1 00:00:09,875 --> 00:00:13,583 - ♪Oh Mama, I can hear you a-crying ♪ 2 00:00:13,666 --> 00:00:16,416 ♪ You're so scared and all alone ♪ 3 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,166 Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! 4 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:21,291 ♪ The jig is up, the news is out ♪ 5 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:23,791 ♪ They've finally found me ♪ 6 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:26,041 - ♪ The renegade who had it made ♪ 7 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:28,458 ♪ Retrieved for a bounty… ♪ 8 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:31,750 What did I tell you? LeBron and Bronny. 9 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:35,166 - Dad, stop. Bronny's not even good. - He's a developmental talent. 10 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:36,083 Dad, seriously? 11 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:37,625 Fucking love this shit. 12 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:40,166 Three gladiators entering the Colosseum. 13 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,166 Yeah, feels good. 14 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,333 Praetorian Guard stands by. 15 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:44,708 Yeah, cool. 16 00:00:44,791 --> 00:00:48,375 What beasts will be let loose? What heroes will be made? 17 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:50,291 What's going on, Golden? You writing a book? 18 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:53,750 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. 19 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:55,541 Know what happens when you let the dogs slip? 20 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:57,208 - What's that? - People be asking… 21 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,291 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ 22 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:02,125 ♪ Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? ♪ 23 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:05,166 It's called Greek mythology, Hawk. You ought to do more reading. 24 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:07,125 That's a group called the Baha Men. 25 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,208 - ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪ 26 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:11,000 ♪ He's a golfer ♪ 27 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:13,666 ♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪ 28 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,833 {\an8}Welcome back to the beautiful Genesis Invitational 29 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:18,166 {\an8}on this gorgeous afternoon. 30 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:22,583 {\an8}And, Steve, have you ever seen a pairing as anticipated as what we're about to see? 31 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,291 {\an8}I cannot remember anything like it. 32 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,500 {\an8}You have the great Lonnie Hawkins teeing off 33 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:29,291 {\an8}for the first time on the PGA Tour in seven years, 34 00:01:29,375 --> 00:01:31,916 {\an8}playing against his own son, Lance Hawkins, 35 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,166 {\an8}and Golden Fisk, the man some say destroyed his confidence at the US Open. 36 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,833 {\an8}Notah, we are in for quite the show today. 37 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:40,916 {\an8}Let's get it to the first with Hally Leadbetter. 38 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:44,208 Thanks, Notah. Golden hit a massive drive 39 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:48,125 down the center of the fairway. He is absolutely relishing this pairing. 40 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,166 Now, this first tee shot will be a good test 41 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,458 to see if Lance Hawkins can handle the pressure. 42 00:01:55,541 --> 00:01:58,458 Got ahold of that one, but it is moving left. 43 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:03,291 Just caught the rough, but he should have a good angle onto the green from there. 44 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,625 - Moved your hand too much. - You're wearing a woman's shirt. 45 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:06,875 No, I'm not. 46 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:11,083 And now, the golf world has been waiting for this moment for seven years. 47 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:15,458 Hawkins fans may have noticed Lonnie made an 11th-hour change to his caddie 48 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:17,416 on the eve of his return to the PGA Tour. 49 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:20,250 - Hey, did you miss me, everybody? - Oh, we sure did! 50 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,833 Check out my whiz kid caddie, Gustavo, right here. 51 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:26,458 He's worth every penny. 52 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,625 - Gustavo! - Yeah. 53 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,208 What is going through his mind? 54 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:46,916 - ♪ It comes and it goes ♪ - 55 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:53,625 ♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪ 56 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:58,666 ♪ Feelings will show ♪ 57 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:03,083 ♪ So don't you ever abuse it ♪ 58 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:16,083 - He hit a rocket. It's hooking. - Go! Mashed potatoes! 59 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:20,583 In the rough right behind Lance. The crowds out here are going crazy. 60 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,375 Let's go, Lonnie! 61 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:26,000 Turned your hand too much. 62 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,041 I meant to. I wanna play right next to my offspring. 63 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,916 Hey, that is dangerous. Someone could get hurt. 64 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,833 Right, Gustavo. 