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<i>Welcome back</i>
<i>to Northern California</i>

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{\an8}<i>and the scenic coastline</i>
<i>of the Monterey Peninsula</i>

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{\an8}<i>for the final day of the 126th US Open.</i>

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{\an8}And if you're joining us just now,

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{\an8}you have missed four
of the most dramatic days in golf history,

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{\an8}and it begins with Lonnie Hawkins.

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{\an8}Kevin, what can you
possibly say about this guy?

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{\an8}I mean, the man is playing
with a broken hand.

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{\an8}Golden Fisk started the day three back

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{\an8}and now sits in the clubhouse
with a one-shot lead over Lance Hawkins

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{\an8}and two strokes over the elder Hawkins.

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{\an8}He'll just have to wait and see
if he's going to be a two-time champion

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<i>or enter a playoff</i>
<i>with either one of these men.</i>

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- <i>Roger Maltbie is standing by…</i>
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Let's go, Lancey!

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Let's go!

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- Sorry, that's my boy right there, so…
- Oh.

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You, uh… you know one of the golfers?

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I train Lance Hawkins,
and he is my best friend.

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- She knows nothing about golf.
- Seriously?

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I'm in pharmaceutical sales,
and we're one of the sponsors, so…

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Okurrr!

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If my boy birdies this hole,
straight to the playoff.

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- Mmm…
- You know what that means?

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Ching! Cha-ching!

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Money time!

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I'm rooting for Lonnie Hawkins.

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No.

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He's in the middle of an epic
father-son battle. It's Shakespearean.

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Let's not do that.

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Maybe let's just keep it down
at this table. I'm sorry. Just forget it.

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You should close out your tab, okay?

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Let's watch
some fucking golf! Let's go!

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This is such
a tough tee shot here at 18 at Pebble.

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Water all down the left.
Got to get the ball in the fairway.

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Oh, smashed right in the middle.
He'll be able to get to the green in two.

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This is gonna put
a lot of pressure on his dad, Lonnie.

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I might have to just eagle this hole
and win this thing right now.

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Cocky little shit, isn't he?

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Ah, Sam, my hand's bleeding again.

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Wrap me.

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Let's get it on.

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That's how it's done!

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<i>- ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Hawk! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's a golfer ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪</i>

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Well, look at you,
basking in the sun, huh?

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Ah, I feel like I deserve it.

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And, you know, as soon as I sign those
Mike's Hard Lemonade papers tomorrow,

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off we go! Rio de Janeiro! Paris!

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Wherever there's no golf, please.

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Please, God.

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Well, you have worked your tail off,

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and I am very proud of you
and all your industrious endeavors.

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Mmm. Thank you.

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Feels so good.
You know what else feels really good?

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Seeing me get better?

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I haven't watched one second of golf
this entire week. Not Lance. Not Lonnie.

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Not my new business partner, Golden.
And it feels like heaven.

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Stacy, I want all
that heaven allows for you.

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Aww…

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Your happiness is the balm
that soothes my soul.

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- Mm.
- Facing death has, uh…

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put me in a meditative mood.

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Mm-hm.

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And I can no longer hold back my feelings.

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Stacen Grumwell Hawkins,

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will you take my hand in marriage?

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Radford!

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Oh my God, that's so silly, Radford.

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Really?

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I want you to consider it.

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That's all I ask.

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- Oh, you're so sweet!
- Well…

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Feel that, Dad? It's a little breezy.

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Might want to club up.

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- Go easy on it. Stay out of the wind.
- Your tricks aren't working, son.

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Can't win the mental game against a man
whose mentality's been forged in battle.

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- There we go.
- Sit, sit, sit, sit…

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<i>Lonnie Hawkins with</i>
<i>a nearly impossible putt for eagle.</i>

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He's gonna make the playoff.

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And then he'll win.

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He could be four back
and need a hole-in-one, and he'll do it.

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- Talking about the Hawk?
- Yes, I am talking about the Hawk.

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What a story, huh?

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I got a story. It's a story about
a little boy from Yuba City, California.

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Lonnie Hawkins.

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- Oh yeah.
- No, not him.

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This is another boy.
A boy whose mother abandoned him.

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Moved across town and started
a whole new family with a different dad.

