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{\an8}[heist music playing]
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Pip, pip, cheerio!
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The Bad Guys are off
to steal the Queen's jewels.
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[in British accent] Love to get the old
paws on some rare British loot, I do.
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Should probably
use a British moniker today,
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like "The Bad Lads."
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Yeah, The Bad Lads.
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You can drop the accents.
We got a problem.
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{\an8}Everything's not okay in the UK.
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{\an8}The traveling showcase of
the Queen's crown jewels has been delayed,
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after the flight from merry old England
was un-merrily canceled.
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{\an8}Must be that famously terrible UK weather.
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Bangers and mash!
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Bubbles and squeak!
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What the bobbies?
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But, hey, guess we have
a whole day off from criming.
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Day off? F-from crime? [chuckling]
Yeah, no. That's not gonna work for me.
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A heist a day or I get hot flashes.
I have a doctor's note.
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[in British accent] Blimey! If I go a day
without doing a crime, I'll pop, I will.
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Again, we really can drop the accents now.
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[sighs] I could go a day without criming.
It would be hard, but I bet I could.
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You? [laughs]
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You're the most impulsive crook
I ever met. You wouldn't last an hour.
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Poppycock! Which is British for,
"Try me, you scaley sock puppet!"
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Oh! That sounds like a challenge.
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If it is, what you gonna do about it?!
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All right, let's all calm down.
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No need to get competitive about
who can go longest without doing crime.
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I'd nick the win off you blokes
without dripping a sweat.
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Them's fighting words.
You gonna take that, Wolf?
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I mean, as our leader,
I'd clearly win, because I, uh…
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I have the most crime control.
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Yes, that well-known quality
of a great criminal
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that I didn't just make up.
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Afraid not, guv'nor.
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I'd last the longest,
fins down, Bob's your uncle.
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[growling]
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[Webs] That's it!
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- We're doing a Con Test.
- [in British accent] Too right, innit.
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And the first rule, no more accents.
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Rubbish!
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[heist music playing]
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[engine revving]
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[hisses]
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[tires squealing]
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{\an8}The rules to our Con Test are simple.
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Who made you the bo--
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{\an8}I was getting to that!
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{\an8}As much as I'd love to destroy you all
in a battle of wills, and I would,
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I can't compete because it's impossible
for me to stop doing crime,
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{\an8}even for a single day.
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{\an8}Countries I secretly run
as a cyber shadow lord would collapse,
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{\an8}yada yada, so I'll be the referee.
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{\an8}[whistle blows]
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Now, pay attention!
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You all have to make it 12 hours,
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aka one full crime business day,
without committing any crime.
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{\an8}Any crime.
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{\an8}And I'll be watching you,
so no funny business.
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{\an8}Any questions?
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{\an8}I'm gonna need you
to be a little more specific
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{\an8}about what constitutes a crime.
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Yeah. What about hijinks?
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{\an8}Eh, I'll allow it.
But cool it on the shenanigans.
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What about mischief
that leans into a little misdemeanor?
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- Uh, def a penalty.
- [groaning]
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- [Wolf] What?
- No shame if you all want to back out now.
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[scoffs] No, I… No way.
I have total crime control.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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I don't have a crime problem.
I can stop whenever I want.
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I'm going to destroy you.
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[whistle blows]
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How about
we make it a little more interesting?
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We haven't doled out the new bedrooms yet,
and there's that nice big one.
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[chuckles] I mean, that room
rightfully should go to me, as the leader.
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Then win it fair and square, Wolf.
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Because the Bad Guy
with the largest wardrobe,
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me, deserves it most.
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Again, me.
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With a room like that,
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I'd never have to deal with
the mess you slobs make ever again.
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Snake specifically.
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Big mistake, fish boy.
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I didn't care about the room,
but now that I know how much you want it,
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I'm gonna steal it from you by winning.
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[Webs] It's settled.
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Whoever makes it to the day's end
without committing a heist
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wins bragging rights…
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and the room.
