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♪ Let's spin the wheel
Let's feed the slots ♪
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♪ Let's bet it all on what we've got ♪
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♪ Oh, let's ignore… ♪
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I'll be in the car here,
behind the hotel with a change of clothes.
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Check. Change of clothes. Smart.
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You'll enter here, through the service
entrance like you're starting your shift.
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- Genius.
- You get in the elevator…
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- You drew us in an elevator?
- So?
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With music? I'm the fat one?
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- I have cankles.
- No, that's just for contrast.
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- Kick-ass drawing.
- Thank you. Sorry I didn't bring my oils.
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Moving on.
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You kick down the door,
take control, get the cash, get out.
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- That's fucking perfect.
- Come on.
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Earl, are you hearing this shit?
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Yeah. I colored it.
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Why am I fatter in this picture?
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'Cause there's more stress
in this situation.
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- ♪ They call him the Hawk! ♪
- ♪ Hawk! ♪
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♪ He's a golfer ♪
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♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪
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- Mr. Hawkins.
- Yeah.
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- Dirk Ketchum, TGL.
- Oh, right. Hey.
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Thank you so much again
for doing this at the last second.
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- Sure.
- You're gonna love the experience.
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- Did my son get in?
- He got in last night.
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Whoa! What the hell is that?
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Oh, that is a 1957 Isetta.
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{\an8}If you win the tournament,
you can drive it home.
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- Can I get inside?
- You know, uh… Yeah, why not?
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- Yeah.
- Go for it.
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- Look at that.
- Yeah.
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- Wait, how do you get inside?
- Uh…
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Allow me, sir.
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No way!
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No way!
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- Yeah.
- Did you know it opened like that?
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I did, actually. Yeah.
That's kinda what makes it special.
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Here we go.
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Oh my God. I feel like I'm in The Jetsons.
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♪ I'm driving to my job
At H&R Block ♪
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♪ And I love math… ♪
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Uh, Lonnie? We gotta go.
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I get a watch with the car too?
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Yeah, we gotta…
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Oh, we gotta… Oh, okay.
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We gotta… Okay.
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Um…
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How does it…
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- Uh, just one second, sir.
- What's happening?
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- It's not opening.
- What's wrong? Hey, I'm stuck!
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Break a window or something!
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Get me oxygen! I'm stuck in here!
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I'm an American citizen, goddamn it!
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You see that
Thunder Down Under show is on here?
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That'd be hilarious
if we went to that.
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What?
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I don't want to die!
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I'm still alive!
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Quick win, and then back to the jet.
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- Yep.
- Wait, hold up.
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- I have arachnophobia!
- Yo, is that your pops? What's he doing?
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Oh, this is gonna be so good.
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Hell yeah. Easy three mil, baby.
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Ignore him. Ignore him.
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Lance? Lance! There's my son!
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Jaws of life, Lance! Get the jaws of life!
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- Oh my God.
- There you go.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
Why would you ask if I'm okay?
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Of course I'm okay.
It's really comfortable in there.
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Super roomy, yeah.
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What a fun day.
You guys ready for some video golf?
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Yeah, all right!
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Lonnie, we have your credentials here.
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Could you give me like five minutes?
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- Right now?
- Grab me an iced tea? I just…
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- Ahh! Ooh!
- Oh, Jesus!
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah.
- Do you need a doctor?
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- Yeah, I'm okay. Why do you keep asking?
- You got your hand slammed…
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Is that what happened?
I didn't even notice.
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Hi, there, and welcome
to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada and TGL.
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{\an8}I am Matt Barrie. What a match
we have in store for you tonight.
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For that, we go down to the turf
and Roger Steele.
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Hey, Lance.
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How cool is this, huh? Isn't this crazy?
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What'd you do to your hand now?
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Is that a PAW Patrol Band-Aid?
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Yeah, it's a PAW Patrol Band-Aid.
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- Never mind. I don't want to know.
