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-Showtime.
-I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.

2
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Smells like an Abercrombie
got fucked by a 7-Eleven.

3
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-Is that milk?
-[Firecracker] Heavens to Betsy!

4
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-You can join the fun.
-And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.

5
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[Hughie] You left us for dead,

6
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and now it's like nothing happened?

7
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-[grunts]
-I'll fucking kill you.

8
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-[groans]
-[Butcher] Go on.

9
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-Do it.
-Fuck Butcher.

10
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-[grunts]
-Fuck Hughie.

11
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You're just gonna drag us
all down with you.

12
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[Annie] Mom!

13
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-Annie.
-Hi.

14
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How old was I

15
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when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?

16
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[Donna] They promised that you'd have
a chance at an extraordinary life.

17
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[Annie] You told me
that Daddy left because

18
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he lost all of our savings.

19
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Was it really bad investments?

20
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Your whole Marlboro Man act,
it's fucking crap, and I--

21
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[Mother's Milk] Fort Harmony
was an Army hospital

22
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where Frederick Vought was testing the V1.

23
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If there's any more left out there,
that would be the fucking place to look.

24
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V1's ten times more potent
than today's formula.

25
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Only worked on a handful
of early Supes: you and Stormfront.

26
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-[Soldier Boy] Who is Stormfront?
-[Sage] Dr. Vought's wife Clara.

27
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I think you knew her as Liberty?

28
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We're still gonna go after
Homelander, right?

29
00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,107
[Butcher] Not without the virus.

30
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You said I was strong enough.

31
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You said I was the only one
who could stop him.

32
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I just said that
so you'd get him out of the tower.

33
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My sweet, sweet boy.

34
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[grunts fiercely]

35
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[ominous music playing]

36
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[chuckles softly]

37
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[Firecracker] Homelander?

38
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Fire...

39
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cracker.

40
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[sniffs]

41
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-What's that smell?
-Oh, it, uh,

42
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might be my new perfume line.

43
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It's General Lee's Secret.

44
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-[chuckles]
-No.

45
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That's my father.

46
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It's Soldier Boy.

47
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-Uh, I can smell him all over you.
-Right.

48
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Of course. 'Cause we was just,
uh, prepping for our interview.

49
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-Prepping?
-Mm-hmm.

50
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Uh...

51
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I need you for something.

52
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You do?

53
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I have received
the most wonderful message.

54
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Mm.

55
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I was visited...

56
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by an angel.

57
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And she foretold my destiny.

58
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Wow. Well, praise be.

59
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And what is it?

60
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God.

61
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Sir, that is wonderful.

62
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There is no higher calling
than serving the Lord.

63
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Oh. No.

64
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Not serving the Lord.

65
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Being the Lord.

66
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I am the Messiah.

67
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I'm the savior of the world.

68
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The... Messiah?

69
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Yes.

70
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Um...

71
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Congrats.

72
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-Thank you.
-[giggling nervously]

73
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I always knew I was special.

74
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I knew it.

75
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I suffered.

76
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I suffered so many hardships, and I...

77
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I couldn't understand why.

78
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But you... you...

79
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you always saw it.

80
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Didn't you?

81
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You knew all along I was special.

82
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That is why I have chosen you

83
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to spread the word of my coming.

84
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How?

85
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Well, we control the most powerful
media apparatus on Earth.

86
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Ah.

87
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Jesus would kill for our marketing. Mm.

88
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What do you say?

89
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Well, you know
I would do anything for you, sir.

90
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Thank you.

91
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[tense music playing]

92
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-[whines]
-[Butcher] Oh, here he is.

93
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Back from the dead.

94
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-[groans]
-Oh. Easy does it.

95
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Easy.

96
00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,413
Here.

97
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[grunting]

98
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[Ryan groans, shudders]

99
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It's a bit like
that Empire Strikes Back film, innit?

100
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-Uh, never saw it.
-What?

101
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-Bollocks. I showed it to you.
-No.

102
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You showed me Star Wars.

103
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And Mom never let me watch any of 'em.

104
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They're with that guy
from Regarding Henry, right?

105
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Yeah.

106
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Anyway, there's this bit, see.

107
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Young Luke hops in his spaceship,

108
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fucks off to a barney
with his old man Darth Vader.

109
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-Cops--
-Wait. Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?

110
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Yeah.

111
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It's a bit of a spoiler.
But, anyway, listen,

112
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the point is you should've waited
till we got the virus sorted.

113
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This is a war.

114
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And you're the best weapon we got.

115
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But you ain't no use to anyone

116
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if you go put yourself into a body bag
fore we put Homelander in one.

117
00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,886
At least I was brave enough to try.

118
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:06,015
Well, there's a fine line
between bravery and stupidity, son.

119
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You don't give a shit about me.

120
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Maybe you never did.

121
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Here. I'll fetch you some more water.

122
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[somber music playing]

123
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-[faucet squeaks]
-[water running]

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Fucking teenagers.

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[whines]

126
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-[♪ Method Man and Redman
sing "Da Rockwilder"]
-♪ I was gone, too ♪

127
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♪ but we roam, cellular phones ♪

128
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♪ Doc, Meth back in the flesh,
blood and bones ♪

129
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♪ Don't condone, spend bank loans
on homegrown ♪

130
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♪ Suckers break like Turbo...

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Welcome back, motherfucker.

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[song continues muffled]

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[muffled chatter]

134
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[Hughie] Thank you.

135
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-I needed that.
-Of course.

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-[song stops]
-[Hughie sighs]

137
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What was that about?

138
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-[door closes]
-Nothing.

139
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[Hughie] Oh.

140
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Check you out.

141
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-Thank you, thank you.
-[Butcher] All right.

142
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If you twats are all done
with Fashion Week,

143
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let's get to work, yeah?

144
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Frenchie, how long
till we got a dose big enough?

145
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No, there was so little virus left.

146
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It needs time to multiply.

147
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You know what they say, huh?

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Cook low and slow.

149
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How fucking long?

150
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Weeks, at least.

151
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Okay, then we should go
to Fort Harmony now.

152
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That place got shut down 80 years ago.

153
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If there's any V1 left in there,
it ain't gonna be easy to find.

154
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[Frenchie] And there is also
the small matter

155
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of the likely V'ed-up beast

156
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that spilled those Boy Scouts' innards
like a Cadbury à la crème, huh?

157
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Do I need to remind you guys
that Homelander has Stan Edgar?

158
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Odds are they're ten steps ahead.

159
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If we get the V1 first,
we save Annie, we save Kimiko,

160
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we save you.

161
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If you give a shit.

162
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If Homelander gets it, he's immortal,

163
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,173
virus is useless,
and we're fucked sideways.

164
00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:06,135
So, who wants to go to...

165
00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,178
Clearfield?

166
00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,180
Who's gonna take care of Ryan?

167
00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,141
He's gone. He legged it.

168
00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,059
Wonder whose fault that is.

169
00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,521
Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones
if I were you, mate.

170
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Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.

171
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[intriguing music playing]

172
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Right.

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Let's get cracking.

