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{\an8}[heist music playing]
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{\an8}[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
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{\an8}Tiffany Fluffit here,
from the scene of the crime!
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{\an8}The Bad Guys successfully hit
the legendary AeroVault,
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{\an8}before disappearing into thin air!
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{\an8}Talk about sky-high criminal clout!
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{\an8}Is this the beginning of a crime streak?
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{\an8}[screams] Why did I agree to this?
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[fingers clicking]
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- [Webs cackles]
- [whimpers]
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Huh?
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The Big Bad Wolf stole my wallet!
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I was chosen.
I'm never washing these pants again!
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That's right, people, watch out.
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- The Bad Guys are on a hot streak.
- [Piranha] Hey! What gives?
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- [brakes squeaking]
- You promised!
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No striking sweet villain poses
while I'm parking!
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- [horn blaring]
- [man] Get out of the way, loser!
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- [grunts]
- [engine revving]
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[heist music playing]
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[engine revving]
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[hisses]
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[tires screeching]
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[Wolf] Look at us. Front page again.
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{\an8}We're on our first crime streak.
This is a milestone to remember, team.
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I'll put it in the scrapbook.
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If we don't mess anything up,
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{\an8}we could beat the Penguin Prowlers'
epic streak back in '86.
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{\an8}They got so hot,
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{\an8}all they had to do was walk into a heist
and folks gave them whatever they wanted.
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{\an8}[whooping, laughter]
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{\an8}[Piranha grunts]
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{\an8}I know we're vibing
with the streak and all.
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{\an8}It's just… [sighs]
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{\an8}Speak your truth, Fin Bro.
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I sort of hate being the getaway driver.
Like, I do it, but I don't love it.
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I miss out on heists, cool villain poses,
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and that steering wheel
is giving me carpal tunnel.
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[groans] But I don't know
what else I'd even do, you know?
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[sighs] It's got me feeling funky
in my heart place.
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{\an8}Hey, turn that underbite upside down,
'cause we could totally shake things up.
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{\an8}- I'll get behind the wheel. You--
- [Snake] Nope.
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{\an8}No way. We are not rocking the boat,
with everything going so well.
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One, two, three. Bad vibes, be gone!
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- [sighs]
- [Webs] Whoa.
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You're, like, super superstitious, huh?
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We're on a real crime streak, guys.
You can't change a thing.
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The Penguin Prowlers' streak ended
because their boxman got a haircut.
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[chuckling] Snake, chill.
We're at the top of our game.
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In fact, the stars have aligned
for the perfect crime.
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Today's the Annual
First Responders Parade.
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[in unison] Boo!
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More like "Worst Responders."
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[laughs]
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Which means
that all the guards and civilians
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are gonna be partying across town.
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City's gonna be dead.
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So, let's play the hits.
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How about a good old-fashioned bank heist
to keep the streak going?
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Ooh-hoo-hoo! I love a classic.
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It's simple, old-school,
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drop dead gorgeous, just like me.
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And we know the score so well,
we don't even need to review the plan.
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Shall we keep this streak full-throttle?
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Guess I'll drive, like always.
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[heist music playing]
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We'll get that new account going
right away.
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Just write down your PIN,
social security number,
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and your mother's maiden name.
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Oh! Also, please, any computer passwords
you may have used in the last 24 months.
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Absolutely.
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I inherently trust anyone
behind a counter.
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He's laying it on kind of thick.
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Relax. This is gonna be like taking candy
from the world's dumbest baby.
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Webs, how's it going on your end?
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Almost in, guys.
Give me, like, five more minutes.
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[Wolf] Take your time.
With the parade going on, we got all day.
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[sighs] Aren't you
supposed to be in the car?
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Can I watch you hack?
Snake doesn't have to know I left.
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Just don't touch anything, okay?
And keep it down. I need to focus.
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Fo' sho!
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[sighs] I'm feeling all cranky inside,
you know?
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Like I have more to offer?
