, like, kinda hilarious.
- Wait.
601
00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,915
How does she not know
that her sister changed her number?
602
00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:01,290
- Text her.
- I thought I did.
603
00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:05,250
I'm gonna just see what's happening
with the douchecaster real quick.
604
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,290
- Douchecaster?
- Douchecaster?
605
00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:13,832
Guess who's officially being ghosted
by a Hitch wannabe.
606
00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:16,165
I am.
607
00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:19,832
And I am never gonna make baker
608
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:23,332
because, um, I boned the competition
609
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:26,999
and now he's out to destroy my life,
which rocks.
610
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Um, so, yeah.
611
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,749
I'm, uh...
612
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:35,875
I'm just calling you to ask...
613
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:38,916
how...
614
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:44,665
am I supposed to do this without you?
615
00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:51,416
We were supposed to die together.
616
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:53,833
We made a deal.
617
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:57,291
Like Noah and Allie in The Notebook.
618
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,500
"You're a bird, I'm a bird," you whore.
619
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,500
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
620
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,458
Okay, I'll stop.
621
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,583
You're in a better place.
622
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:15,750
Probably slurping face with Heath Ledger
as we speak, huh?
623
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:22,125
But I miss you.
624
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,083
My lad.
625
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,708
Every minute...
626
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,833
of every single day.
627
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,708
This party sucks without you.
628
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,124
Call me?
629
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:51,208
Isabelle's dead. They're...
630
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:54,374
They're voicemails for her dead sister.
631
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,207
- What?
- What?
632
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,082
- Oh, my God, that's heartbreaking.
- Uh...
633
00:38:58,083 --> 00:39:00,290
You gotta tell her.
634
00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:03,082
- Now you're a sicko.
- No, no, no, do not tell her.
635
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:05,124
She's healing. This is her way of healing.
636
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,749
Just stop listening to her
like a creeper, then.
637
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:10,750
Yeah, maybe stop
listening to her like a creeper, then.
638
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,707
You tell him you no longer want to invest
in something that isn't going anywhere.
639
00:39:17,708 --> 00:39:19,665
You shut your whore mouth when you talk!
640
00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:21,332
- Wes.
- Hey! Hey, Jim.
641
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,457
Red River closed?
642
00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:24,582
- Yes, sir.
- Very nice.
643
00:39:24,583 --> 00:39:25,666
What's next?
644
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:31,708
Hey, is Donovan still slipping
on that San Fran spot?
645
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:38,249
He goes, "Jill, this is exciting."
646
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:42,207
I shit you not,
those were his final words to me.
647
00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:44,999
He has no... soul!
648
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,957
I must protect womankind!
649
00:39:47,958 --> 00:39:49,374
Well, guess what?
650
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:56,500
Love, Not Actually has
a live podcast taping... tomorrow!
651
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:02,500
And I know, if you were here,
I know what you would say.
652
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,915
You would say,
653
00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:07,916
in the immortal words of our queen,
654
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,540
Michelle Obama, esquire,
655
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,083
"When they go low..."
656
00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:15,249
- "We go high."
- "...we go lower!"
657
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:16,749
Okay.
658
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,249
♪ Candy ♪
659
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:28,291
♪ She's sweet like candy in my veins ♪
660
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,999
♪ Baby, I'm dying for another taste ♪
661
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:40,874
♪ And every night
My mind is running around her... ♪
662
00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:44,165
Excited for the... show.
663
00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,165
Thank you.
664
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:49,249
Oh! I'm so-- Did I step on your foot?
I'm so sorry about that. I'm sorry.
665
00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:50,415
I'm sorry.
666
00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:52,082
- So sorry.
- No, it's okay.
667
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:54,915
♪ I can't let you go now that I got it ♪
668
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:59,915
♪ And all I need is to be struck ♪
669
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:05,499
♪ By your electric love... ♪
670
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,790
Is that okay?
671
00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:07,958
Perfect.
672
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,582
♪ Baby, your electric-- ♪
673
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,332
Thank you all for coming.
674
00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:28,707
Looking gorgeous as ever, I see.
675
00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:30,166
And we're going live.
676
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,457
Hi there.
677
00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:36,832
Well...
678
00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:39,707
What should we talk about, ladies?
679
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:41,750
I am at your disposal.
680
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,916
- Now, who wants to kick us off?
- Oh, my God.
681
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,125
Me!
682
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,541
Yes, in the Giants hat.
683
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,916
Thank you.
684
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:55,415
Hey, Tyler. I'm a huge fan.
685
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:59,082
My favorite episode is the one
about dating with accountability.
686
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,124
It's a good one, right?
But I had a quick question about that.
687
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:05,832
Accountability, that's only expected
688
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:10,250
of us lovelorn, pathetic,
desperate ladies, correct?
689
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:14,082
Fellas get a free pass
to, say, I don't know,
690
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:15,915
like, hypothetically speaking,
691
00:42:15,916 --> 00:42:19,707
talk about bringing you home to England,
get you naked, vanish out of thin air
692
00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:22,707
without even a text saying,
"I'm alive, but no thank you"?
693
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:29,624
Um, well, uh,
this pod is designed for, uh, women
694
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:32,915
to navigate the perils
of the dating world.
695
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:34,374
Oh!
696
00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:37,707
Okay, well, thanks to you, Tyler,
697
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:41,040
I've come face-to-face
with the perils of the dating world!
698
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,832
Here's my little bit
of "proactive dating advice"
699
00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:46,833
to you ladies.
700
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,707
If it looks like a duck
701
00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:51,791
and it swims like a duck,
702
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:57,249
it's probably just a bargain-bin,
Hugh Grant fuckboy with a podcast.
703
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:04,082
So...
704
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:07,875
I'm gonna just, um... see myself out.
705
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,708
I'll give this to you.
Thank you, excuse me. I'm sorry.
706
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:16,457
♪ Boys wanna be her ♪
707
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,040
♪ Girls wanna be her ♪
708
00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:19,707
♪ Boys wanna be her ♪
709
00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:21,791
♪ I wanna be her... ♪
710
00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,333
Well, um...
711
00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:27,541
What is testimony without a test?
712
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,374
What is accountability without an account?
713
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:33,708
I'm sorry. I'm... Excuse me.
714
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:42,375
Uh, communication is key.
715
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:46,499
Proactive dating isn't about perfection.
716
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,416
It's about progress.
717
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,290
What?
718
00:43:51,291 --> 00:43:53,499
"If it looks like a duck
and swims like a duck,
719
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:56,582
it's probably just a Hugh Can't
with a podcast."
720
00:43:56,583 --> 00:44:00,290
At first it got very, very quiet,
and then they were like...
721
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,166
Wow.
722
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,958
Another one bites the dust.
723
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:14,790
Oh, there's this, um,
cute deli at the bus stop
724
00:44:14,791 --> 00:44:17,290
at my bench at Battery Spencer.
725
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:22,916
I got my salami on sourdough
with spicy mustard.
726
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:26,250
Mmm-mmm.
727
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,749
You're gonna tell me
that this is dumb, but whatever.
728
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:45,208
I have this...
729
00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:49,000
stupid fantasy that...
730
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:54,124
someone's gonna come and sit down
next to me like I'm Meg Ryan.
731
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:57,999
And we start talking
about our days and the weather,
732
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,666
which makes no sense,
'cause it's always foggy.
733
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:06,875
Maybe I offer him half my sandwich...
734
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:12,125
and we lock eyes and it happens.
We just know.
735
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:18,333
In our bones, like how birds know
when a storm is coming.
736
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,457
How do they do that?
737
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:24,582
And we can't even play it cool,
738
00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:26,499
because there's nothing cool
about what we feel.
739
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,999
It's desperate and all-consuming
and really scary,
740
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,666
but we're in it together.
741
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,458
That could happen, right?
742
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:40,500
Says the girl
who can't even get a text back.
743
00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:51,707
I'm sharing this with you, my lad.
744
00:45:54,416 --> 00:45:57,582
♪ And if I didn't know better ♪
745
00:45:57,583 --> 00:46:02,125
♪ I'd think you were listening to me now ♪
746
00:46:04,541 --> 00:46:07,625
♪ If I didn't know better ♪
747
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:12,708
♪ I'd think you were still around ♪
748
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:19,332
♪ What died didn't stay dead ♪
749
00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:22,416
♪ You're alive, so alive ♪
750
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,958
Sorry, is this... Is this seat taken?
751
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,082
It's beautiful.
752
00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:54,750
Mm-hm.
753
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,916
- I'm Wes.
- Hm!
754
00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:12,708
I'm Jill.
755
00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:14,916
Jill.
756
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,708
Nice to meet you, Jill.
757
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:23,125
Well, enjoy the view.
758
00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:28,291
Uh... wait.
759
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,332
Um...
760
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:33,749
I have to tell you something.
761
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:36,083
You have to tell me something?
762
00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:43,291
Um, I... I am here... uh, in San Francisco...
