1 00:00:13,166 --> 00:00:18,833 Welcome to day two of the W.H. Rawlings Tire Invitational 2 00:00:18,916 --> 00:00:21,375 on the Korn Ferry Tour. 3 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:25,791 The cut is for the top 65 players and ties. 4 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:28,500 Aim higher. Go further. 5 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:30,333 Achieve greatness. 6 00:00:30,416 --> 00:00:34,166 - ♪ Oh, the place where I worship… ♪ 7 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:37,291 For more information about our talent community, 8 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:40,125 contact Linda Batatata 9 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:43,708 or Cinda Trinsti at… 10 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:45,750 the clubhouse desk. 11 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:58,583 - Punch it! You gotta punch it! - I'm about to punch you, Lonnie! 12 00:00:58,666 --> 00:01:01,750 God damn it, Old Henry. Seriously, move your ass. 13 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:05,708 We… are… going to… miss… my 14 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:07,791 tee time because of you. 15 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,041 I will not have this! 16 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:11,958 It's emotional abuse, and I'm not gonna stand for it. 17 00:01:12,041 --> 00:01:14,791 Keep going! What are you doing? Run the red light! Go! Go! 18 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:19,416 Whoa! 19 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,375 - Yeah! - Oh shit! 20 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:21,666 So, we're good. 21 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:22,916 Keep going! Keep going! 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,833 Next up for the 9:47 start, 23 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:29,416 McNally, Han, Hawkins. 24 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:32,666 This is it, Old Henry. I've let you hang around for long enough. 25 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,750 You are done. 26 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:35,000 - What? - You're fired! 27 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:36,666 Fired? You're gonna fire me? 28 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,125 Who's gonna carry your bag? 29 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:40,833 Wait! Left lane. Left! Left lane. 30 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:42,833 Ahh! 31 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,291 Ahh! 32 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:53,291 God! 33 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:55,500 You are a terrible driver. 34 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:59,916 And next on the tee, winner of the Korean Tour Order of Merit, 35 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,125 Bobby Han. 36 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:15,166 Hold on! 37 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:18,375 Oh shit! 38 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:25,916 Tear it up, Old Henry! 39 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,208 Whoo! 40 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,833 And please welcome three-time major winner 41 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:39,333 and former world number one 42 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:42,125 from Yuba City, California, 43 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:44,333 Lonnie Hawkins. 44 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,166 Lonnie Hawkins? 45 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,458 Hey! Hey! 46 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:51,875 Hey, man! 47 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:55,416 Slow down! 48 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,958 Whoa! 49 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:01,791 I'm Lonnie Hawkins! I'm a professional golfer. 50 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:02,833 Look at my face. 51 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,333 Look at my face! 52 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:05,708 Get out the way! 53 00:03:05,791 --> 00:03:07,583 Lonnie Hawkins. 54 00:03:07,666 --> 00:03:08,666 Classic Lonnie. 55 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,958 - I thought he retired. - Holy shit! 56 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:13,208 No one drives a bus like Old Henry. 57 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:15,666 Lonnie Hawkins? 58 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:22,416 Lonnie Hawkins? 59 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,500 {\an8}Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 60 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,625 {\an8}We're here. We're here. 61 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:28,833 My caddie can't tell time, so it's not my fault. 62 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:30,541 - What? - Yeah. Hey, Dave, hey Bobby. 63 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,666 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Guy's a joke. 64 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,916 All right. Let's get this show on the road. 65 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,458 You guys already hit? 66 00:03:36,541 --> 00:03:38,333 There you go. 67 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,250 What do we got here? A little Callaway One? 68 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:43,250 Want to go for a little ride? Huh? 69 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:45,583 What's that? 70 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:47,916 You have to speak up louder than that. 71 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,083 Oh, you want to go far? 72 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,708 You want to go into outer space? 73 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:58,250 You're gonna go flying through that air, screaming your head off with pure ecstasy… 74 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:01,625 …as you explode into the cosmos. 75 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,250 Do the damn thing. 76 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:06,208 Okay, let's do it. Let's go for a ride. 77 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,916 That's how it's done! 78 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:19,666 Ha ha ha! 79 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:20,916 That's how it's done! 80 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,541 That's how it's done. 81 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,458 - ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk ♪ 82 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:26,625 ♪ He's a golfer ♪ 83 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:29,541 ♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪ 84 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:32,500 I mean, you gotta try to imagine this steak, okay? 85 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:36,125 Picture it, smothered in onions and mushrooms, right? 