174
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[high-pitched whirring]

175
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[whooshing]

176
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[panting]

177
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Annie.

178
00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,549
Dad.

179
00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,640
Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.

180
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I'm all ears.

181
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,935
Okay, can you please stop doing that?

182
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[whooshing]

183
00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,942
[dog barking in distance]

184
00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:06,778
How did you find me?

185
00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,488
I've been looking for months.

186
00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,407
You are really good at hiding.

187
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,077
It has been 20 years, and that's the
first thing that you have to say to me?

188
00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,288
What should I say?

189
00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,457
Dad?

190
00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,253
[somber music playing]

191
00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,174
Annie, this is your brother... Mason.

192
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,927
[trembling breaths]

193
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,678
It's simple, Mr. President.

194
00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,388
You defund the public schools

195
00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,475
and give vouchers
for the Homelander Freedom Academies.

196
00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,102
You don't want kids
reading about gay penguins

197
00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,397
and becoming woke jihadis, do you?

198
00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,899
Thank you, sir.

199
00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,319
Let me be clear.

200
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,695
Nobody summons me.

201
00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,989
The last time I let
a Black woman boss me around,

202
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,366
it was Nell Carter.

203
00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:55,160
With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.

204
00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,162
B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.

205
00:08:57,246 --> 00:09:01,667
We cannot furnish your trailer
with, quote, "a big bowl of cocaine."

206
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,169
-It's in my rider.
-From 1984.

207
00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,255
I think I can have
whatever the fuck I want.

208
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,507
You're welcome to take it up
with Homelander.

209
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,717
When he gets back from Fort Harmony.

210
00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,096
Fort Harmony?

211
00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,307
Homelander and Stan Edgar
had a good heart-to-heart,

212
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:21,603
and we think there's a strong chance
of finding V1 at Fort Harmony.

213
00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:26,525
Isn't that where Dr. Vought
first injected you?

214
00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,361
It's great news.

215
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:33,907
If he finds it, Homelander will be immune
to the virus and immortal, like you.

216
00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,993
You'll get to spend eternity together.

217
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,286
Father and son.

218
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,246
Forever.

219
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,331
Mm.

220
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,501
-When did he leave?
-Hasn't left yet.

221
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:49,756
Maybe you could go with him,
show him where to look.

222
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,676
After all, who knows that place
better than you?

223
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,678
[tense music playing]

224
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,062
[door opens and closes]

225
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,652
It's weird.

226
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,446
-No birds or animals. It's like--
-[Butcher] Fucking hell.

227
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,865
Had to park on the other side
of the state, didn't you?

228
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,201
Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't
you try tying your boots, motherfucker.

229
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,578
[grunts]

230
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,621
[coughing]

231
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,417
[tense music playing]

232
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,337
Oh, fuck that.

233
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,755
[Butcher] Eh.

234
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,215
-Not really my type, son.
-Hey, how about showing a little respect?

235
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,592
[Mother's Milk] You know,
Hughie's right, Butcher.

236
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,802
You should take her out to dinner first.

237
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,096
[chuckling]

238
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,890
Ah, let's see here.

239
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,809
Based on the decomp,
these bodies have been here a while.

240
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,062
[Frenchie] Something ripped them apart.

241
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,523
Whatever killed those Boy Scouts
might still stalk these woods.

242
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,484
Let's get a move on, then.

243
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,986
Didn't come out here
to get bummed by Bigfoot.

244
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,988
[tense music playing]

245
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,790
Mmm.

246
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,625
Goddamn. This is delicious.

247
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,751
[chuckles]

248
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,419
Why'd I wait so long to try this?

249
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,962
What was I worried about?

250
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,757
Probably the highest honor
a fish can have, giving their lives to me.

251
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,220
I bet they go to little fish heaven,
with 47 virgin tuna.

252
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,972
Yo. What the fuck, bro?

253
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,057
I trusted you.

254
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,558
Oh, so now you can talk, huh?

255
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,268
You think going full method is easy?

256
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,230
Do you know how hard it's been
to not talk?

257
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,482
My most powerful instrument,
and I can't even use it.

258
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,025
But I fucking committed.

259
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:35,487
I have given everything to this role,
and you straight up fucked me over.

260
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,073
Wait, are you still butthurt
about me bringing in Stan Edgar?

261
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,366
I thought we were friends.

262
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,285
I had your back every time
people laughed at how stupid you are,

263
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:46,498
how your powers are a joke, how you're so
dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.

264
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,665
Nobody says that.

265
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:48,917
Yes, they do.

266
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,210
All the time.

267
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,295
Well, let's not make
a federal case out of this, Bro V. Wade.

268
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,589
I needed a win from Homelander.
Edgar was it.

269
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,174
It's a doggy dog world.

270
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,343
Is that what you think the phrase is?

271
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,513
Whatever.
Just... put your fucking mask back on.

272
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,015
Oh. So that's how it is, huh?

273
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,600
You better watch your fucking back.

274
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,103
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

275
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,813
Homelander's stoked about Edgar.

276
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,148
He loves me right now.

277
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,482
How long is that gonna last?

278
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,943
You really think you're more important
to him than his own father?

279
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,365
[scoffs]

280
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,202
[Ashley, muffled] Open your asshole wider.

281
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,996
-[muffled grunting and moaning]
-[thudding]

282
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,456
[indistinct, muffled shouting]

283
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,166
-[super scream]
-[loud thud]

284
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:36,047
[Bashley] Oh, man.
The view from back here was crazy.

285
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,757
You love it.

286
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,719
-Hon.
-[Oh Father] Hmm?

287
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,054
Your super scream. [chuckles]

288
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,015
We really got to get you
a stronger ball gag.

289
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,058
The way you punish my sin pit,

290
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,187
ain't no ball gag in the world
strong enough.

291
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,608
I got to say, when Sage said
I should marry you for the optics,

292
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,734
I hung up on her.

293
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,946
-But I do love busting gushers...
-Mm.

294
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,782
...all over your pathetic worm face.

295
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,284
Aw, baby.

296
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,372
[phone chiming]

297
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,832
[chuckles]

298
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,710
Ooh.

299
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,177
Oh, shoot.

300
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,014
I got to run. I forgot I have a-a meeting
with the Worship Team.

301
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,349
[Bashley] He's lying.
The church is bankrupt.

302
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,433
Wait, what?

303
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,185
-The church is bankrupt?
-What?

304
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,395
Who... Did Back Ashley tell you that?

305
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,731
After all that hot eye contact
I was giving her?

306
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,192
-That two-faced bitch.
-How do you lose money on a megachurch?

307
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,486
You bring in hundreds of millions
and don't pay taxes.

308
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,863
Attendance is down.
Donations are drying up.

309
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,532
And I'm sure
the two Gulfstreams don't help.

310
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,909
How deep in the hole are you?

311
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,496
Just, uh... 150 million.

312
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,915
Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me?

313
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,376
You were supposed to get me
a 12-point bump with evangelicals,

314
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,253
-not hauled before Congress.
-Hey.

315
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,756
What happened to how much you love
busting gushers on my face?

