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Okay, guys.

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Clearly, we're gonna have
to control our thoughts in this world.

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- Absowutewy.
- Good idea.

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<i>This reminds me of a movie.</i>

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<i>What was the name of that movie?</i>

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Bert, focus.

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Sorry.

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<i>It had that girl in it.</i>

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<i>The one who's married
to what's-his-name in real life.</i>

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<i>Phoebe Cates.</i>

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<i>Nope, not Phoebe Cates.</i>

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
<i>Boy, that was a good movie.</i>

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<i>Ah!</i>

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<i>The pool scene
where she takes her top off.</i>

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<i>So hot.</i>

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Sexuality exists on a continuum.

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<i>True. Wob Wowe's on my continuum.</i>

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No, he's not.
I do not want to kiss Wob Wowe.

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<i>On his pouty wips.</i>

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<i>Weird that Kripke's thoughts
have a speech impediment.</i>

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Okay, okay. We have
to figure out where we are

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and what we need to do
to get where it is we're supposed to go.

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What Women Want. <i>Mel Gibson.</i>

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Oh, Mel Gibson wasn't married
to Phoebe Cates.

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No, it's a movie with telepathy.

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<i>Like what's happening with us?</i>

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<i>Oh!</i>

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<i>I'm all alone.</i>

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Go ahead, Stuart.

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Now, the instructions that came
with the device are a message

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from whoever's trying to help me.

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<i>Wook at me, PhD from Stanford,</i>

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<i>and I'm taking orders from a guy
who wuns a comic book store.</i>

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You wanna be in charge, Kripke?

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No, you're doing fine.

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<i>I'll just wait for you to fail,
then make fun of you.</i>

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Thank you.

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Now, according to this, the reason
we can't restore the prime universe

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to its original state

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is we're moving laterally,
when we should be moving along

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a fourth-dimensional axis.

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- Time!
- Time.

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<i>Keeps on slippin'
Slippin', slippin'</i>

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<i>- Into the future
- Into the future</i>

45
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You done?

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- Sorry.
- Sorry.

47
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<i>Look at my man taking charge.</i>

48
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<i>Look at Denise
looking at me taking charge.</i>

49
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All wight, boss man,
how do we accomplish this?

50
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So the Leonard-Sheldon thingy
was never completed.

51
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- It needs a steering wheel.
- A steering wheel?

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Not literally, but some kind
of control mechanism

53
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to get us back to the time and place
before everything went to hell.

54
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Too bad Wadioshack
went out of business.

55
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<i>"Wadioshack."</i>

56
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- Hey!
- Sorry.

57
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It's hard to not think.

58
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It's like you tell somebody,
"Don't think of a pink elephant..."

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<i>Pink elephant?</i>

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<i>See?</i>

61
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Kripke, where can we find
something like this?

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<i>I think I can get past the weak chin.</i>

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<i>I want his children.</i>

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<i>- Seriously?
- I wouldn't think it if I didn't mean it.</i>

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Aw.

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I see what to do here.

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We can jewwy-wig something
out of a satewwite controwwer.

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Mm. Where do we find
a satellite controller?

69
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That's easy. Engineering
department at Caltech.

70
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Great, then that's where we're going.

71
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<i>"Great, then that's where we're going."</i>

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- Real mature.
<i>- "Weal mature."</i>

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<i>Asshole.</i>

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How can I help you?

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We're here to see Howard Wolowitz.

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He's an aerospace engineer.

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One moment.

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<i>You smell just like my mother.</i>

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I'm sorry?

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<i>You heard me.</i>

81
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Please stop thinking.

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I don't have a Howard Wolowitz.

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- Are you sure?
- I'll check again.

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<i>I'm not really checking again.</i>

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<i>Just trying to be polite.</i>

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Nope. No Howard Wolowitz.

87
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Could you give us a minute?

88
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No problem. I'll be here.

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<i>Until I drop dead,
because I married a drummer,</i>

90
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<i>and this is the only way
we have health insurance.</i>

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How can Howard not be here?

92
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Maybe he doesn't exist
in this universe.

93
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She's right. I can't find
Howard Wolowitz anywhere.

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Well, keep looking.

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<i>Man.</i>

96
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<i>I'd wike to take her home,
wip her cwothes off</i>

97
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<i>and finish prematurely,
then cwy wike a baby</i>

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<i>when she gets in a cab and weaves.</i>

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Ew.

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Nope. No Howard Wolowitz anywhere.

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<i>Well, we're screwed.</i>

102
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Well, we're screwed.

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<i>Honey, we heard you.</i>

104
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Honey, we heard you.

105
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Hang on.
I found Bernadette Rostenkowski.

106
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Maybe she knows something.

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Worth a shot.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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<i>How'd you wike to be, uh, disappointed?</i>

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What is wrong with you girls?
Come on, pick up your feet.