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Now, this motherless boy worked hard.
He was a javelin thrower.

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- Javelin?
- Yes.

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He became a state champion
in the javelin throw.

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But Yuba City already had a favorite son.

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So this boy left town,

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and one day he sees
this pretty girl in a string bikini.

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Now, this boy, who had never
had much luck with women,

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walks up to her and says, outright,

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"Would you marry me?"

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She said yes.
And theirs was a life of bliss.

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- Alright.
- He bought her a beautiful home.

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And what did she do?

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She left him.

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She walked out on <i>that </i>golf course,
in the middle of the night,

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naked as the day she was born,

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and diddled this boy's half-brother
until the sun came up.

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Hey, Oswald!

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Lonnie Hawkins is this guy's half-brother,

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and Lonnie fucked his wife!

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Fuck yeah!

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Hawk, Hawk, Hawk…

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<i>As fog rolls in off the Pacific</i>
<i>and blankets the Monterey Peninsula,</i>

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<i>we return to the green</i>
<i>at the par-five 18th,</i>

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<i>where Lance and Lonnie Hawkins will decide</i>
<i>just how this tournament continues.</i>

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Hey, Dad.
When you get to the Senior Tour,

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say hey to Vijay and John Daly
and all the other has-beens for me.

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I'll do that, but first
I need you to do something for me.

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- What's that?
- I want you to enjoy this putt.

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No-look that shit.

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<i>♪ Everybody hands go up ♪</i>

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He made it.

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<i>♪ And they stay there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And they say, "Yeah" ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ And they stay there ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Up down, up down, up down ♪</i>

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Hwah!

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<i>♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And if you goin' in</i>
<i>Put your hands in the air… ♪</i>

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<i>Unbelievable!</i>

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<i>Lonnie Hawkins has</i>
<i>potentially forced a playoff</i>

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with Golden Fisk.

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<i>What have we just witnessed?</i>

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Nut tap.

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Nut tap!

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Lonnie Hawkins!

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<i>Lance Hawkins</i>
<i>will now have to make this putt</i>

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<i>if he wants to win the US Open.</i>

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<i>Can you believe this?</i>

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<i>Golden Fisk, Lance Hawkins,</i>
<i>and Lonnie Hawkins</i>

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<i>will play a three-man playoff</i>
<i>tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m.</i>

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See you tomorrow, huh?

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<i>I have never seen</i>
<i>anything close to this.</i>

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Stacy, honey, it looks like Lance, Lonnie,
and Golden are in a playoff tomorrow.

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Well, that might be
something exciting to see.

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I told you, I'm done with golf.

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Okay, dear. I believe you.

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<i>♪ You can ring my bell ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ring my bell♪</i>

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Oh God,
this is bigger than I thought.

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Well, yeah, this is the 18th.
Kind of an iconic hole.

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No, the…

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the moment, not the course.

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I think he's gonna like it here.

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Oh my God, man,
I can't believe we're doing this.

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Yeah, I still feel pretty conflicted
about it, to be honest.

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- Ugh…
- Ew! Is that a tooth?

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- That's totally a tooth.
- There's like bones and stuff.

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- Oh my God.
- You gotta spread this better.

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You think they would've
burned him all the way.

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I know this is supposed to be like a sweet
moment, but this is pretty disgusting.

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Okay.

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There he is, man.

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He's, like, on me.

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Oh shit, someone's coming.

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Where? Fuck.

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Bye, Dad!

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Come on!

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- This is the spot!
- Oh my God! Oh…

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This is the scene of the crime right here.

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I'm feeling so horny right now.

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I'm buzzing like a cicada down there.

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- Come on!
- Oh my God. Okay.

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Oh, I'm having trouble
getting my shirt off here.

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- Come on, get it off.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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There we go.

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Ow! Ow!

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- Ow, what is that?
- What? What?

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What? What?

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- Oh, looks like a tooth.
- Let me see it.

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Yeah, it does. It looks-- That is a tooth.

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Oh God…

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Ow! Something's sticking me in the back.

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Shut up and whip out that Hawk dick!

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Yes, ma'am.

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I am definitely gonna show you
my reproductive organs.

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- Yeah.
- Oh God, I'm so drunk.

