♪ ("THE WHITE LOTUS" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Oh, shit.
Okay. Okay, wakey, wakey.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Let's go. We gotta go.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Hello.
You never sleep this late.
Ah, it was, uh...
Yeah, it was-- it wa-- it was a late night. Yeah.
What'd you guys do?
Uh. We just drank all day.
Cameron, um,
Cameron wanted to drink, so, uh...
Yeah, I drank too much.
Well, I've been abducted.
She fully planned to spend the night here.
She rented this gigantic villa,
and it was a done deal when we got here.
And she didn't even tell me until we got out of the car.
I tried calling you multiple times.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll miss you.
You sound weird. I guess I'll see you in a couple of hours.
Yeah, I'll see you when you get back. Love you.
Bye.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Okay. Here we go. Uh, 15, 16, 17...
Sh... Ah. Eighteen hundred, that's--
that's all I got right now.
- You don't have the money? - No,
but I'm gonna get the rest. It's all good.
I'll go to the bank. We're here until Friday.
I'll leave it in an envelope at the front desk.
Oh, yeah. Good idea. Do that.
Yeah. What's your name?
- Lucia. - Greco.
Lucia Greco. Perfect.
Okay, let's go.
Choo-choo! Here we go. Okay.
Grazie mille. And, um, thanks for all the fun. Bye.
"Thanks for fun?"
Luci.
Buongiorno, eh?
Buongiorno.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - Ciao, Rocco.
Ciao, Valentina.
- Ciao. - Ciao, Isabella.
Happy to take them off you. - Thank you.
No.
Ah.
Buongiorno.
Hello. I was hoping to buy a present
for my wife today. Uh, she couldn't make it,
- unfortunately. - Hmm.
Uh, maybe a nice piece of jewelry,
so I was wondering if there's a store
you'd recommend.
No, I don't know.
But you could, uh, walk along the corso,
and you'll find something.
There's a wonderful store called Pancrazi.
It's very near, and it's very nice.
Great. Grazie.
- You're welcome. - Prego.
Grazie.
Ah.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Okay. Grazie mille.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
I'm just gonna get some fruit...
really quick. I'll be right back.
Okay?
- Okay. - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- Hey! - Hey.
How'd you sleep?
- Uh, not good. - No?
No. We-- we really should've hung out.
I'm sorry that I was...
I don't know why... Just-- Last night was...
No. It's-- it's fine. Don't-- don't be sorry.
Yeah. Uh, we should definitely hang out today.
Okay. Yeah. That'd be fun.
Yeah, I-- I just have to get out
of babysitting, you know?
It's been a lot.
I just have to deal with that. And then, um...
Yeah, maybe we can, like, plan something after breakfast.
Okay. Good luck.
- Cool. - Okay.
See you in a bit. Bye.
So, I know I'm, like, on the clock,
technically, for today.
Uh, but I was just wondering if-- if it'd be okay with you
if I just hung out with that guy that I met here for a little?
He's nice and smart. He went to Stanford and...
and he's not non-binary.
Yeah, I just mess everything up.
I feel like if I won the lottery,
I'd throw away the ticket.
So, I just feel like I...
should give him a chance, you know?
♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
I don't know what's going on with Greg...
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
...but I think it's bullshit.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
So chic.
Oh, oh...
Thank you.
You have impeccable style.
The moment I saw you last night,
I said to Matteo, "Finally, a glamorous woman in Taormina."
Thank you.
Oh, it's just the color.
All the women here dress like they're going
to a funeral on the beach.
But you, thank God you're here.
We're just going to breakfast. Do you wanna join us?
Oh, no, that's okay, 'cause we just ate.
Do you think we might see you at the beach club later?
Oh, yeah,
I-- I've never been to the beach club. Is it nice?
Come down, have a cocktail. We always get the best seats
'cause Marco's an old friend who looks after us.
Are you English?
- Ah. I am. - Oh.
Yes, originally.
But I live here now in Palermo.
We've got a couple of friends staying in the hotel,
so we took the boat 'round to meet them.
You have a boat, huh?
Yes, come down.
Come see the boat.
We'll save you two chairs.
See you later. I hope.
Bye-bye.
Those guys are nice.
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
Mia...
No, no. Ah, Lucia.
Oh!
Luci. Mount Etna.
We should climb it.
Not sure you're up for that, Nonno.
