1 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:17,875 A career Grand Slam is the most elite club in professional golf. 2 00:00:19,208 --> 00:00:23,583 To become a member, you need to win all four major tournaments. 3 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:29,791 With this putt, Lonnie Hawkins is three feet from joining that elite club 4 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:32,333 and making his mark on golf history. 5 00:00:32,916 --> 00:00:33,791 Come on, boy. 6 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:36,541 Come on, boy, you can do it. 7 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:42,625 For the win at this year's US Open invitation. 8 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,875 You've got to be kidding me! 9 00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:57,083 Fuck me. 10 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:59,458 I do not believe what he has just done. 11 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,833 Lonnie Hawkins is in a state of shock. 12 00:01:03,916 --> 00:01:05,833 - You blew it, Lonnie. - What… 13 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:07,666 You choked. 14 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:10,750 - What happened? - You missed, my man. 15 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,708 You had the easiest putt in the world. 16 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,166 And you fucked it up. 17 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:18,458 No… No. No, no, no, no. 18 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:21,500 I need a do-over. Let's do it again. 19 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,250 There are no do-overs in golf, Lonnie. 20 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:30,000 That was a mistake. That was a three-foot putt. I can make that. 21 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:33,125 Okay, we're gonna do a do-over. We're gonna do it one more time, okay? 22 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:34,958 I'll grab my ball here and mark it off. 23 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:38,083 We'll just do it again, 'cause I can make that putt. 24 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,625 Stacy, is it true? 25 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:42,541 No do-overs? 26 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:44,250 No, Lonnie. 27 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:46,166 No do-overs. 28 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,500 Son? 29 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:48,708 Lancelot? 30 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:52,500 Old Henry, tell everyone they're wrong. Come on. 31 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:54,333 I'm sorry, Lonnie. 32 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:56,958 It's over. 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,833 Mr. Hole, please tell them you're my friend. 34 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:04,125 My ball belongs inside of you. 35 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,708 Please! 36 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:08,583 My ball belongs inside of you! 37 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,958 Tell them, please! 38 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,083 Please, dear God! 39 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:17,125 One do-over, that's all I ask for! 40 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,166 Hey, Lonnie. 41 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,291 Please! 42 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:20,291 Hey, wake up! 43 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:22,875 Lonnie, wake up, bud. 44 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:24,166 Yeah, I'm up. 45 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:25,791 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 46 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,833 - Where are we? - We're in Pebble Beach, baby. 47 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,833 While you were, uh, sweating through these frog pajamas, 48 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:34,125 I put the pedal to the metal to the Pebble. 49 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:35,750 We're at the US Open? 50 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,791 - Mm-hmm. - But how is that possible? It's… 51 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,916 - It's 4:00 in the morning. - Oh, I gunned it. 52 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,958 A cop did pull us over in Bakersfield, 53 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:46,666 but it turned out to be a woman cop, so we worked it out to our mutual benefit. 54 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:47,666 Wink. 55 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,583 - You don't have to say wink. - Okay. 56 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:51,666 I get it. You had sex with a cop? 57 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,666 Oh, I had a lot more than sex with a cop. 58 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,625 - We're getting married. - Are you? 59 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:59,916 - I'm fucking with you. I stole her ring. - Ah… Okay. 60 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,333 I went full pork chop on her command strips. 61 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,375 What an adventurous evening. 62 00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:08,416 Talk about dripping wet. You're soaking through that shirt, son. 63 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,250 - What was this nightmare about? - I don't know. 64 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,250 I never remember my dreams. 65 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:17,833 But whatever it was, it was a total boner-killer. 66 00:03:17,916 --> 00:03:20,041 - ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪ 67 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,791 ♪ He's a golfer ♪ 68 00:03:22,416 --> 00:03:24,458 ♪ The greatest golfer in the world ♪ 69 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:26,416 There's electricity. 70 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,333 Yeah, there is. Remember in Operation? You hit that… and it bings? 71 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,583 My heart is beating. So, who's doing that? 72 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:33,458 It's a little shrimp in there, just… 73 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:36,041 Just squeezing the heart. No, don't you ever wonder? 74 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:37,750 - It's automated. - Hey! 75 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:39,500 What? 76 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:40,916 - Hey. - Hey. 77 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,833 ♪ Ooh… ♪ 78 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:45,875 I think we should maybe take those mushrooms. 