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{\an8}[heist music playing]

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- [crowd cheering]
- [whimsical orchestral music playing]

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{\an8}Lights, camera, hot celebrity action.

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{\an8}Welcome to my one-on-one,
intimately intense interview

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{\an8}with the biggest movie star on earth,
Miss Vanna Tee.

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{\an8}She's in town to shoot her next movie.
Here! Right here!

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{\an8}- I can't believe this is happening!
- [camera shutters clicking]

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{\an8}Tiffany, dollface, you're too much.

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{\an8}Miss Tee, what's it like
to be so perfect in every way

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{\an8}that they had to create a new award
to honor you?

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{\an8}Oh, this old thing?

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{\an8}[Tiffany] The CRAB, which stands for
Cinema, Recording, and Broadway,

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{\an8}was awarded to Miss Tee

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{\an8}for her singular achievement
in all of those things.

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{\an8}Are you going to ask me anything
about my new movie?

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{\an8}The first award of its kind.

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{\an8}In other words,
it's the only one in the whole world.

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{\an8}- She's just that good.
- [microphone thuds, whines]

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{\an8}I'll take that back now.

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{\an8}- Go right ahead.
- I'm trying!

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{\an8}- [paparazzi] Vanna!
- It's all yours.

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{\an8}- [Tiffany gasps]
- [paparazzi 2] Smile!

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{\an8}[Camera shutters clicking]

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[sighs] I love Vanna Tee.

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She was so good in <i>Undersea Undercover.</i>
I hear she does her own stunts.

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Must have that CRAB.

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Fin Bro?

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Shark's right. This whole city's
going gaga for Vanna and her award.

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We pinch the CRAB
from the biggest star on earth,

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not only do we keep our streak going,
we get even more infamous doing it.

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Looks like we're going to Hollywood.

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[heist music playing]

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[engine revving]

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[hisses]

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[tires screeching]

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{\an8}[whimsical music playing]

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{\an8}[Wolf] <i>Film sets are swarming</i>
<i>with crew members.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It'll be a cinch to blend in.</i>

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{\an8}Or maybe it just means
more folks around to blow our cover.

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{\an8}This trinket is worth
risking our streak for?

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{\an8}[Shark gasps on earpiece]
<i>The CRAB is more than a trinket!</i>

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{\an8}<i>It is the epitome of acting.</i>

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<i>And this is my…</i>
<i>I mean, </i>our<i> only chance to get it.</i>

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{\an8}Uh, Shark, you're giving off

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{\an8}some very complicated-history-with-Vanna-
revenge-plot vibes.

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{\an8}- This isn't personal, right?
- It better not be.

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{\an8}The Dodgy Dachshunds
let it get personal once.

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Their whole crime op fell apart
in 48 hours.

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[Shark scoffs] <i>"Personal"?</i>

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<i>Ha! Me? Nice one, guys.</i>

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Then it's go time. We're in position
with the, uh, borrowed limo.

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[Shark] <i>Good. Vanna's a total weirdo.</i>

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<i>She discovered that if her chauffeur</i>
<i>drives at 30 miles per hour,</i>

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<i>she can't help falling asleep.</i>

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<i>She drive-naps daily when filming.</i>

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[laughs] Celebrities!
They're just like us.

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I'm hacking into Vanna's phone.

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I'll send her chauffeur
on a complicated all-day errand.

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[Shark] <i>She'll be used to</i>
<i>Vanna's annoying, eccentric requests,</i>

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<i>so it won't seem out of the ordinary.</i>

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[tires squealing]

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Next, Piranha, you handle the guard.

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[blow lands]

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[Wolf] <i>Snake, you tell Vanna</i>
<i>her car is ready for her drive-nap.</i>

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[Snake groans]

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[tires squealing]

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[revving decreases]

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Vanna's in dreamland.

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Now Shark just has to grab the CRAB,
and our crime streak continues.

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[raspy voice] <i>And the CRAB goes to Shark!</i>

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This was all supposed to be yours.

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[gasps] Who's saying that? Who are you?

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I'm you, but raspier.

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Now, stop lying to yourself.

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You knew exactly what you were doing
when you put that wig on.

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You're going to destroy Vanna.

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No. I'm here to get the CRAB.

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Wrong! You're here to get back at her
for what she took from you.

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Now, tell the team
you can't find the CRAB.

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Lie? To my friends?

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Are you a star
or a stand-in in someone else's clothes?

