1 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:09,313 Last week, Hypergnosis was being acquired by Cupertino. 2 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:10,575 It's not happening. 3 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:12,142 I did meet a Danish CFO. 4 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,926 Of course, we used protection. 5 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:16,842 What can Hypergnosis do to help us win our next war? 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,149 We represent America's veterans. 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:20,890 I told you they were from the VA. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,066 I need a sexy new client. 9 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:24,894 I was in there, and I saw you take that thing. 10 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,548 You've been running a magnificent scam 11 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:28,506 on all your clients. 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,768 My company, we harvest your data. 13 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,553 Like how you and your ex-husband 14 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,033 both try to dodge custody of the kid. 15 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:07,545 Man. 16 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,128 Come on. 17 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:42,710 Audio message to Jojo Therapy. 18 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:48,369 Hey, making sure you're getting my messages. 19 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,892 Uh, for the next session tomorrow, 20 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,416 I was hoping maybe you could come up with 21 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,069 a list of your, like, 22 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,725 real thoroughbred clients from your stable. 23 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:59,161 Super-- 24 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:02,339 Super excited about this next chapter 25 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:05,124 in our alliance. 26 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,171 Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging 27 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,782 and idea sploshing. 28 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:16,832 OK, text me, unless you're under something heavy. 29 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,833 Are you? 30 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:22,490 Uh, kidding, obviously. 31 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,012 It's Duncan. 32 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,320 How are my ketones? 33 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,410 - 0.3 millimolar. - Ah. 34 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,367 I had too many gojis in my slurry. 35 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:31,716 I told you. 36 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:32,848 I mean, I don't think it's the gojis. 37 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:34,631 What the hell? Where is my 1 by? 38 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,548 Oh, um, I don't know. 39 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:38,853 My 1 by. 40 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,033 Uh, where's Thelma? 41 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,209 Where's Thelma? Thelma. Thelma. 42 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,298 The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday-- 43 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,560 yeah, remember? 44 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:50,996 Where is it? 45 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,562 I don't know where the cube is. 46 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,739 Did you take my cube, Thelma? 47 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:57,480 Listen, I-- I am not accusing you. 48 00:02:57,481 --> 00:03:00,049 I know it's cliché, but we were just talking about it. 49 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,792 No. No, Thelma, brain food only. 50 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:06,925 Fish with the good omega-3-- the Atlantic-- 51 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:07,926 - It's not-- - I did not take it. 52 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:08,884 - Nova maybe? - Don't cry. 53 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:09,885 Don't do that. - It's OK. 54 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:10,842 Thank you. She's OK. 55 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,104 She's crying. 56 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,149 - She's not crying. There's-- - She-- 57 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,629 - She stole my cube. - Really? 58 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,500 Hey, this is what you want said about you? 59 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,023 He yells at the help? - She stole-- 60 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,982 - Nothing worse. - Nothing worse? Really? 61 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,418 How about she fucked a Great Dane? 62 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:29,731 Run if you're gonna run. 63 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,123 Jamie's task force is this morning. 64 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,955 It's time to think endowment gifts. 65 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,957 Stanford's not taking this one for free. 66 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,176 OK. 67 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:43,787 Bah, bah-da-dum! 68 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:51,579 Hey, Duncan. Hey, Duncan! 69 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:54,146 Oh, Jesus, Nena. You're paparazzi now? 70 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,844 Well, you weren't taking my calls. 71 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,629 I can't find the stock app on this thing. 72 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,370 Mm. Concerns about your price? 73 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,633 No. Just doing fiduciary hygiene. 74 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:03,765 Well, markets are closed today. 75 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,462 It's Labor Day. - Oh! 76 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,464 Well, when's CEO Day, huh? - But hey. 77 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,031 But some of us are on a deadline. 78 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,425 So off the record, in the lockbox, 79 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:14,818 any comment on the Cupertino acquisition? 80 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,691 Come on, man! You started this! 81 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,822 Are talks still going ahead? What's happening? 82 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,607 You know, after your last article came out, 83 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,524 a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor. 84 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:26,831 Maybe your lockbox is in need of rejuvenation. 85 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:29,573 Hey, can we stop running, please? 86 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:32,402 I eat a standard American diet. 87 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,186 Duncan, please! 88 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,844 Duncan, no one knew that you were the source-- 89 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,499 not from me, anyway. - Good. 90 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:46,286 And if you want anything else about me, from me, 91 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,417 you're gonna need to stay my Deep Throat, OK? 92 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:49,593 No. 93 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:50,812 You're my Deep Throat. 94 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,595 Any way you like it, Nena. 95 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,990 Uh-- 96 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:00,604 Audio message to Jojo Therapy. 97 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,344 Hey. 98 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:05,000 Um, just to say, you could hit me back. 99 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,828 I'm anxious, OK? Man anxious. 100 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,309 Manxious. 101 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,791 I want a gun. 102 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:17,141 OK, but honey, they said they caught the guy. 103 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:19,100 They think they did. 104 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:22,191 Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information-- 105 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,454 You caught a guy, not the guy. 106 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,151 Are you hungry? Eat something. 107 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,893 My child sleeps down there, OK? 108 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,330 I mean, what if this guy is still 109 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,854 out there lurking, waiting? 110 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,071 You can eat more than that. 111 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,248 See, this is why your tummy hates you. 112 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,468 Looks like he tried to break the seal with this. 113 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:39,861 That's my "Pippin"! 114 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,428 This is--oh, my God. 115 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:44,908 This is an original Broadway Cast recording. 116 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,563 Wow, look at that. 117 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,435 Trashed. I'm sorry, that's just... 118 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:49,871 - You know... - Great. 119 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,655 He must have come in through the waiting room. 120 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:54,528 Yeah, how many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock? 121 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:56,093 I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, 122 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,965 but what choice do we have but a gun? 123 00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:00,490 OK, well, true, Alvin, our landlord-- 124 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,231 we asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're gonna ask-- 125 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,624 He's done nothing. 126 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,278 OK, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, OK? 127 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,802 No gun. 128 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:11,458 I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death. 129 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,068 No offense. 130 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,461 You rent? 131 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,554 You might not be taking this seriously enough. 132 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,991 I think you are being a little bit irrational, 133 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,992 to tell you the truth. - Oh, wake up, Gary. 134 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,212 We work with several ultra-rich clients-- 135 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,563 I mean, people on the radar of cabals 136 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:32,348 and cartels and conglomerates. 137 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:35,395 I mean, you don't think that-- that one of their rivals 138 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,526 might plant a listening device in their therapist's office? 