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You know those moments in life
where you wanna pinch yourself and say,
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"How did I get here?"
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How did a boy from Yuba City, California,
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find himself in a room full of guns
and flying bodies?
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Life is a kaleidoscope
of colorful candy, isn't it?
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You can't taste it
if you don't reach for it.
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Everyone cool down. Okay?
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Let's take the temperature down a notch.
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Again, my name is Lonnie Hawkins.
This is my wife, Stacy Hawkins.
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We are estranged, but we're working on it.
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That is our son, Lance Hawkins.
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And this gentleman right over here
is my wife's current beau, Radish Dunkirk.
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Radford Phipps, an absolute pleasure.
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And I believe that woman
there in the stocking cap
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is my one-time caddie, Sam.
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I don't know you, dude.
My name's not Sam. It's Delroy McDowell.
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Sam, shut it. It's important the killers
know our names and that we're real people.
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I'm still gonna blow his hand off
if I don't get my money.
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Swear to God, if you do that,
I will rip your dick off!
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I'd be careful, Cuddle Bear.
She's ripped off one dick today.
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She is like Santa Claus
with a big old bag full of dicks.
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If you're gonna shoot a hand,
why don't you just shoot his hand.
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- It's already broken.
- We don't know that.
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It's probably badly sprained
and in no way will affect my golf game.
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Then why does it smell?
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It could be infected.
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We'll know more
in the next 48 to 72 hours.
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- It does smell.
- I don't wanna…
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Fat guy, stop talking.
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- I'm not fat.
- Shut it!
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Okay.
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But seriously, you know,
my BMI is normal for someone my size.
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Y'all need to shut up!
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Oh!
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We're in control now.
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That's right.
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We're in control,
so I'm gonna need you three
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to take your kid and get out of here.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Lance! Come on, let's go!
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- Bye, Tony Hawk.
- No!
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- ♪ They call him The Hawk ♪
- ♪ Hawk! ♪
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♪ He's a golfer ♪
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♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪
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Everyone in. Get in. Get in. Come on.
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What the fuck?
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- What are we doing in here?
- Sam told me to hide.
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- Who's Sam?
- Dad's old caddie with the gun.
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What? So your caddie told you to hide?
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Oh my God!
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Oh, holy shit. That was crazy.
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- I knew it!
- It's Delroy.
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Oh, I missed you. I was wrong.
I never should have fired you.
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I miss the noises you make when you talk.
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I miss how I…
I used to ask for my sand wedge,
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and you'd give me a putter.
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You're erratic, and… and awful driving.
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- Awful!
- What the fuck?
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I miss you, buddy.
What I'm trying to say is I need ya.
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Firing you was the biggest mistake
I've ever made.
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And I've made very few,
if any at all. I mean…
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Maybe that seven… iron, going with seven
iron on the fifth hole at the Old Course.
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Old Henry, he wanted me
to go with an eight iron.
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But the wind started to pick up,
and I thought if I just hit an easy seven,
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I could keep the ball
from ballooning on me.
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Maybe I swang too hard, I don't know.
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Point is, nothing can compare
to that decision to let you go.
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It was wrong. I need you.
I need you more than anyone.
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Well, you know what, Lonnie?
You should've thought about all that
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before you fired my ass.
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Oh my God. Shut up.
You could have killed someone, lady.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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- You fucking shitbag.
- Whoa…
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I just saved your freaking hand
from getting blown off.
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She's 100% correct.
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If it wasn't for me and this lady
saving your ass with some Rambo shit--
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- Yeah.
- Why are you screaming and yelling at me?
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You didn't do dick.
I'm surprised you didn't pee your pants.
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- I didn't do dick?
- Yeah.
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- No.
- I did so much.
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But I want to thank you, Sam,
for saving my son's hand.
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- Not that it was worth saving, but…
- Mom!
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- What? I am sick of your bullshit, Lance.
- Rude.
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I am sick and tired of it.
You're worse than your father.
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Kill them both. I don't even care.
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- Whoa.
- Oh, whoa, whoa…
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I don't kill people.
I just, you know, shoot the ceilings.
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Still cool.
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At least no one got hurt.
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Yeah? What about this?
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- Lance!
- Your right hand!
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- Yeah.
- That's incredible.