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I'm so drunk!

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Just… hold on. Hold on.

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- What?
- Just one second.

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What?

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- What?
- I can't.

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What do you mean?

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I love my wife.

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God, you can love her later.
It's time to fuck.

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I know, but I still love Stacy, I do.

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Besides…

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When you, uh, threw those boots, uh…

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…I shot my wad in my pants.

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- That sucks.
- Okay, here.

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- Olivia!
- Oh God, that's Anton. Oh shit!

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- Get my shoes. Shit!
- No, don't worry about shoes.

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Geronimo!

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Oh my God.

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Olivia, are you out here?

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Olivia!

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What do you want?

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What do I want?
Why haven't you come to watch me play?

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- I've been really busy.
- All week?

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I'm in a three-way playoff right now
with Golden and Dad.

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That's great.
I hope you three have a wonderful time.

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- I have to get back to my packing.
- Wait, Mom! Ow! Mom.

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Did you not hear me?

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We're playing tomorrow
to see who wins the fucking US Open.

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I don't really care who wins
the fucking US Open, okay?

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I'm tired, Lance.

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I'm tired of you and Lonnie
and all your bullshit.

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Mom, I'm sorry about Vegas, all right?

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I'm not sorry about Vegas.
I'm glad I was there.

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That's when I realized it.
I don't want to be a golf wife

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or a golf mom ever again.

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So is that why you made Golden Fisk
the new face of Teed Off?

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I sold out, okay? I'm rich.

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You are more than welcome
to come and visit Radford and me

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at a fancy new mansion
that we will soon be buying.

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- Dad's locked in right now.
- Oh God, please…

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He's looking unbeatable. You should
have seen that no-look putt he made today.

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Three infants posing as men
are gonna whack a ball around

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and try to get it in a hole.

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Just think about that, Lance.

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It's a dumb game.

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You don't understand.

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What don't I understand?

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Mom,

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ever since Vegas,

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those guys have been
threatening to kill me.

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What are you talking about?

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Those guys from the poker game.
I owe 'em four million dollars.

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And they said if I don't win tomorrow,

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00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,166
they're literally gonna kill me.

238
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,125
What?

239
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,708
Oh my God. Are you serious?

240
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,250
Okay, you got to go talk
to your father right now.

241
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,958
He's not gonna listen to me.

242
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,958
I mean, he's obsessed right now, Mom.

243
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:10,875
He's just got that look in his eye.
He's got animal brain.

244
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,750
There's no getting through to him.
At least not from me.

245
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,583
So do you want me to talk to him?

246
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,625
No.

247
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,041
I don't know.

248
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,541
- Maybe I should just let him win.
- Oh my God.

249
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,708
Fuck it. It's what he wants.

250
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,125
He doesn't care.

251
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,708
My whole life has been fucked anyways.
What does it even matter?

252
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,750
Okay, listen to me. I'm gonna handle this.

253
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,166
But this is the last time.

254
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,041
After all this is over,
you really need to get help.

255
00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:52,083
Oh, there you are. Where were you?

256
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:55,333
- I was getting worried.
- Oh, just… I went out for a walk.

257
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,416
With one shoe?

258
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,125
Yeah, just one shoe
builds up a little arch support.

259
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,916
What's that on your back?

260
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,333
- What's what?
- Oh, hold on.

261
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,208
There's something attached to your skin.

262
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,166
Oh…

263
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:06,791
Ugh! Gross!

264
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,791
- It's like a toe or something.
- A toe? Let me see it.

265
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,041
- Here. Ugh!
- Ew!

266
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,750
Oh yeah. It's a toe or a finger bone.

267
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,625
Did you murder someone?

268
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:16,833
Hmm…

269
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,458
- Oh shit. Stacy.
- How can you tell?

270
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,875
The knock. That's how she knocks.

271
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,333
Hi, Stace.

272
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,666
Hey, we got to talk. I'm here about Lance.

273
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,208
The kid's on fire.
Probably gonna beat me tomorrow.

274
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,000
Just kidding. Probably not.
But no, he's very talented.

275
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,375
Lonnie, please, no.

276
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,666
Okay. Uh, let me start.

277
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,083
- This is big time.
- What?