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I know we're on a streak
and everything has to stay as it is,
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but I got this itch to shake things up,
to find myself.
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Like there's something
right in front of me
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I've been missing this whole time!
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Oh. Keep it down, got it.
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- [beep]
- All right, I'm in.
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Time to stretch this streak.
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We're a go in three, two, one--
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[man] Hands in the air!
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- The Bad Guys are sticking up this joint!
- [gasps] Oh, no!
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Hold up, Webs. We've got copycats.
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Copy-humans. This is so cool!
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That guy's… That guy's cosplaying as me!
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[man gasps, groans]
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Whoa. I would never do that.
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[man] Ow!
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Nobody move a muscle!
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[man 2] Uh, yeah! Everybody get out!
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- [man] What? No! Come back! Freeze!
- [screaming]
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- [man 2] Move it!
- Let's just leave!
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[woman screams]
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Is it just me,
or do these guys seem really green?
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[man] Kevin! You're supposed to
lock everybody in, not let them out!
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[Kevin] Oh, yeah.
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Always get those two mixed up. My bad.
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[woman] Yeah, totally can see
how you'd get them confused,
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since they're exact opposites.
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- [Kevin chuckles] Thank you.
- What? My head doesn't look like that!
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Right?
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I don't come inside heists much,
but is this normal?
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Also, where's the copycat Piranha?
Can this thing zoom in?
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Hey, careful! I'm controlling
the whole bank security system!
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[buzzer]
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[alarm ringing]
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- [Piranha] Who turned out the lights?
- [Webs] You did!
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You cut the power
to our comms too! [groans]
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[grunts]
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Oh, man! Somebody tripped the alarm!
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With the security system,
we'll be surrounded in minutes.
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Our streak is toast!
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[woman] You two, hands up!
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[man] Quit chitchatting!
Don't you know who we are?
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Oh, we know exactly who you are.
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- Imposters!
- [sunglasses clattering]
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[man] Whoa! The real Bad Guys?
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Serendipitous!
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That's right.
So, how about you put your hands up?
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- [alarm ringing]
- [siren wailing]
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No, no.
You guys keep having fun at the parade.
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- [man on walkie] This is so awesome!
- Signing off.
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[sighs] Seniority.
Man, it will get you every time.
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[brakes screeching]
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[sighs] Okay. No, no, Chuck Melon.
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I-I'm happy to cover
this humdrum alarm trip.
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You enjoy the cushy parade gig. [chuckles]
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What's that?
They're serving drinks in actual coconuts?
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Seniority.
It will get you every time. [groans]
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{\an8}[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
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{\an8}I don't even know who's watching this
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{\an8}instead of the spectacular
First Responders Parade,
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{\an8}but this is Tiffany Fluffit
reporting live into the void.
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{\an8}Apparently, this bank alarm got tripped
and someone had to cover it.
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Lucky me!
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Save yourself! The Bad Guys are in there!
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Don't get too close, Ms. Fluffit.
This is a dangerous situation.
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The Bad Guys are on a hot streak.
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If you manage to catch them,
that will be big news.
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Problem, it's just us here.
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No way I can stop
five hardened criminals on my own.
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Might as well throw in the towel now
and get back to that parade.
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Did you not hear me?
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The footage will be priceless.
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And a broken-streak story
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could overshadow
Chuck Melon's cushy parade gig! [cackles]
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Just got to convince them
a slew of guards are waiting out here.
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[Webs] Feel around.
There's got to be an opening some--
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[Piranha screams]
I just felt a spider! Ick!
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[Webs] Yeah! Me!
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[Piranha] Oh! [chuckles]
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No, you put your hands up.
We were here first.
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No, you weren't.
This is our bank heist. We got seniority.
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[woman] And we have
the only remaining hostage,
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so we get the heist.
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That so?
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Ta-da! [chuckles]
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[man] You really are the best in the biz.
But we're not giving up this robbery.
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- [woman] No way, no how.
