1 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:47,068 Wake up. Wake up. 2 00:00:51,197 --> 00:00:52,198 [groans] 3 00:01:03,459 --> 00:01:04,376 Where am I? 4 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:06,879 Why am I naked? 5 00:01:07,838 --> 00:01:09,090 Where are my clothes? 6 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:10,508 Oh. 7 00:01:11,926 --> 00:01:14,970 They got ruined when you ripped out of them. 8 00:01:15,846 --> 00:01:17,056 You'll get used to it. 9 00:01:17,807 --> 00:01:19,016 Used to what? 10 00:01:20,518 --> 00:01:21,685 Who are you people? 11 00:01:21,769 --> 00:01:23,896 Dude, it's me, Randall. 12 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:25,231 I'm your RA. 13 00:01:25,314 --> 00:01:27,274 I know that! I meant them! 14 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,529 Oh, this is Hamish and Lilith. 15 00:01:31,987 --> 00:01:33,823 And together, we are... 16 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:36,200 the Knights of Saint Christopher! 17 00:01:36,283 --> 00:01:38,327 Guys, I thought we were gonna say that together. 18 00:01:38,828 --> 00:01:39,870 And that's what? 19 00:01:41,622 --> 00:01:42,540 Improv troupe? 20 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:46,585 -We are a sacred brotherhood. -A gender neutral collective. 21 00:01:47,461 --> 00:01:50,214 Anointed to fight dark magic with the power-- 22 00:01:50,297 --> 00:01:52,341 Dude! We're werewolves! 23 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,219 And now, so are you. 24 00:02:02,059 --> 00:02:03,018 Oh. 25 00:02:03,102 --> 00:02:05,354 -[laughs] -[laughs] 26 00:02:05,437 --> 00:02:08,315 Yeah, I get it. Townie wanted to join a secret society, 27 00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:10,025 so let's make him think they-- 28 00:02:10,943 --> 00:02:12,278 [vomits] 29 00:02:15,698 --> 00:02:18,909 Yeah, you ate a deer last night. 30 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,121 This isn't happening. 31 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:26,458 -This is not happening. -Oh, it's happening. 32 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:29,837 The spirit of Silverback chose you as his champion. 33 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,755 He bound to you, and you transformed. 34 00:02:32,256 --> 00:02:33,591 Transformed into what? 35 00:02:34,091 --> 00:02:34,967 A werewolf. 36 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:36,302 Dude... 37 00:02:37,261 --> 00:02:39,430 try to keep up. I told them you were smart. 38 00:02:39,638 --> 00:02:42,641 Silverback's been dormant for 50 years and he picks this dumb-ass? 39 00:02:43,017 --> 00:02:44,268 [Randall] Jack's the real deal. 40 00:02:44,351 --> 00:02:47,354 Every time I got close to that golem, he was there. 41 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:49,857 You saw me fight Clay and you didn't help me? 42 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,692 You were that thing in the graveyard. 43 00:02:52,109 --> 00:02:54,028 -You almost killed me. -Welcome to the club! 44 00:02:54,111 --> 00:02:54,945 No! 45 00:02:55,613 --> 00:02:58,115 I am not going to be a werewolf. 46 00:02:58,824 --> 00:03:00,659 Too late. You already are. 47 00:03:00,743 --> 00:03:03,329 Look, no, it wasn't a full moon last night. 48 00:03:03,412 --> 00:03:04,330 Not a thing. 49 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:07,625 -What about silver bullets? -Ah, duh. Because it's a bullet. 50 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:10,377 Take it back. Un-werewolf me. 51 00:03:10,461 --> 00:03:13,672 Once you're selected, you're a champion until the day you die. 52 00:03:13,756 --> 00:03:16,967 So, just say the oath and get on with it. I have class in an hour. 53 00:03:17,051 --> 00:03:18,510 What oath? 54 00:03:18,594 --> 00:03:21,222 "I give my life to the cause." 55 00:03:23,515 --> 00:03:25,851 Fuck this and fuck you. 56 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,355 Hey! 57 00:03:29,813 --> 00:03:32,066 -That was my robe! -He'll come around. 58 00:03:32,149 --> 00:03:33,234 And if he doesn't? 59 00:03:34,151 --> 00:03:35,152 We kill him. 60 00:03:48,165 --> 00:03:51,585 [sharp ringing noise] 61 00:03:53,212 --> 00:03:54,964 [groans] 62 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:59,593 -[sharp whisting noise] -[groans] 63 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:09,979 [man's voice] The Respondeo Incantation. 64 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:13,357 Interesting choice. 65 00:04:14,108 --> 00:04:17,111 Given the number of people affected, 66 00:04:17,194 --> 00:04:20,322 I thought it made the most sense. 67 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:22,908 Unless, of course, you preferred something else? 68 00:04:22,992 --> 00:04:25,786 No, no, it's some solid incantation. 69 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:27,788 Reliable. 70 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,749 I'll admit, creating a large-scale memory shift 71 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,835 isn't as straightforward as it used to be. 72 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:34,753 Well, that's where Twitter comes in. 73 00:04:35,671 --> 00:04:38,173 I love your new profile picture, by the way. 74 00:04:39,425 --> 00:04:42,594 Will you be returning to Manhattan soon? 75 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,597 I have some business that'll keep me in town for a while. 76 00:04:46,682 --> 00:04:48,142 I may need to borrow your temple. 77 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:50,102 I'll give it back, I promise. 78 00:04:50,185 --> 00:04:51,353 [laughs] 79 00:04:51,437 --> 00:04:54,523 It is at your disposal, as am I. 80 00:04:54,606 --> 00:04:58,193 In that case, maybe we should throw a little soirée. 81 00:04:58,527 --> 00:05:00,529 I'd love to meet the up-and-comers. 82 00:05:01,238 --> 00:05:03,657 Maybe I can help put this whole golem thing behind us. 83 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,577 I'll put something together. 84 00:05:07,661 --> 00:05:09,163 Will there be anything else? 85 00:05:09,997 --> 00:05:11,874 That kid that killed the golem... 86 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,002 he failed the selection process. 87 00:05:15,627 --> 00:05:16,503 He did. 88 00:05:16,795 --> 00:05:18,505 Why did he still have his memory? 89 00:05:19,631 --> 00:05:23,302 The Medicum claims she made a mistake with the powder. 90 00:05:25,054 --> 00:05:25,888 Do you believe her? 91 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:32,186 Alyssa Drake is one of our brightest. 92 00:05:33,395 --> 00:05:35,314 She's way too smart to drop the ball like that. 93 00:05:36,565 --> 00:05:37,983 Make sure she's at the party. 94 00:05:43,697 --> 00:05:44,948 [door closes] 95 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:55,918 Are you seeing this? 96 00:06:14,603 --> 00:06:15,979 It wasn't a bike accident. 97 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:47,719 Holy shit. 98 00:06:55,144 --> 00:06:56,228 Holy shit. 99 00:06:58,647 --> 00:07:01,483 [woman's voice] Better get used to it. Magic can get pretty sticky. 100 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:04,111 What happened here? 101 00:07:05,904 --> 00:07:09,575 [woman's voice] This looks like a respondeo incantation. 102 00:07:12,786 --> 00:07:14,371 This is nothing. 