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Do it!

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- [earpiece beeps]
- The CRAB's not here.

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I, uh, can't find it anywhere.

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Well, keep looking.
We can't keep this ruse up forever.

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If we lose our streak
for some Sparkletown flimflam, so help me…

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Everybody, relax. Our streak is safe.

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You guys search for the CRAB
while Vanna saws logs.

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[keyboard clacking]

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Think back on what brought you here.
On that fateful day, all those years ago.

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The big audition for a life-changing role,

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when you and Vanna
were just bright-eyed young thespians.

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<i>Sure, she really wanted to be an actor</i>
<i>and you a criminal.</i>

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But had you booked that gig,
you would have had the perfect cover

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for all your crimes, baby boy!

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[cackles]

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<i>You'd be the A-list star, not her.</i>

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<i>Think of all the loot</i>
<i>you'd be able to steal</i>

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<i>rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.</i>

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<i>But no!</i>

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<i>Vanna sabotaged you</i>
<i>with your one great weakness.</i>

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It'll calm your nerves.

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Go on. Eat it.

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<i>She knew cheese blintzes</i>
<i>give you the you-know-whats.</i>

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[Shark groans]

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- [Shark vomiting]
- [judges gasping and groaning]

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And you blintzed all over that stage,
humiliating yourself

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and losing the role of a lifetime.

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Are you Miss Tee's handlers?
We'd like to get started.

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Miss Tee will come out
when she's good and ready.

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Shar…

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I mean, Miss Tee,

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we need you out here.

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Yes. I know what I must do.

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The best way to get back at Vanna
for ruining my fake life…

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…is to ruin her <i>real</i> life.

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[cackles]

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Hide the CRAB somewhere
the team will never think to look.

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They'll be so distracted searching,
they won't notice what you're really up to

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until Vanna's precious career
lies in ruins. [chuckles]

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[Piranha] Whenever you're ready, Miss Tee!

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[Snake] Yeah, no rush, but step on it.

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[as Vanna] Time to get personal, dollface.

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Sorry.
I was just being difficult, as usual.

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Actually, not sorry.

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But I'm ready for my close-up.

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Shark, what are you doing?!

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Stalling. The CRAB must be hidden on set.

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Blend in and look for it.
I'll keep the film crew distracted.

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How's she doing?

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[Vanna snoring]

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Out like a light. Speaking of…

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[keyboard clacking]

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[brakes squeak]

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Miss Tee, it is the honor,

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nay, the privilege of my lifetime
to direct you.

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[belches]

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[sniffs, smacks lips]

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Oh, is… is that garlic <i>and</i> banana?

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Mm. Great guess.

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[chuckles] Just one of
your storied quirks, I suppose.

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All right, everyone, places!

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Places!

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Man, people let the rich and famous
get away with anything.

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This will take more effort
than I thought. Action!

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Oh, by the way, I've decided I'll be
calling "action" and "cut" from now on.

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I'm sure you understand.

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[heist music playing]

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That award's got to be
somewhere on this set.

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Here, crabby, crabby.

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[gasps]

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{\an8}- [rummaging]
- Nah, no CRAB. [gasps]

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{\an8}But this looks like it'll come in handy.

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[chuckles] Love a good boom-boom!

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Oh, great. Our most explosive team member
has found a box full of pyrotechnics.

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If you blow our streak
with your boom-boom--

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Yeah. Where is that boom operator?

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Do you have clearance to be here?
Who are you?

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I'm the boom operator.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Oh, you're Brian.

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Yep. That's me, Brian, the boom operator.
[chuckling] I, uh, operate on the boom.

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This is a boom?

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[grunts]

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[screams]

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- [Snake grunts]
- [microphone feedback whines]

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I almost got made there.
This job is getting too risky.

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If we sneak out now,
no one will know we were here.

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[Shark, as Vanna] Yoo-hoo!

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[scoffs] Where is
my personal boom operator?

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Come in real close.

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- [whispering] What are you doing?
- I'm acting!

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Okay, so, I was thinking,
instead of dialogue,

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we should just open on one long,
loud, sustained scream.

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And action!

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[screams]

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- What the heck?
- [screaming continues]

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Mm! Guys, did you know
that there's free food on film sets?

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[chuckles] Talk about a steal!

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00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:08,149
[Wolf] <i>Great. But status on the CRAB?</i>
<i>Also, is that screaming?</i>

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- [screaming continues]
- Cut! Cut.