- [Channel 6 Action News music playing]
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{\an8}Is The Bad Guys' epic streak
about to meet its crushing defeat?
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{\an8}Tiffany Fluffit here,
with just a few of the many, many guards
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{\an8}who say the answer is "yes."
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{\an8}We've got the bank surrounded.
There's no way out.
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{\an8}And what about you,
totally different guard?
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{\an8}[in Irish accent] G-give it up, Bad Guys!
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{\an8}Your days of thieving
have come to a close.
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The cops showed up already?
Nobody respects a parade anymore, man.
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{\an8}[clears throat] Yep.
You doggies will never get away with it.
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{\an8}You'll be hogtied
and off to the clink in no time.
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{\an8}[chuckles] Uh… Yee-haw!
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[man] Sounds like
we're totally surrounded. Oh, crud!
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We gotta act fast. Our streak! Our streak!
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Hmm. I'm calling a sidebar.
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[man scoffs] So am I! Come on, crew.
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Sidecar… [gasps, grunts]
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With all that fuzz outside,
it ain't gonna be easy
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sneaking out of here with the loot,
even in disguise.
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And these posers are wildcards.
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They could trip us up
and break our streak at any moment.
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Easy! Saying "streak" and "break"
in one sentence is a no-no.
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So, what do we do?
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Hard to get a jump on them
in a criminal standoff.
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These rookies are clearly our fans,
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so we'll show them the ropes
as the real Bad Guys.
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Earn their trust.
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Ooh! A mini long con.
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- A medium con!
- [Wolf] Precisely.
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Then, when they least expect it,
we lock them in the vault,
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reconnect with Webs and Piranha,
and make off with the loot, streak intact.
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Sounds like a plan to me.
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But don't expect me to act like I enjoy
showing these shlubs how to crime.
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Follow my lead.
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Okay, let's talk.
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[man grunts]
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[man] Dang it!
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Ouch!
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Guess I don't need this anymore.
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Look, I admit it. I'm a huge fan.
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The Big Bad Wolf?
You're why I got into crime.
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Well, you've got great taste--
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[woman] Are we done brown-nosing?
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Can we parlay or not?
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We'll offer a deal.
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It's clear you are in desperate need
of criminal guidance,
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and all those coppers out there
are a sticky wicket,
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so we'll give you
some expert lessons in thievery,
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we'll do the heist together
and escape our separate ways.
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Split the loot 50-50.
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Fifty-fifty? No way! [grunts]
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I mean, fine. We doing this?
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I'm Chi-Hoon.
This is Jeff, and that's Kevin.
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[Kevin] Hey-o!
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Hey, why don't you take off
that completely inaccurate mask?
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[Kevin] No reason.
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Definitely not
because it's hot-glued to my face.
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[Webs sighs] We're completely lost!
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[sighs] So,
you don't want to drive anymore.
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What do you like to do?
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Hmm. What do I like? What do I like?
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[gasps] I'm a big fan of one-way tickets!
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Uh, I mean, it's good you're fearless,
233
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,723
but you can't just constantly
sacrifice yourself.
234
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,891
Sort of a liability.
235
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,935
You're right! [yells]
236
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,937
- [vent rumbling]
- Sorry!
237
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,814
Man, I can't do anything right!
238
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:33,359
I'm just so full of rage!
239
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:34,485
[vent rumbling]
240
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,530
Control yourself, bro!
241
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,323
Holding up a bank,
242
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,701
the first step is to create
a sense of commanding cool.
243
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,495
Your safe-cracker could sneak in
244
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,831
while you and your disguise man
distract citizens.
245
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:50,459
- Oh, this is good stuff.
- [Wolf] Watch and learn.
246
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,423
Now, show me your strut.
247
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,427
- [clattering]
- Ooh!
248
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,721
Okay. Work in progress.
249
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:03,973
But progress!
250
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,683
How's your growl? Give me a growl.
251
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,643
Roar!
252
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:11,564
Ooh! Spooky.
How close did you park your getaway car?