763
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,541
for, um...
764
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:51,832
for, uh... for work,
765
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,416
and I...
766
00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,000
I just...
767
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,665
just get...
768
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:01,874
- I wanted to get a few recs from a local.
- Oh!
769
00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,499
Did you just have a stroke?
770
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,165
Do you smell burnt toast?
771
00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:09,999
Gosh. I don't know.
I'm not a local, by the way.
772
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,207
I've been here a year,
so I guess, technically,
773
00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:15,208
but I have not cracked the code
of this city.
774
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:19,624
God damn it,
she's a tough nut to crack. Sorry.
775
00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:21,957
Well, what's your favorite thing
to do here?
776
00:48:21,958 --> 00:48:23,582
You're looking at it.
777
00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:26,333
Wow. Then I'm off to a good start, huh?
778
00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:30,415
Jeez.
779
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:33,124
What?
780
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:35,375
You're rolling in here with all this like...
781
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,457
What is that?
782
00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:42,207
That is why I have to bid you
good night and good luck.
783
00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:43,957
I'm closed for business.
784
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:46,290
Not that I even had any business,
or that men...
785
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,540
Men are not my business. Zero judgment.
786
00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:50,999
Love and light to the girlies
selling feet pics online.
787
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,665
I tried, but someone said
my toes look like ugly fingers,
788
00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:56,666
so I chop... fruit now.
789
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,583
- Should we start over?
- Yes, please.
790
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,625
Okay, I'm Wes.
791
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,375
And, uh...
792
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,124
I'm visiting.
793
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,291
I'm Jill.
794
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,749
And I'm boy sober.
795
00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:13,624
Oh, okay.
796
00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:15,041
Nice to meet you.
797
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:17,000
Nice to meet you.
798
00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:19,165
Oh, uh...
799
00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:20,582
Do you think...
800
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,624
you could just point me
in the direction of some breakfast tacos?
801
00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:32,499
- It ain't José's, but it ain't half-bad.
- What?
802
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,999
- You know José's?
- Oh, yeah.
803
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,165
- José's is my favorite.
- José's is my favorite.
804
00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:37,790
So you really are from Tejas, huh?
805
00:49:37,791 --> 00:49:40,457
Yes, ma'am.
806
00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:44,457
So, could you just give me
like an opening line
807
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,707
or a thesis statement?
808
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:49,625
You don't need help from a stranger.
These are your best friends.
809
00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:56,124
I'm not sure that I believe
in the whole, uh, marriage thing.
810
00:49:56,125 --> 00:49:58,499
Ah, so let me guess.
811
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:03,040
Your parents are divorced.
812
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,165
- Very, very astute.
- Am I right?
813
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:08,041
Yeah, they probably would be
if my mom were still alive.
814
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,540
I am so sorry.
815
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:13,374
No, it's... I was little.
816
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:16,125
- Sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
- No, it's okay. It's really okay.
817
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,249
You don't want a first line from me.
818
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:26,582
I've been told that
I suffer from a severe case of TMI.
819
00:50:26,583 --> 00:50:28,791
No great speech started with a filter.
820
00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:32,624
Um...
821
00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:34,124
What are their names?
822
00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:35,707
Breeda and Andy.
823
00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,583
- Breeda and Andy.
- Mm-hm.
824
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,500
"You have made a believer out of me."
825
00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:47,249
Holy shit.
826
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,665
- See? I knew it.
- Well, don't say it if it's not true.
827
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:53,832
You don't wanna kick off their union
in a bed of lies.
828
00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:57,000
- Cross my heart and hope to die.
- Don't hope that.
829
00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:59,083
I won't. I--
830
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,040
I won't hope that.
831
00:51:01,041 --> 00:51:03,957
- Thank you.
- So, uh, real estate, huh?
832
00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:06,624
- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have a fancy metal nameplate?
833
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:09,874
- Why else would I be doing this?
- Living the corporate daddy dream.
834
00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:13,750
Yeah, that's right.
I mean, it has its perks.
835
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:19,415
But, uh, I got my eye on something.
I'm playing the long game.
836
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:20,915
What kind of something?
837
00:51:20,916 --> 00:51:23,416
Let's just say, I keep my cards close.
838
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,124
What about you?
839
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,290
What's the dream?
840
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:31,915
I'm living the "it's a good day if I'm not
being publicly humiliated..." dream.
841
00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:38,540
- That can't be the dream!
- Well, dreams are so short-sighted.
842
00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:42,249
When you're a little kid,
you only know three jobs, right?
843
00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:46,332
There's, like, police officer,
school teacher, and chef.
844
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:49,165
- Mission accomplished.
- Except no.
845
00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,958
I'm what they call a "prep cook."
846
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,832
And as Chef says,
847
00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:59,207
we are barely one step
above the janitorial staff and pedophiles.
848
00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:01,957
Sounds like you gotta take
your prep cook skills elsewhere.
849
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:05,082
- Mm.
- Come on. If you build it, they will come.
850
00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:07,957
- Trust me, I'd love to start my own thing.
- What's stopping you?
851
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:11,082
I don't know, just any money at all,
or brand reputation,
852
00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:12,832
business plan, house specialty.
853
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:15,499
Oh, come on, you got a specialty.
854
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,624
Even my mom had a specialty.
855
00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:20,624
- It was cornbread chicken pot pie.
- Oh!
856
00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:24,332
A woman after my own heart.
Do you know the recipe?
857
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:25,583
No, I wish.
858
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,332
It was legendary.
859
00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,458
I mean, people still talk about it.
860
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:35,708
I wish I, uh... I wish I could remember.
861
00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,250
I'll bet your taste buds do.
862
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:46,958
All right, the suspense is killing me.
If you could put one thing on your menu,
863
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:48,957
what would it be?
864
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:53,165
You think I'm gonna share
my culinary secrets with a stranger?
865
00:52:54,416 --> 00:52:56,957
I'll tell you what,
I'm here for two weeks.
866
00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:59,290
Why don't we try
to crack this SF nut together?
867
00:52:59,291 --> 00:53:00,874
As fellow Texas expats,
868
00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:04,874
I feel obligated to tell you
that I am girl sober,
869
00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:06,874
so I will not make out with you.
870
00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:09,832
Even if you beg me, I won't do it.
Scout's honor.
871
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:22,665
♪ Something about the day make me
Wanna put it on the line, on the wire ♪
872
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:27,499
♪ All you need to bring is yourself
Company's all that I require ♪
873
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:31,415
♪ I'm not naive for needing my baby ♪
874
00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:35,499
♪ So, today, come on over
And play 'cause ♪
875
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:39,457
♪ I've been patient ♪
876
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:44,749
♪ I've been waiting
For something like this ♪
877
00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:46,791
♪ Ooh-wee ♪
878
00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:48,957
♪ Like this ♪
879
00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:53,082
- ♪ Ooh-wee ♪
- ♪ Waiting for something like this ♪
880
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:56,499
- ♪ Ooh-wee ♪
- ♪ Waiting for something like ♪
881
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,790
♪ Baby, If you want me
You know where to find me ♪
882
00:53:58,791 --> 00:54:00,874
♪ I'll be ready for you, babe ♪
883
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:04,499
♪ Taste so sweet, it's like honey
Dripping down my body, babe ♪
884
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:08,957
♪ I know that this bitch love
Drive you crazy ♪
885
00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:13,207
♪ So, today
Won't you come out and play, 'cause ♪
886
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:17,040
♪ I've been patient ♪
887
00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:22,457
♪ I've been waiting
For something like this ♪
888
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:25,207
- ♪ Ooh-wee ♪
- ♪ Mmm ♪
889
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:26,499
♪ Like this ♪
890
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:30,374
- ♪ Ooh-wee ♪
- ♪ Waiting for something like ♪
891
00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:32,458
♪ Ooh-wee ♪
892
00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:35,124
♪ Like this ♪
893
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,749
I don't know what happened, Chef.
I rolled it out last night,
894
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,040
and I put it in the fridge.
895
00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:45,249
Apparently not.
896
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:47,500
- You've set us all back!
- We could grate it.
897
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,375
Whoa.
898
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,125
Or...
899
00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:55,290
It's... I accidentally froze
my butter in culinary school,
900
00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:58,790
and grating it
made the dough even flakier.
901
00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,290
You're still talking?
902
00:55:00,291 --> 00:55:02,832
What is this? The Alpha Gamma prep girls?
903
00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:07,082
- Right?
- Michelin-star joke, Chef.
904
00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:09,165
"It makes it extra flaky."
905
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,375
Hey.
906
00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:21,208
I never asked for your help.
907
00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:27,457
I sold the spot.
908
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:28,874
- You did?
- Yeah.
909
00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:31,040
What a star! We have to celebrate.
910
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:33,582
After you. How was your day?
911
00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:35,624
Uh...
912
00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:39,582
Chef Bastien
was feeling particularly evil.
913
00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:41,082
He didn't use a single 'quat.