- I smashed it in that crazy car out there.
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Yeah, is that your excuse?
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Why would I need an excuse?
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Just wait.
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God, these lasers.
It's… It's like it's my bar mitzvah.
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We're not supposed to talk,
supposed to just walk through.
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I've always wanted a bar mitzvah.
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Two titans of the sport!
Two men who know each other well!
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Fresh off his win
at the Phoenix Open, Lance Hawkins!
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And playing against Lance,
he's a golf legend,
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three-time major winner,
Lonnie "The Hawk" Hawkins!
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Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!
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One-man teams today, head-to-head.
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The winner is going home
with three million dollars.
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The loser goes home with nothing.
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Are you ready to play some TGL golf?
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Look, I'm ready.
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I don't know about
this old dinosaur over here.
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Ouch! Coming in hot. Lonnie?
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Well, this old dinosaur
might turn out to be a velociraptor.
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And you know what they say
about velociraptors.
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They can't hold a golf club,
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but they sure as hell
can rip your dick off.
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When we come back, the first tee!
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Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!
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That was great, calling me a dinosaur.
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You really got the crowd going.
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I'm not fucking around, Dad.
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Son, never play golf angry.
It'll hurt your game.
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Let's have some fun.
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I'll play however I want to play.
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All right?
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You're done.
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Prepare to be humiliated.
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Okay, that's not fun.
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Can't spell "fun" without "F-U."
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True.
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My goodness,
what a start for Lance Hawkins.
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He just ripped a drive 320 yards
down the center of the fairway.
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Good shot.
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{\an8}Big question now,
what does Dad have in the tank?
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Get in the hole!
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425, that's how it's done.
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What?
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225? What the fuck?
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Who's running the technology? China?
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- Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!
- Huh? Who's running the tech?
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That's more like it.
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- Hawk. Hawk. Hawk. Hawk.
- Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!
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Hawk.
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It's your standard boilerplate
rev-share agreement.
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I think you'll find the terms
very favorable.
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It's good, Stacy. I want in.
I want a piece of Teed Off.
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Right. What makes you think I'd be
interested in getting involved with you?
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It's a great product, all right?
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It's just been mismanaged.
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We did some testing.
Lance is not connecting
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as the face of your product.
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His scores were very low.
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Very low.
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Women 18 to 34
described him as "low energy,
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boring, non-fuckable."
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Oh, shit.
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He just doesn't give off the fun, carefree
lifestyle you get with a Golden Fisk.
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And what about Mike's Hard Lemonade?
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- We have that covered.
- Look, I love Mike's.
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Mike's has been very good to me.
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But I know that there's a path forward
that might make everyone happy.
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I mean, of course, I'm interested.
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But it is a little complicated
because we're talking about my own son.
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I can't just toss him aside.
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I'll tell you what Golden Senior told me.
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You get one shot at hitting the big time.
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And that's it. Think about it.
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Golden Fisk
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and Teed Off.
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It's just good business.
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Ow!
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Even though he seems to be
in some sort of pain,
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Lonnie Hawkins has managed
to turn this game around.
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Just swing as hard
as you can, come on.
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Come on, Lance. Come on, Lance.
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Hawk! Hawk!
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Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!
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Come on.
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No, no, no, no…
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God… damn it!
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{\an8}I've gotta tell you, I've seen some things
in TGL before after nine holes,
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{\an8}but this is absolutely unbelievable.
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Lonnie Hawkins has a commanding lead
over his son, Lance,
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who seems to have imploded
and has 170 yards to the pin.
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Loosen up, kid. You're playing angry.
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- Remember, it's a game.
- Not to me, asshole.
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Did I kill your dog or something?
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Hey. Just play, okay?
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Just shut the fuck up and play.
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Ooh! Felt good.
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Except for my hand.
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- ♪ Ah, bang, bang ♪
- Whoo!
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Video golf. I always loved video golf.
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♪ Ah, bang, bang ♪
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Agh, I hate video golf.
