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I did it!

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Holy shit!

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It…

4
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was…

5
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awesome.

6
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Start from the top!

7
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I walked into school this morning.

8
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And then I see Colin Corwin.

9
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- Yeah!
<i>- Somebody said you got a new friend</i>

10
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<i>Does she love you better than I can?</i>

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{\an8}Jill tastes like beef jerky.

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I see you told everyone
how you begged me to suck face.

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- Classy!
- Ooh!

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Sorry, Jill, but I'm <i>not</i>
gonna be your boyfriend.

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- Oh!
- Don't flatter yourself, Colin Corwin.

16
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I regretted you the second
your sweaty slug lips touched mine.

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Hey, Jill, does your sister taste
like beef jerky too,

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or just… cancer?

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Cold.

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<i>I'm just gonna dance all night…</i>

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Fight!

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{\an8}Fight! Fight! Fight!

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You're gonna be in so much trouble.

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{\an8}Mr. Corwin!

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{\an8}You cry like a little bitch.

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He asked if I tasted like cancer?

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That's it?

28
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I'd rather have cancer
than cystic fibrosis.

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Boys are just so embarrassing.

30
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Well, congratulations. You're suspended.

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Again.

32
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<i>Welcome to
the culinary motherland, San Francisco.</i>

33
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{\an8}<i>I just gotta see it for myself</i>

34
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<i>I'm in the corner
Watching you kiss her</i>

35
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<i>Oh</i>

36
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Turmeric.

37
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Pistachio, fruit of the gods!

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<i>Oh!</i>

39
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<i>I'm giving it my all--</i>

40
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Back away, girls! Out of the way!

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We shoulda had boys.

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You see, the antibiotics aren't working
as well as we'd hoped.

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Hi.

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Izzy, listen. It's Robyn.

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<i>On my own…</i>

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- Ready?
- Ready!

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<i>On my own</i>

48
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<i>So far away, but still so near…</i>

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{\an8}Do you really need to go out?
It's your last New Year's with us.

50
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I know.

51
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{\an8}It's also my last New Year's
with my friends.

52
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{\an8}- I know.
- Bye, love you!

53
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{\an8}- Be safe.
- Mwah! Bye!

54
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{\an8}- Love you.
<i>- To say goodbye</i>

55
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You ready?

56
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15 minutes to midnight, bitches!

57
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I'm sorry. I have gotta go. I can't…

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- I'm so sorry.
- No.

59
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That was so fun.

60
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{\an8}- Sorry. Pardon me. Excuse me.
<i>- I'm giving it my all</i>

61
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{\an8}<i>But I'm not the girl
You're taking home…</i>

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Three, two, one!

63
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Happy New Year!

64
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I have my knife skills test tomorrow,
and there's just no way for me

65
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to make it in time and I am so, so sorry.

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Holy sh…

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<i>Don't worry, my lad.</i>

68
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<i>Pretty soon, you'll be headed
to the culinary motherland!</i>

69
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<i>Dancing on my own…</i>

70
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He thought it was gonna happen
in 2029, 30 years ago,

71
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so if we can just…

72
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Oh, you're looking at my eye.

73
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- Your eye? What?
- Yeah. I look like Sloth from <i>The Goonies</i>.

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- No, you don't.
- I know.

75
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- No, you don't.
- Don't worry. It's…

76
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It's just pink eye.

77
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Well, I'm pretty sure
pink eye is, like, super contagious.

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No, that's just a common misconception.

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No, really, I think it is.

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Fake news made up by Big Pharma.

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Trust me.

82
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Your eyes, on the other hand,
are super beautiful.

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{\an8}<i>Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.</i>

84
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{\an8}And then he smears butt particles
all over my face.

85
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{\an8}My face is a butthole.

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{\an8}Call me tomorrow, please.

87
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I'm up.

88
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<i>I'm just young enough
To be a little numb and dumb</i>

89
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<i>Not sure how I feel
But I'm sure I've seen enough</i>

90
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<i>Enough that the world
Would miss me a little</i>

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<i>Would they say I--</i>

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<i>Here we are, here we are</i>

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<i>Here we are, here we are</i>

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<i>Hey</i>

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<i>Hey</i>

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<i>Here we are, here we are</i>

97
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<i>It's like I'm almost happy</i>

98
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<i>It's like I'm almost happy</i>

99
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<i>Bonjour!</i>

100
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Chef Bastien, who is your favorite chef?

101
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Who is my favorite chef? That is easy.

102
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It is <i>ma mère.</i>

103
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She is so beautiful, she is dead.

104
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Your performance on <i>Top Chef</i>
changed my life.

105
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Ow.

106
00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:08,208
Geoffrey! Eyes on your cake!

107
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Get!

108
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Look at me. Don't look at me.

109
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Look at me.

110
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Never look at me!

111
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Did you just look at me?
Did you just make eye contact with me?

112
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No, Chef.

113
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Oh!

114
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Maybe try saying "corner" next time.

115
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- You okay?
- Yeah.

116
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Eight hours deseeding
and slicing kumquats?!

117
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Culinary waterboarding.

118
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I can't even remember
the last time I actually made anything,

119
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other than my brekkie burrito.

120
00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:08,791
All I do is measure, deseed, slice,
and pray for the sweet release of death.

121
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An AI robot could
do my job better than me.

122
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<i>You were built for this, my dude.</i>

123
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Let a mofo know.

124
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I will let a mofo know I am homesick,

125
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I'm almost out of savings,
and there's nowhere for me to go

126
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unless a baker quits or retires or dies.

127
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All right, fine, you crazy son of a bitch.

128
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I will fly to San Fran
and murder one of the bakers with you.

129
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How would we do it?

130
00:09:31,916 --> 00:09:34,833
Well, obviously, we'd wrap
my oxygen cord around his neck.

131
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Wow, you answered that so quickly.

132
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Wait, speaking of lack
of oxygen to the brain,

133
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I'm getting drinks
with Equinox Ethan tomorrow.

134
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Isn't that the guy who thinks
that babies can breathe underwater?

135
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He's neurospicy.

136
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Have a little healthy self-love, my guy.

137
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Eh…

138
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You've gotta get on Hinge.

139
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<i>It's amazing.</i>

140
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Except for the part where you feel
like a hideous, unlovable troll

141
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that might match with Ted Bundy.

142
00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,000
I've never been drier.

143
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,083
I think I'd rather
just live vicariously through you.

144
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,166
<i>Perfect.</i>

145
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,375
- Hello?
<i>- Yeah. I'm here.</i>

146
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,875
- Hi.
<i>- No…</i>

147
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I have to tell you something.
Don't freak out.

148
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,500
<i>What?</i>

149
00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:21,708
Test results came back.

150
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:25,250
- Why didn't you call me?
- I literally just did.

151
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,791
<i>They're, uh…
listing me for a lung transplant.</i>

152
00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,291
It's lookin' pretty dire.

153
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,250
They don't know
what they're talking about.

154
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:39,625
I mean, they've been wrong
every single step of the way.

155
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,708
You're fine, because…

156
00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:44,583
Because you're a superhero.
Have they still not figured that out yet?

157
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,375
Yeah, I guess not.

158
00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,583
- Tsk. I'm gonna come home.
<i>- No.</i>

159
00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:52,000
- I'll look up flights now.
<i>- No.</i>

160
00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:55,291
It's not because of the results.
I miss you. I need to see you.

161
00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,750
You're gonna be home
in three weeks for turkey.

162
00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,750
- For the weekend.
<i>- If you do, I will kick you in the tit.</i>

163
00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:04,041
You'll never make baker if you fly home
every time they give us shit news.

164
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:06,041
- No, I'm--
- You are being so dramatic.

165
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,333
<i>- I'm not being dramatic!</i>
- This is not <i>A Walk to Remember</i>.

166
00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:10,958
But is it <i>A Fault in Our Stars</i>?

167
00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,625
Shailene would def play me in my biopic.

168
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,583
<i>- But no.</i>
- Okay, fine.

169
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,416
But I'll see you in three weeks. Turkey!

170
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,125
Jill?

171
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,250
Yes, my lad?

172
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,208
You're the most lovable person
I've ever known.

173
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:37,958
If you're a bird, I'm a bird, brother.

174
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,125
<i>Call me tomorrow?</i>

175
00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,208
Night.

176
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:44,291
Good night.

177
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:03,083
Jill, look, I want
to be absolutely translucent.

178
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,791
- "Transparent"?
- That too.

179
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:10,958
Uh, listen,
I am down to, like, hang,

180
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,375
but not for anything, like, intense.

181
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:17,000
- Oh…
- But I am 100% committed to--

182
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,458
Penetration?

183
00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,000
Yes!

184
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:24,041
Oh, my God, yes. Yeah.
We are, like, on the same wavelength.

185
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,791
We are just over here,
finishing each other's--

186
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,875
Minds!

187
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I'm gonna take this.

188
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:42,333
<i>Jill, honey,
you need to come home right now.</i>

189
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,875
<i>Call me when you get this.</i>

190
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,666
Mom, I'm here.
What's going on? How is she?

191
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,791
Talk to me. What's going on?

192
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,333
- What are they saying?
- She crashed suddenly.

193
00:12:57,416 --> 00:12:58,291
Okay.

194
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,125
Her oxygen levels dropped.

195
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:03,125
She didn't make it.

196
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,708
Izzy didn't make it.

197
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,250
Okay. What are they saying?

198
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,208
Jill, honey…

199
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,625
Mom, where is she?

200
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,791
She didn't make it, honey.

201
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,458
I'm here. Where is she?

202
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,125
Where is she?

203
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,208
- Jill, honey…
- Where is she?

204
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,958
- Jill.
- Izzy?

205
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,791
<i>Izzy was dealt…</i>

206
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,208
a bullshit hand.

207
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,750
But she never ever complained.

208
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,958
She was beyond that.

209
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:28,250
And she believed in angels and fate.

210
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:33,708
In an "order" of things.

211
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,833
I think she would
have really loved Burning Man.

212
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:45,000
So, um… today,

213
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,500
rather than eviscerating this…

214
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,750
order of things that I don't understand,

215
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,958
um, I'm gonna try my best.

216
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,458
I'm gonna try my best
to make lemonade, like Izzy.

217
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,583
And Beyoncé.

218
00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:07,750
Isabelle could have been alive
a thousand years ago,

219
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,208
or a thousand years from now,

220
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:13,083
but what are the chances
that in all of time, space, humanity,

221
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:16,208
she was alive with <i>us</i>, right?

222
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:19,916
With me.

223
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,666
How lucky are we?
And not only did she and I meet.

224
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,625
But…

225
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,916
But we got to eat pancakes.

226
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:40,208
We got to… wiggle out
our little baby teeth together.

227
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,625
We got to paint each other's toenails.

228
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,500
We got to be sisters.

229
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,750
We got to be sisters.

230
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:59,750
<i>Built a home</i>

231
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:02,666
<i>For you</i>

232
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,250
<i>For me</i>

233
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:15,125
<i>Until it disappeared</i>

234
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,125
<i>From me</i>

235
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:23,500
<i>From you</i>

236
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:32,041
<i>My brother in Christ.
We miss you on Whore Island.</i>

237
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:39,083
<i>My brother in Christ.
We miss you on Whore Island.</i>

238
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,375
<i>Don't forget.
You're more beautiful than Cinderella.</i>

239
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:46,875
<i>You smell like pine needles,
and you have a face like sunshine.</i>

240
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:50,583
<i>When I look at you, my heart is filled
with purple and pink fireworks.</i>

241
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:51,583
<i>Be ungovernable.</i>

242
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,291
<i>You gotta flop to fly.</i>

243
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:57,083
<i>We could open a chowder spot
and call it "Bisquey Business."</i>

244
00:16:57,166 --> 00:17:00,625
<i>I just drank all of Mom's rosé
and DMed Jacob Elordi.</i>

245
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,458
<i>Maybe he'll think I'm a Make-a-Wish kid.</i>

246
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,333
<i>Good night, lad. I love you.</i>

247
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,416
<i>Call me.</i>

248
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Who is that?

249
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,250
I don't know. I just got a new work cell.

250
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:05,458
Yo, Isabella!

251
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,416
It is I, your brother.

252
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,583
I'm sitting here at my bench.

253
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:14,083
I'm looking out at the Golden Gate Bridge.
It's a beautiful night.

254
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,333
I'm drinking champagne…

255
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,791
out of a brown paper bag,

256
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,416
and I am missing you.

257
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,458
Oh, my God, I hate this place.

258
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,500
Where are our weirdos, man?

259
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:33,500
You know, I thought SF was gonna be
full of rock-and-roll hippies in drag

260
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:37,333
who love pot and Journey and burritos.

