1 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,479 They finally arrived. I mean, check this out. 2 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,065 Check out the box. It's absolutely incredible. 3 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,983 I can't wait to tear into this. So, yeah… 4 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:34,159 I'm gonna kill him! I am going to murder him. 5 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:38,247 I'm gonna murder that guy. I am gonna chop him up into tiny little pieces 6 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,958 and then I'm gonna glue those pieces back together, reanimate him, 7 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,335 - and chop him up again. - No, you're not, Paula. 8 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,838 Yeah, probably not. It's, like, a ton of work. 9 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,632 Yeah, logistically speaking, it'd be, like, a lot of work. 10 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,927 Like, bone glue and, like, those weird clamps and… 11 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,013 Who watches cable TV anyway? 12 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:59,226 Can you please, like, stop and just… Come on, have a beer with me. 13 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,727 I've got too much to do. 14 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,355 And I'll fall asleep. I'm old and broken. 15 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:05,524 You are not old. 16 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,276 Well, I am broken. 17 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,194 How does this look? 18 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:10,946 Trev? 19 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,489 - What? What… - This? 20 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,408 The goat is too small. 21 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,243 - Really? - It's a small goat, yeah. 22 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:17,828 Okay. 23 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,706 Small goat. 24 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:25,252 I need to get this place set up or else Karl's not gonna let Hazel sleep here. 25 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,920 That is crazy. 26 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,715 My ex's lawyer's, like, super aggressive, 27 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,925 and mine got his job because he's good at softball. 28 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,135 Relax, yeah? 29 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,347 - You're doing great. - Well, that… that is untrue. 30 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,851 No, it is true. You just have to push through this beginning. 31 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,270 Beginnings are always the hardest part, right? 32 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,772 No. Endings are the hardest part. 33 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,150 Beginnings are pr… 34 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,610 you know, full of promise. 35 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:53,447 Like, maybe… I don't know… just this one time, 36 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:57,117 instead of getting fisted by the giant puppeteer in the sky, 37 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:59,912 I'll, like, find love or happiness. 38 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:03,123 Maybe even just a $20 bill on the ground, right? 39 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:07,211 But then, if this is the good, happy part of my life, 40 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,923 I might as well just cut it short and take a bath with a toaster. 41 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,883 No. 42 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,802 - If I could even find it. - No. No toasters. 43 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,848 It's possible I'm being dramatic. 44 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,391 I think so, yeah. 45 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:23,769 Thank you for listening. 46 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:24,853 Of course. 47 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:34,905 Oh, shit. I hate to do this, but we've only got, like, six minutes left. 48 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,615 - Already? - Yeah. 49 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,867 Unless you want another hour? 50 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,911 Can we make six minutes work? 51 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,413 Paula, come on. Six minutes? 52 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,375 Six minutes is like a lifetime. 53 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,544 Do you know how fast I can get you off? 54 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,677 - Poor guy is suffocating down there. - Better let him breathe. 55 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,562 I'm gonna make you feel so good, Paula. 56 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,564 'Cause you deserve it. 57 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,485 Hey, come on. Take your clothes off. 58 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,237 I wanna see your body. 59 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,322 Ticktock. 60 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,827 - Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock. - Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock. 61 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,371 Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock. 62 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,164 Oh, my God. You're so hot. 63 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,708 No, you're so hot. 64 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:31,461 No, you're young and strong and smooth like a dolphin. 65 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,963 It's not even close. 66 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,382 Wow, you look fucking gorgeous. 67 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,468 Are you ready for this? 68 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,805 Oh, fuck. 69 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,351 - Here… - Yeah. 70 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,353 …we… 71 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,606 go. 72 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,209 - There's my baby. - Hi, Mama. 73 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,335 Hi, Hazel. 74 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:57,089 I really want to sleep over at your new apartment, but Dad says I can't yet. 75 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,049 You totally can. No, tomorrow night. 76 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,552 It's gonna be so much fun. 77 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,471 We need to do the banana dance. We need to do the banana dance. 78 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:07,474 Oh, my God. I was born to banana dance. 79 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,518 You know, I can do all the tropical fruits. 80 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,312 I can mango. I can pineapple. 