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And the day starts…
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now!
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[whistle blows]
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[siren wailing]
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Ah, dang.
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[Webs] Wow.
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Okay, let's say that was a mulligan.
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But you only get one false start.
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We're going for real this time.
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So, I don't know, don't do crime?
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Maybe use your time productively
to unpack all these boxes.
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[gasps] Ooh!
Unpacking is kind of like cleaning.
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Yeah, let's do this!
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- I can unpack more than Piranha.
- Anything to get my mind off crime.
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[keyboard clacking]
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What the heck?
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This is just
a bunch of old push pop sticks.
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Why would I pack this?
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Anybody have the feeling
somebody's been going through our stuff?
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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Oh, yeah.
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Some sort of shadowy figure's
been looming around the lair,
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desperate to get into your moving boxes.
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Paranoid much?
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My old salesman getup!
I can go deep method into character.
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A character that isn't tempted to crime.
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Norman P. McNormal,
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the most average, regular,
unremarkable, un-criminal guy ever.
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[grunts]
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I found my Sleepyfin Tea!
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Now I can snooze the day away
instead of feeling the urge to scourge.
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This is good.
Not thinking about crime at all.
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Wait a sec.
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Le Grand Loup Criminel!
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These were my favorite comics as a pup.
I totally forgot I had this.
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Ah, the swagger, the class,
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the joie de heist.
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Pretty much
modeled my entire vibe after him.
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This will be the perfect distraction.
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[water bubbling]
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[Norman] Why, it's just me,
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Norman McNormal, top salesman
in quarter one of the fiscal year,
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which, of course,
is different than the calendar year.
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[groans] I'm fine.
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Not tempted to do crime.
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At all. Nope. Not me.
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[laptop beeping]
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- Better figure out something fast, Snake.
- Ha!
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[knot tightening]
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I'm unstoppable!
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- [snoring]
- [Snake] Hey, Piranha, try to beat me now.
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Hey, Shark! Shark! Shark!
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Check me out. Look. Shark!
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Actually, it's Norman.
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That's some mighty fine knotwork
you got there.
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Haven't seen a sheepshank that tight
since I was a shark sprout. [chuckles]
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I bet you think I want you to untie me.
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But guess what. I don't.
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That's nice.
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I'm actually gonna do my taxes now,
but you have fun.
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[chuckles] Yep. No one untie me.
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You all think I want you to,
but I've never been better.
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You might even hear something
that sounds like me begging to be untied.
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You know, "Untie…"
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I have total crime control,
and everything is… fine.
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Hey, uh, Norman?
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You're not gonna untie me, right?
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Sure won't. I promise. It is weird
that you keep checking so often.
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Yeah. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good, good, good, good.
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Good. [chuckles]
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[straining]
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You gotta untie me right now!
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I need to steal some dessert!
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Wolf?
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Shark?
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Please. I'm dying!
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It's literally
in your best interest to untie me.
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You made me promise not to.
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And I, Norman P. McNormal,
always keep my word.
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It's on the McNormal family crest,
by the way.
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[wails]
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[glass shattering]
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- [Snake screaming]
- [tires screeching]
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Oh, he honestly lasted
longer than I expected.
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That's one down,
three left in the competition
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for the win and the room.
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{\an8}Man, these, uh,
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{\an8}perfectly rendered drawings
of slick crimes being done
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{\an8}on the dangerous streets of Paris
are totally not tempting at all.
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Sweet, succulent French crime.
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- Mm! [gasps]
- [elevator rumbling]
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I'm out, baby!
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And trust me… Hoo-hoo!
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{\an8}…it's worth it.
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Oh, man! I love stealing.
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- [snoring]
- I just love not paying.
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I love wanting a push pop,
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and then I get that push pop,
no matter what.
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Crime, you are my mistress
and my muse. [chuckles]
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Yeah, I gotta go for a walk or something.
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I can't stay in here.
