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{\an8}[heist music playing]
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Uh… [chuckles nervously]
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I must have heard you wrong, Ma,
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'cause it sounded like you said
you were getting married.
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That's right. Tomorrow.
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Look, if this is some kind of trick
to get me to rush over there,
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it's not gonna work.
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Oh, I don't have time for this.
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I've got a wedding to plan.
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[phone beeps]
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- We gotta get over there.
- Step on it, Piranha!
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Don't worry, Snake.
I'll get you to your ma's in no time.
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- [engine revving]
- [tires screeching]
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[scoffs] Who's worried?
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There's no way
the maven of making it on her own
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is actually getting married.
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Ooh! I bet she's pulling
a crime of passion.
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The most dramatic of all crimes.
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Not likely. That would involve emotions,
which my ma doesn't have.
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[tires screeching]
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Whatever's going on, Snake,
we'll get to the bottom of it as a team.
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[brakes squealing]
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Ma, what are you up to?
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You're not really getting married?
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Of course I am.
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Is that so hard to believe?
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- Yep.
- Completely.
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- Uh-huh.
- Yes.
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But only because
no mere mortal could be worthy of you.
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Well, then there's someone special
I'd like you to meet.
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- [toilet flushing]
- [door opening]
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[man grunts]
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Whew! I'd let it air out for a few hours,
maybe a day, to be safe.
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- Mr. Wigglesworth?
- [grunts] No way!
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[hisses]
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[chuckles nervously, screams]
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[heist music playing]
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[engine revving]
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[hisses]
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[tires screeching]
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{\an8}- I've got that no-good magician!
- Hey, I deserve first dibs.
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{\an8}You better save some for me!
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{\an8}[Piranha groaning] Guys.
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{\an8}[Piranha grunts]
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Uh, what? Where did he go?
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{\an8}[grunts] This is
quite the spirited greeting
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{\an8}from my former roomies and future family.
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[Bad Guys yelling]
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- [phone beeps]
- [groaning]
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What's gotten into you?
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{\an8}You're not upset
I'm getting married, are you?
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{\an8}What do I care what you do
with your miserable life?
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{\an8}Well, that's just it.
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{\an8}Since meeting Wigglesworth, I'm… Well…
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{\an8}I'm…
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{\an8}[straining] …happy.
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{\an8}My entire childhood,
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you told me emotions make a crook weak,
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and now you go
and find happiness with him?
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[whimpering]
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He's the worst, Ma.
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He conned us out of money
and sent us on a one-way ticket to prison.
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I'm only hearing good things.
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[Snake groans]
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[Bad Guys yelling]
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[phone beeps]
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Snake, if you can't be happy
for your dear mother…
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[groans]
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…I'll have to ask you to leave.
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Not only can I not be happy for her,
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I'm gonna find a way
to steal her happiness.
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And I've been itching
to pay Wigglesworth back
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for stinking up my room.
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Even moving lairs
didn't get the smell out.
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This could be a real two birds,
one con situation.
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Guys, I feel a crime of passion coming on.
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Let's break up a wedding!
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It does hurt me
to see a queen like Serpentina
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with a three of duds like Wigglesworth.
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[chuckles] Hey, there can't be a wedding
if there's no Wigglesworth.
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Go on.
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You know how he tried to get us arrested?
Maybe it's time to return the favor.
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Hey. [chuckles]
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I'm sorry for being so small
and petty earlier.
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I'm glad you're joining the family.
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- [in unison] You are?
- [chuckles]
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[hissing] Of course.
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You know, we need to pull a heist together
if we're gonna do this shindig right.
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After all, it's a crime world tradition
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to throw the groom-to-be
a burglar-ette party.
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- [Snake cackles]
- [chuckling] Hey, that's right.
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Why don't we go to Gemstone Row
and cause some trouble?
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That's a stupendous idea.
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I happen to be in need of a ring.
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[Serpentina sighs, chuckles]
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- [blows kiss]
- [groaning]
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[engine rumbling]
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We're stealing in broad daylight?
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Wigglesworth, relax.
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This place is closed for lunch,
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and Webs loaded up the guards' phones
with coupons for extra-big burritos.
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Don't you worry, Wiggles.
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We got this, because we're family.
[chuckles menacingly]
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Security systems disabled.
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Go, go, go.
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[Wigglesworth grunts] Eek!
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Oh, man. I can't fit.