Yeah. I could do it.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
That looks inviting. Let's try it.
- Um, I'm gonna just... head back to the room-- - Come on!
Have something with me.
I just ate.
Well, perhaps you'll have a drink.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Dude.
Jesus Christ.
This is all your fault.
Come on. We had fun.
Bro code?
Yeah, baby, bro code.
Sure, yeah, whatever. Bro code.
Thank you.
I love you.
- I just wanna be inside you. - No, thank you.
- Please. - No, ma'am.
I wanna do stuff to you.
- No. - I wanna make you feel good.
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Oh, fuck! - You okay?
You okay, buddy?
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
So, I was really high last night.
Um, and I said a couple things I hope...
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
...stay between us.
Mm. You didn't say anything.
I have trouble keeping girlfriends sometimes. I mean,
you know how girls are.
They pretend they wanna be your friend,
but really they just wanna get something out of you
and then talk shit and stab you in the back.
But I feel like I can trust you.
Can I?
For sure.
Plus, you don't know anybody.
I mean, you don't know any of the people that I know.
No. I mean, probably not.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Mia?
Mia.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ - Um...
Portia says she's heading down to the beach club.
I might meet her there.
Oh, your dad and I can join you for lunch.
Uh, maybe. I was kinda thinking
of just having a day, you know, for myself.
I don't understand, you don't eat lunch?
I think, let's just play it by ear, yeah?
Yeah, all right.
Uh-- So-- Sorry.
Sorry, wrong room!
Yes!
♪ ("PICCOLO PICCOLO" BY ROBERTINO PLAYING) ♪
I'm so sorry! We-- We thought it was our room!
- Arrivederci. - We are sorry.
Buona giornata!
♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
That's the weirdest voice I've ever heard.
- Hey! Hi! So glad you came! - Hello.
Come back around and up.
Okay.
Bellissima. Sorry, I'm already drunk.
Hello.
What can I get you to drink?
Wow, yeah. Um, okay.
All right here. Okay.
I'm gonna have some rosé if you have it.
- Rosé? - Yeah.
So, you've met Matteo
and these are our friends in for the weekend...
- Oh, hi. - ...Hugo and Didier.
- Hello. - Hey.
- Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. - Hi.
- You're French, right? - Yes!
Oh, my gosh.
Didier's family have the most incredible family estate in Èze,
which you have to see before it crumbles
entirely to the ground.
It is my masterpiece but it's ruined my life.
- Yes. - Of course, yeah.
Yeah. Take it from me, I know how that is. I do.
- Yeah. - Jack! Jack!
This is my naughty nephew, Jack.
All right, all right. Hello, hello.
It's nice to meet you, darling.
- Oh. - Oh, shit! I know you.
You were by the pool last night.
- I was. Yeah, um. Hi, again. - Yeah.
You been in it? It's not heated, is it?
Um, I-- I don't know. I haven't been in it.
Should we get some panelle, some fritto misto?
Finger food is always a must. Anyway...
- Oh! Thank you. - Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
- That's it! - Let's go.
- Oh! - Salute!
Salute!
♪ ("FACILE DA DIRE" BY SACHA DISTEL PLAYING) ♪
- ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ - So, you're from America then?
Yes.
- I've never been. - Really?
- No, I ain't been to shit. - Hm.
I'm from Essex, so... Well, I've been to Essex.
So, uh, how long have you been in Sicily?
Two months in Palermo.
- Two months? - Mm.
That's-- that's amazing.
Yeah, it's all right, if you don't mind a bunch of...
gays grabbing your arse and copping a feel.
Do you mind?
No, no, but, like, you know, these guys get...
pissed. And some of them are really fucking strong
as well.
They have these parties out in the villa.
Mm-hmm.
And the only women they invite are just old, rich hags.
I mean, like, you know, they're nice and that, but...
I didn't come to Sicily to have tea with old ladies.
Yeah.
I've, um-- I was kind of hoping that
Sicily would be more of an adventure, you know.
But so far, it's just been...
soul-crushing.
- Soul-crushing? - Mm-hmm.
Fucking hell.
All right. Well then, if you want an adventure,
stick with me!
'Cause I know how to have fun in the sandbox.
If you know what I mean.
I-- I...
...don't know what you mean by that.
I'll teach you.
♪ (RELAXED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Okay.
Hmm.
Matteo.
Allora...
Oh.