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Oh. Mind if old Norman comes along?
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[Wolf inhales deeply]
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[sighs] This fresh air is great.
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Totally got my mind off crime. [gasps]
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[wind gusting]
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My credit card number is 6-9-7-0…
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- [gasps]
- [woman] Wow!
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The big city!
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I hope no one takes advantage
of my bright-eyed optimism
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and robs me blind on day one.
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Is it me, or are there
an extra amount of crimes out here
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just waiting to happen?
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Just you, friendo.
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- How are you doing this so well?
- Oh, Shark's gone deep method.
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See?
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[Shark] I'm still in here,
but when I go deep method…
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[Norman] …Shark becomes Norman.
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Going this deep
can be hard to come back from. [laughs]
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Oh, but he's a professional,
so nothing to worry about.
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I don't even know why
I said that last part out loud. Huh.
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[Webs on earpiece] Uh, Wolf!
Looks like you're having a hard time.
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What's going on, Mister Crime Control?
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[wind gusting]
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Hey, uh, Norman?
K-keep talking. Tell me about that…
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W-what did you call it?
Backstory? Yeah, that.
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My pleasure.
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I'm a simple salesman with a small family.
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Little Norman Junior plays Little League,
so I call him my little slugger.
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[chuckles] His birthday's coming up,
so we're taking him to the waterpark.
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[yawns]
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Man, do I feel rested.
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And yet, I'm ready for more snoozing.
Where's my tea?
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And I thought you tooted a lot
when you were awake.
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It's okay to be jealous
of my sleep squeakers.
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So, you're out already, huh?
[tuts] Pretty embarrassing.
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Why, I oughta…
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[grunts] You're lucky
I've got push pop paralysis.
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I may have lost,
but I can't let that tiny twerp win.
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Hey, Webs,
I'm free to do as I please now, right?
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[whistle blows]
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Sorry. That was just for fun.
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You have no idea the power you feel
when you blow a whistle.
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You're out, so whatever's up your sleeve,
my eight legs are tied.
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[hissing] Sweet.
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Hey, Piranha,
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is that a huge monster
attacking the city outside?
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What? Big Greg is back in town?
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Whoops! False alarm. [chuckles]
Anyway, your tea is ready. Drink up.
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I'm sure it will knock you right out.
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[slurps, burps]
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00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,122
Feeling a little chipper, are we?
244
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,290
I feel…
245
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,501
Wow! I feel everything!
246
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,337
Like wide awake
and ready to do some crime?
247
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,964
It's time to do what I do best!
248
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,594
- Cleaning montage on max mode!
- Wait. What?
249
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,221
[laughing maniacally]
250
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,358
I saved the best for last. Doing the di…
251
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,651
[snoring]
252
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,904
- What the heck just happened?
- [whistle blows]
253
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,989
Looks like he's crashing
so he'll sleep more.
254
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,617
Might be out for the day.
Was that your intention?
255
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:45,996
Weird. But who am I to judge?
I'm just a tiny genius with a whistle.
256
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,457
[groans]
257
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:53,045
[Norman] And that's the ins and outs
of working in door-to-door sales.
258
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:57,049
Now let me tell you all about
the magic of corporate bookkeeping.
259
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,010
You see, it all starts
with your classic spreadsheet.
260
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,226
Oh, that's not good.
261
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,606
[whimpers]
262
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,153
- [klaxon blares]
- [screams] My ear holes!
263
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,363
Wake up, you lazy bum! You lost!
264
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:23,993
Impossible! I've been sleeping all day.
I'm clean as a whistle in a bubble bath.
265
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,786
- Watch it and weep!
- [button clicks]
266
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,580
- [laughs]
- [gasps]
267
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:33,377
Pretty shocking stuff, bud.
You've committed sleep crimes.
268
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:37,131
Eww! Your sleptomania is contagious?
You been using my toothbrush?
269
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,966
Never touched a toothbrush in my life.
