1 00:00:25,916 --> 00:00:28,333 It's gonna be the manifold. I knew it. 2 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:32,000 I should have checked the manifold. Goddamn manifold, right? 3 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:35,125 You don't know shit about engines. It's the belt. 4 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:38,250 Well, the belt's connected to the manifold, so… 5 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:39,333 Stop it, all right? 6 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:42,916 It is a belt. It is a serpentine belt. 7 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Oh, serpentine belt. 8 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:46,583 I saw an auto parts shop before we got on the road. 9 00:00:46,666 --> 00:00:49,250 I can fix it, but it'll take like half a day. 10 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:51,750 Okay, well, how far away is the golf course? 11 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:53,583 I don't know, 20, 30 miles. 12 00:00:53,666 --> 00:00:55,166 You know, I got this. 13 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:57,750 I'm gonna hitch. I've hitched to many a tournament. 14 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,666 - You're gonna hitchhike? - Yeah, why not? 15 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:02,208 Who's gonna stop for a creepy old guy in golf shoes? 16 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,041 Know what? I'll see you this afternoon. 17 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:05,083 All right. 18 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:09,458 {\an8}- You're gonna get killed. If I do, you can have the bus. 19 00:01:09,541 --> 00:01:14,125 It'll be like two serial killers who troll the highways looking for drifters. 20 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:17,750 They're gonna turn your face into a mask and rob banks with it. 21 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:21,125 It'll be Lonnie Hawkins on wanted posters everywhere. 22 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:22,208 But it won't be you. 23 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,916 'Cause you'll be cut up into a dumpster behind a truck stop somewhere. 24 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:34,875 What did I tell you? Huh? 25 00:01:34,958 --> 00:01:36,625 Look, huh? Duh! 26 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,125 Un-fucking-believable. 27 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:42,333 - ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪ 28 00:01:42,416 --> 00:01:44,083 ♪ He's a golfer ♪ 29 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:46,708 ♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪ 30 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:49,208 Oof! That was gonna be a long walk. 31 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:52,375 I got a golf tournament in Los Angeles, so I really appreciate it. 32 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:55,291 That's where I'm headed. I'm… I'm a PGA Tour player. 33 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:58,250 You may have recognized me. Uh, Lonnie "The Hawk" Hawkins. 34 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,916 Oh, where's my visor? 35 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,125 I heard of you. 36 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:03,958 Good. Well, good. 37 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,500 That's nice. 38 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,625 - That girl back there… - Yeah. 39 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,458 She your girlfriend? 40 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 - Her? - Yeah. 41 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:13,708 No, no, no. She's my caddie. 42 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:16,333 - Oh, your caddie. - Yeah. 43 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,083 Do you fuck her? 44 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,833 I'm sorry? 45 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:24,291 No. What? 46 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,166 - No? - Uh-uh. No. 47 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,416 Do you want to? 48 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:41,041 Are you gonna cut my face off and make a mask out of it? 49 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:44,500 You see this shit? 50 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,375 Golf Digest. Really? 51 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,500 Unbelievable. 52 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:49,708 Oh God. 53 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:52,791 They're just trying to stir up some big underdog story. 54 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:55,041 - Don't let it bother you. - How am I supposed to do that? 55 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:56,833 You see the pairings for Thursday? 56 00:02:56,916 --> 00:03:00,208 They put us in the same group. He's not even ranked in the top 500. 57 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:02,166 Honey, stop. It's just for TV. 58 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,041 I just need to break something. 59 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:06,041 - I need to break something. - Hey, Lance, whoa! 60 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:09,916 Whoa. Let's try some manifesting. 61 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,458 Um… stupid. 62 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:14,291 I can't "manifest" him out of the tournament. 63 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:16,291 - Come on. - Okay. 64 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:18,083 I gotta get in some ice! 65 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,000 Hey. 66 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:22,708 What? 67 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:24,833 Where did you go last night? 68 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:25,958 What are you talking about? 69 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:29,583 - I was with you at the engagement thing. - I know, but after, when we got back home. 70 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:31,666 I told you, I had to, uh, hit the range. 