1 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:11,833 Maybe the greatest choke in golf history. 2 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:14,916 Lonnie Hawkins, on the verge of a career Grand Slam, 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,875 misses a three-foot putt, losing to Golden Fisk 4 00:00:17,958 --> 00:00:20,500 and was sent off to relative obscurity. 5 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:21,458 Until now. 6 00:00:21,541 --> 00:00:25,208 Last week, using just three clubs… you heard me right, three clubs, 7 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:28,916 he comes back from 11 down to win his first tournament in years. 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,791 Follows that up with a win at the Visit Knoxville Open. 9 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:34,291 Whoo! 10 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:37,541 Teamed up with a caddie that he found in a Walmart parking lot… 11 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:38,666 Suck it, you guys. 12 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:43,166 …is one win away from returning to the PGA Tour. 13 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:46,375 To all the Lonnie Hawkins fans out there, remember. 14 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,458 Old golfers never die, 15 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:50,250 they just lose their balls. 16 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:53,958 Hey, who all here thinks I'm gonna win my next tournament? 17 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,375 Yeah! 18 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:59,458 And for the record, I still have both my testicles. 19 00:00:59,541 --> 00:01:00,625 Amen to that! 20 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:03,208 Their names are Alanis and Morissette. 21 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:05,166 Isn't that ironic? 22 00:01:06,916 --> 00:01:08,750 Hey, drinks on me! 23 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,708 - Yeah! - Whoo, yeah! 24 00:01:10,791 --> 00:01:12,916 No well drinks. Just beer and wine. 25 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:14,708 - Just beer. - Yeah. 26 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:16,416 - But still, on me. - Whoo! 27 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,875 - Lonnie! Lonnie! - Lonnie Hawkins, y'all. 28 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:21,000 - ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪ 29 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:22,833 ♪ He's a golfer ♪ 30 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,125 ♪The greatest golfer in the world! ♪ 31 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:29,416 …is one win away from returning to the PGA Tour. 32 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:32,125 To all the Lonnie Hawkins fans out there, remember. 33 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:35,458 Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls. 34 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,125 Van Pelt is the man! 35 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:39,916 Yo, did you hear that, Lance? Epic. 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,916 Shut the fuck up, Jerry. Just focus, okay? 37 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,291 Yeah, for sure. 38 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:45,666 - God damn it! - You're all right. 39 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,625 Load and explode. 40 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:51,583 - Hi. - Oh my God! What? 41 00:01:52,916 --> 00:01:54,416 - Oh, hey, babe. - Hey… 42 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,250 - Little stressed? - No, not at all. 43 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,375 Just… working on my swing. What's up? 44 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:01,416 Um, what did you decide about your dad? 45 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,958 Uh, you need an answer, like, right now? 46 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,208 Kinda. The engagement party's in one week. 47 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:08,416 Hell yeah, it is. My boy's getting hitched! 48 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,666 Well, engaged. What's the big deal? 49 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:11,791 I just gotta know. 50 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,208 Wouldn't it be weird to not invite him, though? 51 00:02:14,291 --> 00:02:16,541 I mean, we're inviting, like, half the Tour, 52 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:19,541 even assholes like Golden Fisk and Anton Floyd. 53 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:22,416 Well, yeah, but they're gonna show up. 54 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,083 Yeah. 55 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:26,666 You don't wanna be all stressed out and disappointed 56 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,958 like you were at Old Henry's funeral, do you? 57 00:02:33,125 --> 00:02:34,416 No, you're right. 58 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,208 - I am. - I don't need that stress. 59 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,208 - Yeah. - No stress. 60 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,125 I know how important this party is to you. 61 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:41,708 Babe, it's not just for me. It's for you too. 62 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:44,666 Well, if it was for me too, we'd probably have, like, a… 63 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,666 doughnut tower for my boys or something. 64 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:47,708 Hell yeah. 65 00:02:47,791 --> 00:02:51,166 Okay, well… let's get a doughnut tower, then. 66 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,666 - Yeah? - Yo, doughnut tower! 67 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:54,833 - Cheat day! - Yeah! 68 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:57,041 - I'm gonna eat so many doughnuts. - Well, we'll see. 69 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:59,250 - I love you so much. - Love you too. 70 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:00,625 Isn't she great, Jerry? 71 00:03:00,708 --> 00:03:02,291 Yeah, amazing. Ugh… 72 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:03,625 Come on, get a room. 73 00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:05,125 Know what I mean? 74 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:07,583 Okay, I'll see you guys later. 75 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:12,750 Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up? 76 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:15,458 How did the Dodgers blow it? They had Ohtani on the mound. 77 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,583 Oh shit. 78 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:19,833 Wait, I thought you… thought you weren't doing that anymore. 