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Yeah. Why is that incredible?
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You're Luke Skywalker. I'm Darth Vader.
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Father and son losing the same hand.
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We're connected for eternity.
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You know, I can't even feel it.
Maybe I'm unbreakable.
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I think I may be able
to explain why you can't feel it.
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Radford, you're shot!
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Yes, I seem to have
inadvertently caught a bullet.
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Can I just bring up the one thing that I
think we're all thinking about right now?
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This was an incredible family moment!
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One to be cherished.
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- And we're in Las Vegas.
- Lonnie…
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Boxcars! Right?
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Hiding from gangsters.
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- The list goes on and on.
- It's a great city.
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"For a woman, wert thou first created."
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"Until nature, as she wrought thee,
fell a-doting…"
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Okay. He's babbling.
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Oh, he's not making any sense.
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- We gotta get him help.
- Por favor.
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Come on, Radcliffe.
Don't ruin this trip, please.
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- Here we are. Okay, great.
- Yes.
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Okay, good.
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You're doing great.
Okay, now let me hear you say it.
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Self… inflicted.
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- Good job.
- I knew I liked you, Radcliffe.
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Good. Okay.
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You know, they try to get you on the bacon
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'cause they cook it in that greasy pan
to force you not to eat so much.
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- That's when I dive in to the ham.
- Oh yeah.
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The ham, that's where you win.
You win with the ham.
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And the sausage, both types.
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Can we talk about
the elephant in the room?
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- Stacy, I did not wet my pants, okay?
- I'm talking about our son!
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Oh, let me guess. You don't like the hair.
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Does the pink shock you?
I look fucking awesome.
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I like the hair. My man looks cool.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Thank you.
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I thought you looked like
Machine Gun Kelly
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when I busted through that hotel room.
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Colson Baker.
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- Enough. Not the hair.
- I like her. She's cool.
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I leave him alone for one night
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and he almost throws away
his entire career.
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- Our son needs help. Can you see that?
- Hey! I had that situation under control.
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Okay? I did.
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Yeah, you're right, Stacy. He's a mess.
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And it's affecting his game.
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His game?
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Do you even give a shit about
anything outside of his golf game?
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- Oh, do you?
- Excuse me?
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Seriously, you only care about me winning
for your stupid drink.
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And you lied to me. Dad told me.
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You said he messed up my Legos when
I was a kid. I didn't even have Legos.
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You just lied to my face.
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It's true, Stacy. You did lie.
You can be a bad mother sometimes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- The two of you, please!
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You don't think I can see what's going on
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with the gambling addiction,
the drinking, lying, cheating?
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I told you that story
so you could keep focused
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so that this shit wouldn't happen.
That's why I did it.
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- No. No.
- Yes.
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You told me that story
because you're both selfish fucks.
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Hey! Don't talk to your mother that way!
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She's a very good mother
and a very sexy woman.
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You'd be lucky to roll around the bed
with someone like this.
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- Dude, what the fuck?
- What do you mean?
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- It's my mom!
- I know. She's hot as shit.
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- She is.
- Fucking stop.
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Hey, my wife and I
are here on a family retreat.
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Would you mind not swearing?
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Fuck off!
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- Yeah, maybe fuck off, guy.
- You heard him. Get out of here.
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Can you please be a dad
for just one second, Lonnie?
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- What, I…
- One second is all I ask.
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I took him to a steak dinner.
We talked about life. What have you done?
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- I do everything all the time.
- Oh my God, listen to yourselves!
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Nothing's your fault.
It's just the other person's fault.
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Well, in this particular case…
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Oh, my… Dad, Mom,
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I love you. I do.
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But for now, why don't you just
stay the fuck out of my life, okay?
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I'll figure my own shit out.
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I'm taking my pancakes.
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Look, it has been
an emotional day, you know,
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with the gunshots and the yelling
and the running and the crying.
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- I think everybody's just on edge.
- Yeah. A very weird day.
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- Mm-hm.
- A weird day.
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- Yeah.
- Very strange day.
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Long, strange day.
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Very strange.
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A day like no other.
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So weird.
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Very weird.
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A day filled with raw… emotion.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Yeah.
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I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom too.
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Um, should I come too?
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No.
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I better not get stuck with this bill.