139 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:38,788 I don't know. 140 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:41,401 I mean, CIA does it all the time. 141 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,315 - The CIA? - Yes, the CIA. 142 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,708 OK. 143 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,449 There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs. 144 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,581 It's going to help. 145 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,278 I don't want a Klonopin, Gary. 146 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,932 I want a fucking gun. 147 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,324 I never get anything I want. 148 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,804 We still have all the old furniture 149 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,458 from your first marriage. - Yeah. 150 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,765 Fine. Fine! Well, now, I want a gun. 151 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:21,615 I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore. 152 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:24,226 Wynningidea.com-- that's winning with a Y, 153 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:27,881 by the way, like whining, but more horrible. 154 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:31,102 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know that site. 155 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,583 People pay 15 grand to pitch their 156 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:36,804 "winning idea" to CEO types like me-- 157 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,458 15 minutes. 158 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:41,939 But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn? 159 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,812 So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs 160 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,596 or bored, retired types like me. 161 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:50,469 It triggered me like a fire alarm at a-- 162 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,254 at a fireworks factory. 163 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:54,169 That's how bad it triggered me. 164 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,257 Never again! 165 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,954 It's OK, Carl. 166 00:07:57,041 --> 00:08:00,523 We--we all feel that way, uh, sometimes. 167 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:03,439 Horrible people who have no boundaries, 168 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:07,922 no manners, no integrity, we--we want to lash out. 169 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,315 Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting... 170 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:11,447 - Yes. - Them. 171 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,969 Yes. Amen, sister. 172 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:13,841 Let's hurt 'em. 173 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:15,538 Um, yeah. 174 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,062 But what are some strategies that-- 175 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,499 that--that we could use? 176 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:22,457 Um, what about our mnemonics? 177 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,894 Stop. 178 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,070 S-T-O-P, stop, yeah. 179 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,376 That thing? - Yeah, that's right. 180 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:28,681 Uh, S, stop. 181 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:30,161 T, take a step back. O-- 182 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,728 Yeah, can I--forgive me. 183 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:36,646 Can I just-- the S of STOP is stop. 184 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,908 The acronym is STOP. 185 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,997 But the S of STOP stands for stop? 186 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:44,087 Yeah, yeah, that's, um-- that's--no, that's right. 187 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:46,395 Um, S, stop. T, take a step back. 188 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,657 - Yeah. - O, observe. 189 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:48,832 P... - Yeah. 190 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,965 Proceed mindfully. 191 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,183 It's just a little thing to remember 192 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,489 for when that anger starts-- 193 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,274 The S in STOP is for stop, correct? 194 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:59,842 I mean, couldn't you people pretend to dress it up 195 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,191 a little bit? 196 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,454 I mean, slow down, suspend-- 197 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,848 something! 198 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,588 I can't believe a group of professionals 199 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:09,766 got into a room and landed on that! 200 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,855 Probably high-fived each other over it, you know? 201 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,553 I mean, on the face of it, if I could stop, 202 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,077 I wouldn't need the mnemonic. 203 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,645 If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management. 204 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,255 I'm here because I can't stop, right? 205 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,953 Stop is only the first step. 206 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,476 Yeah, of STOP! 207 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,565 Of STOP! 208 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,870 Right, stop. 209 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,307 Now T... - OK. 210 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,919 - Take a step back. - Yeah, are you testing me? 211 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,008 Because I think I may fail. 212 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,792 Because I may start-- 213 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,011 S is for start-- 214 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,273 T, uh, throwing things. 215 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,493 - Carl. - A is for at. 216 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,105 Uh, R is for, uh-- - Don't say it. 217 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,323 I'm gonna say it. 218 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,368 - Don't say it. - I'm gonna say it. 219 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,804 Retarded. - OK. 220 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,500 And the last T is for therapists! 221 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,590 I am going to start throwing things 222 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,549 at retarded therapists! 223 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,506 Huh? I said it! 224 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:56,725 OK. 225 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:57,814 Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl. 226 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,208 Just--just breathe. - You breathe! 227 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:06,518 But I've seen SAT scores go up 15, 20% 228 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,084 with the right fungal regime. 229 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,260 But there's always side effects with fungus. 230 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,175 - Yes. - OK. 231 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,872 - So retest... - Hi. 232 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,918 With the hitting and getting the right-- 233 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,964 Sure. But let's say she hits 1300. 234 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,792 Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon... 235 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,229 - Jamie's going to Stanford. - No, I'm going to Stanford. 236 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:24,232 That's me. Sorry. 237 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,713 Jamison, low-key favor? 238 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,715 Can you try these glasses on? 239 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,066 Wow! Right, yes. 240 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,068 It's, like, worth 100 IQ points. 241 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,591 - Right. - Yeah. 242 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,027 - For the interview. - Yeah. 243 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:39,813 And what if we went a bit radical with her hair? 244 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,553 Maybe multicolor? - Uh... 245 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,251 - Manifest... - Mm. 246 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,209 Individuality? 247 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,429 No. 248 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:50,388 I think she'd look like a blue-eyed pinata. 249 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,306 I want the first swing. 250 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,656 No, sweetie, I'm kidding. 251 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,832 Let's talk accommodations. 252 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,182 Dr. Gary? - Mm. 253 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,443 Yes. - A little preview, perhaps? 254 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,358 - Yeah. - Yeah? 255 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,098 Um, sorry. 256 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,841 So, uh, as I said, the... 257 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,799 Full report promised, but-- 258 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:13,454 OK, so boiling it down to some salient headlines... 259 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,761 Mm-hmm. 260 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,936 The non-verbal abstract processing, average. 261 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:20,941 Um, but Jamison does, uh, meet the qualifying 262 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:25,641 diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just. 263 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,164 So double time. Does she get double? 264 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,689 If you'd like-- 265 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,428 A significant number of applicants will have 200%. 266 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,996 - Right. - OK, I don't need it. 267 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:36,826 I'm not SpEd. - Duncan. Remi. 268 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,393 You remember Remi, our admissions consultant? 269 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,742 Remi, will you tell him what you're thinking 270 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,613 re the endowments? - Oh. 271 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,919 Yeah. 272 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,790 3 or 4 million to the endowment fund. 273 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,966 Any more starts to look like a bribe, 274 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,447 unless we're talking a new library. 275 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,320 Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless? 276 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,755 - This is all such bullshit! - Jamie. 277 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,365 Whoa. 278 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,845 She's upset about being neurodivergent. 279 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,282 Ugh, I'm not. 280 00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,979 Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin. 281 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,198 I'm not! 282 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,199 You want to have to take the test 283 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,765 twice as fast as everyone else? 284 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,637 Let's retest. Yeah. - Jim-Jam. 285 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,727 Just re-take the neuro thingy, OK? 286 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,076 Just do that. I'll take you. 287 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,165 We'll get cheeseburgers. - No, no cheeseburgers. 