79 00:03:19,916 --> 00:03:21,291 - I'm back, baby! - Oh. Let's go! 80 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,708 - Just too damn addicting. - It is. Fuck yeah, it is. 81 00:03:23,791 --> 00:03:27,125 - That's why they call it an addiction. - I got it on lock. Love that rush. 82 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,458 Yeah, you do. 83 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:31,833 Oh, and, uh… Jerry, I need you to cover for me. 84 00:03:31,916 --> 00:03:34,000 Tell Nat I'm running late this afternoon. 85 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,916 Maybe just… I don't know, make something up. You're good at this. 86 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,750 Tell her I'm at the range or something. 87 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,250 Of course. Just be careful, bro. 88 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:42,583 It's nothing, man. I got it on lock. 89 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:43,916 Lock it down. 90 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,458 Blam! There he is! 91 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:49,666 With all this money kicking in now, 92 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,875 why are we staying in an abandoned parking lot? 93 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:54,083 I saw a Marriott as we were driving in. 94 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:55,458 I like parking lots. 95 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:57,500 - You were living in a parking lot. - Mmm. 96 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,708 You know, I get it now. 97 00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:01,333 The challenge, 98 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,416 the mental game. 99 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,916 Every stroke matters. 100 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,083 It makes sense. 101 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:09,625 Are you starting to come around? You like golf now? 102 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,083 - I like money. - Oh no, I can tell. 103 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:14,791 - This? - Yeah. 104 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,250 I wasn't sure if you'd notice. 105 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,500 Oh, I noticed all right. Hard not to notice. 106 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,375 Well, thank you. 107 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:22,833 - This is Wilsons Leather. - Mmm. 108 00:04:22,916 --> 00:04:25,208 Mmm. New season, same classics. 109 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:27,625 It's, uh, not quite broken in yet. 110 00:04:27,708 --> 00:04:29,875 - It'll take time. - Of course, leather product. 111 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:33,541 Yeah. I'm not jealous of much… but I'm jealous of that. 112 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:35,875 - Mm-hmm. - Look at the craftsmanship. Gorgeous. 113 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:37,791 - I'm so glad you like it. - Stunning. 114 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:40,208 - Maybe I should get some leather. - Yeah, you should! 115 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:43,375 - Wear leather pants on the golf course. - That would be really cool. 116 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,208 - Okay. - Excuse me. 117 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:48,791 I don't want to bother you, but me and my family are in that car over there. 118 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:52,208 We're trying to get to Indiana where my brother's got a job for me. 119 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,125 We're just a little short on gas money. 120 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,041 - Let's see. - Well… 121 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,166 - What do I got? - Uh, yeah, hold on here. 122 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:03,083 There you go. 123 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:05,125 Good luck in Indiana. 124 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:07,875 - Yeah, get something for those kids too. - Thank you. 125 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:09,583 Thank you both. 126 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,291 Now, you don't see that in a Marriott. 127 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:14,666 Nope. No, you don't. 128 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,375 I'm really glad that guy didn't want my leather jacket. 129 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:21,375 - No, well… I'd have fought him over that. - That would've been hard to part with. 130 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,500 Wow, look at that crowd. 131 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:28,291 That's not a crowd, Sam. 132 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:30,750 Those are my people. Hawk-a-holics. 133 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,916 ♪ I like your strut Do you wanna go struttin'? ♪ 134 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,541 - Okay. - Whoo! 135 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:39,083 I like that. 136 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:53,583 Welcome, everybody, to day four of the OccuNet Classic. 137 00:05:53,666 --> 00:05:56,458 I'm Shane Bacon alongside my usual sidekick James Nitties. 138 00:05:56,541 --> 00:05:58,791 And James, the talk of this tournament coming in 139 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:01,666 has been one thing and one thing only, that's Lonnie Hawkins. 140 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:04,083 {\an8}It sure has. His story has taken hold. 141 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,791 {\an8}And these people are out here to see an old hero of theirs 142 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:10,083 {\an8}try to win three in a row and catapult himself back up onto the Tour. 143 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,875 {\an8}He's gonna have a fight on his hands 144 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:14,375 {\an8}paired alongside Hans Korsguaard, the Dane. 145 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:18,125 {\an8}Korsguaard, what a player. He is ripping it up out here today. 146 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:21,291 {\an8}He could also go up to the Tour with a win, so it's gonna be a battle. 147 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:24,250 Move, let's go! Make some room. 148 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:27,333 Watch out. Make some room. Get out of the way! 149 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,166 How's everybody doing today? Good? Yeah? 150 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,416 Here to see some golf? 151 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:49,250 Well, you picked a good day, 'cause I'm gonna play the shit out of some golf. 152 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:50,250 Yeah! 153 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:53,250 Now, I know it's etiquette to be quiet out of respect. 