65 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,833 I'm loving this guy. 66 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:39,208 Ay, pinche. 67 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,541 Sorry, excuse me. 68 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:46,166 Hey, Nat. 69 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:48,333 - Hey. - Hey, there you are. 70 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:49,916 - What's wrong? - Huh? Nothing. 71 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:50,875 - You good? - Yeah. 72 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:53,125 - You look stressed. - No, I don't get stressed. 73 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:54,916 Terrible for your endocrine system. 74 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,791 - Endo-crin. - It's endocrine, 100%. 75 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,958 Hey, Nat, Nat, Nat. Lance forgot his phone. 76 00:03:59,041 --> 00:04:02,416 - You know how he is without that phone. - Of course he forgot his phone. 77 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,916 - I know. - Okay, well, I'll go grab it. Where is it? 78 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,666 There in the hotel room. I can go grab it. Shoot me the keys. 79 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,333 No, it's all good. I got it. Where is it in the room? 80 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,333 That's the thing, he doesn't even know. He has a vague idea where he put it. 81 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:16,875 - Could be a bunch of different places. - I left my sunglasses by the pool anyway. 82 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,541 No problem. I can grab your sunglasses. I'm gonna go by the pool. 83 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:21,083 I'll be there fast. I'm gonna sprint. 84 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,833 I know the course better than you. I'm gonna go through the 8th hole-- 85 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:26,666 Jerry, if you run into Lance, let him know I'm going to grab his phone. 86 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,958 I'll be right back. Hold this. And Jerry… try to relax. 87 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:35,208 Yeah! I'm relaxed! I don't-- Don't even know what you're talking about. 88 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:39,833 Shit, shit, fucking shit. 89 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:40,916 Shit, fuck, shit. 90 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:46,083 How are we doing today? We doing good? Let me know if you need anything. Hello. 91 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,500 Okay, everybody has their drinks. 92 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,625 Oh God, I'm getting… I'm overwhelmed. 93 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:51,958 Well, he already has one. 94 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,708 Stacy, what did I tell you? 95 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:56,375 It's a good spot. 96 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:58,833 Oh yes, Anton, you are such a darling. 97 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:01,000 I really can't thank you enough for all of your help. 98 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,833 Oh, it's nothing. And like I told you, 99 00:05:02,916 --> 00:05:05,708 the golfers walk right by here on their turn to the 10th hole. 100 00:05:05,791 --> 00:05:07,833 Stacy, we're gonna sell out before 5:00. 101 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:11,125 It's gonna be fine. We'll have enough for the rest of the week. Don't worry. 102 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:15,416 Is that gentleman your significant other? 103 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,375 He's actually more like a traveling companion, really. 104 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:21,416 Oh. And may I ask how Lonnie feels about that? 105 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,916 - Oh… - Don't mean to pry. 106 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,833 No prying at all. Lonnie? 107 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:26,916 Uh, he's… Well… 108 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,708 I don't wanna say this too loud, but he's very jealous of Radford. Very. 109 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:33,125 As a matter of fact, he's gonna shit blood 110 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:36,125 when he sees me and Radford selling my beverage out here. 111 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:40,125 Stacy, official duty calls, but let me know if there's anything you need. 112 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:43,125 I will, Anton. Thank you so much again. 113 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,625 Of course. Of course. 114 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:46,750 Pull over up here, I need to urinate. 115 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:48,833 What did that snake want? 116 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:53,000 Oh well, he'd like to erase the image of his wife being pounded by Lonnie Hawkins, 117 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:55,000 but we know that's never gonna happen. 118 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:58,000 - You little vixen, you. - Ooh… 119 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,083 Radford, customers. 120 00:05:59,166 --> 00:06:02,208 {\an8}And, Notah, a multiple major winner leads the way right now. 121 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:04,916 {\an8}Absolutely, Steve. Justin Thomas leading the charge 122 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,250 {\an8}with five holes left to play in his opening round. 123 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,958 {\an8}Fisk off to a hot start, three under in his first four holes. 124 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:12,916 {\an8}Let's get it down to Hally at five. 125 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,500 {\an8}Notah, the Hawkins family has had a rocky start, with Lonnie doubling two 126 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:20,375 {\an8}and Lance needing to take a drop from a hazard on three. 