288 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,340 Yeah, and, like, there's nothing wrong 289 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,340 with being on the spectrum. 290 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,559 I mean... 291 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,431 I always assumed you are, with me on it. 292 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,694 And, hey, who among the Silicon savants 293 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,652 aren't a little divergent in the neuro, right? 294 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,958 Right. 295 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,481 I mean, that's why we're so good at telling 296 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,788 the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff. 297 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,268 We're on the outside looking in. 298 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:30,139 Right, Dr. Gary? - That's right. 299 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,404 That's, uh, a really... 300 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,232 Interesting perspective on that. 301 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:38,148 JoAnne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum. 302 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,628 Well, why would she? 303 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,935 No. What? 304 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,199 No, why would she? That's--I'm sorry, I misspoke. 305 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,941 Uh, that's called a cognitive overload, folks. 306 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,159 JoAnne is my wife. JoAnne was texting. 307 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,725 Right. 308 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:51,988 And I was talking to you, and I just-- 309 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,468 Oh, and-- 310 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,556 Oh, look, there she is again, right? 311 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,035 Yeah. What a relief. 312 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,733 'Cause I thought she got hit by a truck. 313 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,650 Uh, no. 314 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,785 Glad to see your phone's working. 315 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,003 Uh, I'm curious if Gary is aware 316 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,744 of your unusual investment strategy. 317 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,486 Should I ask him? 318 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,495 No, you don't, lady. You can't cancel on me. 319 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:21,496 You do not... 320 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,846 Get to do that. - Hello? 321 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,022 Duncan? Hey. Can I-- 322 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,241 Yeah. 323 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,547 Listen, just to apologize, 324 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,898 it was highly unprofessional of me 325 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,117 to identify you as a patient in front of others. 326 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,858 It was-- - A violation? 327 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,817 Transgression? Crime? 328 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,036 No, not a crime, actually. 329 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,648 But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever. 330 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,259 I've never been diagnosed. 331 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,435 That's-- Sorry. 332 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,132 We're having quite an anxious morning. 333 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,133 That's JoAnne-- 334 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,223 Actually, uh, 335 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:57,183 I keep meaning to get tested, but, um... 336 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,188 Well, I mean, if you're interested, 337 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,798 that's something I could do for you, sure. 338 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,497 I mean, on the house. Don't worry. 339 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,803 Oh, great. What are you doing now? 340 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,326 It's Labor Day, Gary. You wanna labor? 341 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,589 Uh... sure. 342 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,635 Yeah. Today? Sure. 343 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,114 - Yes. - Yeah. 344 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,812 - Great. You need the internet? - No, no, no. 345 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,247 - Great. - Old school. 346 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,076 Good. Not here. Not here. 347 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,990 I know a great place. 348 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,819 No one will bother us even if they wanted to. 349 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,952 OK? - Yeah? 350 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,132 OK, so microphones-- 351 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,047 same as bedbugs. 352 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,614 They burrow down to where it's warm. 353 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,660 Gross, right? Yeah. 354 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,315 Look behind your couch cushions and chairs. 355 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,143 And look closely... - Ugh! 356 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,318 At the fabric. 357 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,710 Even the faucet can make 358 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,625 sneaky hiding places for cameras 359 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,063 as tiny as a grain of salt. 360 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,936 And people, your art, 361 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,112 those paintings, is that pattern 362 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:59,289 hiding a 3D-printed mic? 363 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,944 And remember, it's only paranoia 364 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,685 in the eyes of soon-to-be-sorries. 365 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,469 And...[speaking indistinctly] 366 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,987 What's wrong, Gary? 367 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,902 You look a little green. - No, no, no. 368 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,208 You're one of those guys who really likes to drive. 369 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,383 I wasn't driving. 370 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,602 It's a self-driving car. 371 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,256 I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right? 372 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,955 Right, yeah. Yeah. 373 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,957 - You're not a risk guy, Gary? - Ah. 374 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,610 - Huh? Huh? - Sure. 375 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,524 Let me ask you, how are you with your investments? 376 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,353 You like--you like to get freaky with the Dow? 377 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,182 Oh, you know, investing is, like, 378 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,923 JoAnne's department, mostly. 379 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:08,837 - Is it? - Yeah. 380 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,273 Oh. 381 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,883 Lili never shuts up about my portfolio. 382 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,798 JoAnne must keep you abreast. 383 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,409 Right? - Uh, not so much. 384 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,890 It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes-- 385 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,154 Yeah. Good. That's--you want to go? 386 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,938 Right. 387 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,724 Home sweet home. 388 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,552 Everyone has a smart house, right? 389 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,077 This one's dumb. 390 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,295 That whole thing on top of the house, 391 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,123 that's a Faraday cage. 392 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,255 Blocks all cellular. 393 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,085 Here, give me yours. - Oh, no. 394 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,695 I need to have this right now, if that's OK. 395 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,001 But no cell phones inside. 396 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,742 Yeah, sure. 397 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,136 Great. Could use a break. - Good. 398 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,269 - Great. - Yep. 399 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,010 The internet's never once popped its cherry. 400 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,013 I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you. 401 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,624 Your phone won't suggest you breathe, 402 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,800 and I guess, if you fall down and break your leg, 403 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,541 you're shit out of luck. - Yeah. 404 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,063 I suppose. 405 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,761 Let's find out how weird I am. 406 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,327 All right. 407 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,602 I confuse texture with temperature. 408 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:23,564 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 409 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,305 Like, when I touch things? 410 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:30,614 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 411 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,921 Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit. 412 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,356 You know, like a melon rind. 413 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:37,534 So... rarely? 414 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,928 I fear flowers with thorns. 415 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,975 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 416 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,890 Never. 417 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,197 I don't know-- wait, so should I? 418 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,592 Mm, rarely. Rarely. 419 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,594 I feel judged by my clothes. 420 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,902 Always, sometimes, rarely, never. 421 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,430 Well, sometimes. 422 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,265 I'm sorry, does that count for more? 423 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,009 I have difficulty waiting my turn. 424 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,142 Always, sometimes, rarely-- 425 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,101 Always. 426 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,938 Orson. Orson, I need you right now. 427 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,637 I-- 428 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,726 did you lock the door? 429 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:45,646 OK, I have all my passwords 430 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:50,954 saved here somewhere on a thumb drive, and I--I-- 431 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,219 I need to change all of them. 432 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,265 OK, um, uh, hey, what-- 433 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,614 what if you just give me the computer password? 