253
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:15,776
A getaway car. Oh, genius!
Def writing that down.
254
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,903
- Yeah, we were gonna get a rideshare.
- Uh-uh.
255
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,197
With the loot,
and fuzz breathing down your neck?
256
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:24,201
I'm so embarrassed.
Looking like an idiot in front of my hero.
257
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,662
Your hero?
258
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:30,833
You probably don't remember,
but you actually picked my pocket.
259
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,462
It was like the clouds parted
and I was called to crime.
260
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,589
I just want to be like you.
261
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:41,051
You ready to learn from the greatest
safe-cracker that ever slithered?
262
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,720
Do I have to?
263
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,806
You tried to rob a bank
without a trained boxman, so, yeah.
264
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,976
Who says "boxman"? What are you, like, 80?
265
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,187
Kind of salty, aren't you?
266
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,356
Wait a minute. I know what you are.
267
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:56,901
You're…
268
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,736
me.
269
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,407
[scoffs] It was the only one that fit.
270
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,784
The lovable curmudgeon.
271
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:10,581
Now, last time I agreed to teach somebody
safe-cracking, I sort of regretted it.
272
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,374
But I'm sure I won't this time.
273
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:16,337
First thing you want to do is listen
for any air bubbles in the steel.
274
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:21,217
To become disguised, become the disguise.
275
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,134
Understand?
276
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,844
[Kevin] Oh, I got that down.
277
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,763
Look! I'm a tree!
278
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:30,726
You can't tell because my mask is stuck,
but my face under here, totally a maple.
279
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:33,854
You want to try being something
other than an inanimate object?
280
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,565
[Kevin] Perhaps a mighty oak.
281
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,527
Very good, Kevin.
282
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,612
[dial clicking]
283
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:44,698
[Snake gasps]
284
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,993
You're a natural, kid!
285
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,620
After you.
286
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,250
I almost feel bad.
287
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,419
But being double-crossed
is the ultimate criminal lesson.
288
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,968
[coins jangling]
289
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:07,805
I'm starting to think we're pretty good
at this whole teaching-how-to-crime thing.
290
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,223
[glass shattering]
291
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,309
[Gary on megaphone] I'll count to 60!
292
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,520
If you're not out by then,
with your hands up,
293
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,982
we, all of us,
and there are definitely a lot of us,
294
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,775
are going loco on this joint!
295
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:24,196
That was the only smoke thingy I had.
I hope they bought that bluff.
296
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,991
We gotta move, people!
297
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,743
[panting]
298
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,412
[grunts]
299
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,581
[grunting]
300
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,791
Ready to lock 'em up?
301
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,462
Wolf, I know we're going
our separate ways,
302
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,800
but I think I speak on behalf of
my whole to-be-named crew
303
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,594
when I say "thank you."
304
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,762
You really taught us so much.
305
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,390
So, so much.
306
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:56,145
I guess the students have become
the slightly better students.
307
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,855
See you around, kid.
308
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,024
See you never, old man.
309
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:01,859
Perfect.
310
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,653
Could I get a hug goodbye?
311
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,407
We crooks don't really do hugs.
312
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,743
How about a dishonorable handshake?
313
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,620
So cool.
314
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,872
Hey, what's that?
315
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,040
- Huh?
- Now!
316
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,000
[yelling]
317
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,793
[yells]
318
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,505
Jeff! What the heck? We had a connection!
319
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,925
Plus, we were supposed to betray you!
320
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,803
You guys did too good a job
of teaching us to be bad.
321
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:34,767
In fact, I guess you could say
we're the real Bad Guys now.
322
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,102
Can't believe I taught you
how to be the brains!
323
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,021
Jeff was never the brains.
324
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,607
This is my outfit,
and you're our first rubes.
325
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,610
[sniffling] I swear,
if I ever had a daughter…
326
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,403
You told us how to crack vaults,
327
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,114
you told us all about
the getaway car waiting outside.
