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We cannot know
what the universe holds in store for us.
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Its designs are mysterious.
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In golf, there is a saying,
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"Play it as it lies."
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Old Henry once told me,
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"Lonnie, you can cheat on your wife,
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and you can cheat on yourself,
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but you can never
cheat on the game of golf."
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And that, Sam, is why
I'm gonna need my seven iron here.
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- Okay. Sure. What…
- Can you hold on to that?
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- This one.
- That one, okay.
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I am gonna smash the cover off this ball,
and when it hits the green,
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all anyone is gonna see
is a ball of string unraveling
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as it goes into the hole.
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Right on.
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Oh fuck!
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That was cool.
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- Play it as it lies!
- Yeah. No. I know.
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- ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪
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♪ He's a golfer ♪
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♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪
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So I did wanna say
I'm sorry about Old Henry, Lonnie.
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Yeah, he was a good man, Cliff.
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It's Clint.
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Must be tough
playing without your sidekick.
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Where'd you pick up this new caddie?
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Oh, her? I got her at a Walmart.
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Did you know chickens can memorize
over a hundred faces?
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Where did you say you caddied before?
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Oh, I didn't, because I haven't.
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Only time I've been on a golf course
was doing donuts in high school.
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So wasn't there like a funeral
or a wake for him today?
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- Did you already pay your respects?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I know what you're trying to do, Cliff.
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That's not gonna work.
Mind games? No. You can keep at it.
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It's not gonna work. You know why?
'Cause this right here…
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This is an animal brain.
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And I'm thinking about one thing.
"Cougar's gonna eat."
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What?
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- What?
- Hey, Lonnie!
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- Yeah?
- You want me to kick his ass?
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Maybe.
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He's not coming.
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He's gonna come.
Old Henry was his only friend.
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Golf is his only friend.
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Thirty years that man gave him.
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Old Henry was a better father to Lance
than his own father.
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Mom.
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He's the one who taught him how to golf.
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Gave him his first set of clubs,
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took him to the range,
helped him with his swing.
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Your father was worthless.
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Well, thanks,
everyone, for coming out today.
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I'm Dick Lundquist
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with the Association
of Professional Tour Caddies.
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- ♪ Just keep that coffee hot ♪
- ♪ A-keep it hot ♪
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- ♪ Be sure you make a lot ♪
- This bag is a bitch.
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Henry, nine iron.
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What?
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Sorr… I'm sorry.
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I… I got Old Henry on the brain today.
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Uh…
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It… Nine iron
is the one with the "nine" on it.
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Oh, like I would fucking know.
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- You got it. There.
- There you are.
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Oh, come on.
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Cougar's gonna eat.
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What'd I say?
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What'd I say?
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"Cougar's gonna eat."
You were rude about it.
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Mangy cougar with low-hanging nuts, right?
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Hey, Lonnie, why don't you just start
using this club from now on
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so I don't have to carry
all this other shit?
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Okay.
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Boo!
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Fucking nut boy.
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♪ Gonna have me some fun
Until I see the sun in the sky ♪
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♪ I'll be way up there ♪
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♪ But whatever I do
I will come back to you by and by ♪
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- Really?
- What?
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- Lonnie!
- I don't think it's me.
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Come on, it's you.
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- What?
- In the bag.
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- Is it?
- No phones, please.
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Sorry. Yeah, I should take this.
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- Yeah, it's my son Lance.
- What?
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My son Lance. We're very tight.
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With Old Henry's death, the family's
going through a lot of emotion, so…
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It'll take two seconds.
Hey, Lancerino, what's shaking?
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Where the fuck are you?
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Thank you. Thank you for asking.
I'm doing great.
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- I got a few holes left…
- Are you serious?
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…I heard you, uh, flew down
from Charles Schwab to make it.
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Are you kidding me?
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Mom's here, Natalie's here.
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There's a ton of people here,
and everyone's expecting you to show up.
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You know, I won Charles Schwab in 2006.
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Jesus, Dad.
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I thought Old Henry
meant something to you.
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He does. I mean, he did.
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Look, I'm gonna pay my respects.