127 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:22,083 He's got this for par. 128 00:06:23,541 --> 00:06:25,916 Your old man getting in your head? 129 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,625 Yeah, right, my head? You know what's inside my head? 130 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:29,541 What? 131 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:30,583 Just a 132 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:34,083 small little box the size of an M&M. 133 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:38,041 And inside that box is an even smaller box the size of a mini M&M. 134 00:06:38,125 --> 00:06:40,125 And inside that box is a handwritten note. 135 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:42,166 - You know what it says? - I don't know. 136 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,125 - "Fuck you." - Oh. 137 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:47,500 Shoot, I actually kinda like that. Write that down, Laszlo. 138 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:50,083 But, kid, you're gonna wanna keep in mind your dad, 139 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:53,250 he's two shots up after four holes. 140 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:56,000 - You understand that? - I understand. 141 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,458 Hey, you ever do the Dew? 142 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:01,416 I don't frequently do the Dew, but B-Dubs has the Dew. 143 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,708 I'll… I'll do the Dew when I have the urge. 144 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:07,916 Also, they have what's called a Radler, which is a brew and a Dew. 145 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,291 What are you talking about? 146 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,041 The Dew, at B-Dubs. 147 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,916 I get a traditional and boneless combo. 148 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Can't be beat. 149 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:16,208 Hey, let's maybe hit that after the round. 150 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:19,083 - Hit what? - B-Dubs. You gonna be like this all day? 151 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:20,875 - Like what? - A Debbie Downer. 152 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:22,750 I need to see some fun out of you. 153 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,291 Maybe put your hat on backwards or something. 154 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:27,458 I… I-- I am fun. 155 00:07:27,541 --> 00:07:28,875 That is not fun. 156 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:31,208 {\an8}Come on, come on. Break, break, break. 157 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:32,291 {\an8}- Oh! 158 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:33,458 Walk it off. 159 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,250 Great miss. You'll make it up on the next hole. 160 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,000 This motherfucker… 161 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 All right. 162 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:46,916 Outside the left. 163 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,375 Okay. Okay, this is what I'm talking about, okay? 164 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:52,083 I don't need you to help me putt. Just please stay back. 165 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:53,708 Let the Hawk take wing. 166 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,750 I told you, outside, left. 167 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:06,083 - When did you tell me? - I to… I told you. You said, "I got this." 168 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,458 Well, you see… You gotta get my attention. 169 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:10,333 You gotta, like, really… 170 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:13,125 You gotta almost grab me by the shoulders and shake me. 171 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:16,125 - Next time I will. - Or make it fun. Do a funny voice. 172 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,250 Golf. Four, six, five, three. 173 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:57,500 Shit. 174 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:01,541 Hawk. Four, two, nine, five. 175 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,125 Yeah, come on! 176 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,416 Come on! 177 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,958 Did you see that? 178 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,208 Just gorgeous. 179 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,375 I'm talking, like, perfect. 180 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:23,750 Like Dua Lipa in a white bikini on the beach in Cabo kind of perfect. 181 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:32,375 Jesus fucking Christ! 182 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,833 Lance, the Lord's name. 183 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:36,333 Oh my God, Carl, not today. 184 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,125 Hmm. 185 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:40,166 Okay. 186 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,250 Okay. 187 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,041 No, put the wedge back in the bag. Grab me the two iron. 188 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:47,208 You have a two iron? 189 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:48,833 Yeah, I have a two iron. 190 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:51,125 And put in that little book you've been writing all day 191 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:54,041 that Lonnie Hawkins smashed the ball through the woods 192 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,250 up on the green with a two iron. 193 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,458 That is impossible. 194 00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:58,666 Heh, maybe for you. 195 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,625 But you are not the mighty Hawk. 196 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,833 Caw caw! 197 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,833 You gotta let me cook, Gustavo. 