261
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,875
But where the hell is the José's here?
Where are the…?

262
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:45,375
And whose dick do I have to suck

263
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,083
to get a breakfast taco around here?!

264
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:54,166
<i>I love you, brother.</i>

265
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:58,750
<i>You are such a bitch for leaving
before I could tell you that.</i>

266
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,625
We need to talk about boundaries.

267
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,708
- Good night, Arthur. See you tomorrow.
- Good night, see ya.

268
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,291
- Hey, Jill?
- Yeah?

269
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,291
You wanna grab a drink?

270
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,250
So, that was a sorta long-ass vacation
you took, Jill.

271
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,375
Oh, my sister sorta…

272
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,291
died.

273
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,833
- Dang.
- Yeah.

274
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,916
Jill, that is hella sad.

275
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,250
Thanks, yeah. So how have you been?

276
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,083
Amazing. Life is just… perfect.

277
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:48,208
Everything is working for me, Jill.
Everything is exactly where it should be.

278
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:49,791
How are you?

279
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,583
I'm done, Wes.

280
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,916
- With your cider, or…?
- With us.

281
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,375
What? We're just getting
to know each other.

282
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,875
You've been inside of me for six months.

283
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:03,750
Pastries, baking,
it's a chick thing, traditionally.

284
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,333
But that's so sexist, right?

285
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,875
Because I can do anything my mom can do.

286
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:13,541
I am trying to hold space
for your brokenness.

287
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,583
But I deserve secure attachment,

288
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:20,708
not someone who love bombs me
like I'm on <i>The Bachelor,</i>

289
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:25,916
and then the moment that I catch feels
brings me to Buffalo Wild Wings.

290
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,750
- You said you liked wings.
- I lied!

291
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,541
Excuse me, can I get one of those?
Thank you so much.

292
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,750
<i>Cheers!</i>

293
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:37,166
God, you're so beautiful.

294
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,750
You're like easily a 6.5.

295
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,958
Like, an SF 6.5, a Kansas ten.

296
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,583
- Do you want another shot?
- Can we get… one more of those?

297
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,375
I just wanna hear you say it, Wes.

298
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,125
You don't know how to love.

299
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,083
That's… No. I don't think that-- Britt.

300
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,208
- Britt, listen. Hey, stop.
- Stop.

301
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,416
I'm sorry. I can't claim to understand

302
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,666
all the ways that my trauma
has affected me,

303
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,750
but I know that…

304
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,083
I'm genuinely sorry.

305
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,625
<i>Are you a man? 'Cause I'm a bitch</i>

306
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:14,875
You're strong.

307
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,833
You've been a bad boy.

308
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,958
- Don't touch my hair.
- Okay. Sorry.

309
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,416
<i>Joyride</i>

310
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,833
<i>Joyride</i>

311
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,083
<i>I'm just looking for a good time</i>

312
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,541
Tell me everything's gonna be okay.

313
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,041
Everything's gonna be okay.

314
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,416
Hm?

315
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,583
Say it again.

316
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,750
No, I can't. I…

317
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,291
To be honest, I don't…

318
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:45,625
Between climate change
and the unraveling of democracy,

319
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,833
I don't really think that everything is…

320
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,875
- Tell me.
- Everything's gonna be okay.

321
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,625
Oh!

322
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,333
Sorry.

323
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,875
<i>Joyride</i>

324
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,250
What's up, babe?

325
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,166
Hey.

326
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:23,250
So, I cannot stop thinking
about last night.

327
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:24,291
Oh!

328
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:27,666
Yeah. I got several noise complaints.

329
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,291
Did you?

330
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,166
What do you say tonight…

331
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,791
my bear claw goes in your croissant?

332
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:39,916
No.

333
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,833
No. No, you can't handle this.

334
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,666
No? Isn't…?

335
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,500
- Hey.
- I feel sick.

336
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,500
No, I'm sorry.

337
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:59,416
No, it's good. I'm good. We're good, 'kay?

338
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,000
- Okay.
- Jill.

339
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,708
I'm cool.

340
00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:05,166
Cool as a kumquat.

341
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,833
You used me like a human dildo.

342
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,708
And you kicked me to the curb.

343
00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:18,583
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about what you did.

344
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:21,791
- What I did? I--
- You're… You gaslit me.

345
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,166
And you're gonna regret it.

346
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,375
Um…

347
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:31,625
<i>I've found a reason to exist</i>

348
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:35,958
<i>Begging not to go extinct</i>

349
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,708
<i>Do what you saw</i>

350
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:49,625
<i>Fefe, I got you a triple-shot latte
to thank you.</i>

351
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:53,250
Shh! That was the last time, Wes.

352
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,791
{\an8}It's a felony.

353
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:55,875
Reading texts?

354
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:59,291
Hacking someone's texts for insider info
to sell commercial real estate?

355
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,666
- Yes, a felony.
- I don't--

356
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,000
In all 50 states.

357
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,958
Including Idaho,
where cannibalism is legal.

358
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:07,416
I'm out, Wes.

359
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,625
You're gonna have to stalk people
the same way as everyone else.

360
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:11,541
Instagram.

361
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,291
All right, no, I see the play.

362
00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:14,916
I will pay you double

363
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,250
and then you can buy yourself
more sweater vests or Pokémon cards or--

364
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,250
Pokémon?

365
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,916
You know what?
I'm done being your little hacker boy.

366
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:29,375
So you can take your lattes
and your shiny teeth back upstairs.

367
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,375
Okay. All right. Understood.

368
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,375
I appreciate you, Fefe.

369
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:38,833
Uh, he's in a meeting right now.
Can I take a message?

370
00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:40,750
Okay, sure. Just call back.

371
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,666
It's Felix!

372
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:50,916
Oh, my God. You went on that date
with the guy with the pink eye.

373
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,375
Yeah, that's me.

374
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,500
It's been weeks, I bet his eye's healed.

375
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,333
Maybe I should hit him up
for a second date?

376
00:24:57,416 --> 00:25:01,500
No, that was a joke.
I'm actually on a… dick cleanse.

377
00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:07,000
A D-tox, if you will.
Patiently awaiting my gay awakening.

378
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:10,375
- Did you know what you wanted?
- I'll have a mocha to go. Please. Thanks.

379
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,375
Ever been stood up?

380
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:19,250
- Oh, are you talking to me?
- I overheard your conversation.

381
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:20,250
Oh, great.

382
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,791
Have I been stood up?

383
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:23,625
Actually, no.

384
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,708
So… I still have that to look forward to.

385
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,208
Well, I have you beat, then.

386
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:30,333
I am currently being stood up.

387
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,958
- On a day date?
- Yeah.

388
00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:32,875
Yikes.

389
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:33,875
Yikes is right.

390
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,458
Sorry.

391
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,708
Would you maybe want to join me?

392
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,208
Please. I don't think my fragile male ego
could handle another rejection today.

393
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,083
Um, what's your name?

394
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,041
Tyler Riordan.

395
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,333
Jill Shaw.

396
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,583
- Lady Shaw.
- Thanks.

397
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:57,208
Tyler Riordan sounds so familiar.
Are you a tech founder?

398
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,166
Not smart enough.

399
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,125
Actor?

400
00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:02,166
Hmph! Not pretty enough.

401
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,166
Oh, you're not pretty enough?

402
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,916
Okay. So you're an influencer.

403
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,625
The irony is palpable.

404
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,750
Wait.

405
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:14,250
You have the, um, dating podcast.

406
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,000
You're the dating guy.

407
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:18,875
Hi! Nice to meet you, Tyler Riordan.

408
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,041
Oh, my God.

409
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:24,500
Tyler, my phone died, and I had
to find my way back from the East Bay.

410
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,541
I completely raw-dogged it with my mind.

411
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:29,625
No worries. I ran into a friend.

412
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,208
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

413
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:36,208
Well, nice to see you, friend.
Have a seat.

414
00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:37,833
No, no, no. We can get another table.

415
00:26:37,916 --> 00:26:39,958
No, no, no, please. Please sit.

416
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:43,333
Um, I'm just gonna grab my stuff.

417
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,375
Nice to meet you, ma'am.

418
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:48,125
Take your seat. I've warmed it up for you.

419
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:50,125
- I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna… Yeah.
- Yeah.

420
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,916
Cool. Bye.

421
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,958
Jill!

422
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,375
Hi.

423
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,708
I figured I could let you leave.
Then I'd have to go home,

424
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:02,458
get on Craigslist, and write a post
on Missed Connections. Very early 2000s.

425
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,541
Or I could just run out on my date,

426
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,083
chase you down the street,
and ask you for your number,

427
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,208
which now that I say it out loud…

428
00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:12,583
uh, maybe Craigslist was the move.

429
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,833
I'm swearing off men, remember?

430
00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:20,166
- The whole D-tox thing, so…
- Yes. D-toxing. Right.

431
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,291
I can't.

432
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:26,208
- Nice to meet you.
- Well, how about I give you my number?

433
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:29,541
Okay.

434
00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,750
<i>Izzy?</i>

435
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,458
<i>You're not gonna believe this.</i>

436
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:07,458
<i>It was some</i> Notting Hill,
<i>frickin'</i> Bridget Jones <i>shit.</i>

437
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:09,208
<i>Please get ready.</i>

438
00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:10,291
<i>You know what he was?</i>

439
00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:13,583
<i>He was Bri-hi-ti-hish</i>

440
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,041
<i>from foggy London town.</i>

441
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:19,041
<i>Actually, I don't know if he was
from London, but I'm gonna pause</i>

442
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:20,916
<i>so that you can finish masturbating.</i>

443
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:33,958
Good work, Wes.

444
00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:35,375
Thank you, sir.

445
00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:37,375
- Close her up.
- You got it.

446
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:38,625
All right.

447
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:45,291
Jill.

448
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,416
Hey, psst!

449
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,666
Fuck you.

450
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:51,250
Line up!

451
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:54,791
I have a little bit of a puzzle.

452
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:57,833
Zella, Bastien à la crème.

453
00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,458
What are the ingredients?

454
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:03,041
All-purpose flour, almond flour,
powdered and granulated sugar, whole egg,

455
00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:06,333
cream, unsalted butter,
vanilla bean, and salt, Chef.

456
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,166
Did you say "human hair"?

457
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,458
No, I did not, Chef.

458
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,583
That puts me in a real snickerdoodle.

459
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:29,375
Oh, now, wait a second.

460
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:31,916
Kirby, why do I see

461
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,625
one of your radioactive
Chucky-doll pubes in my tart?

462
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,291
That is not mine.

463
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,458
That's not yours?

464
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:44,500
Right there, on the little titty… part.

465
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,125
- No.
- No?

466
00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:49,333
Oh, did Little Orphan Annie
come into my kitchen last night

467
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:51,708
and shed her ginger ass on this tart?

468
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,583
I don't know.

469
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,208
- You don't know?
- Mm-mm.

470
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,916
<i>It was so unhinged, my dude.</i>

471
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,041
But…

472
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,541
there is a silver lining.

473
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,708
Or shall I say a ginger lining?

474
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,583
Damn, Jilleth. I know. Too soon.

475
00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:13,916
Look, I take no pleasure in saying this,

476
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:18,375
but the baker position is now open!

477
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,791
<i>Finally!</i>

478
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:26,291
But what are the qualifications
to host a podcast?

479
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,750
- Qualifications?
- Yes.

480
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,958
- There are none.
- Really?

481
00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:31,000
- Thought so.
- I'm virtually skill-less.

482
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:34,083
I just think that the dating game
has gotten somewhat toxic.

483
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,000
I don't know, it's going great for me.

484
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,875
Haven't been murdered yet.

485
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:39,916
Well, the night is young.

486
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Tell me about your work, Chef.

487
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:49,583
Well, I don't want
to flex on you too hard, but, uh…

488
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,416
I am the kumquat girl of Flâner.

489
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,500
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

490
00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:56,500
- I'm impressed.
- Mm-hm.

491
00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:58,708
Though I'm not entirely sure
what a kumquat is.

492
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:03,541
They're like very tiny,
very annoying oranges.

493
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,000
- Ah.
- And I am their leader.

494
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,958
Yes. Wait.

495
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:11,041
Flâner? Isn't that the fellow
from <i>Top Chef</i>?

496
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:14,916
Chef Bastien. I'm currently in a battle
to the death to become his new baker,

497
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,166
in the hopes that, one day,
I do actually get to bake.

498
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,291
Well, take no prisoners, kumquat girl.

499
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:22,875
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

500
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:23,916
Of course.

501
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,416
So how are the fish and chips
compared to back home?