71 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:36,250 Okay, well, I just saw you looking at your phone, and then I saw you leave, so… 72 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,291 Are you having an affair? 73 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,125 Be honest. 74 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:42,791 An affair? Are you… What, are you crazy? 75 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:44,291 - No, I don't know. - Come on. 76 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:47,291 You've been acting really strange, and closed off, and… 77 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:49,625 Don't do this right now. I have to focus. 78 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:53,500 You know how hard golf is at this level? It's not some fucking bank job. 79 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:56,166 And you're coming in accusing me of having an affair? 80 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:58,000 Are you having an affair? 81 00:03:58,083 --> 00:03:59,250 Look, I'm so sorry. 82 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:00,666 I'm just stressed. 83 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:04,875 Now I… I love you so much. I wish I could stay here with you all day. 84 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:08,500 You look so fucking sexy in your little jammies right now, but I just, I can't. 85 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,458 I got a practice round at 2:00. I gotta jump in some ice. 86 00:04:11,541 --> 00:04:13,125 Oh, and Nat? 87 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,958 - You look great. - Great. 88 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:25,083 Look at this shit. 89 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,583 Is that Lonnie Hawkins? I thought he was retired. 90 00:04:27,666 --> 00:04:29,500 Does that look retired to you? 91 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:30,625 He looks old. 92 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,875 Oh, not like you remember him? 93 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:36,750 Now, Anton, I thought we were done talking about that a long time ago. 94 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:41,291 I just get so mad when I think about his hands on your voluptuous titties. 95 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:42,208 Well, then don't. 96 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:46,333 Him undulating all over you like a wild hog on a deer carcass? 97 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:50,875 Okay, he didn't undulate… that much. And it was over 15 years ago. 98 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,833 You need to get over it. 99 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:56,125 Okay, I know. I know. I'm just so steaming mad! 100 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,541 - I mean, look at me. I'm a wonderful guy. - Mm-hmm. 101 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:01,500 There are those who want me to be the next PGA Tour commissioner. 102 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:02,750 You have to be. 103 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:05,666 And then along comes this walking bag of burps and farts, 104 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,625 and suddenly everybody ejaculates in their pants. 105 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,500 Why don't you kick him out of the Tour? You're on the board. 106 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:14,416 I can't. He is back up fair and square. 107 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,125 - I feel so weak in my bones. - Mmm. 108 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:19,500 I'm gonna go check on my beehives. 109 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:20,458 Okay. 110 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,708 Do you want me to have Selma draw you a warm bath? 111 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,041 Yes, I do. 112 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,166 Okay. 113 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:29,583 Selma! 114 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:30,791 Selma! 115 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,500 Can you believe this shit? 116 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:36,583 What, dear? 117 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:39,291 This, my husband. 118 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:42,291 Dirtbag of the century on the cover of Golf Digest. 119 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,250 Whoo. 120 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:44,416 Well, looky there. 121 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:49,333 I have been trying so hard to get Lance on the cover of this magazine, 122 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,541 and this shithole walks out of a dump, 123 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:53,666 and there he is, taking up space. 124 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:56,625 Well, Lance was in the magazine last month. 125 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:58,958 Ten best players to watch? That doesn't mean shit. 126 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:01,166 Is this about Teed Off? 127 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,458 No, this is about the mental health of my son. 128 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:05,458 You sure about that? 129 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:10,083 - What are you getting at, Radford? - Jessalynn Siwa. 130 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,500 - What? - JoJo's mom. 131 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:12,416 Who? 132 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:15,583 JoJo Siwa, the adorable little muffin on Dance Moms. 133 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,583 I don't even know what that is. 134 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:21,416 ♪ I don't really care about what they say I'mma come back like a boomerang ♪ 135 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,250 - The hell's that? - You have to listen to that. 136 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,750 - That is like the greatest song ever. - Never heard it. 137 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:26,791 Never mind, listen. 