81 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:13,981 I can-- 82 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,401 I gotta go. 83 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,569 - Bye, Mommy. Love you! - Hey, P. 84 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,446 Can I pretty please get any fact-checks on that story, like, now? 85 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:25,492 Oh, well, I mean, it's 3,000 words, and I just… just… just got it. 86 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,911 Yes, but somebody here is always late on a deadline. 87 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,330 - Excuse me? - JK, Drew. JK. 88 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,749 He is onto a major story, though, so we have to move. 89 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,877 People want to read about the senator's improprieties. 90 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,420 They don't care about precise deets. 91 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,756 Okay, yeah. Totally get it. But just in terms of fact checking, 92 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,383 there's some problematic "deets." 93 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,676 - What? - Look, well… 94 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,637 Like, she says she took the A-train to get to his office. 95 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,890 - The A-train doesn't even go there. - She took a train. 96 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,601 - It's truth-y. Help us, Paula. - She took a train. 97 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,895 Look, Paula. I know you have the highest standards. 98 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:56,273 But it's no good if we finish second. You've asked for a bigger role here, yes? 99 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,524 Yes. 100 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,401 And we all agree this department needs a leader. 101 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,903 And I'm totally ready for that. 102 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:05,449 Yeah, management is looking at outside candidates. I have been pushing for you. 103 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,118 - Okay, thank you, thank you. - No, don't thank me. 104 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,370 Just show everyone you are who I hope you are. 105 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,081 We need this article by end of day. Do you feel me? 106 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:14,708 You are felt. 107 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,842 Hey, P. 108 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:25,886 "You are felt"? 109 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,972 What a deeply weird thing to say. 110 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,392 Yeah. Were you trying to be sarcastic or, like, kiss her ass? 111 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,228 Neither of them worked, by the way. 112 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,105 No, 'cause if you wanna kiss her ass, you would hide your anger better. 113 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:40,734 Yeah. Like, we really hope you become our boss. 114 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,736 Yeah, we're like, "We really hope that you become our boss." 115 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:44,738 And if you would be sarcastic, 116 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,448 you would, like, change your inflection a bit more. 117 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:48,617 We really hope you would become our boss. 118 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,702 You have to change the inflection. 119 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,330 Could you please go back to work? 120 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,832 Come on, Paula. We're just "JK'ing." 121 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,377 - Paula, we're just "JK'ing." - It's Suzie. 122 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,461 It's a Suzie impression 123 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,296 - because of her accent. - 'Cause of the British accent. 124 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,341 - Up yours, Rudy. - Okay, putting it up there. 125 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,425 Love ya. 126 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:26,488 Guys, I want to move my gator, 127 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:29,700 but we need more cha-ching in those chats, you know? 128 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,286 You wanna see our tips, we need to see your tips. 129 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,329 Beautifully put, Sky. 130 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,291 - We want fancy sushi for lunch. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 131 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,585 Not that imitation crab. We want crab crab! 132 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:44,381 Guys, remember I do private video chats, 133 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:48,218 as well. So, you know, you turn your camera on too. 134 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,098 Just put the request in down there. 135 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,760 I wanna play with you. 136 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,764 Meet me today. Deposit and screen name required for all-- 137 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,518 Hot and ready for you. Explosive. One little deposit. 138 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,276 Hi. 139 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,446 Hey, good looking. How are you doing? 140 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,365 Yeah, good. 141 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,660 I thought we were having dinner together. 142 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,376 My mom is the exact opposite. 143 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:07,214 Like… super traditional. You know, she's, like, a big fan of Barbara Bush. 144 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,344 Yeah. We had, like, a farm with animals and everything. 145 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,971 - Really? - Yeah. 146 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,473 You are looking at the blue ribbon winner 147 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,392 for my pig at the county fair. 148 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,228 No, you're fucking with me. 149 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,688 I'm not. It's true. 150 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,482 Wait, is this, like, a fantasy for one of your other clients? 151 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,901 Like, they like to watch you milk a cow real slow? 152 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:31,905 No, I'm serious. It's true. It's, um… I have a picture somewhere. 153 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,492 Honestly, I just didn't think I'd be here, you know? 154 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,621 Like, I'm supposed to have it all figured out. 155 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,458 And I'm a mess. 156 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:47,296 I have you and a third grader to talk to. 157 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,215 Like, I'm barely treading water. 