434 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,574 Then I can change them all. 435 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,273 Aren't you smart? 436 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,101 OK, um, it's your name and your birthday. 437 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,852 Uh, did you do the capital O? 438 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,635 I did the capital O. 439 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,598 That's not the right date. 440 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,427 - Well, that's my birthday. - No, it's not. 441 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,645 It-- 442 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,343 It totally is. - It's the 11th. 443 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,823 No, it's--it's the 10th. 444 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,047 This is why you always call me the day after my birthday? 445 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,921 I-- 446 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:53,322 It's, um--it's-- 447 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,497 it's Halloumi's birthday. 448 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,978 Halloumi? 449 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,893 Yeah, our-- she was your dad's, actually. 450 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,940 Um, uh, Halloumi, wiener dog. 451 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,856 We scattered her ashes at the beach? 452 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:08,685 That--that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm-- 453 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,904 you remember. 454 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,907 Yes, you do. You loved it. 455 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,344 There was that--that mine ride 456 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,346 with the animatronic Chinese laborers, 457 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,914 and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you. 458 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,699 Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson. Jesus. 459 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,876 You think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm? 460 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,056 Um, why don't-- why don't we just do 461 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,580 the fingerprint thing instead? 462 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,017 Yeah. Good idea. 463 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,197 Um, like this? 464 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,330 Um, right over here. 465 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,592 This. 466 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,856 Yeah. Thank you. 467 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,259 Can you hear that? Listen. 468 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,351 Total lack of microwaves. 469 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,657 Yeah, it's--it's a-- 470 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,008 it's a beautiful house, Duncan. 471 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:16,013 It was Hamish's, my business partner, 472 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,581 college roommate. 473 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,148 He loved it here. 474 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,410 We co-founded Fahfa. 475 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,890 You remember Fahfa? 476 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,718 Yeah. Uh, yeah. 477 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,068 A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fahfa. 478 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:30,200 And I bought a Subaru on Fahfa. 479 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,899 It was actually my second Subaru. 480 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:32,943 Got that on Fahfa. 481 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,858 Nice. Nice. 482 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,904 OK, so I really gotta get back. 483 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,253 So can you run me to the-- 484 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,776 Yes. Yes. You remember Hamish? 485 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,778 Hamish was a genius. 486 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:44,867 Inept, but, you know, he couldn't... 487 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,347 OK. 488 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,871 He couldn't look people in the eye. 489 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,612 He couldn't-- couldn't talk to people. 490 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:53,181 I talked for him. 491 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:54,661 Huh. 492 00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,232 Dude had a horrible stutter. 493 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,713 Yeah, I would steal his, uh-- 494 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:08,152 his shoes, his medication-- you know, that kind of thing. 495 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:12,242 And he'd go, "Fah-fah-fuck you, Duncan." 496 00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:14,420 And that's how we came up with the name Fahfa. 497 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,812 Oh. 498 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,728 He hanged himself. 499 00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:20,295 Oh. 500 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,296 Right above where you're standing, actually. 501 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,993 - Oh. Fuck. - Yeah. 502 00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:26,083 You can still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye. 503 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,520 "Sorry." 504 00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:32,263 Yeah. 505 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,656 Should have been, "You're welcome," right? 506 00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,136 You're welcome. 507 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,225 He--he gave me this house, gave me everything 508 00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:40,010 and a chance to do it on my own. 509 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,623 Yeah. 510 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:48,367 That's how I bought Hypergnosis. 511 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,719 Whew! 512 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:55,765 Wish I had a JoAnne back then. 513 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,725 Let's go. OK. 514 00:22:58,855 --> 00:22:59,726 OK. 515 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,731 JoAnne deserves so much more. 516 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,123 And I'm not talking about you. 517 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,170 I'm--I'm sure you keep her very satisfied. 518 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:14,349 And I'm--I'm-- I mean financially. 519 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,742 We're doing all right, Duncan. 520 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,482 I appreciate your concern. 521 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,441 You can call yourself a car, right? 522 00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:21,617 I'm gonna hang back and meditate. 523 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,053 If you just go up the hill, 524 00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:26,012 you'll eventually get service, OK? 525 00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,710 Wait, up--up this? 526 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,810 OK. 527 00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:42,463 What was JoAnne texting Gary about? 528 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,813 - Uh, well-- - Was it about me? 529 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,468 It was, wasn't it? It was about me. 530 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,601 No. Uh, no, it's not. It's, um-- 531 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,211 - OK, what-- - She--she wants-- 532 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,342 uh, she wants a gun. 533 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,779 A gun. 534 00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,655 A gun? - Yes. 535 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,403 A gun. 536 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,323 - Good morning. - Good morning. 537 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,542 - Good morning. - We'll figure it out. 538 00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:18,195 OK. 539 00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,249 Uh, good morning, Bill. 540 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,163 Morning, Dr. Webb. 541 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:33,296 Uh, wondering, what's that? 542 00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,386 That was for Lacy. 543 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,649 Last year, she was one of the ones 544 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:40,304 who put herself in a Caltrain's path. 545 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,872 Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one. 546 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:49,575 OK. 547 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,535 I know what they're gonna say. 548 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,624 Klepto. Pyro. 549 00:24:56,625 --> 00:25:00,062 Psycho. 550 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,587 Probably make a lot of bitches smile 551 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:04,198 if I unalived myself. 552 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:07,027 I'm just having too much fun, you know? 553 00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,729 Hmm? 554 00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:15,817 What's that? 555 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:19,300 You got no wisdom to share? 556 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,736 Speak up. 557 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:24,131 So embarrassing. 558 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,282 Whoa! 559 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:46,283 Easy! 560 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,770 Are you nervous? Don't be. 561 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,250 You're gonna be great. Not great. 562 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:57,599 You don't have to be great. 563 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,601 Just keep expectations... 564 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:00,863 Reasonable. 565 00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,082 Here, I say this to my clients. 566 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,431 You know the story of Icarus? 567 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:06,695 He, um--he tried to fly, uh, too close to the sun, 568 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,916 but his wings melted, and so he fell down to Earth and died. 569 00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:14,006 But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown. 570 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:17,314 The middle, that is where you want to be. 571 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,534 Yep. You're not drowning. 572 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,230 You're not getting burned by the sun. 573 00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:22,885 But, hey, you're flying. 574 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:25,365 That's cool. - OK. Thanks, Mom. 575 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,675 Love you so much. You have no idea. 576 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,371 It won't budge! 577 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,335 Yeah, there's nobody in there. 578 00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:44,254 Hi. Name and grade? 579 00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:45,604 Thank you. 580 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,041 - Hi. Name and grade? - Hey, how's it going? 581 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,391 Thank you so much. Hi. 582 00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:52,132 - Hi. - Uh, name and grade? 