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Cut, please, Miss Tee. Okay, cut!

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Make me!

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[gasps] Beans!

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[brakes squealing]

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[snoring]

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00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,217
Wait a minute. You're not Matilda. Am…

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[gasps] Am I getting kidnapped?

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Yes?

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[screaming]

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Wolf! Stop screaming and drive!

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[screaming continues]

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[engine revving]

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[screams]

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[snores]

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Phew!

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Miss Tee, are you literally
chewing the scenery?

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This set was bad, so I'm making it better.

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00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,207
If I didn't know any better,
I'd say that isn't even Vanna Tee,

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but some kind of impostor.

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Crazy, right?

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- [earpiece beeps]
- Shark! You're beefing the streak!

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00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,300
[raspy Shark] Listen, little land worm!

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I'm not stopping
until I accomplish what I came here to do.

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And if you get in my way,
I'll pull off this disguise,

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blow our cover,
and ruin your precious little streak!

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00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,397
Nod your puny head if you understand.

208
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:33,359
Good. Now, kiss my flipper.

209
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:36,529
[Snake] Uh-uh!

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[Shark kisses]

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00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,075
[as Vanna] There, you did it.

212
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:42,952
It's <i>our</i> streak.

213
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,415
And that's lunch. Thank heavens!

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00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,792
And this is day one?

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00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,253
[sighs] Was any of that usable?

216
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,046
Guys, are we sure that's Vanna?

217
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:58,717
Sounds like we all agree that my rewrites
fixed this garbage script. [scoffs]

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00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,719
Now you all can enjoy lunch.

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00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,265
I'll just grab an itty-bitty snack
from crafty.

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[munches]

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00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,978
[belches]

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00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,689
Oops! [chuckles] Feeding frenzy!

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[chuckles] So quirky, right?

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Okay, bye!

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00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,862
Getting dangerously close
to rush hour, gang!

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00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:21,115
Wrap this up, Shark. I don't know
how long we can keep Vanna asleep.

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<i>Hello? Hello?</i>

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- [earpiece thuds]
<i>- Anybody copy? Shark? Anybody?</i>

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00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,665
- [earpiece beeps]
- Nope, no CRAB in here. But… Huh?

230
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Wolf! Webs!
Something ain't right with Shark.

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He tossed his comms
and he's acting like a big diva.

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But I'm on it.

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- [horn blares]
- You drive too slow, grandma!

234
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,848
Oh, now <i>this</i> car's moving
slower than us? Hang on.

235
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,058
- [engine revving]
- [tires screeching]

236
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,395
[snoring]

237
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,564
This is getting out of hand.

238
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:54,815
Oh, no. No, no, no!

239
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,443
- [brakes squeak]
- [engine idling]

240
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,069
[snoring stops]

241
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,615
[screaming]

242
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,783
- [cameras clicking]
- [paparazzi] Vanna!

243
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,703
Wow! She really does do her own stunts.

244
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,164
She's gonna tell them we kidnapped her!

245
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:13,209
Great! We'll be caught for sure.
There goes our crime streak.

246
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,211
[paparazzi 2] Stop! I can't get the shot!

247
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,631
The paparazzi, they found me. Drive!

248
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,217
But keep it under or over 30
so I stay awake.

249
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,927
- Webs.
- On it, Wolf.

250
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,930
- [engine revving]
- [tires squealing]

251
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,557
[groans]

252
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,434
Those no-good gossip hounds,

253
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,229
they're always trying to catch me
in an embarrassing photo.

254
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,564
I can't let them see me with my 'do askew.

255
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,317
[gasps] Wait a tick. Wolf? Webs?

256
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,569
You're The Bad Guys.

257
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,530
At your disservice.

258
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,281
I loved you in <i>Man Vs. Manatee.</i>

259
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,993
Of course you did, dollface.
But flattery won't get you anywhere.

260
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,078
Now, listen, you two.

261
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,789
[Wolf] Uh, actually,
you should be listening to us.

262
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,250
We understand each other.

263
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,586
Fame recognizes fame.

264
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,297
Everyone knows
The Bad Guys are on a hot streak.

265
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,508
But dang it all, so am I!

266
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:06,095
I cannot be seen like this,
so you're gonna drive me back to set

267
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,347
without letting anyone
see me in this state.

268
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,431
In exchange,

269
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,017
I'll help keep your streak intact.

270
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,813
It's an offer you simply cannot refuse.