79 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,208 Oh… 80 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:50,250 We already took them. 81 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:55,333 You're probably just tripping balls right now. You okay? 82 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:58,083 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm good, man. 83 00:03:58,166 --> 00:03:59,500 I'm messing with you guys. 84 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:02,916 When I said should we take the 'shrooms, I knew we did. 85 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,583 I feel… totally normal. 86 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:08,875 Haha… 87 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:10,083 Haa… 88 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,041 Whoa… 89 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,500 When's the last time you fed your couch? 90 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:19,875 Uh-oh. 91 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:21,250 Oh no. 92 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,833 Oh no… 93 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,125 It's got me. 94 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,291 Hi, Lance. 95 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:34,750 Who are you? 96 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:36,458 I'm you. 97 00:04:36,541 --> 00:04:37,541 Whoa. 98 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,833 Yeah, you are. 99 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:42,250 - Hey, can I tell you something? - Sure. 100 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:45,791 Life… does not go well for you. 101 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:47,250 There's a lot of problems. 102 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:50,166 I mean, for one, your dad is a shit. 103 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,833 My dad is my hero. 104 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,625 Yeah, we thought that. 105 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:55,875 But then he kind of became an asshole. 106 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:57,750 He was never around. 107 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,791 You don't want to admit it, but it hurts. 108 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,166 It hurts bad. 109 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:04,000 Next thing you know, you're 14, slugging vodka Red Bulls 110 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,791 just to get through history class. 111 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,000 Then that doesn't work. 112 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:10,250 So then you start having sex in all these obscure locations like 113 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,041 buses and airplanes and… 114 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,416 I get to go on a plane? 115 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,583 Hey! 116 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:16,083 Do not interrupt me, okay? 117 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:19,416 - I remember that part of the trip. - I remember my first time too! 118 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,000 But yes. In an airplane. 119 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:23,333 In the lifeguard tower, I was… 120 00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:26,791 It's still not doing it for you. Then you start getting into kinky stuff. 121 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,708 Like, naked women over 60, sitting on cakes. 122 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,166 Oh, and the gambling. 123 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,958 Wait till you find out about prop bets. You are gonna lose… 124 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:36,833 …all of your money. 125 00:05:36,916 --> 00:05:39,125 - Can I be honest with you, Lance? - Okay. 126 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,458 You really do hate yourself. 127 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:42,708 I like golf. 128 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:45,500 Well, you're good at that. But it doesn't matter. 129 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,250 Because your dad will never love you. 130 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,458 He's doing the best he can. 131 00:05:57,541 --> 00:05:59,000 Hey, old Lance. 132 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:01,041 It gets better. 133 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:03,041 Don't look at me. 134 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,208 Don't look at me. 135 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,000 Stop. 136 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,708 Lance? 137 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:18,875 There you are. Look at me. 138 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,125 Where's my money, motherfucker? 139 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:37,375 Can I just say, your people here at the USGA 140 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,541 really know how to put on a championship. 141 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:41,125 Thank you, Anton. 142 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:42,541 Oh, look at that. 143 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:45,500 Lonnie made it. We weren't sure he was gonna be able to come. 144 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:48,958 Oh, goodie. You gave him an exemption. What fun! 145 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,666 It's only fitting. What an incredible comeback story. 146 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,250 Oh, who can argue with that? 147 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,041 No one, Anton. 148 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:58,000 Oh, my wife Olivia is a big fan of Lonnie Hawkins. 149 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:59,500 Stop. 150 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:00,958 He has crabs, you know. 151 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,083 What's that? 152 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:05,333 Crabs. Pubic lice. He's teeming with the little beasties. 153 00:07:05,416 --> 00:07:07,666 Munching away on his balls as we speak. 154 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,791 Okay, Anton. 155 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,958 What? I would disinfect the locker rooms if I were you. 156 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:14,458 I mean, maybe put out some warning signs. 157 00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:18,041 Unless, of course, that's the kind of filth you like here at the USGA. 158 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:21,541 Listen, Anton. Word has it from my friends over at the Tour 159 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:24,500 that this singular obsession you have with Lonnie Hawkins 160 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:28,000 may be less about the game of golf and more about something personal. 161 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,125 Personal? 