270
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:42,261
Stop trying to change the subject.
I caught you red-handed.
271
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,388
Wait a minute. Rewind that back.
272
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,973
- Gladly.
- [button clicks]
273
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,100
Something's not right.
274
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,313
[gasps] There's dirty dishes in the sink!
275
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,315
This footage is obviously fake.
276
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,067
You know I'd never do crimes
before scrubbin' the grubbin'.
277
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,611
You tried to sabotage me
278
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,030
because of
your twisted sense of competition!
279
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,615
[Piranha yelling]
280
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,785
Hey, Webs! You seeing this?
Feels pretty crimey to me.
281
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,914
- [whistle blows]
- Sorry. The whistle has a mind of its own.
282
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,000
But you started this, so I'll allow it.
Playground rules.
283
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,752
[Piranha yells, gnashes]
284
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:19,173
So I said,
"Working hard or hardly working?"
285
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:22,635
And he replied,
"Please stop talking to me."
286
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,846
And after that,
we became the fastest of friends.
287
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,389
Jiminy Christmas!
288
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,392
Does Norman Junior
ever love a good pinwheel.
289
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,393
BRB.
290
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:32,728
[sighs]
291
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:38,901
I want that room, but I…
I can't do this anymore.
292
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,195
[French accent] Bonjour, little wolf cub.
293
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,364
- [munching]
- [Wolf] Le Grand Loup Criminel?
294
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,406
You're real?
295
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,616
You're my idol.
296
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,868
Oui, oui. You have taste most excellent.
297
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,329
But tell moi, why do we sit on the bench
298
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:53,415
when we should be
ransacking this silly baby town?
299
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,418
Listen, this is gonna sound crazy. Um…
300
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,629
Crazier than hallucinating a cartoon?
301
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,674
Yes. No. Maybe.
But I can't do crime right now.
302
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:06,303
I have to prove I have crime control.
You know, I'm sure.
303
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,264
Ah, yes, of course!
304
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,933
Le contrôle criminel. Definitely a thing.
305
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,519
So I can't do crime
for a full business day.
306
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,938
No crime for the entire day?
307
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,481
But that is so…
308
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,275
so…
309
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,401
le boring!
310
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,694
It is almost funny!
311
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:25,030
Let us throw our heads back
and laugh at your delusion. [laughs]
312
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,035
No fan garçon of my mine
is going to be so pathetic!
313
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,080
Now, stand up, that I might
better beat you with my baguette.
314
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,748
- [scoffs] Do I have to?
- Oui.
315
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,084
[grunts] Ow! Ooh! Ow!
316
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,085
- En garde!
- Ow!
317
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,461
Oh. Oh, wow.
318
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,047
Wolf's losing it. [chuckles] Hysterical.
319
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,299
[Piranha yells]
320
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,509
[grunts, yells]
321
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,886
Piranha, put that down!
322
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,387
[yells]
323
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,556
Wow! Look at the time.
324
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,391
- [Piranha gasps]
- [chair clattering]
325
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,769
9:00 p.m.? But that's--
326
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,980
The end of the crime business day.
327
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,899
- You made it. See? Look.
- [button clicks]
328
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,444
You made it.
It's the end of the crime business day.
329
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,737
You won.
330
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,407
Wow! You beat me fair and square.
331
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,702
Ha-ha! Crime, how I've missed you!
332
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,293
- Whoa! Ow! Whoa!
- Allez! To the jewelers, we must rob!
333
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,588
You don't understand. I have to
prove my crime control to my team.
334
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,049
It's the only way
to win the biggest bedroom.
335
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:28,260
The biggest bedroom?
You never mentioned this was the prize.
336
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:32,514
The leader of any opération criminel
deserves nothing less
337
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,266
than the big chambre of sleep.
338
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:39,104
Exactly. I could use the extra room
to plan heists and build forts.
339
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,814
[sighs] Encroyable.
340
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,900
We must defeat the big fish, eh?