I've always said it's not real golf.
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And… it's in the lava.
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Why is there lava?
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Of course I'm good at this.
I was good at Centipede!
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- ♪ Ah, bang, bang ♪
- ♪ Girl, if you like what you see ♪
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♪ And you want to be with me ♪
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♪ Baby, shoot me
With your love gun ♪
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You want, like,
a protein bar or something?
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Just… Just… Just shut up.
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Just… Just play.
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Do you have one?
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Agh! I hate this game.
I hate everyone who plays it.
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♪ …on the trigger
When you pull it back, I'll figure ♪
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♪ That now you're ready for the fire ♪
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♪ Fire ♪
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That's how it's done.
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Ah!
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Ooh…
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♪ Gimme a shot ♪
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♪ Of your love gun ♪
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♪ Fire me up, girl ♪
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♪ And we'll have big fun ♪
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♪ Gimme a shot… ♪
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This is really unbelievable.
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Lonnie Hawkins, the blast from the past,
the Hawk, whatever you want to call him,
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has come here to Las Vegas, and he has won
the three-million-dollar Vegas challenge.
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Hawk! Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!
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What a fucking asshole.
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Christine, you're being very immature.
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Yeah, my man! How'd you do?
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I don't want to talk about it, Jerry.
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All right.
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Ordered some salmon for you.
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It's broiled.
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You kicked his ass, though, right?
Whoa, okay.
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All right. You want me to order up
some brewskis and celebrate a little bit?
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I may need to dip
into the Jerry fund again.
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Just got myself into a bit of a bind
with some people, you know?
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My son should be happy
to have me as a dad.
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I'm a professional golfer.
Probably the best in the world.
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- Yeah?
- I own my own bus outright.
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- Oh.
- I don't get it.
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My son yells at me all the time.
"Stop going to the club!"
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I like T&A as much as the next guy.
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I should go talk to him.
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You should go to the doctor.
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And you should go to the club.
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Oh, hey, Lonnie, not a great time.
We're in debrief mode right now--
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Fuck off, Jerry.
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Hey, what's your deal?
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Leave me alone, Dad.
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Come on, Lance. You played like shit.
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You're way better than that.
What's going on?
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- You want to know what's going on?
- I do.
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You really want to know
what's going on? That!
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- What's that?
- Yeah, of course.
248
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- You don't even remember.
- What are you talking about?
249
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,833
- When I was five…
- Yeah?
250
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:33,250
I built a Lego golf course,
and I worked really, really hard on it.
251
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:36,541
And then you came home one day,
and you smashed it to pieces.
252
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,041
- What?
- Dick.
253
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,166
- You didn't have any Legos.
- Yeah, I did.
254
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,875
I wasn't about to buy my own son
a bunch of Legos.
255
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,375
I didn't want you to grow up
to be half a fag.
256
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,375
- Whoa.
- Keep in mind, this is the early 2000s.
257
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,333
Homosexuality was a… was a new thing.
258
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,833
- We knew very little about it.
- I don't know…
259
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:56,625
But then scientists and professors
and makeup artists got together.
260
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,291
- And we figured it all out.
- What?
261
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:01,541
And here's the good news,
and this goes for you especially, Jerry.
262
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,083
It's okay to be a homosexual.
263
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:06,000
I would not care if you were in love
with another man, Jerry.
264
00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:09,041
- I'd celebrate it.
- That's not what's going on here.
265
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,333
Is there a point here?
266
00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,750
You didn't have any Legos.
267
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,916
Then what is this?
268
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,416
Well, it looks like Groot.
269
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,708
Yeah, you broke it.
270
00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:20,666
- I broke Groot when you were 5 years old?
- Yep!
271
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:24,541
Guardians of the Galaxy
wasn't in theaters till 2014.
272
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,250
Well…
273
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,791
Give me that.
274
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,208
Look, I'm telling you.