914
00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:43,874
He literally poured them out
into the trash can
915
00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:46,125
while maintaining eye contact with me.
916
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:49,749
It was kumquat carnage.
917
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:50,999
He's hazing you, Jill.
918
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:55,625
I don't know if I'm built for this.
919
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:57,374
What, this Flâner gig?
920
00:55:57,375 --> 00:55:58,458
This...
921
00:55:59,666 --> 00:56:00,875
This dream.
922
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,832
Ignore me and my existential dread.
923
00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:12,541
It's your last day,
and I am ready to giggle.
924
00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:15,957
Welcome to Golden Gate Giggles.
925
00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,165
I'm your tour guide, Walter,
926
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:22,999
and we're so glad you chose us,
Golden Gate Giggles.
927
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,874
How about a joke?
928
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:26,041
Sure.
929
00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,291
Why did the hipster refuse...
930
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,791
"Why did the hipster refuse
to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?"
931
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,499
Why?
932
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,665
Because it was too mainstream.
933
00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:39,999
Pause for laughs.
934
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:45,374
It's my first day today.
935
00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:49,166
- Crushing it, Walter.
- Let's start out with some funny facts.
936
00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:50,958
Sure.
937
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:52,707
Ha!
938
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:56,957
San Francisco is where
they invented blue jeans,
939
00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:58,208
and the electric...
940
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,374
- I can't do this.
- You're doing fine.
941
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,082
- Just take a deep breath.
- I quit.
942
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:04,582
- You can't. We got 2 hours left.
- Let me off!
943
00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:07,290
- Nope. Sit down and take a breath.
- Open the door!
944
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,124
- I need this job!
- Open the door!
945
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:11,749
- Let me off!
- This is why I don't have kids.
946
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,415
Let me off!
947
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,790
Hey, boss. We paid for giggles.
948
00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:27,915
Not my department.
949
00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:29,499
We gonna get a refund?
950
00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:35,916
What are you doing?
951
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:37,250
Uh...
952
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,083
Uh, what's up, guys?
953
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,040
I'm Wes.
954
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:43,915
So, where's everybody from?
955
00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:46,624
Uh, other than New Jersey.
956
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:48,457
Look, kid, you gotta sit down. Now.
957
00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:50,999
Uh, I know. I'm sorry. I just...
We came for giggles, right?
958
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,332
- Yeah.
- Let's get some giggles in here.
959
00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:58,916
Uh, up ahead, we've got
the world-famous...
960
00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:00,832
squiggle street.
961
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:07,499
On your right, we have, uh, the house
962
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:12,290
where Robin Williams brought a donkey
into the party in Mrs. Doubtfire.
963
00:58:13,875 --> 00:58:16,665
♪ Go to Fisherman's Wharf ♪
964
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:18,583
♪ Top of the Mark ♪
965
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:20,540
♪ Telegraph Hill ♪
966
00:58:20,541 --> 00:58:22,207
♪ Golden Gate Park ♪
967
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:26,999
♪ Baby, baby, baby
There's so much in this town... ♪
968
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,165
Out in the bay, you see it?
That is Alcatraz,
969
00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:34,082
the famous prison that is known
for hosting legendary criminals
970
00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:37,665
like Al Capone and, um, Sean Connery.
971
00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:42,124
Okay, look, child, you're gonna have
to sit down now or I will kick you off.
972
00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:43,999
- Last thing. On your left...
- Seriously?
973
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,374
...is the delectable Flâner.
I don't want to embarrass her,
974
00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:49,290
but we are actually in the presence
975
00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:53,082
of one of San Francisco's
most talented up-and-coming chefs.
976
00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:57,541
She taught Chef Bastien
everything he knows because she--
977
00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:02,916
she is most definitely built for this.
978
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,957
Okay, Romeo, show's over.
979
00:59:05,958 --> 00:59:08,832
- I'm going. I just have one more thing.
- I know you are. No, you don't.
980
00:59:08,833 --> 00:59:12,332
- Let's go. And you're done.
- ♪ I left my heart ♪
981
00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:15,332
- Off! Uh-huh. All right.
- ♪ In San Francisco ♪
982
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:16,415
I just need to finish!
983
00:59:16,416 --> 00:59:18,540
- ♪ High on a hill ♪
- Dude!
984
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:22,290
♪ She calls to me ♪
985
00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:25,749
- Let go!
- ♪ When I come home to you ♪
986
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:29,999
- All right. Fine.
- ♪ San Francisco! ♪
987
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:34,040
♪ Your golden sun ♪
988
00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:36,582
♪ Will shine ♪
989
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:40,874
♪ For me ♪
990
01:00:03,708 --> 01:00:06,582
I guess the scouts have no honor, huh?
991
01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:08,457
It's a good thing I wasn't a Boy Scout.
992
01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:12,290
Yeah, all right!
993
01:00:14,916 --> 01:00:16,207
Ah, ta-da!
994
01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:19,332
Blue crab and corn fritters
with smoked jalapeño aioli.
995
01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,165
- Wow.
- Voilà!
996
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:23,041
- This is insane.
- Yay.
997
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,249
- What?
- Is it good?
998
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,749
Are you kidding me?
Chef Bastien is an idiot.
999
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:32,290
He is sitting on a gold mine.
1000
01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:34,125
How did you even learn how to do this?
1001
01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:36,999
Um...
1002
01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:42,791
My sister was stuck at home
a lot as a kid.
1003
01:00:44,791 --> 01:00:46,624
She was really sick.
1004
01:00:46,625 --> 01:00:50,541
And the kitchen was our happy place.
1005
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:53,207
We were like two little mad scientists.
1006
01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:57,790
We always thought we were
on the verge of discovering something
1007
01:00:57,791 --> 01:00:59,499
the world had never seen.
1008
01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:05,625
♪ Either way I lose ♪
1009
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,750
♪ Though I know... ♪
1010
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:14,625
My sister...
1011
01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:16,916
Isabelle, she died.
1012
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:20,875
In November. She had cystic fibrosis.
1013
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:23,665
I'm so sorry, Jill.
1014
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:26,125
She was just the love of my life. No big.
1015
01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:29,875
- I bet she's proud of you.
- Uh...
1016
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:36,165
I was much cooler as a kid.
I peaked at like 12.
1017
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:41,665
I would do the craziest shit
just to come home with a story for her.
1018
01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:43,458
I would've tried crack
if it made her laugh.
1019
01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:48,165
And now, I think I might be
a little bit dead inside.
1020
01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,083
Jill...
1021
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,958
you couldn't be less dead inside.
1022
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:57,832
What you need to do
1023
01:01:57,833 --> 01:01:59,708
is you need to get out there
1024
01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,207
and try crack.
1025
01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:05,291
Come with me...
1026
01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,708
to Breeda and Andy's wedding.
1027
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:10,916
Hm.
1028
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:14,208
Okay.
1029
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,666
I'll ask my overlord.
1030
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,416
All right.
1031
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:22,999
Ready for the main course?
1032
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,166
There's more?
1033
01:02:25,541 --> 01:02:28,332
- I... This was already so impressive.
- Come on!
1034
01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:30,290
How could you make more? I don't even...
1035
01:02:30,291 --> 01:02:31,875
- Shut up.
- You can't top this.
1036
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:36,083
Okay.
1037
01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:42,833
♪ Either way I lose... ♪
1038
01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:45,832
Is that chicken pot pie?
1039
01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,708
With cornbread crust.
1040
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:50,999
You made this for me?
1041
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,749
Yeah. I mean, I have no idea
if it's anything like your mom's.
1042
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:56,916
It was a full-blown experiment,
but we will see.
1043
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,583
All right.
1044
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:26,583
Uh...
1045
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:32,291
I'm gonna go... Just...
I'm gonna prep dessert, okay?
1046
01:03:58,541 --> 01:04:00,790
♪ Believe it ♪
1047
01:04:00,791 --> 01:04:05,041
♪ I need you by my side ♪
1048
01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,874
♪ Yes, I know you know ♪
1049
01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:12,249
♪ Know you know
Know I've been a sinner, baby ♪
1050
01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:14,624
♪ I've seen it ♪
1051
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:18,791
♪ I've seen you high and dry ♪
1052
01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:21,790
♪ Yes, I know you don't ♪
1053
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:27,749
♪ Know you don't
Know you don't need me to say it ♪
1054
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:30,957
♪ But if anything happens between us
Does everything change? ♪
1055
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:37,207
♪ I know you feel it too
I can see it in your face ♪
1056
01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:41,458
♪ So tell me now not to get too close ♪
1057
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:43,957
♪ 'Cause it always happens ♪
1058
01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:46,540
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1059
01:04:46,541 --> 01:04:49,290
♪ How much longer can this go? ♪
1060
01:04:49,291 --> 01:04:51,124
♪ Oh, babe, don't break ♪
1061
01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:53,790
♪ Every single breath you take ♪
1062
01:04:53,791 --> 01:04:57,957
♪ Kills me softly, chills my body ♪
1063
01:04:57,958 --> 01:04:59,832
♪ But when we reach the limit ♪
1064
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:02,415
- Sorry.