103 00:07:14,872 --> 00:07:17,166 I had to scrub goat intestines from the ceiling 104 00:07:17,249 --> 00:07:19,251 the first time I cleaned up in here. 105 00:07:19,501 --> 00:07:20,669 We have to clean this? 106 00:07:21,587 --> 00:07:22,421 No. 107 00:07:22,754 --> 00:07:23,922 "We" don't. 108 00:07:25,507 --> 00:07:29,344 Welcome to The Order, Acolyte. Cleaning supplies are in the closet. 109 00:07:31,763 --> 00:07:32,973 Amir's shrine, 110 00:07:34,141 --> 00:07:37,269 it changed because of this Respondeo Incantation, didn't it? 111 00:07:38,562 --> 00:07:40,939 Maybe tutoring you won't be so bad after all. 112 00:07:41,773 --> 00:07:43,942 -A tutor? -Every Acolyte gets one. 113 00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:46,069 You got stuck with me for some reason. 114 00:07:46,987 --> 00:07:48,113 Just lucky, I guess. 115 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,283 Freshmen don't get lucky with me. 116 00:07:53,577 --> 00:07:55,454 And make sure you're thorough. 117 00:07:55,537 --> 00:07:57,789 One speck of blood could ruin the next incantation. 118 00:07:57,873 --> 00:08:00,292 I have an Ethics class, but I can be back around one-- 119 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:01,710 Now, Acolyte. 120 00:08:17,184 --> 00:08:18,560 Whoa! 121 00:08:18,644 --> 00:08:20,062 -Watch it. -Sorry, Professor. 122 00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:21,730 It's all good, Mary Anne. 123 00:08:22,898 --> 00:08:24,608 You've never heard of Gilligan's Island? 124 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,818 I weep for your generation. 125 00:08:27,444 --> 00:08:28,612 Just give me your essay. 126 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:32,157 Right. The essay that I was supposed to hand in today. 127 00:08:32,658 --> 00:08:35,661 -Which obviously isn't finished. -Any chance I could get an extension? 128 00:08:35,744 --> 00:08:38,288 Apologies to favors in less than a minute. That's impressive. 129 00:08:38,372 --> 00:08:41,458 I'm almost done, it's just that my roommate has gone missing. 130 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:44,336 -Did he say missing roommate? -Shit. Yes. 131 00:08:45,337 --> 00:08:47,673 -He did! -[lady] Missing roommate. 132 00:08:47,756 --> 00:08:49,633 -Missing roommate. -I've got... 133 00:08:49,883 --> 00:08:50,968 dead roommate. 134 00:08:51,051 --> 00:08:54,012 Well, that doesn't count. If you can see the corpse, it's not missing. 135 00:08:54,596 --> 00:08:57,182 Ah! Missing roommate! Bingo! 136 00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,434 You owe me $20. Pay up, sucker. 137 00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:00,602 I'll catch you later. 138 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:03,438 You play bingo with our excuses? 139 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,732 Isn't that a little unethical? 140 00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:09,152 I have a PhD and you're a freshman. But, no, go ahead, school me on the ethics. 141 00:09:09,236 --> 00:09:12,114 Unethical would be me telling you that my next pop quiz 142 00:09:12,197 --> 00:09:14,783 is going to be on manipulative themes in Macbeth. 143 00:09:16,535 --> 00:09:19,162 -Is it? -I don't know. Is it? 144 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:23,250 Careful, Jack. I know that smile. Pure evil. 145 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:26,920 Shall we retire to the ATM in the cafeteria? 146 00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:28,046 Yes. 147 00:09:30,507 --> 00:09:31,675 What about my extension? 148 00:09:32,426 --> 00:09:34,678 Yeah, sure. Anybody desperate enough to use 149 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:36,805 "the missing roommate" excuse must need a break. 150 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,390 You're such a push-over. 151 00:09:38,515 --> 00:09:41,059 Hey, just remember this next time you're trolling Rate-My-Prof. 152 00:10:17,638 --> 00:10:20,307 -[female voice] Oh, over here. -[female voice] Excuse me. Thank you. 153 00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:29,900 [glass chinks] 154 00:10:30,817 --> 00:10:32,819 Dude. This is bullshit. 155 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:36,698 -You've never bussed tables before? -Do we look like people who buss tables? 156 00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:38,075 Do I look like you? 157 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:41,286 If it makes you feel any better, I had to scrub the entire temple, top to bottom. 158 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:42,454 [girl] Yes, it does. 159 00:10:42,829 --> 00:10:46,458 Brandon, hey, I've got another couple of loads for you. And if you don't mind, 160 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:48,627 use a little fabric softener this time. 161 00:10:51,171 --> 00:10:52,964 Kyle is making me do his laundry. 162 00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:55,676 Does he make you bring him tacos at 2a.m.? 163 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:59,304 Then answers the door in full Weinstein mode? 'Cause that's what Jonas does. 164 00:10:59,638 --> 00:11:00,847 [Brandon] What a dick. 165 00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:03,600 Jonas is an insult to dicks. 166 00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:06,019 So, who'd you get stuck with? 167 00:11:07,646 --> 00:11:08,480 Alyssa. 168 00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:12,109 Oh, that's fair. 169 00:11:12,192 --> 00:11:14,069 -Want to trade? -Not a chance. 170 00:11:14,736 --> 00:11:17,072 We're supposed to be learning magic, not bartending. 171 00:11:17,155 --> 00:11:18,615 Maybe they're teaching us patience. 172 00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:21,952 I am very patient, just ask my roommate, who's still alive, 173 00:11:22,035 --> 00:11:24,121 even though she insists on invading my personal space. 174 00:11:24,329 --> 00:11:27,624 -Of course you'd go straight to murder. -It's not murder, it's feminism. 175 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,751 Look, I know it sucks, but... 176 00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:32,546 if we just work hard and keep our head down and-- 177 00:11:32,629 --> 00:11:33,755 Don't fuck up. 178 00:11:35,173 --> 00:11:37,217 [glass chinks] 179 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:39,177 Oh boy. Here we go. 180 00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:44,015 [Vera] Tonight, we have a very special guest in our presence. 181 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:48,270 An alumni, former Temple Magus of this chapter, 182 00:11:48,353 --> 00:11:50,230 and our current Grand Magus. 183 00:11:50,313 --> 00:11:52,983 Our very own, Edward Coventry. 184 00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:55,652 -[applause] -Thank you. 185 00:11:55,819 --> 00:11:59,448 [applause] 186 00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:03,243 I told Vera, no speeches. 187 00:12:03,368 --> 00:12:04,369 [laughs] 188 00:12:05,203 --> 00:12:06,705 Magic. [sighs] 189 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:07,873 Can you believe it? 190 00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:10,917 Sometimes, I can't. 191 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:14,546 You know... 192 00:12:15,589 --> 00:12:19,301 I'm so jealous of our new recruits. 