328
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,616
[chuckles] We can take that,
329
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,994
let the cops arrest you,
then assume your position as top thieves.
330
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,080
See you, suckers!
331
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,916
- [Jeff] Ciao, Sad Guys! Ow!
- [clattering]
332
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,210
Jeff just stubbed his toe again,
didn't he?
333
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,920
[Jeff] No! You stubbed your toe!
334
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,213
You take that back!
335
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,090
We're gonna run out of oxygen!
336
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,341
I'm too young to die!
337
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,677
This vault is our tomb!
338
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,595
Let us out!
339
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,723
[panting] There's the team!
They're in trouble!
340
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,102
Okay, I know I said one-way-ticketing
wasn't a viable role in the team,
341
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:21,438
but I think we have to jump down
into the vault to save our friends.
342
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,148
Which is sort of bananas.
343
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,483
Let's do this. [grunts]
344
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,945
And, Webs, they're animals, not bananas.
345
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,738
[grunting]
346
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,281
[Snake gasps]
347
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,158
Finally! What took you so long?
348
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,244
Um, nice to see you too?
349
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:39,665
Why is the tiny fish not with the car?
He's blowing our streak!
350
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,002
This is why Chi-Hoon betrayed me.
A grade-A double-cross.
351
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,254
What a scumbag! I'm gonna miss her.
352
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,214
Webs, you gotta unlock this vault.
353
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,426
I-I can't get a signal in here.
The vault walls are too thick.
354
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,595
And the vents were dead air,
thanks to Piranha touching my stuff.
355
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,055
Hey! I was soul-searching!
356
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,306
You did this!
357
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,226
You should have stayed in the car,
in your little booster seat,
358
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,936
where you belong!
359
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,314
I don't belong in the car!
I belong somewhere else!
360
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,400
I don't know where,
but I'm gonna find out!
361
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,611
The vault door? You're really just gonna…
362
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,822
[Piranha yells]
363
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,120
[yelling intensifies]
364
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,788
[clattering]
365
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,623
[Chi-Hoon] Help us!
366
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,333
[Gary grunts]
367
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,793
[panting]
368
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,420
Don't worry. You're safe now.
369
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,213
{\an8}Where are all the guards?
370
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,673
{\an8}Tiffany Fluffit here.
371
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,761
{\an8}Tell us of your fateful ordeal,
locked in with The Bad Guys.
372
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,929
{\an8}What a nightmare.
373
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,265
{\an8}I can't believe we made it out.
374
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,977
{\an8}The Bad Guys are still in there.
Specifically, in the vault.
375
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,271
{\an8}They trapped themselves in there
on accident.
376
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:47,649
{\an8}What a bunch of losers!
[chuckles] Toodles.
377
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,819
{\an8}[Kevin] Hi, Mom! I'm a tree! [grunts]
378
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,740
Time to finally arrest these fools.
379
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,408
[Wolf] Where did those posers go?
380
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,702
- [Gary grunts]
- [Shark and Piranha panting]
381
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,995
[gasps]
382
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,707
- Hey! Gary!
- Uh, you okay?
383
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,209
- [Gary groans]
- [spine cracking]
384
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,710
Hey, Fin Bros.
385
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,922
Congrats on the streak.
Sorry I have to end it.
386
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,341
That means a lot coming from you.
387
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,926
- [door closing]
- There!
388
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:14,968
[Chi-Hoon grunts]
389
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,222
Hey! That's my little special chair!
390
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,598
[engine revving]
391
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,644
[Chi-Hoon cackles]
392
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,396
Great! We're never gonna
catch those rats now!
393
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,024
Somebody should have reminded me
to spin my hat again.
394
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,401
It ain't over yet.
395
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,029
- [tires screeching]
- Oh, come on!
396
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,531
Not my van!
397
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,617
The Bad Guys are on a hot streak!
Accept no imitations!