275
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:36,875
I wouldn't have messed with your Groot.
It's just not something I would do.
276
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,291
That's not your Lego.
277
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,791
- So she just lied to me?
- Who lied?
278
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,041
Why would she lie?
279
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:45,125
Oh.
280
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:48,208
She just made that whole thing up?
281
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:51,916
Son, I probably should have
told you this more when you were a kid,
282
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,708
but it's not really something
dads are real good at.
283
00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:57,083
But, uh… I'll give it a go here.
284
00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,875
I want you to know…
285
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,083
your mother's a world-class bitch.
286
00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:08,750
She loves you to death, but she'll
try anything to get me to eat shit.
287
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,208
- I played mad today.
- Yeah, you did.
288
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,250
Hey, guys, I'm gonna
hop in here real quick.
289
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,375
Lancey, it's getting pretty deep.
Why don't we get our sport psychologist?
290
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,083
He'd want to be a part of all this.
291
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,083
- Dude, shut the fuck up.
- Eat shit, Jerry.
292
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,125
- Yup, yup.
- God!
293
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,291
Son, you're a ball of stress right now.
294
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,041
Sometimes you need to step away
and blow off some steam.
295
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,625
You told me to bottle up my steam
and use it as fuel and run on those fumes!
296
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,583
Okay. Look, we're in Vegas!
297
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:36,541
Come on.
Let's go have a dinner. Have a little fun.
298
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:37,708
What about your hand?
299
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:39,708
What about my hand? I think I broke it.
300
00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:42,083
- I think I broke it.
- Did you wrap that yourself?
301
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,791
- Looks like it's getting worse.
- I did. Look at that.
302
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,708
- Yeah.
- It's pretty good. I'm really proud of it.
303
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:49,500
I think you should see a doctor.
304
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:53,541
What's a doctor gonna do?
Come on. I don't wanna listen to some guy
305
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,083
tell me about his speedboat,
pump me full of Tylenol.
306
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,333
Don't take Tylenol, right?
307
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:01,666
The important thing right now is that
I want to have a steak dinner with my son.
308
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:06,583
I guess I could eat.
309
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:08,750
- You got to eat, right, Jerry?
- I mean--
310
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,208
- Shut the fuck up, Jerry!
- You just asked me.
311
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,833
- Fuck it, why not?
- Yeah, fuck it!
312
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,958
Jerry, take care of those funds
I asked about.
313
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,041
- Jerry.
- Hey…
314
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,208
Eat shit!
315
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,416
- Nah, I…
- Yeah!
316
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,833
Better than advertised, huh?
317
00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:38,958
Not bad.
318
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:42,875
Gosh. This used to be
me and Old Henry's favorite place.
319
00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:45,666
- The Amber Ox, really?
- Yeah.
320
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,958
Okay, here we go.
321
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:51,041
The greatest show in Vegas!
322
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,375
Liberace, eat your own butthole out.
323
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,250
What?
324
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,416
I'm from the early 2000s, so…
325
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,666
Mr. Hawkins, a pleasure as always.
What are we thinking for tonight?
326
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,541
Uh, I think we're gonna start with
a Caesar salad, then two prime ribs.
327
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:10,083
- I was actually gonna do the branzino…
- Diamond cut, medium rare.
328
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,083
Uh, maybe some thrice-baked potatoes,
fries, mushrooms.
329
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,333
- That's probably good.
- Oh, oh! Onion rings.
330
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,875
- Maybe a little au jus.
- I don't need any of that.
331
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,958
- Let's get some Crab Louie.
- That's good.
332
00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:22,458
Shrimp cocktail.
Couple orders of creamed spinach.
333
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:24,333
- A couple?
- Yeah. I wanna take some home.
334
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,750
A lava cake. Finish with a lava cake.
335
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:29,208
Clarence, do me a favor,
if you could cut my meat.
336
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,833
Oh…
337
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:33,416
No, don't give me that look.