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You'll have to go it alone.
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I've been in cabinets tighter than this.
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Vent team in position.
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All clear. Send him in.
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[banging]
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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- [Wigglesworth groans]
- The magician has landed.
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Wigglesworth, take your time
and find that perfect ring.
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We'll, uh… W-w-we'll keep lookout.
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Good thing too.
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I'm tremendously slow
and clumsy in my old age.
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I'm practically a sitting duck.
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[Snake cackles]
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- Hit it.
- [phone beeps]
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Hello? A no-good bandit is stealing
on Gemstone Row.
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[whimpering] Um… Um…
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Send in your most hardcore players.
And remember, show no mercy.
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[chuckles]
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[alarm ringing]
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[whimpers]
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[tires squealing]
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[Snake sighs]
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Ma, I got bad news.
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On our heist, well, Mr. Wigglesworth…
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[doorbell ringing]
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- Wiggle-wazam!
- How did you get…
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[chuckling] Oh!
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An escape artist never reveals his tricks.
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My love, you should have seen us.
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We rolled, we waggled,
we worked as a team.
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Nay, as a family.
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Come here, you repugnant rascal.
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[Serpentina gasps]
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- [gasping]
- [Snake grunts]
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Say, you guys did a really bad job
of keeping lookout.
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No warning whatsoever.
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It's like you were trying
to get rid of me. [laughs]
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Is it any surprise
that Wolf came up with a terrible plan?
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Do The Bad Guys even pull heists anymore?
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From what I hear,
you're too busy planning birthday parties
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and getting chummy with guards,
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and competing not to do crimes.
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- Sad really.
- How do you know about all that?
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She does read my newsletters!
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Wiggly-Poo,
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tomorrow, you're going to make me
the happiest criminal goddess in history.
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[gasps] Heistory!
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Missed it. [chuckles]
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Okay, this is gonna be harder
than we thought.
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We need a new plan.
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A plan
which I am perfectly capable of making.
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- Sorry. Serpentina got in my head.
- Well, we better think of something.
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My ma's the reason I'm this miserable,
so no way I'll let her find happiness.
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Fear not, for I am the student
of the crime of passion.
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There are five pillars.
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Extreme estrangement,
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tantalizing temptation,
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wrongful whispers, star-crossing,
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and if all else fails,
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scandal.
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We already tried the first one,
so next up is temptation.
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So, Snake and Shark, you do that.
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Webs, you, you, uh, um…
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…shall poison Serpentina
against Wigglesworth with the power of…
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[whispering] …wrongful whispers.
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Got it.
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If I can't convince her that she deserves
better than that week-old lasagna,
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then I'll make sure
she has the wedding she deserves.
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What? No!
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We're here to steal happiness, remember?
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Piranha, stay with Webs.
Don't let Serpentina get to her.
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You can count on me.
I'm immune to mind games.
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Unless you're playing one right now?
Gah! Get out of my head, bro!
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I'm gonna get some loot from the lair.
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Wigglesworth is a mooch.
Maybe we can buy him off.
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[Snake] Let's go destroy a happy couple.
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See that? Still got it.
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You're no match for me, the Big Bad…
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Huh?
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- [door handle rattling]
- Uh-oh.
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- [door creaking]
- It's locked.
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Guys. Guys!
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[phone beeping]
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No, no! [groans]
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Ma, I'm taking Wigglesworth out,
uh, for, uh…
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Father-son bonding time?
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- [groans] Yeah, that.
- [Wigglesworth chuckles]
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Oh, Serpentina.
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It's so admirable
that you aren't marrying for looks.
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Because, uh, Wigglesworth…
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Dude looks like vomit smells.
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I know what you're trying to do.
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You want me to break up with Wiggly-Poo.
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Instead, maybe you two
could be in my… wedding party.
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Yes!
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No one can honor you like I can.
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Webs, no! She's getting to you!
This is exactly what Wolf said not to do.
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Me? Get in your brilliant brain?
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- Oh, I could never.
- Wait. Really?
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Wolf doesn't give you enough credit.
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That's right, I'm no pushover.
Team Serpentina!
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So, it's decided.
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Patricia, you'll be my ring bearer.
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You can count on Patricia.
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[whimpers]
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[ring tinkling in distance]
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Uh-oh. [chuckles nervously]
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- Be right back.
- You, needy crab.
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Plan my wedding
on that electric typewriter of yours.