316
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,259
That was before you turned me
into Tammy fucking Faye.

317
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,469
This is ethics committees, subpoenas.

318
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,054
Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.

319
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,597
Well, what are we gonna do?

320
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,641
We? You tell me.

321
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,518
You're the fucking emissary of God.

322
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,353
Ma'am, you have a visitor.

323
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,480
I need y'all's help with something.

324
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,109
-[door closes]
-Dang.

325
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,403
Smells like a wet shit
in a Waffle House in here.

326
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,701
[atmospheric music playing]

327
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,411
[Butcher] Any sign of super cunt?

328
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,371
Could already be inside.

329
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,834
Well, let's find out.

330
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,254
[Kimiko] What's wrong?

331
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,755
Annie.

332
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,675
She'll come back.

333
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,885
No. I almost died.

334
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,305
But she made it all about her
and she took off.

335
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,432
I mean, last year,
I got bad-touched by a shape-shifter,

336
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,642
and she still found a way
to make it about her.

337
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,894
She can be such a fucking bitch.

338
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,735
[exhales sharply] Uh...
Jesus, sorry, I-I didn't mean

339
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,695
for that to come out so harsh.

340
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,451
[suspenseful music playing]

341
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,587
[Butcher] Fucking hell.

342
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,755
Fuck happened here?

343
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,549
[Frenchie] Our V'd-up beast enjoyed

344
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,468
an amuse-bouche, perhaps?

345
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,013
Well, explains why
we didn't hear no animals.

346
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,723
I said that ten minutes ago.

347
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,790
Hi. Kathy.

348
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,667
I have always wanted...

349
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,086
It's nice to finally meet you.

350
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,253
So, you knew about this?

351
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,090
[Annie] You know what's funny?

352
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,842
I must have asked you, like,
a hundred times to go to Voughtland,

353
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,220
but you always said the roller coasters
would make you nauseous.

354
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,429
[Kathy] He said that?

355
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,348
Couldn't get him off that thing.

356
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,397
How's your mom?

357
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,650
She's okay.
She's in hiding, but she's okay.

358
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,486
You're a cop?

359
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,570
Deputy.

360
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,117
Deputy. Thought you were working
for, um, the telephone company.

361
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,077
When's the last time you saw a pay phone?

362
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,914
So, does that mean
you're rounding up Starlighters?

363
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,958
You mean terrorists?

364
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,210
-Mason.
-[Mason] Sorry, am I being rude?

365
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,212
We're all good with serving tea
to the Supe serial killer

366
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,131
-in our living room?
-That's enough.

367
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,051
You know what?

368
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,553
I'm sorry.

369
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,347
I'm sorry, I've put you guys in danger
just by being here.

370
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,851
You were right keeping me a secret.

371
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,436
I'll just go.

372
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,729
Annie, wait.

373
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,773
I'm making a stroganoff.

374
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,483
Well, it's Hamburger Helper,
but... [laughs softly]

375
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,484
Have dinner with us?

376
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,445
Wash your clothes, take a shower.

377
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,199
No offense, but you could use one.

378
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,953
This is insane.

379
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,667
Really? We're getting fucking Mendo
for lunch again?

380
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,627
Baja Green Goddess
with Impossible Chorizo.

381
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,297
[Worm] Yeah, can someone
make a run to Home Depot

382
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,340
and get me some organic peat moss soil?

383
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,010
-Three pounds? Thank you.
-[Firecracker] All right, y'all.

384
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,428
Let's keep it going.

385
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,597
Blue sky day. No bad ideas.

386
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,975
Just got to sell Homelander
as our Lord and savior is all.

387
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,395
All right, I first thought theater, but
what if he performed a miracle on live TV?

388
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,482
He could part the Red Sea and send
some refugees back where they came from.

389
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,983
[Courtenay] Oh,
you couldn't do it live, though.

390
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,401
We'd have to VFX the entire thing.

391
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,819
Right, this is a "yes and" room.

392
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,071
Oh, yes, and you're an idiot.

393
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,534
Okay. Uh, the bad version is
he turns water into wine.

394
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,162
[Courtenay] Playing a quick game
of opposites here, what if...

395
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,623
it was something not fucking terrible?

396
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,501
Like, what if Homelander

397
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,920
flew into all the major holy sites
in the world?

398
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,963
Let the people meet their new god

399
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,507
-in person, huh?
-[Firecracker] Mm.

400
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,759
Selfies with God.

401
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:16,721
Pitching off of that, we could put him
on a throne on the Temple Mount.

402
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,973
That is your poster right there. Amen.

403
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,227
-[Courtenay] Mm-hmm.
-This is amazing.

404
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,439
And for the record,
Homelander is 100% God,

405
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,983
-um, but won't some people say he's not?
-[Oh Father clears throat]

406
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,696
Uh, a Homelander church
would bring in Homelander box office.

407
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,032
We prayed to God for help. He's answering.

408
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,118
Looks like Firecrotch has a point.

409
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,120
-Excuse me?
-The other Firecrotch.

410
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,581
-Madam Vice President.
-Because according to the snap poll here,

411
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,958
only 22% of Americans

412
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,252
would even accept Homelander
as their one true God,

413
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,337
making a real uphill battle to get him

414
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,214
into the 70s,
which is where he'd need to be.

415
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,717
[Worm] You know, I'd say
it's all about numbers with you suits,

416
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,803
but Vought Plus never releases any.

417
00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:01,057
Look, what we need to do is tell a story.

418
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,603
Who here has read Joseph Campbell?

419
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,771
-[Courtenay] Jesus Christ.
-What?

420
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,065
No wonder the Lamplighter:
Light of Justice finale

421
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,942
got a D-minus on A.V. Club.

422
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:15,738
Okay, I had to service 14 main characters
and cross over a bunch of assholes

423
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,699
from the Avenging Squad prequel.

424
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,868
You try and make a good finale
out of that.

425
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,744
[Courtenay] The problem is,
we are trying to sell

426
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,747
a product that no one is asking for.

427
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,834
Like New Coke.
Right? Everybody already loves Jesus.

428
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,961
They want to eat right out of his asshole.

429
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,629
[intriguing music playing]

430
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,215
Figuratively speaking, of course.

431
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,592
Jesus was a great man.

432
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,385
-Yeah.
-[Firecracker] The things he preached,

433
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,971
turning the other cheek and...

434
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,806
taking in foreigners...

435
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,018
...caring for the poor...

436
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,105
...that shit don't sell no more.

437
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:54,986
No, what we need is
a church that preaches American.

438
00:19:55,069 --> 00:20:00,366
America is God's government,
and we are his chosen people.

439
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:04,746
Manifest Destiny,
from sea to shining sea and shit.

440
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,165
[ominous music playing]

441
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:11,961
With a real American hero as our savior.

442
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,426
The Democratic Church...

443
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,387
...of America.

444
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,224
[music distorts, slows to a stop]

445
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,559
You heard the numbers.

446
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,021
The public won't accept it if we come out
and call Homelander "God."

447
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,690
I know what to call him.

