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{\an8}[heist music playing]
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[Wolf] Thousands of years ago,
in a time before crime,
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a dastardly crook of a wolfanderthal
brazenly pulled a string of heists,
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the first ever in history.
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Heistory! Missed it!
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Our hero's name was Thalia,
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and her courageous exploration
of the frontier of crime
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prompted the formation
of the earliest security guard squad.
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[scoffs] Bunch of goons.
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Thalia successfully evaded her foes
time and time again,
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until… she met her end,
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falling into a frozen lake
while being pursued.
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Thalia was preserved for millennia
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{\an8}in this block of ice right here.
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What an icon.
The cave paintings don't do her justice.
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{\an8}You know, I did a DNA test for fun,
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{\an8}and it turns out
Thalia is a direct ancestor.
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{\an8}- Heisting is in my blood.
- [sighs]
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{\an8}Thalia's been such an inspiration to me
since I started criming,
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{\an8}which I know may sound cheap,
since I said the same thing about Loup,
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{\an8}but he was just a figment
of my imagination, and Thalia's real.
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{\an8}[chuckling] Obviously.
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Since you all can see her, right?
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Now, let's all just
keep looking right at her
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and rambling about how great she is.
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This is a chance
to learn about our origins.
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We've come so far,
but what's next for The Bad Guys?
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{\an8}How do we become the best,
worst Bad Guys we can be?
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{\an8}Just imagine crime back in her day.
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It was pure.
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{\an8}No modern distractions, like…
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{\an8}electricity.
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- [Snake chuckles]
- [Shark] Hoo-hoo!
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Hey! What's going on?
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{\an8}[beeping]
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{\an8}Warn me
before you steal something next time?
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[buzzer]
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[sinister music playing]
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[ice cracking]
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[heist music playing]
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[engine revving]
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[hisses]
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[tires screeching]
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[yawns] I slept like a baby
after that heist we pulled last night.
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You didn't heist anything.
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You whispered to an ice block
for 20 minutes
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while we lifted that necklace.
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Uh, the accomplishments of the team
are the accomplishments of the lead--
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[screaming]
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I'm flying! You're flying!
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Do I smell smoke?
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[Thalia grunting]
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Thalia?
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[gasps, snarls]
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- I'm hallucinating again.
- She's real, and trying to cook us!
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Mm. Nope, nope, nope.
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[yelling]
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[panting]
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[screaming]
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How is this possible? [whimpers]
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The cryochamber must have glitched
when I cut the power.
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She thawed out and followed us home!
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A living wolfanderthal.
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Freaky,
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but cool!
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[gasps]
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Whoa!
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And… maybe I spoke too soon.
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[snarls]
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- Her loot. She wants her loot back.
- [snarls]
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Go on, take it.
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Huh?
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[Thalia grunts]
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Us, friends.
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Thieves.
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Bad Guys.
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F-friends.
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Th-thieves.
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Bad.
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[Webs] Aww! They look like siblings.
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What? I love siblings.
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I have, like, 200 of them.
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Egg sac babies, represent!
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[stomach growling]
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[grunts] Hungry.
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Hungry? She's hung…
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Of course!
You haven't eaten in literal centuries.
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Snake, your push pops, please.
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They're the best-tasting thing we've got.
Come on.
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No.
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[munching]
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A former freeze pop
eating all my freeze pops.
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Oh, the irony.
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So, what do we do with her?
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We can't really shove her
back into her freezer.
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It would be inhumane.
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It's pretty cool
that the first thief was a lady.
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I mean, we're hanging
with the originator of crime.
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Talk about a clout machine.
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I like the way you think, Webs.
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Thalia could join The Bad Guys.
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What's badder than the first thief?
I'm calling a vote.
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I already can't believe
I know four people.
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I don't have room in my life for a fifth,
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even if she does
have an impressive resume.
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Come on, Snake.
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Thalia's our criminal predecessor.
She walked so we could run.
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If she hadn't worked up the nerve
to steal back then, where would we be?
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I could be a…
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[groans] …a guard.
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- [gasps]
- Yikes!
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Guards are the worst! Am I right?
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So right, Fin Bro.
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[laughs nervously]
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We'd never be friends with a guard,
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which is why we're totally on board
with Thalia joining.
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And she already likes us so much.
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Look at her adoring gaze.
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[grunts] Big push pop!
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Snake, come on. We'll call it a trial run.
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All right, all right.