- No. Sorry.
1065
01:05:02,416 --> 01:05:04,332
- Yeah... I just have to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.
1066
01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:06,249
All right. You okay?
1067
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:07,165
- Yep.
- Okay.
1068
01:05:07,166 --> 01:05:08,708
- Sorry. Uh...
- Oh, no. Okay.
1069
01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:11,708
Okay.
1070
01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:15,832
Just say it. Just say the words.
1071
01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:17,290
Just say it.
1072
01:05:17,291 --> 01:05:19,541
Jill. Hey, Jill. I've been...
1073
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:23,000
I've been getting your voicemails.
I've been getting...
1074
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,750
Oh, shit.
1075
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:47,333
Jill.
1076
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:49,791
Uh...
1077
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,125
I, um...
1078
01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,000
No, it's okay.
1079
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,250
It's totally okay.
1080
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,500
Um...
1081
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,041
Want to just watch Top Chef?
1082
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:12,707
I took a date-based ganache.
I shaped it into a small sphere,
1083
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:15,832
and I coated it
in a cocoa-infused beignet dough before...
1084
01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:18,083
Jill, I've been getting your voicemails.
1085
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,874
I like the surprise
in the middle. It's nice.
1086
01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:23,499
I went with
a bombolone-style donut.
1087
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:26,665
I worked in fresh orange and lemon zest,
fried it off,
1088
01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:29,499
and finished it
with a passionfruit cream filling.
1089
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,165
The texture's great.
1090
01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:32,749
♪ Heaven help me ♪
1091
01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:37,999
♪ My mind changes like the wind ♪
1092
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:42,249
♪ Please excuse me ♪
1093
01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:47,749
♪ I don't know where to begin ♪
1094
01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:51,665
♪ But I didn't think I cared ♪
1095
01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:54,040
♪ I could be your friend ♪
1096
01:06:54,041 --> 01:06:58,749
♪ But I'm unprepared
Oh, I've never felt like this ♪
1097
01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:01,040
♪ I was unaware ♪
1098
01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:03,499
♪ That you were lighting flares ♪
1099
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:08,374
♪ Now I'm running scared
Oh, how did it come to this? ♪
1100
01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:15,458
♪ You know I've never
Been so lonely on my own ♪
1101
01:07:16,041 --> 01:07:17,915
♪ And it shows ♪
1102
01:07:17,916 --> 01:07:22,791
♪ 'Cause I don't see you like I used to ♪
1103
01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:26,499
♪ Now I'm going back
On the things that I know ♪
1104
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:32,749
♪ Oh, all my nights taste like gold ♪
1105
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:36,999
♪ Yeah, when I'm with you
It's like everything glows ♪
1106
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:42,082
♪ And all my days, we can lay low ♪
1107
01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:46,624
♪ Yeah, when we're waking up
We're waking up slow ♪
1108
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:52,791
Dessert tacos.
1109
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875
Dessert tacos?
1110
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:58,165
When Izzy was super sick,
they tried to get her to eat,
1111
01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,666
and she'd throw everything up
except her favorite.
1112
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:06,500
Dessert tacos. And that is my specialty.
1113
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:13,958
The Gathering.
1114
01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,833
The card game?
1115
01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:20,124
Actually, they're not just cards.
They're actually collectible.
1116
01:08:20,125 --> 01:08:21,582
They're really valuable.
1117
01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:24,250
But, um, my mom, uh...
1118
01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:26,874
she would buy them for me,
1119
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:29,708
and she bought me my first pack, and...
1120
01:08:30,791 --> 01:08:34,582
I just need the Alpha Black Lotus
to complete the Power Nine.
1121
01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:37,207
It's one of the rarest cards in the world.
1122
01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:39,999
That's what I've been... working towards.
1123
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:40,999
Wow.
1124
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,499
And I think I may have found one on eBay.
1125
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:45,832
- Really?
- Yeah.
1126
01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:46,916
So...
1127
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,874
I gotta confess,
I was actually gonna ghost you
1128
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:54,249
for not having the full... Power Nine.
1129
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,707
So now I don't have to.
1130
01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:57,207
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1131
01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:59,791
Okay, wow. Still in the game.
1132
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,250
Still in the game.
1133
01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:04,999
I'll see you at home.
1134
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:05,958
Yeah.
1135
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,541
Safe flight.
1136
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:09,291
Thanks.
1137
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,665
Last breath of freedom
till you're chained for life.
1138
01:09:32,666 --> 01:09:34,666
- Hey!
- Yay!
1139
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,540
Oh! We are excited to meet Jill.
1140
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,250
Yeah, we are.
1141
01:09:41,750 --> 01:09:43,082
Oh, no.
1142
01:09:43,083 --> 01:09:44,082
I knew it.
1143
01:09:44,083 --> 01:09:45,249
What happened, Wes?
1144
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:47,083
Nothing. Nothing.
1145
01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:49,790
We're just hanging out.
1146
01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:54,332
All right, I admit that things
have gotten a little intense.
1147
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:58,457
Intense? You're the one
that flew to another city for this girl.
1148
01:09:58,458 --> 01:10:00,707
No, I flew to another city for work.
1149
01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:03,040
- Oh, for work.
- Oh, yes, of course.
1150
01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:04,582
- It was a work trip.
- Work trip, and--
1151
01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:07,082
All I'm saying is once in a while, Wes,
1152
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:10,582
someone comes along
that changes the whole game.
1153
01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:13,916
Yeah, don't be so busy scoring
that you miss it.
1154
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,790
Wow.
1155
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:19,249
- That was good. So good.
- That was nice.
1156
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,499
- Copyright that.
- Every single time.
1157
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:25,458
Wait a minute. Wait. You didn't tell us
what happened with the voicemails.
1158
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,665
- You didn't tell her?
- O.M. God.
1159
01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:30,582
I'm going to.
1160
01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:31,957
- Liar, liar!
- Guys, look.
1161
01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:35,457
Oh, my God, this is like a sick reboot
of You've Got Mail.
1162
01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,374
Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart!
1163
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,541
You are not Tom Hanks!
1164
01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:41,165
I might slap him.
1165
01:10:41,166 --> 01:10:42,832
- Violence is never--
- Slap him.
1166
01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:45,499
- Hey! Hey!
- Wes, tell her the truth.
1167
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,457
- I'm going to.
- Okay? Yes.
1168
01:10:47,458 --> 01:10:51,457
- Tell her the truth, Wes.
- I will! In person.
1169
01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:52,958
I swear on my mom.
1170
01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:58,999
- Well, now we can't say anything.
- Yeah.
1171
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,124
♪ I don't wanna see you smile ♪
1172
01:11:21,125 --> 01:11:24,040
♪ I want you in the morning ♪
1173
01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:27,375
♪ Before you go performing ♪
1174
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:32,790
♪ Tell me something I don't know ♪
1175
01:11:32,791 --> 01:11:38,583
♪ And lead me to the place
Where no one ever goes ♪
1176
01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:43,707
♪ You know you're beautiful ♪
1177
01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:46,374
♪ But that ain't half the gold treasure
In your soul ♪
1178
01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:49,290
♪ What you got? 'Cause I want it all ♪
1179
01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:51,874
♪ With your fingers in my mouth
I fail to see your faults ♪
1180
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:59,582
♪ So please don't let me fall ♪
1181
01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:11,582
♪ Don't let me fall ♪
1182
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:15,290
Good evening, everyone. I'm Wes.
1183
01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:21,582
Andy's younger, dreamier cousin.
1184
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:23,124
- Lies.
- If not by blood.
1185
01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:24,875
Our mothers were best friends.
1186
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,707
And Breeda is the older sister
that I never had.
1187
01:12:28,708 --> 01:12:29,957
Aww.
1188
01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:35,040
So I tried to warn 'em both
that marriage is Russian roulette, okay?
1189
01:12:35,041 --> 01:12:38,041
- Should we go over the divorce rate?
- No.
1190
01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:43,665
Okay, suffice it to say,
I wouldn't consider myself a romantic.
1191
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:44,791
Aw.
1192
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,708
But, um...
1193
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:57,790
did you know that these two
weren't even supposed to meet?
1194
01:12:57,791 --> 01:13:00,124
Andy's alarm randomly didn't go off.
1195
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:04,082
This man has never been late
to anything in his entire life.
1196
01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:07,415
And he missed his dentist appointment.
And he loves the dentist.
1197
01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:09,999
- It's true.
- I do.
1198
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,833
They made him wait for an hour,
and he was about to walk out,
1199
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,874
when Breeda walked in.
1200
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:17,082
Aww.
1201
01:13:17,083 --> 01:13:19,833
If that alarm had gone off
when it was supposed to,
1202
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:24,040
these two would never have met,
and we would not be here tonight.