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Oh, Lonnie.
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- Oh, stay there.
- Oh, God.
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- Oh, get in. Get inside.
- Oh, watch my hand.
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Do I have sausage breath?
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Shh!
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Oh, Lonnie.
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Squeeze my nuts!
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- Go harder!
- Squeeze!
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Squeeze. Squeeze 'em. Tighter.
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- Deeper.
- Yeah.
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Oh! Oh!
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Better not hurt himself.
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How's the ham?
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One-time deal, Lonnie.
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Same thing you said
the night we made Lance.
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One-time… deal.
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If you say so.
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- Stop thinking what you're thinking.
- Okay, yeah. I'm good.
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Are we terrible parents, Lonnie?
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What? No.
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He wanted to be you his whole life.
That's all he wanted.
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But he's not you.
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Golf is fun for you,
but it's not fun for him anymore.
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I mean, maybe it was once,
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but now he's just playing
to get to your heart.
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But he doesn't know what I know.
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You don't have a heart.
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Hold on. I have a heart.
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I failed him. I failed my own son.
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Oh…
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No, look.
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I have a heart, I do.
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We still got time.
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Come on.
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You're such a good mother.
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You are. Do you know that?
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- Thank you, Lonnie. You're sweet.
- You're a great mom.
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Thank you, Lonnie.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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- What? Nothing, I'm…
- Jesus, Lonnie.
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I'm horny.
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All of a sudden, you don't get horny?
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I'll see you, Lonnie.
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I rocked your world.
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One-time deal.
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I did. I rocked her world. You heard it.
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Are you looking for your friend?
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- Yeah. Did you see her?
- She left. Yeah.
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Wanna know where she went?
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- Oh, you know?
- Yep.
243
00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:37,583
She left me a message to give to you.
244
00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:40,083
- Well, uh, where'd she go?
- Hm.
245
00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:43,125
Are you going to apologize to my wife
for your potty mouth?
246
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,875
What? Are you kidding me?
247
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:49,000
Vegas is a huge city, friend.
She could have gone anywhere.
248
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:52,000
Okay. Sorry, lady, for what I said.
There. Where'd she go?
249
00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,833
No. I mean, that's not an apology.
250
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:57,000
- You can do better.
- Dude, this is important, okay?
251
00:10:57,083 --> 00:11:00,250
I can't lose that woman.
It's a matter of life or death, okay?
252
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,416
Basic civility is also important.
253
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,041
Without it, we don't have
a society that works, do we?
254
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,000
So, please, try again.
255
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,666
Lady, I'm deeply sorry
for my foul language.
256
00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:13,583
Hey, guy, you get one more shot at this.
257
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:16,500
If you can't nail it,
I zip my mouth till the rapture happens.
258
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,083
- Dude!
- Uh-oh. It's beginning to zip.
259
00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:20,791
No. Unzip.
260
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:25,791
Ma'am, uh, I… am so sorry
for what transpired earlier.
261
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,750
That… that type of language,
it's inexcusable.
262
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,625
And I hope you accept
my sincerest apology.
263
00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:38,500
I'm gonna make every effort to become
a better person starting right now.
264
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,833
Your friend said to meet her
at Deuce's Wild at 2:00 p.m.
265
00:11:42,916 --> 00:11:45,375
Thank you.
And for putting me through all that,
266
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:46,958
you know what I'm gonna say to you?
267
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,458
I have a… I have a general idea.
268
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,208
Have a nice day.
269
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,583
The Hawk's a bit of a wild card.
270
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,500
Ma'am.
271
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,375
Who the fuck is the Hawk?
272
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:10,750
So you gave that Christian guy 100 bucks
to make him apologize?
273
00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,916
Yep. But if I know this Hawkins guy,
he ain't never showing up.
274
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,916
Well, well, well, Mr. Hawkins.
275
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,166
You're the pickle guy.
What are you doing here?
276
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,458
He's, uh… my dad.
277
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:40,625
Sit.
278
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,750
- We need to talk.
- Dad, that's not necessary.
279
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:48,458
Samantha, we're just two fathers
having a talk.
280
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:49,916
Right?
281
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,791
Do you have a code
that you live by, Mr. Hawkins?
282
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,541
I do. "Play it as it lies."