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You're like a bunch of baby hippos.

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<i>Die, bitch, die.</i>

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You think about your mother
with that mind?

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I guess she's not a microbiologist
in this universe.

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<i>Your observation skills are bweathtaking.</i>

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- Barry, really?
- I think 'em wike I see 'em.

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All right, take five, drink some juice,
drink some vodka. I don't care.

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Can I help you?

120
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You don't know us?

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Were we in rehab together?
'Cause a lot of that's a blur.

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You're Bernadette Rostenkowski?

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That's my maiden name.

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My married name
is Bernadette Asshole.

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Does Mr. Asshole
possibly also go by Howard Wolowitz?

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Who?

127
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He's an engineer,

128
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wooks wike a garden gnome
with a Beatles haircut.

129
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Does he sell coke on the side?

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No.

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- Then I don't know him.
<i>- What happened to you?</i>

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I'll tell you what happened, Sasquatch.

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I had an alcoholic mother
try to live out her dreams

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by dressing me up,
shoving me in beauty pageants,

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feeding me diet pills to keep me skinny,

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all so I could become
Miss California Quiznos 1999.

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<i>- Aw.
- Sad.</i>

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<i>Quiznos. Yum.</i>

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Here I am, teaching pampered
little maggots how to tap,

140
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which is pointless,

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since the only dancing
they're ever gonna do

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is on the pole.

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<i>- Oh, no.
- What?</i>

144
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<i>- Mommy.</i>
- Ah, shut your brain holes.

145
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We're sorry to have wasted your time.

146
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<i>Wouldn't be a waste
of time if you killed me.</i>

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Have a great day.

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All right, future eating disorders,
let's get back to work.

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You know, in a telepathic world,
you can talk with your mouth full.

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- Tewwific.
- Check it out.

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<i>In a telepathic world,
you can talk with your mouth full.</i>

152
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<i>Yeah, I get it.</i>

153
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- Hey.
- Where you guys been?

154
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We need to figure out a way
into Caltech.

155
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Sorry, we were having sex.

156
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Stuart.

157
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I was going to think it anyway.

158
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<i>I don't need to hear any more.</i>

159
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<i>It was incredible.
I knew everything she wanted.</i>

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<i>It was great.
No questions, no apologies.</i>

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<i>You wouldn't believe what I finally found.</i>

162
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<i>Yeah, you did.</i>

163
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So what's the plan?

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It's simple. We break
into the engineering department

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and steal the components.

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<i>Simple, my ass.
We can't break in.</i>

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<i>And even if we could,
we don't know what we're looking for.</i>

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<i>And even if we knew,
we don't know how to put it together.</i>

169
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<i>And let's say we put it together,
we don't know how to operate it.</i>

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<i>And even if we figure out
how to get in,</i>

171
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<i>what we're looking for,
how to put it together,</i>

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<i>and how to operate it,
we don't know where we're going!</i>

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Any questions?

174
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No, I think we're good.

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How wong are we gonna
keep doing this?

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There is no trickewy in a world
with tewepathy.

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There's gotta be a way.

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Bert, think of a card.

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<i>Three of Clubs.</i>

180
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Thwee of Cwubs.

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Let me try again.

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<i>Jack of Hearts?</i>

183
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Bert, stop.

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Obviously, we need to find a way
to shield our thoughts.

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Like Magneto's helmet.

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<i>Oh my God, more of your comic book shit.</i>

187
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<i>Somebody kill me.</i>

188
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<i>Oh, I'd love to.</i>

189
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<i>- I wish I could.
- I'll hold him down.</i>

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Wow. Very nice. Shame on you.

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I don't mean literally Magneto's helmet,
but some kind of telepathy blocker.

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Why don't we meditate?

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You know, "Quiet the monkey mind."

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- Worth a try.
- Okay. Great.

195
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- I'm game.
- Why not?

196
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Everybody close your eyes
and follow your breath.

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In...

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Out.

199
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<i>This is dumb. I can't do this.</i>

200
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<i>Two yoga classes and, suddenly,
I'm Deepak Chopra...</i>

201
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,419
<i>I haven't had a good bowel movement
since the cow world.</i>

202
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,963
<i>All this universe hopping
can't be good for my digestion.</i>

203
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,090
<i>It's basically travel,
and that's always rough...</i>

204
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<i>I had chili on a hot dog, and I thought,
"This is crazy."</i>

205
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<i>But it's not crazy 'cause it's good.</i>

206
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<i>Wike, I know I'm not my thoughts,
and I know my basic nature is wove,</i>

207
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<i>and I wove the winen pants
with the dwawstwing...</i>

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<i>...damned spot! Lady Macbeth.</i>
Lady and the Tramp.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
I am trying not to fart.</i>

210
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<i>- Breathing in...
- And...</i>

211
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<i>- My dad used to own a Datsun...
- "Fee-fi-fo-fum.</i>

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<i>I smell the blood of an Englishman."
Where did that come from?</i>

213
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<i>Am I being charged for it?</i>

214
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,452
<i>Oh, shit. I forgot
to pick up my dwy cweaning.</i>

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All right, let's put a pin
in meditating. What else we got?