154 00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:56,333 But what do you say today we make some fucking noise? 155 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,958 Get your tits in there. Come on. 156 00:06:59,041 --> 00:07:02,041 - Get them chanting "balls deep." - All right. You heard him. 157 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:05,583 Balls deep! Balls deep! Balls deep! 158 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:10,250 Come on! Yes. 159 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,375 Hoo! Whoo! 160 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,458 Fuck yeah! 161 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,375 Hell yeah! 162 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:20,791 Ho! 163 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,166 - Whoo! - Yeah. 164 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,500 Whoo! 165 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,333 What are we looking at? 166 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,416 Well, uh… Somebody fart? 167 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:49,458 Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! 168 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,333 - Ho-ho! - Ah-ha-ha! 169 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:01,333 Mmm! 170 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:03,083 - Let's close it up. - Yeah. 171 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,708 It's just another hole. 172 00:08:04,791 --> 00:08:06,541 Not exactly. 173 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,791 It's a defining moment. 174 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:14,458 One of us will ascend the ranks of golf to its pinnacle, the PGA Tour. 175 00:08:14,541 --> 00:08:16,958 The other will continue to play in the mud with the pigs. 176 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:19,000 You haven't said a fucking word all day. 177 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,291 This hole will dictate our destiny. 178 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,125 Look, I'm one stroke up, buddy. 179 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:25,625 - I got a three-foot putt here. - A lot is riding on it. 180 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,708 I'd love it if you'd go back to not speaking. 181 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:29,500 You will not make this putt. 182 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,250 I'm sorry. All the glory will go to me today. 183 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,166 We Danes, we have a phrase for men like you. 184 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:38,166 The man that almost wins, but never does. 185 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:41,666 - "Trist tom slap klovn." - Okay. Well, you don't need to translate. 186 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,666 "Sad, empty, limp clown." 187 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,875 - Thank you. Your English is very good. - I know. 188 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,625 God, remind me not to go to Dane land. 189 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:50,833 For real. 190 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:52,916 Which one do you want? 191 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,708 - I want the putter. - Oh, okay. 192 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:55,916 I got you. 193 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,708 - Oh God. You tapped my nuts. - Oh, sorry! I'm sorry. 194 00:08:58,791 --> 00:08:59,750 I'm so sorry. 195 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:02,416 And it's just light enough to make me feel nauseous. 196 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,541 Sorry, man. 197 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:12,208 Looks exactly like the putt you missed at the US Open. 198 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:15,500 The one that sent you spiraling into shameful oblivion. 199 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,125 I'll be watching. 200 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:20,708 {\an8}James, it looks like the two golfers are engaged in some friendly ribbing. 201 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:22,333 {\an8}A little gamesmanship out there. 202 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:25,666 This crowd is ready to explode. 203 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,875 With all that's gone on, you have to wonder 204 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,541 what's going through Lonnie Hawkins' mind right now. 205 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:41,291 Hey, Hans. 206 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,291 Why don't you slap your own klovn, you slap klovn? 207 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:51,083 Yeah! I did it! 208 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:53,625 I did it! I'm Lonnie Hawkins! 209 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,291 I did it all by myself. 210 00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,541 - You did it. - I did! 211 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:01,416 - You did it just like you said! - I did it like I said I would! 212 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,500 Oh my God. 213 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,125 Listen to that crowd. 214 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,500 I know! 215 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:08,541 I did it. 216 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,916 Come on, stand up and give them what they want. 217 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 - I can't. - Are you too emotional? 218 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,333 No, I have a boner. 219 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,791 Oh, okay, okay. All right. 220 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,333 Yeah! 221 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,125 He's got a PGA boner. 222 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,541 Just try to get up, though. 223 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:25,000 Oh, every time I look at the crowd… the boner comes back. 224 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,208 Boner's back. 225 00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:27,333 {\an8}And he has done it. 226 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:30,208 {\an8}Lonnie Hawkins, returning to the PGA Tour. 227 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:36,791 {\an8}The cameras and sensors detect exactly where the ball would land 228 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,416 {\an8}in a physical course, and I gotta say, 229 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,875 it's a heck of a lot of fun. 230 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,208 Also, it's contained. 