193 00:12:19,468 --> 00:12:20,552 You're about 194 00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:24,598 to start the biggest adventure of your lives. 195 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,021 Part of me wishes that I could be there with you 196 00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:33,398 when your first simple spell is a success. 197 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,484 [restrained chuckles] 198 00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:37,110 Incendetur. 199 00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:38,028 [clicks fingers] 200 00:12:38,111 --> 00:12:43,617 [faint ringing starts] 201 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,785 Then there's that moment... 202 00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:46,536 [ringing gets louder] 203 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,954 when you realize 204 00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:49,122 [straining sound] 205 00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,082 that with practice... 206 00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:53,585 dedication... 207 00:12:53,668 --> 00:12:55,837 [straining sound] 208 00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:57,005 [Edward] commitment... 209 00:12:57,088 --> 00:13:00,509 [faint ringing] 210 00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:01,927 [sound of flames] 211 00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:09,059 Fiats aurum. 212 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:13,063 ringing increases 213 00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:15,106 ...anything is possible. 214 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:16,858 [gasps] 215 00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:23,031 [applause] 216 00:13:23,114 --> 00:13:26,535 [applause] 217 00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:28,161 There's one every year. 218 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,247 [laughter] 219 00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:37,712 [door bangs] 220 00:13:37,921 --> 00:13:39,256 [man's voice] I know that look. 221 00:13:40,131 --> 00:13:43,134 Life's pretty hectic until you learn to control the wolf. 222 00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:45,387 Hectic is not the word I would use. 223 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:47,764 How the hell did you get in here anyway? 224 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,099 Poof! Magic. 225 00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:51,518 I would have heard that damn ringing. 226 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,854 You've already made that connection? Sweet. 227 00:13:54,563 --> 00:13:56,982 I thought I was having a stroke the first time it happened. 228 00:13:57,065 --> 00:13:59,192 Why the hell does it keep trying to make me change? 229 00:13:59,276 --> 00:14:02,571 It's not the ringing, it's Silverback driving the change. 230 00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:04,990 He hears that sound, he'll try to get out. 231 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,491 I need him to stop trying so hard. 232 00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:09,494 'Cause I almost transformed during an incantation tonight. 233 00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:12,956 Dude! You got into The Order? Why didn't you tell me? 234 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,000 Because it's a secret society. 235 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,294 This is great! Now we can't kill you! 236 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:20,964 -Why would you want to kill me? -No, I'm saying I don't want to kill you. 237 00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:23,967 If you're a double agent, maybe Hamish and Lilith won't either. 238 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:25,135 Why do they want to kill me? 239 00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:28,305 -Because you won't say the oath. -That seems extreme. 240 00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,932 Werewolves. This is awesome. You'll be our guy on the inside. 241 00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:32,058 Randall, hey. 242 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:33,727 You can't tell them. 243 00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,438 It's either that, or Lilith rips your heart out. 244 00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:37,981 I'm trying to save your life. 245 00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:41,359 And I'm trying to come to terms with this. I need some time. 246 00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,111 And my heart. 247 00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:46,239 I'll do what I can. 248 00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:48,825 But they won't wait forever. 249 00:14:52,245 --> 00:14:53,747 [door bangs] 250 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:54,831 [sighs] 251 00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:00,211 [man's voice] Lead into gold? Big deal. 252 00:15:00,587 --> 00:15:02,213 You know, I can totally do that. 253 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,591 -Sure, you could. -What? 254 00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:07,385 It's a simple transformation spell. That's it. 255 00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:09,846 Okay. Switch it back to lead. 256 00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:18,146 You know, I would, but I've been drinking, so... 257 00:15:21,024 --> 00:15:22,901 Do you think we'll ever be that powerful? 258 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,361 [Vera] Oh, yes. 259 00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:28,698 With a little luck, a lot of hard work, anything is possible. 260 00:15:28,907 --> 00:15:32,202 Miss Drake, the Grand Magus would like to have a word with you. 261 00:15:32,744 --> 00:15:33,578 Me? 262 00:15:33,662 --> 00:15:34,496 Mm-hm. 263 00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:35,789 Did he say why? 264 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,334 You just deal with that. 265 00:15:40,752 --> 00:15:42,754 [laughing] 266 00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:45,173 Are you fucking kidding me? 267 00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:48,677 -Oh, that's good. -Yum-num-num. 268 00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:54,516 Am I in trouble? 269 00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:57,185 What makes you say that? 270 00:15:57,936 --> 00:16:00,897 Just because I don't know why I'm here. 271 00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:04,484 Well, then... maybe you're in trouble. 272 00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:06,528 [man's voice] Vera... 273 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,613 stop tormenting her. 274 00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:10,907 Alyssa Drake. 275 00:16:13,284 --> 00:16:14,244 It's a pleasure. 276 00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:18,957 Your hand. 277 00:16:19,582 --> 00:16:21,376 -It's healed. -I know. 278 00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:22,836 Cool, right? 279 00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:25,338 I've heard so much about you. 280 00:16:25,422 --> 00:16:26,673 All good, I hope. 281 00:16:27,215 --> 00:16:28,800 Let's say I'm intrigued. 