198 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:14,125 If the Hawk could play normal golf the way he scrambles… 199 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:16,416 Fuck. 200 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:22,833 {\an8}And that's what he gives you. He's been inconsistent today, Notah. 201 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:25,666 {\an8}But only Lonnie Hawkins would even try that shot. 202 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:29,333 {\an8}Hey, Gustavo, what's Spanish for "eat shit"? 203 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:30,333 {\an8}Comer caca. 204 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:33,291 {\an8}Oh, comer caca, okay. I don't mean anything by that. 205 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:37,083 Golden Fisk is leading the way in this group 206 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,958 with Lonnie Hawkins four strokes behind him. 207 00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:43,166 Lance really struggling, but great bunker shot there. 208 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:47,458 Lonnie has this for birdie after that incredible shot from the trees. 209 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:03,791 Okay, he'll take a par after that tee shot. 210 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,833 - Just not your day, Lonnie. - Hey. Watch it, Fisk. 211 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:12,916 Sometimes you pet the Hawk and it turns out to be the Cougar. 212 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,750 All right. 213 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:18,333 Well, I was thinking more like a sloth or a… a kakapo. 214 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,833 - See, a kakapo, it's a flightless bird. - I know that. 215 00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:22,916 - It doesn't fly. Understand? - Yeah. I get that. 216 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,791 And to be honest, I was hoping for a little more grit 217 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,083 and fight out of the Hawkins family today. 218 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,041 You mind? I'm gonna tap this birdie in. 219 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:32,541 - I don't mind. - I hear they have books on etiquette. 220 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,791 - Yeah. I know. - You do? 221 00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,875 I wrote one. Golf Hawk-a-tit-tic. 222 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,333 Golf Hawk-tiquette? 223 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,500 - Hawk-tiquette. - Okay. 224 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,083 And by the way, you look fucking ridiculous in that shirt. 225 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,541 You're gonna be on SportsCenter. 226 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:45,083 - It's gonna be 'cause of that. - I'm gettin' a lotta compliments. 227 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,333 - You smoke Virginia Slims now too? - On occasion. 228 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,291 - Yeah. - Wine coolers, huh? 229 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,791 Come on, get the fuck out of here. Goddamn. 230 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,625 Yes. 231 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,916 I'm gonna hit the head. Try and find me a banana. 232 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,875 Lance, I'll join you. 233 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:02,458 I shoulda pissed in the woods, but there are too many cameras. 234 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,958 - Hey, Natalie, there you are. - Shut up, Jerry. 235 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,416 - Wait, are you going to find Lance? - Shut the fuck up, Jerry! 236 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,333 Okay. 237 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:13,291 - Wait. Hey, let me explain something. - Get your hands off me, you creep! 238 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,333 You fucking pervert! Fuck! 239 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:17,458 What? 240 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:21,166 Hey, hold on. No, hold on a second. Just let me tell you. 241 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,625 Can I explain something to you real quick, please? 242 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,083 - Lance! - Hey, buddy. 243 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,916 - Hey, Nat, where you been? - Hey! 244 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 - Yeah, found your phone, asshole. - Whoa. 245 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,833 Oh! 246 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,375 - Ow! Fuck. - Don't fucking talk to me ever again. 247 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:36,541 Don't text me, call me, don't send me dick pics like you did that other woman. 248 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,166 None of that shit! Just get the fuck out of my life, okay? 249 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,333 Yeah. Yeah, everybody, that's what he does. 250 00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:43,750 He sends dick pics all day long… 251 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,750 - Shit. - No, I don't. No. 252 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,375 …to all these different women! 253 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,125 Hell hath no fury, right, Carl? 254 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,375 What is dick pic? 255 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:54,958 Oh, and he owes half a million dollars to some guy named Preacher. 256 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,541 Nat, stop. 257 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,208 Bye, asshole! 258 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,041 Do you want your-- 259 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,458 - Move! Pervert! - Shit. 260 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,333 I've seen my fair share of golf… 261 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,916 Radford. I need you to hold down the fort, okay? 262 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,666 - Yeah. - I'm taking those. 