283
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:59,000
Okay, that's not a code.
That's a rule in golf.
284
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:02,791
But, see, I have a code.
And Sam knows the code I live by.
285
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,750
See, she lied to me. She stole from me.
286
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:08,833
And now she came back here
to make it right.
287
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,833
Why are you here, Mr. Hawkins?
288
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:16,541
Well, I came to get Sam. We're…
We're gonna be playing in the US Open.
289
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:20,500
And why should she trust you?
I don't trust you.
290
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,916
You say you need Sam, but you fired her.
291
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,875
Sam is my daughter, Mr. Hawkins.
292
00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,583
And you broke her heart.
293
00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:31,500
What if I treated your son
the way you're treating my daughter?
294
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:34,583
You couldn't fire him, 'cause…
you're not in the same line of work--
295
00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:36,958
Oh, Lonnie, do you even have a heart?
296
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:41,541
You know what? Get the fuck out of here.
And leave my daughter alone.
297
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:02,875
You know what?
298
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:06,791
You're the second person today
who's questioned my heart.
299
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,541
And that's bullshit.
300
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:09,875
I have a heart.
301
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,583
Marley and Me's my favorite movie.
302
00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:16,500
I can't make it through "I'm Not in Love"
by 10cc without falling apart,
303
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,166
so don't tell me I don't have a heart.
304
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,500
I came here for Sam.
305
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,166
Sam, whose last name I don't even know,
306
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,166
who has the worst taste of clothing
of anyone I've met.
307
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,833
What?
308
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,791
Who doesn't know anything about golf,
309
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,125
but is the best damn caddie in the world.
310
00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:39,833
I came here
311
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:42,250
because I need her,
312
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,000
and she needs me.
313
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:48,291
I have a heart, Mr. Sam's dad.
314
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,125
Yeah.
315
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:52,791
Right on.
316
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,000
Fuckin' A.
317
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:55,916
Sam.
318
00:14:57,791 --> 00:15:00,791
The bus is parked near the Walmart
on the west side of town.
319
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,708
I'm gonna be pulling out
in an hour for the US Open.
320
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,416
And I would love it
if you were behind the wheel.
321
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,250
I told you he's got balls.
322
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,583
He's a pickle guy.
323
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,375
Pickle guys are tough.
324
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,875
In the open savanna,
the cheetah pauses.
325
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,833
Wait, didn't we watch this already?
326
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,916
Mmm? I don't think so.
327
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,208
- Every shadow, a possibility.
328
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,916
- Did we order food?
- To the untrained eye…
329
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,958
I don't… I don't remember. Maybe.
330
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,708
Lance? What the fuck?
331
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:47,083
Crystal! Hey, what's up?
332
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:50,875
Been a minute.
Just thought I'd, you know, drop on by.
333
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,250
Drop by?
What are you doing in Los Angeles?
334
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,833
- I'm just chillin'.
- Yeah?
335
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,041
Yeah, I'm good. I'm cool. I just, uh…
336
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,375
Yeah, I just…
337
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,791
I was just in the area.
338
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,250
Okay.
339
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,083
- I'm sorry.
- Come on. No, come on. Let's go.
340
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:11,583
- What's wrong?
- Everything is wrong.
341
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,583
Natalie left me.
342
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,666
My dad's gonna beat me in the US Open.
343
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,208
My mom doesn't even love me.
344
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:29,041
I lost all my money,
everything's gone to shit.
345
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,041
How you doing, though?
You straight?
346
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,166
- Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
- You been watching anything good lately?
347
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,541
Any shows or anything?
348
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,333
Oh shit!
349
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:57,375
Whew! Man…
350
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:05,291
- Go over there.
- How'd that thing get in there?
351
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,250
Oh man, did it make a nest?
352
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:10,041
That was all that
scratching noise… in there.
353
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:11,750
What you doing there?
354
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,375
Oh, I'm just, uh…
355
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,625
Just looking for something.
356
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,708
- You need help?
- No, thanks.
357
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,458
What's he looking for?
358
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:24,250
- What are you looking for?
- Oh, just… something for my kid. You know.
359
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,958
We got kids.
They don't want nothing to do with us.
360
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,083
I mean, you feed 'em, you clothe them,
you teach 'em everything you know…
361
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,000
Yeah.