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<i>I don't think this is gonna work.</i>

217
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You got a better way
to block our thoughts?

218
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I didn't think so.

219
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One, two, three.

220
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<i>Come on, Eileen</i>

221
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,227
<i>Oh, I swear
Well, he means</i>

222
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:07,231
<i>Ah, come on
Let's take off everything...</i>

223
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,149
We were listening to it in the car.

224
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,234
Real earworm.

225
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,986
Oh, I get those all the time.

226
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,614
<i>Dust in the wind</i>

227
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,118
<i>All we are
Is dust in the wind</i>

228
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:19,868
How can I help you?

229
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,871
I'm sure you remember
we were here the other day.

230
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,209
<i>I'm on so much medication,
I don't remember anything.</i>

231
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,169
Yes, of course.
Nice to see you again.

232
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,840
Mm. Anyway, uh, David Saltzberg
over at UCLA asked us

233
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to bring this over
to the engineering lab.

234
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Up the stairs, down the hall.

235
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Thank you.

236
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:44,393
<i>Toora, loora, toora
Loo-rye-aye</i>

237
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:48,356
<i>Eileen I'll hum this tune forever</i>

238
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,317
Engineering wab should be down this hall.

239
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,819
You have any idea
what we're looking for?

240
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,405
Your basic variable
impedance controwwer circuit.

241
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,158
<i>I am so full of shit.</i>

242
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,076
<i>Quick, sing something.</i>

243
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,412
<i>Tall and tan and young...</i>

244
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,290
<i>Young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema</i>

245
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,293
<i>- Goes walking and when...
- That's enough.</i>

246
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,588
What the fuck?

247
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,673
We gotta go.

248
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,177
Catch their swipstream.

249
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,726
<i>Come on, Eileen</i>

250
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,857
Get out of the way!

251
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,859
<i>Come on, Eileen</i>

252
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,322
- Hey, hey!
<i>- Toorah, loora</i>

253
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,950
- Can we talk about this?
<i>- Toora, loo-rye-aye</i>

254
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,828
<i>Eileen I'll hum this tune forever</i>

255
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,622
<i>Toora, loora</i>

256
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:51,294
- Ooh, yum!
<i>- Toora, loo-rye-aye</i>

257
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,726
- Who are you?
- Who are you?

258
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,937
- Oh, hang on.
- One sec.

259
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,106
- Continue.
- Okay.

260
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,943
Who are you?

261
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,444
I asked first.

262
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,737
All right, go ahead.

263
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,905
This is gonna take a while.

264
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,157
Yeah.

265
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,077
Are you the me that came to me
in the comic book store?

266
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,955
I thought you were the me
that came to me in the comic book store.

267
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,165
All wight, all wight.
Before we go any further,

268
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,418
I just want to point out,
you, sir, are one handsome bwoke.

269
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,545
Right back at you.

270
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,256
We don't have time for this.

271
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,716
We're on a mission
to save the universe.

272
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,176
Oh, who isn't?

273
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:45,555
An alternate version of me told me
that I'm the only one who can fix things.

274
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,809
Well, he lied, 'cause ta-da!

275
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,019
We have the device.

276
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,854
So do we.

277
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,106
Well, this is a pickle.

278
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,110
The way I see it,
there's a couple of possibilities.

279
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,153
Lay it on me, my brother.

280
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:03,073
The Stuart from the other universe
didn't trust the first Stuart,

281
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,700
so he also sent a Stuart

282
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,954
from another universe on the same mission
as a failsafe.

283
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,580
That's clever.

284
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,748
- Or...
- Enough talk!

285
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,542
Every minute we waste arguing,

286
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,254
the fabric of reality
is at risk of collapse!

287
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,677
Get the device.

288
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,015
Don't make this difficult.

289
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,932
What did you do?

290
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,727
I'm not gonna mess with that guy!

291
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,604
We gotta follow him.

292
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,318
Now what?

293
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,945
I could eat.

294
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,494
<i>Sun is shining
In the sky...</i>

295
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,706
No, thank you.

296
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,917
Hit the switch! Hit the switch!

297
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,544
<i>And don't you know</i>

298
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,839
- Here we go!
<i>- It's a beautiful new day</i>

299
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,679
Oh, no.

300
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,266
I think you mean, "Oh, neigh."

301
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,313
Hey. Hey.