502
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,958
Not bad, actually.

503
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,291
Yeah? I've never been to England.

504
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,416
It's amazing.

505
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,208
I'll have to take you.

506
00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:37,166
<i>Daddy's home</i>

507
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,666
<i>Home for me</i>

508
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:43,791
<i>And I know you've been
Waiting for this loving all day</i>

509
00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:46,333
<i>You know your daddy's home</i>

510
00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:48,750
<i>- Daddy's home
- And it's time to play</i>

511
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,625
<i>- It's time to play
- Yeah</i>

512
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:54,333
<i>So you ain't got to
Give my loving away</i>

513
00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:55,250
Mm!

514
00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:59,333
<i>So all my ladies say hey, hey
Hey, daddy--</i>

515
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,000
Okay, you gotta go.

516
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:09,541
- You have to go. Get up.
- What?

517
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,833
- Now?
- Yep, right now.

518
00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:13,916
- Okay.
- That's all your stuff. Yep. Come on!

519
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,708
- Was it something that I did?
- Hurry!

520
00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:17,208
- No. Go!
- No problem.

521
00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,666
Well, I had a great time.

522
00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,333
- Bye.
- Bye.

523
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,500
Come on.

524
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:36,375
I didn't think I could do it,
but I did it!

525
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,125
Come on. Call.

526
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,958
<i>Please record your message.</i>

527
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:43,583
Hello, Izzy.

528
00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:45,958
I would like to tell you something,

529
00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:49,333
that it was very, very, very,
very, very, very close,

530
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,291
but I kept it in my pants,

531
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:55,208
because my body is a sacred temple,

532
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:58,000
and my vagina is a secret garden.

533
00:32:58,083 --> 00:33:01,125
I… I am Jillothene Shaw!

534
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:06,791
Resistor of desires of the flesh,
almighty tamer of sexual demons!

535
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,500
I am Jill!

536
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,958
I left my wallet.

537
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,291
Help.

538
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:22,083
I promise I barely heard anything.

539
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,208
Oh, my God.

540
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:26,000
I do have one question though.

541
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,375
What was that about a secret garden?

542
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:34,666
God damn it.

543
00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:38,291
<i>I left my wallet.</i>

544
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:40,708
- No! No, Jill, no!
- <i>Oh, my God.</i>

545
00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:43,666
God, lock your door, Jill.

546
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:45,333
You don't lock your door?

547
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:48,666
- <i>Promise I barely heard anything.</i>
- Oh, God.

548
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:59,750
They're probably hooking up right now.
They're definitely hooking up.

549
00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,000
Well, whatever.

550
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:07,833
He probably has terrible teeth.

551
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:15,625
No text. Hm.

552
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Okay.

553
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:22,250
Don't be crazy. You're being crazy.

554
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:24,958
<i>Ladies, save yourself the heartache.</i>

555
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:29,916
<i>If he's not texting you,
he doesn't want to talk to you.</i>

556
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,958
<i>Truth is so important. We all need to get…</i>

557
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:33,875
What?

558
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,458
Check.

559
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:16,666
Good night, Izzy.

560
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,416
<i>Good night, lad.</i>

561
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,583
<i>I love you.</i>

562
00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,500
I love you too.

563
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:29,291
Okay, you know as best man
that you have to give a speech, right?

564
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:31,625
He didn't.

565
00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,583
- Oh, come on. I knew that.
- No idea.

566
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,458
I knew that.
You guys think so little of me.

567
00:35:35,541 --> 00:35:38,958
We do not. We think very highly of you,
but I should write it.

568
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:41,500
And after much deliberation…

569
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,500
- Yeah?
- …we're giving you a plus-one.

570
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:44,833
- Yes!
- But…

571
00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:49,500
You do not get to bring an influencer
whose actual name you do not know.

572
00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:50,708
I knew her name.

573
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:52,708
- You didn't know her name.
- Not at all.

574
00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:54,583
You're talking about Lu, right?

575
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:55,958
Lonestar Lu?

576
00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:59,375
- Lonestar Lu was her handle.
- Mm-hm.

577
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,750
Her name was Keilani.

578
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:05,166
I mean, that's just confusing branding.

579
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,500
- Bye.
- Go.

580
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,583
- Beat it.
- Really?

581
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,000
- Yes.
- You can't sit with us.

582
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,500
- You cannot.
- Are you serious?

583
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:13,125
Oh, look, open table. Just for you.

584
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,291
Okay, fine.

585
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,541
- Fine. I'm walking over here.
- Fine.

586
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:19,125
- Bye.
- I'll enjoy my tacos alone.

587
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,416
Yeah, enjoy.

588
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,833
- You know what your problem is?
- Huh?

589
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:27,125
You're sad-boy deadly.

590
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,291
- Yeah.
- It's your eyes.

591
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:33,458
Every girl thinks you're a wounded puppy,
and you have no idea how gorgeous you are.

592
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:36,375
- But you're not sad. He's not sad.
- Mm-mm. No, he's not.

593
00:36:36,458 --> 00:36:39,416
- And he knows exactly how gorgeous he is.
- What?

594
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,708
You think I'm gorgeous, Breeds?

595
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,375
You think he's gorgeous?

596
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,583
- Wait.
- I mean…

597
00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:46,333
Now he has two phones to use for evil.

598
00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:47,791
Oh, great.

599
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:52,916
No. Okay, so this random girl has been
leaving voicemails on my new work cell,

600
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,625
and they're for her sister.

601
00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:57,125
- And they're, like, kinda hilarious.
- Wait.

602
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:59,916
How does she not know
that her sister changed her number?

603
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,291
- Text her.
- I thought I did.

604
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:05,250
I'm gonna just see what's happening
with the douchecaster real quick.

605
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,291
- Douchecaster?
- Douchecaster?

606
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:13,833
Guess who's officially being ghosted
by a Hitch wannabe.

607
00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:16,166
I am.

608
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:19,833
And I am never gonna make baker

609
00:37:19,916 --> 00:37:23,333
because, um, I boned the competition

610
00:37:23,416 --> 00:37:27,000
and now he's out to destroy my life,
which rocks.

611
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:29,000
Um, so, yeah.

612
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,750
I'm, uh…

613
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,875
I'm just calling you to ask…

614
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:38,916
how…

615
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:44,666
am I supposed to do this without you?

616
00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:51,416
We were supposed to die together.

617
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:53,833
We made a deal.

618
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:57,291
Like Noah and Allie in <i>The Notebook.</i>

619
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,500
"You're a bird, I'm a bird," you whore.

620
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,500
"I wish I knew how to quit you."

621
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,458
Okay, I'll stop.

622
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,583
You're in a better place.

623
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:15,750
Probably slurping face with Heath Ledger
as we speak, huh?

624
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:22,125
But I miss you.

625
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,083
My lad.

626
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,708
Every minute…

627
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,833
of every single day.

628
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,708
This party sucks without you.

629
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,125
Call me?

630
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:51,208
<i>Isabelle's dead. They're…</i>

631
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:54,375
They're voicemails for her dead sister.

632
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,208
- What?
- What?

633
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:58,083
- Oh, my God, that's heartbreaking.
- Uh…

634
00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,291
You gotta tell her.

635
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:03,083
- Now you're a sicko.
- No, no, no, do not tell her.

636
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:05,125
She's healing. This is her way of healing.

637
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:07,750
Just stop listening to her
like a creeper, then.

638
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:10,750
Yeah, maybe stop
listening to her like a creeper, then.

639
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,708
<i>You tell him you no longer want to invest
in something that isn't going anywhere.</i>

640
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,666
You shut your whore mouth when you talk!

641
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,333
- Wes.
- Hey! Hey, Jim.

642
00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:22,458
Red River closed?

643
00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:24,583
- Yes, sir.
- Very nice.

644
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:25,666
What's next?

645
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:31,708
Hey, is Donovan still slipping
on that San Fran spot?

646
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:38,250
He goes, "Jill, this is exciting."

647
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:42,208
I shit you not,
those were his final words to me.

648
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:45,000
He has no… soul!

649
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,958
I must protect womankind!

650
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,375
Well, guess what?

651
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:56,500
<i>Love, Not Actually</i> has
a live podcast taping… tomorrow!

652
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:02,500
And I know, if you were here,
I know what you would say.

653
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,916
You would say,

654
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,916
in the immortal words of our queen,

655
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,541
Michelle Obama, esquire,

656
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,083
"When they go low…"

657
00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:15,250
- "We go high."
- "…we go lower!"

658
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:16,750
Okay.

659
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,250
<i>Candy</i>

660
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:28,291
<i>She's sweet like candy in my veins</i>

661
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:36,000
<i>Baby, I'm dying for another taste</i>

662
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:40,875
<i>And every night
My mind is running around her…</i>

663
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,166
Excited for the… show.

664
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,166
Thank you.

665
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:49,250
Oh! I'm so-- Did I step on your foot?
I'm so sorry about that. I'm sorry.

666
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:50,416
I'm sorry.

667
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,083
- So sorry.
- No, it's okay.

668
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:54,916
<i>I can't let you go now that I got it</i>

669
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,916
<i>And all I need is to be struck</i>

670
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,500
<i>By your electric love…</i>

671
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:06,791
Is that okay?

672
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:07,958
Perfect.

673
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,583
<i>Baby, your electric--</i>

674
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,333
Thank you all for coming.

675
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,708
Looking gorgeous as ever, I see.

676
00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,166
And we're going live.

677
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,458
Hi there.

678
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:36,833
Well…

679
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,708
What should we talk about, ladies?

680
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,750
I am at your disposal.

681
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,916
- Now, who wants to kick us off?
- Oh, my God.

682
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,125
Me!

683
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,541
Yes, in the Giants hat.

684
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,916
Thank you.

685
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:55,416
Hey, Tyler. I'm a huge fan.

686
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:59,083
My favorite episode is the one
about dating with accountability.

687
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:03,125
It's a good one, right?
But I had a quick question about that.

688
00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:05,833
Accountability, that's only expected

689
00:42:05,916 --> 00:42:10,250
of us lovelorn, pathetic,
desperate ladies, correct?

690
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:14,083
Fellas get a free pass
to, say, I don't know,

691
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,916
like, hypothetically speaking,

692
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,708
talk about bringing you home to England,
get you naked, vanish out of thin air

693
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:22,708
without even a text saying,
"I'm alive, but no thank you"?

694
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:29,625
Um, well, uh,
this pod is designed for, uh, women

695
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:32,916
to navigate the perils
of the dating world.

696
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,375
Oh!

697
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:37,708
Okay, well, thanks to you, Tyler,

698
00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:41,041
I've come face-to-face
with the perils of the dating world!

699
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:45,833
Here's my little bit
of "proactive dating advice"

700
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:46,833
to you ladies.

701
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,708
If it looks like a duck

702
00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:51,791
and it swims like a duck,

703
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:57,250
it's probably just a bargain-bin,
Hugh Grant fuckboy with a podcast.

704
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:04,083
So…

705
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:07,875
I'm gonna just, um… see myself out.

706
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,708
I'll give this to you.
Thank you, excuse me. I'm sorry.

707
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:16,458
<i>Boys wanna be her</i>

708
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:18,041
<i>Girls wanna be her</i>

709
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:19,708
<i>Boys wanna be her</i>

710
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:21,791
<i>I wanna be her…</i>

711
00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,333
Well, um…

712
00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:27,541
What is testimony without a test?

713
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,375
What is accountability without an account?

714
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:33,708
I'm sorry. I'm… Excuse me.

715
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:42,375
Uh, communication is key.

716
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:46,500
Proactive dating isn't about perfection.

717
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,416
It's about progress.

718
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,291
What?

719
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,500
"If it looks like a duck
and swims like a duck,

720
00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:56,583
it's probably just a Hugh Can't
with a podcast."

721
00:43:56,666 --> 00:44:00,291
At first it got very, very quiet,
and then they were like…

722
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,166
Wow.

723
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,958
Another one bites the dust.

724
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:14,791
Oh, there's this, um,
cute deli at the bus stop

725
00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:17,291
at my bench at Battery Spencer.

726
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:22,916
I got my salami on sourdough
with spicy mustard.

727
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:26,250
Mmm-mmm.

728
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,750
You're gonna tell me
that this is dumb, but whatever.

729
00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:45,208
I have this…

730
00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:49,000
stupid fantasy that…

731
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:54,125
someone's gonna come and sit down
next to me like I'm Meg Ryan.

732
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:58,000
And we start talking
about our days and the weather,

733
00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:01,666
which makes no sense,
'cause it's always foggy.