263 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,666 I don't send dick pics all day. 264 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,791 No. Of course. Of course not. 265 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,791 I mean, she seemed crazy. You seemed super cool. 266 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:44,583 I mean, I'm sending a totally average, normal number of dick pics. 267 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:46,416 Just block it out. That's what we do. 268 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,875 That's the healthy thing to do. Block it out. 269 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,500 Nine to play. 270 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,583 Golden's making us look like a couple of amateurs. 271 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,166 So the question is are… 272 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,250 …you 273 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,750 a 274 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,375 pro 275 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,208 or 276 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:04,750 are 277 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,125 you 278 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,500 a amateur? 279 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,416 Okay, fuck off. 280 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,416 Hey, block it out. 281 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,875 Mmm! Shoot. 282 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,291 Wait. Natalie! 283 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,458 Natalie! 284 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:22,833 - Natalie. - What? 285 00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:23,958 Take a deep breath. 286 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:26,166 God, I feel so stupid. 287 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,166 You are stupid. 288 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,291 - How could I let this happen? - It's not your fault. 289 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,958 - He did all the right things! - Uh-huh. 290 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,708 - He said he loved me! We were engaged! - That's what they say. I know. 291 00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:36,375 He proposed to me, and I believed everything that he said! 292 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,750 - You're dumb. - Ugh! 293 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,708 Have one of these. 294 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,208 - God… - Lance is a real piece of shit, okay? 295 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,583 You did not deserve this. 296 00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:43,916 No woman ever does. 297 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,750 We were gonna be married. 298 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,541 I know, but isn't it great? 299 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,000 You got out! 300 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,541 You do not realize how lucky you are, Natalie. 301 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,083 I don't feel lucky. 302 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,666 Okay, see all those golfers? 303 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,416 All those little fuckers out there, they're all full-blown shits. 304 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,791 You think Lance cared about what happened? He doesn't give a shit about you. 305 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,416 You were one room in his brain 306 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,458 that he could shut the door on so he could play golf. You get it? 307 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:11,083 Listen to me, Natalie. This is the best day of your life, okay? 308 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,875 You may not realize it now, 309 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:15,625 but I promise you, Natalie, someday you will. 310 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,666 Why isn't this beverage in every supermarket in America? 311 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,833 That's very sweet. I don't know. 312 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,000 {\an8}Lonnie Hawkins has returned to the PGA Tour. 313 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:27,958 {\an8}How do we know? 314 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:31,041 {\an8}After what looked like a turnaround for both Lance Hawkins 315 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,666 {\an8}and Lonnie at the turn, 316 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,625 {\an8}the Hawk, Notah… let's just say he had a real Hawk moment. 317 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:37,208 {\an8}Well, you gotta be kidding me. 318 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:43,375 {\an8}On the 16th, he got into a shouting match with his own caddie, Gustavo Meyer, 319 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,541 {\an8}and Lonnie steals his yardage book, and the chase is on. 320 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,583 - You're sick. - No. 321 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,833 Get that book. You gotta jump higher than that. 322 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,416 - Let me have it. I want the book. - There you go. 323 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,333 - There's your book. - My father gave me that book! 324 00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:57,916 {\an8}Let me tell you, you can steal a caddie's wallet, 325 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,708 {\an8}but do not take their yardage book. 326 00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:02,125 - Want to play now? Here we go. - You don't want this. 327 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,958 - Okay. Here we go. - You don't wanna mess with the Hawk. 328 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:07,666 - What are you doing? - No one fights like that. 329 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,625 Here. What are you… Oh! 330 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:10,750 Yeah. 331 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,791 Oh, now you're going to pay. 332 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,250 - Oh! - You can't outrun the Cougar! 