162 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:31,541 Why are you looking at her? 163 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:33,750 Stop looking at her! 164 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:36,041 I have friends on the Tour, Anton. 165 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:39,500 They voted you in, and they can just as easily vote you out. 166 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:41,916 Vote me out? 167 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,875 Honeybunch, how am I supposed to enjoy myself, 168 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:47,708 knowing that here, at Pebble Beach, on the 18th hole, 169 00:07:47,791 --> 00:07:51,375 you engaged in drunken, adulterous copulation with that man-whore? 170 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,875 Anton… 171 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:55,041 How many times do I have to tell you? 172 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,291 I was not drunk. 173 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:00,541 God… 174 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,416 Oh my God. He lives. 175 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:08,083 What's up with this couch? 176 00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:12,458 Is there like a giant vortex or an ancient curse on it or something? 177 00:08:12,541 --> 00:08:16,250 Oh, I bought it off Facebook Marketplace, so, yeah, definitely cursed. 178 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:17,791 Hey, have you seen my phone? 179 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:20,708 You were in the kitchen last night just talking to yourself, 180 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:23,875 kind of laughing maniacally, and then you said, 181 00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:26,916 "I have to put my phone in the dishwasher." 182 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,041 See? Eureka, bitch. 183 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,833 Honestly, I think you had a breakthrough. It was really good. 184 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:33,291 I think it was a lot of 'shrooms, is what it was. 185 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,708 Okay, come on. We gotta get you to this tournament. 186 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:37,291 Wait, "we"? You're going? 187 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:39,625 Lance, how many times do I have to tell you, bro? 188 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:41,500 We gotta take these ashes to Pebble. 189 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:42,833 That's Old Henry? 190 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:45,416 Yeah. I mean, he talks way less shit now. 191 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:50,083 I know he talked a lot of shit, but deep down… 192 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,000 did you love him? 193 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,666 What am I gonna do, just be mad at the guy forever? 194 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, I get that. 195 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:59,916 You know, I think it might actually be easier to beat my dad 196 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,208 if I don't hate him. 197 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,833 Yeah, yeah. I like that. 198 00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:07,375 I mean, you could love somebody and still beat their ass. 199 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,666 At the mental game, huh? 200 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,083 Yeah. 201 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:21,458 Do you hear those people? They don't want to just see you play golf. 202 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:25,333 They want to see you walk and talk and eat your lunch. And do you know why? 203 00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:26,708 Why is that, Sam? 204 00:09:26,791 --> 00:09:31,666 Because you are Lonnie Hawkins, the greatest this game has ever seen. 205 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:36,375 Now you go out there, and you show them their hero. 206 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:38,208 Yeah… because I've… 207 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:40,333 - Born ready! - You are scared shitless. 208 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:41,375 I am. 209 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,625 - You do not want to go out there. - I do not. 210 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,625 - Well… - Let's have some wine. 211 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,166 Maybe this will help. 212 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:50,958 Old Henry's watch! 213 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,291 You… little… fucking angel. 214 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:58,041 I was gonna try to get cash for it, but when you showed up looking for me… 215 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,291 Well, that was pretty cool. 216 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,333 Sam, are you familiar with the musical stylings 217 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:04,750 of one Mark Althavean "Sisqó" Andrews? 218 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,916 - Eh… - We'll have to remedy that. 219 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,791 But first… let's take a deep, long look at my hole. 220 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,750 - Here we are, Sam. 18th hole. - Mm-hmm. 221 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,958 This pin right here? 222 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:29,000 That means nothing to me. 223 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:33,625 Down over there, that's where the hole in question was. 224 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:37,625 And then I was right here, lining up my putt, right? 225 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,708 Old Henry came up to me and whispered, "No-look." 226 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:41,833 No-look? 227 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,875 A no-look putt, you know? 228 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,000 You putt it, and then you turn away. 229 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:47,750 - Oh… - You don't look. 230 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,916 Yeah, he was feeling pretty cocky. 231 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,708 - Mm-hmm. - I looked over at Golden. 232 00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:54,708 And he had his hand on his crotch, trying to intimidate me. 233 00:10:54,791 --> 00:10:56,333 His hand was on his crotch? 234 00:10:56,416 --> 00:11:01,041 Yeah, it's well-known on the PGA Tour that Golden has a large and thick penis. 235 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,041 Hm. 236 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:05,750 Many a men are intimidated by its shape and contour, but… I'm not. 237 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,250 - Mm-hm. - Anyway… 238 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,208 I stood over my ball, visualizing the putt going in, 239 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:14,041 three feet from the Grand Slam and golf immortality. 