This place is so beautiful.
It is.
I just wanna know the-- What-- what is that?
Isola Bella.
There's a story attached to that island.
- Yeah. - There's a house on it.
It was owned by a wealthy Swedish family,
and the old matriarch was the last one living in it.
♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
And there were these powerful local investors,
if you know what I mean,
who wanted the house, wanted the island.
But the old battle-ax wouldn't budge.
They made her all kinds of offers.
And then one day, her body was found
in a heap at the bottom of the rocks.
They killed her?
Oh, my God!
But now, the house is open to the public,
so maybe it was worth it.
We should go and see it.
You're just here with your assistant, right?
No, no, I-- I...
I actually came here with my husband, uh...
but he left.
♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
He left you alone in Sicily?
Why would he leave you?
- It's a long story and-- - Well, we have all day.
Tell me everything from the beginning.
Well...
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
I was born in San Francisco.
Oh, from the very beginning.
- Okay. - And, um...
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
- Hi. - Here you go, miss.
Thank you.
Bye.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you, Francesco.
Bye, thank you.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Hey.
Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so glad to be back.
Nice dress.
Daphne bought it for me in Noto.
They didn't clean the room?
Oh, yeah, sorry. The maid did come.
I was just still in bed, so...
How'd it go?
It's what I thought.
It's a front.
The whole thing, the whole kissy, perfect thing.
- It's a front. - Yeah.
He cheats on her.
Why do you say that?
Because she basically told me.
And I think she does it, too.
- Really? - Yes.
I mean, she was super vague.
But the point is, they have a twisted relationship,
and we are fine. Compared to them...
we are fine.
I'm happy to see you.
Yeah?
You got drunk?
The Jet Skiing was fun.
Oh, and she has no women friends, like, at all.
I'm, like, basically her best friend now,
and I barely know her.
Isn't that crazy?
Why does she have no female friends?
Because she basically realized
that they were all talking shit behind her back.
Kinda like you are now?
Okay, so she gave me an edible,
which I know was a mistake. I know, I know, I know.
I might need to go to the bathroom.
But I started tripping out, like... ...crazy.
You know how I get.
- Yeah. - It was a disaster.
I'm, like, going down the wormhole, like...
...so high. Just, like...
- Mm-hmm. - ...everything that's coming out of her mouth,
I'm just like, "What?"
- I gotta... - I'm like, "Wow!"
You know? And, like, she thinks that, like,
everybody wants to be her,
- everybody wants her life. - Yeah.
No.
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Okay.
I think I can rally.
So, uh, what do you wanna do today?
Do you wanna do something just us?
Do you want me to see what they wanna do, or...?
Um, I guess.
All right. Cool.
Hey! Hi, so, uh, yeah, what do you--
Go to the beach?
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Um...
- Huh? - Oh, sorry.
Sorry, hi. Excuse-- Excus-ez me, sorry.
Um, I-- You can't sit there.
I'm just-- I'm saving this seat.
You don't want us to sit here?
Oh, I'm just-- I'm saving it for my friend.
Can we sit here until your friend comes?
Uh-- I just-- I think she's coming any minute now,
- so... - Oh.
Yeah.
I've seen you around.
Yeah! I've seen you around.
Cool, taste the rainbow.
Sounds like something out of Willy Wonka.
So what's Palermo like?
Palermo's fucking wild.
It's mental, man. People just--
They party in the street, and they fight in the street,
and they fuck in the street.
It's my kind of town.
Is this villa just like...
Ah, Portia, it's the tits.
It's so fucking nice. You gotta come see it.
- I would love to come see it. - Would ya?
- Yes. - Yeah?
I don't think there's ever been a--
a woman under sixty inside of it.
- So, you would be the first. - I'm all right with that.
Hey.
Um, hey, I'm-- I'm Albie.
All right, geez.
So, I-- I saved you a chair over there.
I think I got the last one, so...
- ♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ - Oh! Cool.
Yeah. Thank you. Um...
Yeah, I think I just need to be here with Tanya
just a little longer,
and these guys just ordered us all this food, so...
Um, yeah, seems like
there's a party going on or something.
I mean, I do wanna hangout, so I'll come find you and...
- Yeah, I'm-- - Yeah.
- I'm right over there. - Okay, I just--
- Albie! - You know.
- We got a table. Hi, Portia. - Hey!
Yeah, I'll-- I'll find you, okay? Um...