That's not a euphemism.
338
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,750
No. Broke my hand on a one-armed bandit.
339
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,666
Of course, sir. Of course.
340
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,416
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah…
341
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,416
Fun, right?
342
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,708
Still can't believe you beat me
with a broken hand.
343
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:46,333
Well, you were mad. You can't play mad.
344
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:49,500
Listen, I know you don't drink a lot,
but let's get a bottle of wine.
345
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,500
Right?
346
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,958
Something to go with the meat.
Something savory.
347
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,208
- Yeah, I could do a red.
- There we go. Okay.
348
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,666
I like that. I never do red. Hey.
349
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,958
We would love one of your finest…
350
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,583
No. No, no, not your finest.
351
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,041
No, one of the finest.
352
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:08,166
Okay, yeah, one of your finest
Pinot Noirs from the Willamette Valley.
353
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,625
Beautiful. Thank you.
354
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,291
So…
355
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,500
how is… mmm…
356
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:17,875
Denise?
357
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:19,833
- Denise?
- The lady.
358
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,333
The woman you're engaged to. The girl.
359
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,500
- Natalie.
- Fuck! Natalie.
360
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,708
We broke up. Remember? You were there.
361
00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:28,916
- Natalie.
- Remember she screamed at me?
362
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,375
- Yeah.
- In front of everyone.
363
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,125
- Boy, did she ever.
- Yeah, it was all over SportsCenter.
364
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,500
Yeah, I'm sorry.
365
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:35,625
I'm sorry.
366
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,875
By the way, I won three million dollars
and a tiny car with a broken hand.
367
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,916
Oh, great. Thank you for the reminder.
368
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,708
You're a Hawkins, son. Hey, you're gonna
have to be better than me to beat me.
369
00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:49,458
- You're not counting today, are you?
- I'm counting today.
370
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,625
It's not real golf. It's video game golf.
371
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:54,041
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah. Yeah, you said so yourself.
372
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,875
By the way… it's not fucking real golf.
373
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,000
Well, listen.
374
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,583
I know you're going through some shit.
375
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,333
I just want you to know,
golf at this level,
376
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:05,791
it can fuck with your mind.
377
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,125
You got to remember, just block it out.
378
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,375
Block it out. Yeah.
379
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,416
Okay?
380
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,666
No, I have…
381
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:16,166
my own ways of… dealing with stress.
382
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,958
Oh, yeah, okay.
383
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,916
Yeah, there's a lot of ways
to deal with stress.
384
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,166
Where's that wine at?
385
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:34,791
What?
386
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,916
Is this thing even street-legal?
387
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,500
Of course it is.
388
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,750
Get in. I'll give you a lift back
to the hotel. Be careful. She bites.
389
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,166
No. No. I'll take a Lyft.
390
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,916
All right. Don't make it a late night.
All right, son?
391
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,250
Yes, sir.
392
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:53,708
All right. Well, I had fun.
I don't know about you.
393
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,333
I told you, that was fun,
that it was gonna be fun.
394
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,375
Hey, maybe in the morning we grab
breakfast before I got to take off.
395
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,291
I'm down. I'll be right behind you.
396
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,000
Okay. See you, son.
397
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,375
- Hey.
- Oh. Hey, Lonnie. Um…
398
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,291
- Lance isn't in right now, so…
- Oh.
399
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,541
We were gonna grab breakfast
before I had to take off.
400
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,125
Oh! Well, he's not here, so…
401
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,458
Hey, well, hold on.
Do you know where he went?
402
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:31,291
- Who, Lance?
- Yeah.
403
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:35,500
Yeah, yeah, no. He said, uh…
He just went out to get some, uh, twine.
404
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,000
Come again?
405
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:41,375
- Yeah, it's like, ball of twine, I think?
- Are you saying "twine"?
406
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,083
- A ball of twine?
- Yeah, twine. I don't know if he's fixing…
407
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,000
What's fucking wrong with you, Jerry?