240 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:17,791 But I chickened out. I got too scared to go no-look. 241 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,166 Why were you scared to go with no-look? 242 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,250 I wanted it too much. 243 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,916 No-look is a state of mind. 244 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,291 You can't just want it to happen. It… It just happens. 245 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,875 I mean, I'm unbeatable when I get my no-look going. 246 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,958 Well, then hopefully that happens. 247 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:35,000 Look, Sam, a hawk! 248 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,291 - Look at that. - Wow… 249 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,041 Majestic creature, the hawk. 250 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,458 - They watch over me. - Gorgeous. 251 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:42,250 Gorgeous, right? Tough to take your eyes off of, huh? 252 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,958 "Meow, meow," says the hawk. 253 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:46,625 Meow! 254 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,333 Yeah… 255 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:53,916 My greatest fear is that a hawk one day will swoop down, 256 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,916 silently, 257 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,166 quietly, 258 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,625 and fly right up my ass, 259 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:05,208 ripping my internal organs with its razor-sharp talons. 260 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,375 That's not what I thought you were gonna say. 261 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:11,000 I thought 'cause of your name that, um… 262 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,250 - I like hawks? - Yeah. 263 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,333 No, I hate 'em. 264 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:16,250 Everyone assumes the hawk is my spirit animal, but it's not. 265 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,625 Because it's the cougar. 266 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:18,916 No, it's a leopard frog. 267 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,291 That's stupid. 268 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,958 Well, you can't choose your spirit animal, Sam. 269 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,416 And mine, unfortunately, is a leopard frog. 270 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,750 Oh. Okay. 271 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,625 Good morning. I'm Stacy Hawkins, and I have a reservation. 272 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,791 Hawkins! Any relation to the two golfers here this week? 273 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,000 Uh… no. 274 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,541 It's a very common last name. 275 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,041 Are you here for the US Open? 276 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,958 I'm actually here on business. 277 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:43,875 Oh, Radford, would you be able to call one of your fabulous friends 278 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:46,666 and get me a table at a cozy restaurant? 279 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:50,041 Because I have a deal to close and champagne to drink. 280 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,375 Of course, dear. 281 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,208 Thank you, my darling. 282 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,833 Listen, we've had a very long day. 283 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,791 My companion here is recovering from a gunshot wound, 284 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,791 and we would like to get to our room so we can fuck. 285 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,916 Oh, my goodness. 286 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,208 Stacy! 287 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,791 You are a regular Dorothy Parker. 288 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:08,791 Hoo-hoo! 289 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,083 Seaside suite with an adjoining room. 290 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,208 Well, well, well. 291 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:17,166 Dad, you made it. 292 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,250 Don't you think you should rest up, take care of that hand? 293 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,375 Gotta play through the pain, son. 294 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,708 Hey, stop by the bus later, all right? 295 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,875 I got something special I wanna share with you. 296 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,333 Well, well, well. 297 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,708 That's a beautiful father-son moment. 298 00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,291 It's warming my cockles, boys. 299 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,750 Golden showers? 300 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:38,166 Hey, speaking of cockles, I'm having dinner with your wife and your mom later. 301 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,375 Yeah! I'm the new face of Teed Off. 302 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,958 We'll be talking business. 303 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:45,541 But after that, really can't say where the evening might go. 304 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,250 But I do have my thoughts. 305 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,375 Fuck off. 306 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:51,625 Hawk, I see you've gone from wearing a pickle jar to straight garbage. 307 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,416 What do you got there, business section, or is that obituaries? 308 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:59,208 I'll have you know this is the latest in homeopathic sports medicine. 309 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:03,416 The ink from the newsprint has healing properties, all right? 310 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,333 All right. 311 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,333 Let's see if you can hit that picker out there. 312 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,333 You're on. Let me just make one slight adjustment. 313 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,333 Ugh! 314 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:18,541 Yeah, that cooked up nice. 315 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,791 Uh-huh. I don't think it can heal any better than that. 316 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,333 Hoo! 317 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,500 And that's a live maggot right there. 