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- Right now, you know, I'm on hole…
- This is totally unacceptable.
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What hole is this? Oh, I'm on hole 11.
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The 11th?
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Once I finish,
I'll make my way down there.
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Perfect. Dad, that's just great.
Everyone will be gone by then.
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Oh shit. Okay.
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Well… I know!
I'll text you something, right?
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And you can read it to everyone,
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and that way they'll know, uh…
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They'll know I'm there in spirit.
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Listen, I'm holding up play.
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I gotta go.
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Dad…
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Un-fucking-believable.
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You can go ahead.
If you could just be quiet, though,
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'cause I gotta text
something very important.
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- And meaningful.
- Are you fucking kidding?
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Hey, is everything okay?
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Yeah.
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He's not coming.
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Oh.
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Stupid of me to think
he was gonna show up.
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No. It's not stupid to want something.
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You wanna know what's stupid?
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Wanting something that
doesn't want you back, but we all do it.
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Especially when we're young.
You know what I mean, Natalie?
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Mom.
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- What are you doing? This is a memorial.
- Oh, you have to try it!
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I brought a few extra cases
of my Teed Off beverage.
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It's kind of like beta testing.
You know, like the Pepsi Challenge.
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- You want one, Natalie?
- I'm good.
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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Your mom's got a booze side hustle now?
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Yeah.
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Canned cocktails are great.
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I actually came up with the name.
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- Oh!
- You get it?
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- Yeah.
- It's layered, right?
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- Yeah. That's really funny.
- "Teed off," like in golf, and also like…
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Ticked off.
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- No, like iced tea.
- Oh.
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Yeah.
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So good.
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Yeah, baby.
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Come on. Yes!
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Whoo! Oh yeah!
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Home runs and touchdowns!
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Can't… stop… me… now!
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Look what's going on!
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Come on, y'all.
Drop it like it's hot.
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That's just disrespectful.
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- Hey!
- Here comes the club!
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- Get it! Shit.
- Get it.
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Absolutely disgusting.
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- Hey, Lonnie.
- Yeah?
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This is what you're doing
to that golf ball here.
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- Oh, I like that!
- Just…
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- Good.
- I like what you're doing, bud.
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Well, it's a cold brew tea
infused with spirits.
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It's a "hard iced tea"
as they say in the beverage biz.
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Tastes very oily.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Do you taste the peppermint?
- No! Is there?
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Peppermint, lemon, the black tea…
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Hey, when I point at you,
can you put on the sound of "Augusta"?
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The Masters theme song.
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Sorry.
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Check, check. Check, check.
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Uh, hey, everyone.
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As you know, um…
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my father could not be here today,
but he has asked if I could
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share his passions
that he has so kindly texted to me.
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"Old Henry… Well, here we are."
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"God's 19th hole."
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"Our final round."
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"Our final tour."
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"A tradition like no other."
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"You weren't just a caddie,
carrying my clubs,
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raking the bunkers, tending the pin."
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"You were a friend, a father,
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sometimes even a son."
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"And often, we were the only family
each of us had."
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Ha! Bullshit.
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"You taught me that no matter
what happens on the golf course,
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family comes first."
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Amen.
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"Truer words have never been spoken."
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- He's the one who taught us all, really.
- "And now, here I leave you."
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"For once, I will rake the trap."
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"I will carry the clubs."
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"I will replace the pin
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for you, my friend."
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"Amen."
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Beautiful! Beautiful!
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Well done. Well done.
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That's poetic.
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Stacy, I gotta tell you,
this drink is amazing.
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Oh! Bones, that makes me so happy.
Thank you.
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Is this the drink
Lonnie used to make at all his parties?
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- Bones, here is your toothpick, sir.
- Thank you.
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It was at all those parties,
but it's my drink.
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I invented it, not Lonnie,
contrary to popular belief.
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Well, it is tasty.
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You could be like Clooney
and sell it for $1 billion.
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That's such a good idea, Bones.
Why didn't I think of that?
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How did
he get the name "Old Henry"?
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You know, as I recall,
I think it was Lee Trevino
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that started calling him that
back in the 1970s.