86 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:39,208 Thick gravy. And then the side? 87 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:41,666 Oh, the most perfect baked potato. 88 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:44,500 I mean, just swimming in sour cream and chives. 89 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,666 - You making me hungry. - Here's the crazy thing. 90 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:50,041 It was just a random Outback somewhere outside of Dallas, you know? 91 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,875 I sure could use some of them Bloomin' Onions they got. 92 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:56,000 Well, that's Chili's. That's not Outback. 93 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,250 - Oh, you old jackass. It's Outback. - What? 94 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,083 No. Bloomin' Onion? No, no. 95 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,166 I'd bet my life, that's… that's Chili's. 96 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,458 You don't know shit about shit. It's Outback. 97 00:05:05,541 --> 00:05:08,833 Okay, well, I do know this. Tonight, we're going to Carrabba's. 98 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:11,333 I'm hungry for Italiano. 99 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:14,000 Fuck Carrabba's. I'd rather eat cat shit with a knitting needle. 100 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,250 - I'm not going to Carrabba's. - Okay, well… 101 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:17,958 - Yeah, that's you. - Well… 102 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:20,208 Quiet, please! Shh! 103 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:22,125 Shut your mouths! Please! 104 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:23,125 Ha! 105 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:25,916 Ready, set, 106 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,708 lights, camera… 107 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:37,583 Nice shot, Lonnie. 108 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:39,583 Yeah, you know it was a nice shot, Bobby. 109 00:05:39,666 --> 00:05:41,666 - You see that? - You damn right I did! 110 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,208 The kind of shot you'd make back in the Sisqó era. 111 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:45,958 - "Thong Song." - Yes, sir. 112 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,958 ♪ Let me see your booty go Thong th-thong-thong-thong♪ 113 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:51,291 I love that song! 114 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:53,583 ♪ She had dumps Like a truck, truck, truck♪ 115 00:05:53,666 --> 00:05:55,625 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 116 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:57,500 ♪ Baby, move your butt, butt, butt ♪ 117 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:58,833 ♪ I think I'll sing it again… ♪ 118 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,041 So, what's the cut at? 119 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:02,375 One, maybe two over. 120 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,041 ♪ All night long ♪ 121 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:09,625 ♪ Let me see that thong ♪ 122 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:12,833 - ♪ Baby ♪ - ♪ Girl, I know you wanna show ♪ 123 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:14,291 ♪ That thong, th-thong-thong-thong♪ 124 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,291 Who wants some Lonnie juice here, huh? 125 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,416 Little fire in the hole? 126 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,958 It's "water"! 127 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:23,250 - ♪ 'Cause she was livin' la vida loca ♪ 128 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,958 ♪ Had dumps Like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 129 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:27,125 - ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 130 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,916 ♪ Baby, move your butt, butt, butt ♪ 131 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,541 ♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪ 132 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:31,958 ♪ She had dumps like a truck ♪ 133 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:32,958 ♪ Truck, truck ♪ 134 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:33,916 ♪ Thighs like what ♪ 135 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,875 ♪ What, what ♪ 136 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,750 ♪ All night long ♪ 137 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:41,458 ♪ Let me see that thong ♪ 138 00:06:41,541 --> 00:06:42,666 ♪ Da-na, da-na ♪ 139 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,208 ♪ Baby ♪ 140 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:46,708 ♪ That thong, th-thong-thong-thong ♪ 141 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:48,791 ♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪ 142 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:52,583 ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪ 143 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:55,625 ♪ That thong, th-thong-thong-thong, yeah ♪ 144 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,916 Chunked it. Hit it fat. 145 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Too much "Thong Song." 146 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,291 Bunkers. I fucking hate bunkers. 147 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:06,416 Lonnie. 148 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,708 Do you remember Doral 2009? 149 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:14,083 - No. - You made up five strokes in seven holes. 150 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,333 Yes. 151 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,083 Now that's a birdie up there. 152 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:22,833 - I fucking love you, bud. - You got it. 153 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:35,375 - I guess it's not my day today. - Hey, you can't think that way, kid. 154 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:36,916 A lot of golf to be played. 155 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,333 All it takes is one shot to change your day. 156 00:07:39,416 --> 00:07:43,166 Pay attention to Professor Emeritus Lonnie Hawkins. 157 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,208 Multiple degrees 158 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,916 in golf, 159 00:07:47,541 --> 00:07:49,750 etiquette, and psychology. 160 00:08:01,666 --> 00:08:03,625 Oh my God! 161 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:05,958 - Call the clubhouse. - Oh God. 162 00:08:06,791 --> 00:08:08,500 He's fine. 163 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:09,791 He's fine. He's just resting. 164 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,500 - We had a long travel day. I'm… - He's not breathing! 