362
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,125
…then they don't want
nothing to do with you.
363
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,833
Yeah, no, I consider myself
a pretty good dad.
364
00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:39,833
You know, my kid's got everything.
Now he wants me to get lost.
365
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,750
It's hard to be a man in this world.
366
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,583
There is literally nothing harder.
367
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,625
Men have always had it the toughest.
368
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,416
Yeah, when are people gonna listen?
369
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,625
When are men gonna catch a break?
370
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:53,625
When?
371
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:58,375
- What happened to your hand?
- Uh… I… I think I broke it.
372
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,833
Is that painter's tape?
373
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,875
Yes, it is.
374
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,708
Respect.
375
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:08,000
Thank you. You don't know
how much that means to me.
376
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,958
For most animals,
eucalyptus is inedible…
377
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,791
I'm thinking about taking 'shrooms.
378
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,583
Okay, cool. Just save us some.
We'll join you in a bit.
379
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,833
You know, Lance, I'm glad you came,
'cause I still need that favor.
380
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:21,208
- What favor?
- Remember I was telling you?
381
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,500
My dad, he wants his ashes spread
on the 18th green at Pebble Beach,
382
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:28,208
and, you know, the US Open is next week.
I figured maybe you could help me.
383
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:31,416
Eh… I don't know if I'm gonna
even play in the US Open.
384
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,875
Why? You qualified, right?
385
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,458
Yeah, but I don't know
if I even like golf anymore.
386
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,458
Did you ever like golf?
387
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,791
Yeah. I mean,
when we were kids, it was fun.
388
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:46,166
Hm. Well, why don't we
go find out if you still like golf?
389
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,083
It's self-inflicted.
390
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,083
So…
391
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,000
So then what happened?
392
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,166
Well, Lance ran off.
393
00:18:56,833 --> 00:19:00,250
And then… Lonnie and I
had sex in the bathroom.
394
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,416
Oh, I'm so sorry about that, Radford.
395
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,666
Okay, do tell. Go on.
396
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:08,000
Well, I'm still
thinking about Golden Fisk's offer.
397
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,666
Because he told me the guys
at Mike's Hard Lemonade
398
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,416
could invest in Teed Off
if I partner with him.
399
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,083
- But Lance will hate me.
- Well, you don't know that.
400
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,750
- Maybe it's the best thing for Lance.
- Well…
401
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:22,250
What I don't understand
is why you'd have sex with a man you hate.
402
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,000
I know.
403
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,333
So strange, right?
404
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,458
Mm-hmm.
405
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,791
You ever have
unresolved feelings inside you
406
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:32,541
that you don't want to face head-on…
and instead of dealing with them,
407
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,208
you just leave them unresolved?
408
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,083
I don't think so, no.
409
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:40,250
What do you think?
Am I a good person, Radford?
410
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,666
Oh, Stacy, people are complicated,
you know.
411
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,583
I think Walt Whitman said it best
when he said, "I exist--"
412
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,083
Just tell me, am I a good person?
413
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:53,583
I think you're a good person.
Do you think you're a good person?
414
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,500
Not right now, I don't.
415
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,458
Oh shit.
416
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:02,833
Mmm…
417
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,041
- Yup.
- Ah!
418
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,666
- Yup, still got it.
- Oh… Shit, that was not bad.
419
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,583
I mean, I beat my dad one time.
420
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,583
You beat Old Henry at golf?
No fucking way.
421
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:13,083
He was a scratch golfer.
422
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,666
I… cheated.
423
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,666
Can't cheat the game of golf.
424
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,666
You sound like your dad.
425
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,375
So when you said, "Don't let my dad win,"
you meant I should cheat?
426
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,625
No, that's not what I meant.
427
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,458
I meant, our dads,
they have this certain way of seeing us.
428
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:33,375
And every time I just tried to be
what he wanted me to be, I lost.
429
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:38,041
So I stopped seeing myself
as Old Henry's daughter and just… me.
430
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,958
And it definitely changed things.
431
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:45,833
- How's that supposed to help me win?
- What does your dad always say?
432
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:50,125
"You'd be shocked how many times
I had sex with your mother right there."
433
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,708
No, the other thing he used to say--
When we were kids.
434
00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:55,000
- Golf is a mental game.