448
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,657
Orson Welles wore a cape
to cover his fat ass.

449
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,825
Well, we could still fly
the rest of the way.

450
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,078
I told you,
you're not fucking carrying me.

451
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,621
All right.

452
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,085
Oh, my God.

453
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,755
What a couple of uggos.

454
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,134
What changed your mind?

455
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,805
Yesterday, you told me
you wouldn't help me.

456
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,893
Firecracker said you looked up to me.

457
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,813
Guess you're not a complete idiot.

458
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,899
I never said that.

459
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,609
You want my help or not?

460
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,448
The other day,
when Clara Vought's name came up,

461
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,534
I got the impression you knew her.

462
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,912
I fucked her once or twice. That's all.

463
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,417
-What?
-You did?

464
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,335
Uh...

465
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,922
Then, uh, I guess we're related
in more ways than one.

466
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,552
Where is she?

467
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,222
Dead. Suicide.

468
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,515
Horseshit.

469
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,517
She'd never off herself.

470
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,269
Yeah, well, she did.

471
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,355
Did you see a body?

472
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,451
[opening and closing drawers]

473
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,292
Hey.

474
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,210
I found something.

475
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,921
Blueprints.

476
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,966
Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways
and rooms underground.

477
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,051
[Kimiko] There's the lab.

478
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,844
If the V1 is here,
that's where it should be.

479
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,805
Blueprints? Oh, fucking magic.

480
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,974
If the V1's here,
it ought to be in the lab.

481
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,893
I just said that. Are you ever
gonna fucking listen to me?

482
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,562
Yeah, as soon as you say something
worth listening to, luv.

483
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:36,814
Why do you have to be such an asshole?

484
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:38,733
Oh, finally twigged now, have you?

485
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:42,445
No, you remind me every day.
Oh, real Father of the Year,

486
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,072
getting Ryan to fight
your battles for you.

487
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,075
Says the twat who turned his dad into
a fucking zombie and then killed him.

488
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,702
Okay, you know what? It's not just Ryan.

489
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,662
-Look what you did to M.M.
-The fuck did he do to me?

490
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,831
He dragged you down in the shit with him,
and the worst part,

491
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,583
you let him do it, you fucking pussy.

492
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,627
Everyone, s'il vous plaît.

493
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,462
-[Butcher] "Pussy"?
-Something is wrong here.

494
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,089
This fucking nonce
just called you a pussy.

495
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,507
You gonna let him get away with that?

496
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,092
[Mother's Milk] Want me
to put you in the fucking dirt?

497
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:07,011
Yeah, fucking do it, M.
Do it. Fucking do it.

498
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,429
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

499
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:11,641
-Hey. That's enough.
-None of you ever listen to me.

500
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,975
I listen to you.

501
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,811
You get jealous
whenever I talk to anyone else.

502
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,854
I don't need you
to translate for me anymore.

503
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,272
I'm not your fucking pet.

504
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,608
Nah, but he liked you better
when you were a dumb animal.

505
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,401
Hey, stop!

506
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,154
Can you not see there is something strange
about this place?

507
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,365
We need to focus.

508
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,367
V1. Huh?

509
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,286
[ominous music playing]

510
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,788
Allons-y.

511
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,590
[hip-hop music playing loudly in distance]

512
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,092
[water shuts off]

513
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,510
Mason!

514
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,807
[Rick taking deep breaths]

515
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,725
Sorry about him. He's... [sighs]

516
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,061
[Annie] It's okay. I used to be his age.

517
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,063
I saw the sign out front.

518
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,649
"In this house, we believe in Homelander"?

519
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,068
New boss at the department
made everybody put 'em up.

520
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,737
We answer to a Supe named Livewire now.

521
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,949
I don't round up Starlighters, by the way.

522
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,868
When that order comes in, I catch the flu.

523
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,452
And the other deputies?

524
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,372
They think that Starlighters
are coming for their kids.

525
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,332
But that's a lie that Vought sells.

526
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,794
-I know that.
-Then why don't you say anything?

527
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,671
The last guy that spoke up disappeared,

528
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,382
middle of the night,
with his wife and kids.

529
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,637
I'm not proud of it, Annie,
but I have a family to protect.

530
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,893
I came here to get, you know, some answers

531
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,605
and some closure
before time runs out, but...

532
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,939
Not what you expected?

533
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,483
You could say that.

534
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,988
After you left, I told myself that,

535
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,990
you know, you just...
you didn't want kids,

536
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,119
but maybe you just didn't want me.

537
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,457
[sighs]

538
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,293
Have a seat.

539
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,454
This movie was shit.

540
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,706
I did consider asking you
for my money back.

541
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,585
I didn't always approve
of the choices you made,

542
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,754
but I was always proud of you.

543
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,383
Maybe even more proud when you quit.

544
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,514
Why did you leave?

545
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,725
[sighs]

546
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,561
The first time I saw your mother
was on a church mission.

547
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,230
El Salvador.

548
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,108
We were young. [chuckles]

549
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,526
Wanted to save the world.

550
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,823
We were so happy when you came along.

551
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:18,411
And your mom was dead certain
that giving you V was...

552
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,996
gonna give you a better life.

553
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:24,125
Better than a pay phone repairman
could give you.

554
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,962
She asked me, "Do you know how
we can really change the world?

555
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,380
Raise a superhero."

556
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,258
So, you-you got on board?

557
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:38,431
Until she started telling you
you were chosen by God.

558
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,351
And th-the thing is, you believed it.

559
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,479
And then she believed it, and I just...

560
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:51,319
[sighs] I couldn't keep
lying to you, so I left.

561
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,279
-You never even reached out.
-To do what?

562
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,239
Shatter your dreams? Keep lying to you?

563
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,283
I'd have taken either.

564
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,577
I needed you.

565
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,376
If I could go back
and change things, I would.

566
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,048
I should have been there for you.

567
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,466
Should have stood up for you.

568
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:18,429
I'm sorry I left, Annie.

569
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:22,308
It runs in the family, I guess.

570
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,728
-What do you mean?
-I flipped out the other day,

571
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,438
and I ditched someone I really love.

572
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,817
It's like he's, um...
it's like he's my heart

573
00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:35,237
walking on the outside,
and if they got to him,

574
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,947
-I couldn't--
-Annie.

575
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:40,242
The people we love aren't a weakness.

576
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,787
They're the reason that we fight.

577
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:52,463
[hip-hop music playing loudly in distance]

578
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,131
[sighs]

579
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,050
Hey, is it all right if I talk to him?

580
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,761
Of course. Uh, j-just...

581
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,221
knock first.

582
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,432
I learned that lesson the hard way.

583
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,525
[tense, atmospheric music playing]

584
00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:17,613
Yeah. The lab is this way.

585
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,950
Whoa.

586
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,411
[Butcher] Fucking hell.

587
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,287
They've been here a minute, haven't they?

588
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,416
Decades.

589
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,170
Hunters.

590
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,672
Look at their knives.

591
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,926
These men, they killed each other.

592
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:42,805
What if there is a monster here
but it's us?