Well, I'll-- Uh, yeah. I'll see you later.
- See ya. - Nice to meet you.
Who's he?
Oh, gosh, he's this guy that I-- I-- I met at the hotel, and...
- I think he likes you. - Mm-hmm.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Albie! - Hey.
I want you to see what I got.
What do you think?
Like, what?
It's for your mom. Think she'll like it?
It's nice, right? Wasn't cheap.
Oh! It's perfect. She's gonna love it.
I got some earrings for Cara, too.
You can't just buy people off, Dad.
It's a gesture, Albie.
Like I said, I'm happy to talk to her.
No. She's not gonna listen to you.
She respects me.
Not in this area, no, she does not.
The only person that she'd actually listen to
is probably...
But, whatever.
I'm not gonna be your advocate in this, Dad.
I get it. I understand. That's fine. That's fair.
I just think,
probably want the family to stay together, but...
That is-- Wow, that is so manipulative.
What?
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
I have to go.
Sorry.
Uh, no, no, no.
He'll be all right. He'll be all right.
Ciao, how are you dear?
- I think, uh-- - Sì.
I think we're ready to order.
- Go first. - Tell me something.
What are these numbers...
- Wow. - ...beside all these dishes?
- Yeah. - Are those the prices?
Why are you worried about the price?
It's not like you're paying for anything, all right.
Nice!
- Menus. - Four spritzers. Thanks.
We shouldn't even be drinking.
Oh, come on. Hair of the dog, man.
I just don't wanna throw up again.
Wow, you guys really drank a lot, huh?
Oh, my God. You should've seen him.
Tearing up the dance floor.
Really?
Can't drink like that anymore. I'm out of practice.
Hmm.
Well, I did some damage myself,
and I have the receipts to prove it.
So Christmas is going to be molto Italiano.
Oh, kill me now.
Are you okay?
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (MUSIC FADING) ♪
Sì.
♪ (FRENETIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Yeah!
No, Mia. No!
Vado.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
♪ ("UN ANNO D'AMORE" BY MINA PLAYING) ♪
So, you see? It's just been a series of...
...very bad decisions.
- No. You've had very bad luck. - I know, I know.
You're like the-- the heroine of your own Italian opera.
Does that mean I'm doomed?
No. Of course, it doesn't.
You're too fabulous to be sad.
Look where you are.
Drink your rosé.
Best thing about luck is, it can always change.
Do you really believe that?
No.
Wow.
♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
Your friend didn't come.
Oh, yeah. No, she came, but, uh,
she's over there.
I don't want her to see me pointing.
She left you alone. That's not nice.
It's fine, honestly. It's no big deal.
Can I have her chair?
Yeah. Sure, I mean--
- Yeah? - Might as well.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Hi. I'm Lucia.
- Albie. Hi. - Hi.
Um, so, w-- where you from?
Um... I'm from Catania.
- Oh, cool. - Yeah.
I think-- I think we're going there at some point.
- Ciao. - Ciao.
Hmm?
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
Okay.
Sì.
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS, TURNS DRAMATIC) ♪
Ciao! Ciao!
So, do you like this blue Sicilian water?
- ♪ (MUSIC TURNS INTRIGUING) ♪ - Yeah. Of course.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, beautiful. I have an idea.
Do you want to go for a swim?
Um...
- Yeah. Yeah, sure. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Let's go. - Let's go.
- Whoo! - No, no, no.
Yeah.
Eh?
♪ (MUSIC TURNS INTRIGUING) ♪
You said your name is Lucia?
- "Lucia." Yes. - ALBIE. Lucia.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
So, you live in Los Angeles, right?
Yeah.
I always wanted to go to Los Angeles.
That is my dream!
You've only ever lived in Sicily?
- Yeah. - Wow!
- Your English is really good. - Really?
- Yeah. It's amazing. - Thank you.
Yeah.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
Luci!
Ciao!
What she want?
Uh...
She always ask for something, but I don't care.
How do you say, "I don't care," in Italian?
Uh, "Non me ne fotte!"
♪ (MUSIC TURNS FRENETIC) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Hmm?
♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Next time, leave your husband. Come to Èze.
Yeah. We know everybody.
- Really? - We-- We take you everywhere.
You understand little bit French?
Oui, un petit peu.
- (IN ENGLISH) Tell us. - Ooh!