333 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,250 {\an8}There is something we rarely see in this sport, 334 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,791 {\an8}and despite all of that, 335 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:23,875 {\an8}he managed to claw his way into the top ten. 336 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:27,208 Lance Hawkins, meanwhile, struggled today to get it going. 337 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:31,291 Perhaps the pressure of playing alongside his father was more than he could handle. 338 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:32,875 Put on the WNBA All-Star game. 339 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,416 Hey. 340 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,750 Tough round out there today, huh? 341 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,875 Yeah, that was a fucking mess. 342 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,375 Dirk Ketchum, Tomorrow's Golf League. 343 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,083 What's that, like simulator golf? 344 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,541 Yeah, best in the world. 345 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,875 - Hmm! - Look, I'll cut to the chase. 346 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:49,333 Next week in Vegas, we're debuting some new features, 347 00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:52,666 and we had Tiger and Rory lined up, then Tiger dropped out. 348 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,500 So, uh, now we're stuck. 349 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,333 Look, I'm just not interested, okay? It's not real golf. 350 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,625 - Well, that's debatable. - Hmm. 351 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,041 Listen, there's a lot of money in this. 352 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:06,041 If… If you can, you know, talk your dad into playing against you. 353 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,625 You two are the hottest names in golf right now. 354 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:11,750 Buddy, my dad will never compete in simulator golf. 355 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:14,500 Okay? The guy still carries around a two iron in his bag. 356 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:15,458 Thank you. 357 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,166 Here. Take my card. 358 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,833 There's three million in it. 359 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,916 Winner take all. 360 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,125 Wait, did you say winner takes all? 361 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:29,750 Three million if I win? 362 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,625 TV deal's already in place, guaranteed. Network wants you two. 363 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,541 Uh, yeah. No, he'll… he'll do it. 364 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,125 I thought you said that he would never do it. 365 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,583 Oh, no, back… No, I said… 366 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:43,291 - I said he would "ever" do that. - What do you mean he would ever do that? 367 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:46,875 You know, opposite of never. It means anytime, anyplace, brother. 368 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,541 - I've never heard that. - People say that all the time. 369 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,041 So he would always do it? 370 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,458 Yeah, he would ever in a million years do that. 371 00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:56,333 It sounds so close to never. 372 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,041 Yeah. No, we're in. 373 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,458 - That's great. - Yeah. 374 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:01,916 - See you in Vegas. - Great news. 375 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,250 Lance, honey? Can I come in? 376 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,875 Lance. 377 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:21,875 Can you let me in? 378 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,583 Hi. 379 00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,333 You're having a little drink? 380 00:18:30,916 --> 00:18:33,291 - Yeah. So? - Well, you deserve it. 381 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:34,375 Do I? 382 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,958 I played like shit today. 383 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:38,208 Aw… Sorry about Natalie. 384 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,625 What happened to Natalie? 385 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,375 Oh, yeah, the whole… 386 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,625 Yeah, that was crazy, huh? 387 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,125 Yeah. 388 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:52,166 Listen, hon, we need to talk. 389 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,166 Your dad's beating you. 390 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,958 He's beating you bad, 391 00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,166 and we need to win. 392 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,708 I know, but he's good. 393 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,250 I can outdrive him, but I don't know if I can outplay him. 394 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,583 - Of course you can. - And the crowd loves him. 395 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,250 - He's funny. - You think he's funny? 396 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,958 - He's not funny. - He's kind of funny. 397 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,791 - You're funny. - I'm not funny. 398 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,833 Don't let that get in your head. Let me tell you this story. 