1203
01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:28,541
I don't know about gambling on forever,
1204
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,583
but I do know this.
1205
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,791
You're proof
1206
01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,250
that sometimes
1207
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:39,874
life rigs things in our favor.
1208
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:48,707
To Breeda and Andy.
1209
01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:50,416
Yeah!
1210
01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:54,415
You made a believer out of me.
1211
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:02,915
- I am so proud of you.
- Couldn't have done it without you, coach.
1212
01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:04,207
That was beautiful.
1213
01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:06,374
- Your hands are so cold.
- I know.
1214
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,582
What?
1215
01:14:08,583 --> 01:14:10,040
Wait, let's warm you up.
1216
01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,082
Jeez.
1217
01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:14,916
Thanks.
1218
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,583
- Can I top you off?
- Yes, please.
1219
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:20,000
Thanks.
1220
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,582
- There she is.
- Oh, my God! Jill!
1221
01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:25,457
Oh, wow. I am so starstruck.
1222
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,124
Oh, my God!
1223
01:14:27,125 --> 01:14:29,832
♪ We can ride the storm... ♪
1224
01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:32,624
Can I get one more
and a whiskey on the rocks?
1225
01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:35,082
- Yes.
- Thank you for being here. You're so cute.
1226
01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:37,416
- Congrats!
- Enjoy. Thank you!
1227
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:41,374
- Oh, my God.
- Look who decided to show up!
1228
01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:52,375
♪ We can make it through it all ♪
1229
01:14:53,541 --> 01:14:57,374
♪ Go and show us what we really are ♪
1230
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,457
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- I'm so sorry.
1231
01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:16,958
- Are you all right?
- Sorry.
1232
01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:19,999
Jill! Hey, Jill! Jill, wait!
1233
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,041
Why is my sister's number
connected to your phone, Wes?
1234
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:26,332
Okay, it's-- It's a crazy story.
1235
01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:28,290
I... I got a work phone,
1236
01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:30,874
and then I inherited
your sister's phone number.
1237
01:15:30,875 --> 01:15:33,291
- What are you talking about? How?
- After she died.
1238
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,000
But my sister died in November.
1239
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,791
So, you've been getting my...
1240
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,583
voicemails this entire time?
1241
01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:52,374
I was going to tell you. I just...
Things kept happening.
1242
01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:53,791
- And I--
- What did you hear?
1243
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,125
Wes, what did you hear?
1244
01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:05,916
My bench?
1245
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,749
You knew that I was gonna be at my bench.
1246
01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:10,999
You knew about José's, about my fantasy.
1247
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,375
You knew about my sister.
You knew everything?
1248
01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:15,125
You knew everything.
1249
01:16:16,416 --> 01:16:18,957
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
- Just... Jill.
1250
01:16:18,958 --> 01:16:20,499
- No. I knew it.
- Jill.
1251
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,457
- Hold on.
- I knew that this was too good to be true.
1252
01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,832
- No, Jill.
- It was too perfect, I was too happy.
1253
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,915
And I'm not-- I'm not that lucky.
1254
01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,957
- I was gonna tell you.
- Take this.
1255
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,791
I promise. I...
1256
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,832
I know how much you loved Isabelle, and--
1257
01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:38,041
No, you do not!
1258
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:42,500
You wouldn't know anything about that.
1259
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:49,791
You're right.
1260
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,416
I don't.
1261
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,791
You deserve someone
that can love you like that, and...
1262
01:17:00,166 --> 01:17:01,291
I don't know how.
1263
01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:07,625
That's crazy.
1264
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,125
So you heard all my voicemails,
1265
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,750
and you still don't get it.
1266
01:17:16,791 --> 01:17:21,082
Those voicemails
are not a plea to the universe,
1267
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:24,333
"God, send me somebody to love me!"
1268
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,624
I don't need a man.
1269
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,416
What I need is my little sister back.
1270
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,750
Wait.
1271
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,666
No, no, no, no.
1272
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:19,875
No, that's...
1273
01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:31,500
Please, no!
1274
01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:01,999
Mettez-vous en rang!
1275
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,416
Line up!
1276
01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:09,875
Prep piggies.
1277
01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:11,832
Yes, Chef!
1278
01:19:11,833 --> 01:19:14,624
The time has come to see which of you,
1279
01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:15,750
if any,
1280
01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:19,583
has what it takes to bake.
1281
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:26,790
Le soufflé.
1282
01:19:26,791 --> 01:19:29,540
- I just have a quick question--
- Begin!
1283
01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:44,166
Vingt et une minutes.
"Twenty-one minutes."
1284
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:48,416
Fuck you.
1285
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,333
Quatorze minutes.
1286
01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:59,166
"Fourteen minutes."
1287
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,374
No.
1288
01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:19,374
Help me, brother. Pears, plums.
Dragon fruit with chocolate?
1289
01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:21,916
Chocolate crème? That's boring.
What would you do?
1290
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,624
What would you do?
1291
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:43,458
Fruit...
1292
01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:45,583
of the gods.
1293
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,958
Pistache. Pistache and...
1294
01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:53,875
Raspberry coulis.
1295
01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:58,582
Oh, my God, that's perfect.
1296
01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:01,333
Oh!
1297
01:21:01,916 --> 01:21:04,541
Oh, so sorry.
I didn't hear you say "corner,"
1298
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:06,457
Kumquat.
1299
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,000
Okay.
1300
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:18,750
Oh!
1301
01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:23,749
{\an8}♪ To you they crawl, body sprawl... ♪
1302
01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:24,915
One minute.
1303
01:21:24,916 --> 01:21:27,832
♪ Close call, stand tall
Doll, you make them feel so small ♪
1304
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,707
What in the world are you doing?
1305
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:36,249
And three, two, one.
1306
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:37,832
Time!
1307
01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:40,249
Very good. Très bien.
1308
01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:45,040
Le moment de vérité.
1309
01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,375
"The moment of truth."
1310
01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:53,541
Hm.
1311
01:21:55,291 --> 01:21:58,000
It's everything
you've ever taught me, Chef.
1312
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,665
Enjoy.
1313
01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:04,499
- You do me great honor.
- Thank you, Chef.
1314
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,582
Yes.
1315
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:17,207
Soufflé pancakes
with flambé kumquats,
1316
01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:21,915
cream chantilly,
and ground pistachios, Chef.
1317
01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:50,665
Being a baker
is about precision.
1318
01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:52,165
Consistency.
1319
01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:58,582
Being a baker is not
about desperate, frantic experimentation.
1320
01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:04,624
Congratulations, young man.
1321
01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,290
Me?
1322
01:23:07,291 --> 01:23:09,249
Me? What?
1323
01:23:12,791 --> 01:23:14,083
Yes!
1324
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,040
Yeah!
1325
01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:22,582
This is a joke, right?
1326
01:23:22,583 --> 01:23:25,540
This is a funny little ha-ha,
little hee-hee joke, no?
1327
01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:27,457
- No.
- You barely tasted that.
1328
01:23:27,458 --> 01:23:30,957
And why might that be?
1329
01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:33,207
Maybe because...
1330
01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:35,166
Uh... no.
1331
01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:37,875
It's raw?
1332
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,999
But you knew that, didn't you?
1333
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:46,165
Did you also know
that while you're busy out there,
1334
01:23:46,166 --> 01:23:49,415
pretending to be Timothée Chalamet,
1335
01:23:49,416 --> 01:23:54,124
he's been sticking pubes in tarts
and butter in freezers?
1336
01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:56,790
And you know what? Did you ever consider
1337
01:23:56,791 --> 01:24:01,833
that the girl with the dead sister might
be the one who wants to cry during sex?!
1338
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:04,957
So, sugar tits, look at me.
1339
01:24:04,958 --> 01:24:10,082
I did not leave my home
and my beautiful family
1340
01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:14,790
to waste this one wild and precious life
1341
01:24:14,791 --> 01:24:19,249
working for the goddamn
Temu Gordon Ramsay.
1342
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,416
You finished...
1343
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,665
fourth on Top Chef!
1344
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:26,915
It was third!
1345
01:24:26,916 --> 01:24:29,332
And you can drop
the bad Lumière impression
1346
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:33,915
because we all know
that you're from Wisconsin.
1347
01:24:33,916 --> 01:24:35,415
And that your name...
1348
01:24:35,416 --> 01:24:36,374
No!
1349
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:38,332
...is Gilbert!
1350
01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,040
It's actually Gilbert.
1351
01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:41,707
Who's coming with me?
1352
01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:43,666
Who's coming with me?
1353
01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:06,916
♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
1354
01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:25,040
Surprise!
1355
01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:26,040
Oh, my God.
1356
01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:28,499
I went full Jilly Maguire.
1357
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,499
You told 'em to come with you, didn't you?
1358
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,332
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1359
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:33,999
No one came with you, did they?
1360
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,790
No. No, they did not.
1361
01:25:36,791 --> 01:25:38,124
Cowards.