278
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,875
So about an hour ago, I was out
on the 18th green with Olivia Floyd.

279
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,458
You know, Anton's wife.

280
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:49,083
She's very curvaceous.
Very easy on the eyes.

281
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,666
I know who Olivia Floyd is.

282
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,916
Okay, of course.

283
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,916
So, we're out there
on the golf course getting super horny.

284
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,750
'Cause she's a beautiful woman.
You know… she just is!

285
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:58,750
Right.

286
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,916
So she's on top of me,
and she's about to show me her titties.

287
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,625
Which, if you also recall,
they are world-class titties. Like…

288
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:08,291
Titties!

289
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,541
Phew! Like the Beatles of titties.

290
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:14,250
Hit after hit, but if you think of a tit
in that way, musically speaking…

291
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,000
I don't have time for this.
Where the fuck is this going?

292
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,625
She's about to show me the titties,
and all of a sudden it hit me.

293
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,250
No.

294
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,291
I don't want to see those titties.

295
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,708
- You know why?
- I don't care.

296
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,000
Because the only titties I want to see

297
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:31,625
are yours.

298
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,541
I love you, Stacy.

299
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,541
I can't <i>stop </i>loving you.

300
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,708
And it's not just your titties.
It's everything. It's the whole package.

301
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,958
It's…

302
00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,041
I mean it.

303
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:43,625
Are you done?

304
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,458
I…

305
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,416
am done.

306
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,083
- Why don't you sit down for a second?
- Yeah, sure.

307
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,875
So, if you love me…

308
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:54,833
Yeah.

309
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,958
…you will do what I ask.

310
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,250
Anything.

311
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,666
Forever and ever and ever, infinity.

312
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,000
Just ask me.

313
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,833
I want you to let Lance win tomorrow.

314
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,041
No! No. Uh-uh.

315
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,541
Are you crazy? It's a Grand Slam!

316
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,708
- They're gonna kill him, Lonnie!
- Who's gonna kill him?

317
00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:16,041
The bad guys! The mafia! The Russian mob!
I mean, does it even matter?

318
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,875
- Let me talk to 'em.
- Who? I don't know who these people are!

319
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:23,291
Lonnie, your son is a gambling addict.

320
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,208
Okay?

321
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,458
He owes four million dollars to gangsters.

322
00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:30,708
And they are going to kill him
if he doesn't win the tournament.

323
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:34,500
- What if I win and give him the money?
- Oh my God. You're hopeless.

324
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,250
You are the shittiest father
in the history of fatherhood.

325
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,958
I gave him my old clubs.

326
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,250
We had a moment,

327
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,000
together, father and son.

328
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,958
You should have been there, Stacy.

329
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,375
Bonding. We really bonded, Stacy.

330
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,375
Damn, you're gonna make me cry right now.

331
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,500
Lonnie Hawkins, if you love me,

332
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,791
and I mean truly love me,

333
00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,625
you will let our son win.

334
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:10,458
{\an8}<i>Welcome to this very special edition</i>
<i>of the 126th US Open,</i>

335
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:12,416
{\an8}<i>live from Pebble Beach Golf Links.</i>

336
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,750
{\an8}It's Monday morning,

337
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:17,416
{\an8}and what couldn't be decided
after four days of grueling golf

338
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,000
{\an8}<i>will now end here in a three-man playoff.</i>

339
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,208
{\an8}<i>Golden Fisk, Lance Hawkins,</i>
<i>Lonnie Hawkins,</i>

340
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:27,875
{\an8}<i>all making their way to the 17th tee</i>
<i>where they will play the two final holes.</i>

341
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,958
Hey, bud. I spoke to your mom.

342
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:32,791
She told me you're in a bit of trouble.
Spilled the beans.

343
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,208
Oh, don't worry about that.
I got it locked down.

344
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:38,500
- Okay, she's just being dramatic, right?
- It's not your problem, Dad.

345
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,125
We having a family moment here?

346
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,541
You gonna ground Lance,
or are we gonna play golf?

347
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,791
What time's our flight, dear?

348
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,708
- <i>Hey, Stacy?</i>
- It's at 2:30.

349
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,708
<i>Hey, it's Lonnie…</i>

350
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,666
Surprised you're leaving town
with this playoff today.