138 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,500 I'm not saying… this is you, dear. 139 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:33,166 But some people… and not everyone… 140 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:36,791 but some people thought that Jessalynn Siwa, JoJo Siwa's mom, 141 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:40,708 pushed her daughter, and used her fame to enrich her own self. 142 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,416 - Excuse me? - Not saying she was you. 143 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,625 - Sounds like it. - Well… no. 144 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,625 It only sounds like it 'cause you're hearing that. 145 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:47,250 Now, listen, it's a different situation. 146 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,166 Lance is grown and he can do whatever he wants. 147 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,583 That's right, he can. 148 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:51,958 So it's very different. 149 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:54,500 - And no one is like JoJo Siwa-- - Radford, let me-- Radford? 150 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:55,416 Yes? 151 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,833 Let me ask you a question. Have you ever been a mother? 152 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:02,083 - You know I don't have children. - Have you ever been a mother? 153 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:03,666 No, I have not. 154 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:07,250 Listen to me, I don't know this Jessalynn woman or her child JoJo, okay? 155 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:11,125 But maybe, as a mother, she knew something about her child 156 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:14,041 that no one else in the world could know, okay? You with me? 157 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:17,291 Maybe she knew that her daughter needed to be pushed. 158 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:19,833 Pushed by someone who cared. And if she wasn't pushing, 159 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:23,458 that child would crack up faster than plates at a Greek… wedding. 160 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:25,583 And you always use the Greek wedding analogy. 161 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:27,750 And you know what? It works, and you're right. 162 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:29,666 - Thank you. - You're always right. 163 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:32,333 Well, listen, what's best for Lance is best for me. 164 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:34,875 And right now, I have someone pissing on my parade. 165 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:37,250 I just think you should back off Natalie is all. 166 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,500 - No, I'm talking about this asshole. - Okay. 167 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:42,208 - Okay? - Just be careful, that's all. 168 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:45,875 Now I may not have been a father, but I was a son. 169 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:49,625 And fathers and sons have been confounding mankind since Sophocles. 170 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:52,750 - Mmm… - You're walking a razor's edge there. 171 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,250 I've been walking on that edge my whole life. 172 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:02,916 Well, thank you for not cutting my face off. 173 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:06,125 Hope you have a great day. 174 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:08,000 You have a great day as well. 175 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,958 Oh, please. Please don't. 176 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,458 Easy, son. 177 00:08:12,541 --> 00:08:13,416 Easy. 178 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:17,625 I just want you to have this jar of pickles I made. 179 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,666 Oh. 180 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,416 You're all right in my book. 181 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:25,750 All right, well… thank you. 182 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:30,750 Hey. 183 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:34,000 Play it as it lies, Lonnie Hawkins. 184 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,500 Play it as it lies. 185 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:39,000 Right. 186 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:52,875 I ran this through the belt path. It looks like I need a 72.42. 187 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:54,875 You know the make of the car? 188 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,125 Do you have a 72.42? 189 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:00,083 Ma'am, you can't just put any belt on a car. 190 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,625 You gotta know the make and the model of the vehicle. 191 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,166 I'm sorry. 192 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:09,125 I should have said from the get-go, my brother, who's a mechanic, 193 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:13,000 he would like a 72.42 Goodyear serpentine belt. 194 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:15,416 - You got it. - Okay, thank you. 195 00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:18,791 I know who you are. 196 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,416 - Are you a cop? - Funny, cop. 197 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,833 No, you're Lonnie Hawkins' caddie. 198 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,750 Uh… yeah, I am. 199 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,958 I'm in town, uh, for the tournament tomorrow. 200 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,291 I can't wait to see the Hawk hit again. Unh! 201 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:35,333 So cool. What a story, right? 202 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:38,166 Oh yeah, he's gonna… he's gonna crush. 