1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,254 Mr. and Mrs. Smith, 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,173 thank you for taking time off work to come in. 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,467 So, what's this about, Principal Vagina? 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,052 Yeah, what is this about? 5 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,054 You're not a leaner. You don't have that in you. 6 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,723 Go sit at your desk like the outer city principal you are. 7 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,140 Morty! Summer! Stop. 8 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,559 Their latest offense had students 9 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,770 packing their gums with this. 10 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,105 This growth gives users perfect memories. 11 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,191 And there's no light way to put this, 12 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,151 the student body now do nothing 13 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:29,238 but relive their intimate achievements. 14 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,532 Yes, more! More canola oil! 15 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,368 Add to that Morty replacing himself with ninja clones, 16 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,120 Summer making toilets chant your weight when you sit, 17 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,498 and this is their third sci-fi strike this semester. 18 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:42,376 Morty and Summer are officially expelled. 19 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,795 Expelled? Can't you just suspend them with pay? 20 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,505 What has gotten into you two? 21 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,423 You're unrecognizable lately! 22 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,764 Mom gets red when she's angry. 23 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,474 Do we have any canola oil? 24 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,395 Add muting adults to the list. 25 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,730 So I wasn't having a mental breakdown. Phew! 26 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,108 Quit summoning me like this. People are gonna think I'm a genie. 27 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,443 Dad, the kids just got expelled 28 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,612 for being high-concept assholes. 29 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,284 Turning people into carrots 30 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,369 won't help you beat the genie allegations. 31 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,329 I won't dignify that with a response, Jerry, 32 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,248 but I will make you a carrot at some point. 33 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:23,917 Too much. Too much! 34 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,669 My bones were my skin and my organs were frozen 35 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,920 in the orange marrow my blood became. 36 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,589 -Oh, dear. -Kids aren't expelled. 37 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,675 They aren't expelled! A! All As! Every class! 38 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,594 Dad, this is why they're so spoiled. 39 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,887 You bail them out before they ever learn a lesson. 40 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,223 Yeah, you turned out so awesome without him. 41 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,892 Don't give Rick that much credit, he's not bailing us out, 42 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,769 he's being a lazy piece of shit. 43 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:43,854 The fuck you just say? 44 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,106 Little bitch ninja-logged me. 45 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,899 -See? -Okay, you win. 46 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,610 I heard about this sleepaway camp off-world 47 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,445 that rich people ship their spoiled kids to. 48 00:01:51,527 --> 00:01:53,155 You're sending them away? 49 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,698 Shouldn't you be handling it yourself? 50 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,199 This is me handling it. 51 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,160 You want me to find a switch? Bend 'em over? 52 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,579 -Give 'em the ol' hot seat? -I know you're being sarcastic, 53 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,456 but I don't like the excitement in your voice. 54 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,749 -Good. -Oh, whatever. 55 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,417 Keep turning your problems into carrots. 56 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,501 Beth! 57 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,669 Pack your shit. 58 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,415 This is bullshit. 59 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,292 How else are we supposed to treat our normie-ass classmates? 60 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,086 We're literally in space right now. 61 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:51,630 Yeah, why do we get punished for being better than everyone? 62 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,590 Because you aren't. I am. 63 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,675 You two are remora, 64 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,885 too fucking spoiled to know you're mooching off a shark. 65 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,178 Ugh! Whatever, bro. 66 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,847 Me and Summer have grown so much we arced onto the same page. 67 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,724 But I guess we haven't grown 68 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,686 as much as your fucking bald spot. 69 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,020 Yeah, you dumb bitch! 70 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,772 -It's pickleball-sized now. -Oh, wow. Wow! 71 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,608 Look at Beyoncé, rolling up the partition. 72 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,322 Did I make the cover? 73 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,950 I can't believe you wanted to, you fucking loser. 74 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,743 -Goddamn it! -His thirsty ass picked up 75 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:22,953 on the first ring. 76 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,790 -What are you doing? -Reminding you who the shark is. 77 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,340 Oh! Thank God. It's... over. 78 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,050 If you thought that dial was bad, 79 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,385 check out this button. 80 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,770 -On your feet, maggots! Let's go! -Move! Move! Move! Move! 81 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,939 Listen, whatever this is, I can't dig holes all summer. 82 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,858 I have gentle hands, piano player's hands! 83 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,817 Well, put those hands to work... 84 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,821 -Doin' whatever the fuck you want! -...doin' whatever the fuck you want! 85 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,656 So, just to be clear... 