282 00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:33,388 Meet me in the temple tomorrow afternoon. I have an interesting assignment for you. 283 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:37,642 I'd be honored. 284 00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:39,853 Edward, please. 285 00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:43,523 You may go now, Miss Drake. 286 00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:48,611 [door opens] 287 00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:51,614 She is only a Medicum 288 00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:53,742 and a sophomore. 289 00:16:53,825 --> 00:16:56,369 You know there's an empty seat on the Gnostic Council. 290 00:16:56,453 --> 00:16:59,706 Yes, Margaret left quite a void. 291 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:01,708 And quite a mess. 292 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:03,209 I think you should take it. 293 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,587 We could do great things together. 294 00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:10,050 I'm not sure that I'm the best choice. 295 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,968 Which makes you the perfect choice. 296 00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:15,764 You always put The Order before your own needs. 297 00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:19,434 -I'll think about it. -That's all I ask. 298 00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:23,480 [door opens] 299 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,316 [door closes] 300 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:31,905 [door bangs] 301 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:36,618 What is a Medicum doing here? 302 00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:39,996 [Edward] Okay! 303 00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:44,250 Vera says that you're the ones with the most potential. 304 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,795 Potential 305 00:17:47,295 --> 00:17:48,838 will get you into the door, 306 00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:51,174 but it will not guarantee you a seat 307 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:52,675 at the table. 308 00:17:54,094 --> 00:17:55,845 This obsidian block 309 00:17:56,221 --> 00:18:00,141 is estimated to be between 1,500 and 2,000 years old. 310 00:18:01,392 --> 00:18:02,560 But spoiler alert. 311 00:18:03,144 --> 00:18:04,771 This is no ordinary... 312 00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:06,106 [pings] 313 00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:07,107 hunk of rock. 314 00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:10,026 [muted breathing] 315 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,199 [bursts] 316 00:18:17,408 --> 00:18:21,496 [Edward] Something is inside this obsidian that people don't want others to have. 317 00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:24,874 I want you to reverse engineer 318 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,669 the magic protecting this stone. 319 00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:32,006 DELEATUR? 320 00:18:34,425 --> 00:18:35,260 Magus? 321 00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:38,805 With your permission? 322 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,442 Deleatur! 323 00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:52,485 [booms] 324 00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:54,112 [sounds rise up] 325 00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:56,364 Ah! Ow. Ow. 326 00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:59,117 [gasps] 327 00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:01,578 You know how to heal that? 328 00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:05,665 Right. My driver will take you to the hospital. 329 00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:10,587 Now you know what you're dealing with, impress me. 330 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:11,504 Alyssa. 331 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:13,965 Make sure the temple gets a proper cleansing. 332 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:15,633 At once, Magus. 333 00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,928 -Now we know why she's here. -[laughs] 334 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:25,894 [door bangs] 335 00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:34,027 Ladies and gentlemen, the late Jack Morton. 336 00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:36,571 I know. I know. I'm sorry. 337 00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,364 I needed to get some studying in. 338 00:19:39,699 --> 00:19:40,533 Okay. 339 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,660 What you got on Coventry? 340 00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:47,457 Ritual murders? Infant cannibalism? Please say it's infant cannibalism. 341 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,000 Well, he drinks Mezcal neat 342 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,502 and talks like he's launching a new smart phone. 343 00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:54,130 Wha-- That's it? 344 00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,549 Pops, I am a nothing burger. 345 00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,594 Layers and layers of people above me. 346 00:19:59,928 --> 00:20:02,639 I killed a golem and I all I got was an "attaboy." 347 00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:05,183 You've got to get on this if we're gonna blow this thing open. 348 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,018 Hey, I told you, no bomb threats. 349 00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:08,811 It's a metaphor, sport. 350 00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:11,022 And my new plan. 351 00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:13,942 We're going to expose Coventry, The Order, 352 00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:16,903 -the whole Megillah. -Since when is a witch hunt the plan? 353 00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:20,990 Since I realized all you gotta do is get me proof The Order exists. 354 00:20:21,324 --> 00:20:22,200 You know... 355 00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:24,911 photos, videotape, hard evidence. 356 00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:26,788 Edward will be destroyed. 357 00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:29,540 He'll be lucky if he's not burned at the stake. 358 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,292 It won't work, Pops. 359 00:20:34,295 --> 00:20:36,047 -They can time travel, can't they? -No. 360 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,216 But they can change the way people remember things. 361 00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:40,718 You know those kids that died during the selection process? 362 00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:41,678 What kids? 363 00:20:41,761 --> 00:20:42,595 See? 364 00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:45,890 Those sneaky bastards. 