231 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:49,208 No more weather delays. It's an unrivaled fan experience. 232 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:52,291 And the branding opportunities are endless. 233 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:53,916 This could be huge for us. 234 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,750 I agree. This feels like a great opportunity for us. 235 00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:01,833 I'd rather join forces with these nerds than those Arabs over at LIV Golf. 236 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:06,916 You know me. Let's grow the tent. Let more people in. 237 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,875 Wha… What is happening? 238 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,708 Lonnie Hawkins, he's coming back up. 239 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,500 No, he is not! He's not! 240 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,625 Yes, he is. He just won his third Korn Ferry Tour in a row. 241 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:18,083 Shut your dirty mouth, Linda. 242 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:22,250 Isn't it wonderful? Shane Bacon over at the Golf Channel said Saturday's ratings 243 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,291 were higher than Love Island. 244 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:28,083 Well, it's a great story. I mean, think of it. A father and son competing. 245 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,791 Look, hold on, hold on. Isn't there something we can do? 246 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:33,833 Like… keep him out? You know, some code of conduct kinda thing? 247 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:37,833 Now, why would we do that, Anton? The man is gonna bring all kinds of fans to golf. 248 00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:40,833 Oh, you mean those T-shirt-wearing, beer-drinking idiots 249 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,791 in their cutoff jeans and flip-flops? 250 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:46,791 We might as well turn every one of our tournaments into the Shit River Classic. 251 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:50,833 What in God's name is this institution coming to? 252 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,583 Know what? I knew it. 253 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,500 I was against it, but I knew it. 254 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,833 As soon as we let a woman up in this boardroom, 255 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:01,833 it was the end of the PGA Tour as we know it. 256 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:02,750 That's true. 257 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:06,666 It won't be long now till this room is filled with women and undesirables. 258 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,125 Come on. He'll be bounced out before the end of the season. 259 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:12,000 Bubba's right. Most of the golfers coming out of the qualifiers 260 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:14,666 don't make it in our league, but it's a good story. 261 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,708 That's cute, Brick. That's really cute. 262 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:20,583 You know what? Most of the golfers coming out of the qualifiers are not 263 00:12:20,666 --> 00:12:22,875 Lonnie Hawkins! 264 00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:25,375 - To kicking ass. - To kicking ass. 265 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:32,916 Did you see the look on that Danish guy's face when you sunk that putt? 266 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,625 Yeah. Yeah. 267 00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:38,625 It looked like someone threw human shit in his face. 268 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:41,208 I mean, listen, I got nothing against the Danes. 269 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:42,666 They make the biggest dogs… 270 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,333 - I just don't get it. - What? 271 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,875 The Hawkins clan. 272 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,041 I mean, nothing from Stacy, Lance. 273 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,666 - No congratulations, nothing. - Hmm. 274 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:55,833 I thought Stacy would at least write, "Hey, where's my money?" 275 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:57,041 But Lance? 276 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,708 I mean, he knows I'm coming back up. He hasn't said a word. 277 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:04,208 He's probably busy with his engagement party. 278 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,375 With his what? 279 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,250 Yeah, I thought you knew. 280 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:11,333 I heard some guy in the clubhouse saying he was going to it. 281 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,208 Yeah. 282 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,333 Yeah, right. No, no. 283 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,833 - No, he told me. - Mmm. 284 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:21,875 I just, uh… I must have missed his invite. I'm just so focused on the tournament. 285 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:24,125 Yeah, that's probably what happened. 286 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,583 So what was that, uh, 287 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,666 you were saying about big dogs? 288 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,166 Oh, the Danes, so they make-- 289 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,416 My own son didn't want me at his engagement party. 290 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,166 That's fucked up. 291 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,583 Where'd you say it was, anyway? 292 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:39,875 Guy said he was going to Pensacola. 293 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,375 - Pensacola? - Mm-hmm. 294 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,500 It's about… 28 hours away. 295 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:45,916 - 28 hours? - Mm-hmm. 296 00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,958 Party's on Tuesday. 297 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:53,083 So if we… you know, took off right now, we could probably make it there in time. 298 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,541 - It's a straight shot on the 10. - Uh-huh. 299 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,625 Go and see my son… 300 00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:58,750 Yep. 301 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,250 - …my wife… - Uh-huh. 302 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:02,000 …everyone from the PGA… 303 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,375 - They're all there, I bet. - …under one roof. 304 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:06,166 Mm-hmm. 305 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,833 …to celebrate me making my way back to the PGA. 306 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,958 On top of celebrating your son and his engagement. 