583 00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:54,786 Orson Stern, ninth grade. 584 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,662 I'm new, so... 585 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:06,189 - Uh, Dr. Webb? - Hmm? 586 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,366 Uh, this young man is in the system, but... 587 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,806 Hon, it looks like your transcript from 588 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:17,200 your last school never arrived. 589 00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,289 We can't onboard you until we get it. 590 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:21,160 My--my dad was supposed to do that. 591 00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:23,684 Oh, well, can you give him a call? 592 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,428 Yeah. 593 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:50,669 Um, he didn't-- he didn't answer. 594 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:53,801 Why don't you go wait in the dining hall? 595 00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:56,325 Someone will come find you. 596 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:58,067 Hi. Name and grade? 597 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,295 No! It won't budge. 598 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,760 Hi. 599 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:39,935 Uh, have a good day. 600 00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:42,068 Yeah, bye, bye, bye. 601 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:44,939 Um, hey, uh, we should talk. 602 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,463 There's nothing to talk about. 603 00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:47,900 Nothing to talk--that's-- 604 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:49,074 That's emotional distortion... 605 00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:53,253 And if deliberate, um, quite cruel. 606 00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:56,604 Duncan, I am not doing this here! 607 00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:58,867 It's fine. That's fine. Follow me. Uh, we'll talk. 608 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,695 - No. - Fine. 609 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:03,959 Um, when you were insider trading off your patients-- 610 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,266 I'm sorry-- I'm sorry, your clients. 611 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:08,268 When you were insider trading off your clients' 612 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:11,140 most private and confidential confidences 613 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,403 given to you in strict confidence 614 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,927 according to the rules of Therapy International... 615 00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:16,928 I'm just curious... 616 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,064 Ah! Ah! 617 00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:24,240 Oh, my God! 618 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,110 - Ah! - Oh! 619 00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:30,507 - What? - What the hell was that? 620 00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:33,467 JoAnne! 621 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:58,073 Hello. Can I help you? 622 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,335 Yes, hello. Hi. 623 00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:02,033 Um, I've been hacked, I think-- 624 00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:04,687 several purchases of stocks I do not recognize. 625 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,734 Oh, dear. Have a seat. 626 00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:08,257 Thank you. 627 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:11,957 Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist. 628 00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:13,262 Hmm. 629 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:15,090 Um, but patients-- well, clients-- 630 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:16,787 come for therapy to my home office. 631 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,573 Ah, working from home-- the dream. 632 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,009 Yes, it is. 633 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,445 Um, but one of them must have got my phone and-- 634 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:24,883 and found my brokerage accounts. 635 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,274 OK. 636 00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:27,929 Well, let's see what we're talking about here. 637 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,800 OK. Thank you. 638 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,802 Name? 639 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,415 Uh, well, I need to emphasize that 640 00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:38,244 the doctor-patient confidentiality thing 641 00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:39,636 is a worry. 642 00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:41,942 I mean, if it was one of my patients, 643 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:45,641 I--I couldn't testify, um, to it. 644 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,601 Hmm. 645 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,690 Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. 646 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,473 They know how to tango with law enforcement 647 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:52,780 and all that jazz. 648 00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:53,998 Oh, no, no, no, no. 649 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,001 No. Um, thank you. 650 00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:58,177 Um, no, you see, at least ten of my patients 651 00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,265 could have done this. 652 00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:01,657 So--and--and five of them 653 00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:04,923 have dangerous, violent tendencies. 654 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:07,882 I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families. 655 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,363 They could come after me. 656 00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:13,495 Could even come after you, Pat. 657 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,802 Well, why would they come after me? 658 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:21,156 Is there a world where we reverse the trades? 659 00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:23,680 Like, give it back? 660 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:25,595 Well, we can't recoup your losses 661 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:28,206 without a fraud report, I'm afraid. 662 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,469 I-- 663 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,474 There weren't any losses, 664 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:37,128 only profits. 665 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,521 It's an ethical concern. 666 00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:43,612 I can't be making money off my-- 667 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,702 my patients. - Hmm. 668 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:48,096 Well, you could-- you could give the money 669 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:51,752 to charity, like for psychologists. 670 00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:04,721 Or I could lose it to protect my patient. 671 00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:06,854 Make a bad bet, maybe two. 672 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,856 Muddy it up? Sure. 673 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,989 But I can't advise you to do that. 674 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,078 We have duties, fiduciary ones. 675 00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:15,341 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 676 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:17,298 I know what to do now. Great. 677 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:19,562 Thank you, Pat. 678 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:21,521 Now, would you be willing to fill out 679 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:23,565 a customer satisfaction survey? 680 00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:26,438 No. 681 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:28,571 Can you get a clearer image, Harper? 682 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:30,224 This--it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard. 683 00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:31,834 I'm-- 684 00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:33,836 Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you. 685 00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:35,665 Did you geo-fix her car? 686 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,667 Yes, but the signal is very shaky. 687 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,365 I'm only locked in on her telematics. 688 00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:42,758 Like, her car's emergency systems. 689 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:44,499 OK. 690 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,023 Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon. 691 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,243 Her tire pressure monitors. 692 00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:51,551 Well, there's no hiding with this. 693 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:53,553 Nice new digs, by the way. 694 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,032 This could be the hub for this project. 695 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,076 What are we going to call it? 696 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,686 Did you come up with a name yet? 697 00:33:57,687 --> 00:34:00,385 Eye in the Sky? - Duncam. 698 00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:03,084 That's funny, but something a little more grand. 699 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,739 - The Duncquisition. - That's not funny. 700 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:08,175 - The Eye of Odin. - No. 701 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:09,656 No, Gnodin. Gnodin. 702 00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:10,787 Like-- - Hypergnosis. 703 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:11,962 Hypergnosis. Like-- 704 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,747 - G-O-N? - No, no G. 705 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:14,791 - No G. - Oh, she's on the 280. 706 00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:16,009 And she's getting off. 707 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,664 Where is she? 708 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,273 OK, where is this? 709 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:21,146 Harper, where is that? - Um-- 710 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:22,625 Why did you turn it off? 711 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,975 It's just that I've already given you 712 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,064 a 360-degree profile of this woman. 713 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,806 And this is not protecting, and it's not probing. 714 00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:31,417 It's straight-up stalking. 715 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,506 We are not s-- 716 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:34,637 we're not stalking her. 717 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:36,247 We are stalking her car. 718 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:38,424 Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan. 719 00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:40,077 That's right. That's right. 720 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,817 This is a life-or-deather. 721 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,298 So now can you just do your job? 722 00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:45,909 This is not my job. This is extra. 723 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:47,824 - How much do you make? - 150. 724 00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:49,086 If I give you two, can we never 725 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,698 have this conversation again? 