- Golf is a mental game.
435
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,166
- Sorry, he said a lot of stuff.
- He… Yeah.
436
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,500
So why don't you beat him
at the mental game?
437
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,375
Hmm.
438
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,041
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
439
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,916
Oh! Okay.
440
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,708
That was bad, that one sounded bad.
441
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,333
God damn it.
442
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,125
I must have lost 'em.
443
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,291
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
444
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,916
I'm sorry, guy.
I know what it means to lose something.
445
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,041
I've had more playoff losses than wins.
446
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,083
It's that kind of day, Baron Davis.
447
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:29,125
I lost my son,
now I'm pretty sure I've lost my caddie.
448
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,083
Yeah, a good caddie's
like a dog whisperer.
449
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,583
A rare and beautiful thing.
450
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,583
♪ Look at me
So clean, no effort ♪
451
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,875
♪ Pony tail, ripped jeans
No effort ♪
452
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:47,000
♪ Face clean, gold ring
No effort ♪
453
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,375
♪ Insane, my chain
Big pressure ♪
454
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,041
Hey, hotshot.
455
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,125
Hay is for horses.
456
00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,666
Yeah, but they may need supplemental
feeds depending on their workload.
457
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,791
Sam, I'm sorry.
458
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:08,083
I'm sorry I fired you.
That will never happen again.
459
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,541
Jesus Christ.
What is this, an episode of Hoarders?
460
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:15,583
Trying to find my old clubs.
I thought Lance should have them.
461
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,708
What better way to prove to him
how much I love him?
462
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:21,333
I mean, other than giving him a kidney
or killing one of his enemies,
463
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:23,625
I can't think of a single other thing.
464
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:26,625
- Yeah.
- Well, what's in that crate over there?
465
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:29,916
Oh, just probably more of my shit.
466
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,833
Could be… My pellet gun might be in there.
467
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,208
- Oh, it could be my turtle coffin.
- Oh!
468
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:42,208
- Nope.
- Will you lookie there!
469
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,333
- You're like a bloodhound.
- That's right.
470
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,583
- I have a heart.
- Yeah.
471
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,125
I have a heart!
472
00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:53,166
Whoo!
473
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,125
- Pebble Beach?
- Pebble Beach, Sam.
474
00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,333
But first, let's find me a range
and see if I can hit with this hand.
475
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,291
♪ I'm not in love ♪
476
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,250
♪ So don't forget it ♪
477
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:17,375
♪ It's just a silly phase
I'm going through ♪
478
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:22,416
♪ And just because ♪
479
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:26,041
♪ I call you up ♪
480
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,416
♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
481
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,250
♪ Don't think you've got it made ♪
482
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:38,333
♪ I'm not in love, no, no ♪
483
00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:46,750
♪ It's because… ♪
484
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,166
Ma'am?
485
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:21,916
Ma'am.
486
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:25,083
Honey? She wants to know
if you need anything.
487
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,208
Huh?
488
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,125
Oh. No, thanks.
489
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,875
I don't need anything.
490
00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:34,708
♪ Hot damn, I'm a brand-new man ♪
491
00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:39,333
♪ Got a hundred dollar bill
In the palm of my hand ♪
492
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:43,333
♪ Move to California
Where the weather's better ♪
493
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:46,750
♪ I'm a lot lizard
A glutton for pleasure ♪
494
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:50,375
♪ I get high
Living in the desert ♪
495
00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:54,000
♪ I get by
Party with my demons ♪
496
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:58,416
♪ One more time
I've always had a feeling ♪
497
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:02,000
♪ Oh yeah
You were just a dream ♪
498
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:05,958
♪ I am just an angel
Living in a nightmare ♪
499
00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:08,333
♪ Life is just a game ♪
500
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:14,083
♪ Love is an illusion
I'm not going nowhere ♪
501
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:17,333
♪ Smiling while
I'm choking all my enеmies ♪
502
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:20,333
♪ All I do is laugh away the pain ♪
503
00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:29,333
♪ When things get weird
We have each other ♪
504
00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:33,083
♪ Best friends almost could be lovers ♪
505
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:36,833
♪ Bright new face on the magazine ♪
506
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:41,333
♪ You almost made it
But you blew your brain ♪