341
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,320
It is simple.
You must trick him into doing crime first.
342
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,113
Fish are notoriously gullible.
343
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,824
They fall for anything,
even push pop stick puppets.
344
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,034
What?
345
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,452
We shall destroy Norman,
346
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:57,373
transforming him
from happy pappy to desperate dada.
347
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,333
Look! The mark approaches.
348
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,670
I just… Yeah, I-I…
I don't know if I could do that to Norman.
349
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,963
I mean, Shark. [grunts]
350
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,924
Come on.
You didn't come here to make les amis.
351
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,678
The sooner you defeat him, the sooner
we ransack the city. Think of it.
352
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,347
You and me, your childhood hero,
353
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,974
doing crimes together,
354
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,185
being super cool
and eating very long bread.
355
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,104
Well, sacrebleu, I'm in.
356
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,439
Uh, don't do that. It's offensive.
357
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,567
[indistinct whispering]
358
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,822
Wolf? Oh, Wolf? Don't worry.
I got you a pinwheel too, buddy.
359
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:30,906
[phone vibrating]
360
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,325
And a good evening to you.
Norman speaking.
361
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,494
Hi. Uh, Norman, it's, uh--
362
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,371
Come on. Enhance the delusion.
363
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,792
[in gruff voice] Norman, it's your boss
at the sales job, place, thing.
364
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,170
Whatever. Listen up. You're fired.
You're fired from selling your sales.
365
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,672
- Goodbye forever.
- [beep]
366
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,926
- [phone vibrating]
- Hello?
367
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,220
[Wolf, in deep voice]
It's your husband, Kenneth.
368
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,139
- Sweetie, I--
- Terrible news!
369
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,767
Little Norman Junior is sick.
It's awful. It's his, uh…
370
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,685
Splongle?
371
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,022
His splongle! It's a totally real
internal organ that everyone has.
372
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,399
And Norman Junior's is perforated.
373
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,776
No!
374
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,279
We need money
for the transplant immediately.
375
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,072
If we only had, say…
376
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,366
a jewelry store's worth of money,
377
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,411
that would pay for a new splongle
for our boy.
378
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,662
[gasps] I gotta go.
379
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,206
- He's writhing in pain!
- [phone beeps]
380
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,460
- A little dark, no?
- Yeah, I went too far at the end there.
381
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,587
[phone beeps]
382
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,504
[gasps]
383
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,964
[lock turning]
384
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,508
[guard whistling cheery melody]
385
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:41,310
[in stilted voice]
I must do it for Little Norman Junior.
386
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,523
Webs, you're gonna want to see this.
387
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,525
[Webs chuckles] I'm already watching.
388
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,195
You're getting awfully close
to entrapment, Wolf,
389
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,156
but you're walking that line
like a champion line-walker.
390
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,449
Proceed.
391
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,078
[grunts]
392
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,247
Hurry, Norman! Think of Norman Junior.
You're running out of time.
393
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,376
You're right, Wolf.
I-I need a fresh splongle for my boy.
394
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,670
I don't have time to pull a heist.
395
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,298
I need a splongle, right now!
396
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,176
Au revoir.
397
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,303
- [Norman growls]
- [gasps]
398
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,139
Loup, come back.
R-rendezvous? Uh, baguette?
399
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,516
- [screams]
- [Shark roars]
400
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,434
[chuckling] Oh, man! I needed that.
401
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,561
Stealing looks good on me, right, Webs?
402
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,687
[whistle blows]
403
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,816
That's a really obvious crime, buddy.
You're out.
404
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,318
What? B-but you said I already won.
405
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,320
Did she, though?
406
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,988
[chuckles menacingly]
407
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,659
[Webs on TV] You made it.
It's the end of the crime business day.
408
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,868
You won.
409
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,703
[Snake cackles]
410
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,164
I faked it all, you idiot!
411
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,166
[cackles] And you fell for it!
412
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,417
[Piranha groans]
413
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,211
You lose! You lose!