408
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,250
- What's going on?
- Wait!
409
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,708
- Whoa.
- I didn't do it.
410
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,958
- I didn't see…
- Where… Where's Lance, Jerry?
411
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,958
- I don't know.
- What do you mean, you don't know?
412
00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:01,416
Here's the thing. We were here,
and some guys came up, and then more guys,
413
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,208
and then some women, and then
this place was full, and I was like,
414
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:07,000
"Lance, we gotta shut this down!"
He's like, "Shut the fuck up, Jerry!"
415
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:10,083
I was like, "Okay," but I turned around
and he was gone, and I can't find him.
416
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,416
And I know it's my responsibility,
and I looked everywhere.
417
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,666
I looked in the casino,
I looked in the bar, and I can't…
418
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:18,041
- Mr. Hawkins, he's just gone. I can't--
- Just slow down. Slow down, Jerry.
419
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,625
Slow down.
420
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,666
I just…
421
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,583
- I think he's in trouble.
- Trouble?
422
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:26,375
Yeah. He owes a lot of money
to some bad people.
423
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,250
Like, a lot of money.
And don't tell him I said that, okay? I…
424
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,666
Hey!
425
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,500
Have you seen my son?
426
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,166
Why? Have you seen mine?
427
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,958
- Is the melon not ripe enough, dear?
- Sorry, what's that?
428
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,958
The melon. You haven't touched your melon.
429
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,791
- Oh, I had a bite of biscuit.
- Hmm.
430
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:58,000
Well, I thought
the honeydew was very sweet.
431
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,125
You know when you cut open
a honeydew sometimes,
432
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,291
and the flesh doesn't seem quite ripe?
433
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,583
Well, it's what I imagine--
434
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,458
What?
435
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,041
Hey, Stacy, how you doing?
436
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,666
- What do you want?
- Oh, I'm good, thank you.
437
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,750
Uh, I broke my hand.
438
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:15,291
- No biggie. But I won the tournament.
- Uh-huh.
439
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,416
I'm in Vegas.
440
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,833
Remember all the good times
we had in Vegas?
441
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:20,416
Céline Dion.
442
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,250
Gallagher.
443
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:26,291
- But, uh, where are you?
- What the fuck do you want, Lonnie?
444
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,458
I can't find Lance!
445
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,750
I can't find him.
446
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:32,833
What?
447
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:34,000
He's for sure dead.
448
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:37,958
He's just a cold corpse
out there somewhere on the 15.
449
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,458
Also, your son
has a substance abuse problem.
450
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:43,500
If he is indeed still alive.
I don't know, I don't know!
451
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,958
Okay, listen to me.
I'll be there in five hours.
452
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:48,083
Lonnie, I swear to God,
if this is bullshit,
453
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,583
I'm gonna cut your nuts off
and feed them to the dogs.
454
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,541
Do you hear me?
455
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,833
I do. As you should.
456
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,708
And I will cut my nuts off for you.
457
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,333
Thank you. So good to hear your--
458
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,166
We're going to Vegas.
459
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,208
Oh! Sin City, here we come!
460
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,666
So, how was your flight?
461
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:10,500
Radford, didn't you tell me you know
the man who owns the Sapphire Palm?
462
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,000
My hand? It's probably broken.
463
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,750
It's a real estate trust, dear.
But I do know the CEO.
464
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,625
- Lonnie, this car's cute as a bug.
- It's a funny story.
465
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:21,666
Think you can get ahold of that CEO and
ask if we can look at security footage?
466
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,291
- Not funny "ha ha."
- Gooby Dunbar? Of course.
467
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,333
Funny interesting.
468
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:27,791
We went to Vanderbilt,
so Gooby will do anything for me.
469
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,166
This hurt like a Mother of Guadalupe.
470
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,125
I self-diagnosed it. I shook it.
471
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,333
I shook my hand next to my ear.
I didn't hear any broken bones.