203 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,666 And, um, I'll be with him the whole way. 204 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:44,458 Hey, would it be rude, uh… could I just do a quick picture with you? 205 00:09:44,541 --> 00:09:46,041 - With me? - Yeah. 206 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:47,291 Um… uh… 207 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,500 - Sure. - So great. Lonnie Hawkins' caddie. 208 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,958 On three, say "Hawk." 209 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,000 One, two, three. 210 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,125 - Hawk! - Hawk! 211 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:54,708 - Let's get another one. - All right. 212 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:57,000 I'm gonna do a sexy face 'cause my friends will love it. 213 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,000 - Hey! - Whoo! 214 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:07,416 Three-time major winner, former world number one 215 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:12,166 from Yuba City, California, Lonnie Hawkins, checking in. 216 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,791 I have your credentials here, Mr. Hawkins. Good to have you back. 217 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:18,083 - Well, thank you. Did you miss me? - Oh yeah. 218 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,916 I figured I'd show some of these hacks how to play golf, huh? 219 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:27,333 Well, shit. I guess they'll let anybody into the PGA Tour nowadays, huh? 220 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:29,500 I'm just busting balls. 221 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:32,541 Hey, had a great time at Lance's engagement party. 222 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:34,125 You, uh… 223 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,166 You sure know how to make an entrance, huh? 224 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,375 Well, I had to be there for Lance. 225 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,958 Family, that's all that matters in the end. 226 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,916 Yeah, I'm always saying that. 227 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,083 Family. 228 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,291 Anyhow, I see you got your jar of pickles with you. 229 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:49,375 You gonna make us all a Reuben sandwich? 230 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:53,416 - I like mine on rye bread, all right? - I'm not good at making sandwiches. 231 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,208 - Right this way, Mr. Fisk. - Thanks, cutie. Here you go. 232 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:59,458 Come on, walk with me. You're not gonna carry that thing yourself, are you? 233 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:00,625 - No. - Huh. 234 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,375 Don't tell me you brought that girl, 235 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:05,458 the one with the leather outfit and the old high tops up with you, huh? 236 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,916 - Is that what you did? - Yeah. 237 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,750 Where'd you get that thing? Oh yeah, Walmart, I think I read. 238 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,541 Hey, look at these little Goldens. 239 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:16,541 Well, I guess if you can buy a gun and a waterbed at Walmart, 240 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,291 they'll have caddies too, right? 241 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,541 Was she, uh… was she at least on sale? 242 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:29,000 Hey, joke's on you. Walmart doesn't need sales with such everyday low prices. 243 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,541 Well, to each his own. To each his own. 244 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,500 I hope you can stick around, Lonnie, 245 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,625 'cause the game up here, it's changed a lot. 246 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,916 Looks like golf to me whenever I see it on TV. 247 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,875 No, shit, these kids, they're playing a whole new game. 248 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:46,416 I mean, it's all cardio and kettlebells. 249 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:50,125 It's not Ketel One and smoking heaters like the old days. 250 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,458 Even I've had to adapt, and I'm nowhere near as old as you are. 251 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:58,500 Hey, did you hear they got you, me, and Lance in the same pairing tomorrow? 252 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,750 Did you hear that? TV sets are gonna blow up. 253 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,541 I did! Yeah, I did. 254 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,625 Right, so get ready. 255 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,500 - "Get ready"? - Get ready. 256 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:09,458 No, I heard you. "Get ready," that's it? 257 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:11,875 - Did I stutter? - Yeah, you've been stuttering. 258 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:14,791 You sound like a broken Rain Bird sprinkler. You're like… 259 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,416 No, that would be… 260 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,916 Da-da-da-da-da. Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha. 261 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,666 Da-da-da-da. Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha. 262 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,166 I like it. You still got it. Whoa… 263 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:27,166 I don't know where you been, but you ain't missed any meals. 264 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,458 - Huh? All right, see you tomorrow. - Back off. 265 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,625 Be cool. 266 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,500 Hey, how y'all doing? 267 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,875 I wanna get a round for everybody at the bar on Golden Fisk, 268 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:38,291 2010 US Open champion. 