158 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,925 That's good company. 159 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:55,304 Also, you're saying treading water like… like it's a bad thing. 160 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:59,016 But, I mean, treading water is what you do to keep from drowning. 161 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,187 I did get a certificate in Girl Scouts for treading water. 162 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,274 You are so smart, and funny, 163 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:09,484 and sexy as hell. 164 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,823 Coming! 165 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,368 - Hold on one second, okay? - Wait. Somebody's here? 166 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,454 I don't know. It's the door. 167 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,538 Okay. 168 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,043 Coming! 169 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,592 No! No! Go away! Go! 170 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,471 Get-Get outta here! Fuck outta here! Fuck out! 171 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,389 - Oh, my God. - Get out! 172 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,433 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 173 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:44,353 - Help! Help me! Call someone! - Holy shit. Trevor? 174 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,522 Okay, okay, okay, okay! 175 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,273 Hey! Leave him! 176 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,567 Fuck. Leave him alone! 177 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,569 Leave him alone! 178 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,154 Leave him alone! 179 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,741 I'm filming! 180 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,701 I'm filming! Stop it! 181 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,328 Leave him alone! 182 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,664 What do you want? What do you want? 183 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,082 Oh, my God. Leave him alone! 184 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,879 I'm filming you, motherfucker! 185 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,007 Ko si ti? 186 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,513 - Fuck! Paula! - Oh, my God. 187 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,390 Paula, call someone! Paula, help! 188 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,434 Oh, my God. Leave him alone! Stop it! 189 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,769 Ko si ti? 190 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,522 Please! 191 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:34,611 And just to clarify, this was all during an Internet sex thing, ma'am? 192 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,781 What-What does that have to do with anything? 193 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,868 Respectfully, I'm only asking because I think it may be fake. 194 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,369 What do you mean it's fake? 195 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,956 Fake. Like, not real. 196 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,210 But I-I don't want to diminish your experience. 197 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,629 Let's play it out, say it happened. 198 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,256 Sure. Why not? For a goof. 199 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,465 Do you know where he lives? 200 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,550 No. 201 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,140 Okay, so he could be in Romania for all we know. 202 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,433 No, he's in America. 203 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:10,606 East Coast time because we would make plans and just say, "1:00," 204 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,941 not, like, "1:00 East Coast time." 205 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:17,613 And Northeast because we had the same weather. 206 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,490 I feel like he's local. 207 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,534 Okay, sure. 208 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,121 Still, if he was assaulted, um… 209 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,167 we wouldn't know where exactly to send police officers. 210 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,671 And another possibility is that, as I said earlier, 211 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,840 this could be fake. A scam. 212 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,008 Scam. 213 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,720 You said you had your camera on. He could see you? 214 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,804 Yep. 215 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,433 Okay, so he could have recorded you. 216 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,811 Are you married? 217 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,023 I'm divorced. 218 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,149 Me too. 219 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,569 Love isn't about getting yelled at all weekend. 220 00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,489 Assuming he did record you, 221 00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,115 he could blackmail you. 222 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,283 No, he wouldn't do that. 223 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,869 Okay, ma'am, maybe… 224 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,122 maybe you didn't know him. 225 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,834 Maybe it was all an act. 226 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,128 I mean, you pay a fee, you get some tenderness. 227 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,173 Just because he does this kind of work doesn't mean he's a bad person. 228 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,424 Of course not. 229 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:24,680 But still, this isn't the first time we've seen this kind of scam. 230 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:29,268 And if it's that, tonight, maybe tomorrow, you're gonna get a call. 231 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,562 Does he have your number? 232 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,647 - Yeah. - May wanna change that. 233 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,941 Anyway, he's gonna tell you a sob story, 234 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,236 like he's in debt to some bad dudes or something like that, 235 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,322 and if he could get ten, maybe 20 grand, he can be free. 236 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:45,284 If he calls, hang up. Don't engage. 237 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:48,370 These people are very good. They know how to pick their marks. 238 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:52,875 Well, either you're wrong or I'm a fucking idiot. 239 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,877 No. No, you're a human being. 240 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:59,047 A lot of garbage out there trying to make money off that. 241 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:02,551 Good people, they're like magnets. 