734
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:06,875
Maybe I offer him half my sandwich…

735
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:12,125
and we lock eyes and it happens.
We just know.

736
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:18,333
In our bones, like how birds know
when a storm is coming.

737
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,458
How do they do that?

738
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:24,583
And we can't even play it cool,

739
00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,500
because there's nothing cool
about what we feel.

740
00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:29,000
It's desperate and all-consuming
and really scary,

741
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,666
but we're in it together.

742
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,458
That could happen, right?

743
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:40,500
Says the girl
who can't even get a text back.

744
00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:51,708
I'm sharing this with you, my lad.

745
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:57,583
<i>And if I didn't know better</i>

746
00:45:57,666 --> 00:46:02,125
<i>I'd think you were listening to me now</i>

747
00:46:04,541 --> 00:46:07,625
<i>If I didn't know better</i>

748
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:12,708
<i>I'd think you were still around</i>

749
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:17,083
<i>What died didn't stay dead</i>

750
00:46:17,166 --> 00:46:19,333
<i>What died didn't stay dead</i>

751
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:22,416
<i>You're alive, so alive</i>

752
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,958
Sorry, is this… Is this seat taken?

753
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,083
It's beautiful.

754
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:54,750
Mm-hm.

755
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,916
- I'm Wes.
- Hm!

756
00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:12,708
I'm Jill.

757
00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:14,916
Jill.

758
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,708
Nice to meet you, Jill.

759
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:23,125
Well, enjoy the view.

760
00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:28,291
Uh… wait.

761
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,333
Um…

762
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,750
I have to tell you something.

763
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,083
You have to tell <i>me</i> something?

764
00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:43,291
Um, I… I am here… uh, in San Francisco…

765
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,541
for, um…

766
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:51,833
for, uh… for work,

767
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,416
and I…

768
00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,000
I just…

769
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,666
just get…

770
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,875
- I wanted to get a few recs from a local.
- Oh!

771
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:03,500
Did you just have a stroke?

772
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,166
Do you smell burnt toast?

773
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:10,000
Gosh. I don't know.
I'm not a local, by the way.

774
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:12,208
I've been here a year,
so I guess, technically,

775
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:15,208
but I have not cracked the code
of this city.

776
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:19,625
God damn it,
she's a tough nut to crack. Sorry.

777
00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:21,958
Well, what's your favorite thing
to do here?

778
00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,583
You're looking at it.

779
00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:26,333
Wow. Then I'm off to a good start, huh?

780
00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:30,416
Jeez.

781
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,125
What?

782
00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:35,375
You're rolling in here with all this like…

783
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,458
What is that?

784
00:48:37,541 --> 00:48:42,208
That is why I have to bid you
good night and good luck.

785
00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:43,958
I'm closed for business.

786
00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:46,291
Not that I even had any business,
or that men…

787
00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,541
Men are not my business. Zero judgment.

788
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:51,000
Love and light to the girlies
selling feet pics online.

789
00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:53,666
I tried, but someone said
my toes look like ugly fingers,

790
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,666
so I chop… fruit now.

791
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,583
- Should we start over?
- Yes, please.

792
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,625
Okay, I'm Wes.

793
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,375
And, uh…

794
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,125
I'm visiting.

795
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:09,291
I'm Jill.

796
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,750
And I'm boy sober.

797
00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:13,625
Oh, okay.

798
00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,041
Nice to meet you.

799
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:17,000
Nice to meet you.

800
00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:19,166
Oh, uh…

801
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,583
Do you think…

802
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:23,625
you could just point me
in the direction of some breakfast tacos?

803
00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:32,500
- It ain't José's, but it ain't half-bad.
- What?

804
00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,000
- You know José's?
- Oh, yeah.

805
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:36,166
- José's is my favorite.
- José's is <i>my</i> favorite.

806
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,791
So you really are from <i>Tejas,</i> huh?

807
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:40,458
Yes, ma'am.

808
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:44,458
So, could you just give me
like an opening line

809
00:49:44,541 --> 00:49:46,708
or a thesis statement?

810
00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:49,625
You don't need help from a stranger.
These are your best friends.

811
00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:56,125
I'm not sure that I believe
in the whole, uh, marriage thing.

812
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,500
Ah, so let me guess.

813
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:03,041
Your parents are divorced.

814
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,166
- Very, very astute.
- Am I right?

815
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,041
Yeah, they probably would be
if my mom were still alive.

816
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,541
I am so sorry.

817
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:13,375
No, it's… I was little.

818
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:16,125
- Sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
- No, it's okay. It's really okay.

819
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,250
You don't want a first line from me.

820
00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:26,583
I've been told that
I suffer from a severe case of TMI.

821
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:28,791
No great speech started with a filter.

822
00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:32,625
Um…

823
00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:34,125
What are their names?

824
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,708
Breeda and Andy.

825
00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,583
- Breeda and Andy.
- Mm-hm.

826
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,500
"You have made a believer out of me."

827
00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:47,250
Holy shit.

828
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:49,666
- See? I knew it.
- Well, don't say it if it's not true.

829
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:53,833
You don't wanna kick off their union
in a bed of lies.

830
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:57,000
- Cross my heart and hope to die.
- Don't hope that.

831
00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:59,083
I won't. I--

832
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,041
I won't hope that.

833
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:03,958
- Thank you.
- So, uh, real estate, huh?

834
00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:06,625
- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have a fancy metal nameplate?

835
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:09,875
- Why else would I be doing this?
- Living the corporate daddy dream.

836
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:13,750
Yeah, that's right.
I mean, it has its perks.

837
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:19,416
But, uh, I got my eye on something.
I'm playing the long game.

838
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:20,916
What kind of something?

839
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,416
Let's just say, I keep my cards close.

840
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,125
What about you?

841
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:26,291
What's the dream?

842
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:31,916
I'm living the "it's a good day if I'm not
being publicly humiliated…" dream.

843
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:38,541
- That can't be the dream!
- Well, dreams are so short-sighted.

844
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:42,250
When you're a little kid,
you only know three jobs, right?

845
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:46,333
There's, like, police officer,
school teacher, and chef.

846
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:49,166
- Mission accomplished.
- Except no.

847
00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,958
I'm what they call a "prep cook."

848
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,833
And as Chef says,

849
00:51:52,916 --> 00:51:59,208
we are barely one step
above the janitorial staff and pedophiles.

850
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:01,958
Sounds like you gotta take
your prep cook skills elsewhere.

851
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:05,083
- Mm.
- Come on. If you build it, they will come.

852
00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:07,958
- Trust me, I'd love to start my own thing.
- What's stopping you?

853
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,083
I don't know, just any money at all,
or brand reputation,

854
00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:12,833
business plan, house specialty.

855
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,500
Oh, come on, you got a specialty.

856
00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:17,625
Even my mom had a specialty.

857
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:20,625
- It was cornbread chicken pot pie.
- Oh!

858
00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:24,333
A woman after my own heart.
Do you know the recipe?

859
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:25,583
No, I wish.

860
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,333
It was legendary.

861
00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:30,458
I mean, people still talk about it.

862
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:35,708
I wish I, uh… I wish I could remember.

863
00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,250
I'll bet your taste buds do.

864
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:46,958
All right, the suspense is killing me.
If you could put one thing on your menu,

865
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:48,958
what would it be?

866
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:53,166
You think I'm gonna share
my culinary secrets with a stranger?

867
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,958
I'll tell you what,
I'm here for two weeks.

868
00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:59,291
Why don't we try
to crack this SF nut together?

869
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,875
As fellow Texas expats,

870
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:04,875
I feel obligated to tell you
that I am girl sober,

871
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:06,875
so I will not make out with you.

872
00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:09,833
Even if you beg me, I won't do it.
Scout's honor.

873
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:22,666
<i>Something about the day make me
Wanna put it on the line, on the wire</i>

874
00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:27,500
<i>All you need to bring is yourself
Company's all that I require</i>

875
00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:31,416
<i>I'm not naive for needing my baby</i>

876
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:35,500
<i>So, today, come on over
And play 'cause</i>

877
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:39,458
<i>I've been patient</i>

878
00:53:39,541 --> 00:53:44,750
<i>I've been waiting
For something like this</i>

879
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:46,791
<i>Ooh-wee</i>

880
00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:48,958
<i>Like this</i>

881
00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:53,083
<i>- Ooh-wee
- Waiting for something like this</i>

882
00:53:53,166 --> 00:53:56,500
<i>- Ooh-wee
- Waiting for something like</i>

883
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:58,791
<i>Baby, If you want me
You know where to find me</i>

884
00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:00,875
<i>I'll be ready for you, babe</i>

885
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:04,500
<i>Taste so sweet, it's like honey
Dripping down my body, babe</i>

886
00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:08,958
<i>I know that this bitch love
Drive you crazy</i>

887
00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:13,208
<i>So, today
Won't you come out and play, 'cause</i>

888
00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:17,041
<i>I've been patient</i>

889
00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:22,458
<i>I've been waiting
For something like this</i>

890
00:54:22,541 --> 00:54:25,208
<i>- Ooh-wee
- Mmm</i>

891
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,500
<i>Like this</i>

892
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:30,375
<i>- Ooh-wee
- Waiting for something like</i>

893
00:54:30,458 --> 00:54:32,458
<i>Ooh-wee</i>

894
00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:35,125
<i>Like this</i>

895
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,750
I don't know what happened, Chef.
I rolled it out last night,

896
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,041
and I put it in the fridge.

897
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,250
Apparently not.

898
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:47,500
- You've set us all back!
- We could grate it.

899
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,375
Whoa.

900
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,125
Or…

901
00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:55,291
It's… I accidentally froze
my butter in culinary school,

902
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:58,791
and grating it
made the dough even flakier.

903
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:00,291
You're still talking?

904
00:55:00,375 --> 00:55:02,833
What is this? The Alpha Gamma prep girls?

905
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,083
- Right?
- Michelin-star joke, Chef.

906
00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:09,166
"It makes it extra flaky."

907
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,375
Hey.

908
00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:21,208
I never asked for your help.

909
00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:27,458
I sold the spot.

910
00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:28,875
- You did?
- Yeah.

911
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,041
What a star! We have to celebrate.

912
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:33,583
After you. How was your day?

913
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,625
Uh…

914
00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:39,583
Chef Bastien
was feeling particularly evil.

915
00:55:39,666 --> 00:55:41,083
He didn't use a single 'quat.

916
00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:43,875
He literally poured them out
into the trash can

917
00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:46,125
while maintaining eye contact with me.

918
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:49,750
It was kumquat carnage.

919
00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:51,000
He's hazing you, Jill.

920
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:55,625
I don't know if I'm built for this.

921
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:57,375
What, this Flâner gig?

922
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:58,458
This…

923
00:55:59,666 --> 00:56:00,875
This dream.

924
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,833
Ignore me and my existential dread.

925
00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:12,541
It's your last day,
and I am ready to giggle.

926
00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:15,958
Welcome to Golden Gate Giggles.

927
00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:18,166
I'm your tour guide, Walter,

928
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:23,000
and we're so glad you chose us,
Golden Gate Giggles.

929
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,875
How about a joke?

930
00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,041
Sure.

931
00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,291
Why did the hipster refuse…

932
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,791
"Why did the hipster refuse
to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?"

933
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,500
Why?

934
00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:38,666
Because it was too mainstream.

935
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:40,000
Pause for laughs.

936
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:45,375
It's my first day today.

937
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:49,166
- Crushing it, Walter.
- Let's start out with some funny facts.

938
00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:50,958
Sure.

939
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:52,708
Ha!

940
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:56,958
San Francisco is where
they invented blue jeans,

941
00:56:57,041 --> 00:56:58,208
and the electric…

942
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,375
- I can't do this.
- You're doing fine.

943
00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:02,083
- Just take a deep breath.
- I quit.

944
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:04,583
- You can't. We got 2 hours left.
- Let me off!

945
00:57:04,666 --> 00:57:07,291
- Nope. Sit down and take a breath.
- Open the door!

946
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:09,125
- I need this job!
- Open the door!

947
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:11,750
- Let me off!
- This is why I don't have kids.

948
00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:13,416
Let me off!

949
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,791
Hey, boss. We paid for giggles.

950
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,916
Not my department.

951
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,500
We gonna get a refund?

952
00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:35,916
What are you doing?

953
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:37,250
Uh…

954
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,083
Uh, what's up, guys?

955
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,041
I'm Wes.

956
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,916
So, where's everybody from?

957
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,625
Uh, other than New Jersey.

958
00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:48,458
Look, kid, you gotta sit down. Now.

959
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:51,000
Uh, I know. I'm sorry. I just…
We came for giggles, right?