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Looks like we just got
the newest member of The Bad Guys.
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We're gonna learn a thing or two
from Thalia's criminal instincts.
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[Webs] I already have.
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- [Thalia panting]
- Little help?
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No, no, no, no, no. Hey.
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No eating Webs, okay?
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All right, Thalia.
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Ready to show us what crime is all about?
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- [alarm ringing]
- [panting]
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[engine revving]
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[siren wailing]
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[Thalia grunting]
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[Snake] Yeah, I'm pretty sure crime is not
about throwing the loot out of the car.
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[Thalia howls]
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So, uh, Thalia's criminal instincts
might be a bit rusty.
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But let's not blame our mistakes
on the newbie.
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She did keep trying
to lock us in the vault.
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Ooh! Maybe she wanted
to nab all the loot for herself.
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That is pretty criminal,
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trying to throw us
under the bus like that.
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Okay, but she also set off the alarms.
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Twice!
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[panting] Thalia like alarm.
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Go whee-whoo! Whee-whoo!
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She's still catching up with the times.
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Just you wait.
Her instincts will kick in any second now.
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Thalia, alarms bad.
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No like alarms.
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Whee-whoo! Whee-whoo!
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Whee-whoo! Whee-whoo!
Whee-whoo! Whee-whoo!
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- Oh, yeah!
- [laughter]
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[fire crackling]
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Here's your cut of the take.
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- Can eat push pop?
- [Shark] No!
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It's very valuable.
Definitely no eating money.
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Then why valuable?
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Because, uh…
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I guess because society says it is?
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[sniffs, gasps]
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Smell! Tree!
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That's some nose you got.
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Money is paper,
and paper is made from trees.
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Tree make fire big!
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[gasps]
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- Rock 'n' roll!
- What is she doing?
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Wolf, stop her!
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Why is money valuable?
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It's all just a construct.
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I've been watching you.
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I watch you.
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Trying to get us caught earlier
so you could keep the money,
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then burning that money
'cause you know you can steal more.
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You're the real deal, aren't you?
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A pure criminal, just like me.
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Which is why I'm gonna teach you
the secrets of safe-cracking.
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Safe crack?
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Put your ear here,
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then slowly turn the dial. [gasps]
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[yells]
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- Safe crack!
- [dial thudding]
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Y-you don't literally crack it!
Now we'll never get the loot inside!
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Never.
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Ow! I take back everything I said.
We're nothing alike, you little--
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You little.
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Whoa!
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- [screams]
- [Thalia panting]
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Uh, Wolfie, I'm starting to think
that maybe we were wrong about Thalia.
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Come on.
That's just her criminal instincts.
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Besides, who hasn't wanted to stone Snake?
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She did try to roast me.
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Maybe Thalia wasn't trying to roast you.
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Maybe she was trying to keep you warm
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because she doesn't want you
turning into a freeze pop, like she did.
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Speaking of food…
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Yeah, Shark and I were thinking
we should re-stock the fridge,
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since Thalia's emptied it out.
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She does have a crazy appetite.
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We're gonna make
a quick run to the grocery store
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for some, uh, ham hocks.
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- Yeah.
- To the big meat!
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I can't believe we lied.
What if they find out?
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Whoa! We can't let that happen.
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We'd lose criminal cred
if the team knew we were friends with--
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There's my guys!
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- [screaming]
- Whoa!
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Calm down, buddies.
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Phew! Guard Gary.
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Seeing you in your uniform
still makes us jump. [chuckles]
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I get it. But you're safe
in the Friend Zone.
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[clears throat]
"Criminals and law enforcement
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must put aside differences
and coexist in peace."
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By playing with dice!
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- [chuckles]
- [dice rattling]
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We can't get enough of them
since you introduced us.
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Wahoo!
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[chuckling] I get you. Dice are wild.
You never know where they'll land.
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Just like life.
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I mean, we never thought
we'd be friends with you, Gary,
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but here we are.
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Three pals eternally bound
by the love of the die.
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Live and let die!
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Check out my under-the-leg knuckle-toss.
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I'm going for a curve die.
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[laughs] That's nothing!
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[alarm wailing]
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Dicing on the cake!
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Whoo! [laughs]
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- Dice guys finish first!
- [laughs]
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- Who's up for dice dominos?
- [laughter]
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- Oh, yeah!
- [phone vibrating]
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[gasps] Crud!
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I forgot the Friend Zone
doesn't get reception.