269 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,625 - Good luck! - Thank you. 270 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,500 Go, Hawk! 271 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,041 Just these guys, bro. 272 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,291 All right. 273 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,750 Get in. I'll give you a ride. 274 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,125 I'd rather walk. 275 00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:55,208 Get in, Sam. 276 00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:00,916 I got a good thing going here, all right? 277 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,250 I'm respected, I'm making money. 278 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,291 That golfer guy, he's on a run. 279 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,250 Do you know what a run is? 280 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,250 I do not, but I like him, all right? He's not a pervert. 281 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,875 - I was gonna kill him. - What? 282 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,958 I thought he might be shacking up with you. 283 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:15,916 Dad! 284 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,250 - I am a lesbian! - Well, I don't know! 285 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,166 The kids today, they change their sex back and forth, back and forth, 286 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,333 fucking whoever they want. 287 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:26,166 Well, I'm telling you, this guy and I, we connect. 288 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,166 We have fun. 289 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,083 I could get a new life, 290 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,291 one that I'm proud of. 291 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,625 But this Vegas thing… 292 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,666 - Oh God. - No, just hear me out now. 293 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,166 Look, it's big. Some high-stakes, secret-ass poker game. 294 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:43,125 - The money's just sitting there. - Dad, I can't, all right? 295 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,333 It's not in me. 296 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,750 Okay, champ. 297 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,416 But you owe me still. 298 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,958 I know, and I will honor the code. 299 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:00,416 Are we good? 300 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,000 Yeah, we're good. 301 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,333 - Good. All right. - Listen to this, though. 302 00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:08,750 Come on. 303 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:09,708 - Yeah. - Come on! 304 00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:11,375 It sounds stolen. 305 00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:18,416 Jerry, I need two hours on the table today, 306 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,708 and I'm supposed to be front-loading protein. 307 00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:22,750 You gotta listen to my body here, Jerry. 308 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,583 I'm on it, buddy. I'm just pulling up to the clubhouse now. 309 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:26,958 You at the range? 310 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:31,083 No, I'm… fucking stuck in line at Starbucks. 311 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,458 I said grande! 312 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:33,416 Classic. 313 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,375 Hey, I need a quick loaner. 314 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,708 I'd pull it out of my own account, but I think Nat's got my passwords. 315 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,541 Yeah, I got you, bro. How much? 316 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:44,000 I don't know. Just like a quick 50. 317 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,458 50K. 318 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:48,166 I'll get you back on Sunday. I'll get us a top ten finish for sure. 319 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,291 Probably better. 320 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,083 Yes, buddy, of course. 321 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,000 - I got you, no problem. - Okay, cool, cool. 322 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,791 I'll meet you at the gym. 323 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,083 - Hey. - Hey. 324 00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:58,750 What's up? 325 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:02,000 I'm sorry about earlier. Just didn't mean to come at you like that. 326 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:02,958 I'm really sorry. 327 00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:06,041 - Uh… - Erased from my mind. 328 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,541 Um, you still at the… at the hotel? 329 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,958 Yep, I'm just sitting by the pool. 330 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,708 You on the course? 331 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:15,833 Yeah. Uh-huh. At the range. 332 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,958 Just, just… hitting balls. 333 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:22,791 Uh, look, Jerry just got here. We're gonna get a quick workout in. 334 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,541 - Let me call you later. - Okay. Well, I love you, babe. 335 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,458 Yeah, me too. 336 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:29,458 - Who was that? - Uh… 337 00:15:29,541 --> 00:15:30,833 My mom. 338 00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,250 She's always calling me. 339 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:36,000 So are we spanking or tickling today? 