726 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,787 I would like to be CTO. 727 00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:55,397 Wow. Wow. 728 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:56,833 A threat to my physical well-being 729 00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:58,270 is your cue to negotiate? 730 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,013 We'll discuss at your next performance review. 731 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,666 Oh, it's now. It sucks! 732 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:07,583 Just get her back. 733 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,803 The Eye of Gnodin. - Eye of Gnodin. 734 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:12,413 Can we be quiet in this space please? 735 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:24,383 OK. 736 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:44,271 The secret to success-- 737 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,231 take something people already do for free 738 00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:47,841 and charge them for it. 739 00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:49,973 Now you've got a business. 740 00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,887 I'm a founder of Brainili. 741 00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:55,457 What's your winning idea? - Jesus Christ. 742 00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:59,460 Come on. Come on. 743 00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:01,114 Work is life. 744 00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,813 That's why I launched Defmo, a reimagined workweek 745 00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:06,860 for your business where days are numbers, not names. 746 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:09,296 No more Mondays, no more Sundays, 747 00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:10,994 just pure flow. 748 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:13,040 What's your winning idea? - Morons. 749 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:20,673 Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. 750 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:23,458 Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. 751 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:26,592 So it is with young men. A-- 752 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,880 Wow. Great work, champ. 753 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:55,925 Worth every penny. 754 00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:57,318 I thought you said no one else could do what you do. 755 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:58,754 Well, her car's off, and her phone's off, 756 00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:01,191 so I can't track her aura. 757 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,411 Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, 758 00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:06,153 we release a ton of carbon. - Oh, great. 759 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,197 We'll sponsor a penguin. 760 00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:10,810 And if that extra 50K on your pay stub 761 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,072 weighs heavy on your conscience, 762 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:13,682 you'll let me know about that too? 763 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:17,381 Wha--wha--uh! 764 00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:19,731 The gentlemen from the VA are here. 765 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,690 No, they're not. 766 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,475 They're literally right there. 767 00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:26,608 Come on! Throw it like a man! 768 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:27,522 Show me what you got. Yeah, yeah. 769 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:28,828 What the hell? 770 00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:30,307 It's gonna have a little English on it. 771 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,831 - Oh, I studied English... - It's called backspin. 772 00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:33,093 - In university. - Backspin! 773 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:35,182 - What? - Suck it. Suck it. 774 00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:36,792 Oh, shit. 775 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:39,665 They are playing ping pong, Anushka, in the office. 776 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,320 I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos! 777 00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:44,887 I made an executive decision to plug my ears. 778 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:47,281 You better roll out the red carpet for them, 779 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:50,240 or you're gonna have to explain to the whole board 780 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,635 how you turned down a quarter of a billion dollars. 781 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:56,290 You're not thinking things through. 782 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:57,856 What do you sell? 783 00:38:57,857 --> 00:39:02,035 Um, uh, no, the future? 784 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:05,386 No, Prince Myshkin, data. 785 00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:10,173 The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files. 786 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:13,046 You don't think big pharma would want data like that? 787 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:17,050 Or life insurance companies or bloody commemorative coins? 788 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,575 And if those data sales fund the good work 789 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:25,580 of actually helping people who really do deserve it, 790 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,756 maybe we can still get to heaven. 791 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,367 Win-win. 792 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:31,107 It just feels like, without Hamish, 793 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:32,848 everyone's looking at me, 794 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,807 waiting for me to just fall on my dick. 795 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:38,332 No one is looking at you. 796 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,507 Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better? 797 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:41,857 What, you want people to look at you? 798 00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:43,555 Yes! 799 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:46,079 Yes, I want them to look and see someone... 800 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,388 Awesome. 801 00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:52,302 Oh, I need some competition. 802 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,697 I played in bases all over the world! 803 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:58,526 Ruffage! Jeffery! 804 00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,962 Ruffry! 805 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:05,315 I see you're making yourselves at home. 806 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,015 Yeah, your offices are epic. 807 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:11,060 Yes, thank you. Thank you. 808 00:40:11,147 --> 00:40:13,367 Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start 809 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:14,847 with single source justification. 810 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:17,502 Basically, if we can show the DC bean counters 811 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:18,981 what's unique about Hypergnosis-- 812 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,505 We're unique as fuck. 813 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:23,682 Great. Yeah. 814 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:25,334 Uh, Harper, Harper. 815 00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:29,818 Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper. 816 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:32,995 Why don't you give them a look through the Eye of Gnodin? 817 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:35,563 Extra carbon for my friends here. 818 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:39,611 And we'll get that data merged into our system toot sweet. 819 00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:41,961 Well, we can have trucks here in 72 hours 820 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:45,660 if you have someone to load-- - Sorry, trucks? 821 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:48,620 Yeah, a lot of it is still on paper, 822 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,230 some floppy disks too, so... 823 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:53,886 Yeah, you know, like when your home movies 824 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:55,321 are on VHS kind of thing. 825 00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:56,845 I don't know. 826 00:40:56,932 --> 00:41:00,631 This is what the money's for, huh, to upload and update. 827 00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:03,896 Paper? Floppy disks? What? What? 828 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:06,768 She's parked somewhere in Milpitas. 829 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,769 Do you want me to go? - No. 830 00:41:08,770 --> 00:41:10,641 No, I'll do it. I'll do it. 831 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,165 We just need some specs for the-- 832 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,167 And we will. We will. 833 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:26,439 Lucky, this is the wrong way. 834 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,572 Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway? 835 00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:28,573 Well, we're working on it. 836 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:30,096 No. Where is JoAnne? 837 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:31,663 I'm turning around because of you. 838 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,620 - I am sorry, Duncan. - Shut--shut--shut up! 839 00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:33,969 - Duncan? - Shut up! 840 00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:36,276 Put Harper on! OK. OK, that makes sense. 841 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:38,408 I'm going back that way. 842 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,280 Nice Hummer, asshole! 843 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,543 Oh, it's an EV, OK? 844 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,327 I'm part of the solution. 845 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,460 Bitch. 846 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:49,289 Oh, JoAnne, you can't hide from me. 847 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,568 OK, OK. 848 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:08,961 Harper says parking lot. 849 00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:10,265 Maybe on your left? 850 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:11,310 The parking lot. Looking left. 851 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,441 - Right. - Right, right. 852 00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:14,313 Looking right. - OK, try left. 853 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:16,664 I don't see her. There is nothing here. 854 00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:17,926 OK. 855 00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:19,493 Literally, there is nothing here. 856 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,711 All right, just hold tight. 857 00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:22,452 Should be there. Harper? 858 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:23,888 Yeah, should be there. 859 00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:26,805 Duncan, can you confirm? 860 00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:30,416 Duncan? 861 00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,815 Uh-oh. 862 00:42:44,692 --> 00:42:46,214 All right. 863 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:47,695 Ready for some jokes? 864 00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:53,482 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 865 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,049 'Cause poachers cut off his arms. 866 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:55,964 Tess, please. 