1362
01:25:38,125 --> 01:25:41,833
Not really. Where are they
supposed to come to?
1363
01:25:42,416 --> 01:25:44,250
I have nothing built.
1364
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:46,915
I have nothing to offer anyone.
1365
01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:49,249
Maybe this isn't who I am anymore.
1366
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:52,541
And I just need to accept it.
I need to grow up.
1367
01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:56,082
It's time to grow up.
It's time to get a job in accounting.
1368
01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:58,457
- Honey, you're not good at math.
- So bad.
1369
01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:00,125
Maybe I'm good now.
1370
01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:03,124
I haven't counted in a long time.
1371
01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:04,500
Okay. Um...
1372
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,416
We, uh, got something for you.
1373
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,249
We found it in the garage.
1374
01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:27,874
I feel like I'm letting her down.
1375
01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:29,125
Honey.
1376
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,291
You are her hero.
1377
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,040
Maybe her hero just wants to go back home.
1378
01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:38,708
Well, then your home
will be waiting for you.
1379
01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:40,290
Always.
1380
01:26:40,291 --> 01:26:43,874
Sweetheart, there's, uh,
something else in there.
1381
01:26:58,833 --> 01:27:00,040
What?
1382
01:27:00,041 --> 01:27:01,790
What is-- What is this?
1383
01:27:01,791 --> 01:27:03,999
Izzy's college fund.
1384
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,790
No, I'm not... I can't take that.
1385
01:27:05,791 --> 01:27:08,375
It's not much, but we know
she'd want you to have it.
1386
01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:13,750
You could use it to come back home,
get a new apartment,
1387
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:16,083
maybe a job in accounting.
1388
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:21,374
Or you could use it to give 'em hell.
1389
01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:22,875
What would Izzy say?
1390
01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:31,290
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1391
01:27:41,041 --> 01:27:45,582
{\an8}♪ Always been
Told that I've got too much pride ♪
1392
01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:50,374
♪ Too independent to have you by my side ♪
1393
01:27:50,375 --> 01:27:53,165
♪ But my heart said ♪
1394
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:56,499
- No.
- ♪ All of you will see ♪
1395
01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:58,499
♪ Just won't live for someone ♪
1396
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,750
- ♪ Until he lives for me ♪
- I suck.
1397
01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:03,374
♪ Well, now I've found you ♪
1398
01:28:03,375 --> 01:28:06,957
♪ And I'll tell you no lie ♪
1399
01:28:06,958 --> 01:28:09,957
♪ This love I've got for you... ♪
1400
01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:11,040
Oh, my God.
1401
01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:14,041
- ♪ Now show me love ♪
- ♪ Show me love ♪
1402
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:16,791
♪ Show me life ♪
1403
01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:21,999
♪ Baby, show me what it's all about ♪
1404
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:27,790
♪ You're the one that I ever needed ♪
1405
01:28:27,791 --> 01:28:32,082
♪ Show me love and what it's all about ♪
1406
01:28:32,083 --> 01:28:33,332
♪ All right ♪
1407
01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:37,624
♪ Show me love, show me life ♪
1408
01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:38,624
{\an8}♪ All right ♪
1409
01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:42,790
{\an8}♪ Show me love and what it's all about ♪
1410
01:28:42,791 --> 01:28:44,290
{\an8}♪ All right ♪
1411
01:28:46,291 --> 01:28:49,249
{\an8}
1412
01:28:49,250 --> 01:28:52,083
Hi, sir. Are you interested
in trying one of...
1413
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,166
Hi.
1414
01:29:06,666 --> 01:29:08,249
- Wow.
- Hi.
1415
01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:09,166
Hey.
1416
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,957
Uh, can we get the Ube All Day nachos?
1417
01:29:11,958 --> 01:29:13,124
Yes.
1418
01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:14,625
Thank you.
1419
01:29:16,833 --> 01:29:18,207
Oh, my God!
1420
01:29:18,208 --> 01:29:19,750
Shit, it's on fire!
1421
01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:30,665
So sorry.
1422
01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:34,500
I can't make your dessert nachos...
1423
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:36,124
anymore.
1424
01:29:36,125 --> 01:29:37,790
I hate you.
1425
01:29:37,791 --> 01:29:38,999
I'm so sorry.
1426
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,666
You've taught her to hate.
1427
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:55,958
Stupid.
1428
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,708
We're closed!
1429
01:30:03,375 --> 01:30:05,250
I said we're closed!
1430
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:10,999
- Zella, what are you doing here?
- Shit.
1431
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,125
Short circuit?
1432
01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:15,665
I guess.
1433
01:30:15,666 --> 01:30:17,415
Probably overloaded the battery.
1434
01:30:17,416 --> 01:30:19,708
Need to beef up the power system.
1435
01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:24,790
Why are you pre-making chips?
Everything needs to be served hot.
1436
01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:29,790
Well, I don't have time
to make fresh chips every single order.
1437
01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:31,290
Seems like you do.
1438
01:30:31,291 --> 01:30:33,582
Which brings me to why,
in all that's holy,
1439
01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:35,124
are you parked in the Marina?
1440
01:30:35,125 --> 01:30:38,540
The Marina's pretty,
and there's lots of joggers and--
1441
01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:42,291
Preppy tech bros and Karens
and vegan Alo clones?
1442
01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:44,708
Everyone hates the Marina.
1443
01:30:45,208 --> 01:30:46,957
The Marina hates itself.
1444
01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:48,540
It's basically LA.
1445
01:30:48,541 --> 01:30:51,165
Let's pretend this little soft opening...
1446
01:30:51,166 --> 01:30:53,290
extra soft, flaccid opening
never happened.
1447
01:30:53,291 --> 01:30:59,249
We move the truck
to our grand reopening at Hippie Hill.
1448
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:00,499
"We"?
1449
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:02,165
You asked who was with you, right?
1450
01:31:02,166 --> 01:31:03,207
Yeah.
1451
01:31:05,083 --> 01:31:06,833
I'm with you, okay?
1452
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:11,291
I'm with you.
1453
01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:12,750
Why?
1454
01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:14,458
You're good.
1455
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,457
And so am I.
1456
01:31:16,458 --> 01:31:19,625
And if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.
1457
01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:46,790
♪ When the lights go down in the city ♪
1458
01:31:47,875 --> 01:31:54,166
♪ And the sun shines on the bay ♪
1459
01:31:55,041 --> 01:32:00,915
♪ Ooh, I wanna be there in my city ♪
1460
01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,207
♪ Oh ♪
1461
01:32:02,208 --> 01:32:09,124
♪ Oh, oh, oh! ♪
1462
01:32:09,125 --> 01:32:12,500
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
1463
01:32:16,708 --> 01:32:21,750
♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪
1464
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:29,499
♪ When the lights go down in the city ♪
1465
01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:35,708
♪ And the sun shines on the bay ♪
1466
01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:42,165
♪ Ooh, I wanna be there in my city ♪
1467
01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:43,999
♪ Oh ♪
1468
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:49,416
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1469
01:32:50,708 --> 01:32:56,832
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1470
01:33:01,625 --> 01:33:03,207
- Hi.
- Jill.
1471
01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:05,457
You're home.
1472
01:33:05,458 --> 01:33:06,416
Hi, honey.
1473
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:11,625
Yeah. Okay, perfect.
1474
01:33:12,125 --> 01:33:13,207
Okay.
1475
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,165
Mm.
1476
01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:30,625
I ate. I just wanted
to come say hi to you.
1477
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:33,291
- Hi.
- Hi.
1478
01:33:35,750 --> 01:33:36,625
How are you?
1479
01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:39,375
Will you talk to me?
1480
01:33:40,166 --> 01:33:42,041
We never see you anymore.
1481
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:47,041
Wes, you spend every night at José's.
1482
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,957
- She's not at José's.
- I know that.
1483
01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:53,583
- Do you know that?
- I... know that.
1484
01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:58,291
I just love José's.
1485
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,000
No one loves José's that much.
1486
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:05,499
José doesn't love José's that much.
1487
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:07,208
I love José's that much.
1488
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:13,000
Jill's doing really well. If it helps.
1489
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,833
- She got a food truck.
- How do you know?
1490
01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:18,916
Obviously, I follow her on Instagram.
She's adorable.
1491
01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:23,625
You don't ever peek?
1492
01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:28,000
I think she's had enough
of me peeking into her life.
1493
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:32,666
Yeah.
1494
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:35,958
Yeah.
1495
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:50,624
I hope she got her voicemails back.
1496
01:34:50,625 --> 01:34:51,749
What?
1497
01:34:53,750 --> 01:34:57,333
She posted about losing
all of her voicemails from Isabelle.
1498
01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:00,374
It was a while ago.
1499
01:35:00,375 --> 01:35:05,083
She was asking if anyone
knew how to recover them.
1500
01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,874
Voicemails?
1501
01:35:11,875 --> 01:35:14,290
They're encrypted.