86 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,908 The kids took over the camp. 87 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,786 Oh. Good? 88 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,248 -You feel that? -The AC? 89 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:11,543 Beth, you know if it's over 65 degrees, I get hives. 90 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:15,255 No. This is the first time we've had the house to ourselves since... 91 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,923 I know she keeps drugs in here. 92 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,051 She's 17 and hangs out with my dad. 93 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,053 Ooh, I think I found some. 94 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:25,098 Oh, thank God. I mean, oh no. 95 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,225 Not sure what goes in what orifice. 96 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,144 This looks familiar enough. 97 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,821 Still got it. 98 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,365 Do you feel anything? 99 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,742 I mean... 100 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,702 I'm feeling... 101 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,375 Great. 102 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,544 We should steal a car! 103 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,463 Beth? Future carrot? 104 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,090 I dropped off the little freaks. You two wanna grab a drink? 105 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,635 We... we are-- 106 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,928 We aren't home! 107 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,888 What? Oh! Beth, gross. 108 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,598 Just don't reply next time. 109 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,394 How'd Summer get drugs from Japan? 110 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,022 What even is this stuff? 111 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,489 Oh man, we totally had you guys. 112 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,157 It's not a real camp anymore. 113 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,910 We campers overthrew the counselors years ago. 114 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,120 -Years ago. -Yeah, you goofy hoes! 115 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,413 We run this shit now. 116 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,207 Anything you want, we got. 117 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,167 Anything you wanna do, you do. 118 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,294 Can I fire a bazooka on a skateboard? 119 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,546 Come on, you know the answer. 120 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,964 Oh my God, I'm gonna do it. 121 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,174 So what happened to the counselors? 122 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,425 Murdered 'em. 123 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,679 -Fuck. -Oh God. 124 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,097 That's where we dump our lame. 125 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,682 Pretty sick, right? 126 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,977 Sickly... awesome. 127 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,436 Let's give 'em a tour. 128 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,147 Ow! Ow! Ow! 129 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,275 -Is he okay? -Oh God. Who gives a shit? 130 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,070 That's the amphitheater. Great place to get fucked. 131 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,198 That's the archery range. 132 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,825 Perfect place to get fucked. 133 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,326 That's the cafeteria. 134 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,036 -Super awesome place-- -We get it. 135 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,664 But where does everything else, like, come from? 136 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,959 A bunch of us have trust funds, so we just DoorDash anything we want. 137 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,587 Greek food incoming. 138 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,338 And... no tip. 139 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,424 What? I didn't see him make it. 140 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:26,177 Excuse me, Edward Merlot Hands coming through. 141 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,972 Look, you're the first kids to show up here in ages. 142 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,433 -So... -Do you two solemnly swear 143 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,435 to dedicate your life to the party? 144 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,981 -Whoop-whoop! -Yeah! 145 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,400 I'm gonna party 'til my face fucking melts off! 146 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,864 Well, I guess being high forever isn't all bad. 147 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,073 I'll lose my job 148 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,534 and try to understand Jackson Pollock paintings. 149 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,328 It was a visualization of suicide. 150 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,330 Aw, it totally was. 151 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,873 You ruined it! 152 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,332 Are we really gonna be high forever? 153 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,626 Can we Google this? 154 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,461 We can Google anything. 155 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,174 Oh, Jer Bear, look! 156 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,009 They have some version of Narcan at a pharmacy 157 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,302 the next solar system over. 158 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,720 How are we supposed to get there? 159 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,014 My dad has a way to hail space cabs in the garage. 160 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,391 -Come on. -How's this not needing him? 161 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,603 'Cause we're doing it behind his back. 162 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,358 How do these work again? 163 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,027 Like this. Watch. 164 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,278 Oh, wow. 165 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,865 Oh, that's way easier! 166 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,450 You can't back out of this deal. 167 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,911 I got a pallet full of people-sized carrots. 168 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,245 Not your problem? 169 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,789 Oh, it's about to be. 170 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,959 If we make irregular rhythms, 171 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,835 he can't hear us under there. 172 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,922 He's your dad, not the god of Arrakis. 173 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,259 All right, Zarz Dinnarz will be here 174 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:51,429 in what I'm guessing is three minutes-- 175 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,473 Oh, that was seconds. 176 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,101 Hey! For Rick? 177 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:58,520 You may enter me. 178 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,438 Okay. 179 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,483 Please sit still. 180 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,653 I have taken a form your butts desire. 