960
00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:53,333
- Yeah.
- Let's get some giggles in here.

961
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:58,916
Uh, up ahead, we've got
the world-famous…

962
00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:00,833
squiggle street.

963
00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:07,500
On your right, we have, uh, the house

964
00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:12,291
where Robin Williams brought a donkey
into the party in <i>Mrs. Doubtfire</i>.

965
00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,666
<i>Go to Fisherman's Wharf</i>

966
00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:18,583
<i>Top of the Mark</i>

967
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:20,541
<i>Telegraph Hill</i>

968
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:22,208
<i>Golden Gate Park</i>

969
00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:27,000
<i>Baby, baby, baby
There's so much in this town…</i>

970
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:30,166
Out in the bay, you see it?
That is Alcatraz,

971
00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:34,083
the famous prison that is known
for hosting legendary criminals

972
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:37,666
like Al Capone and, um, Sean Connery.

973
00:58:38,666 --> 00:58:42,125
Okay, look, child, you're gonna have
to sit down now or I will kick you off.

974
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:44,000
- Last thing. On your left…
- Seriously?

975
00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:47,375
…is the delectable Flâner.
I don't want to embarrass her,

976
00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,291
but we are actually in the presence

977
00:58:49,375 --> 00:58:53,083
of one of San Francisco's
most talented up-and-coming chefs.

978
00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:57,541
She taught Chef Bastien
everything he knows because she--

979
00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:02,916
she is most definitely built for this.

980
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,958
Okay, Romeo, show's over.

981
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:08,833
- I'm going. I just have one more thing.
- I know you are. No, you don't.

982
00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:12,333
- Let's go. And you're done.
<i>- I left my heart</i>

983
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:15,333
- Off! Uh-huh. All right.
<i>- In San Francisco</i>

984
00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,416
I just need to finish!

985
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,541
- <i>High on a hill
-</i> Dude!

986
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:22,291
<i>She calls to me</i>

987
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,750
- Let go!
<i>- When I come home to you</i>

988
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:30,000
- All right. Fine.
<i>- San Francisco!</i>

989
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:34,041
<i>Your golden sun</i>

990
00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:36,583
<i>Will shine</i>

991
00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:40,875
<i>For me</i>

992
01:00:03,708 --> 01:00:06,583
I guess the scouts have no honor, huh?

993
01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,458
It's a good thing I wasn't a Boy Scout.

994
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:12,291
Yeah, all right!

995
01:00:14,916 --> 01:00:16,208
Ah, ta-da!

996
01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:19,333
Blue crab and corn fritters
with smoked jalapeño aioli.

997
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,166
- Wow.
- Voilà!

998
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,041
- This is insane.
- Yay.

999
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,250
- What?
- Is it good?

1000
01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,750
Are you kidding me?
Chef Bastien is an idiot.

1001
01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:32,291
He is sitting on a gold mine.

1002
01:00:32,375 --> 01:00:34,125
How did you even learn how to do this?

1003
01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:37,000
Um…

1004
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:42,791
My sister was stuck at home
a lot as a kid.

1005
01:00:44,791 --> 01:00:46,625
She was really sick.

1006
01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:50,541
And the kitchen was our happy place.

1007
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:53,208
We were like two little mad scientists.

1008
01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:57,791
We always thought we were
on the verge of discovering something

1009
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:59,500
the world had never seen.

1010
01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:05,625
<i>Either way I lose</i>

1011
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,750
<i>Though I know…</i>

1012
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:14,625
My sister…

1013
01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:16,916
Isabelle, she died.

1014
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:20,875
In November. She had cystic fibrosis.

1015
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:23,666
I'm so sorry, Jill.

1016
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,125
She was just the love of my life. No big.

1017
01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:29,875
- I bet she's proud of you.
- Uh…

1018
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:36,166
I was much cooler as a kid.
I peaked at like 12.

1019
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:41,666
I would do the craziest shit
just to come home with a story for her.

1020
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:43,458
I would've tried crack
if it made her laugh.

1021
01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:48,166
And now, I think I might be
a little bit dead inside.

1022
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,083
Jill…

1023
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,958
you couldn't be less dead inside.

1024
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:57,833
What you need to do

1025
01:01:57,916 --> 01:01:59,708
is you need to get out there

1026
01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,208
and try crack.

1027
01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:05,291
Come with me…

1028
01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,708
to Breeda and Andy's wedding.

1029
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:10,916
Hm.

1030
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:14,208
Okay.

1031
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,666
I'll ask my overlord.

1032
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,416
All right.

1033
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:23,000
Ready for the main course?

1034
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,166
There's more?

1035
01:02:25,541 --> 01:02:28,333
- I… This was already so impressive.
- Come on!

1036
01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,291
How could you make more? I don't even…

1037
01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:31,875
- Shut up.
- You can't top this.

1038
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:36,083
Okay.

1039
01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:42,833
<i>Either way I lose…</i>

1040
01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:45,833
Is that chicken pot pie?

1041
01:02:45,916 --> 01:02:47,708
With cornbread crust.

1042
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:51,000
You made this for me?

1043
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:53,750
Yeah. I mean, I have no idea
if it's anything like your mom's.

1044
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:56,916
It was a full-blown experiment,
but we will see.

1045
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,583
All right.

1046
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:26,583
Uh…

1047
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:32,291
I'm gonna go… Just…
I'm gonna prep dessert, okay?

1048
01:03:58,541 --> 01:04:00,791
<i>Believe it</i>

1049
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:05,041
<i>I need you by my side</i>

1050
01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,875
<i>Yes, I know you know</i>

1051
01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:12,250
<i>Know you know
Know I've been a sinner, baby</i>

1052
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:14,625
<i>I've seen it</i>

1053
01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:18,791
<i>I've seen you high and dry</i>

1054
01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:21,791
<i>Yes, I know you don't</i>

1055
01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:27,750
<i>Know you don't
Know you don't need me to say it</i>

1056
01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:30,958
<i>But if anything happens between us
Does everything change?</i>

1057
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:37,208
<i>I know you feel it too
I can see it in your face</i>

1058
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:41,458
<i>So tell me now not to get too close</i>

1059
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:43,958
<i>'Cause it always happens</i>

1060
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:46,541
<i>One, two, three, four</i>

1061
01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:49,291
<i>How much longer can this go?</i>

1062
01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:51,125
<i>Oh, babe, don't break</i>

1063
01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:53,791
<i>Every single breath you take</i>

1064
01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:57,958
<i>Kills me softly, chills my body</i>

1065
01:04:58,041 --> 01:04:59,833
<i>But when we reach the limit</i>

1066
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:02,416
- Sorry.
- No. Sorry.

1067
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,333
- Yeah… I just have to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.

1068
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,250
All right. You okay?

1069
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,166
- Yep.
- Okay.

1070
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:08,708
- Sorry. Uh…
- Oh, no. Okay.

1071
01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:11,708
Okay.

1072
01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:15,833
Just say it. Just say the words.

1073
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,291
Just say it.

1074
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,541
Jill. Hey, Jill. I've been…

1075
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:23,000
I've been getting your voicemails.
I've been getting…

1076
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:26,250
Oh, shit.

1077
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:27,750
Oh, shit.

1078
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:47,333
Jill.

1079
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:49,791
Uh…

1080
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,125
I, um…

1081
01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,000
No, it's okay.

1082
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,250
It's totally okay.

1083
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,500
Um…

1084
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,041
Want to just watch <i>Top Chef</i>?

1085
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:12,708
<i>I took a date-based ganache.
I shaped it into a small sphere,</i>

1086
01:06:12,791 --> 01:06:15,833
<i>and I coated it
in a cocoa-infused beignet dough before…</i>

1087
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:18,083
Jill, I've been getting your voicemails.

1088
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,875
<i>I like the surprise
in the middle. It's nice.</i>

1089
01:06:20,958 --> 01:06:23,500
<i>I went with a bombolone-style donut.</i>

1090
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,666
<i>I worked in fresh orange and lemon zest,
fried it off,</i>

1091
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,500
<i>and finished it
with a passionfruit cream filling.</i>

1092
01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:31,166
<i>The texture's great.</i>

1093
01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:32,750
<i>Heaven help me</i>

1094
01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:38,000
<i>My mind changes like the wind</i>

1095
01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:42,250
<i>Please excuse me</i>

1096
01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:47,750
<i>I don't know where to begin</i>

1097
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:51,666
<i>But I didn't think I cared</i>

1098
01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:54,041
<i>I could be your friend</i>

1099
01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:58,750
<i>But I'm unprepared
Oh, I've never felt like this</i>

1100
01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:01,041
<i>I was unaware</i>

1101
01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:03,500
<i>That you were lighting flares</i>

1102
01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:08,375
<i>Now I'm running scared
Oh, how did it come to this?</i>

1103
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:15,458
<i>You know I've never
Been so lonely on my own</i>

1104
01:07:16,041 --> 01:07:17,916
<i>And it shows</i>

1105
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,791
<i>'Cause I don't see you like I used to</i>

1106
01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:26,500
<i>Now I'm going back
On the things that I know</i>

1107
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:32,750
<i>Oh, all my nights taste like gold</i>

1108
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:37,000
<i>Yeah, when I'm with you
It's like everything glows</i>

1109
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:42,083
<i>And all my days, we can lay low</i>

1110
01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:46,625
<i>Yeah, when we're waking up
We're waking up slow</i>

1111
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:52,791
Dessert tacos.

1112
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875
Dessert tacos?

1113
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:58,166
When Izzy was super sick,
they tried to get her to eat,

1114
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:00,666
and she'd throw everything up
except her favorite.

1115
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:06,500
Dessert tacos. And <i>that</i> is my specialty.

1116
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:13,958
<i>Magic: The Gathering.</i>

1117
01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,833
The card game?

1118
01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:20,125
Actually, they're not just cards.
They're actually collectible.

1119
01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:21,583
They're really valuable.

1120
01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,250
But, um, my mom, uh…

1121
01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:26,875
she would buy them for me,

1122
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:29,708
and she bought me my first pack, and…

1123
01:08:30,791 --> 01:08:34,583
I just need the Alpha Black Lotus
to complete the Power Nine.

1124
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,208
It's one of the rarest cards in the world.

1125
01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:40,000
That's what I've been… working towards.

1126
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,000
Wow.

1127
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:44,500
And I think I may have found one on eBay.

1128
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,833
- Really?
- Yeah.

1129
01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:46,916
So…

1130
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,875
I gotta confess,
I was actually gonna ghost you

1131
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:54,250
for not having the full… Power Nine.

1132
01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:55,708
So now I don't have to.

1133
01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:57,208
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1134
01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:59,791
Okay, wow. Still in the game.

1135
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,250
Still in the game.

1136
01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:05,000
I'll see you at home.

1137
01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:05,958
Yeah.

1138
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,541
Safe flight.

1139
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:09,291
Thanks.

1140
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,666
Last breath of freedom
till you're chained for life.

1141
01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:34,666
- Hey!
- Yay!

1142
01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:38,541
Oh! We are excited to meet Jill.

1143
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,250
Yeah, we are.

1144
01:09:41,750 --> 01:09:43,083
Oh, no.

1145
01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,083
I knew it.

1146
01:09:44,166 --> 01:09:45,250
What happened, Wes?

1147
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,083
Nothing. Nothing.

1148
01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:49,791
We're just hanging out.

1149
01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:54,333
All right, I admit that things
have gotten a little intense.

1150
01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:58,458
Intense? You're the one
that flew to another city for this girl.

1151
01:09:58,541 --> 01:10:00,708
No, I flew to another city for work.

1152
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:03,041
- Oh, for work.
- Oh, yes, of course.

1153
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:04,583
- It was a work trip.
- Work trip, and--

1154
01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:07,083
All I'm saying is once in a while, Wes,

1155
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:10,583
someone comes along
that changes the whole game.

1156
01:10:10,666 --> 01:10:13,916
Yeah, don't be so busy scoring
that you miss it.

1157
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,791
Wow.

1158
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:19,250
- That was good. So good.
- That was nice.

1159
01:10:19,333 --> 01:10:21,500
- Copyright that.
- Every single time.

1160
01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:25,458
Wait a minute. Wait. You didn't tell us
what happened with the voicemails.

1161
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,666
- You didn't tell her?
- O.M. God.

1162
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:30,583
I'm going to.

1163
01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:31,958
- Liar, liar!
- Guys, look.

1164
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:35,458
Oh, my God, this is like a sick reboot
of <i>You've Got Mail</i>.

1165
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,375
Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart!

1166
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:39,541
You are not Tom Hanks!

1167
01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:41,166
I might slap him.