340 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,250 Shit, girl. 341 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,875 Surprise me. Heh. 342 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,375 - Excited to play with Lance tomorrow? - Oh yeah, yeah, Lance is ripping it. 343 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,541 Yep, hope I can keep up with him. 344 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,750 Yeah, I haven't been playing too bad myself. 345 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,125 Oh, look at Arnie! 346 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,875 I guess they forgot to tell you that if you mess with the Cougar, 347 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,250 the Cougar may bite. 348 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,750 I thought you were the Hawk. 349 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,208 Hawk, Cougar, you just don't know. I don't even know. 350 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,916 Sometimes I swoop out of the air, sometimes I jump out of the bushes. 351 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,916 - Either way, I go right for your neck. - Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. 352 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,583 - What's going on? - My wife just went into labor. 353 00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,958 - I gotta go. - Why, Tony? She's not playing. 354 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,166 I gotta be there for my wife. 355 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,750 This makes no sense. Lance was born during the Masters. 356 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,875 - No way I was walking away from that. - Lonnie, come on, man. 357 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,458 Honestly, this might even be my season. 358 00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:24,208 - I better let Gustavo know. - Wait, hold up. Wha… 359 00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,416 Is your… Your caddie's Gustavo Meyer? 360 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,875 That's right, since 2017. 361 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,583 Old Henry used to say he's the best caddie on Tour today. 362 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,083 You better believe it. We'll see you later. 363 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,750 - Lonnie Hawkins? - That's me. 364 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,958 You received this box at the clubhouse. You want me to keep it here somewhere? 365 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:41,333 No, I'll take a look at what this… Oh, hey, guys. Look at this. 366 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,583 Sponsorship money's starting to roll in. 367 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:46,750 You're looking at the new spokesman for Swinglite Golf Apparel. 368 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,083 Isn't that a women's brand? 369 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,708 I don't think so, no. 370 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,833 I did my own deal. Why have an agent when you can do all the work yourself? 371 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,000 I think I've seen that on the ladies' tour. 372 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:59,041 They must be expanding, because the last time I checked my pants, 373 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,375 I'm still a man. 374 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,958 Yeah. 375 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,291 Yeah. Hey, Liam, can you show me where the caddies hang out? 376 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,416 Yeah, right over here. 377 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,666 ♪ Yeah, hey ♪ 378 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:17,791 ♪ Hey, once I was a boogie singer ♪ 379 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,458 What's up, man? 380 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,833 He has a collection of essays which I would invite you to read… 381 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:32,958 - Are you gonna go say hello to him? - Why? I'm playing with him tomorrow. 382 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,416 Well, people do expect it. 383 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,500 Well, we just think it's best to keep our distance. 384 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,041 I see. You decided that together? 385 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,333 I found myself tearing through the historical stuff, because, 386 00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:46,916 well, culturally, it's important… 387 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,916 When I heard they made you a member of the board, I couldn't believe it. 388 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,958 - Anton Floyd, PGA Tour board member? - Mmm! 389 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,875 - Bet you never thought you'd see me again. - Mmm. But here you are. 390 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,708 Here I am. 391 00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,000 How are you doing, Olivia? 392 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:02,583 Just wonderful, Lonnie. It's great to see you again. 393 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,208 Great to see you too. I missed you. 394 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,125 How long you think you'll be up here? 395 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:11,708 Well… you know, tough to say. I mean, I'm chasing that Grand Slam, 396 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,750 so… it could be years. 397 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:16,166 Well… I'd bet against that, Lonnie. 398 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,833 I bet you'll choke… 399 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,000 - Oh! - Like you been doing since the US Open. 400 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,958 …and bounce right back down where you belong, with your people. 401 00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:26,541 Who are you talking about, Anton? Poor people? People of color? 402 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,375 Okay, Lonnie. 