181 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,365 Oh my God! This is the exact limo we took to prom. 182 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,492 Those can't be real pretzels? 183 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,244 Oh, isn't this amazing? 184 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,287 It's like we're hanging out as kids again. 185 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,249 Oh, everything's slick like a womb. 186 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,042 Oh, I need to get baby-sized. 187 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,169 If I'm born, I'll rip my mother from crack to crack! 188 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,838 Everything okay back there? 189 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,840 Do you have an umbilical cord? 190 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,259 What? Are you people high? 191 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,802 Oh, we shouldn't have done this, Beth. 192 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,554 We're too old to be this high. 193 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:34,722 Oh, sweetie, I'm right here with you. 194 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,142 You're safe. We're safe. 195 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,606 Wow. 196 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,692 It's like prom night all over again. 197 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,402 You found the right hole eventually. 198 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,570 Where's the moonroof? 199 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,406 I need to tell the universe that Beth Sanchez is the best thing 200 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,991 that's ever happened to me! 201 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,993 -Aw, Jer. -What? Please remain seated. 202 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,204 But how will the cosmos know how I feel? 203 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,125 No, no, no, no, no, no! 204 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,878 My dermis! 205 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,424 Oh my God! 206 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,103 Thank you for choosing Zarz Dinnarz. 207 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,897 Oh my gosh, is he dying? 208 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,815 No, I'm just tired. 209 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,152 I've been doing a lot of airport runs at night. 210 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,042 Bitch, move. 211 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,212 These assholes have way more stamina 212 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,713 for being assholes. 213 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:35,009 Boys... Margo's gonna blow! 214 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,931 Oh, look at that, a fart baby! 215 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,015 What the fuck?! 216 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,185 -Oh my God. -False alarm. Just another baby. 217 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,770 Get that fart baby a beer! 218 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,106 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 219 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,108 Is that kid gonna be okay? 220 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,819 Fart Baby? Yeah, man. He will be if he parties. 221 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,321 -Fart Baby party! -Dude, this has gotten out of hand. 222 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,324 Yeah, we gotta bounce before we turn into even bigger assholes. 223 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,326 What's this talk about leavin'? 224 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,829 Yeah, we're having a good time, right? 225 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,832 Kind of feels like we aren't free to go. 226 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,834 -Isn't that technically a rule? -Nah, man. 227 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,336 Besides, all that's out there is that shitty-ass town. 228 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,338 -We just need to call our grandpa. -No phone calls. 229 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,841 Okay. I'm sorry, but see, that's two rules. 230 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,343 Fuck that shit. You guys took an oath to rage, 231 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,845 and now you want to skip out on one? 232 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,848 Yeah, I'm starting to get a real lame vibe from these two. 233 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,810 And you saw the dead pile of lame people, right? 234 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,771 Oh, now look what you did. 235 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,148 Fart Baby's crying. 236 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,608 It's okay, Fart Baby. 237 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,859 They're not going anywhere. 238 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:33,943 They're gonna rage. 239 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,112 Oh, no, no. We're cool. 240 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,822 Then prove it. 241 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,707 I wish we hadn't given beer to that baby. 242 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,838 Oh, Beth, I had the strangest dream 243 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,174 we got high forever. 244 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,137 Yeah, this makes a lot more sense. 245 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,391 Honey, how long have we been here? 246 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,768 Couple days? Couple weeks? 247 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,312 This store planet has an artificial sky. 248 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,521 Jerry, look! 249 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,322 Damn it! It's in jail with the deodorant. 250 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,949 Paging associate. Please wait. 251 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,368 Okay, he's on his way. 252 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,245 Paging associate. Please wait. 253 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,665 Paging associate. Please wait. 254 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,708 Because he was a bus ride away. Right. 255 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,252 The whole planet is a mall. 256 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,212 -Paging associate. Please wait. -I hope he gets here soon. 257 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,631 -Oh my God. -Oh. 258 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,549 -He's at an airport. -Paging associate. Please wait. 259 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,843 -Connecting flight?! -I can't take this anymore! 260 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,430 Hey, stop right there! 261 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,474 -Oh! -Yes! 262 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,069 Did it work? 263 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,155 Are we un-high? 264 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,159 We have too few hearts, Jerry. 265 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,120 Too few hearts! 266 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,914 -Beth, I called Rick. -What?! 267 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,542 You have a cosmic safety net for a dad. 268 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,626 Embrace it. 269 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,295 Well, that makes me feel like a baby. 270 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,463 It's okay to be a baby sometimes. 