1168
01:10:41,250 --> 01:10:42,833
- Violence is never--
- Slap him.

1169
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:45,500
- Hey! Hey!
- Wes, tell her the truth.

1170
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,458
- I'm going to.
- Okay? Yes.

1171
01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:51,458
- Tell her the truth, Wes.
- I will! In person.

1172
01:10:51,541 --> 01:10:52,958
I swear on my mom.

1173
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:59,000
- Well, now we can't say anything.
- Yeah.

1174
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,125
<i>I don't wanna see you smile</i>

1175
01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:24,041
<i>I want you in the morning</i>

1176
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:27,375
<i>Before you go performing</i>

1177
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:32,791
<i>Tell me something I don't know</i>

1178
01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:38,583
<i>And lead me to the place
Where no one ever goes</i>

1179
01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:43,708
<i>You know you're beautiful</i>

1180
01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:46,375
<i>But that ain't half the gold treasure
In your soul</i>

1181
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:49,291
<i>What you got? 'Cause I want it all</i>

1182
01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:51,875
<i>With your fingers in my mouth
I fail to see your faults</i>

1183
01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:54,833
<i>So please don't let me fall</i>

1184
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:59,583
<i>So please don't let me fall</i>

1185
01:11:59,666 --> 01:12:02,958
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

1186
01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:05,666
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

1187
01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,458
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

1188
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:11,583
<i>Don't let me fall</i>

1189
01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:15,291
Good evening, everyone. I'm Wes.

1190
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:21,583
Andy's younger, dreamier cousin.

1191
01:12:21,666 --> 01:12:23,125
- Lies.
- If not by blood.

1192
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,875
Our mothers were best friends.

1193
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,708
And Breeda is the older sister
that I never had.

1194
01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:29,958
Aww.

1195
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:35,041
So I tried to warn 'em both
that marriage is Russian roulette, okay?

1196
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:38,041
- Should we go over the divorce rate?
- No.

1197
01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:43,666
Okay, suffice it to say,
I wouldn't consider myself a romantic.

1198
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,791
Aw.

1199
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,708
But, um…

1200
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:57,791
did you know that these two
weren't even supposed to meet?

1201
01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,125
Andy's alarm randomly didn't go off.

1202
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:04,083
This man has never been late
to anything in his entire life.

1203
01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:07,416
And he missed his dentist appointment.
And he loves the dentist.

1204
01:13:09,166 --> 01:13:10,000
- It's true.
- I do.

1205
01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:13,833
They made him wait for an hour,
and he was about to walk out,

1206
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,875
when Breeda walked in.

1207
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:17,083
Aww.

1208
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,833
If that alarm had gone off
when it was supposed to,

1209
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:24,041
these two would never have met,
and we would not be here tonight.

1210
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,541
I don't know about gambling on forever,

1211
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,583
but I do know this.

1212
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,791
You're proof

1213
01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,250
that sometimes

1214
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:39,875
life rigs things in our favor.

1215
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:48,708
To Breeda and Andy.

1216
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:50,416
Yeah!

1217
01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:54,416
You made a believer out of me.

1218
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:02,916
- I am so proud of you.
- Couldn't have done it without you, coach.

1219
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,208
That was beautiful.

1220
01:14:04,291 --> 01:14:06,375
- Your hands are so cold.
- I know.

1221
01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:08,583
What?

1222
01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:10,041
Wait, let's warm you up.

1223
01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:11,083
Jeez.

1224
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:14,916
Thanks.

1225
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,583
- Can I top you off?
- Yes, please.

1226
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:20,000
Thanks.

1227
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,583
- There she is.
- Oh, my God! Jill!

1228
01:14:23,666 --> 01:14:25,458
Oh, wow. I am so starstruck.

1229
01:14:25,541 --> 01:14:27,125
Oh, my God!

1230
01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:29,833
<i>We can ride the storm…</i>

1231
01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:32,625
Can I get one more
and a whiskey on the rocks?

1232
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:35,083
- Yes.
- Thank you for being here. You're so cute.

1233
01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:37,416
- Congrats!
- Enjoy. Thank you!

1234
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:41,375
- Oh, my God.
- Look who decided to show up!

1235
01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:52,375
<i>We can make it through it all</i>

1236
01:14:53,541 --> 01:14:57,375
<i>Go and show us what we really are</i>

1237
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,458
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- I'm so sorry.

1238
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,958
- Are you all right?
- Sorry.

1239
01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:20,000
Jill! Hey, Jill! Jill, wait!

1240
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:23,041
Why is my sister's number
connected to your phone, Wes?

1241
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:26,333
Okay, it's-- It's a crazy story.

1242
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:28,291
I… I got a work phone,

1243
01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,875
and then I inherited
your sister's phone number.

1244
01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,291
- What are you talking about? How?
- After she died.

1245
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,000
But my sister died in November.

1246
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,791
So, you've been getting my…

1247
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,583
voicemails this entire time?

1248
01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:52,375
I was going to tell you. I just…
Things kept happening.

1249
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,791
- And I--
- What did you hear?

1250
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,125
Wes, what did you hear?

1251
01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:05,916
My bench?

1252
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,750
You knew that I was gonna be at my bench.

1253
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,000
You knew about José's, about my fantasy.

1254
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:13,375
You knew about my sister.
You knew everything?

1255
01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:15,125
You knew everything.

1256
01:16:16,416 --> 01:16:18,958
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
- Just… Jill.

1257
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,500
- No. I knew it.
- Jill.

1258
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:23,458
- Hold on.
- I knew that this was too good to be true.

1259
01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:25,833
- No, Jill.
- It was too perfect, I was too happy.

1260
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:28,916
And I'm not-- I'm not that lucky.

1261
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,958
- I was gonna tell you.
- Take this.

1262
01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,791
I promise. I…

1263
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,833
I know how much you loved Isabelle, and--

1264
01:16:35,916 --> 01:16:38,041
No, you do not!

1265
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:42,500
You wouldn't know anything about that.

1266
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:49,791
You're right.

1267
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,416
I don't.

1268
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,791
You deserve someone
that can love you like that, and…

1269
01:17:00,166 --> 01:17:01,291
I don't know how.

1270
01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:07,625
That's crazy.

1271
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,125
So you heard all my voicemails,

1272
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,750
and you still don't get it.

1273
01:17:16,791 --> 01:17:21,083
Those voicemails
are not a plea to the universe,

1274
01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:24,333
"God, send me somebody to love me!"

1275
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,625
I don't need a man.

1276
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,416
What I need is my little sister back.

1277
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,750
Wait.

1278
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,666
No, no, no, no.

1279
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:19,875
No, that's…

1280
01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:31,500
Please, no!

1281
01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:02,000
<i>Mettez-vous en rang!</i>

1282
01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:03,416
Line up!

1283
01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:09,875
Prep piggies.

1284
01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:11,833
Yes, Chef!

1285
01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:14,625
The time has come to see which of you,

1286
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,750
if any,

1287
01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:19,583
has what it takes to bake.

1288
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:26,791
Le soufflé.

1289
01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:29,541
- I just have a quick question--
- Begin!

1290
01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:44,166
<i>Vingt et une minutes.</i>
"Twenty-one minutes."

1291
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:48,416
Fuck you.

1292
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,333
<i>Quatorze minutes.</i>

1293
01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:59,166
"Fourteen minutes."

1294
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,375
No.

1295
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:19,375
Help me, brother. Pears, plums.
Dragon fruit with chocolate?

1296
01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:21,916
Chocolate crème? That's boring.
What would you do?

1297
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,625
What would you do?

1298
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:43,458
Fruit…

1299
01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:45,583
of the gods.

1300
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,958
<i>Pistache. Pistache</i> and…

1301
01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:53,875
Raspberry coulis.

1302
01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:58,583
Oh, my God, that's perfect.

1303
01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:01,333
Oh!

1304
01:21:01,916 --> 01:21:04,541
Oh, so sorry.
I didn't hear you say "corner,"

1305
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:06,458
Kumquat.

1306
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,000
Okay.

1307
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:18,750
Oh!

1308
01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:23,750
{\an8}<i>To you they crawl, body sprawl…</i>

1309
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:24,916
One minute.

1310
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,833
<i>Close call, stand tall
Doll, you make them feel so small</i>

1311
01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:29,708
What in the world are you doing?

1312
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:36,250
And three, two, one.

1313
01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:37,833
Time!

1314
01:21:37,916 --> 01:21:40,250
Very good. <i>Très bien.</i>

1315
01:21:43,041 --> 01:21:45,041
<i>Le moment de vérité.</i>

1316
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,375
"The moment of truth."

1317
01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:53,541
Hm.

1318
01:21:55,291 --> 01:21:58,000
It's everything
you've ever taught me, Chef.

1319
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,666
Enjoy.

1320
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,500
- You do me great honor.
- Thank you, Chef.

1321
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,583
Yes.

1322
01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:17,208
Soufflé pancakes with flambé kumquats,

1323
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:21,916
cream chantilly,
and ground pistachios, Chef.

1324
01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:50,666
Being a baker is about precision.

1325
01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:52,166
Consistency.

1326
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:58,583
Being a baker is not
about desperate, frantic experimentation.

1327
01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:04,625
Congratulations, young man.

1328
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,291
Me?

1329
01:23:07,375 --> 01:23:09,250
Me? What?

1330
01:23:12,791 --> 01:23:14,083
Yes!

1331
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,041
Yeah!

1332
01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:22,583
This is a joke, right?

1333
01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:25,541
This is a funny little ha-ha,
little hee-hee joke, no?

1334
01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,458
- No.
- You barely tasted that.

1335
01:23:27,541 --> 01:23:30,958
And why might that be?

1336
01:23:31,041 --> 01:23:33,208
Maybe because…

1337
01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:35,166
Uh… no.

1338
01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:37,875
It's raw?

1339
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,000
But you knew that, didn't you?

1340
01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:46,166
Did you also know
that while you're busy out there,

1341
01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:49,416
pretending to be Timothée Chalamet,

1342
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:54,125
he's been sticking pubes in tarts
and butter in freezers?

1343
01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:56,791
And you know what? Did you ever consider

1344
01:23:56,875 --> 01:24:01,833
that the girl with the dead sister might
be the one who wants to cry during sex?!

1345
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:04,958
So, sugar tits, look at me.

1346
01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:10,083
I did not leave my home
and my beautiful family

1347
01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:14,791
to waste this one wild and precious life

1348
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:19,250
working for the goddamn
Temu Gordon Ramsay.

1349
01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:20,416
You finished…

1350
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,666
fourth on <i>Top Chef</i>!

1351
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:26,916
It was third!

1352
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,333
And you can drop
the bad Lumière impression

1353
01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:33,916
because we all know
that you're from Wisconsin.

1354
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,416
And that your name…

1355
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,375
No!

1356
01:24:36,458 --> 01:24:38,333
…is Gilbert!

1357
01:24:38,416 --> 01:24:40,041
It's actually Gilbert.

1358
01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:41,708
Who's coming with me?

1359
01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,666
Who's coming with me?

1360
01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:06,916
<i>Happy birthday to me</i>

1361
01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:25,041
Surprise!

1362
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:26,041
Oh, my God.

1363
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:28,500
<i>I went full Jilly Maguire.</i>

1364
01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:30,500
You told 'em to come with you, didn't you?

1365
01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:32,333
Yeah. Yeah, I did.

1366
01:25:32,416 --> 01:25:34,000
No one came with you, did they?

1367
01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:36,791
No. No, they did not.

1368
01:25:36,875 --> 01:25:38,125
Cowards.

1369
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:41,833
Not really. Where are they
supposed to come to?

1370
01:25:42,416 --> 01:25:44,250
I have nothing built.

1371
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:46,916
I have nothing to offer anyone.

1372
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,250
Maybe this isn't who I am anymore.

1373
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:52,541
And I just need to accept it.
I need to grow up.

1374
01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:56,083
It's time to grow up.
It's time to get a job in accounting.

1375
01:25:56,166 --> 01:25:58,458
- Honey, you're not good at math.
- So bad.

1376
01:25:58,541 --> 01:26:00,125
Maybe I'm good now.

1377
01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:03,125
I haven't counted in a long time.

1378
01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:04,500
Okay. Um…

1379
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,416
We, uh, got something for you.

1380
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,250
We found it in the garage.

1381
01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:27,875
I feel like I'm letting her down.

1382
01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:29,125
Honey.

1383
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,291
You are her hero.

1384
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,041
Maybe her hero just wants to go back home.

1385
01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:38,708
Well, then your home
will be waiting for you.

1386
01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:40,291
Always.