365 00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:50,353 Nothing should mess with my memory except old age and whiskey. 366 00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:52,730 Okay. Okay. 367 00:20:54,232 --> 00:20:55,858 [Dad] We gotta be sneakier. 368 00:20:55,942 --> 00:20:58,278 Tell me everything you know about these dead kids. 369 00:20:58,528 --> 00:21:00,321 I know that I need to get to class. 370 00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:03,908 Jack, you're in college now. You can't waste your time studying. 371 00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:07,662 -Coventry is your only priority. -Pops, we will get him, I promise. 372 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:12,208 I gotta go. 373 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:13,501 Order business. 374 00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:16,337 -Get me something I can work with! -I will. 375 00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:18,131 When? 376 00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:24,345 [Jack] Sorry, I'm late. I was studying. 377 00:21:26,139 --> 00:21:30,310 Oh, no. Today I am gonna teach you how to perform a cleansing incantation. 378 00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:32,186 We're doing magic now? 379 00:21:32,854 --> 00:21:34,230 It's part of your training. 380 00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:39,235 Relax. No one is setting their hands on fire. 381 00:21:40,778 --> 00:21:43,406 Okay, now, rule number one, 382 00:21:43,614 --> 00:21:45,158 no unsupervised magic. 383 00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:47,910 And rule number two, all magic has a cost. 384 00:21:48,786 --> 00:21:50,413 A cost? Like a sacrifice? 385 00:21:50,496 --> 00:21:52,582 Sacrifice, or an offering. 386 00:21:52,665 --> 00:21:55,168 If you don't pay the price, things can go wrong. 387 00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:59,714 Really wrong. That's why I'm going to teach you how to use magic properly. 388 00:22:00,798 --> 00:22:02,383 Pick up that mortar and pestle. 389 00:22:04,802 --> 00:22:07,764 So, what does a cleansing spell go for these days? 390 00:22:08,473 --> 00:22:11,100 In this case, the cost is your time. 391 00:22:11,476 --> 00:22:12,894 It's nothing to worry about. 392 00:22:12,977 --> 00:22:13,895 Nothing. 393 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,482 And you're just wanna start grinding the contents. 394 00:22:19,942 --> 00:22:20,943 Clockwise? 395 00:22:21,361 --> 00:22:23,488 -Counter-clockwise? -It doesn't matter. 396 00:22:30,203 --> 00:22:31,371 Let me see. 397 00:22:32,997 --> 00:22:33,956 That’s perfect. 398 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:38,961 Now, grab a pinch of the powder and sprinkle it onto the altar. 399 00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:42,465 -Yeah. Great. Yep. -Like that? A pinch? 400 00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:49,680 And I'm just gonna... 401 00:22:52,141 --> 00:22:53,601 It's not hard. 402 00:23:02,693 --> 00:23:03,528 That was magic? 403 00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:06,114 Not so bad. 404 00:23:06,531 --> 00:23:09,409 That wasn't magic. This is. 405 00:23:09,909 --> 00:23:10,743 Alyssa, wait! 406 00:23:11,911 --> 00:23:12,745 What? 407 00:23:13,579 --> 00:23:14,455 I... 408 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:15,915 I... 409 00:23:16,707 --> 00:23:18,584 [laughs] 410 00:23:20,002 --> 00:23:20,878 I... 411 00:23:26,551 --> 00:23:27,844 I really like you. 412 00:23:31,389 --> 00:23:32,265 And... 413 00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:34,892 And this is a mistake. 414 00:23:43,568 --> 00:23:45,445 [Jack] How'd you do on Benson's quiz? 415 00:23:45,528 --> 00:23:47,572 -I studied Macbeth. -It was on Hamlet. 416 00:23:47,655 --> 00:23:48,948 Which is why I failed. 417 00:23:49,031 --> 00:23:52,076 So, now I have to read that, and I still have Clarke's essay to finish. 418 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:53,995 [girl's voice] What's up, players? 419 00:23:54,328 --> 00:23:57,123 You missed Psych today. Dr. Morales assigned a paper. 420 00:23:57,206 --> 00:23:59,125 -Already turned it in. -How? 421 00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,210 Hang on. 422 00:24:05,339 --> 00:24:07,175 Quidquid requiritur, fiat. 423 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:09,302 [ringing sound] 424 00:24:10,553 --> 00:24:11,888 I don't have change for a hundred. 425 00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:14,348 Better go to the bar and get it then. 426 00:24:14,432 --> 00:24:17,185 Of course. Let me know if you want anything else. 427 00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:20,980 -[waitress gasps] -[glasses smash] 428 00:24:21,063 --> 00:24:22,273 [cheers] 429 00:24:22,356 --> 00:24:25,026 [laughter and clapping] 430 00:24:25,109 --> 00:24:25,943 [waitress] Ouch. 431 00:24:29,864 --> 00:24:31,741 You just paid with a drawing. 432 00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:33,743 So, Jonas keeps asking me out. 433 00:24:34,118 --> 00:24:35,828 I keep telling him no, because he's gross. 434 00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:38,206 Then he starts trying to impress me, 435 00:24:38,289 --> 00:24:39,957 bragging about this glamour spell he knows. 436 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,419 Says it makes life super-easy. I ask him to show me. 437 00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:45,963 He wants me to carry out some gross temple fantasy first. 438 00:24:46,047 --> 00:24:47,423 So, I say, 439 00:24:47,965 --> 00:24:49,800 "Show me the spell, so I know it's legit." 440 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,220 He shows me, 441 00:24:52,887 --> 00:24:54,805 I use it to make him think we already did it. 442 00:24:56,057 --> 00:24:59,435 You fake-screwed your way into advanced magic? 443 00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:01,145 Excuse me. 444 00:25:01,395 --> 00:25:03,397 I made sweet, fake love to him. 445 00:25:04,148 --> 00:25:06,192 Downside, now he thinks we're soulmates. 446 00:25:06,275 --> 00:25:08,319 Upside, fifteen minutes with a Sharpie, 447 00:25:08,402 --> 00:25:11,864 all my assignments are completed and I'll never pay for a latte again. 448 00:25:12,949 --> 00:25:14,742 -I win. -But... 449 00:25:14,825 --> 00:25:17,787 unsanctioned magic is against the rules. What if you get caught? 450 00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:20,164 It's hard to be worried when you're this relaxed. 451 00:25:20,706 --> 00:25:22,583 -Here you go. Your change. -Yes. 452 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,044 Show me. 453 00:25:26,796 --> 00:25:27,755 Me, too. 454 00:25:38,641 --> 00:25:41,310 Quidquid requiritur, fiat. 455 00:25:41,394 --> 00:25:46,399 -[ringing noise starts] -[Jack groans] 456 00:25:48,317 --> 00:25:50,820 -[ringing gets stronger] -[groans] 457 00:25:50,903 --> 00:25:52,613 -[ringing] -[groans] 458 00:25:52,738 --> 00:25:56,993 -[ringing] -[groans] 459 00:26:25,813 --> 00:26:28,357 Quidquid requiritur, fiat. 460 00:26:28,441 --> 00:26:32,111 -[ringing starts] -[Jack groans] 461 00:26:32,194 --> 00:26:35,906 -[ringing] -[groans] 462 00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:39,160 [groaning heard through wall] 463 00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:40,286 [gasps] 464 00:27:08,189 --> 00:27:10,566 Quidquid requiritur, fiat. 465 00:27:10,816 --> 00:27:14,779 [ringing starts, gentler this time] 466 00:27:17,239 --> 00:27:19,742 Ha ha! Woo-hoo! 467 00:27:20,076 --> 00:27:21,577 Screw you, wolves! 