1502
01:35:14,291 --> 01:35:15,791
Probably already wiped.
1503
01:35:16,458 --> 01:35:19,540
Even if they're not,
you'd have to hack into a telecom server,
1504
01:35:19,541 --> 01:35:21,875
which is how you end up on a watch list.
1505
01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:26,624
Why don't you try getting your sales
the old-fashioned way, Wes? By selling.
1506
01:35:28,625 --> 01:35:31,499
No, Felix, it's not for a sale, man.
1507
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:32,833
It's for a girl.
1508
01:35:38,416 --> 01:35:40,041
And I did everything wrong.
1509
01:35:42,666 --> 01:35:44,625
But this feels like one thing...
1510
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,749
I don't know, maybe the only thing
that I can do right.
1511
01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:00,790
The Gathering?
1512
01:36:00,791 --> 01:36:03,124
What do you think I am? A loser?
1513
01:36:03,125 --> 01:36:07,833
That, Felix, is an Alpha Edition
Black Lotus card.
1514
01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:11,000
That's the most valuable thing I own.
1515
01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:15,207
If anyone can do this, it's you.
1516
01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:26,083
Wes!
1517
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:31,500
Maybe you should just... call her?
1518
01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:35,291
No. She wouldn't answer.
1519
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,125
Then...
1520
01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:40,832
leave her a voicemail.
1521
01:36:43,666 --> 01:36:47,125
♪ There's glitter on the floor
After the party... ♪
1522
01:36:54,125 --> 01:36:56,540
♪ Candle wax and Polaroids
On the hardwood floor... ♪
1523
01:36:56,541 --> 01:36:58,916
You've reached Jill,
and you know the drill.
1524
01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:02,458
Hey, Jill. Uh, it's Wes.
1525
01:37:03,833 --> 01:37:04,791
Been a minute.
1526
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:06,875
Um...
1527
01:37:08,666 --> 01:37:11,708
I saw your food truck is popping off.
1528
01:37:13,291 --> 01:37:14,750
I'm so proud of you.
1529
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:18,250
I... If I can say that. Um...
1530
01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:24,374
I just...
1531
01:37:24,375 --> 01:37:29,457
I wanted to let you know that,
uh, I got a new work number,
1532
01:37:29,458 --> 01:37:34,208
so you can continue to leave voicemails.
1533
01:37:35,875 --> 01:37:40,290
Um, I paid for the line
to the end of next year.
1534
01:37:40,291 --> 01:37:43,499
And I can extend it longer too.
1535
01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:45,749
Um, as long as you want.
1536
01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:48,791
And no one will be listening.
1537
01:37:50,416 --> 01:37:51,500
Just Izzy.
1538
01:37:52,208 --> 01:37:57,124
♪ I want your midnights... ♪
1539
01:37:57,125 --> 01:37:59,875
You probably have plans tonight, um,
1540
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:05,916
but I was thinking
of ringing in the New Year at José's.
1541
01:38:07,916 --> 01:38:12,625
You know, who needs a midnight kiss
when you can smash a taco? Am I right?
1542
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:15,125
That, um...
1543
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:19,415
Sorry, that sounded better in my head. Uh...
1544
01:38:24,083 --> 01:38:26,458
I don't even know if you're in town.
1545
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:29,458
So, um...
1546
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:35,625
Happy New Year, Jill.
1547
01:38:40,375 --> 01:38:41,915
- Intervention.
- What?
1548
01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:43,499
- Intervention!
- What are you--
1549
01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:46,082
- You stood us up! Again.
- Mm-hm!
1550
01:38:46,083 --> 01:38:49,499
No cousin of mine is spending
New Year's alone, crying to Taylor Swift.
1551
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:51,040
I don't cry to Taylor Swift.
1552
01:38:51,041 --> 01:38:53,874
- The whole block can hear!
- They're complaining again.
1553
01:38:53,875 --> 01:38:57,082
- Okay, well, I have plans tonight, so...
- No more tacos!
1554
01:38:57,083 --> 01:38:58,040
Yes, tacos!
1555
01:38:58,041 --> 01:38:59,124
I miss the old Wes!
1556
01:38:59,125 --> 01:39:01,957
I'm sorry. The old Wes can't come
to the phone right now.
1557
01:39:01,958 --> 01:39:03,957
- Why? Oh...
- Oh, no. Don't you dare.
1558
01:39:03,958 --> 01:39:06,415
- Because he's dead.
- Get your ass in the shower!
1559
01:39:06,416 --> 01:39:09,957
My God, you need a shower.
We are going to the party.
1560
01:39:09,958 --> 01:39:12,540
- No!
- Yes!
1561
01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:17,415
Okay. Very mature.
1562
01:39:17,416 --> 01:39:18,416
No!
1563
01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:27,207
I'm Postmating champagne.
1564
01:39:27,208 --> 01:39:28,499
- Very nice.
- Wait.
1565
01:39:28,500 --> 01:39:29,874
Look what you made me do!
1566
01:39:29,875 --> 01:39:34,874
I was thinking
of ringing in the New Year at José's.
1567
01:39:34,875 --> 01:39:40,000
You know, who needs a midnight kiss
when you can smash a taco? Am I right?
1568
01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:49,333
What?
1569
01:39:56,708 --> 01:39:58,457
Thirty minutes.
1570
01:39:58,458 --> 01:39:59,541
Whoo!
1571
01:40:00,750 --> 01:40:02,166
Whoo.
1572
01:40:58,041 --> 01:41:00,333
What was it about her, Wes?
1573
01:41:07,666 --> 01:41:09,499
She had no filter to speak of.
1574
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:11,333
Hm.
1575
01:41:12,583 --> 01:41:15,665
Her cheeks were always full of food,
1576
01:41:15,666 --> 01:41:16,708
like a...
1577
01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:18,832
sexy chipmunk.
1578
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,291
And...
1579
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:27,082
- Do you guys know what a kumquat is?
- Nope.
1580
01:41:27,083 --> 01:41:29,958
A small citrus fruit
native to Southeast Asia.
1581
01:41:30,708 --> 01:41:31,708
Yeah.
1582
01:41:33,083 --> 01:41:33,958
That was weird.
1583
01:41:38,458 --> 01:41:39,374
And her laugh.
1584
01:41:40,708 --> 01:41:42,083
It was, um...
1585
01:41:47,916 --> 01:41:48,916
Yeah.
1586
01:41:50,708 --> 01:41:52,000
I am broken.
1587
01:41:55,333 --> 01:41:57,041
And she was the dream.
1588
01:41:57,875 --> 01:41:59,875
Have you told her that?
1589
01:42:00,666 --> 01:42:02,957
She is home for the holidays.
1590
01:42:02,958 --> 01:42:04,666
No, it's too late.
1591
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:09,957
You said it, Breeds,
like, she's not there.
1592
01:42:09,958 --> 01:42:11,791
Why would she be? She...
1593
01:42:14,541 --> 01:42:15,625
I don't deserve that.
1594
01:42:21,666 --> 01:42:26,040
Maybe sometimes life rigs things
in our favor.
1595
01:42:36,708 --> 01:42:37,666
What?
1596
01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:47,250
Oh, my God.
1597
01:42:55,708 --> 01:42:57,332
Hello?
1598
01:42:57,333 --> 01:43:00,207
Hello? I think I have the wrong number.
1599
01:43:00,208 --> 01:43:02,249
I'm trying to reach my big brother, Jill,
1600
01:43:02,250 --> 01:43:04,790
who has an interview today.
Maybe you've heard of her?
1601
01:43:04,791 --> 01:43:08,790
My brother, Jill, who macked
on Colin Corwin then whupped his ass.
1602
01:43:08,791 --> 01:43:13,624
My brother that is the hottest,
bravest, baddest bitch on the block.
1603
01:43:13,625 --> 01:43:16,041
Condoms wear her for protection.
1604
01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:21,666
"Simba, remember who you are."
1605
01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:27,540
That was not my best.
1606
01:43:29,666 --> 01:43:31,790
I've got a good feeling
about this one, Jilly.
1607
01:43:32,708 --> 01:43:35,540
It's okay if you're scared.
I'm right there with you.
1608
01:43:35,541 --> 01:43:36,666
You feel that?
1609
01:43:37,333 --> 01:43:38,791
That's me, brother.
1610
01:43:39,791 --> 01:43:40,833
Get out there.
1611
01:43:51,958 --> 01:43:54,124
This is the part where you run, Wes.
1612
01:43:57,291 --> 01:43:58,665
- Run!
- You have 15 minutes.
1613
01:43:58,666 --> 01:44:00,040
- Okay. Run?
- Now. Go.
1614
01:44:00,041 --> 01:44:01,500
- I should go?
- Yes, go.
1615
01:44:02,750 --> 01:44:05,249
♪ Don't take ♪
1616
01:44:05,250 --> 01:44:06,915
- Love you.
- Oh, there he goes.