351
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,541
Everyone else is heading to the course.

352
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,375
<i>…messing everything up with you and Lance.</i>

353
00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:00,750
- So we're cool, right?
- Depends how you define cool.

354
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,500
But yeah, sure, we're cool.

355
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,750
<i>He's a good kid,</i>
<i>and you're a good mother.</i>

356
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,250
How you feeling?

357
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,333
Feeling good. Looking good.

358
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:12,666
<i>We can go back to being</i>
<i>a family again, Stacy.</i>

359
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:17,166
<i>Go on vacations. We could visit</i>
<i>Carlsbad Caverns and get a dog.</i>

360
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,125
<i>Think about it. We'd go</i>
<i>to the NASA Space Museum and see--</i>

361
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,166
I can't do this.

362
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,708
Excuse me. Can you turn the car around?

363
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:27,666
- What on earth for?
- Radford, I have to be there for him.

364
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,583
For who?

365
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,708
When the going gets tough,
the tough get going.

366
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,583
If at first you don't succeed…

367
00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:37,125
Try, try again.

368
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,416
"Nothing can dim the light
that shines from within."

369
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,250
- Mm! Maya Angelou.
- Maya Angelou!

370
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,875
"Be the change you want to see
in the world."

371
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,291
You almost done
with the uplifting aphorisms?

372
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,125
- Feel like I'm watching <i>The </i>fucking <i>View.</i>
- Couple more.

373
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,916
"He who walks a crooked path…

374
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:55,916
lives a crooked life."

375
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Mm-hmm.

376
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,250
- Showtime.
- Get it, baby.

377
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,375
Come on. Come on. Come on.

378
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,291
Whoo!

379
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,250
- Yeah! Haha!
- Boom!

380
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,208
Oh!

381
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,291
Oh, fuck!

382
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,875
Sam, you're a hell of a caddie,
but you can't catch shit.

383
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,375
No pain, no gain. Broken hand!

384
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,125
I might as well break the other one.

385
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,583
Yeah, you don't need it.

386
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:43,708
As we head to the 18th,
we are all tied up.

387
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:45,875
<i>Lonnie Hawkins up first.</i>

388
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,375
Hey, folks.

389
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,500
Hey, why do those guys look so familiar?

390
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,750
Shit, they were at the poker game
in Vegas. What are they doing here?

391
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,791
- They're probably just golf fans.
- Dressed in black leather?

392
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,250
- You know I love leather.
- Yeah, you of all people.

393
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,666
Look, we're on 18.
Try not to hook the ball.

394
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,625
I never hook my driver, Sam.

395
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,333
We call it a… draw.

396
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:13,541
- Well, what's the difference?
- Well, a bad golfer hooks the ball.

397
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,666
A good golfer like me draws the ball.

398
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:21,375
This is probably the toughest
finishing hole drive in championship golf.

399
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,458
Hey, little guy.

400
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,250
Now do as I say.

401
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,833
Hey, diddle diddle.

402
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,208
Right down the middle.

403
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,541
Ah!

404
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:45,000
Oh no, this is hooked way left.
This is headed for Carmel Bay.

405
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,833
Right, go right, go… Fuck!

406
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,833
He'll be lucky
if it stays in the rocks.

407
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,625
He'll be lucky if they can find it.

408
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,083
And he'll be even luckier
if he can hit it again.

409
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,791
Can you drive a little bit faster?

410
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,708
It's just moments away, ma'am.

411
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,583
Okay.

412
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,916
That was quite the… <i>draw, </i>Lonnie.

413
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,750
That was a hook, Sam.

414
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:12,500
If there's ever a hole not to hook it on,
it's the 18th at Pebble Beach.

415
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,916
You little shit!
I told you to go straight.

416
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,833
What part of that did you not understand?

417
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,958
You think this is funny?
Think this is a comedy? 'Cause it's not!

418
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,125
This is all business.

419
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:25,083
Hey, Hawk! How you doing?

420
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,666
I just hit my second shot
up onto the green.

421
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,958
Pretty kick-ass ball striking.
I'm about four feet from the cup.

422
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:33,708
You need me to call in
search and rescue for you down there?