468 00:27:22,078 --> 00:27:23,120 Who needs you? 469 00:27:23,537 --> 00:27:24,413 Yeah! 470 00:27:24,872 --> 00:27:26,415 Yeah! I don't. 471 00:27:26,749 --> 00:27:28,125 [Man's voice] Dysmenorrhea. 472 00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:30,294 Severe period cramps. 473 00:27:30,461 --> 00:27:32,380 -[Lilith] Have you heard from Morton yet? -Nope. 474 00:27:32,672 --> 00:27:34,090 Adenomyosis. 475 00:27:34,757 --> 00:27:37,677 -Did you at least check on him? -Endometrial tissue in the uterine lining. 476 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,761 Why would I? 477 00:27:39,303 --> 00:27:42,723 -'Cause he's an untrained, rogue wolf. -He's not a rogue wolf. 478 00:27:43,808 --> 00:27:46,268 If anything, he's an emotionally unavailable wolf. 479 00:27:46,811 --> 00:27:49,814 We don't know what he's up to. Or who he's talking to. 480 00:27:49,897 --> 00:27:52,608 Like you weren't overwhelmed when you first changed. 481 00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:55,528 -Your point is? -He needs some time. 482 00:27:55,736 --> 00:27:58,614 -We'll let him process a little longer. -[ringing starts] 483 00:27:58,698 --> 00:27:59,699 Seriously? 484 00:28:00,116 --> 00:28:00,950 Again? 485 00:28:01,242 --> 00:28:02,076 Let's go. 486 00:28:04,954 --> 00:28:06,497 Quick patrol around the city. 487 00:28:07,665 --> 00:28:09,333 [Lilith] 20th time's the charm. 488 00:28:13,546 --> 00:28:15,423 Quidquid requiritur, fiat. 489 00:28:15,506 --> 00:28:17,133 [almost imperceptible ringing] 490 00:28:19,051 --> 00:28:21,178 Professor Clarke. Thanks for the extension. 491 00:28:21,262 --> 00:28:22,596 Let's see if it was worth it. 492 00:28:26,475 --> 00:28:27,852 "Empirical Detente. 493 00:28:27,935 --> 00:28:31,147 Unconscious Experience vs Conscious Action." 494 00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:34,400 -Okay. See you later. -Jack, stop. 495 00:28:37,445 --> 00:28:38,654 You wrote this yourself? 496 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:41,699 Everything on that paper was written by me. 497 00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:43,284 Jack. 498 00:28:44,285 --> 00:28:48,038 I know freshman year can be hard, but Furzsteiger? Are you screwing with me? 499 00:28:48,706 --> 00:28:50,374 -I don't think so. -I think you are. 500 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:53,419 And I love it. I mean, you're... 501 00:28:53,711 --> 00:28:57,339 you're tying in physics and the observer effect? 502 00:28:57,423 --> 00:28:58,966 I mean, this is incredible. 503 00:28:59,633 --> 00:29:01,677 -It's not that great. -Jack, Jack, stop. 504 00:29:02,011 --> 00:29:04,096 Learn to take a compliment, okay? Trust me-- whoa! 505 00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,097 Professor! 506 00:29:05,181 --> 00:29:06,932 Jesus! Fuck! 507 00:29:07,516 --> 00:29:09,101 Son of a bitch! 508 00:29:09,977 --> 00:29:12,188 -Are you okay? -Yeah, fuck. I'm fine. 509 00:29:13,189 --> 00:29:14,023 I'm fine. 510 00:29:14,607 --> 00:29:15,775 Really good work, Jack. 511 00:29:16,484 --> 00:29:17,860 Good work. I'm impressed. 512 00:29:18,736 --> 00:29:19,737 Ow! 513 00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:22,448 Fuck. I hope your bag is okay, dumb-ass. 514 00:29:22,531 --> 00:29:23,783 -Move! -[crashing sound] 515 00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:25,034 Wow! 516 00:29:25,785 --> 00:29:27,661 Someone leveled up. 517 00:29:28,078 --> 00:29:29,246 Just the essentials. 518 00:29:29,705 --> 00:29:30,831 Stuff I need. 519 00:29:30,915 --> 00:29:32,333 [tapping sound on door] 520 00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:34,960 For example, I really need this pizza. 521 00:29:36,045 --> 00:29:38,839 Quidquid requiritur, fiat. 522 00:29:41,008 --> 00:29:42,176 Thirty-eight, fifty. 523 00:29:42,802 --> 00:29:44,595 -Keep the change. -Thanks, buddy. 524 00:29:44,678 --> 00:29:46,555 -Any time. -[man's voice] Hey! Asshole! 525 00:29:46,639 --> 00:29:47,515 [bang] 526 00:29:47,598 --> 00:29:49,725 -What the fuck? -I told you no anchovies! 527 00:29:52,853 --> 00:29:55,815 Have you guys noticed that weird shit happens when you do a sigil? 528 00:29:57,566 --> 00:30:00,194 This is Belgrave, okay? Weird shit is normal. 529 00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:01,237 That is true. 530 00:30:01,737 --> 00:30:02,655 This is pathetic. 531 00:30:03,239 --> 00:30:06,200 We're using magic to scam pizzas and flat-screens. 532 00:30:07,034 --> 00:30:09,578 You're right. Maybe we should cool things off a little. 533 00:30:10,496 --> 00:30:12,665 -I like the sigils. -[girl] Cool things off? 534 00:30:13,165 --> 00:30:16,460 I think it's time to turn things up a notch. 535 00:30:17,837 --> 00:30:19,046 You know what I'm saying? 536 00:30:20,464 --> 00:30:21,966 -Threesome. -Bigger magic. 537 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,468 I like her idea better. 538 00:30:26,178 --> 00:30:30,933 [groans of pleasure] 539 00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:34,019 Let's say a professor was giving me grief. 540 00:30:34,770 --> 00:30:35,980 What would you suggest? 541 00:30:36,564 --> 00:30:39,733 Your best bet would be an Interficio Incantation. 542 00:30:41,026 --> 00:30:43,112 And where would I find a spell like that? 543 00:30:45,406 --> 00:30:47,908 There's a book in the reliquary. 544 00:30:47,992 --> 00:30:51,620 [gasps] 545 00:30:51,745 --> 00:30:52,830 What's it called? 546 00:30:53,372 --> 00:30:55,165 I can't remember. It's... 547 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:58,085 small and 548 00:30:58,168 --> 00:31:00,546 red with a gold trim. 549 00:31:03,132 --> 00:31:04,216 Oh, yeah. 550 00:31:05,759 --> 00:31:06,677 Okay. 551 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,474 Is this it? 552 00:31:14,184 --> 00:31:15,978 Yeah. Where did you get that? 553 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,938 -Shut up. -Okay. 554 00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:22,776 Stop. 555 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,905 Why? We basically have a moral obligation to get this. 556 00:31:25,988 --> 00:31:27,615 Go. Get going. 557 00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:31,994 Oh, my God! We should move in together. 558 00:31:33,662 --> 00:31:35,539 My dad has a place. It'd be great. 559 00:31:39,418 --> 00:31:42,296 Ladies and gentlemen, Gabrielle Dupres. 560 00:31:42,713 --> 00:31:44,173 Thank you, thank you. 561 00:31:51,013 --> 00:31:52,848 Remind me why we haven't dealt with him yet? 562 00:31:52,932 --> 00:31:55,267 Because we've been running all over town like idiots, 563 00:31:55,351 --> 00:31:57,478 trying to track down whoever is doing all this magic. 564 00:31:57,561 --> 00:32:01,357 Ten bucks says it's some frosh testing out their first set of tarot cards. 565 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,360 -I can't remember it ever being this bad. -You're kidding, right? 566 00:32:04,443 --> 00:32:06,528 Every year, the new Order recruits get a taste 567 00:32:06,612 --> 00:32:08,322 and start using magic on themselves. 568 00:32:09,448 --> 00:32:10,324 [Lilith] It's him. 569 00:32:11,408 --> 00:32:12,242 Look at him. 570 00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:16,288 Yesterday he's thrift store chic and today he's Mr. Fancy Pants. 571 00:32:16,705 --> 00:32:19,249 Maybe he's gotta do laundry. 