165 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:14,333 He… He'll be okay. Let's, uh… 166 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:16,333 Let's putt out. 167 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:19,791 Would you like to ride in the ambulance with him? 168 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,625 How would that work? 169 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:24,333 Escort the deceased to the morgue with the EMTs and sign some papers. 170 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,083 No, no, no. I know… I'm just saying, my ball's up there. 171 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:29,083 What? I mark it, and we come back later? 172 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:30,875 No! Lonnie! 173 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:33,000 - What? - You have to withdraw. Game over. 174 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:36,041 Withdraw? Carlos, no! 175 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:38,500 I'm two feet from the pin. 176 00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:39,833 Are you serious? 177 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:41,708 That's the shot of the day. I'm Lonnie Hawkins! 178 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:43,416 - Lonnie, your caddie just died. - I'm… 179 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:55,958 I loved him so… I loved him so much, you know. 180 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:59,458 And, uh, he's gone. 181 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,166 And he's not coming back, and I can accept that. 182 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,750 But you gotta understand, Carlos. 183 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:08,208 He'd want me to keep playing. 184 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:10,583 You can't play without a caddie. 185 00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:13,000 Those are the tournament rules. 186 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,625 Well, then… 187 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:17,833 Hey! 188 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:20,625 - You, Suns jersey, wanna carry my bag? - Lonnie, stop. 189 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:22,958 Hundred bucks for five holes, 200 for the weekend. 190 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:26,541 Lonnie, withdraw. Old Henry is dead. 191 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,083 Dead. 192 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,250 Shit. 193 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,125 God damn it, Old Henry. 194 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:47,958 I was about to go on a run. 195 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,666 I was gonna race up the leaderboard 196 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,583 and we were gonna play ourselves back on to the Tour, but no. 197 00:09:52,666 --> 00:09:54,166 You gotta drop dead. 198 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,250 I guess I just gotta go it alone. 199 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,333 What are you doing? 200 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:00,458 Huh? 201 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,291 Oh, this is my… It's my watch. 202 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,541 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 203 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,958 He… He wears it. For me. 204 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,833 When I golf. And when I'm done playing, 205 00:10:09,916 --> 00:10:11,166 he gives it back to me. 206 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,041 - It's what caddies do. - Mm-hmm. 207 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:16,958 Well, I'm gonna have to write that down in my report. In case anyone asks. 208 00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:19,875 Oh, and this notebook? It has all the info of every golf course 209 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,458 I've ever played on, so… 210 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,083 I'm writing that down too. 211 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,458 Oh yes. And I lent him this cash. 212 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,708 - This is mine. I remember now. - How much? 213 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:31,666 I don't know. Like, s… s… seventy, 67? 214 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,250 - Mmm… - It's like 20 bucks. 215 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,041 Twenty bucks? I see two $100 bills right there. 216 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,083 - Doesn't matter. Who's counting? - I am. 217 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:39,458 Three hundred. 218 00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:41,875 - That's some bullshit. - What's that? 219 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:44,083 You're not my favorite. 220 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,958 ♪ When it's twilight on the trail ♪ 221 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,791 ♪ And I jog along ♪ 222 00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:02,000 ♪ The world is like a dream ♪ 223 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:06,458 ♪ And the ripple of the stream Is my song ♪ 224 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:11,541 ♪ And the ripple of the stream Is my song ♪ 225 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:17,500 ♪ We not done moving blues, moving ice ♪ 226 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:20,625 ♪ We not done fucking niggas' hos ♪ 227 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:23,625 ♪ We not done Still running through the bows ♪ 228 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,000 ♪ Who shot cuz? ♪ 229 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,750 ♪ I think I know who did it ♪ 230 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:27,958 ♪ Who shot… ♪ 231 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,416 - Hey. Take five. It's your dad. - Not now, Jerry. 232 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,500 Not now. 233 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,541 It's your dad. And I want you to take a break anyway. 234 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,541 Can we do this another time? 235 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:40,000 I'm mid-grind. I'm jacked up on creatine right now. 236 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,166 Lancelot! Who's that answering your phone? 237 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:43,541 You got a boyfriend over there? 238 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:46,958 Not that I care. You know, love is love and all that crap, right? 239 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:48,208 What do you want, Dad? 240 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,041 Look, I hate to drop this on you, but, um… 241 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,125 Old Henry died. 242 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,250 Wait, what? 243 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,041 Yeah. He croaked. 244 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,583 Two minutes, amigo. 