593
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,098
What the fuck are you on about, Frenchie?

594
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,808
Toxoplasmosis.

595
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,936
It's a parasite in cat shit.
It can infect humans.

596
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,272
Makes them react with explosive anger.

597
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,898
You think we ate cat shit?

598
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,443
Ate? No. [stammers]

599
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:59,321
If the V1 spilled into the groundwater,
it could mutate th-the plants.

600
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,532
Their spores fills us with rage,

601
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,993
we murder each other, and voilà...

602
00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,454
...we're plant food for these vines.

603
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,416
Okay, so like The Last of Us?

604
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,128
No, that is just The Walking Dead
with mushrooms.

605
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,257
The dead campers,
the animals, these hunters.

606
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,886
Surely, you all see
how strangely you've been acting.

607
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,680
Us? I've seen you blow cocaine
up your dick hole.

608
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,141
[Frenchie] Wait. You have a point.

609
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,435
The copious amount of drugs
I've taken for decades

610
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,228
has surely altered my brain chemistry.

611
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,439
That's why I'm not affected.

612
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,357
Guess being a junkie
was good for something after all.

613
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,318
[Mother's Milk laughs]

614
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,361
Romeo and fucking Juliet.

615
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,990
You two survive this war,
I give you six months, tops.

616
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,328
[Butcher] Well fucking well.

617
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,547
[sighs]

618
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,299
Let's fucking go.

619
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:05,221
[Frenchie]
Wh-Wh... Wh-Where are you going?

620
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,680
To top those cunts.

621
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,057
You'll get us killed, you fucking idiots.

622
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,976
Neither of you are thinking straight.

623
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,187
Get that fucking gun
out of my face, Frenchie.

624
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,147
That ain't gonna do shit to me, sonny.

625
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:16,607
No, but I will.

626
00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:20,152
Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you,
then kill us.

627
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:23,364
Then, if there's any V1 here,
it's Homelander's.

628
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,866
Does that make your family safe?

629
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,327
Is that the revenge you seek?

630
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,830
Does that make things right for Becca?

631
00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:33,499
[sniffles]

632
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:35,834
Fine.

633
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,545
[sighs]

634
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,009
We must hurry
before we tear each other apart.

635
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,595
Or the Supes do.

636
00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,307
So, what's the plan? God!

637
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,976
-Ugh!
-The fuck, Frenchie?

638
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,436
It's deer urine.
Hunters use it to attract prey,

639
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,273
but we will use it
to hide our scent from Homelander.

640
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,900
You spray that shit on me,
and I'll rip your fucking head off.

641
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:04,822
I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss
to save our asses.

642
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,368
It's just science, bro.

643
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:12,162
When you jizz,
masculine vitality leaves your body.

644
00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:14,331
Got to hold that shit in, right, Noir?

645
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,334
Right, Noir?

646
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:19,378
[soundboard] Fu-fu-fu-fuck you.

647
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,505
Looks like you hit
the wrong button there, broseph.

648
00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,841
[soundboard] B-B-Bitch says what?

649
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,718
-What?
-[knocking on door]

650
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,136
[Mason] What?

651
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,138
[hip-hop music playing quietly]

652
00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:33,601
I just want to talk.

653
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,105
-Wow.
-[Mason] Your picture was never up there.

654
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,273
Yeah, good.

655
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:45,613
Good. I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good.

656
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:46,989
I don't put traitors on my wall.

657
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,782
Okay, you know...

658
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:51,285
what they say about me, none of it's true.

659
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:53,829
Do you mean the part
that you blew your way into The Seven

660
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,040
or that you're a terrorist
who traffics children?

661
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:59,460
So that's, like, a hard no
on getting into the back of my van?

662
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,922
Hey, look, Mason,

663
00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:06,216
you go to school at Homelander Academy

664
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,304
and you come home and you watch
thousands of TikToks every day.

665
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,765
How is the truth
supposed to compete with that?

666
00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:14,558
Whatever.

667
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,560
You're, like, the FBI's Most Wanted.

668
00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:20,230
Oh, okay. Well, like it or not,
the FBI's Most Wanted is your sister,

669
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:24,568
so you can keep being an asshole about it
or, you know, we can also talk about it.

670
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,445
Is there a third option?

671
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,576
[Annie] Let me guess.

672
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:36,830
Chocolate cream-filled
every Thursday morning, right?

673
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,500
Dad used to take me before school.

674
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:43,545
[sighs] It's one of the things
I miss the most, actually.

675
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,508
I think he was just taking me
as his beard.

676
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:51,762
Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.

677
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:53,555
[laughs softly]

678
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,935
[tense, atmospheric music playing]

679
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:06,026
[wind howling]

680
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,245
[Frenchie] Okay, it's not here.

681
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,622
Fuck this and fuck you and fuck me.

682
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:20,457
This is a goddam waste of time.

683
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:25,879
[Mother's Milk] Butcher.

684
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,507
Take a look.

685
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,884
Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.

686
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,011
Not too long ago, neither.

687
00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:35,723
They punched 80 years of rust
right off the safe.

688
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,643
Now, how many Supes do we know
that can punch this hard?

689
00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:41,353
A dozen. Maybe more.

690
00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:43,981
[Kimiko] What is it?

691
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,401
-Heroin.
-[Kimiko] Heroin.

692
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,862
-Of course you would fucking know that.
-[Hughie laughs]

693
00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:53,615
Huh. So...

694
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,993
a punch like a bleeding sledgehammer

695
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,328
and a taste for fucking smack.

696
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:00,998
Bombsight.

697
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,042
[Frenchie] No one has seen
Bombsight for decades.

698
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,461
He's likely dead.

699
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,879
What if he's not, asshole?

700
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:10,424
He'd be about the only other cunt
that would know this shit was here.

701
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:12,967
[Hughie] You mean Bombsight
from Soldier Boy's first team?

702
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,512
Wouldn't he have already been
shot up with V1? What's he need more for?

703
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,895
[Rick] Hey, Ed.

704
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,480
-Everything all right?
-[Ed] Yeah,

705
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,482
I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.

706
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,818
This is gonna sound crazy.
Is Starlight in there?

707
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,320
I'm s... I'm sorry, what?

708
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,654
I got a call from Mason.

709
00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,908
But it's a joke, right?

710
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,534
Tell me it's a joke.

711
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:39,620
[quiet, tense music playing]

712
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,626
She's my daughter.

713
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:46,835
Your daughter?

714
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,254
[whispers] Jesus Christ.
Can't he ever fucking lie?

715
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,507
I've known you 20 years, and y-you never--

716
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,550
-I should have told you.
-She's a serial killer.

717
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:56,344
She's not. I promise you.

718
00:34:57,054 --> 00:35:01,016
I'm begging you,
get back in your cruiser and let this go.

719
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,770
Are you crazy?
I am not dying in a prison camp over this.

720
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,063
I got to take her in.

721
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,441
You need to step aside right now.

722
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,401
Please, Ed, just take a breath.

723
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:13,070
[trembling breaths]

724
00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,656
-Hands up right now.
-[Annie] I don't think so.