307 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:12,250 - Right, right, right. - Right. 308 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,500 - No. - Yep. 309 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,375 I don't want to go there on principle alone. 310 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,416 You know the Blue Angels are based out of Pensacola, right? 311 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,041 No! I love the Blue Angels. 312 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,166 They're phenomenal. 313 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,916 What if we met one of them, and then they took us up? 314 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,041 - Are you kidding? - On a flight. 315 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,625 We'd be catching G's, that's what I heard it's called. 316 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,708 - But we won't, 'cause we're not going. - Nah. 317 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:35,166 - We could take these to go. - We could. 318 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,541 'Cause we have, like, 319 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,666 a couple more batches coming. 320 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:42,541 We could if we thought we should do it, but I don't see why we should. 321 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,291 - You're right. - Nope. 322 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,291 We're definitely not going. 323 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,750 {\an8} 324 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,666 Boom! 325 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:55,583 ♪ Standing in line At the railroad station ♪ 326 00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:59,958 ♪ Try to make it home With an explanation ♪ 327 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:04,666 ♪ Well, it's now or never Ain't gonna live forever ♪ 328 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:11,250 ♪ Got to get it together Time's ticking away, my friend ♪ 329 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,500 Oh my God. 330 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,375 - How far out are we? - About 45 minutes. 331 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,750 Almost there. 332 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:20,916 Did I talk in my sleep? 333 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,083 Mm-hmm. 334 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,541 - About werewolves? - Yeah, you did. 335 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,208 I always dream about Charlie Chaplin 336 00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:29,458 being chased by werewolves. 337 00:15:29,541 --> 00:15:31,833 Oh. I will dream about cats. 338 00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:33,708 I also dream about chicken nuggets. 339 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:37,875 Well, do me a favor. Stop if you see a Publix or a Kroger's. 340 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,041 Will do, boss. 341 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,500 - Hi. - Hey, good seeing you. 342 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,500 - Thank you. - Thank you. 343 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,625 Let me know what you think. 344 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,958 So I'm playing against Tyrell Hadney down in Austin. 345 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:55,000 We're on the backside of the long par 5. Here, hold this. And I'm about to tee off. 346 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:58,500 I say, "Do you have a nut allergy? 'Cause I'm about to nut this drive." 347 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,416 This is fun. This feels expensive. 348 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,041 Feels like we could have maybe cut back on some things. 349 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,291 - Yeah. - Anton, thanks for coming. 350 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,791 Lance, delighted to be here. 351 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,291 - Natalie. - Good to see you. 352 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,750 I see your mother pushing her hard tea on everyone. 353 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:13,666 Cheers! 354 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,916 - Can't you do something about that? - You want me to kick her out? 355 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,541 - That was a joke. - Right. No, I know. 356 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,500 - Hey, Lance. - Hey, you made it. 357 00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:22,916 Who the fuck is that? 358 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,833 - Sarah. Do you know anyone at this party? - I don't think I do. 359 00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:28,041 We already have a specialty mocktail, okay? 360 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:32,291 The Green's Fee. It's organic green juice served in a souvenir Ryder Cup. 361 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,583 - Did you come up with that? - Yeah. 362 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,500 God damn it. 363 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,875 - Well… - You're so fucking creative. 364 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,000 - Thanks. - God, I love that about you. 365 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,208 Love you too. 366 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,333 - Ugh. I'll go talk to her. - Thank you. 367 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,125 Apparently Natalie's father works in ball bearings. 368 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:48,875 Isn't that interesting? 369 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,750 No, Radford, it's not fucking interesting. 370 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,041 Hey, Mom. 371 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,166 Can you not pass out the hard tea drinks? 372 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,833 Natalie doesn't… want you to. 373 00:16:58,916 --> 00:16:59,958 Come on. 374 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,083 This party needs a little rooty toot toot. 375 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,083 Yeah, I know. It really does, huh? 376 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,541 Lance, you know what you're getting into, right? 