242 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:09,183 And sometimes, they attract troublesome things. 243 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,232 Paula! Paula, help! 244 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:18,817 Help! Help me! Call someone! 245 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:28,952 Jesus. 246 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,164 Sorry. 247 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,753 - Hello. - Hey, Paula, how are ya? 248 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,173 Yeah. You're my lawyer. You… You tell me. 249 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,633 You've been better. 250 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:46,303 Looks like Karl's team now wants to see Hazel's bedroom. 251 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,429 Really? 252 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,015 No, it'll be fine. Nothing's gonna be easy with these guys. 253 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,309 It all boils down to Karl wants to move. You don't want him to. 254 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,896 Well, I'm seeing Hazel this afternoon so I can get the whole story. 255 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,106 No, you won't. Avoid conflict. 256 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,441 Let me handle it. 257 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,693 Hazel's friends are here. Her school's here. 258 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,362 What's going on with the promotion? 259 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,948 They haven't said anything official. 260 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,324 But it seems good. 261 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,076 Okay. Stable job, newly promoted. 262 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,328 Role model for Hazel. I wish you were my mom. 263 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,788 Anything else going on? 264 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,915 Nope. 265 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,376 Coming! 266 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:18,961 - Hey. - Hi. 267 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,547 Hazel will be right down. She's just watching Human Centipede. 268 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,425 Or is it Minions? Minions is the one where they're sewn together, right? 269 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,927 I think that's Despicable Me. 270 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,513 Wanna come in? 271 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,473 - It'll be just a minute. - Okay. 272 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,892 You could stay out here if you want. I don't care. It's up to you. 273 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,352 - It's hot. - Yeah. 274 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,564 She tell you she wants to try ice hockey coed? 275 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,608 - I said, "No, that's not gonna happen." - Good, good. 276 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,235 Practice is at 5:00 a.m. 277 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,529 - 5:00? Who does that? - Yeah. 278 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,323 I don't know. Like, way better parents than us. 279 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,077 That's why art class is great because we get to sleep in, 280 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,037 and she doesn't have her teeth knocked out. 281 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,040 - Yeah, art is better than hockey. - That's right. 282 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,337 - A little early? - We're celebrating. 283 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,547 Mallory just signed a new client. 284 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,631 - Oh, great! - It's good news. 285 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,259 Yeah, but that's also really lovely of you to comment on my behavior. 286 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,886 I'm not commenting. 287 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,762 There's no comment. 288 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,141 Hazel! Let's go, bud. 289 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,934 In a minute, Mom! 290 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,145 Fucking Christ. 291 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,522 Karl. 292 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:23,734 Does it have to be Boise? I'm not moving to Idaho. 293 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,944 - You might like it. - Oh, yeah? 294 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,281 I'll grow the county's biggest potato and I'll become mayor by accident. 295 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,991 Come on! 296 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,369 I'd vote for you. I like a big potato. 297 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,788 You're making it ugly, and it doesn't have to be. 298 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:42,169 Like, can you just think about it? Please. For one second. 299 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,838 Let's not do this right now like this, please. 300 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,174 Think about her, for one second. 301 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,843 How's the house? 302 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,763 You know it's an apartment. 303 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,223 And it's fucking dreamy. 304 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,891 - Great. - Yeah, it's… 305 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,770 Hey, look. I'm not saying this to start a fight. 306 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,314 But I know how bad you wanna see Hazel over the holiday. 307 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,650 It's just impossible and it's not gonna work. 308 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,443 You can't do me one favor? 309 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,237 I can't do you this favor. 310 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,702 I'm gonna wait in the car until her movie's done, okay? 311 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,913 - Okay, she'll be right down. - Just send her out when she's done. 312 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,414 You got it. 313 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,435 - Yeah! - That was… 314 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:41,520 - We did it! - Whoo-hoo! 315 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,106 That one was really good. Can I post it? 316 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,484 I don't know. Are you ready to be super famous? 317 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,946 I only have three followers, Mom. You, Dad and Mal. 318 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:56,326 Okay, I've got takeout pizza. But I could also make you a pasta with Bolognese. 319 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,620 Pizza. 320 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:02,457 "Pizza." Okay, but I-I am getting way better. 