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Twenty missed calls from Webs,
and 200 messages?!
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"Where are you two? Need ham hocks."
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"Thalia's hungry. Trying to eat me."
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"Help! Lair. Now."
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[panting]
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[both gasp]
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- What happened here?
- I'll tell you what happened.
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Thalia's so-called criminal instincts
are a sham.
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She fails everything we throw at her,
she's destroyed the lair,
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and worst of all,
she's keeping us from going on heists!
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Uh-uh. I'd argue that the worst part
is her repeatedly trying to eat me.
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Wolf, face facts. This isn't working!
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You just don't understand Thalia.
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She embodies a… a pure form of crime.
Our approach to this has been all wrong.
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We've been trying
to get Thalia to crime like us,
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but we're the ones
who need to be more like her.
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This is ridiculous!
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We don't have anything to learn
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from an ancient lady
who barks at the toaster.
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[gasps, grunts]
254
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,953
Come on. Think about it.
255
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:06,832
Maybe, to become the best criminals
we could be now, we need to look back.
256
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,628
Who understands crime better than
its inventor? What do we have to lose?
257
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,421
- [Webs gasps]
- [sniffs]
258
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,547
Our dignity!
259
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,132
[Webs groans]
260
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:23,808
She doesn't heist for the loot.
She heists for the act of heisting itself.
261
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,102
Detach from the material.
262
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,230
- Enough burning money!
- We're not gonna have anything left!
263
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,023
You thinking what I'm thinking?
264
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,026
[Webs] Where do you two
keep running off to?
265
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,779
We need all hands on deck
for this wolfanderthal.
266
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,698
[both] Uh… Um…
267
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,950
[in unison] Ham hocks!
268
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,870
[Wolf laughs]
269
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:46,539
Safe crack!
270
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,457
[Snake groans]
271
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,834
[Snake yells, grunts]
272
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,878
You're just so in touch
with your primal side.
273
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,088
This, I gotta try.
274
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:58,217
Be wolf at my most wolf.
Really channel my inner criminal.
275
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,386
[clears throat] Safe crack!
276
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,720
[howls]
277
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,431
[Snake groans]
278
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,142
You're not gonna bash me too, are you?
279
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,393
[growls]
280
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,394
[gasps]
281
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,478
Whoa! Whoa!
282
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,230
[Wolf howls]
283
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,818
[whooping, laughter]
284
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:16,735
All right!
285
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,698
I'm feeling guilty
about ditching the team.
286
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,741
We're Bad Guys.
287
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,369
We're supposed to do wrong. Right?
288
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:29,415
Hey, are you two all right?
You seem a little distracted.
289
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:33,669
[sighs] You'd probably rather be
playing a real game, like cribbage.
290
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:37,590
Uh… What? No! Don't be silly, Gary.
291
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,009
Everything out there is the game.
292
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,053
But here, in the Friend Zone,
there are no rules.
293
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,972
We can just be ourselves.
294
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,349
There's nowhere we'd rather be.
295
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,351
[Thalia] No hack!
296
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,562
- [Webs whimpers]
- [Thalia snarls]
297
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:55,149
Thalia's saying that technology
is a crutch and a distraction.
298
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,693
We have to heist as we are. Don't you see?
299
00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,612
[Webs grunts]
300
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,447
[Webs] No!
301
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,826
{\an8}Do you know how hard it was
to get a good graphics card?
302
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,744
[laughter]
303
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,543
[groaning]
304
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,670
[Thalia] Guards fast.
305
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,713
[panting]
306
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,423
[Wolf panting]
307
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:23,302
Totally. We need to be fast
to outrun any guard.
308
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:25,304
[panting]
309
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,433
[panting]
310
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,645
But what if we just took a quick five?
311
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,484
{\an8}- Mm! Something smells delicious.
- [both scream]
312
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,904
Look who's finally back.
313
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,449
Where the heck were you two?
We were about to be canine kebabs!
314
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,451
H-ham hocks?
315
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:52,289
That's weird,
since you hams don't have any hams!
316
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,458
You've been sneaking out
like crazy lately.
317
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,502
And I get we're all super-sus peeps,
318
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,838
but when The Bad Guys need you,
you can't be AWOL!
319
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:03,300
Everyone always complains
about me not being a team player.
320
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,678
Well, pot, meet kettle.
321
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,347
- [sighs] We're sorry.
- But we're here now.