414
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,046
[Piranha yells]
415
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,969
[chuckles] Webs, you seeing this?
416
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,387
He's finally snapped.
417
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,806
Technically,
you're both out of the competition now,
418
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,391
so I have no jurisdiction.
419
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,144
But personally, I'm Team Fish on this one.
420
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,812
[screaming]
421
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,568
[panting]
422
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,529
Shark, it's me!
423
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,656
You're too method! You've crossed over!
424
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,118
There is no Shark, only Norman!
425
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,329
All render the splongle unto me!
426
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,257
[Webs on earpiece] Careful.
427
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,675
Jaywalking is a crime.
428
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,970
[sighs] There's not even any cars,
and I looked both ways.
429
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,221
[clattering]
430
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,681
- [gasps]
- [tires screeching]
431
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,266
Come on, come on.
432
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,310
Come on, come on, come on. Change.
433
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,979
Change. Change. Please change.
434
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,689
[growls]
435
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:51,607
[yells]
436
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,692
[operatic music playing]
437
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,282
Wolf is out!
438
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,783
[Piranha yelling]
439
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,038
- [Wolf] He's gonna kill me!
- [Norman yelling]
440
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,749
[grunting]
441
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,461
[Piranha yells]
442
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:17,674
[Webs] Unbelievable.
443
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,260
Looks like our Con Test
has now transformed
444
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,846
into some sort of gladiatorial deathmatch.
445
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,139
Exciting!
446
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,724
[yelling]
447
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,227
Guys, you gotta help me!
Norman is out of control!
448
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,353
[gnashes]
449
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,313
[Wolf] Fin Bro, do something!
450
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,566
And scene!
451
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,944
- [Wolf grunts]
- [clattering]
452
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,030
[Shark] The only way
to diffuse an actor. Phew!
453
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,783
I really lost it there.
I'm so sorry, Wolf.
454
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,034
I went too deep.
455
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,871
I think I did too.
456
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,959
And, hey, it's clear you're the winner.
Just, please, don't ever eat me again.
457
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,212
Actually,
trying to harvest your roommate's organ,
458
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:58,507
even a made-up one,
like a splongle, is definitely a crime.
459
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,175
And it's still just 6:45.
460
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,093
Huh?
461
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,595
Wait. So, after all that,
there's no winner?
462
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,265
I guess none of you have crime control.
463
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,434
I can't believe you used arts
and crafts against me.
464
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,602
That's insidious!
465
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,437
Yeah, and I'd do it again!
466
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,440
I can't believe the crime
I had no control over was jaywalking.
467
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:19,069
That's so embarrassing,
so unlike my idol, Le Grand Loup.
468
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,948
And now I don't get the big bedroom?
You really blew this for me, Shark.
469
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,742
I wouldn't have chased you
if you hadn't threatened my boy.
470
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,286
Your son isn't real!
471
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,996
Neither is Loopy!
472
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,123
- [whistle blows]
- Guys, guys!
473
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,083
Come on. Let's simmer down.
474
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,377
I'm sure we can come
to some sort of agreement.
475
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,464
You know,
I'd rather let Webs have that big room
476
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,467
than any one of you deluded weirdos.
477
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,593
- Fine.
- Whatever.
478
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,723
Oh, I… I mean, if you all insist,
479
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,142
I guess I wouldn't mind
taking the big room.
480
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,817
There's no way Webs, like,
planned this whole thing, right?
481
00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,818
- What?
- How?
482
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:00,902
Impossible.
483
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,989
Not if you have total crime control.
484
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,532
[cackles]
485
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,621
{\an8}The traveling showcase of
the Queen's crown jewels has been delayed,
486
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:15,500
{\an8}after the flight from merry old England
was un-merrily canceled.
487
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,592
I found my Sleepyfin Tea!
488
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,558
Sweet, succulent French crime.
489
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:35,020
My old salesman getup!
I can go deep method into character.