399 00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:16,875 When you were a little boy, you were probably… five years old, 400 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:19,875 you made a complete golf course out of Legos. 401 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,833 Took you about a month to build. Do you remember that? 402 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:24,625 I have no recollection of this. 403 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:29,208 It had greens and little flags, and you built a cute little clubhouse, 404 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,125 and you waited for your daddy to come home to show him, 405 00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,791 and what did he do? 406 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,208 He came in after a loss, 407 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:40,291 and he saw that little golf course that you were so proud of, 408 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:43,875 and he kicked it to pieces, and he broke it all up, smashed it. 409 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,750 - He did? - He did. And see this? 410 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,375 This is all that's left. 411 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,416 He did that to my Legos? 412 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,208 Yep, and you were so upset. You were crying. 413 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,875 You go, "Daddy, no, no, please!" 414 00:19:57,958 --> 00:20:00,000 - And I said, "Lonnie, stop!" - What? 415 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,291 Oh my God, that monster. 416 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,166 Know who was there to clean up the mess? 417 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,333 You? 418 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,833 And you know who was there to rebuild the Legos? 419 00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:10,750 You. 420 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:15,375 He's never been there for you, Lance. I'm the only one who's been there for you. 421 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:20,250 So listen, I need you to block out all the bullshit going on in your life, 422 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:25,583 and I need you to go out there tomorrow and get revenge for this little Lego. 423 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,208 I'm gonna fucking kill him. 424 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,583 That's my boy. 425 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:41,125 Allison, I love what you did with your hair. That looks great. 426 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,500 Oh shit, that's good. 427 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:14,083 ♪ Say something, I'm giving up on you ♪ 428 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,208 ♪ I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you ♪ 429 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:34,791 ♪ Say something, I'm giving up on you ♪ 430 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,958 ♪ And I ♪ 431 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,458 ♪ Will swallow my pride ♪ 432 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,083 ♪ You're the one that I love ♪ 433 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:55,625 ♪ And I'm saying goodbye ♪ 434 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:56,541 God… 435 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,541 Oh, come on. 436 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:11,041 - My book is soggy. - I don't wanna see that book today. 437 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,791 Hey, last night I went to B-Dubs. 438 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,250 I had a traditional and boneless combo with a Mountain Dew. 439 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,166 You're an idiot. 440 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,750 You are not a good caddie. You've made my game worse. 441 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,541 I hope you shit the bed and don't make the cut. I want to go home. 442 00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:25,541 {\an8}Well, if I did shit the bed, it'd come out B-Dubs, traditional, boneless combo. 443 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,166 If you shit the bed, it's gonna come out protein bars, 444 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:32,416 and some dumb salad, celery, corn, radishes, chicken pot pie, probably. 445 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,875 - Vitamins. - I would hate to see your microbiomes. 446 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:36,291 Lonnie! 447 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:37,583 You're up. 448 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,208 Damn. 449 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,791 Lonnie Hawkins showed up this morning 450 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:44,416 with a pickle jar stuck on his hand. 451 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,791 He's gonna attempt to play 18 holes one-handed. 452 00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:50,875 {\an8} 453 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,125 Some trouble with the tee there. 454 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:56,666 Now he's giving his caddie some kind of look. 455 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,541 Is he calling his shot with the pickle jar? 456 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,041 Does he think he's Babe Ruth? 457 00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:08,291 {\an8}This'll be interesting. 458 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,375 Well struck, but… 459 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,625 - Son of a gun. - …well right. 460 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:29,791 Gonna get a Claussen endorsement. 461 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,583 You did this on purpose, didn't you? You knew I was gonna bury you, 462 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:36,583 so you put a pickle jar on your hand because you were scared. 