271 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,549 I've been a baby our entire marriage. 272 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,467 But we should all get a turn. 273 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,802 Well... 274 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,470 Well, I did have fun. 275 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,555 Me too. 276 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,683 Oh, now I'm invited to hang. 277 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,563 Oh, everyone wants Grandpa's help, 278 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,065 but nobody wants Grandpa. 279 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,901 If we had a car, I'd roll the windows up. 280 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,653 Bars have phones, right? 281 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,781 Well, woo! 282 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,158 Look who came down the mountain 283 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,785 to grace us with their presence. 284 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,620 I didn't think you camp assholes 285 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,872 ever left your bubble. 286 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,248 Who gives a shit, lady? 287 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,625 This may be a literal matter of life and death. 288 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,085 Can we phone our grandfather? 289 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,129 Did not hear a "please." 290 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,630 -Bitch, oh my God! -Fine, please! 291 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,174 "Bitch"? Excuse me? 292 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,259 I don't think you can reclaim words, 293 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,511 so I don't appreciate that. One call. 294 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,513 Oh my God, thank you so much. 295 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,140 -What's his number? -Twelve. 296 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,225 Twelve? That's a phone number? 297 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,356 Grandpa Rick, you need to come get us! 298 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,857 The campers killed the guards and counselors, 299 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,692 and now they're living it up by themselves and won't let us leave, 300 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,194 and I know it seems like we've learned nothing 301 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,321 but we're done being spoiled assholes. 302 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,573 Here's the thing. 303 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,743 Rick? Hello? 304 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,706 Bye. 305 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,333 Okay, what the fuck? 306 00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:38,503 Couldn't help but hear there's a load of rich kids 307 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:42,382 up at that camp completely unsupervised. 308 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:47,011 Oh, not sure if there's a reason everyone needs to know that. 309 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,304 Oh, there is. 310 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,390 It's visiting day. 311 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,017 For our guns. 312 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,312 Am I high or are the kids in danger? 313 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,397 Both. 314 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,691 We're being punished by the universe. 315 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,944 Beth, slap me. It'll sober me up. 316 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,279 Ow! Ow! 317 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,491 Did you see how I went up and back down? 318 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,952 Dad, we need to save the kids in a way 319 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,454 where they think we're not fuckups they can just blow off. 320 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,791 Okay, okay, just give me a sec. 321 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,836 -Dad! -Am I not standing yet? 322 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,923 Why are you so dense? 323 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,429 Carry the two... 324 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,097 All right. All right. 325 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,349 Kids, ho! 326 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,062 Ow. Did it work? 327 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,441 Are you Rick? 328 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,151 Yes. 329 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:47,155 The same Rick we just pushed through? 330 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,406 Oh God. 331 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,117 Is this where the kids are? 332 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,660 I'm too fuckin' high for this. 333 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,328 We pushed you through... 334 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,665 and you came out. 335 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,754 Do you feel different? 336 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,840 I don't know. 337 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,592 Do I? 338 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,013 Okey dokey, artichokey. 339 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,682 It's ransom time. 340 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,851 We googled your parents, and I gotta tell you something, 341 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,438 you kids are some real silver spoon fucks. 342 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,565 Except for you two, you two aren't rich at all. 343 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,649 -Ouch. -Hurtful. 344 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,612 What'll be "hurtful" is if we don't get our money! 345 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,698 So you better pray Mommy and Daddy pick up the phone. 346 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,950 Yeah? Let's hit it, boys. 347 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,661 We're screwed! 348 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,372 Someone's folks will pay up, and we'll be out of here in no time. 349 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,457 You don't know that. 350 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,790 All of our parents left us here 351 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,793 'cause we're spoiled pieces of shit. 352 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,004 Maybe they aren't ever coming back. 353 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,797 Oh, thank Christ. 354 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,050 It's different. 355 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,635 Wow, it is. 356 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,179 Hey, Morty! You're here. 357 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,431 Rick, get us out of this nightmare. 358 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,100 Sure thing, Morty. 359 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,186 Morty. 360 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,146 Morty. 361 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,814 -I like that. -What the-- 362 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,273 Quit messing around. 363 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,692 Where's the portal gun? 364 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,904 I think I... I think I left it in the shopping cart. 365 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,446 -What? -Did you guys smoke 366 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,865 my High Forever? 