725
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:16,865
Walk away.

726
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,076
-[whirring]
-[electrical buzzing]

727
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,119
-Ed, put it down.
-I said now.

728
00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:22,746
-Walk away.
-[Ed] No.

729
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,665
-You're under arrest.
-[Rick] Ed, relax.

730
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:25,958
-Everybody, please, just--
-[Ed] I'm warning you.

731
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,459
I said walk away.

732
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:29,878
Would the both of you fucking stop!

733
00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,006
[whirring and electrical buzzing fade]

734
00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:37,135
I-I'm sorry, I just...

735
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,930
Ed, we sit next to each other
in church every Sunday.

736
00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:43,433
After Pam died, you ate dinner here
for how many months?

737
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,352
Yeah, and you lied to my face
the whole time.

738
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,187
[Rick] I know you're scared.
I'm scared, too.

739
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:48,897
But what Vought's been making us do,

740
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,733
pulling people out of their homes,
our neighbors,

741
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,151
and sending them to...

742
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,529
God knows where.

743
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:56,864
You know it's wrong.

744
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,411
Annie's my daughter, and I love her.

745
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,454
I should've stood up for her
a long time ago.

746
00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:06,665
She's not what they say she is.

747
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,500
She's a good person, Ed.

748
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:10,794
And if good people stop trying
to do the right thing,

749
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,422
then what the hell chance do we have?

750
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,429
She better be gone in an hour,

751
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,849
or I swear to God,
I'm coming back with Livewire,

752
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,018
I'm hauling you both in.

753
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,395
Thanks. Thank you.

754
00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:30,397
[door opens]

755
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:32,566
[door closes]

756
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,611
[tense, atmospheric music playing]

757
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,281
[sniffing]

758
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,450
Smells like deer piss.

759
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,328
[Soldier Boy] The last time I was here,
I was fresh off the front lines,

760
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,747
still picking Nazi brains out of my hair.

761
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,958
And only the best of the best
got selected for Dr. Vought's trials.

762
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:52,377
-Mm-hmm.
-Not soft little hog chompers.

763
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:56,131
Of course.
No, I forgot how tough you were.

764
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,051
Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.

765
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,136
I mean, your cock's
as useless as your cape.

766
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,680
What's the point of being famous
if you're not getting your dick wet?

767
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,933
Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet

768
00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,602
when I pulled it out of Stormfront
and wiped it on her fucking chin.

769
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,112
Ooh, look. More uggos.

770
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,491
Friends of yours?

771
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,789
-[device beeps]
-[Mother's Milk] Oh, shit.

772
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,750
They're right above us.

773
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,168
We best get the fuck out of here.

774
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,337
-Come on.
-Hey. Hey. What about the V1?

775
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,215
If Bombsight has the V1,
then it saves us from having to torch it.

776
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,300
What are you talking about?

777
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,469
Who's "us"?

778
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:44,638
[ominous music playing]

779
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,264
[Butcher] What?

780
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,809
You think the world
needs more immortal cunts, do you?

781
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,645
[Hughie] We need it
to save Annie and Kimiko.

782
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:54,022
You've been planning this
this whole time, haven't you?

783
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,066
Shh. Homelander will hear us.

784
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:59,111
And you, you've just been
going along with it again.

785
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,737
We can't take the risk, Hughie.

786
00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:02,906
And if she has to be
collateral damage so that

787
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:06,243
Homelander dies and my daughter lives,
we ain't got no fucking choice.

788
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,120
Oh, easy for you to say.
It won't fucking kill you.

789
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,329
[Butcher] Well, at least he knows

790
00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:11,790
when to keep his gob shut
and do as he's fucking told.

791
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,000
-[Frenchie] Shh!
-Excuse me?

792
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,293
No, no, no. We don't have time for this.
We need to find a way out now.

793
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,670
Want to know a little secret, Butcher?

794
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,172
I cheered when I found out
that you were dying,

795
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,591
'cause at least we'd finally be done
with your miserable ass.

796
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:23,135
You know, I used to say to these guys,

797
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:26,304
"Don't give up on Butcher.
There's good in him fighting to get out."

798
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:29,891
I was wrong. If there was anything
human in there, it's dead.

799
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:34,062
Underneath that chestful of octo-cocks,
you are just a fucking monster.

800
00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:35,856
Well, maybe I like it better that way.

801
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:38,233
That parasite's not just in you.
It is you.

802
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,401
You're the cancer.

803
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,777
Lower your voices.

804
00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:43,321
[Hughie] You are just as bad
as Homelander, maybe worse.

805
00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,365
And I'm not gonna let you
drag us all down with you.

806
00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:46,658
And what you gonna do about it?

807
00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:49,077
-I'll fucking kill you.
-No, stop!

808
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:50,912
[Hughie choking]

809
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,789
-[Frenchie] Kimiko!
-[grunting]

810
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:53,957
Please.

811
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,625
Calm down.

812
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,297
I told you I'm not your pet.

813
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,506
I'm done following your commands.

814
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,635
Kimiko.

815
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:06,553
Hey.

816
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,268
Come on, M.M.
I mean, if Butcher will let you.

817
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,644
[grunting]

818
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:17,314
[exciting music playing]

819
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,194
Everybody, please stop!

820
00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:43,548
Oi! Where do you think you're going?

821
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,094
Mon coeur. Hey.

822
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,721
Don't.

823
00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:53,475
[Homelander chuckling softly]

824
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,310
Tough guy, my ass.

825
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,563
-What?
-You, your whole bit.

826
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,441
This whole "guts and glory" thing.

827
00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:02,859
What a fucking joke.

828
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:04,903
I read your classified file.

829
00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:07,948
Your brother won a Silver Star
for bravery at Anzio,

830
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:13,245
and that's what made you beg your father
to buy you a spot in Dr. Vought's trials.

831
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:18,917
Because it killed you to see your brother
dripping in all that glory,

832
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,922
making you look all the more feeble
in comparison.

833
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,924
You don't know shit about me.

834
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,218
Really?

835
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:32,013
I know that when they tried
to inject you with the V,

836
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:36,143
you were so fucking petrified
that they had to strap you to the table.

837
00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:38,103
And you pissed yourself,

838
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,355
crying for your mommy

839
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:45,068
like the whiny, spoiled little rich boy
that you are.

840
00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:49,865
They gave you the world,
and you, you deserve nothing.

841
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,450
[sighs] Oh, Christ.

842
00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:54,744
What's this shithole now?

843
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,789
What are you doing?

844
00:40:57,873 --> 00:41:00,250
[deep metallic creaking]

845
00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,671
Oh, well done.

846
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,381
I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.

847
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,258
Maybe. Maybe not.

848
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,512
It's enriched uranium.

849
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,557
They'd stick us Supes in there
to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.

850
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,767
Now, for a normal joe,
they'd be dead in minutes,

851
00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:20,187
but for you, it's a stomach flu.

852
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,730
Good luck, though,

853
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:25,358
getting out of a Supe-proof cell
while you're bleeding out of your ass.

854
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,485
-[grunts]
-[whooshing]

855
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,037
Where are you going?