472
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:38,625
- Due to the baggage, I can't get my phone.
- I did my own dressing on this.
473
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,875
Lonnie, nobody wants
to hear about this now.
474
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,875
Look at that.
Can you tell a doctor didn't do that?
475
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,750
Okay, what are we looking for?
476
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,916
Yeah, that kid. Where's he going?
477
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,208
This won't be very hard.
478
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,500
Lance…
479
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:58,291
Oh my God, Lance. What are you doing?
480
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:01,416
- Looks like he's with a bunch of hookers.
- They could be cheerleaders.
481
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,250
This is a nightmare.
482
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,625
He knows how to fight. Just like his dad.
483
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:10,416
Oh my God. Oh my God.
484
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,166
Ow! Get him back!
485
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,333
Probably said something
to one of the prostitutes. Don't ya think?
486
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:17,333
Boom! Yeah.
487
00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,625
This is hard to watch.
488
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,083
I could watch these monitors for hours.
489
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:23,166
This is like a great mystery.
490
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,916
What is he doing? What? Where is he going?
491
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,625
Do you know the name of that valet?
492
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:33,208
Oh, sure. I remember him. Uh, the golfer.
493
00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:34,916
- Yeah.
- Well, where'd he go?
494
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,250
Well, he was looking for
a high-stakes game.
495
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,083
- And?
- I told him about some action downtown.
496
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,083
- Uh, where?
- Yeah.
497
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,708
That's gonna cost you.
498
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:49,458
Listen. How about I rip your dick off
as a souvenir instead?
499
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:52,500
Yeah, she will do that.
She loves tchotchkes, little collectibles.
500
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:56,458
She'll take your cock and balls and
probably put them in a little Lucite case.
501
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,250
She'll probably do special lighting.
502
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,291
It's true.
The woman's a natural-born collector.
503
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:05,041
The game's at the Desmond Hotel. Room 706.
504
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:08,833
When you get to the door,
say, "What's up, fuckface?"
505
00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:10,916
"What's up, fuckface?" Yeah, okay.
506
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,583
- We gotta go.
- Thank you.
507
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:17,416
♪ Iced-out, two chains
Gold, but no titty, boy ♪
508
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,875
♪ Northside of that motherfuckin' Arch
We from the City, boy ♪
509
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,125
All in.
510
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:37,333
No, come on.
511
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,625
You don't like it? Fold.
512
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,250
This fucking guy…
513
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,375
750 to you.
514
00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:53,000
Zev, give me another 300K.
515
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,375
Eh… you're in pretty deep, kid.
516
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:02,625
So what? Come on.
I got Pebble Beach coming up.
517
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:05,500
Top ten finish guaranteed. Come on, Zev.
518
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:08,583
You know I'm good for it.
Come on. We're holding up the game.
519
00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:11,958
Hey, I win this hand…
520
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:15,333
Cirque du Soleil on me.
That shit's fucking crazy.
521
00:24:15,416 --> 00:24:18,166
You seen that? They go…
522
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,500
There we are.
523
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,916
Thank you, chip lady.
524
00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:25,916
Call.
525
00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:33,666
Boom! You got nothing, dude.
526
00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,208
You're going all in
with a king and a queen?
527
00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:38,500
Triple aces, baby!
528
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:39,750
Mm! Mm! Mm!
529
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:41,000
I got the straight.
530
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,541
What?
531
00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:44,291
No, you don't. No.
532
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,458
No…
533
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,625
- 706!
- Okay. Okay. Listen up.
534
00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:51,875
Let's just be calm, reasonable.
535
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,875
Nobody lose their shit. I got it.
536
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,708
Okay.
537
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,666
Yeah?
538
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,750
What's up, fuckface?
539
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:03,875
The fuck you say?
540
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:06,166
I knew it! That little prick!
541
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,916
Lance?
542
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Mom?
543
00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:10,583
- Dad?
- Oh! Tony Hawk?