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Now, let's see…
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I'll have to have the "Wedding March"
for when I slither down the aisle.
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No doubt.
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Performed by the composer, of course.
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Um, Felix Mendelssohn died in 1847.
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Well, if you're not up to the job…
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Give me five minutes.
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Son, the most important piece
of fatherly wisdom
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I can impart to you is this.
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The five-second rule is a lie
created by Big Refrigerator.
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I keep all my food on the ground
at room temperature.
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Floor sammie?
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Hard pass.
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I mean, thanks…
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Dad.
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Oh, help! Magician's emergency.
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I'm a magician.
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My heart medication is stuck
in a vending machine,
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and I need a quarter right now.
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You mean, like this?
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Wiggle-wazam!
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My good man, you've passed my test.
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For, you see, I'm Walter Gumbo… [chuckles]
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…talent scout for the All Oceans
and Some Seas Magician's Cruise Line.
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And we would like to offer you
the last spot on our roster.
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[gasps] The A.O.S.S.M.C.?
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Everything's
coming up Wigglesworth lately.
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But we set sail tonight
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and can only offer room and board
for a single performer.
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No wives-to-be allowed.
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That's one tempting offer, huh?
249
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:05,766
Look, you gotta pursue your magic career.
I'm sure Ma will understand.
250
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,108
I…
251
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,651
I can't.
252
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,154
- Huh?
- I'm sorry, Mr. Gumbo.
253
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:22,032
As tempting as it is, my beloved
is more important than my career.
254
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:29,748
Well, temptation may have failed,
but star-crossing is guaranteed to work.
255
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,001
Meet me by the grocery store
in 20 minutes.
256
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,712
Except it won't be me,
for I shall be in disguise.
257
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,298
- [Wolf yelling]
- [door banging]
258
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,094
[yelling continues]
259
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,390
[groans]
260
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,725
[panting]
261
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,728
My phone's got no service.
My comms don't work.
262
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,397
And no matter how much I yell,
no one can hear me!
263
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,940
[drinking bird squeaking]
264
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:58,944
[sighs]
265
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,156
Maybe Serpentina's right.
Maybe I've lost a step.
266
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,618
[sighs]
267
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,663
[grunts] Oh, this takes me back.
268
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,666
D.B., my mentor, he used to love these.
269
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:17,296
If he saw me now, he'd tell me to stop
my bellyaching and get off the floor.
270
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,551
- [candy clattering]
- Huh.
271
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:27,223
Is he talking to a toy bird?
272
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,808
[panting] Okay,
I hacked a bioengineering lab
273
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,853
to extract DNA from a stolen specimen
of the late, great--
274
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,231
Is this story going somewhere?
275
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,816
You're right.
I don't need to bore you with the details.
276
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,653
But rest assured that
a fully reanimated Felix Mendelssohn
277
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,738
will be performing at your wedding.
278
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:43,989
Oh, that.
279
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,326
On second thought,
I want the focus to be on me.
280
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:51,664
I shall slither to my beloved
in total silence.
281
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,251
[chuckles] Of course.
Why didn't I think of that?
282
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,962
Mendelssohn's clone
can ruin someone else's wedding.
283
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,256
Now, let's talk color scheme.
284
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,801
I want everything
to be the exact color of the sky
285
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,970
on the day of my first steal.
286
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,721
[shudders]
287
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,431
[chuckling] Look at me,
288
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:13,185
loitering outside a grocery store
for no reason with my son-to-be.
289
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,272
I thought I'd never accomplish
any of my goals in life.
290
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:20,401
To get married and start a family,
perform the Tightrope Tower Escape.
291
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,735
The what now?
292
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:25,573
The Tightrope Tower Escape
is the holy grail for escape artists.
293
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,827
A dangerous trick that no magician
has ever successfully pulled off.
294
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,912
You don't say.
295
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,790
Hey, uh… Dad,
296
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,584
you've achieved two of your goals.
297
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,587
You've got to go for number three, huh?
298
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,756
It's too dangerous.
I've got a family to think about now.
299
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,300
[mystical voice] You there!
300
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,802
Mr. Wigglesworth!
301
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,596
How did you know my name?
302
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:54,226
The spirits tell me everything,
and they have a message for you!
303
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,561
Is that a coffee pot?
304
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,313
Wolf cut my prop budget, remember?