245 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,625 Oh shit. How? 246 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:04,000 He died on a golf course. I mean, is there a better way to go? 247 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,916 I'm sorry, Dad. He was like family. 248 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,875 I mean, he was my ride or die. 249 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,291 And… he died. 250 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:14,083 I heard you were at the Phoenix Open. Uh, I'm up here in Sedona. 251 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,541 I'm just crushing it in a tournament. I was thinking, uh… 252 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,583 Maybe when you're done with your round, 253 00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:20,791 we could spend a little time together, huh? 254 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,291 I don't know, Dad. I'm in the middle of a tournament. 255 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,041 - Just think about it. - Okay. Yeah. 256 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,291 Love you, bud. 257 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,041 Hey. What was all that? 258 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,583 My dad. 259 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,875 Oh, money? Legal problems? 260 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,166 Old Henry died. 261 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,500 What? 262 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,083 Oh my God. Babe, I'm so sorry. 263 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:45,416 Do you want to talk about it? 264 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,750 No, I just gotta hit the cold plunge, that's all. 265 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,666 Well, listen, unprocessed grief can build up in the body. 266 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,416 It can be as toxic as nitrates. 267 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,416 Good looking out. 268 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:01,250 Why don't we push breakfast? We can process together before meditation. 269 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,458 - Yeah, good call. I like that. - And, babe? 270 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,000 You look great. 271 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,833 - ♪ When you're smiling ♪ 272 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,625 ♪ When you're smiling ♪ 273 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:18,583 ♪ The whole world ♪ 274 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,750 ♪ Smiles with you ♪ 275 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:22,958 Ooh-la-la. 276 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,541 - ♪ And when you're laughing… ♪ 277 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,750 Ugh, Cupcake Chardonnay. 278 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:32,541 Ugh! 279 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,666 - Hey. - Greetings. 280 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,875 Hey, buddy. 281 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,166 - Beautiful night, huh? - Oh yeah. 282 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,916 - Oh yeah. It's nice out. - Beautiful night. Nice night. 283 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,416 Doesn't get better than this. 284 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,500 Arizona is known for their beautiful nights. 285 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,000 They don't have daylight savings time, so they have more night. 286 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,875 - That's right. I always forget that. - Yeah. 287 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,916 Because if you start a job at noon and it's done by 1:00… 288 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,041 - Mm-hmm. - …it's still noon. 289 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,291 Ben Franklin came up with that. 290 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,375 Yeah. 291 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:09,500 If they could just fix their roads, it'd be the perfect state. 292 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:16,208 Who's the, uh, drummer? 293 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,791 Oh, I don't know. 294 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:21,583 She pushed that car in here like an hour before you pulled in. 295 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:26,083 I give her about an hour until she calls her daddy to come fix that Caddy. 296 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,500 Golden Fisk, you think you're hot shit, don't you? 297 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,458 You're not hot shit. 298 00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,541 You smug son of a bitch. 299 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,500 - Hey, how much for the boy? - What's "the boy"? 300 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,791 The car… The golf boy. The cardboard. The cutout. 301 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,958 Oh, that ain't for sale. That's one of those promotional things. 302 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,916 Well, okay. How much do you want for it? 303 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,875 Twenty bucks. 304 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,500 Hey. What's the problem? 305 00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,750 - Huh? - You're having car troubles? 306 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:38,666 Shit car. Nothing I can't handle. 307 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,708 - Here. - Ha. 308 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,666 - Some potato chips. - Gracias. 309 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,125 You got it. I hope you get it fixed. 310 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:47,208 You know, I can, uh… I can fix just about anything. 311 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:50,208 Motors, electronics, things like that. 312 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,083 Not me. If that bus over there breaks down, I lose my shit. 313 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:57,333 Ah, I got a trick for that. What was your favorite candy bar when you were a kid? 314 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,750 Milky Way. Why? 315 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,083 Well, next time you're about to lose your shit, 316 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,041 get yourself a delicious Milky Way. 317 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:06,875 - Uh-huh. - Delicious beats bullshit every time. 318 00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:08,416 It works. 319 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,833 Well, good luck with the car. 320 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:14,083 - Thank you. - All right. 