1617
01:44:06,916 --> 01:44:09,415
♪ These beautiful things that I've got ♪
1618
01:44:09,416 --> 01:44:12,666
♪ Please stay ♪
1619
01:44:13,833 --> 01:44:16,540
♪ I want you, I need you, oh, God ♪
1620
01:44:16,541 --> 01:44:19,583
♪ Don't take ♪
1621
01:44:20,583 --> 01:44:23,249
♪ These beautiful things that I've got... ♪
1622
01:44:24,208 --> 01:44:25,957
Oh, shit! Whoa!
1623
01:44:25,958 --> 01:44:27,165
Get out of the street!
1624
01:44:27,166 --> 01:44:30,124
♪ These beautiful things that I've got ♪
1625
01:44:30,125 --> 01:44:34,415
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1626
01:44:34,416 --> 01:44:37,040
♪ Ooh ♪
1627
01:44:37,041 --> 01:44:41,290
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1628
01:44:41,291 --> 01:44:43,874
♪ Ooh ♪
1629
01:44:43,875 --> 01:44:47,041
♪ Please stay ♪
1630
01:44:50,250 --> 01:44:51,374
Sorry!
1631
01:44:51,375 --> 01:44:54,915
Just-- Just looking for somebody.
I'll just be one second.
1632
01:44:54,916 --> 01:44:57,874
♪ These beautiful things that I've got ♪
1633
01:45:14,458 --> 01:45:16,541
- Hi.
- Wait. Jill. Um...
1634
01:45:18,583 --> 01:45:20,125
I gotta tell you something.
1635
01:45:22,625 --> 01:45:23,625
I love you.
1636
01:45:25,083 --> 01:45:30,124
In a very uncool, desperate,
all-consuming kind of way.
1637
01:45:30,125 --> 01:45:32,832
But it wasn't from the moment
that I saw you.
1638
01:45:32,833 --> 01:45:35,332
It was... before then.
1639
01:45:35,333 --> 01:45:36,291
And...
1640
01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,415
I'm scared.
1641
01:45:39,416 --> 01:45:41,625
And I...
1642
01:45:42,250 --> 01:45:44,500
I don't really have
the tools for this. But...
1643
01:45:45,541 --> 01:45:48,708
you make me feel brave.
1644
01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:54,875
You make me feel everything.
1645
01:45:59,791 --> 01:46:02,041
I know that you don't need a man, Jill.
1646
01:46:04,958 --> 01:46:06,749
But I sure as hell need you.
1647
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,749
That was good. Really good.
1648
01:46:22,750 --> 01:46:24,374
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1649
01:46:26,416 --> 01:46:28,957
- I feel like Meg Ryan.
- Mm.
1650
01:46:28,958 --> 01:46:31,540
Well, then that would make me Tom--
1651
01:46:31,541 --> 01:46:33,624
Oh, sorry!
1652
01:46:33,625 --> 01:46:35,499
I told you, I said I was leaving. Okay.
1653
01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:38,082
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1654
01:46:38,083 --> 01:46:39,082
- Lo siento.
- Thank you.
1655
01:46:44,541 --> 01:46:45,790
Hello.
1656
01:46:45,791 --> 01:46:47,916
Oh, sorry. Just give me one sec.
1657
01:46:48,541 --> 01:46:49,957
I'm gonna go take my break, okay?
1658
01:46:49,958 --> 01:46:51,250
- Do it up.
- Okay.
1659
01:46:51,958 --> 01:46:52,957
Next.
1660
01:46:55,666 --> 01:46:58,625
Your call
has been forwarded to voicemail.
1661
01:46:59,375 --> 01:47:00,832
Hey, Isabelle.
1662
01:47:02,208 --> 01:47:03,416
This is Wes.
1663
01:47:06,333 --> 01:47:08,291
I wanted to ask for your blessing.
1664
01:47:09,666 --> 01:47:11,666
I'm gonna ask Jill to move in with me.
1665
01:47:13,416 --> 01:47:14,791
Or here, so...
1666
01:47:15,541 --> 01:47:20,291
I mean, I guess I'm actually
gonna ask if I can move to her.
1667
01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:22,750
Um...
1668
01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:30,541
I know that I can never replace you, but...
1669
01:47:31,916 --> 01:47:34,375
I promise to watch
every episode of Top Chef.
1670
01:47:35,166 --> 01:47:36,708
Even after I've seen 'em all.
1671
01:47:37,416 --> 01:47:43,333
And, yes, I promise to partake
in all the Robyn dance parties.
1672
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:47,625
I am...
1673
01:47:49,250 --> 01:47:51,000
sorry I never got to meet you.
1674
01:47:52,333 --> 01:47:54,166
I always wanted a little sister.
1675
01:47:55,333 --> 01:48:00,749
So if there's any way
that you could just, like, give me a sign.
1676
01:48:00,750 --> 01:48:02,166
Hey, Izz.
1677
01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:04,582
I'll be really quick.
1678
01:48:04,583 --> 01:48:07,958
I'll let you get back to margaritas
with Grandpa and Elvis, but I...
1679
01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:14,083
I just wanted to let you know
that this is my last voicemail.
1680
01:48:15,750 --> 01:48:18,541
And I wanted to tell you
not to worry about me, okay?
1681
01:48:20,041 --> 01:48:21,333
I'm gonna be all right.
1682
01:48:24,666 --> 01:48:25,958
This Wes kid...
1683
01:48:28,125 --> 01:48:29,875
I think he's a bird like us.
1684
01:48:31,583 --> 01:48:33,374
I mean, he can't fry an egg,
1685
01:48:33,375 --> 01:48:35,874
and he acts all cool,
1686
01:48:35,875 --> 01:48:37,957
but he's actually
a Magic: The Gathering nerd.
1687
01:48:40,125 --> 01:48:43,333
And he says that he can't dance.
I... I'm working on it.
1688
01:48:45,916 --> 01:48:48,749
But yeah, I just wanted to call
and say that...
1689
01:48:50,458 --> 01:48:51,374
Oh, my God.
1690
01:48:53,750 --> 01:48:56,832
Oh, my God, Izz, it's our song.
It's Robyn! It's Robyn!
1691
01:48:56,833 --> 01:48:59,749
Like a dove with a sign
that says, "Yes, Wes."
1692
01:48:59,750 --> 01:49:01,957
- It's Robyn!
- Ooh-- I gotta go.
1693
01:49:01,958 --> 01:49:04,707
It's Robyn!
1694
01:49:04,708 --> 01:49:06,708
Bitch really loves Robyn.
1695
01:49:07,291 --> 01:49:09,333
♪ Oh ♪
1696
01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:15,249
♪ I'm right over here
Why can't you see me? ♪
1697
01:49:15,250 --> 01:49:17,500
♪ Oh ♪
1698
01:49:18,291 --> 01:49:19,249
Well played.
1699
01:49:19,250 --> 01:49:21,290
♪ I'm giving it my all ♪
1700
01:49:21,291 --> 01:49:25,582
♪ But I'm not the girl
You're takin' home ♪
1701
01:49:25,583 --> 01:49:27,499
♪ Ooh ♪
1702
01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:32,665
♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪
1703
01:49:32,666 --> 01:49:33,832
You ready?
1704
01:49:33,833 --> 01:49:36,333
♪ Dancing on my own ♪
1705
01:49:51,958 --> 01:49:56,499
♪ So far away, but still so near ♪
1706
01:49:56,500 --> 01:50:00,290
♪ The lights go on, the music dies ♪
1707
01:50:00,291 --> 01:50:03,332
♪ But you don't see me standing here ♪
1708
01:50:03,333 --> 01:50:05,082
I love you, Isabelle.
1709
01:50:05,083 --> 01:50:08,707
♪ I just came to say goodbye ♪
1710
01:50:08,708 --> 01:50:12,832
♪ I'm in the corner
Watchin' you kiss her ♪
1711
01:50:12,833 --> 01:50:15,833
♪ Oh ♪
1712
01:50:16,500 --> 01:50:18,957
♪ I'm giving it my all ♪
1713
01:50:18,958 --> 01:50:23,207
♪ But I'm not the girl
You're takin' home ♪
1714
01:50:23,208 --> 01:50:25,207
♪ Ooh ♪
1715
01:50:25,208 --> 01:50:32,875
♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪
1716
01:50:33,458 --> 01:50:37,374
♪ I'm in the corner
Watchin' you kiss her ♪
1717
01:50:37,375 --> 01:50:40,041
♪ Oh ♪
1718
01:50:41,416 --> 01:50:45,249
♪ I'm right over here
Why can't you see me? ♪
1719
01:50:45,250 --> 01:50:48,250
♪ Oh ♪
1720
01:50:49,458 --> 01:50:55,790
♪ I'm giving it my all
But I'm not the girl you're takin' home ♪
1721
01:50:55,791 --> 01:50:57,624
♪ Ooh ♪
1722
01:50:57,625 --> 01:51:06,625
♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪
1723
01:51:18,541 --> 01:51:22,666
♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