Yeah. Look, listen.
(IN ENGLISH) Come on.
Oh!
♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(IN ENGLISH) Yeah, 'cause, like, Jack Dorsey,
he does barrel saunas.
- Crazy. - I think he only eats dinner.
- What? - Or, like, he fasts at the weekends.
I wanna get one of those hyperbaric,
- uh, chambers, you know? - Mm.
- Put it in-- put it in the house. - Why?
So I can fucking live forever.
A hundred and eighty years old.
I don't wanna live forever.
I really don't wanna be old.
- Oh, baby. - No.
You're-- you're never gonna be old to me.
- No? - No, never.
What about your workout, man? You're looking jacked.
Uh, I don't know. I just, like, go running
and I do some, like, body weight stuff...
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Uh-huh.
- Hmm? Ah. - Your hair.
Ah! Uh...
♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Are you ready?
Mm-hmm.
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
Okay.
What is going on with you?
You've been acting like a zombie all day.
Is it them? Like, do you not want to go
to dinner with them? Are you sick of them?
Are you ever going to talk to me again?
What happened yesterday?
We just...
went Jet Skiing, and then...
and then we drank too much.
Who were you with?
Um...
each other, and...
I guess we talked to s-- like, other people at the bar.
What other people?
Like, no one I would ever talk to again.
Just random people.
- Random guys or random girls? - Random both. Why?
What?
- Okay. - What are--
What are you worried about? Like--
Oh, my God.
Hey.
- Hey! - Hey! What's up?
- You guys ready? - Yes!
- Let's do it. I'm hungry. - Me too.
- I like that outfit. - Thank you!
You know, two months ago, I couldn't even fit into it.
- Baby weight is such a bitch. - Yeah.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
You coming, big guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just gotta get a key.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- ♪ (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - I really like those guys.
Don't you?
If you're looking for a friend,
gay guys are really the best.
Because, let's face it,
women are kinda...
depressing.
Oh.
You think?
Yeah. I think most women are drips.
But it's not their fault.
Yeah. They have a lot to be depressed about.
But you know, they are not fun.
These gay guys are fun.
I think that nephew really likes you.
- No. No. - Yeah. I do.
Do you like him?
- He is pretty hot. - What's up? Buonasera.
You look stunning.
- Missed me? - A little.
Did you miss me?
I put on fresh underwear for ya.
Why? Did you shit your pants?
- No. They're my sexy underwear. - Oh.
I put 'em on for special occasions, don't I?
It's all right. I'll model them for you later.
We'll see about that.
♪ L is for the way You look at me ♪
♪ O is for the Only one I see ♪
♪ V is very, very Extraordinary ♪
♪ E is even more than Anyone that you adore can ♪
- ♪ And love... ♪ - Jesus Christ.
He's worse than usual.
- Hey. - Hey.
Do you guys, um, mind if I skip dinner tonight?
I-- I met someone at the beach,
and I was kind of hoping to have dinner with her.
"Her"? Yeah.
Sure, go do your thing. We're fine.
Cool. Thanks. Um...
- I'll see you at breakfast. - See you then.
Yep.
- Good luck! - Good night.
Good for him.
Jealous?
Of what?
- Come on. A little? - No!
I am. A little.
I may never see a naked woman again.
Although, I did see one today in my room.
The same girls I saw coming out of your room yesterday
were in my room today.
I walked in on them, and one of them was half-naked.
What were they doing in your room?
I have no idea.
But it was a nice surprise.
♪ Two in love can make it ♪
♪ Take my heart And please don't break it ♪
♪ Love is made for me and you ♪
Actually, I think it's fun. You know?
♪ (PIANO MUSIC STOPS) ♪
Oh, my God!
Four for dinner.
♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Ciao.
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
Sì.
Uh...
Ah.
- - Sì.
Prego.
Uh...
Ah. Sì.
- (IN ENGLISH) Okay. - Okay.
- - Sì.
(IN ENGLISH) Okay.
- Valentina! - Huh?
♪ (LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
Hey. Ciao.
- Mia. - Lucia.
Allora...
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Ciao. (IN ENGLISH) Hi.
Hi. Hey.
Um. So, my dad's cool if you still wanna have dinner?
Oh, really? Great.
- Um, let's have a drink first. - Okay, sure. Yeah.
Do you remember my friend, Mia?
Of course, hi. Ciao.