321 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,333 - Thanks for the Takis. - You got it. 322 00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:19,958 Funny you like Milky Ways, because I liked Baby Ruth. 323 00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:22,458 - I was kind of a weird kid. - Yeah. 324 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:25,416 - I mean, who likes Baby Ruth? - Baby Ruth's all right. 325 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,875 - They're not even named after Babe Ruth. - Okay. 326 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,583 It's named after Grover Cleveland's daughter, Ruth. 327 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:31,833 Oh, I didn't know that. 328 00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:33,750 She wasn't even a baby. 329 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,958 Delicious beats bullshit. 330 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,375 All right. Good night. 331 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:44,250 Stacy, I saw that your son is at the top of the leaderboard in the Phoenix Open. 332 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,166 - Yes. I'm so excited! - Stacy, that's wonderful. 333 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:50,458 Thank you. Well, I'm very proud of Lance. He's very determined. 334 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,875 And he's got the prettiest little thing for a fiancée. 335 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:55,125 I mean, just cute as a button. She's a… 336 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,500 She says she's an aspiring wellness influencer. 337 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,791 Whatever the heck that means. 338 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:02,041 It means she needs a job, Radford. That's what that means. 339 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:05,333 I'm so sorry, ma'am, but your card has been declined. 340 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,666 You have got to be fucking kidding me. 341 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,041 God damn it. 342 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,625 - Hel… Hello? - Fuck you, Lonnie! 343 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:33,041 Fuck you big-time! 344 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,250 Straight up the ass! Straight up the ass! 345 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,250 Okay. Colorful language early in the morning. 346 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,958 Can you explain to me how my credit card just got declined? 347 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,750 - Was it Citibank? - Yeah. 348 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,791 Yeah, I maxed that one out. I had to get satellite for the bus. 349 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,958 But I bundled, so it's kind of good news. 350 00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:52,083 Do you understand that I'm trying to get my business off the ground, 351 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:56,125 and you are just putting us further and further and further into debt? 352 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,750 It's stressful, Lonnie. 353 00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,583 Hey, sugar. It only takes one Tour victory. You know that. 354 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:04,666 You haven't been on the Tour in seven years, you dickless cunt. 355 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,000 There's a big variety of words in the English language. 356 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,208 So, do you have to keep returning to the same five or six? 357 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,708 And by definition, a cunt is dickless. 358 00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:17,625 A cunt doesn't have a dick, so it's just redundant. 359 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,583 Let me tell you something. If you ever embarrass me again 360 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,083 with a denied credit card, 361 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:25,875 I will split your head open and take a dump inside, you fuckface. 362 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:26,916 And also… 363 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,416 - Wow. - …sign the divorce papers, asshole. 364 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,875 And also, I wanted to say I heard about Old Henry, 365 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:33,541 and I'm very sorry to hear that. 366 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:34,541 On a separate note. 367 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,875 - Real quick, what are you wearing? - Lonnie. No, don't. 368 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,333 - Okay. Yeah. - I gotta go. 369 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,125 God, it smells like shit in here. Oh, that's why. 370 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:55,041 You are a ball. I am a man. 371 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,666 Classic redemption story. 372 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,708 We both come from humble beginnings, yet together we will reach 373 00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,750 unimaginable heights. 374 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,750 Tell no one of our transgressions 375 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:06,958 in the greater Scottsdale area. 376 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,708 Ow. 377 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,583 You cheeky strawberry ball. 378 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:17,541 You bit me. 379 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,000 You really gotta do this every hole? It's mini golf. 380 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,333 I know. I know. We're getting there. 381 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:26,041 Okay. Plays a little right to left. You know the reason why I know that? 382 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:29,208 'Cause I walked the course an hour before you got here. 383 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,375 - You walked the course before I got here? - Shh! Quiet, please. 384 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:38,458 - Oh! - Oh, yikes. 385 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,541 - Oh, that's not how it's done. - Nope. 386 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,333 - You know what your problem is? - What's that? 387 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,333 Despite all that pre-shot bullshit, 388 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,833 you still got no focus. 389 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,500 That's how you do it. 390 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,625 - You taking notes? - No, I saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 391 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,916 With this little plastic putter too. 392 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I'll give it to you. That's a good shot. 393 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:05,666 You can't win now, you know. You gotta hole out on 18 just to tie. 394 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,625 - Wait. You're actually keeping score? - Oh, like you weren't. 395 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,041 No, I just thought this was a… friendly father-son rendezvous. 