398
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,912
- [van engine revving]
- [Chi-Hoon grunts]
399
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,580
[tires screeching]
400
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,251
- [Wolf grunts]
- [keyboard clacking]
401
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,044
[laptop beeps]
402
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,504
[siren wailing]
403
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,257
Ha-ha!
404
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,511
[Chi-Hoon gasps]
405
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,931
- [brakes screeching]
- [Chi-Hoon grunts]
406
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,519
[tires screeching]
407
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,405
[gasps, grunts]
408
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,536
Everybody hold on, and do not vom.
409
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,371
[groans] No promises!
410
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,460
[brakes squealing]
411
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,921
[siren stops]
412
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:35,966
[van door opening]
413
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,307
You had a good run, kid,
but it ends here. [hisses]
414
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,937
You ain't seen nothing yet, old-timer.
415
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,273
Hey, Kev, time to shine.
416
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,900
- [metal scraping]
- [gasping]
417
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,486
[Chi-Hoon] See, Kev here is a powerlifter,
418
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,281
so we got something you guys don't.
419
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:00,908
We got muscle.
420
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,118
- [Kevin grunts]
- [metal bar clattering]
421
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,621
I break stuff!
422
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,788
[yells]
423
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,457
[whimpering]
424
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,583
Sidebar!
425
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,628
Somebody's got to fight this guy.
Shark, you! You're the biggest.
426
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:16,215
Um, actually,
my body's almost entirely cartilage,
427
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,925
so, uh, yeah, I-I can't.
428
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,468
I'm practically just an earlobe.
429
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,263
I can't believe they just threw out
my booster like it was nothing.
430
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,642
My butt and that chair
had some really good times together.
431
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,101
Oh, I could just…
432
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,228
I could just…
433
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,647
That's it! I see it now.
434
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,942
Piranha, buddy,
you've been the muscle this whole time.
435
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,486
I'm the muscle?
436
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:42,658
Yeah, are we sure about that?
I mean, Kevin's bending steel over there.
437
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,742
Yes!
438
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,161
I know I said
you need to control yourself earlier,
439
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,455
but, actually,
you need to do the opposite.
440
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,749
Let your inner muscle off the leash.
441
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,084
Now, go off!
442
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,921
I'm the muscle! [yells]
443
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,216
[yelling continues]
444
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,139
[screams]
445
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,141
[yelling]
446
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,478
Yes! Yes!
447
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,437
Yeah!
448
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,564
[whimpers]
449
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,024
[Piranha yells]
450
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,237
[sighs] That felt great!
451
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,655
[screaming, grunting]
452
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:23,991
[gasping]
453
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,951
- Yeah!
- [Snake chuckles]
454
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,501
[grunts]
455
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,420
[gasps]
456
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,963
I don't gotta drive no more?
457
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,258
Nah. Why don't you stick to
what you do best?
458
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,844
Sometimes, new-school is cool too.
459
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,596
As long as it keeps
my streak intact, that is.
460
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,765
You sure
you can drive this thing good enough?
461
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,891
It ain't easy.
462
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,185
[engine starts]
463
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:53,770
[tires squealing]
464
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,149
- [engine revving]
- [brakes squeaking]
465
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,110
- Just messing with you. Adios.
- [engine revving]
466
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,404
[tires screeching]
467
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:08,368
{\an8}Okay. Well, I tried, folks.
Looks like The Bad Guys are still hot.
468
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:12,539
{\an8}Nothing has changed! Nothing matters!
Crime rules and chaos reigns!
469
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:16,335
{\an8}What's that? No one's watching this
because they're still watching the parade?
470
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,795
{\an8}- Okay. Great. [groans]
- [microphone whines]
471
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,381
I guess we gotta come up with a new name.
472
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,591
"The Bad Bros"?
473
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,384
"The Regular Joes"?
474
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,178
"The Tree People"!
475
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,556
K-K-Kev, that's terrible.
476
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,142
- [engine revving]
- [brakes squealing]
477
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:34,978
[gasping]
478
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,229
[groaning]
479
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,859
Be… a… tree.