367 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,867 Look at me. Look at me. 368 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,702 You can't get angry, Summer. 369 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,287 I gave it to you. Probably. 370 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,248 -Oh my God! -Wow. They're out of their gourds. 371 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,999 We are zooted. 372 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,792 This is why we've been acting out. 373 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,337 Because we have absolute psychos as role models. 374 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,838 You guys are bad parents. 375 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,340 Boo! 376 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,176 This version of everyone's mean. 377 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,846 You know what? That man over there is the smartest man in the universe, 378 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,473 and he always bails us out. 379 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,308 But he ain't bailing out shit right now. 380 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,601 We need to save ourselves. 381 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,853 Now put that affluenza to good use 382 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,939 and be the campers who took over this camp. 383 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,023 Great speech, Summer. 384 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,858 You think so? I tried to keep it tight. 385 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,443 No, no. It felt good. I'm fired up. 386 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,529 If we could just get to the archery shed. 387 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,905 We just need a distraction. 388 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,784 Can't believe these kids had access to bidets 389 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,952 and didn't think to use them. 390 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,412 I really hate standing guard. 391 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,497 I want to get back to powerwashing my asshole. 392 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,124 Huh? 393 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,919 Look, pal, don't know how you got here, 394 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,713 but you are clearly lost. 395 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,176 Fuckin' die, you stupid bitch. 396 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,597 Jesus Christ! He's so high he's walkin' through people! 397 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,407 Goddamn, maybe I could have just yelled 398 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,908 "Over there!" or something? 399 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,540 Let's take back this camp... again. 400 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,351 Headshot! 401 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,146 Rad. 402 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,523 Jesus! I'm saying 403 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,151 I have captured your child. 404 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,486 Be more worried! 405 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,988 Oh, that's good to hear he's still having a nice time at camp. 406 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,991 Hello? Oh my-- They-- Click? 407 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,036 Click? I'll click you! That motherfucker hung up. 408 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,625 Do not just stand there. Get him! 409 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,296 Oh God! I'm only one guy. 410 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,465 I already got hit with an arrow! 411 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,844 Why is this so triumphant? 412 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,471 -Mom! -Mom! 413 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,307 Put the bows down slowly. 414 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,643 Jerry, tell me you see that. 415 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,729 Oh, look, there's more over there. 416 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,606 What's going on? What are they doing? 417 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,691 Ow! 418 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,693 Damn it. "Look over there" would have worked. 419 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,903 All right, all right! Dial it down. 420 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,030 I'm surrendering. I know when I'm beat. 421 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,990 Fuckin' A right. See ya. 422 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,826 Whoa, guys! We won! 423 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,203 Jesus, these rich kids are nutballs. 424 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,038 See what I mean? We're the same. 425 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,665 I wouldn't go that far. 426 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,515 Won't he drown? 427 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,767 Nah, he'll be fine. 428 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,269 Might even sober him up. 429 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,147 Dad, I want you to meet Fart Baby. 430 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,606 It only drinks beer. 431 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,320 Thanks for coming to pick us up, Space Mom. 432 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,530 Yeah, yeah. No problem. 433 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,782 Let's get out of this camp that didn't work at all. 434 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,993 Is that Bill fucking Pullman? 435 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,912 Maybe this was good for all of us. 436 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,039 Maybe it will chill us all out. 437 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,125 Shut up. Don't tell your parents how to parent. 438 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,585 I want Del Taco now! 439 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,170 How long does this high even last? 440 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,047 -Forever! -That's just the name, Mom. 441 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,049 Should be normal... in a few days. 442 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,927 Summer, did they take that stuff I gave you for a rainy day? 443 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,804 Why don't you fuck us anymore? 444 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,723 Yeah! We had a good thing going. 445 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,558 Del Taco! 446 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,934 The one Dawn works at. 447 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,770 -Fucking throuple us. -Come on. 448 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,062 We're gonna see Dawn! 449 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,815 This ride is all the scared straight we need. 450 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,849 Kids these days love two things: 451 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,228 the latest trends and animals selling vices. 452 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,315 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Cool Horse." 453 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,745 Just fucking do it already! 454 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,873 The horse does seem cool. 455 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,876 Did you get any of that?