321 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,918 Promise you. 322 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,253 - Okay. - Okay, less… 323 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,130 - No, wait. No. - Less watching 324 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,924 - and more making pizza into energy. - Wait, no. But wait… But I need to… 325 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,009 But, Mom… 326 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,844 Do it now. 327 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,222 Mom? 328 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,391 - Yeah? - Did you get that job thing? 329 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:23,145 I won't know for a bit. But thank you for asking, dumpling. 330 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,772 - Yeah, I think you're gonna get it. - Yeah? 331 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,441 No, I know you're going to get it. 332 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,942 Thank you. 333 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,485 Thank you so much. 334 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,406 Hello. 335 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,741 Paula? 336 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,327 Paula, Paula, it's-it's me. It's-it's Trevor. 337 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:42,748 Paula? 338 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,626 - Just a sec, Hazelnut. - Okay. 339 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,879 I need help. 'Cause they-they… they kidnapped me. 340 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,048 My mom gave me all the money and… 341 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,550 and they said it wasn't… It's not enough. 342 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,428 Not enough? 343 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,138 - No. - Bummer. 344 00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,057 And they're gonna kill me. 345 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:06,855 Please, Paula. Paula. 346 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,943 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. 347 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,112 Please, Paula, help me. I'm so scared. 348 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,448 I'm so scared. 349 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:21,620 No, Paula. Paula, please wire 15,000 or they're gonna… 350 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,121 they're gonna kill me. 351 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,636 Trevor, just don't. Just stop. Okay? 352 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,765 Listen up. You need to send $15,000 or he's dead. 353 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,017 You hear me? He is dead. 354 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,103 Mom! 355 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,605 Can I play ice hockey? 356 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,399 No! 357 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,153 Detective Gonzales. 358 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,699 Hi, it's Paula Sanders. He called asking for money. 359 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,576 - What do we do? - We ignore him. 360 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,661 This is a nuisance, not a real crime. 361 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,663 Besides, we have nothing to go on. 362 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,747 That's it? 363 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,584 Listen, I'm sorry this happened to you. I have to run. 364 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,478 Mom! 365 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,522 Mom! 366 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,065 Hazel, I'm in the shower! 367 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,859 Mom, somebody's calling you! 368 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,444 Hazel, don't answer it. 369 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,822 Don't answer it, honey! 370 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,367 Hello? 371 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,037 Hazel! 372 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,873 He said his name was Trevor and he said he would call back. 373 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,333 Why did you answer? 374 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,752 I told you not to, right? 375 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,423 Hey, baby. 376 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,383 It's okay. I'm sorry. 377 00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,968 It was my fault, my fault. 378 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,726 He was really crying, Mom. 379 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,810 Really? 380 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:11,355 Yeah, he's a big crybaby. 381 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,900 He's probably watching Bambi. 382 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,069 Yeah. 383 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,612 Yeah. 384 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,077 Goodbye. 385 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,371 - Bye! Love ya. - I love you. 386 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,958 Have so much fun and remember, do not poop your pants. 387 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,167 Okay, no promises. 388 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,419 - I love you. Bye! - Okay. I love you. Bye! 389 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,296 Paula. Paula! 390 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,131 So, I know you said no, 391 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:40,217 but the soccer team still needs a second coach. 392 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,594 - Uh-huh. - I'd do it, but I ran out of Xanax. 393 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,429 Just kidding. I have so much Xanax, 394 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:46,431 but I'm already organizing the dance fundraiser, 395 00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,225 and it is sapping my will to live. 396 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,936 I… I never said no. 397 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,563 No. 398 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,147 Karl said you weren't interested. 399 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,985 Well, I am interested. 400 00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,903 - Wait, really? What? - Yeah, I'm… 401 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:03,115 I'm so interested. I love… Soccer is my thing. 402 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,199 - Really? - Yeah. 403 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,368 - Yay. Oh, thank God. - Yeah, that's so fun. 404 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,370 - Thank God. Thanks for asking me. - Yeah, yeah. 405 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,706 So, the other coach is a dad, Steve, 406 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,749 but don't worry, he's not a Steve. 407 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,543 I'll grab the equipment for you. 408 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,420 I'll be right back! 409 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,427 Well, I heard everyone's downsizing their fact-checking departments. 