423
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,833
Eat a bag of dicks!

424
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:39,791
Hey, keep in mind, it is the mating season
for the California sea lions,

425
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,166
and I saw a group of the juvenile males,

426
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,958
and they were pointing at your ass

427
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,541
like it was a piece of flank steak,
so… be careful.

428
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,416
Well, that's their problem, not mine.

429
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,458
I like it. You're still fighting.

430
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,541
Damn it!

431
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,666
What have I done?

432
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,208
What have I done, Sam?

433
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,916
You know, I'm hungry right about now.

434
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,125
- Well, I'm not.
- Pff… You know what I could really go for?

435
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,541
One of those Chili's
southwestern egg rolls.

436
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:07,625
- What are you talking about?
- You know what. They're delicious!

437
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,416
Sam, I fucked up. I've lost.

438
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:17,291
♪ <i>I want my baby back, baby back</i>
<i>Baby back, baby back </i>♪

439
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,083
♪ <i>I want my baby back, baby back</i>
<i>Baby back, baby back </i>♪

440
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,750
<i>- ♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I want my baby back ♪</i>

441
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,458
<i>- ♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I want my baby back ♪</i>

442
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,208
<i>- ♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪</i>

443
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:31,958
<i>- ♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪</i>

444
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,958
<i>- ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪</i>

445
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,625
<i>- </i>♪ <i>Chili's baby back ribs </i>♪
<i>- </i>♪ <i>Chili's baby back ribs </i>♪

446
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,041
<i>- ♪ Barbecue sauce ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Barbecue sauce ♪</i>

447
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,958
Sam! You sly dog!

448
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,041
You got me singing on national television
in front of the whole world!

449
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,583
Good! Show 'em how it's done.

450
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,208
Oh!

451
00:21:58,291 --> 00:21:59,875
- Holy… shit.
- Watch it. You good?

452
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,250
- Yeah, I'm good.
- All right.

453
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:02,416
All right, be careful.

454
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,541
Ah!

455
00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,458
Whoo-hoo! Yes!

456
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:47,500
- No fucking way.
- Yeah!

457
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:52,250
We have just witnessed
the greatest shot in golf history.

458
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,583
How in the world did he pull that off?

459
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,625
Excuse me, please. Excuse me.

460
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:03,000
Sam, I'm gonna need
a new MacGregor two-iron.

461
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,250
And call me a vet to reset my hand.

462
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,541
All right, you got it.

463
00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,166
Yeah!

464
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,916
Heck of a shot, Lonnie!

465
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,041
Yeah, it was!

466
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:16,333
It was a heck of a shot, Golden!

467
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,333
Hey, give this to someone you love!

468
00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:20,500
Hell of a souvenir!

469
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,791
Keep it close.

470
00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:35,250
<i>As if the afternoon</i>
<i>needed any more drama,</i>

471
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:38,875
<i>the fog has once again decided</i>
<i>to roll in here at Pebble Beach.</i>

472
00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:43,166
<i>We'll just have to wait and see</i>
<i>how this affects our finalists</i>

473
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,333
<i>as they all head to the 18th green.</i>

474
00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:59,333
Front right quadrant.

475
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,791
Front left quadrant.

476
00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,208
Back right and left.

477
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,083
Gentlemen…

478
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:11,541
I can do this all day long.
I will wear you down eventually.

479
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,333
Golden, you're about to fuck this up.

480
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:26,041
<i>Oh, a devastating miss</i>
<i>for Fisk here.</i>

481
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:31,041
<i>And that just about</i>
<i>closes the door on any hopes for a win.</i>

482
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,208
Oopsie-daisy.

483
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,916
Tough break, Golden.

484
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:42,375
Well, Dad…

485
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,166
whatever happens,

486
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:47,875
I love you.

487
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,916
Just want you to know that, in case…

488
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,708
Well…

489
00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,666
Never mind.

490
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,291
Yay!

491
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:47,000
<i>With that putt, Lance Hawkins</i>
<i>continues to put pressure on his father.</i>

492
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:51,708
<i>Lonnie will have to make his putt</i>
<i>in order to stay in this playoff,</i>

493
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,416
<i>to continue here at Pebble Beach,</i>

494
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,833
<i>and to maintain his chances</i>
<i>for that Grand Slam.</i>

495
00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:00,333
<i>If he misses, it's all over.</i>

496
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:05,458
<i>Lance Hawkins will be the winner</i>
<i>of this 126th US Open.</i>

497
00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,083
Son, I'm gonna have to make this putt.