403 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:32,375 But tomorrow, we'll see how the Hawk holds up. 404 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,625 I'm gonna make myself to the other side of the bar. 405 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,250 - I can hear the music better from there. - Okay. 406 00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:43,875 Olivia, we should, uh, think about having a drink sometime. 407 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,458 Yeah. 408 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,458 Just a… itty-bitty little cocktail. 409 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:51,708 You want a sip of something? 410 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,375 - This big. - Tiny? 411 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,416 Cheers. 412 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,416 - Cheers. - Cheers. 413 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:00,500 Oh, damn it. 414 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,333 It's called The City and the Pillar. 415 00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:06,041 It's interesting because it's very different from Gore Vidal's later work. 416 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,625 - Are you familiar with his later work? - Were you talking to us? 417 00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,583 - I was. Yeah. - Oh. 418 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,958 - Yeah. - What's his Instagram? 419 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,166 He's not on Instagram. He's perished. 420 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,125 You're bleeding. Here, let me. 421 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,250 Leave it alone. It's fine. 422 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:22,208 There you are. I've been meaning to talk to you. 423 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,083 Stacy Hawkins, what a delight. 424 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,208 I have a little bone to pick with you. 425 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,375 You never got back to me about my Teed Off beverage. 426 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,125 We already have an official beverage. 427 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:34,208 Heck, Lonnie's such a hot shot now, why don't you get him to help you? 428 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,125 Oh, please, that fucking asshole. 429 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,625 I think I hate him more than almost anyone. 430 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,208 - I thought you were married. - Oh no. 431 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,375 We've been estranged for almost 12 years. 432 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,958 If he died tomorrow, I think I'd shit on his grave. 433 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,708 - I did not know that. - Yeah. 434 00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:50,000 His son hates him almost as much as I do. 435 00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,333 There is nothing that asshole would like more 436 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,791 than to see me fail with my business. 437 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,833 As a matter of fact, I think it would really hurt Lonnie 438 00:19:57,916 --> 00:19:59,541 if my business did well. 439 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,208 - Really? - Oh yes. 440 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,625 But, um, if you're already sponsoring another alcoholic beverage, then… 441 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,583 Wait, now, hold up. Hold up. 442 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:09,208 We have something called a vendor match program. 443 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,125 It was created to look like we cared about diversity and all that gay shit, 444 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,166 but we do open up some space for women every now and then. 445 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,458 I'm thinking a spot near the ninth green would be great 446 00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:23,125 because then all the golfers would pass right by it. 447 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:26,541 - Just like that? No paperwork? - You're talking to the paperwork. 448 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,875 I'd shake your hand, but I have blood on my hands. So… 449 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,250 Right. 450 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,875 There we go, hope that's good. 451 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:37,583 Thank you. You know, we've been members here for 40 years. 452 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,833 - Forty years. - Wow. 453 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:42,208 We stopped coming to tournaments, but when we heard you were playing again, 454 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,500 we weren't gonna miss that. 455 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,875 He's just been talking about this all day. 456 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:48,333 Well, I can tell. Yeah. 457 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,750 - Oh, excuse me. - Hey. 458 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,125 - Hey. - I'm sorry, sir. 459 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,958 - You're not allowed in here. - No, no, no. She's with me. 460 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,833 She? It's… It's a "her"? 461 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,250 I beg your pardon, ma'am. 462 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,208 That's right, you better respect these titties, not man boobs. 463 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,416 Hey. What the… Where you been? I've been looking for you all day. 464 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,625 The belt took longer to get back on than I thought, but I got it, 465 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,250 and the bus is outside. 466 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,708 - Here you go. - Oh! 467 00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:13,000 - Yeah. - Right? 468 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,958 - Shit, I'm thirsty. - Yeah, okay. 469 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,916 God, I could drink a swimming pool right about now. 470 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,875 Hey, excuse me, could I get a double vodka with a twist? 