318 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:27,625 That's disgusting. 319 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,708 You like Parmesan cheese? You like the smell of Parmesan? 320 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:31,833 Take a shot. 321 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,375 Ah! 322 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,291 Ooh… 323 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,708 Ah… 324 00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:39,000 All right, Hawk, why don't you let that breathe? 325 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,541 Hey, I missed on purpose. 326 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,208 - Clank. - And I'll raise you a plank. 327 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,750 God damn it! 328 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,625 Let's go blind. Eyes fully closed. 329 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,750 Whoa! 330 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,458 Laszlo, where are you, son? 331 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:10,958 - God damn it! - Ha. 332 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,750 - Hell, in Boca Raton… - Yeah. 333 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:16,125 Stacy. God, you look gorgeous. 334 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,708 - Why, thank you. - Good to see you. 335 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,416 - So nice to see you, Golden. - You too. This is Mike. 336 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,375 Such a pleasure to meet you, Mike. 337 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,708 Wow. 338 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,250 Now, he's not the Mike. 339 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,250 Oh. 340 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,375 He's just a good dude who likes to drink. 341 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,500 - Guilty. - Okay. 342 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:35,291 So, I gotta ask, what made you come around on the acquisition? 343 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,541 Great question. Oh, thank you very much. 344 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:41,125 Well, I did a simple risk assessment and asset valuation. 345 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,958 I made copies for both of you of my research. 346 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,000 - Here you go, Mike. - Huh. 347 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:50,583 And I came to the conclusion that Teed Off would be in much better hands 348 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,083 with you and Mike than me. 349 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:55,541 Because I realized I really need somebody who's gonna push the brand. 350 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,333 Someone eating and sleeping golf, 351 00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:01,291 drinking day in and day out, and that is absolutely not me. 352 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:02,333 Well, thank you. 353 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,166 - Those are… wonderful visuals. - Thank you. 354 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:08,875 You see, it states here that Mike's Hard Lemonade and I will own 355 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,250 80% of Teed Off. 356 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,166 Mm. 357 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,666 You'll keep 20%. 358 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,458 - Mm-hmm. - And a very handsome dividend. 359 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:19,583 Now, you understand you're about to be a very rich lady. 360 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,208 Absolutely. 361 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,208 - Yeah. - We're all gonna be loaded. 362 00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:27,875 Did you know there was a time where I couldn't be in the same room with you? 363 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:28,833 Me? 364 00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:31,875 All because of a three-foot putt that my husband missed. 365 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,041 Can you believe it? 366 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,750 Speaking of Lonnie, I saw him out on the range today. 367 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,958 Making a fool of himself, I'm sure. 368 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,041 Oh, he's doing good. 369 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:43,208 Got 150 of the best golfers in the world, and he still thinks he has a chance. 370 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:46,916 You can't rule out the Hawk. You see, if he can get through Friday, 371 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,541 not one of the 60 golfers left standing will feel safe with him on the course. 372 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:53,708 Does he scare you? 373 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:57,416 Lonnie scares the shit out of me. 374 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,666 But if it comes down to me and the Hawk on Sunday, 375 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:03,958 he'll choke. 376 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,791 That's a fact. 377 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,666 He wants it too bad. 378 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:12,666 Those aren't the qualities of a champion man. 379 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:21,375 Sam, you're a genius. How'd you find a Red Lobster in this rich man's enclave? 380 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,416 - I drove to Salinas. - Oh! 381 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,666 - Salinas? - Mm-hmm. 382 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,833 Don't tell me lobster and Cheddar Bay biscuits don't travel. This is heaven! 383 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,958 - What'd you get? - It's so good. 384 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,500 I got that Parrot Isle jumbo coconut shrimp. 385 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,250 - Mmh. - Got a little kick to it. 386 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,333 I usually get the Admiral's Feast, 387 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:39,000 'cause in many ways, I am an admiral. 388 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,958 - Oh yeah. - Oh, lookie here! 389 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:44,625 Oh, hi. Permission to, uh, go to the galley for some napkins? 390 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:47,291 Permission granted. While you're there, grab a bottle of white. 