463 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,583 I'm out here playing. I'm not running away. 464 00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:41,000 Yeah? Your little tricks, they don't work on me. 465 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:43,166 Okay? You shouldn't have kicked my Legos. 466 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,791 Your son hates you too. 467 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:48,375 Everybody hates you. 468 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:49,583 Everybody. 469 00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:55,958 Day two in the books at the Genesis, 470 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:59,041 {\an8}a day that saw Lance Hawkins surge to the top of the leaderboard 471 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,375 {\an8}with Golden Fisk right on his heels, 472 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:04,958 {\an8}and a day that also saw Lonnie Hawkins a little pickled 473 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:08,583 {\an8}after being disqualified for unauthorized equipment use. 474 00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,666 {\an8}Steve, let's talk about Lance first. 475 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,000 {\an8}Notah, I have never seen a golfer more locked in. 476 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,666 {\an8}He was playing like someone stole his ice cream out there. 477 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,458 {\an8}And on the other side, what's to say? 478 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:20,708 {\an8}Pure Lonnie. That's why they show up, that's why they love him. 479 00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:24,583 {\an8}But if he doesn't play to the level that got him back into the PGA Tour, 480 00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:27,666 {\an8}he will never get another shot at the US Open. 481 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:33,166 Where you going? 482 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:37,875 I'm gonna probably go see a doctor or a welder or a glassblower 483 00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:39,666 to deal with this jar situation. 484 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,666 Why? Jar's your best friend. 485 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:42,583 How's that? 486 00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:43,958 Oh, cut the shit, Dad. 487 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:46,041 We both know this jar is just an excuse. 488 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:47,125 It's not stuck. 489 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,708 It is stuck. I spent all night long trying to get it off. 490 00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,500 There's absolutely-- Wow. 491 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,250 Look at that, it's a miracle. 492 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:58,000 Stop pretending. Just admit it, you can't face me on a golf course. 493 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,333 I can face you on any golf course there is. 494 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,750 - Really? - Yeah. 495 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,083 Well, I'm playing in Vegas next week. 496 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:07,416 If you think you can beat me… why don't you come out? 497 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,458 PGA Tour's in Dallas next week. 498 00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:13,250 Yeah, this is TGL. 499 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:14,458 Electronic golf? 500 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:16,625 - Oh yeah. - Don't make me laugh. 501 00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,125 Yeah, that's what I thought. 502 00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,333 I guess it's true what they say! 503 00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:25,541 Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls! 504 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,708 I got balls to spare, young man. 505 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:30,208 I got more balls than I know what to do with. 506 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:32,625 I'm not afraid of video golf. I'll see you in Vegas. 507 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:34,750 I'm gonna bring all my balls, all two of 'em. 508 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:35,791 Sounds good. 509 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,208 Ugh. 510 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:43,000 That pickle's loaded with finger sweat. 511 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,458 Just letting you know. 512 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:46,000 Mmm… 513 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:47,708 I like that. 514 00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:49,625 No, you don't. 515 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,333 I'll see you in Vegas. 516 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,583 - I'll see you in Vegas. - Good. 517 00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:54,583 - Good. - Good. 518 00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:55,625 - Good. - Great. 519 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:02,750 ♪ Make the world go away ♪ 520 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:10,541 ♪ And get it off my shoulders ♪ 521 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:17,041 ♪ Say the things you used to say ♪ 522 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:24,291 ♪ And make the world go away ♪ 523 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:31,041 ♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪ 524 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:39,041 ♪ I'll make it up day by day ♪ 525 00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:46,041 ♪ Just say you love me like you used to ♪ 526 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:53,041 ♪ And make the world go away ♪ 527 00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:59,541 ♪ Make the world go away ♪ 528 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:07,041 ♪ And get it off my shoulders ♪ 529 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:14,291 ♪ Say the things you used to say ♪ 530 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:21,041 ♪ And make the world go away ♪