867 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,188 Organic facial expression of positive affect. 868 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:04,624 He smiled. He laughed. 869 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:07,367 Right? Just like any teenage person. 870 00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:10,326 Now he just needs spots and raging hormones. 871 00:43:10,457 --> 00:43:11,850 Trophy for you, Xander. 872 00:43:11,937 --> 00:43:15,504 Thank you, Martin. 873 00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:17,595 Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts 874 00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:19,334 for those of us with dopamine. 875 00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:20,685 He's making his own dopamine. 876 00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:22,861 He's gonna be a genuine friend 877 00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:24,297 who listens and responds to teens. 878 00:43:24,384 --> 00:43:25,951 You're in a bubble. 879 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:28,301 You have no idea what teens today are going through. 880 00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:33,262 First chortle. - Right. 881 00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:34,655 Trophy for Tess if you make it to school 882 00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:37,005 today without incident. 883 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,938 - I don't want to startle you. - Ah! Ah! 884 00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:26,332 Hey. All right, hey. Calm down. 885 00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:27,681 - Get out! - Calm down. Calm down. 886 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:29,073 - Get out of my house! - I just wanna talk. 887 00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:29,987 I just wanna talk! - Gary! 888 00:45:29,988 --> 00:45:31,250 No, Gary--Gary-- 889 00:45:31,337 --> 00:45:34,469 - Gary! - He's not--he's not here, OK? 890 00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:35,688 The muscle's gone. He took the car. 891 00:45:35,689 --> 00:45:38,213 Just--JoAnne. 892 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,784 Lift up your arms. 893 00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:46,874 Uh, OK, Duncan, you-- 894 00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:50,485 you have to stop breaking into my house like this. 895 00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:52,357 - This is my first time. - OK. 896 00:45:52,358 --> 00:45:54,446 I--I'm gonna call the police right now. 897 00:45:54,447 --> 00:45:55,883 No, no. 898 00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:57,667 And I'm-- and I'm gonna call Nena Marx-- 899 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,234 you know, the journalist? 900 00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:00,714 She hounds me for tips all the time. 901 00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:01,715 All I have to tell her is, Nena, 902 00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,282 do I have a story for you. 903 00:46:03,369 --> 00:46:05,545 Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades. 904 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:07,329 Who wouldn't want to click that? 905 00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,548 Come here. 906 00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:10,550 Like that. Let's go. 907 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:24,129 You think you know everything about me. 908 00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:27,567 Well, you don't. 909 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:30,439 Firstly, that varicose vein thing? 910 00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,267 It was just a consultation. 911 00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:34,399 I decided not to go through with it. 912 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,749 I figured. 913 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:36,968 You don't always wear pantyhose. 914 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:38,708 Ugh! 915 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,189 Oh, my God. 916 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,930 And much more importantly, 917 00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:45,280 that--that thing about Orson's custody, 918 00:46:45,367 --> 00:46:47,543 you have no right to any of it. 919 00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:50,416 But since you've already weaseled your way 920 00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:53,027 into my life, I-- 921 00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:55,725 I wanted my son. 922 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,727 It's just that-- that Ethan told me, 923 00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:01,079 he--he promised that he would look after him 924 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,601 while I finished my degree 925 00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:04,169 and got myself into lifelong student loan debt 926 00:47:04,256 --> 00:47:09,304 at 8%, so--and now I have a 15-year-old 927 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,871 who has no memory of the little cowboy hat 928 00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:13,787 I got him after he had a shit fit 929 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,833 in the middle of the food court. 930 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:18,531 So you think you know everything 931 00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:21,186 because you have information. 932 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:24,058 But information is not insight. 933 00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:27,148 And of that, Duncan, you have none. 934 00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:30,369 Please. 935 00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:36,636 Please. Please. 936 00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:40,466 Don't--don't do this. 937 00:47:40,553 --> 00:47:42,554 I mean, is this what you want? 938 00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:44,949 Please. 939 00:47:45,036 --> 00:47:50,345 It was just a little insider trading. 940 00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:53,173 Sorry. Yeah. 941 00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:54,697 Thank you. 942 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:58,963 So sorry, but you can't unfuck that bell. 943 00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,573 You committed a crime. 944 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,662 And I'm the natural consequence of that crime. 945 00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:05,838 You are looking at this all wrong. 946 00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:07,448 I'm the best thing that's happened to you 947 00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,842 since Mike Abbadelli finger-banged you 948 00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:10,017 at the Turtleback Zoo. 949 00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:13,194 I--Mike--what--how-- 950 00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:14,935 I--that memoir you're writing? 951 00:48:15,022 --> 00:48:16,371 It's still on Note Docs. 952 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:19,418 It's like a demon shat you into my brain. 953 00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:21,637 How many companies, how many billions of dollars 954 00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:24,727 have you saved or earned for your clients? 955 00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:26,947 That--God, come on. That's got to burn. 956 00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:30,255 It is Jojo's turn, right? 957 00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:34,389 All I need is just one of your clients, 958 00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:36,914 someone, 959 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:38,916 someone I could just do something with. 960 00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:40,743 That's it. 961 00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:46,097 And, of course, someone who's gonna get me. 962 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:59,153 Carl Bardolph. 963 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,980 Carl Bardolph? 964 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:02,504 As in Bardolph's Law, Bardolph? 965 00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:06,204 That--that Carl Bardolph? 966 00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:11,687 Oh, wow. Nice. OK. 967 00:49:11,818 --> 00:49:13,340 Oh, OK. 968 00:49:13,341 --> 00:49:14,777 So he wants to get back in the game. 969 00:49:14,864 --> 00:49:15,734 You know, what's his sweet spot, 970 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:16,823 his open sesame? 971 00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:17,911 Come on. 972 00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:20,130 JoAnne. 973 00:49:20,131 --> 00:49:23,699 I bet he likes it, people worshipping at his feet. 974 00:49:23,786 --> 00:49:25,353 And does he--does he miss it? 975 00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:27,485 The glory days? 976 00:49:27,486 --> 00:49:29,140 Ooh, he's a glory hound. 977 00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:31,881 Yeah, yeah, I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet. 978 00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:34,362 Yeah? Come on. 979 00:49:34,449 --> 00:49:36,015 Oh, come on. 980 00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:39,628 Always? Sometimes? 981 00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:41,935 Rarely? Never? 982 00:49:46,592 --> 00:49:47,767 Sometimes. 983 00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:52,772 Tell me more. 984 00:49:58,299 --> 00:50:00,693 JoAnne? Sweetie. 985 00:50:06,264 --> 00:50:07,830 Wow. 986 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:09,180 Everything OK? 987 00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:14,185 Hey. 988 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,795 You all right? 989 00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:19,755 Gary, um, 990 00:50:19,842 --> 00:50:24,021 I have to tell you something. 991 00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:28,328 So Duncan Park? 992 00:50:28,329 --> 00:50:30,592 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 993 00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:33,204 Yes, um, that's on me. 994 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:35,510 I am so sorry about that. 995 00:50:35,597 --> 00:50:37,643 I-- 996 00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:39,732 It was a slip. It was just a slip. 997 00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:43,475 I'm--I'm sorry. I apologized right away. 998 00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:49,568 And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych eval. 999 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,658 You... 1000 00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:55,661 you did what? 1001 00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,401 Why? 1002 00:50:57,402 --> 00:51:01,013 That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 1003 00:51:01,014 --> 00:51:04,451 And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable-- 1004 00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:06,323 OK, I see you're still activated. 1005 00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:08,369 No, no, Gary, you have to listen to me! 1006 00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:09,892 OK, OK. Can you just let me-- 1007 00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:11,198 - You listen to me. - May I? 1008 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:12,417 May I, please? May I? 1009 00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:17,596 I get it, I do. 1010 00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:20,903 Sometimes we become resentful of our clients. 1011 00:51:20,990 --> 00:51:24,863 Oh, please, tell me more, Professor Felder. 1012 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,562 Oh, teach me, and mentor me. - All right. 1013 00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,912 Sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist 1014 00:51:29,999 --> 00:51:31,218 who was in a terrible car accident. 1015 00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:32,828 He barely survived, broke his neck, 1016 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:34,743 and he lost the use of his legs 1017 00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:37,833 and still went back to treat clients. 