572 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:20,584 No, she's right. 573 00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:22,711 Those pants are fairly fancy. 574 00:32:23,045 --> 00:32:25,130 How is a townie getting magic? 575 00:32:27,549 --> 00:32:31,679 Yeah, I probably should've mentioned this before, but... 576 00:32:32,596 --> 00:32:33,514 Jack's in The Order. 577 00:32:34,139 --> 00:32:35,349 Shut the fuck up. 578 00:32:35,432 --> 00:32:38,102 So he's in The Hermetic Order of the Blue Rose. 579 00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:41,689 -That doesn't make him a bad guy. -They're our sworn enemies. 580 00:32:41,772 --> 00:32:44,483 Which is why having an inside man 581 00:32:44,566 --> 00:32:46,443 is going to be fantastic. 582 00:32:47,069 --> 00:32:49,446 Besides, we don't know if he's doing the magic or not. 583 00:32:49,530 --> 00:32:52,199 -We'll get confirmation. -So, we're magic cops now? 584 00:32:52,282 --> 00:32:53,993 We've always been magic cops. 585 00:32:54,618 --> 00:32:55,661 Fair. 586 00:32:55,744 --> 00:32:58,372 [Vera] Medicums aren't allowed unfettered access 587 00:32:58,455 --> 00:33:00,624 to the reliquary, Miss Drake. You know that. 588 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:01,542 I do. 589 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,003 -But Edward has given-- -Edward? 590 00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:09,008 The Grand Magus has given us an assignment and I need to do some research. 591 00:33:09,091 --> 00:33:10,801 Everyone else is a Magistratus. 592 00:33:10,884 --> 00:33:13,762 They don't need special permission to enter the reliquary. I do. 593 00:33:15,472 --> 00:33:17,057 What kind of assignment? 594 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:20,644 I... I don't think I'm supposed to say. 595 00:33:22,271 --> 00:33:25,149 Well, then, that puts you in rather an awkward situation. 596 00:33:28,819 --> 00:33:31,196 It's an obsidian stone, protected by magic. 597 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,281 That's all I know. 598 00:33:32,364 --> 00:33:35,659 And that's all I will know, unless I can use the reliquary. 599 00:33:37,244 --> 00:33:38,328 Did you know 600 00:33:38,579 --> 00:33:40,706 I was the youngest ever practitioner 601 00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:43,375 in the Belgrave chapter to be made Temple Magus? 602 00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:46,170 Yeah. That was a while ago, don't you wanna move up? 603 00:33:48,172 --> 00:33:52,426 Ambition can be a valuable tool, Miss Drake. 604 00:33:52,968 --> 00:33:54,553 But so can restraint. 605 00:33:56,513 --> 00:33:57,347 Palm. 606 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,270 Accessus permittatur. 607 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,695 Don't let it go to your head. 608 00:34:13,072 --> 00:34:13,989 Thank you. 609 00:34:21,246 --> 00:34:22,539 [door busts open] 610 00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:26,251 He's not supposed to change the locks. Now I have to write him up. 611 00:34:27,252 --> 00:34:29,254 I think you can save the ink. 612 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:31,673 Okay. 613 00:34:31,757 --> 00:34:35,886 This room is ten times cooler than it used to be. 614 00:34:36,512 --> 00:34:38,514 But that doesn't prove he's doing magic. 615 00:34:39,598 --> 00:34:40,641 This does. 616 00:34:44,019 --> 00:34:46,355 I still don't think we should kill him. 617 00:34:46,438 --> 00:34:48,774 He's smart. He got 96% on that. 618 00:34:48,857 --> 00:34:51,276 He's in The Order. We can't trust him. 619 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,779 Silverback picked him for a reason. 620 00:34:54,029 --> 00:34:56,323 -We should to figure out what that is. -Hey, hey. 621 00:34:56,406 --> 00:34:58,325 Last time I checked, I'm in charge. 622 00:34:58,408 --> 00:35:00,536 And I say there's only one way we settle this. 623 00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:02,913 [splash] 624 00:35:03,205 --> 00:35:04,164 Ha! 625 00:35:04,748 --> 00:35:07,835 -Drink up, loser. -And don't spill half of it this time. 626 00:35:10,087 --> 00:35:11,463 What have we become? 627 00:35:14,007 --> 00:35:16,426 We're the Knights of Saint Christopher. 628 00:35:17,136 --> 00:35:21,056 We're supposed to be champions of all that is good and just. 629 00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:23,517 Defenders of the innocent. 630 00:35:24,393 --> 00:35:25,435 And look at us. 631 00:35:26,687 --> 00:35:31,942 We're letting a game of beer pong decide if Jack Morton lives or dies? 632 00:35:37,865 --> 00:35:38,699 Fine. 633 00:35:41,785 --> 00:35:43,370 -Best out of three? -Deal. 634 00:35:49,001 --> 00:35:50,043 [Dad] Nothing now. 635 00:35:51,295 --> 00:35:52,754 You've still got nothing? 636 00:35:52,838 --> 00:35:54,047 Not even a photo? 637 00:35:54,715 --> 00:35:55,591 [laughs] 638 00:35:56,717 --> 00:35:57,926 How hard can this be? 639 00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,970 It's pretty hard, Pops. 640 00:36:00,554 --> 00:36:01,805 Magic, remember? 641 00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:05,934 You know what's hard? Sitting here waiting, 642 00:36:06,268 --> 00:36:08,437 knowing we finally have access to Coventry 643 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,148 while you lounge around with your thumb up your ass. 644 00:36:11,231 --> 00:36:13,233 That's not even close to what I'm doing. 645 00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:17,154 Well, maybe if you weren't so busy dressing like some preppy idiot 646 00:36:17,237 --> 00:36:19,573 and studying, you might have something by now. 647 00:36:20,199 --> 00:36:21,909 Something we can use to destroy him. 648 00:36:21,992 --> 00:36:23,702 Or have you forgotten what we're doing here? 649 00:36:23,785 --> 00:36:25,954 I never forget. How could I? 650 00:36:26,413 --> 00:36:27,581 It's all you ever talk about. 651 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,542 You wanted this, too. 652 00:36:31,335 --> 00:36:33,045 You wanted revenge for your mother. 653 00:36:34,338 --> 00:36:35,297 [laughs] 654 00:36:35,797 --> 00:36:38,050 -So, what's changed? -Nothing's changed, Pops. 655 00:36:38,133 --> 00:36:39,509 If you would you just listen to-- 656 00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:42,721 You know, you're on that phone every goddamn second, 657 00:36:42,804 --> 00:36:44,932 you can't get one lousy photo? Come on. 658 00:36:45,015 --> 00:36:47,517 I can take a photo. I can take a bunch of photos. 659 00:36:48,894 --> 00:36:52,064 Quidquid requiritur, fiat. 660 00:36:54,399 --> 00:36:56,485 Here. I have been taking photos. 661 00:36:56,568 --> 00:36:58,028 This is what happens. 662 00:37:00,364 --> 00:37:01,782 Everyone comes out blank. 663 00:37:04,326 --> 00:37:05,327 Christ! 664 00:37:06,745 --> 00:37:09,581 They must be using some kind of magic to block the cameras. 665 00:37:10,457 --> 00:37:11,291 Yeah. 666 00:37:12,292 --> 00:37:15,045 And until I can figure out how to bypass it, we're stuck. 667 00:37:16,129 --> 00:37:17,798 So, please, just get off my back. 668 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,385 Yeah. Sure. 669 00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,428 Of course. I'm sorry. 670 00:37:24,596 --> 00:37:25,931 You just had to do show me that. 671 00:37:27,266 --> 00:37:29,601 We're good though, huh? A-okay? 672 00:37:29,685 --> 00:37:31,520 -A-okay. -A-okay. 673 00:37:39,444 --> 00:37:41,780 [gasps] 674 00:37:41,863 --> 00:37:43,490 -Pops? -No problem. 