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He told me it was his mother!
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I thought his mother
named him that when he was born.
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Because he was wrinkled?
Is that what she said?
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The boy looked old his whole life.
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Come on, now.
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That run that he and Lonnie had in 2010,
that was something.
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Yeah, one of the greatest runs in golf.
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Five Tour victories.
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- Almost six.
- Yeah, he missed that putt in the US Open.
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- Where was that? Where was it?
- Pebble Beach.
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- Pebble Beach!
- Old Henry couldn't leave him after that.
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Now, I ain't snitching,
but Old Henry had a daughter.
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- Spill the beans. Spill the tea.
- I did not know this.
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Because he liked to make sweet love.
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Well, he did like the ladies.
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The guy hasn't made a cut in years.
I managed to be here.
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- He couldn't squeeze it in?
- Don't let it get to you, okay?
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We're here for Old Henry.
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- Just ridiculous.
- I know.
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- People seem to like this drink you made.
- Thank you very much.
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I'm actually in the market for a
distributor if you happen to know anyone.
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No. Wellness is kind of my thing.
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Yeah, Natalie's actually gonna be
a wellness influencer.
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So, maybe when she starts
getting followers, she can post about it.
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Hmm.
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- Um…
- Oh, don't sweat it.
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Listen, the way Lance has been playing,
once I slap that handsome face on my cans,
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I won't be able
to make this stuff fast enough.
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- Oh, that's right.
- Excuse me for a second.
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This looks good.
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You know Lance
doesn't touch sugar or alcohol.
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Right. Well, he doesn't have to drink any.
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You might wanna get back in there.
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You're missing all the stories
about old caddies shitting their pants.
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Let me hurry up and grieve,
and then I'll get to the shitting stories.
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That's a good call.
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- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
248
00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:03,833
How long has it been?
249
00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:05,500
It's been a minute.
250
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:06,625
Yeah.
251
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,875
Where's your dad at?
252
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:11,125
Oh, he's… He's, uh, running late.
253
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,958
Mmm. He's playing golf, ain't he?
254
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,291
- Yeah, he's playing golf.
- Yeah.
255
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,375
Must be tough.
He was such a good dad.
256
00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:22,125
Him?
257
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:26,375
You know, I realized a long time ago
that this does not have to be about them.
258
00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:29,041
- What do you mean?
- I mean, like, don't let your dad win.
259
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,833
You know,
your dad taught me how to play.
260
00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:35,666
Yeah,
he taught me how to play too.
261
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:40,750
Remember this summer in Pensacola?
262
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,375
- Oh, wow.
- We didn't know anything, dude.
263
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:44,791
And look at us now.
264
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:45,791
Yeah.
265
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:50,291
Okay, you know what?
He was a good dad when he was around.
266
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,791
Just he was never around.
267
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:58,625
I'm gonna take his ashes
and spread them where he told me to.
268
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:02,166
At Pebble Beach,
overlooking the ocean, at the 18th hole.
269
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,250
So…
270
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,458
It's an iconic hole.
271
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:06,541
Yeah.
272
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:10,708
Definitely… illegal to spread
a dead man's ashes there, though.
273
00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:12,041
- Right?
- Yeah.
274
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,625
- Hmm.
- I'm like 100% positive.
275
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:17,750
He also wanted me to have his watch,
but I don't see it on him.
276
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,291
I think someone took it.
277
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:23,000
I don't think someone would take
a dead guy's watch. That'd be fucked up.
278
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,291
- Good day out there, Lonnie?
- What's the cut looking like?
279
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:33,250
Oh, they're projecting one under,
maybe even.
280
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,041
Well, guess I'll know in a couple hours
whether it was a good day.
281
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:39,166
Sam, I could really use
a cold glass of white wine.
282
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:44,291
Bag. Heavy. Very heavy.
283
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,958
You like pickles?
284
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,375
I love pickles.
285
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,458
This clubhouse here
has Schneiderhoff pickles. That's…
286
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,458
That's the best pickle out there.
287
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:59,000
So tell me again,
if you don't make the cut,
288
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,583
like, we're just done here?