391 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,625 - I got it. Okay. Want something? - I'm okay. Thank you. 392 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:50,916 - You sure? - I'm good. 393 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,750 Milk? White wine? 394 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,750 - Tap water? - I'll go and get it. 395 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,208 - How about a slice of cheese? - Slice of cheese? 396 00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:00,291 Mm! I got pudding. You want some chocolate pudding? 397 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,250 - I'm okay. - You're good? 398 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,083 Thank you. You had something for me? 399 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,291 Yeah. 400 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:11,208 I've been holding on to these things for a long time. 401 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,291 What are they? 402 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:17,333 Your grandmother gave me these three clubs when I was a kid. 403 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:20,875 She found them in a thrift store in Yuba City. 404 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:24,125 She cut them down to size, and she said, "Go play." 405 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,916 And go play I did. 406 00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:29,000 These are the inspirations 407 00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:31,291 that made my life extraordinary. 408 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,750 Look at this putter. 409 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,666 - Yeah. - Thing looks like it's 100 years old. 410 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:40,375 Yeah, look at that. Wooden shaft. That's the way they used to make 'em. 411 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,208 I got pretty good with this thing. 412 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:47,833 I held on to 'em forever 'cause I'm a sentimental creature. 413 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,208 But here, 414 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,291 feel the power of your legacy, son. 415 00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,000 Look. 416 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,791 I know we haven't… really been… 417 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,375 close. 418 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,458 For a long time, I was… pretty mad at you and-- 419 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,375 No, I know. I wasn't around, and I regret that, son. 420 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:12,666 - It's just, your mother-- - Just let me finish. 421 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,958 I will. But your mother didn't want me around-- 422 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:17,791 Yeah, go ahead. Finish. But it… it was her fault. But go. 423 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,416 I was just saying, 424 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,125 you know, I've been mad at you. 425 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,583 And I'm trying to put all that behind me. 426 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,291 I just got some shit I'm dealing with right now. 427 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:33,625 Some of it's stupid. Some of it's super fucking serious. 428 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,041 What do you mean by serious? 429 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,833 I mean, it's nothing I can't handle. 430 00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,208 But I think… 431 00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,375 Um… 432 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:44,125 I just… Well, I just wanted to say, um… 433 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,916 You don't need to say another word. 434 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,208 I love you too. 435 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,708 What time's your, uh, like, tee time tomorrow or whatever? 436 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,125 - Tomorrow? - Yeah, tomorrow. 437 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,708 Uh, the guy said 9:15. 438 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,916 9:15? That's cool. 9:15's a good time. 439 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,291 - How about you? - What's up? 440 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,583 - Your tee time? - My tee time? 441 00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,625 - What's your tee time? - Uh, 11:30. 442 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,083 - That's a good tee time. - Yeah. 443 00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:24,083 - Both are… - They're great. 444 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,916 - Good times. - Really good tee times. 445 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,041 Solid-ass times. 446 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,625 Well, maybe we'll get to play… over the weekend together. 447 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,916 - Yeah, maybe. I'd like that, Dad. - That'd be good. 448 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,125 - Yeah. - Would you? 449 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,083 - I would. - I'm not gonna go easy on you. 450 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,041 - Okay. - I wanna win that US Open, okay? 451 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,666 - Hey. Go for it. - I will. 452 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:41,666 - Okay. - Okay. 453 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,958 Hey, and what was the thing again, 454 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:45,666 that… that's so serious? 455 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,958 Oh… Don't worry about that. 456 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:01,916 What are those? 457 00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,583 My Dad gave me his childhood clubs. 458 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,125 As a peace offering? 459 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,500 Or like a chess move? 460 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,708 Nah. He's not the worst guy in the world. 461 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:14,875 - I… I think he meant it. - Hmm… 462 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,833 He could be gaming you. 463 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,166 Or I could be gaming him. 464 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,583 ♪ Hard iced tea With a taste that's soft ♪ 465 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:25,666 ♪ Teed Off! Teed Off! ♪ 466 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:30,583 Hi. I'm Stacy Hawkins, creator of Teed Off hard iced tea. 467 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,625 I'm unavailable right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. 468 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,000 - ♪ Teed Off! ♪ 469 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,583 Hey, Stacy? 470 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,625 Hey, it's Lonnie. 