271
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,649
She's just that good.

272
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,568
And don't you forget it.

273
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,652
[snoring]

274
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,195
[engine revs increase]

275
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,283
- [snoring stops]
- [Wolf] That was an accident.

276
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,159
[tires squealing]

277
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,998
This has gone too far.

278
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,877
I'm jeopardizing our streak,
everything we've worked so hard for.

279
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,503
And all for what?

280
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,422
[raspy Shark] <i>Silencio, clown-shark!</i>

281
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,592
Have you forgotten
the mess she made for you?

282
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,052
[Piranha] Uh… Who are you talking to?

283
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,097
Piranha! I'm deep in character right now.

284
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,099
- I don't have time for--
- Your team?

285
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,977
Oh, hey. There that is.

286
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,898
Ha! Nice try,
but I saw you chuck it in the chuck bin.

287
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,358
Something is fishy, and I don't mean me.

288
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,861
There's something
between you and Vanna, isn't there?

289
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,779
[scoffs] I don't know what you're--

290
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,784
Don't lie to me, Fin Bro.
You're acting awfully personal.

291
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,411
You know what? You're right.

292
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,039
I did make it personal.

293
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,833
I'm so glad you were here
to snap me out of it.

294
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,630
Man, you're the best Fin Bro
I could ever ask for.

295
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:26,258
Nah, that's what we do.
Let's find that CRAB and get out of here.

296
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,844
I… I had it the whole time.

297
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,390
Perfect way to sneak it out of here.

298
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,976
Let me just fix my rouge
and we can end this.

299
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,978
I'll be right out.

300
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:46,403
Oh! I can't believe I used the power
of friendship against my Fin Bro.

301
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,697
[raspy Shark]
It'll all be worth it. [chuckles]

302
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,493
There's just one more thing to do.

303
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,539
- Wolf, we got the CRAB.
- [Wolf] <i>Good. We're coming with Vanna.</i>

304
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,708
We'll be gone
before anyone know we were here.

305
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,213
Shark, wrong way!
You're heading towards set!

306
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,674
[as Vanna] I know exactly what I'm doing.

307
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,259
- Oh, no.
- [Shark, as Vanna] Are you looking at me?

308
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,470
Okay, stop looking at me.

309
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,180
I… What… I-I need to focus.

310
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,641
[scoffs] Wow. So unprofessional.

311
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,519
[scoffs] Miss Tee, now,
I know you have your quirks,

312
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:22,314
but you've always had a reputation
for treating your crew well.

313
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,859
- What's gotten into you?
- Oh, don't worry, toots.

314
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,946
I have the perfect final shot for the day.

315
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,741
- "Toots"?
- That cheese blintz you ordered, Miss Tee.

316
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,537
Oh, you're gonna want to
get in real close for this one.

317
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,247
[munches]

318
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,164
[gulps]

319
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,250
- [stomach grumbling]
- [retches]

320
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,377
- [vomiting]
- [gasps] My eyes!

321
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,963
- [vomiting continues]
- [crew member] Medic!

322
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,299
[whimpers] Oh, no! Oh, no!

323
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,386
[groans] Fin Bro, how could you?

324
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,514
[director] That was disgusting!
I'm calling the press!

325
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,974
You'll never work again!

326
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,352
I can't believe you used
the power of friendship against me,

327
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,021
and cheesed all over those people!

328
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,898
How are we gonna get out of this mess
with our streak intact?

329
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,151
The press is coming!
You ruined everything!

330
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,360
Ha-ha!

331
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,447
Including Vanna's career.
That'll teach her.

332
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,365
[Vanna] Shark, is that you?

333
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,075
You look great!

334
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,203
[laughs] Oh, dollface, it's been forever!

335
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,582
Oh, I've heard all about your work
with The Bad Guys.

336
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,168
[gasps] To think you and I
were just two upstart kids

337
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,503
all those years ago
on the audition circuit.

338
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,213
Hey! Don't patronize me!

339
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,507
You ruined my chance
of a perfect criminal cover

340
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,843
by sabotaging my audition
with that cheese blintz!

341
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,220
[laughs] Told you it was personal.

342
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,515
Blintz? What are you talking about?

343
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,142
I begged you not to eat that,

344
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,604
but you kept insisting
it was the best thing to calm your nerves.

345
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,740
[sniffs]

346
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,327
Shark! No! Don't do it.
You know what those do to you.

347
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,329
I gotta! I need this role!