377 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,291 - Does she know what she's getting into? - What do you mean? 378 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,625 I mean, think about it. Like, what does she even know about you? 379 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,541 Lance. Great party. 380 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,583 Golden, so glad you came. 381 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,083 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 382 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,000 - Hey, you know my wife Bunny, right? - Hi. 383 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,416 Hi… uh, Bunny. 384 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,250 Dude, I was real sorry to see you stumble at the Schwab. 385 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,250 - That was too bad. - Oh no, I wasn't… 386 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,583 I don't think I stumbled. 387 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:29,625 You did. You got real rigid and real tight. 388 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:32,791 - Your swing, it just kinda broke down. - My swing was fine. My swing was great. 389 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,916 - No, hey. Where's your dad at? - My dad? Oh, he's… he's, um… 390 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,583 - Ah, he couldn't make it. - Man, you must be so excited. 391 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,791 The Hawk is on his way back up. 392 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,791 I mean, every golfer at the party's talking about it. It's wild. 393 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,333 - Yeah, I'm-- I'm… so stoked. - That's great. 394 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,083 You said everyone's talking about it? 395 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,041 - It's rippling through the crowd. - Oh yeah? 396 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,375 - Oh… - Stacy. 397 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,583 Golden. 398 00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,666 I just can't believe how wild it is. 399 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:59,958 Imagine that, you and your dad playing in the same golf tournament. 400 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:04,041 Yeah, that is fun. That's fun. I'm not too worried about it, though. 401 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,000 - None of that father-son stuff? - No, no, no. 402 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,416 - Don't want none of that. - But how about you, Golden? 403 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,875 How about you and my dad playing in the same tournament? 404 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,041 The blast from the past that couldn't last. 405 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,791 - Yeah? - No, I, uh… 406 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,083 Well, yeah, I already killed that dragon. 407 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,250 Oh, you got lucky. 408 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:19,666 Twice. 409 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,458 - Hey, you see that? - Oh. Yeah. 410 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:24,333 She and the Hawk, they're not even together anymore. 411 00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:26,250 She's still totally dedicated. 412 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,083 Totally loyal. I love it. I'll see y'all later. Take care. 413 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:32,375 - Okay. Thanks for the tips. - Nice to see you, Golden. 414 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,916 This fucking guy, man. 415 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,583 - Such a fucking asshole. - Fuck. 416 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,333 Well, look who hit the jackpot. 417 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:40,916 What's that? 418 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,625 Well, I got these flowers and this cute little bear. 419 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,416 Didn't want to show up empty-handed. I mean, who doesn't love a bear? 420 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:50,083 I don't know, people that got bit by bears? 421 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,833 All right, how far out are we? 422 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,458 Uh, just down the road. 423 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,750 Well, let's shake a you-know-what. 424 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,166 Titty bone! 425 00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:01,125 Well, I maintain Rory's Nike Sumo 2 driver was non-conforming. 426 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,666 It's a statement of fact. 427 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,833 He swapped it out, so why are we still talking about it? Get over it. 428 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:09,250 I mean, give it a rest, Anton. We're all out here trying to get an edge. 429 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,000 Come on, just leave Rory alone. 430 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,416 I haven't worn socks in 15 years. 431 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,208 No regrets. 432 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,375 {\an8}Okay, hi, everyone. 433 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,958 Really quick, we just want to say thank you so much 434 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,208 for making the trip out to celebrate with us today. 435 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,750 Whoo… Whoo! 436 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:28,083 You just gonna sit here drinking that wine? 437 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,666 Yeah. They've been in there drinking for hours. 438 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,166 I mean, if I show up sober, I'm gonna look like an idiot. 439 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,583 So, you know, I gotta catch up. 440 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,083 Mmm. Smart. 441 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,166 - Mm-hmm. - I'm so glad we came. 442 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,708 I think this is a good idea. 443 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:42,125 Yeah. No, there's no doubt. 444 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,166 - Mm-hmm. - It feels good. 445 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,708 - This was a solid decision. - For sure. 446 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,375 - It just feels right. - Yeah. 447 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,625 - You coming in? - I'm gonna sit this one out. 448 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:52,166 It's a family thing. 449 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,666 Get your flowers, get on out of here. 450 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,666 All right. 