1387
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:43,875
Sweetheart, there's, uh,
something else in there.

1388
01:26:58,916 --> 01:27:00,041
What?

1389
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:01,791
What is-- What is this?

1390
01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,000
Izzy's college fund.

1391
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:05,791
No, I'm not… I can't take that.

1392
01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,375
It's not much, but we know
she'd want you to have it.

1393
01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:13,750
You could use it to come back home,
get a new apartment,

1394
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:16,083
maybe a job in accounting.

1395
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:21,375
Or you could use it to give 'em hell.

1396
01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:22,875
What would Izzy say?

1397
01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:31,291
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

1398
01:27:41,041 --> 01:27:45,583
{\an8}<i>Always been
Told that I've got too much pride</i>

1399
01:27:45,666 --> 01:27:50,375
<i>Too independent to have you by my side</i>

1400
01:27:50,458 --> 01:27:53,166
<i>But my heart said</i>

1401
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:56,500
- No.
<i>- All of you will see</i>

1402
01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:58,500
<i>Just won't live for someone</i>

1403
01:27:58,583 --> 01:28:00,750
<i>- Until he lives for me</i>
- I suck.

1404
01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:03,375
<i>Well, now I've found you</i>

1405
01:28:03,458 --> 01:28:06,958
<i>And I'll tell you no lie</i>

1406
01:28:07,041 --> 01:28:09,958
<i>This love I've got for you…</i>

1407
01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:11,041
Oh, my God.

1408
01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:14,041
<i>- Now show me love
- Show me love</i>

1409
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:16,791
<i>Show me life</i>

1410
01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:22,000
<i>Baby, show me what it's all about</i>

1411
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:27,791
<i>You're the one that I ever needed</i>

1412
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:32,083
<i>Show me love and what it's all about</i>

1413
01:28:32,166 --> 01:28:33,333
<i>All right</i>

1414
01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:37,625
<i>Show me love, show me life</i>

1415
01:28:37,708 --> 01:28:38,625
{\an8}<i>All right</i>

1416
01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:42,791
{\an8}<i>Show me love and what it's all about</i>

1417
01:28:42,875 --> 01:28:44,291
{\an8}<i>All right</i>

1418
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:52,083
Hi, sir. Are you interested
in trying one of…

1419
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,166
Hi.

1420
01:29:06,666 --> 01:29:08,250
- Wow.
- Hi.

1421
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:09,166
Hey.

1422
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,958
Uh, can we get the Ube All Day nachos?

1423
01:29:12,041 --> 01:29:13,125
Yes.

1424
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,625
Thank you.

1425
01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:18,208
Oh, my God!

1426
01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:19,750
Shit, it's on fire!

1427
01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:30,666
So sorry.

1428
01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:34,500
I can't make your dessert nachos…

1429
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:36,125
anymore.

1430
01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:37,791
I hate you.

1431
01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,000
I'm so sorry.

1432
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,666
You've taught her to hate.

1433
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:55,958
Stupid.

1434
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,708
We're closed!

1435
01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,250
I said we're closed!

1436
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:11,000
- Zella, what are you doing here?
- Shit.

1437
01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:12,125
Short circuit?

1438
01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:15,666
I guess.

1439
01:30:15,750 --> 01:30:17,416
Probably overloaded the battery.

1440
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:19,708
Need to beef up the power system.

1441
01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:24,791
Why are you pre-making chips?
Everything needs to be served hot.

1442
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:29,791
Well, I don't have time
to make fresh chips every single order.

1443
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,291
Seems like you do.

1444
01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:33,583
Which brings me to why,
in all that's holy,

1445
01:30:33,666 --> 01:30:35,125
are you parked in the Marina?

1446
01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:38,541
The Marina's pretty,
and there's lots of joggers and--

1447
01:30:38,625 --> 01:30:42,291
Preppy tech bros and Karens
and vegan Alo clones?

1448
01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:44,708
Everyone hates the Marina.

1449
01:30:45,208 --> 01:30:46,958
The Marina hates itself.

1450
01:30:47,041 --> 01:30:48,541
It's basically LA.

1451
01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:51,166
Let's pretend this little soft opening…

1452
01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:53,291
extra soft, flaccid opening
never happened.

1453
01:30:53,375 --> 01:30:59,250
We move the truck
to our grand reopening at Hippie Hill.

1454
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:00,500
"We"?

1455
01:31:00,583 --> 01:31:02,166
You asked who was with you, right?

1456
01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,208
Yeah.

1457
01:31:05,166 --> 01:31:06,833
<i>I'm</i> with you, okay?

1458
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:11,291
I'm with you.

1459
01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:12,750
Why?

1460
01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:14,458
You're good.

1461
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,458
And so am I.

1462
01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:19,625
And if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

1463
01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:46,791
<i>When the lights go down in the city</i>

1464
01:31:47,958 --> 01:31:54,166
<i>And the sun shines on the bay</i>

1465
01:31:55,041 --> 01:32:00,916
<i>Ooh, I wanna be there in my city</i>

1466
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,208
<i>Oh</i>

1467
01:32:02,291 --> 01:32:09,125
<i>Oh, oh, oh!</i>

1468
01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:12,500
<i>Yeah, yeah!</i>

1469
01:32:16,708 --> 01:32:21,750
<i>Oh, oh, ah</i>

1470
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:29,500
<i>When the lights go down in the city</i>

1471
01:32:29,583 --> 01:32:35,708
<i>And the sun shines on the bay</i>

1472
01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:42,166
<i>Ooh, I wanna be there in my city</i>

1473
01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:44,000
<i>Oh</i>

1474
01:32:44,083 --> 01:32:49,416
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

1475
01:32:50,708 --> 01:32:56,833
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

1476
01:33:01,708 --> 01:33:03,208
- Hi.
- Jill.

1477
01:33:03,291 --> 01:33:05,458
You're home.

1478
01:33:05,541 --> 01:33:06,416
Hi, honey.

1479
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:11,625
Yeah. Okay, perfect.

1480
01:33:12,125 --> 01:33:13,208
Okay.

1481
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,166
Mm.

1482
01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:30,625
I ate. I just wanted
to come say hi to you.

1483
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:33,291
- Hi.
- Hi.

1484
01:33:35,750 --> 01:33:36,625
How are you?

1485
01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:39,375
Will you talk to me?

1486
01:33:40,166 --> 01:33:42,041
We never see you anymore.

1487
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:47,041
Wes, you spend every night at José's.

1488
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,958
- She's not at José's.
- I know that.

1489
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:53,583
- Do you know that?
- I… know that.

1490
01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:58,291
I just love José's.

1491
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,000
No one loves José's that much.

1492
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:05,500
José doesn't love José's that much.

1493
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:07,208
I love José's that much.

1494
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:13,000
Jill's doing really well. If it helps.

1495
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,833
- She got a food truck.
- How do you know?

1496
01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:18,916
Obviously, I follow her on Instagram.
She's adorable.

1497
01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:23,625
You don't ever peek?

1498
01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:28,000
I think she's had enough
of me peeking into her life.

1499
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:32,666
Yeah.

1500
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:35,958
Yeah.

1501
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:50,625
I hope she got her voicemails back.

1502
01:34:50,708 --> 01:34:51,750
What?

1503
01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:57,333
She posted about losing
all of her voicemails from Isabelle.

1504
01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:00,375
It was a while ago.

1505
01:35:00,458 --> 01:35:05,083
She was asking if anyone
knew how to recover them.

1506
01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,875
<i>Voicemails?</i>

1507
01:35:11,958 --> 01:35:14,291
They're encrypted.

1508
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,791
Probably already wiped.

1509
01:35:16,458 --> 01:35:19,541
Even if they're not,
you'd have to hack into a telecom server,

1510
01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:21,875
which is how you end up on a watch list.

1511
01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:26,625
Why don't you try getting your sales
the old-fashioned way, Wes? By selling.

1512
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,500
No, Felix, it's not for a sale, man.

1513
01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:32,833
It's for a girl.

1514
01:35:38,416 --> 01:35:40,041
And I did everything wrong.

1515
01:35:42,666 --> 01:35:44,625
But this feels like one thing…

1516
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,750
I don't know, maybe the only thing
that I can do right.

1517
01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:00,791
<i>Magic: The Gathering?</i>

1518
01:36:00,875 --> 01:36:03,125
What do you think I am? A loser?

1519
01:36:03,208 --> 01:36:07,833
That, Felix, is an Alpha Edition
Black Lotus card.

1520
01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:11,000
That's the most valuable thing I own.

1521
01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:15,208
If anyone can do this, it's you.

1522
01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:26,083
Wes!

1523
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:31,500
Maybe you should just… call her?

1524
01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:35,291
No. She wouldn't answer.

1525
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,125
Then…

1526
01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:40,833
leave her a voicemail.

1527
01:36:43,750 --> 01:36:47,125
<i>There's glitter on the floor
After the party…</i>

1528
01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:56,541
<i>Candle wax and Polaroids
On the hardwood floor…</i>

1529
01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:58,916
<i>You've reached Jill,
and you know the drill.</i>

1530
01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:02,458
Hey, Jill. Uh, it's Wes.

1531
01:37:03,833 --> 01:37:04,791
Been a minute.

1532
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:06,875
Um…

1533
01:37:08,666 --> 01:37:11,708
I saw your food truck is popping off.

1534
01:37:13,291 --> 01:37:14,750
I'm so proud of you.

1535
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:18,250
I… If I can say that. Um…

1536
01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:24,375
I just…

1537
01:37:24,458 --> 01:37:29,458
I wanted to let you know that,
uh, I got a new work number,

1538
01:37:29,541 --> 01:37:34,208
so you can continue to leave voicemails.

1539
01:37:35,875 --> 01:37:40,291
Um, I paid for the line
to the end of next year.

1540
01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:43,500
And I can extend it longer too.

1541
01:37:43,583 --> 01:37:45,750
Um, as long as you want.

1542
01:37:45,833 --> 01:37:48,791
And no one will be listening.

1543
01:37:50,416 --> 01:37:51,500
Just Izzy.

1544
01:37:52,208 --> 01:37:57,125
<i>I want your midnights…</i>

1545
01:37:57,208 --> 01:37:59,875
You probably have plans tonight, um,

1546
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:05,916
but I was thinking
of ringing in the New Year at José's.

1547
01:38:07,916 --> 01:38:12,625
You know, who needs a midnight kiss
when you can smash a taco? Am I right?

1548
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:15,125
That, um…

1549
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:19,416
Sorry, that sounded better in my head. Uh…

1550
01:38:24,083 --> 01:38:26,458
I don't even know if you're in town.

1551
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:29,458
So, um…

1552
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:35,625
Happy New Year, Jill.

1553
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:41,916
- Intervention.
- What?

1554
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,500
- Intervention!
- What are you--

1555
01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:46,083
- You stood us up! Again.
- Mm-hm!

1556
01:38:46,166 --> 01:38:49,500
No cousin of mine is spending
New Year's alone, crying to Taylor Swift.

1557
01:38:49,583 --> 01:38:51,041
I don't cry to Taylor Swift.

1558
01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:53,875
- The whole block can hear!
- They're complaining again.

1559
01:38:53,958 --> 01:38:57,083
- Okay, well, I have plans tonight, so…
- No more tacos!

1560
01:38:57,166 --> 01:38:58,041
Yes, tacos!

1561
01:38:58,125 --> 01:38:59,125
I miss the old Wes!

1562
01:38:59,208 --> 01:39:01,958
I'm sorry. The old Wes can't come
to the phone right now.

1563
01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:03,958
- Why? Oh…
- Oh, no. Don't you dare.

1564
01:39:04,041 --> 01:39:06,416
- Because he's dead.
- Get your ass in the shower!

1565
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:09,958
My God, you need a shower.
We are going to the party.

1566
01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:10,875
- No!
- Yes!

1567
01:39:10,958 --> 01:39:12,541
- No!
- Yes!

1568
01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:17,416
Okay. Very mature.

1569
01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:18,416
No!

1570
01:39:25,583 --> 01:39:27,208
I'm Postmating champagne.

1571
01:39:27,291 --> 01:39:28,500
- Very nice.
- Wait.

1572
01:39:28,583 --> 01:39:29,875
Look what you made me do!

1573
01:39:29,958 --> 01:39:34,875
<i>I was thinking
of ringing in the New Year at José's.</i>

1574
01:39:34,958 --> 01:39:40,000
<i>You know, who needs a midnight kiss
when you can smash a taco? Am I right?</i>

1575
01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:49,333
What?

1576
01:39:56,708 --> 01:39:58,458
Thirty minutes.

1577
01:39:58,541 --> 01:39:59,541
Whoo!