322
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,559
Good, because with Wolf caught up
in the cult of Thalia,
323
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,727
we need to work together to fix this.
324
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,189
I can't believe he'd choose
someone he just met over The Bad Guys!
325
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,483
- Yeah.
- Uh, not okay.
326
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,278
When I get my hands on him,
I'm gonna pulverize him.
327
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,573
It hurts to say it, but…
328
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,158
I know.
We gotta break things off with Gare-Bear.
329
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,368
[elevator bell dings]
330
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,078
[panting]
331
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,121
Fast!
332
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,206
Where's Wolf?
333
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,167
[imitating panting]
334
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,169
[cackles]
335
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,882
This mess can't go on.
336
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,925
And I know how to clean it up.
337
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,768
[panting]
338
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,062
Thalia probably beat me back, huh?
339
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,232
Hey, h-have you guys seen Thalia?
340
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,567
We sure did.
341
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,987
We saw her right out the door. [chuckles]
342
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,281
- What?
- He means we kicked her out.
343
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,908
Of the door and the lair.
344
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,784
And our lives. Forever!
345
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,995
I-I can't believe you double-crossed me.
346
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:13,913
Listen.
347
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,708
Thanks to her, you've been picking up
all these weird habits and ideas,
348
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,919
and trying to force us to join in.
349
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,922
We've had enough. Trial ended.
350
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,591
Thalia's just not cut out to be a Bad Guy.
351
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:30,220
As hard as it is to say goodbye
to someone you've really bonded with,
352
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,474
sometimes you've gotta do what
you gotta do for the good of the team.
353
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,683
[sniffles] Yeah.
354
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,352
[Piranha sobs]
355
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,146
[nose blowing]
356
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,691
[sniffles] I'm sorry. We need a moment.
357
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,068
[sobbing]
358
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,154
Mad respect to Thalia
for being the world's first criminal.
359
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:50,032
But, to be honest, she isn't a good one.
360
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,827
Fine. I admit it,
things aren't working with Thalia.
361
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,205
But she's still my direct ancestor.
362
00:15:56,288 --> 00:16:00,000
We're pack animals, and she can't make it
all on her own in the modern world.
363
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:03,379
So I'm gonna go find her
and bring her back. Who's with me?
364
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,093
Yeah, don't know what I was expecting.
365
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,679
[Wolf howls]
366
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,889
[howls]
367
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,557
Thalia!
368
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,977
[howls]
369
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,730
Think, Wolf. She's scared, alone.
Where would she go?
370
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,983
Oh. I got it!
371
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,655
[grunts]
372
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,824
[chuckles]
373
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,953
Just wait till the other Bad Guys hear
about this. You are a great criminal.
374
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,331
Look at you, solo-stealing your gear
back from the exhibit.
375
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,334
Not stole. Already mine. [snarls]
376
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,377
Mine!
377
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,255
That's the kind of confidence
that makes you a great thief.
378
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,673
The world is yours.
379
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,052
Whoa, whoa! Whoa, there.
Thalia, y-you can't put the necklace back.
380
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,221
Criminals don't do give-backsies.
381
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,973
[grunting]
382
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,019
[Thalia snarls]
383
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,231
[Gary] Loving all these hangs lately,
384
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,150
and these silent smiles.
385
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,027
[Piranha whimpers]
386
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,446
I-I can't do this, Shark.
387
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,197
We have to be strong.
388
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,120
[soft piano music playing]
389
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,339
[Shark sobs]
390
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,467
G-Gary! Gary!
391
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,802
We need to break up with you!
392
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,512
Uh… W-what?
393
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,389
It's not you, it's us.
394
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,350
If the other Bad Guys found out
we were hanging with a guard,
395
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,643
they would kick us out!
396
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:46,148
There's no version of us that works,
any way you… [sniffles]
397
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,274
dice it.
398
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,151
What? You can't hang with a guard?
399
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,028
I spotted you two all around town
400
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,864
with that lady wolf,
who's clearly a 911-er.
401
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,699
You mean Thalia?
402
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,659
She's a thief, not a guard.
403
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,120
Mm-hmm. Guard recognizes guard.
404
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,123
[gasps] She wasn't the first thief.
405
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,292
[gasps] That means…
406
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,044
[Shark yells]
407
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,381
Thalia, do we really need to do
two cardio sessions in one day?
408
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,549
[Thalia snarls]
409
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,884
Whoa! [yells]
410
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,182
- [snarls]
- [yells]
411
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,522
Give necklace!