289
00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:03,375
Yup. You see that leaderboard up there?
290
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,375
That there is what I live my life by.
That line, that's the cut.
291
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,750
- If you're below that line, you're out.
- Mmm.
292
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,166
I played pretty well today. Shot a 68.
293
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,458
That's about as well
as I've played in a while.
294
00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:15,666
You know what's better than a 68?
295
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,666
Mmm.
296
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,291
- What?
- 69.
297
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:21,291
69, yeah. You hear that, Tanner?
298
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,458
- You know what that is?
- You get that? It's a sex joke.
299
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,166
So, are you in or out?
300
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,250
Mmm…
301
00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:30,583
- The bubble.
- So you could still win?
302
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,125
I gotta make the cut.
303
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,458
I haven't made a cut in a long time.
304
00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:38,375
Okay, well, if you did win,
how much would you make?
305
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,375
Mmm… I don't know, 150, 160.
306
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,250
150 bucks?
307
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,166
That ain't shit.
308
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,041
- Thousand.
- What the fuck?
309
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,333
On the PGA Tour, we're talking millions.
310
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,666
Well, how do we get to the PGA?
311
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,208
I gotta get hot.
I gotta get on a streak.
312
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,166
I gotta win three Korn Ferry events,
and then I'm back up.
313
00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:00,166
- Well, then get hot, bitch.
- I'm trying to get hot, bitch.
314
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,166
No excuses. No regrets.
315
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,500
Hey, how's it going?
316
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,333
How's it going?
317
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:58,375
Wouldn't happen to know
the whereabouts of the driver of that car?
318
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,791
- Nope.
- A woman? Maybe looks, uh…
319
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,791
Looks something like this.
320
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,583
- Oh yeah, I seen her. Yeah.
- Yeah. She was here.
321
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,041
- Was?
- Mm-hmm.
322
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:15,916
Kind of important I find her.
323
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,166
How important?
324
00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:33,291
It was really great to see you.
325
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,791
- Yeah.
- It's been too long.
326
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,583
Yeah, you too, Lance. You too.
327
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:37,875
We should stay in touch.
328
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,041
Cool, yeah.
If you're ever in LA, just hit me up.
329
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,375
I have all the good
Korean barbecue recommendations.
330
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,583
- Oh yeah?
- We should go.
331
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:44,916
- Okay.
- We should all go.
332
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,833
Oh yeah, we should.
That'd be fun, but we don't eat meat.
333
00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:49,166
- Oh.
- It's too much metal.
334
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,833
We could get drinks, it's fine.
335
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,958
- Oh, we don't drink either.
- Watching carbs.
336
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,458
- No drinking. Okay, just come sit with me.
- Sugar…
337
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:58,791
- We will! Yeah. It'd be fun, yeah.
- Yeah, we definitely will.
338
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,833
Okay, cool. Well, that's my car, so…
339
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,041
- Sorry, bye. Thank you for coming.
- See ya.
340
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,500
Oh, Lance.
341
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,875
Don't let your daddy win.
342
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,375
So we're just gonna stand here
and wait to see if you made the cut?
343
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,750
What else are we gonna do?
344
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,958
How far is that funeral?
345
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,375
Oh, it's in Ocala,
about a hour and a half away.
346
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,708
Bet I could make it in an hour.
Might be good to see him one last time.
347
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:25,625
Should we go?
348
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,458
No need.
I already texted my son my eulogy.
349
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:29,541
It was very poetic.
350
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,833
Oh, so it's not like
a best friend or anything?
351
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:34,541
- Loved him like a brother.
- Free food.
352
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:38,708
Shit, unless the wind picks up,
I'm probably not making the cut anyway.
353
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,958
No excuses. No regrets.
354
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,458
Maybe I should
visit my buddy one last time.
355
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:46,833
Fire up the bus.
356
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,041
Come on, wind.
357
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,125
I need you at my back.
358
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,125
Do it for Old Henry.
359
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,583
What's happening?
360
00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:03,916
- The wind's starting to pick up.
- Is that good?