451 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,958 The truth is, Lance would be at the gym right now if he could be. 452 00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:01,666 My boy's jacked! 453 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,750 The only way I could get him to his own engagement party was if I got him this. 454 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,625 There it is, Lance. Your doughnut tower. 455 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:18,250 Isn't she amazing? Look at this. Four feet of doughnuts. Maybe five, wow! 456 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,666 - Lot of holes! - Shut the fuck up, Jerry. 457 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,625 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 458 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:25,333 Um, but in all seriousness, this woman right here is 459 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:28,500 so much more than a smoking hot piece of ass 460 00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,916 I saw doing fire hydrants at the Alo gym. 461 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,208 No, but really, she's my life partner. 462 00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:34,458 Aww… 463 00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:37,500 And… I don't know where I'd be without her. 464 00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:40,958 - I could maybe be-- - Excuse me, coming through! 465 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,333 Hold on. Hold on, I'm here! Pardon me. 466 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,791 - Don't worry, I'm here. - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 467 00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:49,708 I got here just in the nick of time, don't worry. 468 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,666 Oh, is that a pig in a blanket? God, that looks good. 469 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,333 - Oh jeez. It's okay. - Is that Lonnie Hawkins? 470 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:57,083 No problem, three-second rule. 471 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,000 Oh. Uh, you mind holding on to this? 472 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,875 - Hey, Rickie! - Hey, man. 473 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,500 - What a bonus. - Good to see you. 474 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,500 You're hitting it great right now. Golden. 475 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,666 - I'm gunning for you two. - How you doing, Hawk? 476 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,958 - Fucking do something. - What do you want me to do? 477 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:12,750 Don't sleep on a pig in the blanket. That's hitting the spot. That is good. 478 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:16,083 I mean, the first person who thought to, you know, 479 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:19,375 take dough and wrap it around a mini hot dog, that man… 480 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,875 or woman, because we don't know… 481 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,458 I don't know. 482 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:26,458 You don't know. You don't know. No one knows. 483 00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:28,875 Actually, it was a woman. Betty Crocker, 1957. 484 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,833 That's a strong pull, Fowler. Love it. 485 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,666 Hey! Lance, Nancy. 486 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,500 So sorry I'm late. We had to book down from Amarillo, Texas. 487 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:40,458 I was playing in a tournament there, which I won, which means… 488 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:43,458 Anton! I didn't even see you there. How's that wife of yours? 489 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:46,041 She's none of your business! 490 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,291 It means I'm gonna be playing with my beloved son, Lance… 491 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,416 …in the same tournaments, 'cause I'm back up. 492 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,500 But you know what's the greatest gift ever? 493 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,916 Is for a man to spend time with his son. 494 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,750 Thank you. 495 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:04,083 And I want to… Give me that. 496 00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,791 I'd just like to make a toast. 497 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:11,291 Lance, my love for you is so great, 498 00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:15,208 and that's the reason I fought my way back, 499 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:18,625 so that we could play together, side by side, 500 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,708 and I could share with you and the world 501 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,000 that your daddy's not done. 502 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:27,041 I'm gonna get me that fourth major. 503 00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:28,041 Cheers! 504 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,083 - To Nancy and Lance. - That's enough. 505 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,208 - Oh! - That's enough. 506 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:34,000 The ball and chain! 507 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,875 I'm just gonna borrow Lonnie here if everybody doesn't mind. 508 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,708 Looks like I'm going to the doghouse! 509 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,083 Stop clapping. Stop clapping! 510 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:43,625 What are you doing here? Don't answer that. 511 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,625 - I-- - Do not! Do not answer that. 512 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:49,208 Shh! No. Lonnie, I know why you're here. 513 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,833 You heard me. 'Cause I'm here to support our son. 514 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:53,375 Shut the fuck up, Lonnie. 515 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:55,666 You're here to ruin everything for everyone. 516 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,666 - Like you always do. - Oh my God… 517 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,000 I'm not even gonna… 518 00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:01,750 Did you not notice that no one invited you to this, Lonnie? 519 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:04,208 Did you ever think why that might have happened? 