348
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,373
It's okay.
Cheese blintzes always calm my nerves.

349
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,750
Don't you remember?

350
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,753
You said that last time,
before opening night of our sketch show…

351
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,962
Shark, no!

352
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,006
Wait. What?

353
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,008
Oh, <i>I</i> get it.

354
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,593
It was a classic jealous delusion

355
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,929
that caused Shark
to misremember <i>his</i> bad decision

356
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,305
and cast blame onto Vanna.

357
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,389
Textbook avoidance.

358
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,391
I blintzed myself?

359
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,018
Time to come clean, Fin Bro.

360
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,603
And then I… [whimpers]

361
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,939
…I made the heist personal.

362
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,234
Vindication, thy name is Webs!

363
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,695
I maybe dressed up as you,

364
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,615
and I stole your CRAB and,

365
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:41,245
uh, I maybe blintzed on camera as you.

366
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:47,459
That means
there's footage of <i>me</i> blintzing?

367
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,377
[gasps]

368
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,962
My career is over.

369
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,549
I can make this right.

370
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:57,344
Bad Guys, I know I lied to you
and broke our code of misconduct,

371
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,429
but do you think
you could help me fix this?

372
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,682
We're a team. We've all made mistakes.

373
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,308
We got you, Papa.

374
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,061
Then it's showtime.

375
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,482
I tried! I tried to un-rack focus,
but I couldn't look away!

376
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,568
It just kept coming. [sobs]

377
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,944
Get me the press.

378
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,572
I can make up
the losses for this film tenfold

379
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,991
by selling this insane footage.

380
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,702
First bid, 20 millio--

381
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,039
- Uh… I'll call you back.
- [phone beeps]

382
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:31,295
You got duped!
It's me, Shark, of The Bad Guys.

383
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,381
Ha-ha! Yep, <i>The</i> Bad Guys.

384
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,258
I'm gonna need that footage.

385
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,053
Never! This footage is worth millions!

386
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,555
[director cackles]

387
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:47,019
- [panting, grunts]
- Finally figured this thing out.

388
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,145
[grunts, gasps]

389
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,318
[grunts]

390
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,778
- [Shark grunts]
- [Webs grunts]

391
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,239
- [Piranha gasps]
- [thumb drive clatters]

392
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:01,867
[Piranha] Everyone!

393
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,120
- It's boom-boom time.
- [beep]

394
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,331
- [explosion]
- [fireworks whistling]

395
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,209
[laughter]

396
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:14,671
We've heard you you-know-what'd!
We caught you blintz-handed!

397
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,506
[camera shutters clicking]

398
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,677
Hey, let me make something clear to you.

399
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:26,141
Vanna Tee is officially a made lady
under the protection of The Bad Guys!

400
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,603
So, no more photos ever!

401
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,856
Unless you want to see what
the inside of a shark tummy looks like.

402
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,358
[whispering indistinctly]

403
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,443
Okay, <i>some</i> photos.

404
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,738
But only on good-hair days,
as determined by Vanna.

405
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,323
[Shark growls]

406
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:42,991
[cameras clatter]

407
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:49,206
<i>What a harrowing time</i>
<i>America's sweetheart has gone through.</i>

408
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:53,377
<i>Kidnapped by The Bad Guys?</i>
<i>Your adoring public won't stand for it.</i>

409
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:57,381
{\an8}Actually, dollface,
I'm thankful for The Bad Guys.

410
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,924
{\an8}They're the best in the biz,

411
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,300
just like me.

412
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,303
<i>It wasn't a total loss.</i>
<i>It was perfect research for my next film.</i>

413
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,848
{\an8}- [gasps] Do tell.
<i>- The Bad Gals.</i>

414
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,435
{\an8}- At least you still have your CRAB.
- Actually, they made off with it.

415
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,521
{\an8}- Oh, horror of horrors!
- Eh…

416
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,231
[Vanna] <i>I'll win another one.</i>

417
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,441
{\an8}Because I'm just that good.

418
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,235
{\an8}You heard it here first.

419
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,404
{\an8}Vanna's got a new franchise planned,

420
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:24,199
{\an8}and The Bad Guys' CRAB nab
means their hot streak continues.

421
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,284
{\an8}Mwah!

422
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,494
[Snake] I can't believe
she let you keep it.

423
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,414
She said my acting earned it.

424
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,792
[crickets chirping]

425
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,216
[ominous music playing]