396 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,333 - I didn't know it was a real game. - Sounds like too much pressure for ya. 397 00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:16,541 - Too much pressure? - Yeah. 398 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:19,458 All right, hotshot. Next hole, I tie, you buy. 399 00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:20,625 Great. 400 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,250 - Hmm. - By the way, that… 401 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,875 - Even though it bounced out, that counts. - Yeah, it counts. 402 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,458 Lonnie Hawkins here on the 18th hole 403 00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:34,666 with a must-make putt if he wants to stay in this. 404 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:39,000 He's probably thinking Pebble Beach 2010. 405 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:43,500 His one chance at all four majors. 406 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,208 He choked then. 407 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,625 He'll probably choke now. 408 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,333 No-look putt. 409 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:49,833 Uh-huh. 410 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,916 - It's in. - No. 411 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,541 - Zero discipline, Dad. - Yeah! 412 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,833 No. 413 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,125 - No. - Ugh. 414 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,000 Look, I missed on purpose. That's what dads do. 415 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,791 The problem is… 416 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,958 …the cookie dough gets caught in the straw sometimes. 417 00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,541 - Sure you don't want any? - Yeah, I'm sure. 418 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,375 And the problem is dairy. 419 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,416 - Chemical additives, sugar. - Uh-huh. 420 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,708 You're out of breath just sucking on that fucking thing. 421 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,083 Why don't you just do meth? 422 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,833 'Cause it's not as delicious. 423 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,708 - Why are you out here, Dad? - What do you mean? 424 00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,541 I'm having a great day with my only son, 425 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,041 who I love about as much as this… delicious shake. 426 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,208 You know what I mean. 427 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,750 Why are you still driving the old tour bus around? 428 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,500 I'm chasing the career Grand Slam. 429 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,250 What? 430 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,125 You've been in the Korn Ferry seven years. You haven't won shit. 431 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,166 You afraid I'm gonna make it back on the Tour? 432 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,666 Huh? Make you look bad? 433 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,166 No, I would fucking crush you, Dad. 434 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,916 - You would not crush me. - Know what the guys are saying? 435 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,791 They're saying I'm the Hawk now. 436 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,000 - You're fucking with me. - No. 437 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,583 You're fucking with me. 438 00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:51,916 - Ah. - It's not gonna work. 439 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,500 'Cause you know what? I play the game up here, kid. 440 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,041 I have an animal brain. 441 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,291 Nice try. 442 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:58,833 Why don't you just retire? 443 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,375 Join the Senior Tour. 444 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:03,250 Senior Tour's for seniors. You wouldn't say that to Mickelson. 445 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,166 Mickelson doesn't owe his wife half a million dollars. 446 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,000 - Why don't you just join the LIV Tour? - The Arab League? 447 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,250 Whoa… 448 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,666 - What? - I don't… I don't think you can say that. 449 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:13,708 It's not real golf. 450 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,208 It is. They're throwing real money around. 451 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,291 It's not about money. It's about winning that fourth major. 452 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:24,541 Besides, money problems that your mom and I have, that's between us. 453 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,333 Yeah, well, she needs the money. 454 00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:30,291 Well, what about, uh, that dork she hangs out with? 455 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,541 - Isn't he rich? - Who, Radford? 456 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,208 Radford! Yeah, Radford. 457 00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:36,708 She doesn't want his money. She wants her money. 458 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,791 Did she send you here to tell me that? 459 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,958 If this was coming from Mom, there'd be a lot more swearing. 460 00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:44,333 - There would. - Yeah. 461 00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:46,583 God, greatest woman of all time. 462 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,833 Sexy as all get out. 463 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,666 - Okay. - Sexy! 464 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,625 - You're talking about my mom. - I know. My wife. Your mom. 465 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,000 - Okay. - Sexy. 466 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,208 - All right. - Can I be honest with you about something? 467 00:22:58,291 --> 00:22:59,625 Go ahead. 468 00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:03,666 Okay. Your stance when you're hitting your irons… 469 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,416 - Oh my God. - It's a little bit off. 470 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,833 You need to move your back leg just… 471 00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:09,875 about a half a dick's length. 