305
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,025
Now, let's see
into the bubbling beans of truth.
306
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,319
Oh, I see a great love.
307
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,738
Oh, a wedding.
308
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,157
Oh, things will end in disaster!
309
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,075
A tragedy!
310
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,577
And, oh! Oh, my!
311
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,455
One hundred years of doom
for your beloved!
312
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,539
Oh!
313
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,166
No!
314
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,460
Boy, talk about star-crossed lovers.
315
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,545
Well, I guess
you gotta call off the wedding.
316
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,257
[grunts]
317
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,886
Please. Please, please, please.
318
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,346
[beeping]
319
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,972
- It's working!
- [dial tone]
320
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,308
- [phone vibrating]
- Is that Wolf? Pick up.
321
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,101
I need the advice of my bros.
322
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,978
Snake! Thank goodness. Listen…
323
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,064
What? Wolf, your reception's terrible.
324
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,232
- Help me. I'm stuck.
- Oh, me too.
325
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:46,195
I'm stuck between the love of my life
and the advice of a single-origin psychic.
326
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,156
What? No! No, no, no.
We need a stronger cell connection.
327
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,908
- [crackling]
- We need… connection.
328
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,410
You're right, Wolf.
We do all need connection.
329
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,371
And that's what I have with Serpentina.
330
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,581
Forget what this psychic thinks.
331
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,667
Wolf, you lousy bum!
332
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,836
Snake, I'm stuck in the office!
Snake! Snake! [gasps]
333
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,797
No, no! No, no, no! Whoa!
334
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,548
N-no! No! [screams]
335
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,633
[grunts]
336
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,427
Wolf blew it. The mutt.
337
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,513
Only one crime of passion pillar left.
338
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,431
[cackles]
339
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,976
[hissing] Scandal.
340
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,603
And I know just what to do.
341
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,439
[whispering indistinctly]
342
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,737
And then I want ghost orchids
for the centerpieces.
343
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,865
They're impossible to find.
But not for you, I'm sure.
344
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,575
[doorbell ringing]
345
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,830
[Shark panting]
346
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,374
What are you supposed to be?
347
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,127
Ah, honestly, I don't even know anymore.
348
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,421
I've bitten off
more than I can chew. A first.
349
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,964
- Say cheese!
- [camera clicks]
350
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,509
Two coffees for father and son.
351
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,927
[Snake groans]
352
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,471
[panting]
353
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,519
Oh! Oh, Mr… Mr. Wigglesworth.
354
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,022
I-I'm Gene. Gene Formaggio.
Yes, private eye.
355
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,399
I have scandalous news. Here.
356
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:12,114
[gasps] Serpentina being wowed
by another magician's card tricks?
357
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,907
But that was our thing.
358
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,242
Yep, that's Ma.
359
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:18,412
- She'll let anyone do tricks for her.
- [Wigglesworth yelps]
360
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,500
Of course. Week-old lasagna like me
could never be worthy of her.
361
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:28,380
I have to show her that this old noodle's
still capable of something spectacular.
362
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,298
Huh?
363
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:33,093
I know you needed this father-son bonding,
but I have something I must do.
364
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,055
- What just happened?
- I need a nap.
365
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,601
[Snake grunts]
366
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,562
[Snake groans]
367
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,022
[Serpentina sobbing]
368
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,777
Mr. Wigglesworth called
and said the wedding is off
369
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,278
because he's not worthy.
370
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:54,156
He's gonna do
some kind of tower walk instead.
371
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,826
Does he know how hard
we've been working on this wedding?
372
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,036
[Snake gasps]
373
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,913
- Yeah!
- Boy, Ma.
374
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,248
I am so… [chuckles]
375
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,250
…so sorry to hear that terrific…
376
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,127
I mean, terrible news, Ma.
377
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,379
[Serpentina sobbing]
378
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,593
Is that a tear?
379
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,762
But you never cry.
380
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:20,724
What possibly could have
changed his mind to hurt me so?
381
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,060
[sobbing continues]
382
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,687
[groans] Come on, ring. Where are you?
383
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:30,025
I'm gonna get out of this office.
I'm gonna prove Serpentina wrong.
384
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,402
I'm the Big Bad Wolf.
385
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,571
Whoa! Whoa!
386
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,700
What did I miss?
387
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,161
{\an8}This is Tiffany Fluffit
with breaking news.