361
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,625
Not if you're out on the golf course
trying to make the cut!
362
00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:09,208
Come on, wind!
363
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:11,208
Blow those balls to Timbuktu!
364
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,250
Crystal seemed nice.
365
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,916
Crystal? Yeah, she's great.
366
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,708
Kind of looks like
you guys had a little thing there.
367
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:25,750
A "thing"?
368
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:26,666
Yeah.
369
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,291
What? No, it's not… a thing.
370
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:32,875
It's just between Old Henry
and my dad, it just…
371
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,666
- It's a lot to think about right now.
- Yeah.
372
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,250
Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I didn't mean--
373
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:41,041
I showed up in the middle
of a fucking PGA Tour event,
374
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:45,083
and he's pissing around in some Korn Ferry
and he can't even make it?
375
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,166
People process grief in different ways.
376
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,458
He doesn't process shit.
377
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,583
He doesn't care about me.
He doesn't care about my mom.
378
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,500
He doesn't care about Old Henry.
He doesn't care about anybody.
379
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,625
Hey, Lance, you're going a little fast.
380
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:02,541
And then what, he literally phones in
a eulogy and brings everyone to tears?
381
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,291
It's like people don't realize
he's pulling it out of his ass.
382
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,291
Lance, slow down a bit.
383
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,916
- What the fuck does this guy want?
- He wants you to pull over.
384
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,625
- You're going a million miles an hour.
- Oh my God!
385
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,416
- ♪ Embop ♪
- ♪ Du bop, ba dop ba ♪
386
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,791
- ♪ Embop ♪
- ♪ Du bop, ba dop ba du ♪
387
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:20,791
♪ Embop ♪
388
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,208
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
389
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,458
- Wait… what are you saying?
- Were you saying…
390
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,750
- Were you saying "Embop"?
- I'm saying "Embop."
391
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,000
- No, no. It's "Mmmbop."
- What are you saying?
392
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:29,958
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
393
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,541
'Cause the title of the song is "Embop."
394
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:36,333
- No, but when you put M-M-M together…
- I know, but that's how it's spelled.
395
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,083
- That's "Mmm."
- Watch the road!
396
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,041
Oh, sorry.
397
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,958
Babe, it's okay.
It's just a speeding ticket.
398
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,166
We can handle a speeding ticket, okay?
399
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,375
Just breathe.
400
00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,666
In.
401
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,458
And out.
402
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,083
You're right. You're always right. I just…
403
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,041
Just gotta find a way
to center myself, you know.
404
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,708
I gotta feel grounded.
I don't feel grounded right now.
405
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:02,625
Okay, well, how about
when we get back to the hotel,
406
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,208
I'll bring out the singing bowls.
407
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,666
- I'll give you a sound bath.
- That sounds so nice.
408
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,541
- It will be nice.
- Also we still have an hour on the road.
409
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,916
Maybe you could give me
a hand job while I drive?
410
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,708
You got it, babe. No problem.
411
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,791
- Quick tug? I got some lotion in--
- Just a warning, Mr. Hawkins.
412
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,208
Just keep it slow. Big fan of your dad.
413
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,000
So fun. Love watching him play golf.
414
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,500
So fun, yes.
415
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:24,958
Thank you for your service.
416
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,208
Paw Patrol motherfucker.
417
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,916
- It's fine.
- Scum. Fuck that guy.
418
00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:34,875
You got that? Here, take it.
Give some out to your friends.
419
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,375
Get people talking.
420
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,583
Emojis, influencers, likes, algorithms.
421
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:42,291
Good night, guys!
You know, spread the word.
422
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,833
Look at your hustle.
Just hustling like crazy.
423
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:47,125
- I'm tired.
- ♪ Turn down for what? ♪
424
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,375
Oh God.
425
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,916
Radley! Stace!
426
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,833
I'm here! Was there a gospel choir?
427
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,416
'Cause I love a gospel choir.
428
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,333
Un-fucking-believable.
429
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:11,375
- You guys need some help loading up?
- Hey, Lonnie. Um, no, we're…
430
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,500
We're fine. Radford and I can handle it.