472 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:12,791 Just back. You get a lot more power, a lot more leg. 473 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:15,500 Is that half your dick's length or half my dick's length? 474 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:18,000 - It's a big difference. - Well, my dick is your dick. 475 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,791 'Cause your dick came out of my dick. 476 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,416 No, I'm pretty sure I got my dick genes from Mom's side. 477 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,916 You got your dick genes from me. She has vagina genes. 478 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,291 - No. - I'll take a test any day of the week. 479 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,791 - Does it show… - It'll show that I-- 480 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,208 - It shows what side the dick comes from? - Predominant… Yes. 481 00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:32,875 It'll prove that I have the dick genes. 482 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,208 I think this is my cue. 483 00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:36,000 Wait, that's it? 484 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,875 What do you mean, "that's it"? We've been here for four hours. 485 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:39,916 Has it… Really? 486 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,375 Yeah. And plus, I gotta go look at my swing tapes. 487 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:44,583 I got date night. I got things to do. 488 00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,375 Oh yeah. Hey, uh… 489 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:47,916 How's Denise? 490 00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:50,375 - Who? - Denise! 491 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,625 Who the fuck is Denise? 492 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,541 You know, your… your gal. 493 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:55,541 Natalie? 494 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:56,958 Oh yeah. Natalie. 495 00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:59,750 Natalie's great. And we're engaged. 496 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:04,333 All right, well, hey! I missed on purpose. 497 00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:05,750 Bye, Dad. 498 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,375 There's only one Hawk. Heh. 499 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:14,583 Come on, Lonnie. 500 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,375 Jesus H. Christ. 501 00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:27,625 Mr. Hawkins. We're closing. I gotta cut the lights. 502 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:30,416 - Okay, but I still got two buckets left. - Yeah, I know. 503 00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:32,250 Policy. 504 00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,750 Good night, Golden. 505 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:53,083 I'll fucking kill you. 506 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:54,916 Come on. 507 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,708 {\an8}- 508 00:24:57,791 --> 00:25:00,041 {\an8}- 509 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,583 Stop laughing at me! 510 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,500 {\an8} 511 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,250 This one's for you, turkey tits. 512 00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:07,041 Yeah. 513 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,583 - Hey. - What are you still doing here? 514 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,416 - Thought you'd be gone. - I need a part. 515 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,583 The junkyard doesn't open up till Monday. 516 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,375 - Oh. - I looked you up. 517 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,041 You were a big shot golfer. 518 00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:25,125 I still am a big shot golfer. 519 00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,000 What are you doing here? 520 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:28,791 My son Lance, he plays on the Tour. 521 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:31,750 So I'm gonna head over to Wild Wings and watch him on TV. 522 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:33,291 Your kid a golfer like you? 523 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:36,416 I wouldn't say like me. He's a golfer. Yeah. You like golf? 524 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,125 Do I look like I do? 525 00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:39,958 It seems like a huge waste of time. 526 00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,708 Best waste of time in the world. 527 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:42,625 Oh, hey. 528 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,166 Ah, I got you a present. 529 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,208 Oh. 530 00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:50,208 Thank you. I like your hair, by the way. 531 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,125 It's like we go to the same barber. 532 00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:55,625 Scottie Scheffler here with a putt more difficult than it looks. 533 00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,666 He's got just over 30 feet for birdie. 534 00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,958 Yeah, most players have been leaving this putt well out to the left. 535 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,541 They think that ridge is going to make it swing right, 536 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,875 but the grain's holding it out there. 537 00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,750 Let's go over to 12, our leader. 538 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:11,166 Hawkins Jr. has gotten himself into a bit of a mess. 539 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,583 I would not want to be in his shoes right now. 540 00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,458 The way Scheffler and Morikawa are playing, 541 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:19,208 he can't afford to drop any shots if he wants to maintain his lead. 542 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:22,083 It looks like he's going with a 7-iron. 543 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:25,416 - I don't know what he's thinking here. - Something we're not seeing? 