1578
01:40:00,750 --> 01:40:02,166
Whoo.

1579
01:40:58,041 --> 01:41:00,333
What was it about her, Wes?

1580
01:41:07,666 --> 01:41:09,500
She had no filter to speak of.

1581
01:41:09,583 --> 01:41:11,333
Hm.

1582
01:41:12,583 --> 01:41:15,666
Her cheeks were always full of food,

1583
01:41:15,750 --> 01:41:16,708
like a…

1584
01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:18,833
sexy chipmunk.

1585
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,291
And…

1586
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:27,083
- Do you guys know what a kumquat is?
- Nope.

1587
01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:29,958
A small citrus fruit
native to Southeast Asia.

1588
01:41:30,708 --> 01:41:31,708
Yeah.

1589
01:41:33,083 --> 01:41:33,958
That was weird.

1590
01:41:38,458 --> 01:41:39,375
And her laugh.

1591
01:41:40,791 --> 01:41:42,083
It was, um…

1592
01:41:47,916 --> 01:41:48,916
Yeah.

1593
01:41:50,708 --> 01:41:52,000
I <i>am</i> broken.

1594
01:41:55,333 --> 01:41:57,041
And she was the dream.

1595
01:41:57,875 --> 01:41:59,875
Have you told her that?

1596
01:42:00,666 --> 01:42:02,958
She is home for the holidays.

1597
01:42:03,041 --> 01:42:04,666
No, it's too late.

1598
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:09,958
You said it, Breeds,
like, she's not there.

1599
01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:11,791
Why would she be? She…

1600
01:42:14,541 --> 01:42:15,625
I don't deserve that.

1601
01:42:21,666 --> 01:42:26,041
Maybe sometimes life rigs things
in our favor.

1602
01:42:36,708 --> 01:42:37,666
What?

1603
01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:47,250
Oh, my God.

1604
01:42:55,708 --> 01:42:57,333
<i>Hello?</i>

1605
01:42:57,416 --> 01:43:00,208
<i>Hello? I think I have the wrong number.</i>

1606
01:43:00,291 --> 01:43:02,250
<i>I'm trying to reach my big brother, Jill,</i>

1607
01:43:02,333 --> 01:43:04,791
<i>who has an interview today.
Maybe you've heard of her?</i>

1608
01:43:04,875 --> 01:43:08,791
<i>My brother, Jill, who macked
on Colin Corwin then whupped his ass.</i>

1609
01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:13,625
<i>My brother that is the hottest,
bravest, baddest bitch on the block.</i>

1610
01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:16,041
<i>Condoms wear her for protection.</i>

1611
01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:21,666
<i>"Simba, remember who you are."</i>

1612
01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:27,541
<i>That was not my best.</i>

1613
01:43:29,750 --> 01:43:31,791
<i>I've got a good feeling
about this one, Jilly.</i>

1614
01:43:32,791 --> 01:43:35,541
<i>It's okay if you're scared.
I'm right there with you.</i>

1615
01:43:35,625 --> 01:43:36,666
<i>You feel that?</i>

1616
01:43:37,333 --> 01:43:38,791
<i>That's me, brother.</i>

1617
01:43:39,791 --> 01:43:40,833
<i>Get out there.</i>

1618
01:43:51,958 --> 01:43:54,125
This is the part where you run, Wes.

1619
01:43:57,375 --> 01:43:58,666
- Run!
- You have 15 minutes.

1620
01:43:58,750 --> 01:44:00,041
- Okay. Run?
- Now. Go.

1621
01:44:00,125 --> 01:44:01,500
- I should go?
- Yes, go.

1622
01:44:02,750 --> 01:44:05,250
<i>Don't take</i>

1623
01:44:05,333 --> 01:44:06,916
- Love you.
- Oh, there he goes.

1624
01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:09,416
<i>These beautiful things that I've got</i>

1625
01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:12,666
<i>Please stay</i>

1626
01:44:13,833 --> 01:44:16,541
<i>I want you, I need you, oh, God</i>

1627
01:44:16,625 --> 01:44:19,583
<i>Don't take</i>

1628
01:44:20,583 --> 01:44:23,250
<i>These beautiful things that I've got…</i>

1629
01:44:24,291 --> 01:44:25,958
Oh, shit! Whoa!

1630
01:44:26,041 --> 01:44:27,166
Get out of the street!

1631
01:44:27,250 --> 01:44:30,125
<i>These beautiful things that I've got</i>

1632
01:44:30,208 --> 01:44:34,416
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

1633
01:44:34,500 --> 01:44:37,041
<i>Ooh</i>

1634
01:44:37,125 --> 01:44:41,291
<i>Whoa, oh, oh</i>

1635
01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:43,875
<i>Ooh</i>

1636
01:44:43,958 --> 01:44:47,041
<i>Please stay</i>

1637
01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:51,375
Sorry!

1638
01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:54,916
Just-- Just looking for somebody.
I'll just be one second.

1639
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:57,875
<i>These beautiful things that I've got</i>

1640
01:45:14,458 --> 01:45:16,541
- Hi.
- Wait. Jill. Um…

1641
01:45:18,583 --> 01:45:20,125
I gotta tell you something.

1642
01:45:22,625 --> 01:45:23,625
I love you.

1643
01:45:25,083 --> 01:45:30,125
In a very uncool, desperate,
all-consuming kind of way.

1644
01:45:30,208 --> 01:45:32,833
But it wasn't from the moment
that I saw you.

1645
01:45:32,916 --> 01:45:35,333
It was… before then.

1646
01:45:35,416 --> 01:45:36,291
And…

1647
01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,416
I'm scared.

1648
01:45:39,500 --> 01:45:41,625
And I…

1649
01:45:42,250 --> 01:45:44,500
I don't really have
the tools for this. But…

1650
01:45:45,541 --> 01:45:48,708
you make me feel brave.

1651
01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:54,875
You make me feel everything.

1652
01:45:59,791 --> 01:46:02,041
I know that you don't need a man, Jill.

1653
01:46:04,958 --> 01:46:06,750
But I sure as hell need you.

1654
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,750
That was good. Really good.

1655
01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:24,375
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1656
01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:28,958
- I feel like Meg Ryan.
- Mm.

1657
01:46:29,041 --> 01:46:31,541
Well, then that would make me Tom--

1658
01:46:31,625 --> 01:46:33,625
Oh, sorry!

1659
01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:35,500
I told you, I said I was leaving. Okay.

1660
01:46:35,583 --> 01:46:38,083
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

1661
01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:39,083
<i>- Lo siento.</i>
- Thank you.

1662
01:46:44,541 --> 01:46:45,791
Hello.

1663
01:46:45,875 --> 01:46:47,916
Oh, sorry. Just give me one sec.

1664
01:46:48,541 --> 01:46:49,958
I'm gonna go take my break, okay?

1665
01:46:50,041 --> 01:46:51,250
- Do it up.
- Okay.

1666
01:46:51,958 --> 01:46:52,958
Next.

1667
01:46:55,750 --> 01:46:58,625
<i>Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.</i>

1668
01:46:59,375 --> 01:47:00,833
Hey, Isabelle.

1669
01:47:02,291 --> 01:47:03,416
This is Wes.

1670
01:47:06,333 --> 01:47:08,291
I wanted to ask for your blessing.

1671
01:47:09,666 --> 01:47:11,666
I'm gonna ask Jill to move in with me.

1672
01:47:13,416 --> 01:47:14,791
Or here, so…

1673
01:47:15,541 --> 01:47:20,291
I mean, I guess I'm actually
gonna ask if I can move to her.

1674
01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:22,750
Um…

1675
01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:30,541
I know that I can never replace you, but…

1676
01:47:31,916 --> 01:47:34,375
I promise to watch
every episode of <i>Top Chef.</i>

1677
01:47:35,166 --> 01:47:36,708
Even after I've seen 'em all.

1678
01:47:37,416 --> 01:47:43,333
And, yes, I promise to partake
in all the Robyn dance parties.

1679
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:47,625
I am…

1680
01:47:49,250 --> 01:47:51,000
sorry I never got to meet you.

1681
01:47:52,333 --> 01:47:54,166
I always wanted a little sister.

1682
01:47:55,333 --> 01:48:00,750
So if there's any way
that you could just, like, give me a sign.

1683
01:48:00,833 --> 01:48:02,166
Hey, Izz.

1684
01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:04,583
I'll be really quick.

1685
01:48:04,666 --> 01:48:07,958
I'll let you get back to margaritas
with Grandpa and Elvis, but I…

1686
01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:14,083
I just wanted to let you know
that this is my last voicemail.

1687
01:48:15,750 --> 01:48:18,541
And I wanted to tell you
not to worry about me, okay?

1688
01:48:20,041 --> 01:48:21,333
I'm gonna be all right.

1689
01:48:24,666 --> 01:48:25,958
This Wes kid…

1690
01:48:28,125 --> 01:48:29,875
I think he's a bird like us.

1691
01:48:31,583 --> 01:48:33,375
I mean, he can't fry an egg,

1692
01:48:33,458 --> 01:48:35,875
and he acts all cool,

1693
01:48:35,958 --> 01:48:37,958
but he's actually
a <i>Magic: The Gathering</i> nerd.

1694
01:48:40,125 --> 01:48:43,333
And he says that he can't dance.
I… I'm working on it.

1695
01:48:45,916 --> 01:48:48,750
But yeah, I just wanted to call
and say that…

1696
01:48:50,541 --> 01:48:51,375
Oh, my God.

1697
01:48:53,750 --> 01:48:56,833
Oh, my God, Izz, it's our song.
It's Robyn! It's Robyn!

1698
01:48:56,916 --> 01:48:59,750
Like a dove with a sign
that says, "Yes, Wes."

1699
01:48:59,833 --> 01:49:01,958
- It's Robyn!
- Ooh-- I gotta go.

1700
01:49:02,041 --> 01:49:04,708
It's Robyn!

1701
01:49:04,791 --> 01:49:06,708
Bitch really loves Robyn.

1702
01:49:07,291 --> 01:49:09,333
<i>Oh</i>

1703
01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:15,250
<i>I'm right over here
Why can't you see me?</i>

1704
01:49:15,333 --> 01:49:17,500
<i>Oh</i>

1705
01:49:18,291 --> 01:49:19,250
Well played.

1706
01:49:19,333 --> 01:49:21,291
<i>I'm giving it my all</i>

1707
01:49:21,375 --> 01:49:25,583
<i>But I'm not the girl
You're takin' home</i>

1708
01:49:25,666 --> 01:49:27,500
<i>Ooh</i>

1709
01:49:27,583 --> 01:49:32,666
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

1710
01:49:32,750 --> 01:49:33,833
You ready?

1711
01:49:33,916 --> 01:49:36,333
<i>Dancing on my own</i>

1712
01:49:51,958 --> 01:49:56,500
<i>So far away, but still so near</i>

1713
01:49:56,583 --> 01:50:00,291
<i>The lights go on, the music dies</i>

1714
01:50:00,375 --> 01:50:03,333
<i>But you don't see me standing here</i>

1715
01:50:03,416 --> 01:50:05,083
I love you, Isabelle.

1716
01:50:05,166 --> 01:50:08,708
<i>I just came to say goodbye</i>

1717
01:50:08,791 --> 01:50:12,833
<i>I'm in the corner
Watchin' you kiss her</i>

1718
01:50:12,916 --> 01:50:15,833
<i>Oh</i>

1719
01:50:16,500 --> 01:50:18,958
<i>I'm giving it my all</i>

1720
01:50:19,041 --> 01:50:23,208
<i>But I'm not the girl
You're takin' home</i>

1721
01:50:23,291 --> 01:50:25,208
<i>Ooh</i>

1722
01:50:25,291 --> 01:50:29,250
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

1723
01:50:29,333 --> 01:50:32,875
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

1724
01:50:33,458 --> 01:50:37,375
<i>I'm in the corner
Watchin' you kiss her</i>

1725
01:50:37,458 --> 01:50:40,041
<i>Oh</i>

1726
01:50:41,416 --> 01:50:45,250
<i>I'm right over here
Why can't you see me?</i>

1727
01:50:45,333 --> 01:50:48,250
<i>Oh</i>

1728
01:50:49,458 --> 01:50:55,791
<i>I'm giving it my all
But I'm not the girl you're takin' home</i>

1729
01:50:55,875 --> 01:50:57,625
<i>Ooh</i>

1730
01:50:57,708 --> 01:51:02,041
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

1731
01:51:02,125 --> 01:51:06,625
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>

1732
01:51:18,541 --> 01:51:22,666
<i>I keep dancing on my own</i>