412
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,439
[gasps]
413
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,316
Not if you're gonna return it.
414
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,485
That's not how a thief should behave.
415
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:35,739
And stop waving that stick around.
It makes you look like a… [gasps]
416
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,909
Guard? Wait.
417
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,578
That's what you were? No, no, no.
418
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,248
[gasps]
419
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:51,004
[yelling] No!
420
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,382
You're not a thief at all. [gasps]
421
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,550
[Thalia grunts]
422
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,845
No wonder you were so bad
at all the heisting skills we taught you.
423
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,597
[panting]
424
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,893
- [sighs]
- [tires screeching]
425
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,563
Quick! Wolf, hop in!
426
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,816
[snarls]
427
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,360
[screaming]
428
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:16,864
[yells]
429
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,621
You were right! Thalia doesn't belong
with The Bad Guys. She's a--
430
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,747
Guard, we know!
431
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,292
Uh, Gary clued us in.
432
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,377
Gary? The 911-er?
433
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,920
We've been stepping out on you.
434
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,424
We were just getting caught by Gary,
but then we were chatting to Gary.
435
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,093
The next thing we knew,
we were rolling dice with Gary!
436
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,430
It all happened so fast.
We're sorry, but it's all over now.
437
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,848
I can't believe this!
438
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:46,310
You two were fraternizing with a guard
and putting the team in jeopardy.
439
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,936
[groaning]
440
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,523
Like me.
441
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,610
But at least I didn't know I was doing it,
442
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,779
even if there were
a lot of signs in hindsight.
443
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,701
Yeah, fine. Pot, meet kettle.
444
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,620
I'm… I'm sorry too.
445
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,871
- [Thalia howls]
- Uh-oh!
446
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,665
[screaming]
447
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,044
[grunts]
448
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,045
[screaming]
449
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,046
[snarls]
450
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,047
[whimpering]
451
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,716
Crime bad! You trash!
452
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,676
[tires squealing]
453
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,761
[grunts]
454
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,598
[screaming]
455
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,517
What do we do? I can't shake her! [gasps]
456
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,686
[brakes squealing]
457
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,316
[snarls]
458
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,736
[screaming]
459
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,154
[panting]
460
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,451
Piranha… you know what to do.
461
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,038
- [engine revving]
- [tires squealing]
462
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,295
[Snake] Where are we? How is this a fix?
463
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,380
[grunts]
464
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,090
[Thalia snarls]
465
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,716
Ha-ha! Caught!
466
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,634
[Gary] No!
467
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,596
Guard to guard,
I'm gonna need you to hold it right there.
468
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,847
Huh?
469
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,809
This is the Friend Zone.
470
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,812
[chuckles] No conflicts allowed.
471
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,981
Friend Zone?
472
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,191
[Thalia sniffs]
473
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,609
[gasps] Guard.
474
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:18,944
Guard!
475
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,947
Gary, meet Thalia.
476
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,075
It's the end of the road
for our friendship,
477
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,869
but we think you two will get along great.
478
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,872
This way, Thalia won't be alone
in the modern world,
479
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,166
and you still have someone to hang with.
480
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,377
You two can be the pack that we couldn't.
481
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,048
Fin Bros, I'll never forget this.
482
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:45,053
And maybe I'll see you
in that big Friend Zone in the sky.
483
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,514
If the die permits.
484
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,933
[sniffling]
485
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:56,773
I know you're a guard and I'm a thief,
but we had a bond.
486
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,650
[chanting] Gary! Gary!
487
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,152
Whee-whoo! Whee-whoo!
488
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,155
Okay. Maybe we didn't.
489
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,281
Goodbye, Thalia.
490
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,992
I still can't believe it.
491
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,703
My ancestor
isn't the first criminal, after all.
492
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,664
Know what?
Forget getting in touch with our roots.
493
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,291
I'm better than my ancestry.
494
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:18,003
I broke the cycle
and turned the good in me bad.
495
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,379
[phone vibrating]
496
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,634
[phones vibrating]
497
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,137
- [gasps]
- No, Webs! Do not! Don't!
498
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,597
- [beep]
- Serpentina!
499
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,600
Computer ant,
I need to speak to my baby boy.
500
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,351
I have dire news.
501
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,811
[in unison] What's wrong?
502
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,813
I'm getting married!
503
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,023
Tomorrow!