388
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:46,792
{\an8}The magnificent Mr. Wigglesworth is about
to attempt the Tightrope Tower Escape,
389
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:50,129
{\an8}a one-of-a-kind trick
that's never been successfully completed.
390
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:55,300
{\an8}I'm no weather person, but I predict
it's gonna rain magicians any second now.
391
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,388
I can't bear to look.
392
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,098
My poor Wiggly-Poo.
393
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,935
Ma, I'm gonna fix this.
We're gonna fix this. Right, guys?
394
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,145
- Yeah!
- You bet.
395
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,104
We got your back.
396
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,898
- We just need a way up there.
- [man] Plungers!
397
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,483
Get your plungers here!
398
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,653
Extra suction-y
for those extra-big messes!
399
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,323
[heist music playing]
400
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,912
[dial tone]
401
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,251
God, this guy's toast!
402
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,837
Wow! Look how high he is!
403
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,965
Come on, guys. Step on it.
404
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:38,594
[grunts] Plunging as fast as I can here.
What's gotten into you, man?
405
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,639
Nothing. Seeing my mother cry
hasn't rocked me to my core, at all.
406
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,557
[gasps]
407
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,893
[Wigglesworth whimpering]
408
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,312
[inhales sharply] Oy…
409
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,023
Uh-huh.
410
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:54,610
Now, time to carefully, oh, so, carefully…
411
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,527
[grunts]
412
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,528
[gasps] Huh?
413
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,613
[gasping]
414
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,866
- [onlookers yelling]
- [gasping]
415
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,869
- Wigglesworth, hold on!
- Son, is that you?
416
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:07,456
It's Snake. And you don't have to
do this stupid stunt.
417
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:12,044
I… I set you up. It wasn't personal.
Well, it was, 'cause I don't like you.
418
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,295
But my ma does.
419
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:18,967
And as much as it pains me to say it,
I want her to be happy.
420
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,428
And that involves you being alive.
421
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,804
A little late for that…
422
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,972
[Wigglesworth screams]
423
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,183
[Shark grunts]
424
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,226
[in unison] No!
425
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,646
- [Snake grunts]
- Yeah!
426
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,023
Son, you saved me!
427
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,359
[Snake groans]
428
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,320
Guess we should head down,
now that Wigglesworth's trick failed.
429
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,905
Wait a minute.
430
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,200
Who says the trick
wasn't a success? [hissing]
431
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,704
[Tiffany gasps]
432
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,499
Wiggle-wazam!
433
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,416
[cheering]
434
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,586
{\an8}Folks, it appears
that the amazing Mr. Wigglesworth
435
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,757
{\an8}has just completed
the first ever Tightrope Tower Escape,
436
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,386
setting a new standard
for unnecessary aerial tricks.
437
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,471
[cheering and applause continues]
438
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:13,855
[chuckles]
439
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:18,735
Mr. Wigglesworth, I'm Walter Gumbo,
international talent scout
440
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,655
for the All Oceans and Some Seas
Magician's Cruise Line.
441
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,782
Let's talk turkey.
442
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,119
[Serpentina] You need more time?
443
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,913
I've kept these bozos
out of the lair all day.
444
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,332
Ma, who are you talking to?
445
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,878
Was I on the phone?
I'm so emotional, I forget.
446
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,880
[Wolf growls, gasps]
447
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,133
- [Wolf] And what do we have here?
- Eye drops.
448
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,510
Ma never cries. I knew it!
449
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,345
Of course I don't cry.
450
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,181
You think a crook like myself
would be caught dead
451
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:52,936
with salty weakness water
spilling out my eye holes?
452
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,063
You were never getting married, were you?
453
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,898
Webs, can you find out who she called?
454
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,442
Way ahead of you, Wolfie.
455
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,028
I've already back-traced
the location of the caller to…
456
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,612
- [laptop chimes]
- …our lair?
457
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:03,655
[snarls]
458
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,450
You faked this to get us out of the lair?
459
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:10,162
Ma, I wanted to steal your happiness,
but that's not possible,
460
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,456
because you're a miserable,
no-good backstabber.
461
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,375
I'm only hearing good things. Mm.
462
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,462
- [Snake groans, hisses]
- [Serpentina cackles]
463
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,714
- [engine starts]
- [cackling continues]
464
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,888
[bell dings]
465
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,314
D.B., is that you?
466
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,400
[chuckling] Hey, kiddo.