431
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:17,458
- So I'm glad you could finally make it.
- It's always great to see you, Stacy.
432
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,875
Could you just give me one second?
433
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,833
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- You could just wait in the car.
434
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:22,833
Good.
435
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:25,708
You really are a piece of shit,
you know that? Old Henry?
436
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,708
You couldn't even show up for him?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
437
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:31,125
Why, Lonnie,
'cause you had to shoot another 84?
438
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,708
Hey, I shot a 68 today.
I'm probably gonna make the cut.
439
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,291
What? You've never made the cut!
440
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:38,541
Do you understand
that your son was in there waiting all day
441
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,208
for his daddy to show up?
442
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:43,541
Hoping, waiting, just like he did
in sixth grade, eighth grade,
443
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,166
high school graduation,
the time he got hit by the car.
444
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,750
When did he get hit by a car?
445
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:50,875
- Lonnie.
- Look… Okay, well, tell him I'm here now.
446
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,541
He's gone! Everyone's gone!
447
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,791
And Old Henry would be gone too,
but he's in there dead.
448
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,500
But then again, you knew that.
449
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,791
Stace.
450
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,500
I'm playing really well. I can feel it.
451
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:03,916
I wish you were there.
I wish Lance was there.
452
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,833
Both of us, father and son,
to be playing in a PGA Tour?
453
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:08,833
- How great would that be?
- It's a nice thought.
454
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:11,500
Father and son,
together, playing a game of golf…
455
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:12,916
Bullshit.
456
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,541
I'm serious!
457
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,125
- Can I kiss you?
- No.
458
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,875
- Do you wanna kiss me?
- Lonnie… Radford is right over there.
459
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:22,500
I can see, he's staring at us
like a fucking weirdo.
460
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,458
There is nothing in God's bag of miracles
461
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,750
that could get you out of the Korn Ferry,
back up to the PGA Tour.
462
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,125
But, hey, if pigs start flying--
463
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,958
- Hold on!
- I wasn't done.
464
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,458
If you do make it back up to the PGA Tour,
465
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:37,208
I will cut your dick off.
466
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:39,916
I will marinate it
in garlic and olive oil.
467
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,291
Then I will slice it down the middle,
468
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:45,666
and I will grill it
till it's nice and crispy.
469
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,916
And then I will gently place it
in a warm brioche hot dog bun,
470
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,541
and I will smother it in onions
and brown mustard.
471
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:55,000
And then I will feed it
to a cage of hungry rats!
472
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:56,625
Now I'm done!
473
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,083
Okay, well, that's very fun,
very descriptive.
474
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,500
But hold on. I care about Lance.
475
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,875
- Come on.
- I do!
476
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,208
You don't give a shit
about anyone but yourself.
477
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:11,000
And I think that
you're actually really afraid
478
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:15,291
that that boy is going to eclipse
the great Lonnie Hawkins.
479
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,000
He's already won two Tour events.
480
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,791
And when he starts winning majors,
481
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:22,583
no one is ever gonna remember
that you even lived.
482
00:22:22,666 --> 00:22:25,291
Can I just say something?
I'm just gonna throw it out there.
483
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,916
But what if you and I…
484
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:32,958
…go out to dinner?
485
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:35,875
Red Lobster.
486
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,208
Bojangles. Your choice.
487
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:43,125
Dinner on me. My treat. I insist.
488
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,541
Take the temperature down.
489
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:49,125
I can buy my own Bojangles.
490
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,708
Bye-bye. Good seeing you!
491
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:03,000
Ex-wife?
492
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:04,791
Yeah.
493
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,125
No. No.
494
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,291
We're still married, yeah.
495
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:10,166
You got a boner.
496
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,291
I know.
497
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,708
God, she does that to me.
498
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,250
You here to see the body?
499
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:17,500
That body's my friend.
500
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,458
Well, I'm closing your friend up
in a few minutes if you wanna say goodbye.
501
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,750
No excuses.
502
00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:24,541
No regrets.
503
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,875
And, uh, sir?
504
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,791
You have a boner.
505
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,166
Oh, I know.