- Piacere. Mia. Ciao. - Albie.
Um, so-- so what are we drinking?
- Gin and tonic? - Sure. I'll do--
- I'll-- Three Gin and tonics? - Uh, for me, spritz.
T-- Okay. Two gin and tonics
- and a spritz. - Yeah.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Hey.
Those are the girls.
The ones in my room.
Now, Albie's with them.
Like father, like father, like son.
That was disturbing.
I have this really, really close girlfriend.
She has a son that has autism,
so we decided to do a 10K to raise money.
And, um, and I trained a bunch for it.
And I'm going, and there's this guy
that's sort of running next to me.
And all of a sudden, he just drops to the ground.
Out of nowhere. I mean, it was, like, surreal.
And he died.
Hey. Uh...
I just want to say thank you so much for today
because lately I've just been really low and...
I don't know, I feel like...
- I feel so much better now. - Oh, good.
Well, I am a huge advocate for distraction.
My whole life has been one long distraction.
Well, I just...
I want to thank you for including us
and, um, just--
You know, all of you for being so friendly, you know.
Why don't you come with us to Palermo tomorrow.
We're taking Hugo and Didier on the boat.
We're having a big party at the villa.
- ♪ ("TI RUBERÒ" BY BRUNO LAUZI PLAYING) ♪ - You have to see the villa
and the boat.
It's like, a really big party?
- Oh, yes. - Yes.
- Mm-hmm. - Yes.
And we'll find you
a terribly well-hung Italian stud. Heterosexual even.
I mean, I'm married, but...
We won't tell.
It is tempting.
- Come. - So, yes?
- Yeah. - Yes.
Oh. Please? Tanya.
I think you're coming.
W-- Yes! I will.
♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
Well, no singing around the piano tonight, girls.
Well, I just hope he's not dead.
Well, maybe they'll find a better one.
Quentin's very nice. I like him a lot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where are you going?
I don't know.
No, you're not going to bed.
It's still early. Let's get fucked.
Okay.
- Yes, geezer. - Hi!
Uh, two gin and tonics...
Dos Jägermeister.
- Dos Red Bull. - I'll just have--
I'll just have one-- one gin and tonic.
- What? - Grazie. For me, just--
Do you know the Italian gestures?
Uh, okay. Uh-huh. Like this?
One-- One Jägermeister, one Red Bull.
And this. When you...
...when you don't give a fuck.
Yeah, sorry. Yeah.
You don't care about something.
- Like-- like this. - Oh, okay.
- Like, "I don't care." - Yeah.
- And-- and then-- - Like, I don't care.
♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
I feel like we should, um, go drink over there, or...
not be here. I don't know. Hm.
What? What's wrong with you, why?
- ♪ (LIGHT TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - I feel bad.
You feel--
He's having a fucking great time.
He's doing all right.
He's just so sweet.
- Yeah, he's lovely. - Mm-hmm.
You clearly want to make him jealous,
- so let's make him jealous. - I-- I--
I don't want to make him jealous.
- Yeah, you do. - No.
- Yeah, you fucking do. - Oh.
And then I graduated. I went to Stanford.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah. And, um,
I moved back home.
And I was like, "Now what?"
And, um...
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Um...
I think, I'm-- I think, I'm going to leave.
- Mm. - I'm gonna go.
Don't let her win.
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
That's a twist.
- Fucking-- Hello! - Mm-hmm.
Wow...
Yeah.
- Um-- Mm-mm. - You all right? You look uncomfortable.
Let's, uh, let's go to my room. Yes.
Fucking-- Right!
I think we won.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Here we go. Come here.
- Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff. - Yeah.
I, uh, missed you last night.
- I missed you too, baby. - Mm...
Don't you ever leave me again. Okay?
- I won't. - You promise?
Yeah, I promise.
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
What happened last night?
Nothing. I told you.
I mean...
...there was one thing that happened.
I guess, you were right.
Cameron asked me to invest money with him. So...
Probably is the reason they invited us on vacation.
That's it?
What are you worried about?
Nothing.
♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Oh!
- Wow! - Sexy, right?
Do you like them?
- Yeah? - Yes, they're really great.
- Yeah? - Yeah. I think--
Ooh, hello.
You're naughty.
Hi.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I think I'm gonna cum.
Can I cum? I'm gonna cu--
I'm cumming.
Oh, my God.
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