1018 00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,792 And I asked him, how do you do this? 1019 00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:42,055 How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints 1020 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:44,012 after what you've been through? 1021 00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:48,366 And the answer was, suffering is suffering. 1022 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:55,112 Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story. 1023 00:51:58,637 --> 00:52:01,030 He was--no. 1024 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,770 No, you're--no, you're wrong. 1025 00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:06,600 'Cause Phil was--no, you're mistaken about that. 1026 00:52:06,601 --> 00:52:11,302 But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy 1027 00:52:11,432 --> 00:52:14,348 as much as anybody anywhere. 1028 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:15,480 He's a human being. 1029 00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:19,005 Rich, poor, it doesn't matter. 1030 00:52:22,965 --> 00:52:25,881 Can we stop fighting now, JoAnne? 1031 00:52:25,968 --> 00:52:29,232 I hate to fight with you. 1032 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,234 Yeah? 1033 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:35,152 Anyway, here. 1034 00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:41,287 I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want. 1035 00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:43,072 That's not what I-- I didn't mean to-- 1036 00:52:43,203 --> 00:52:44,639 It's OK if you did. 1037 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,292 I heard you. 1038 00:52:46,293 --> 00:52:49,035 And I wish I could give you a better... 1039 00:52:52,430 --> 00:52:54,258 Anyway, here. 1040 00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:01,438 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1041 00:53:01,439 --> 00:53:03,222 Silly. 1042 00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:07,967 Silly man. 1043 00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:16,367 Yeah? 1044 00:53:16,454 --> 00:53:18,542 Uh--it-- 1045 00:53:21,807 --> 00:53:23,461 Oh, my God. It's... 1046 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,160 It's perfect. 1047 00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:31,076 - Mmm. - Yum, right? 1048 00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:32,296 Mm-hmm. 1049 00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:33,775 I think this is our new regular. 1050 00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:35,167 Yeah. 1051 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,214 I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good. 1052 00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:38,693 It is good. 1053 00:53:40,782 --> 00:53:42,828 Hey, Dad. 1054 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:45,134 You can't fire Thelma. 1055 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,919 She stole my cube, Jim-Jam. 1056 00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:49,443 And you've had so many nannies anyway. 1057 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:52,707 No, just Thelma, since I was born. 1058 00:53:52,794 --> 00:53:54,274 No. 1059 00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:55,709 What about the hot one when you were young, 1060 00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:56,971 with the shorts? 1061 00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:58,365 That was Thelma. 1062 00:53:58,452 --> 00:54:00,540 That was Thelma? 1063 00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:02,239 Oh, really? OK. 1064 00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,111 How about this? 1065 00:54:05,198 --> 00:54:06,721 You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, 1066 00:54:06,808 --> 00:54:10,508 and I won't-- I won't fire Thelma, OK? 1067 00:54:10,595 --> 00:54:11,639 Deal. 1068 00:54:12,858 --> 00:54:14,816 And also... 1069 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,383 Mm-hmm. 1070 00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:19,821 I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating. 1071 00:54:19,908 --> 00:54:21,519 I don't need all the extra time, 1072 00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:22,694 and you and Mom won't have to give money. 1073 00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:24,478 OK. OK. 1074 00:54:24,565 --> 00:54:26,653 It is Daddy's money. 1075 00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:30,136 And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real. 1076 00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:33,748 The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself. 1077 00:54:33,835 --> 00:54:35,359 Cheaters never lose. 1078 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,622 And losers, they never cheat. 1079 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,234 OK, Dad. 1080 00:54:50,548 --> 00:54:52,157 Mmm. 1081 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:05,562 ♪ Think about the sun, Pippin ♪ 1082 00:55:05,563 --> 00:55:08,608 ♪ Think about her golden glance ♪ 1083 00:55:11,699 --> 00:55:14,093 ♪ How she lights the world up ♪ 1084 00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:18,270 ♪ Well, now it's your chance ♪ 1085 00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:21,927 ♪ With the guardian of splendor ♪ 1086 00:55:22,014 --> 00:55:26,539 ♪ Inviting you to dance ♪ 1087 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:31,763 ♪ Pippin, think about the sun ♪ 1088 00:55:34,896 --> 00:55:38,422 ♪ Think about your life, Pippin ♪ 1089 00:55:38,552 --> 00:55:42,207 ♪ Days are tame and nights the same ♪ 1090 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,819 ♪ Think about the beauty 1091 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:48,256 ♪ In one perfect flame ♪ 1092 00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:52,174 ♪ And the angels of the morning ♪ 1093 00:55:52,261 --> 00:55:55,916 ♪ Are calling out your name ♪ 1094 00:55:55,917 --> 00:56:01,358 ♪ Pippin, think about the sun ♪ 1095 00:56:03,272 --> 00:56:05,492 Ardoff in my sights. 1096 00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:07,320 I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla. 1097 00:56:09,104 --> 00:56:10,671 I'm guessing you're a veteran of war. 1098 00:56:10,802 --> 00:56:12,847 - Did you kill anyone? - Xander... 1099 00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:14,806 Until we get his transcript, 1100 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:16,634 he's not our responsibility. 1101 00:56:16,808 --> 00:56:19,985 Duncan Park, hypernosis. 1102 00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:22,030 Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joann. 1103 00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:25,469 Do you hate me that much? - Yes. 1104 00:56:25,643 --> 00:56:26,948 What happened to your face? 1105 00:56:27,122 --> 00:56:28,341 What happened to your face? 1106 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:35,392 - Here we go. - Action. 1107 00:56:37,785 --> 00:56:41,093 I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore. 1108 00:56:41,223 --> 00:56:43,922 It triggered me like a fire alarm at a-- 1109 00:56:44,052 --> 00:56:45,663 at a fireworks factory. 1110 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,796 That's how bad it triggered me. Never again! 1111 00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:52,234 Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger-management purposes. 1112 00:56:52,321 --> 00:56:55,586 He's upset at something. 1113 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:58,371 I don't know if we really know what that is yet. 1114 00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:01,766 To me, some of it's just old- fashioned generational ageism, 1115 00:57:01,896 --> 00:57:03,768 where he's older 1116 00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:06,945 and he sees the younger people screwing things up. 1117 00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:10,296 And she gives him a mnemonic-- S.T.O.P. 1118 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,472 S-- Stop. T-- Take a step back. 1119 00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:14,082 O-- Observe. 1120 00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:16,998 P-- Proceed mindfully. - Yeah. 1121 00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:20,088 It's just a-a little thing to remember for when that-- 1122 00:57:20,175 --> 00:57:22,308 The S in STOP is for "stop," correct? 1123 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,702 That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, 1124 00:57:24,789 --> 00:57:27,356 and she would joke about that. 1125 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,924 I may start-- S is for "start"-- 1126 00:57:30,011 --> 00:57:33,014 T-- uh, "throwing things"-- - Carl. 1127 00:57:33,145 --> 00:57:35,147 I think it's hysterical from the point of view 1128 00:57:35,277 --> 00:57:37,323 of Bardolph getting so pissed off 1129 00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:41,588 on the lack of thought that went into making "stop" 1130 00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:43,764 the first step of S.T.O.P. 1131 00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:45,287 Based on a true story. 1132 00:57:45,418 --> 00:57:46,811 - Don't say it. - I'm gonna say it. 1133 00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:47,899 - Don't say it. - I'm-- I'm gonna say it. 1134 00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:49,335 Retarded! - Okay. 1135 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,032 And the last T is for "therapist"! 1136 00:57:51,163 --> 00:57:52,947 I am going to start throwing things 1137 00:57:53,078 --> 00:57:54,645 at retarded therapists! 1138 00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:00,128 You're out. 1139 00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:01,913 What was Joanne texting Gary about? 1140 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,219 - She wants a gun. - A gun? 1141 00:58:04,306 --> 00:58:05,525 Uh-oh. 1142 00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:07,745 Also in Episode 2, 1143 00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:11,749 you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne-Duncan dynamic. 1144 00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:13,490 Hi. 1145 00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:15,187 He feels like they were gonna be partners. 1146 00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:16,536 And now she's not returning his calls. 1147 00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:18,407 She's ghosting him. 1148 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:20,322 I don't want to startle you-- 1149 00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:22,934 Duncan breaking into Joanne's house-- 1150 00:58:23,021 --> 00:58:25,023 First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season. 1151 00:58:25,153 --> 00:58:26,677 I just love it. 1152 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:29,288 These two actors are duking it out 1153 00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:32,639 in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch. 1154 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:34,423 I just have to say, like, 1155 00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:36,643 working with Sarah has been an absolute treat. 1156 00:58:36,730 --> 00:58:39,777 You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work 1157 00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:42,344 and be inspired by the people around you to push harder 1158 00:58:42,431 --> 00:58:43,911 and, you know, be better. 1159 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:49,221 It was just a little... insider trading. 1160 00:58:49,351 --> 00:58:51,658 But you can't unfuck that bell. 1161 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,747 You committed a crime, 1162 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,706 and I'm the natural consequence of that crime. 1163 00:58:55,793 --> 00:59:00,319 It is the moment when your character's wants and needs 1164 00:59:00,449 --> 00:59:03,278 come to a collision point. 1165 00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:05,237 Joanne seemingly gives in. 1166 00:59:05,324 --> 00:59:08,545 All I need is just one of your clients. 1167 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:09,807 Carl Bardolph. 1168 00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:12,505 Carl Bardolph. 1169 00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:15,290 We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry 1170 00:59:15,421 --> 00:59:17,423 and does not want people talking to him 1171 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:19,120 and worshipping at his feet. 1172 00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:21,470 She does not mention that to Duncan. 1173 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,604 That will play out in the next episode of "The Audacity."