506
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:34,416
His name was Old Henry.
507
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:38,000
He was born in Chula Vista, California.
508
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,833
Raised on a golf course.
509
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:46,416
His dad was a greenskeeper, and his mother
was Hollywood actress Louise Beavers.
510
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,958
He loved bacon and the show Night Court.
511
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,708
He also happened to be
my very best friend.
512
00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,375
Do you mind?
513
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,458
You got five minutes.
514
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,458
Hey.
515
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:15,916
Hey, you old fart.
516
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,208
I played pretty well today.
517
00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:22,416
Yeah.
518
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:26,500
Sorry you weren't able to see it.
519
00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:29,916
On account of being dead and all,
I guess you…
520
00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,541
I guess you had a pretty good excuse.
521
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:37,166
I gotta tell you,
I think I got another run in me. I…
522
00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:40,000
I just wish I had you by my side.
523
00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:45,666
Boy, we sure had…
524
00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:48,375
We sure had a ball, didn't we?
525
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,541
Yeah.
526
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,750
A lot of laughs.
527
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:59,125
A lot of grabbing ass,
if you know what I mean.
528
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,791
And I know that you know what I mean.
529
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:05,666
Oh, I almost forgot. I'm sorry I…
530
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,250
I'm sorry I stole your watch.
531
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,916
And considering…
532
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,583
I know how much it meant to you.
533
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:17,166
I'm not even a watch guy.
534
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,208
There.
535
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,666
We're even.
536
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,666
I'll see you, buddy.
537
00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:32,458
I love you.
538
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,750
Oh shit!
539
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,041
I got a tee time.
540
00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:48,083
I made the cut! Hey!
541
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,458
Hey! Hey!
542
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:52,041
I made the cut.
543
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:55,583
Look! Old Henry, I made the cut!
544
00:25:55,666 --> 00:25:57,458
Lonnie Hawkins, I'm him!
545
00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:59,083
Hell yeah!
546
00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:01,750
I'm… I was just eavesdropping.
547
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,625
- Sorry.
- Oh my God. I did it.
548
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:06,250
- We're playing on the weekend!
- What?
549
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:11,000
- We're playing on the weekend.
- We're playing on the weekend!
550
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,458
- Playing on the weekend!
- Yeah!
551
00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:14,416
Come on, bring it in, titties.
552
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,541
- Lucky you showed up when you did.
- Really? Why's that?
553
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:20,875
Wouldn't be nothing to see.
We're cremating him in half an hour.
554
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,416
- You're cremating him?
- Yep.
555
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,208
That's what his daughter said to do.
556
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:25,833
You know what?
557
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,958
I forgot to tell him something.
558
00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:37,500
All right!
559
00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:40,916
Let's go get hot.
560
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:45,750
♪ Holding me back from emotion ♪
561
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,708
♪ Tumbling over the line ♪
562
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,708
♪ 'Cause I'm guilty of devotion ♪
563
00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:55,791
♪ Together in my mind ♪
564
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,708
♪ Darling, please be mine ♪
565
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,791
♪ Don't you think it'd be a shame ♪
566
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,166
♪ To keep me on the line? ♪
567
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,208
♪ Keep me on the line… ♪
568
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,791
♪ And find yourself another man ♪
569
00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:14,708
♪ Who knows you as well as I ♪
570
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:16,708
♪ As well as I… ♪
571
00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:21,291
♪ Holding me back from emotion ♪
572
00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,291
♪ Tumbling over the line ♪
573
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:28,708
♪ 'Cause I'm guilty of devotion ♪
574
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,708
♪ Together in my mind ♪
575
00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:33,708
♪ Darling, please be mine ♪
576
00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:40,208
♪ Pain, honor, pleasure ♪
577
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:46,208
♪ Life is divine ♪
578
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:50,375
♪ Holding me back from emotion ♪
579
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:53,708
♪ Tumbling over the line ♪
580
00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:57,458
♪ 'Cause I'm guilty of devotion ♪
581
00:27:57,541 --> 00:28:00,833
♪ Together in my mind ♪
582
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:03,708
♪ Darling, please be mine ♪