856
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,208
I'm gonna go destroy any V1 that I find,
you Triple Crown cock jockey.

857
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,710
-Why?
-You don't get it, do you?

858
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,922
How much I can't fucking stand you.

859
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,757
[dramatic music playing]

860
00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:55,013
[panting]

861
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,098
[suspenseful music playing]

862
00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:18,912
[grunts]

863
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,378
Mon Dieu.

864
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:31,341
[singsongy] Hughie.

865
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,763
Come on, son.

866
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:39,140
Come and have a go.

867
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,518
[distant retching]

868
00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,270
[coughing]

869
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,398
[breathing gruffly]

870
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,651
[whooshing]

871
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,736
[groans]

872
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,905
[laughs]

873
00:42:54,948 --> 00:42:55,949
[sighs]

874
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:57,450
[laughing]

875
00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:01,955
Oh, if only the world could see you now.

876
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,083
Not so fucking super, are you?

877
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,378
You, uh... you got a bit of...

878
00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:10,297
[coughs]

879
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,469
Did your dad put you in time-out?

880
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,680
Ooh. That's got to sting,

881
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:22,976
knowing he'd rather spend eternity
all alone than with the likes of you.

882
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,855
What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue?

883
00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,358
Will wonders ever cease?

884
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,068
-[lighter clicks open]
-[Butcher chuckles]

885
00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:33,945
Tell me something.

886
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,156
[lighter clicks shut]

887
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,993
If you do get the juice in you,
you think that makes you a god, don't you?

888
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:45,373
Seems like I know you
pretty well after all.

889
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,668
Which is why I know
that even if you had a billion twats

890
00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:52,505
gargling your bollocks
and singing hosanna,

891
00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,424
you still wouldn't be happy.

892
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:57,802
'Cause deep down, you're just a weak,

893
00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:01,139
thin-skinned, needy little boy.

894
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,434
You beat the shit out of your own son.

895
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,064
Don't get weaker than that.

896
00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,525
[laughs softly]

897
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,528
[groans]

898
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:21,076
Ryan is alive.

899
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,161
Because he's strong.

900
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,288
'Cause he's my son.

901
00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:26,956
The son of God.

902
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,042
You ain't no god.

903
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:32,712
How's about I go fetch the virus,
and then we'll watch you

904
00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:35,006
shit your fucking spine out?

905
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,179
You don't have it, do you?

906
00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:45,433
The virus.

907
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,690
Don't I?

908
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:56,319
No, you don't.

909
00:44:56,403 --> 00:44:58,488
You would have used it by now.

910
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:00,740
[coughing]

911
00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:03,743
[Homelander laughing]

912
00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:06,871
You have no way to stop me, do you?

913
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,456
Oh, William.

914
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:11,251
You have no idea what you're up against.

915
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:14,712
You can't intervene.

916
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,841
I will get the V1,

917
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:21,803
and when I do, I'm gonna flay you alive.

918
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:26,099
You, Starlight, all the nonbelievers.

919
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:31,646
You're all gonna fucking drown
in your own blood.

920
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,567
I promise you, before I die...

921
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,613
...I'll fucking have you.

922
00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:43,616
You're all fucking paste!

923
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,952
I can take what's mine,

924
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:49,372
and that makes
this whole fucking shit ball

925
00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:52,625
my birthright!

926
00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:54,419
My destiny!

927
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:56,504
[panting]

928
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:07,682
[metal creaking]

929
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,560
[tense music playing]

930
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,618
Fucker!

931
00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,413
Shit.

932
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:42,717
[grunting and groaning]

933
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,429
[gun clicks]

934
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,687
-[Kimiko shouts]
-[Hughie screams, whimpers]

935
00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:13,206
[Hughie grunts]

936
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,336
[grunts]

937
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,885
Damn. Shit.

938
00:47:27,804 --> 00:47:30,223
-[ominous music playing]
-[door opens]

939
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,106
[Soldier Boy] Shit.

940
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,399
Fuck.

941
00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:41,859
[gun clicking]

942
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:43,695
[gasps]

943
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,281
[blows raspberry]

944
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,782
The fu...

945
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,701
[exciting music playing]

946
00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:50,910
Hey!

947
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:10,471
My God.

948
00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,390
[slow, wheezing breaths]

949
00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:14,601
[quiet, tense music playing]

950
00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,479
Quinn.

951
00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:20,607
You knew this man?

952
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:25,987
You were in Dr. Vought's trials together.

953
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:28,865
Figures this would be you.

954
00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:31,284
You ugly piece of shit.

955
00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:32,493
Oh, you hated me.

956
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:36,914
Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.

957
00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:39,375
Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?

958
00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:40,668
[Soldier Boy chuckles]

959
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,213
You still fucking hate me, don't you?

960
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:46,215
This creature is nothing but hate.

961
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,134
He makes us hate.

962
00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:50,470
He's the cause of all of this.

963
00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:52,430
Listen to me.

964
00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:56,643
You are the only one who can end it.
Put a stop to his misery.

965
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,937
Put him out of his misery?
No, no. God, no.

966
00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:01,356
No, I like him like this.

967
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,193
Oh, fuck you, bitch!

968
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:09,697
Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?

969
00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,699
Fuck you. Fuck you!

970
00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,159
'Cause I still got it.

971
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,536
I got all of it. I fucking won!

972
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,416
[screaming]

973
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,544
If you won't kill him, all of us will die.

974
00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:33,262
I know why Quinn hates you.

975
00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,389
Oh, is that right?

976
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:37,100
Because he sees you
for what you really are.

977
00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:39,060
He was a real soldier.

978
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,521
You were just a boy playing dress-up.

979
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:45,191
But you got to be the hero
while he got to be this.

980
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,276
Now, where's the justice in that?

981
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,779
-It should be you up there.
-Shut up.

982
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:50,905
It should be your pain.

983
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,865
-[grunts, strains]
-[metal creaking]

984
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:55,660
You are nothing but a coward.

985
00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:57,412
I said shut your fucking mouth!

986
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,746
[straining]

987
00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:00,540
[shouting]

988
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,004
[whooshing]

989
00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:09,048
[rumbling]

990
00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:14,929
[panting]

991
00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:17,640
Hughie?

992
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,936
I'm-I'm sorry.

993
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:24,147
[blade clangs on floor]

994
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,523
Yeah.

995
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:29,152
Me, too.

996
00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,699
[somber music playing]

997
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,918
[sighs]

998
00:50:49,464 --> 00:50:50,590
[grunts]

999
00:50:51,591 --> 00:50:53,384
[groaning]

1000
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,854
[Soldier Boy] Fuck. I'm sorry.

1001
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:07,023
I'm so fucking sorry.

1002
00:51:37,512 --> 00:51:39,555
-[♪ Lou Bega sings "Mambo No. 5"]
-♪ Trumpet, a little bit of Monica ♪

1003
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,265
♪ in my life ♪

1004
00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:43,893
♪ A little bit of Erica by my side ♪

1005
00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:46,646
♪ A little bit of Rita's all I need ♪

1006
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,357
♪ A little bit of Tina's what I see ♪

1007
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,068
♪ A little bit of Sandra in the sun ♪

1008
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:55,238
♪ A little bit of Mary all night long ♪♪

1009
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,281
[Annie] Well...