471 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,666 Listen, have I got news for you. 472 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,791 Well, you go ahead, and then after that, I gotta tell you something. 473 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,125 People have been asking me for selfies all day. 474 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:33,375 Listen to this. You know Tony Finau? He's one of the top guys on the Tour. 475 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,416 - So his wife just had a baby, right? - Mmm. 476 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,541 - And because of that, he had to drop out. - Whoa… Sure. Yeah. 477 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,750 Because of that, his caddie, Gustavo Meyer, 478 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,708 one of the top guys, became available. 479 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,250 - Can you believe it? - Oh, that's cool. 480 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,791 Yeah, I know. 481 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,916 So I now have one of the top caddies in the world. How cool is that? 482 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,291 Well… well, what about me? 483 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,750 Well, you're still my driver. 484 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,541 Yeah. No, it's… I mean, it's a good thing. 485 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,458 Yeah. I mean, I… I can't pay you the big bucks, 486 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:14,958 but I can pay you more, you know, 'cause now I'm back up. 487 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,708 So I'm not your caddie anymore? 488 00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:20,125 You don't have to be. I've got Gustavo Meyer. 489 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,208 Yeah. 490 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,416 Oh, wait, before I forget. Take my watch. 491 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:26,458 Put it on the bus 'cause I'm probably not gonna see you tomorrow. 492 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:29,541 I hate playing with this thing on. And tomorrow, take the tour bus, 493 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,875 and let's just load up with all the regular stuff, 494 00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:35,583 you know, wine… uh, milk, dry goods, Cheez-Its, that sort of thing. 495 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:36,958 Sure. Okay. 496 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,666 You know what? I'm actually not feeling good, so, um… 497 00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:44,916 Yeah. Uh… 498 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,500 - I think I'm gonna hit it. - But what about the selfies? 499 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:52,166 - I thought you had something to tell me. - Nah, it's nothing. I'll catch you later. 500 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,666 Bartender. 501 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,541 Nice glass of white wine down here. 502 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,291 - Keys in the car? - Yes, thank you. 503 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,083 All right, enjoy your night, sir. 504 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:35,166 Introducing the 1:15 tee time group. 505 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,166 Good luck, fellas. 506 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,208 - You know that's a woman's shirt? - No, it's not. 507 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,875 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 508 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,291 - Yes, it is. - No, it isn't. 509 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,750 It's got darts. 510 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,875 What are darts? 511 00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:09,416 Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! 512 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,291 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 513 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:26,333 ♪ With the sweet, sweet, sweet sunshine ♪ 514 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,875 ♪ Ain't no fool ♪ 515 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:33,958 ♪ And it's time for me To take what's mine ♪ 516 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:37,083 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh ♪ 517 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:41,083 ♪ It's time ♪ 518 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,125 ♪ It's mine ♪ 519 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,875 ♪ All mine, yeah ♪ 520 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,375 ♪ Step aside ♪ 521 00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:56,458 ♪ Step aside ♪ 522 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,875 ♪ All my friends went to college ♪ 523 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:15,083 ♪ Then got jobs and kids and wives ♪ 524 00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:19,083 ♪ But I found peace in this guitar ♪ 525 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:22,541 ♪ Gonna play it till I die ♪ 526 00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,083 ♪ Still in love ♪ 527 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:29,041 ♪ With that sweet, sweet, sweet sunshine ♪ 528 00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:32,083 ♪ Ain't no fool ♪ 529 00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:35,833 ♪ And it's time for me To take what's mine ♪ 530 00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:38,833 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 531 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,333 ♪ It's time ♪ 532 00:25:45,666 --> 00:25:47,083 ♪ It's mine ♪ 533 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:51,583 ♪ All mine ♪ 534 00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:54,083 ♪ It's time ♪ 535 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:58,083 ♪ It's mine ♪ 536 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:01,416 - ♪ Step aside ♪