544
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:11,791
- No.
- You're Tony Hawk!
545
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,250
- I'm not.
- Yes, you are!
546
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,166
- No.
- You can't bullshit me.
547
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:17,500
Come on. I'm Lonnie "The Hawk" Hawkins.
548
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,666
See? "Hawk!"
549
00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,083
I'm the Tony Hawk of golf.
550
00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:24,916
I mean, we are spiritually intertwined.
I know what an ollie is.
551
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Look, man.
552
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:31,041
Tony Hawk has a whole
skateboard empire to run, so I wouldn't--
553
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:32,375
he wouldn't be in Vegas.
554
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:33,916
But…
555
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,625
At an illegal poker game.
556
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,000
I don't follow.
557
00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:39,250
Yes! Oh, I got ya.
558
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,625
Okay. I got ya.
559
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,208
What the fuck is going on?
560
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,833
Well, good morning, first of all.
Everything's cool. I'm a PGA Tour player.
561
00:25:45,916 --> 00:25:48,916
- You're all in very safe hands.
- Let's go, honey. We're leaving.
562
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:49,958
- Mom--
- Let's go!
563
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,041
- Nobody's going anywhere!
- Whoa…
564
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,750
There's a financial situation
that needs to be resolved.
565
00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:57,250
It's a matter of about
1.8 million dollars.
566
00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:59,708
- Give or take a couple thousand.
- Zev, come on, man.
567
00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:03,916
When it comes to honoring one's debts,
I take that very seriously.
568
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Stop! Look, uh, I've got the money.
569
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:07,541
I'll… uh… uh, I'll pay it.
570
00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:10,083
Okay? That is a guarantee
from Lonnie Hawkins.
571
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,125
That is a promise.
572
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:13,958
He can definitely pay you, okay?
He's an amazing golfer.
573
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,000
Yeah. Wait, do you really feel that way?
574
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:18,458
I know that I am,
but I've never heard you express that.
575
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:22,083
Mom! Dad! I don't want your money, okay?
576
00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:26,000
I have this situation under control.
Like, does it look like I need help?
577
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:26,916
Just pay the man!
578
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,583
Someone better get me my money or
I'm blowing his hand right the fuck off.
579
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,166
Okay, nobody fucking move!
580
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,583
Put your watches and your wallets
on the table!
581
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:36,541
Oh, shit!
582
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,666
- Oh, dear.
- Everybody's got guns.
583
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,958
What the fuck? Is that Tony Hawk?
584
00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:45,166
No!
585
00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:46,875
Sam?
586
00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:49,333
Lonnie?
587
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:56,375
♪ I've got a tiger by the tail
It's plain to see ♪
588
00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:01,208
♪ I won't be much
When you get through with me ♪
589
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:05,875
♪ Well, I'm a-losing weight
And a-turning mighty pale ♪
590
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:11,208
♪ Looks like
I've got a tiger by the tail ♪
591
00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:17,166
♪ Well, I thought the day I met you
You were meek as a lamb ♪
592
00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:21,583
♪ Just the kind
That fit my dreams and plans ♪
593
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:27,291
♪ Now, the pace we're living
Takes the wind from my sails ♪
594
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:31,125
♪ And it looks like
I've got a tiger by the tail ♪
595
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:37,541
♪ I've got a tiger by the tail
It's plain to see ♪
596
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:42,375
♪ I won't be much
When you get through with me ♪
597
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:47,375
♪ Well, I'm a-losing weight
And a-turning mighty pale ♪
598
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:52,500
♪ Looks like
I've got a tiger by the tail ♪
599
00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:03,875
♪ I've got a tiger by the tail
It's plain to see ♪
600
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:08,875
♪ I won't be much
When you get through with me ♪
601
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:13,375
♪ Well, I'm a-losing weight
And a-turning mighty pale ♪
602
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:18,791
♪ Looks like
I've got a tiger by the tail ♪