498
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:36,666
Do what you got to do.

499
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,583
Lonnie Hawkins has been here before.

500
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,750
<i>What could he be thinking?</i>

501
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,458
<i>Hey, Lance!</i>

502
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:50,041
<i>Lance.</i>

503
00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:53,125
<i>Hey, Dad.</i>

504
00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:54,875
<i>Hey, Lance.</i>

505
00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:58,750
<i>Would it be okay if I… made that putt?</i>

506
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:03,125
<i>I'd be the proudest son</i>
<i>in the world if you made that putt.</i>

507
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:04,958
<i>I love you, son.</i>

508
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,708
<i>I love you too, Dad.</i>

509
00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,541
<i>Sorry, son,</i>
<i>I got to make this putt.</i>

510
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,833
<i>Do what you got to do, Dad.</i>

511
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:16,750
Yes!

512
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,833
Welcome to the club, kid.

513
00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:20,625
Let's go!

514
00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:23,875
Whoo!

515
00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,125
Whoo!

516
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,708
Wonderful!

517
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,583
I missed that on purpose.

518
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:34,916
I missed it on purpose.

519
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,458
Dad. Great game.

520
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:40,666
I missed on purpose, son.

521
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,000
Well, I lied.

522
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,458
No one wanted to kill me.

523
00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:47,916
Huh?

524
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,333
What?

525
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:52,208
Thanks for the tickets, Lance!

526
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,416
It's a mental game, Dad.

527
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,125
You taught me that.

528
00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:00,041
I had to get in your head somehow.

529
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,208
You lied?

530
00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:06,000
You beat me at my own game.

531
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:07,375
Yeah.

532
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,291
You beat me at my own game!

533
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:12,166
- I got--
- You beat me at my own game!

534
00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:17,166
Oh my God, you son of a…

535
00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:21,500
Oh, Radford, I'm so sorry.
I cannot marry you.

536
00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:24,833
Because I am in love with <i>that man.</i>

537
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:28,916
My son, Lance Hawkins, US Open champion!

538
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,250
Go to hell, Lonnie Hawkins!

539
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:48,291
Oh shit.

540
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:56,000
<i>That is a perfect javelin throw.</i>

541
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,833
<i>Beautiful form.</i>
<i>And by the way, nice snag by the caddie.</i>

542
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,958
Honeybunch!

543
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:08,708
Oh my God!
Look! I can't believe I caught this.

544
00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:14,000
I fucking love golf. Sport of kings.

545
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,750
Sam, that was a hell of a catch!

546
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,250
You saved my life.

547
00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,916
That's what caddies do.

548
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,833
- Yeah!
- Oh my God!

549
00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:30,208
Whoo!

550
00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:32,791
Oh, I love you so much.
I'm so proud of you.

551
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:36,083
If that was a 40-yard dash,
your time would be under two seconds.

552
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:39,375
- God dang.
- You should go to the NFL Combines.

553
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:41,583
Yeah, I'm fucking amazing.

554
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,458
God dang it. Look at you.

555
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,458
- Look at me!
- You never cease to amaze!

556
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,958
Dude!

557
00:30:47,041 --> 00:30:48,416
That was crazy.

558
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,041
Here's what I don't understand.

559
00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:05,125
Why is your stupid hand back in that cast?

560
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:08,166
Well, I had to reset it,
and then it wasn't healing right--

561
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:12,166
And it got infected, so then I had to
reset it from the first time I reset it.

562
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:16,000
And then I got gangrene
and started oozing discharge and…

563
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,875
I mean, at one point,

564
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,541
there was spider eggs coming out of it.

565
00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,208
It was like <i>Charlotte's Web.</i>

566
00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,541
Then I looked up a hand surgeon.

567
00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:28,041
He wanted to chop the thing off.
I fought for it. I fought like hell.

568
00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:30,000
Reset it, and here we are.