675 00:37:43,699 --> 00:37:44,533 Pops! 676 00:37:44,783 --> 00:37:51,123 [gasping and choking] 677 00:37:51,581 --> 00:37:54,543 -My grandfather almost died. -From a cookie. 678 00:37:54,626 --> 00:37:57,629 We're talking about putting an end to Benson's pop quizzes. 679 00:37:57,713 --> 00:37:58,922 You can't bail now. 680 00:37:59,423 --> 00:38:01,633 Come on, Jack. It's just a coincidence. 681 00:38:01,717 --> 00:38:03,969 I thought that too, but it's not. 682 00:38:04,136 --> 00:38:07,764 First that waitress, then Prof. Clarke, and the pizza guy. 683 00:38:08,348 --> 00:38:10,142 Alyssa said magic has a price. 684 00:38:12,769 --> 00:38:14,479 And you know what I'm talking about. 685 00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:17,149 I wasn't gonna cut my finger to make a $20 bill. 686 00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:18,400 I knew it. 687 00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:21,236 -They paid the price because we didn't. -Look. 688 00:38:21,653 --> 00:38:25,907 We were stupid with the sigils, but this is a totally different spell. 689 00:38:25,991 --> 00:38:28,201 We can stop Benson's stupid tests. 690 00:38:28,702 --> 00:38:31,788 And think of the service we'd be providing to the entire freshman class. 691 00:38:31,872 --> 00:38:32,831 At what cost? 692 00:38:32,914 --> 00:38:36,126 That's the best part. It doesn't require one. 693 00:38:36,752 --> 00:38:38,795 Right. It's a total freebie. 694 00:38:39,212 --> 00:38:40,047 Guys. 695 00:38:40,547 --> 00:38:41,673 -No. -Look. 696 00:38:42,132 --> 00:38:44,301 You don't have to help with the incantation. 697 00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:45,635 Just... 698 00:38:46,386 --> 00:38:48,805 get the book back to the temple without getting caught. 699 00:38:48,889 --> 00:38:50,849 [Jack] How? We needed Jonas to get in there. 700 00:38:50,932 --> 00:38:53,310 You'll figure it out. We'll handle the rest. 701 00:38:55,896 --> 00:38:56,730 Deal? 702 00:38:58,690 --> 00:38:59,566 This is it. 703 00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:01,735 The last one. 704 00:39:01,818 --> 00:39:02,986 Yay! 705 00:39:20,629 --> 00:39:21,880 What are you doing? 706 00:39:22,589 --> 00:39:25,634 You're not allowed in here. You must leave. Edward will be here soon. 707 00:39:25,717 --> 00:39:27,219 I was just... I was-- 708 00:39:29,388 --> 00:39:32,349 Doing unsanctioned magic? What were you thinking? 709 00:39:33,266 --> 00:39:36,144 -Gabrielle got it from Jonas and she-- -No. Stop. I don't wanna hear it. 710 00:39:36,228 --> 00:39:37,396 The less I know, the better. 711 00:39:39,022 --> 00:39:40,690 You're lucky I'm the one who caught you. 712 00:39:40,774 --> 00:39:43,485 Something like this could get us both in a lot of trouble. 713 00:39:43,568 --> 00:39:46,446 -I'm being responsible. I'm returning it. -This could have killed you. 714 00:39:46,738 --> 00:39:49,157 -It's a book. -A book of murder spells! 715 00:39:50,492 --> 00:39:51,368 Idiot! 716 00:39:52,244 --> 00:39:53,328 [door bangs] 717 00:40:01,294 --> 00:40:03,004 Damn it! You liars. 718 00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:08,218 [male voice] Oh! 719 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,810 [male voice] Ah! Oh! 720 00:40:20,689 --> 00:40:22,691 YOU LOST 721 00:40:22,816 --> 00:40:24,734 FOOD 722 00:40:27,237 --> 00:40:28,947 KILL JACK 723 00:40:29,698 --> 00:40:31,700 Oh. 724 00:40:45,839 --> 00:40:47,299 [Edward] Diego. A hand? 725 00:41:03,106 --> 00:41:04,733 [door closes] 726 00:41:04,941 --> 00:41:08,528 Diego has politely offered to take Selena 727 00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:09,738 to hospital. 728 00:41:10,113 --> 00:41:11,323 He isn't coming back, is he? 729 00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:14,493 He asked to be excused. 730 00:41:18,872 --> 00:41:20,624 There's no shame... 731 00:41:22,542 --> 00:41:23,877 in knowing your limits. 732 00:41:28,131 --> 00:41:29,591 There is something I'd like to try. 733 00:42:00,705 --> 00:42:03,333 Secreta tua revelentur. 734 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:09,339 [ringing noises] 735 00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:19,891 Selena and Kyle cast attack spells, 736 00:42:19,975 --> 00:42:22,310 but they echoed back, so... 737 00:42:23,311 --> 00:42:24,938 I tried submission instead. 738 00:42:25,897 --> 00:42:28,275 Reverse psychology on an incantation. 739 00:42:29,734 --> 00:42:32,070 -Gotta put that major to use somehow. -Impressive. 740 00:42:34,322 --> 00:42:35,991 You already knew what spell to use. 741 00:42:36,616 --> 00:42:38,243 I told you it was a test. 742 00:42:42,581 --> 00:42:43,623 Is that paper? 743 00:42:44,374 --> 00:42:45,917 Pages from a very old book. 744 00:42:49,462 --> 00:42:50,672 I hope it's a good one. 745 00:42:52,007 --> 00:42:53,133 It's remarkable. 746 00:43:09,482 --> 00:43:11,234 [banging on door] Professor Benson! 747 00:43:12,277 --> 00:43:13,403 [banging] 748 00:43:13,528 --> 00:43:14,946 Professor Benson! 749 00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:17,032 Oh, thank God. 750 00:43:17,616 --> 00:43:19,159 Office hours are three to five-thirty. 751 00:43:19,284 --> 00:43:21,745 I'm sorry to bother you, Professor, but I had no other choice. 752 00:43:21,828 --> 00:43:24,164 Well, I can think of several other choices. 753 00:43:25,123 --> 00:43:27,208 Wait, how do you even know where I live? 754 00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:29,586 You geotag your tweets. Anyone can find out. 755 00:43:29,753 --> 00:43:31,963 Oh. I didn't know that. 756 00:43:33,423 --> 00:43:35,592 That makes you even creepier. Why are you here? 757 00:43:36,843 --> 00:43:38,845 Professor, I don't know how to say this. 758 00:43:39,429 --> 00:43:41,514 Oh, no. I'm sorry. 759 00:43:41,598 --> 00:43:43,308 This is really not appropriate. 760 00:43:43,808 --> 00:43:46,144 You're a student, I am your professor. That's all. 761 00:43:46,227 --> 00:43:49,397 It's not that! No. Wait. It's not that you're not attractive. 762 00:43:49,564 --> 00:43:51,232 -You are-- -Know what? You need to leave. 763 00:43:51,316 --> 00:43:53,401 -Right now. -You're gonna get hurt. 764 00:43:53,902 --> 00:43:55,111 Are you threatening me? 765 00:43:55,278 --> 00:43:56,529 [ringing starts] 766 00:43:56,613 --> 00:43:57,489 Oh, no. 767 00:43:58,156 --> 00:43:58,990 They did it. 768 00:44:00,492 --> 00:44:02,744 I tried to stop them. I told them not to. 769 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:05,413 -Are you on drugs? -Hide! 770 00:44:06,456 --> 00:44:11,628 [ringing intensifies] 771 00:44:11,711 --> 00:44:13,963 [ringing] 772 00:44:14,089 --> 00:44:19,719 Ah! Ah! 773 00:44:32,524 --> 00:44:33,608 Oh, no. 774 00:44:34,901 --> 00:44:35,819 Professor. 775 00:44:41,449 --> 00:44:43,159 Oh, no. No, no. 776 00:44:48,915 --> 00:44:49,916 Oh, God. 777 00:44:51,584 --> 00:44:52,669 Professor Clarke. 778 00:44:57,757 --> 00:44:58,883 I'm a murderer. 779 00:45:02,470 --> 00:45:03,805 And you were my favorite. 780 00:45:06,808 --> 00:45:08,226 I'm really sorry, Professor. 781 00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:56,691 -[sound of flies buzzing] -[swatting noise] 782 00:45:58,401 --> 00:45:59,402 Pants. 783 00:46:01,696 --> 00:46:02,906 Pants! 784 00:46:05,116 --> 00:46:07,786 I'm really, really sorry. 785 00:48:03,776 --> 00:48:06,070 Subtitle translation by: Metia Bethell