544 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,750 Come on, son. Half a dick's length back. 545 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,833 {\an8} 546 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:48,625 Hoo-hoo! 547 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:51,666 - Like I told you. That's my son. - That's the shot of the day. 548 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,833 - Maybe the tournament. - That's my son. Shot of the day! 549 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,541 - How did he do that? - I'll tell you how he did it. 550 00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:59,041 He listened to his old man. That's how he did it. 551 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:00,166 That's my kid. 552 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,875 He's doing a phenomenal job. 553 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,791 His father used to come with incredible shots. 554 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,500 - I sure fucking did. - But that was something special. 555 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:10,041 Yeah, as good as Lonnie Hawkins was at getting out of trouble, 556 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:12,458 I don't know that he could have made that shot. 557 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:13,500 Oh, shut the fuck up. 558 00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:15,666 - Kid is in a league of his own. 559 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:17,500 He's got Lonnie's bravery, that's for sure. 560 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,833 - I don't know about that. - But the skill is next-level. 561 00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:23,791 With one tour win already and a couple top-tens under his belt, 562 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,416 - he's going to be in the conversation… - Excuse me. 563 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,750 You mind changing the channel? I'm sure there's some other sports. 564 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,458 I wouldn't be surprised if he eclipsed his dad one day. 565 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:35,083 - Want to change the channel, please? - Oh yeah. 566 00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:38,916 This kid is better than his father ever was. 567 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,208 Yeah, he's probably sitting in a bar somewhere 568 00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:43,291 wishing he were back on the Tour again. 569 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,916 What a waste of talent. 570 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,958 I heard he maxed out his credit card to get satellite for his bus. 571 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,000 What a loser. 572 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:51,083 {\an8} 573 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:53,291 I hear he's still chasing that Grand Slam. 574 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:56,541 Let's be honest, the only Grand Slam he'll ever get is at Denny's. 575 00:27:57,541 --> 00:28:00,583 Ah, that dickless cunt, he's never coming back. 576 00:28:00,666 --> 00:28:03,500 {\an8}Hey, Lonnie, go to the Salvation Army, drop off your clubs, 577 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:07,541 {\an8}find an open grave and jump in it, because you are not the Hawk anymore. 578 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:11,208 {\an8}I hear you, but what if he won three Korn Ferry Tour events? 579 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,541 {\an8}What if he got back on the PGA Tour? 580 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:19,208 {\an8}Imagine if he finally won that US Open, 581 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:21,333 {\an8}completes the Slam. 582 00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:25,583 That would be one of the greatest stories ever told. 583 00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:27,666 So go ahead, Lonnie. 584 00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,916 {\an8}Enjoy that Milky Way. 585 00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:35,666 Sir. 586 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,166 I put the game on for you. 587 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,291 I'm not done yet. 588 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:43,125 Lonnie Hawkins isn't done, all right? I'm the Hawk, not him. 589 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:46,375 And I'm gonna enjoy this Milky Way, God damn it. 590 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,291 Okay. 591 00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:48,875 Enjoy. 592 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:55,791 Delicious… beats bullshit. 593 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:58,958 Delicious beats bullshit. 594 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,791 Hey! Wake up! 595 00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:05,833 I didn't do shit! 596 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:08,791 Yes, you did. You were right! The candy bar was a miracle. 597 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:09,958 It did the trick. 598 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:11,916 You want a job? 599 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,083 What kind of job? 600 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:15,750 - I need a caddie. - What's a caddie? 601 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:18,666 Carry my golf clubs around. You carry a bag full of golf clubs. 602 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,166 Uh… 603 00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:22,500 - How much? - I'll give you 500 a day. 604 00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:25,750 - Just for carrying a bag of clubs? - If I win, I'll give you 3,000. 605 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,791 Oh… fuck you! 606 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:29,791 - Yeah, right. - Yeah. No, no lie. 607 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:30,916 No lie. 608 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,666 Well… are you gonna win? 609 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,458 - Damn straight. - All right. 610 00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:40,458 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna win. Yeah! - I like that. You can do that. 611 00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:41,500 Tournament's in Georgia. 612 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,041 - You like Georgia? - I love Georgia. 613 00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:45,791 All right. When we're done, I'll drive you back. You can fix your car. 614 00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:48,250 That's not my car. I'll just grab my shit, and we'll go. 615 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:49,916 - Okay. - All right. 616 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,083 Oh, uh… 617 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:53,833 Just to be clear, 618 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,666 I'm not gonna fuck you. 619 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:03,791 Let's do it. Shake a titty bone. Let's go. I don't pay you to stand around. 620 00:30:03,875 --> 00:30:05,250 All right. Let's do this! 621 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,916 You're gonna be a caddie!