520 00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:07,458 Yeah, because I don't have a mailbox. That's probably the reason. 521 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:10,083 - Wow, you're delusional. - I don't think I'm delusional. 522 00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:13,541 There is no doughnut on this doughnut you have come in contact with 523 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,208 that wasn't ruined by your bullshit. 524 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:16,583 Well, that's an exaggeration. 525 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:19,625 - And that doughnut, your son back there? - Yeah. We made him. 526 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,458 - He's wound so doughnut… - Yeah. 527 00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:24,250 Only me and the game of doughnut holding him together. 528 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,916 - Did you know that? - I did not know that. 529 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,541 Thank you for informing me of that. 530 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:31,208 I told you that if you got back up here I would cut your dick off, so… 531 00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,000 Whoops. 532 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:39,208 Don't look at me. That was a poorly constructed doughnut tower. 533 00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:40,750 That was not my fault. 534 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:46,041 Whoever built that thing knows nothing about towers or doughnuts. 535 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,458 All right? 536 00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:51,125 - Everyone okay? Let's get a head count. - Lonnie, just get the fuck out of here. 537 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:54,750 Leave us all alone! I have had it. 538 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,875 - Get out! - Okay, she's upset. 539 00:23:56,958 --> 00:24:00,083 I get it. I owe you. I do. 540 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,541 And I'll pay you back. 541 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,416 But I got a good thing going here. 542 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:07,416 I don't know, the season ends in like a month. 543 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,666 Vegas? No. No, not Vegas. 544 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:13,958 Bad things happen in Vegas. Uh-uh, you are on your own. 545 00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:16,250 And stop following me, it's creepy. 546 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,625 Fuck that guy. 547 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,250 Hey. Doughnut? 548 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,416 You fucking serious? 549 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,708 What I said, I meant it. 550 00:24:35,791 --> 00:24:38,333 Wouldn't it be neat if we could both play together? 551 00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:40,000 LeBron and Bronny. 552 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:43,041 I mean, the PGA Tour would go nuts. Wouldn't that be cool? 553 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:47,041 No, it wouldn't be cool. Okay, you didn't come back so you could play with me. 554 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,125 I did. LeBron and Bronny. 555 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:53,750 No. You came back because you saw that I was making a name for myself. 556 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:56,625 - And you couldn't stand it. - I want you to be great too. 557 00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:58,625 We both can be great. 558 00:24:58,708 --> 00:24:59,666 LeBron and Bronny. 559 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:03,000 - Stop saying LeBron and Bronny. - Well, what else am I gonna say? 560 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,166 This isn't a LeBron and Bronny situation. 561 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,916 LeBron and Bronny are on the same team, okay? 562 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,458 That's the point, Dad. 563 00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:12,541 We're not on the same team. 564 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:15,958 So good luck out there, because I'm gonna kick your ass. 565 00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:18,125 - Good. - Good for me. 566 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,125 - Good. - Good? 567 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:21,875 - Yeah, good. - Yeah, good. 568 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,166 - Yeah, good. - Yeah, good. 569 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,416 - Lance. - Good. 570 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,500 Good. 571 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,208 Lance, let's go. 572 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:31,125 Be right there. See you later, Lonnie. 573 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:32,541 It's "Dad." 574 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:34,333 Yeah, well, it's Natalie. 575 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,375 Okay? It's not Nancy. 576 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:39,750 And, Lonnie. 577 00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:40,750 Yeah? 578 00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:41,875 Fuck you. 579 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,000 Right. 580 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,791 Oh, how'd it go? 581 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:02,833 Well, surprisingly… I mean, really well, yeah. 582 00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:05,250 Yeah, it was, uh, you know… It was a good time. 583 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:06,875 I mean, doughnut tower… 584 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:09,041 - Ooh. - Open bar, raw bar. 585 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,166 That's sweet. 586 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:12,000 Overall, a win. I'd say a win. 587 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:16,208 All right, well, that's great. I'm… You know, I'm glad you went. 588 00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,291 You don't have a doughnut in your pocket, do you? 589 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:20,041 I do, I have a pocket doughnut. 590 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,041 - Oh! - Ooh! 591 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:23,125 Fuck you, Lonnie! 592 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,166 Ho-ho! You gotta love the passion! 593 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:29,125 That is one hot tamale! 594 00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:30,041 Oh-ho! 595 00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:31,416 Fuck you! 596 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,708 You fucking piece of shit!