569
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:33,958
<i>Lance, how does it feel to win</i>
<i>the US Open and beat your own father?</i>

570
00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:37,000
Ugh… Honestly? Complicated.

571
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,666
I mean, I wish we both could've won, but…

572
00:31:40,541 --> 00:31:42,666
you know, I did.

573
00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:46,250
<i>Do you think you'll take some time</i>
<i>to rest and enjoy this historic win?</i>

574
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:51,041
Actually, we're doing a cross-country
road trip together while he recovers.

575
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:54,708
Yeah, we're gonna go to the
Carlsbad Caverns, the NASA Space Museum…

576
00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,375
Think you'll be able to golf again?

577
00:31:56,458 --> 00:32:00,500
Believe it or not, they asked me to be
the captain of the Ryder Cup next year.

578
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:01,583
- What?
- Yeah!

579
00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:02,541
Oh my God!

580
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:06,000
Not gonna keep this apex predator
off the golf course. You know that.

581
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,416
That's right.

582
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:11,500
Not all the bumps and bruises
and boulders and bullshit.

583
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:14,208
- Delicious beats bullshit.
- Beats bullshit. That's right.

584
00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:15,875
- Every time.
- Every time.

585
00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,541
You know, in many ways,

586
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:20,083
this experience has
brought us closer together.

587
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:24,166
You know, we've just… we've realized,
you know, how much we have in common.

588
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,500
Four cartons of fucking milk?

589
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,500
Bad. Bad. Bad…

590
00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:32,041
I mean, cheese balls, wine, Triscuits?
I can't fucking live like this.

591
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,583
<i>Sorry, I missed that.</i>

592
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:36,833
Oh, yeah, I said, at the end of the day,

593
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:40,083
it's just great to know
how much we have each other's backs.

594
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:45,000
Well, I'm sorry that you lost
the US Open, Lonnie.

595
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:46,833
That's some bullshit.

596
00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,125
Yeah.

597
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,333
That would have been something else.

598
00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:52,375
Mm-hmm.

599
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:57,125
You did the right thing, though,
missing that putt.

600
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,166
You did miss it on purpose, right?

601
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,375
Pickle?

602
00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:20,208
<i>♪ If I wish real hard</i>
<i>When I close my eyes ♪</i>

603
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,833
<i>♪ If I could change the world</i>
<i>Would I even try? ♪</i>

604
00:33:24,916 --> 00:33:26,833
<i>♪ Try to believe ♪</i>

605
00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:30,083
<i>♪ If I found a reason to regain my pride ♪</i>

606
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:34,458
<i>♪ Oh, if I try to believe ♪</i>

607
00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:37,375
<i>♪ Try to believe ♪</i>

608
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:39,375
<i>♪ It's so hard to trust another ♪</i>

609
00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,875
<i>♪ When it's easier to hide ♪</i>

610
00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:44,333
<i>♪ It's so hard to believe ♪</i>

611
00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:46,750
<i>♪ Unless we try, baby, try ♪</i>

612
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:50,166
<i>♪ Ooh, try to believe one more time ♪</i>

613
00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:55,375
<i>♪ Oh, and I try, baby, try, baby, try ♪</i>

614
00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,375
<i>- ♪ Try to believe ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

615
00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:00,250
<i>♪ And I try to believe one more time ♪</i>

616
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:05,375
<i>♪ Ooh, and I try, baby, try, baby, try ♪</i>

617
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:07,375
<i>♪ Try to believe ♪</i>

618
00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,375
<i>♪ If we listen to the voices ♪</i>

619
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:12,375
<i>♪ That were silent for so long ♪</i>

620
00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:14,875
<i>♪ If you thought they went away ♪</i>

621
00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:17,875
<i>♪ Well, you couldn't be more wrong ♪</i>

622
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:22,375
<i>♪ If I tell you there is something</i>
<i>That we've lost but can retrieve ♪</i>

623
00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:27,625
<i>♪ If I tell you there is hope</i>
<i>If we try to believe ♪</i>

624
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:32,875
<i>♪ You remember there's a dream</i>
<i>That we long since put aside ♪</i>

625
00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:36,375
{\an8}<i>♪ We can have it once again if we ♪</i>

626
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:39,208
<i>♪ Try, baby, try ♪</i>