1010
00:51:58,241 --> 00:52:01,661
That was the best stroganoff
I have ever had.

1011
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:03,246
[Kathy] It definitely wasn't,

1012
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,832
-but that's kind of you.
-[chuckles]

1013
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:10,503
You have something you want to say?

1014
00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:11,796
Sorry.

1015
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,632
You want to try that again?

1016
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,134
[sighs] I'm sorry.

1017
00:52:17,218 --> 00:52:19,512
[Rick] Good.
But you're grounded till you're 20.

1018
00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:21,472
Mm, more like 30.

1019
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,851
I hope we see each other again.

1020
00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,186
Me, too.

1021
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:35,736
[Rick] Annie?

1022
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,655
Don't make the same mistake I did.

1023
00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:41,659
Don't give up on the people you love,
all right?

1024
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,411
[wistful music playing]

1025
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,495
[chuckles softly]

1026
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,500
[clears throat]

1027
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:00,636
[sighs]

1028
00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:05,141
[gasping breaths]

1029
00:53:10,313 --> 00:53:12,315
[heavy thudding]

1030
00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:20,573
[tense, atmospheric music playing]

1031
00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:24,243
[groaning]

1032
00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,208
[breathing heavily]

1033
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,088
[shouts]

1034
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:47,767
[whirring]

1035
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:56,817
The V1 wasn't here.

1036
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:06,410
Were you...

1037
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,246
Were you crying?

1038
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,044
Just fucking do it already.

1039
00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:18,381
[somber music playing]

1040
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,483
[gasps softly]

1041
00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:42,363
[door closes]

1042
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:49,912
Thank you.

1043
00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:52,957
We wouldn't have made it out
if you hadn't stepped up.

1044
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:57,503
Oh. Yeah, well, taking charge...

1045
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,673
...was the most horrible thing
I've ever done.

1046
00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:03,134
Never let me do it again. Never.

1047
00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:09,598
I'm sorry I called you
a feckless junkie man-whore.

1048
00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,561
I don't remember you calling me that.

1049
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,230
I didn't? I thought I did.

1050
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,983
You're not wrong.

1051
00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:22,486
I was, once.

1052
00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:24,697
But I am clean now.

1053
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:28,117
And I can be whatever you need.

1054
00:55:29,118 --> 00:55:31,746
[soft, atmospheric music playing]

1055
00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:35,458
I don't want to change you.

1056
00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,128
It's that...

1057
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,174
...I'm trying to change myself.

1058
00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:46,802
The reason I can speak now, it's...

1059
00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:49,930
it's because I did so much work
to let go of my...

1060
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,515
chaos.

1061
00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:54,310
The thing is...

1062
00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:56,812
...you love chaos.

1063
00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:58,314
You thrive in it.

1064
00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,607
Which is fine, but...

1065
00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,110
...I can't go back to that.

1066
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,034
So, where does that leave us?

1067
00:56:19,627 --> 00:56:20,961
[groans]

1068
00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:22,922
-[whirring]
-[electrical buzzing]

1069
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,173
[loud thud]

1070
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,855
I'm sorry.

1071
00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:41,565
I shouldn't have left you.
I should've been here.

1072
00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:45,069
Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't.

1073
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,320
Super good day to miss.

1074
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:51,575
-[speaks Russian over video]
-[device clicking over video]

1075
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,661
[clears throat over video]

1076
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,746
[Russian chatter continues over video]

1077
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,086
[Butcher] Listen, mate.

1078
00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:04,880
-That shite I said...
-Hey.

1079
00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:06,632
Don't tell me you didn't mean it, a'ight?

1080
00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:09,552
'Cause I sure as hell meant
every fucking word I said.

1081
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,262
So, we got a problem?

1082
00:57:16,225 --> 00:57:17,810
[chuckles]

1083
00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,019
We cool, man.

1084
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:20,437
We cool.

1085
00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:29,446
What are you doing?

1086
00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:30,990
Just thinking.

1087
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:34,326
Well, the shit show is on.

1088
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:35,411
[button clicks]

1089
00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:37,454
[singer over video] ♪ From sea ♪

1090
00:57:37,538 --> 00:57:41,500
♪ to shining ♪

1091
00:57:41,584 --> 00:57:44,420
[full choir] ♪ sea ♪

1092
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:48,132
♪ America ♪♪

1093
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:51,218
-[cheering and applause]
-Yes! Yes!

1094
00:57:55,514 --> 00:57:56,974
Brothers and sisters.

1095
00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:58,767
[cheering]

1096
00:57:58,851 --> 00:58:02,229
Brothers and sisters,
we are truly, truly fortunate

1097
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,106
to bear witness on this day.

1098
00:58:04,190 --> 00:58:07,026
-[congregation murmuring]
-Because today...

1099
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,862
is the greatest day
in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.

1100
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,448
-Can I get an amen?
-[congregation] Amen!

1101
00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:15,951
I mean, I love all this, love,

1102
00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:18,329
but don't you believe in Jesus
or whatever?

1103
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:20,164
I did.

1104
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:21,582
Now I believe in Homelander.

1105
00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,334
-[Bashley] She's lying.
-No shit.

1106
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,461
-Excuse me?
-[laughs softly]

1107
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:27,087
[congregation murmuring]

1108
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:29,965
But today, brothers and sisters, today,

1109
00:58:30,049 --> 00:58:33,177
we set America back on its true course.

1110
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,845
[cheering and applause]

1111
00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:37,097
Starting today, brothers and sisters,

1112
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:42,603
we commit ourselves
to a divine rebranding.

1113
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:46,440
We will be patriots of faith.

1114
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:50,527
We will fulfill
our Founding Fathers' dream.

1115
00:58:50,611 --> 00:58:55,491
Today, starting today,
Samaritan's Embrace becomes

1116
00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:58,827
the Democratic Church of America.

1117
00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:01,747
[cheering and applause]

1118
00:59:02,957 --> 00:59:06,961
And here, to share his holy plan
for our new church,

1119
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,921
he is not just a man...

1120
00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:11,090
[congregation murmuring]

1121
00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:14,593
...he's not just a super man...

1122
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:24,144
...he is the Prophet of the Lord!

1123
00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:26,105
[applause]

1124
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:30,109
He is the Prophet of America!

1125
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:33,946
He is the Prophet Homelander!

1126
00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:38,158
[cheering]

1127
00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:54,383
[congregation chanting] Homelander!
Homelander! Homelander!

1128
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:56,260
Homelander! Home--

1129
01:00:01,307 --> 01:00:02,474
[gasps]

1130
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:07,980
[church organ playing
"America the Beautiful"]

1131
01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:36,050
♪ ♪

1132
01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:06,080
♪ ♪

1133
01:01:28,102 --> 01:01:30,104
♪ ♪

1134
01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:58,257
♪ ♪