471 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,250 I'm just calling to say… 472 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:44,583 I'm sorry. 473 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,541 I, uh… 474 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,250 I'm sorry for… 475 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,250 messing everything up with you and Lance and… 476 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,333 I don't want you to worry. 477 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,791 I… Look, 478 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,833 I mean, he has some issues for sure, but… 479 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:06,083 but I think he's working through 'em and he's about to turn the corner. 480 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,916 He's a good kid. 481 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:09,916 And you're a good mother. 482 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,666 Also, I'm sorry I got handsy with you 483 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,458 while you were crying in the bathroom in Vegas. 484 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:17,250 I read the room wrong. 485 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,833 If I didn't read the room wrong, and you want another go in the sack, 486 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:24,416 let me know, because I will drop everything. Just say the word. 487 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,791 It's weird being back at Pebble Beach. 488 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,291 A lot of memories. 489 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:35,791 After I missed that putt in 2010, nothing made sense to me anymore. 490 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:38,791 I was a broken man. 491 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:42,833 But now I'm gonna try and show you both what I'm made of. 492 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,708 Would I like to face him again? You bet. 493 00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:50,500 Beating Lonnie Hawkins, that was a really big moment for me. 494 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:53,708 And, uh, I went on a pretty good run after that. 495 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,166 And the run's not over yet. 496 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:59,458 So, yeah, I'd love for it to come down to me and Lonnie again. 497 00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:02,208 Does my dad have a chance? 498 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:03,833 Um… 499 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,125 Sure. Uh, it's gonna be tough, though. 500 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:08,500 There's a lot of good, young golfers out here. 501 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,833 Guys who are actually in their prime. 502 00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:13,375 So… we'll see. 503 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,500 First off, it's great to be back. 504 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,500 Uh, who do I think is gonna win? 505 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,208 I'm not sure. It's tough to say. 506 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:22,625 I mean, Golden's obviously playing really well. 507 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:26,416 But, um, I feel like the show is all about Lonnie and Lance. 508 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,625 I think it was real nice of the USGA to give him an exemption. 509 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,125 At his age and his ability, 510 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:35,041 you gotta figure this is his last major, right? 511 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:37,166 It's hard to be able to handle the pressure 512 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,875 for four days at a place like Pebble and be competitive. 513 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:42,500 So I guess we're just gonna have to wait and see. 514 00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:45,250 Look, I think there's obviously a lot of noise 515 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:49,041 around two golfers because of something that happened almost 20 years ago. 516 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:51,125 So I'm trying to stay focused on the present. 517 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:54,875 Trying not to get in my own head, because we know that has certainly been… 518 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:57,500 Sounds to me he knows Golden's coming, 519 00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:59,625 just knock, knock, knocking on the door. 520 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:01,750 - Kind of in the middle of… - Excuse me. 521 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:03,666 You had a chance at the Grand Slam 522 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,375 here at Pebble a long time ago, and you missed an easy putt. 523 00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:09,166 Some people have said it's the worst choke in golf history. 524 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,541 Will that be in the back of your mind when you tee off tomorrow morning? 525 00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:26,000 Can you repeat the question? 526 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,875 ♪ They just wanna see some blood, huh? ♪ 527 00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:34,208 ♪ They bettin' 50 racks That he ain't gettin' up ♪ 528 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:37,083 - ♪ I'm kinda feelin' like… ♪ 529 00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,083 ♪ Buss em up! ♪ 530 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:54,291 ♪ Buss em up! ♪ 531 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:57,083 ♪ Buss em up! ♪ 532 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:59,083 ♪ Buss em up! ♪ 533 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,083 ♪ Buss, buss, buss… ♪ 534 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,500 ♪ Uh! ♪ 535 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,166 ♪ I ain't got nothing to lose ♪ 536 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,916 ♪ You could not fit in my shoes ♪ 537 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,916 ♪ I do not easily bruise You won't be able to chew ♪ 538 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:17,083 ♪ Sip through a straw when I'm through Feelin' like, "Hold up!" ♪ 539 00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:20,458 ♪ You know a young'un bout to go nuts ♪ 540 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:23,583 ♪ I'm bout to hit him with 100 blows To the dome ♪ 541 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:27,083 ♪ He won't live to see another round TKO ♪ 542 00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:56,083 {\an8}♪ Buss em up! Buss em up! ♪ 543 00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:58,083 ♪ Buss em up! ♪ 544 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:00,083 ♪ Buss, buss, buss ♪