410 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,928 Thank you, AI. 411 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,556 - So, how's your LinkedIn? - Tight as fuck. 412 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:28,932 - You? - I don't have that shit. 413 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,017 I deleted mine. 414 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:31,852 Why? 415 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,438 I'm gonna stand out by being harder to find. 416 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,191 You know, like, elusive kinda, exclusive. 417 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:38,275 Let me… Let me stop you there. 418 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,027 That is a… That's a terrible idea. 419 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,278 Is it though? 420 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,779 Think about it for a second. 421 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,199 Still terrible. 422 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,867 Okay. 423 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,536 So, I just disagree. 424 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,663 We're fine. They'll never get rid of us. 425 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,248 Thank you. 426 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,210 Some of us, not all of us. 427 00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,338 Hello. Paula. 428 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,965 Paula, it's… it's me. 429 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,885 How the fuck did you get this number? 430 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,640 How the fuck did you get my fucking work number? 431 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:10,974 Please. 432 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,353 - Please, please. - Stop, stop, stop. 433 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,855 - He's gonna… He's gonna kill me. - Stop it, okay? 434 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,233 - He's… - I know it's a scam, okay? 435 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,317 I know it. 436 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,612 After all the time we spent together, 437 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,489 after everything that I shared with you, 438 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,157 just admit it, Trevor. 439 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,368 If that's even your real name. 440 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,119 What does it matter? 441 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,753 Either way, you need to pay. 442 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,089 We know everything. 443 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,926 Your job, your ex's job, cute little Hazel. 444 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,470 We can destroy your life. 445 00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:50,889 I don't want that for you. 446 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,724 I like you, Paula. You know that. 447 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,769 Pay the money. Do it now. 448 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,609 We can destroy your life. 449 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,820 This is a lot of bread. 450 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,655 This is an aggressive amount of bread. 451 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:10,117 I wonder if too much bread is as annoying 452 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,537 - to, like, starving kids in Appalachia. - Really? 453 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,747 Because I don't want a loaf so big 454 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:17,457 it looks like I have itty-bitty baby hands, 455 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:18,667 you're gonna food shame me? 456 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,794 Do you guys ever watch porn? 457 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:24,590 Did I hear… That was… 458 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,885 That's a big change of subject from Paula. 459 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,929 Like, on the Internet? 460 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,472 As opposed to in a movie theater. 461 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:36,351 I just read this really weird story 462 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,437 where they said that they can scam you. 463 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:41,648 Yeah, those sites have a lot of malware. 464 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,067 Porn is kind of gross. 465 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:47,571 Well, sex work isn't gross. I mean, people need to make a living. 466 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,282 No, bro, I know, but hashtag sex work is work. 467 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,366 We are all allies, 468 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,036 but, like, the industry itself is pretty abusive. 469 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,622 I don't know. I mean, my roommate has an OnlyFans. 470 00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,332 - It's no big deal. - Your roommate now? 471 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,667 - Not your girlfriend? - Oh, well, 472 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:01,877 we're just roommates again. 473 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,629 Right, because it's cooled off. 474 00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:06,006 Vi only sleeps with you when it's hot out. 475 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,716 'Cause your room has air conditioning. 476 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,218 She uses you for Freon. 477 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:16,767 - Are you okay, Paula? - Yeah, fine. 478 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:20,771 That's a lot of bread. 479 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:21,980 - Fuck. - Rea… 480 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:48,423 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 481 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,677 All right. Two can play your fucking game. 482 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:02,604 Stop it! What the fuck? What the… 483 00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:15,200 What the fuck? What the fuck? 484 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,954 What the fuck? What the fuck? 485 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,470 Please. 486 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,472 Ko si ti? 487 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,768 I'm filming you, motherfucker! 488 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,645 Paula. 489 00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,155 Tae Kwon do! 490 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:55,490 - One! - Tae Kwon do! 491 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,868 - Two! - Tae Kwon do! 492 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,120 - Three! - Tae Kwon do! 493 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:02,372 - Four! - Tae Kwon do! 494 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:05,000 - Five! - Tae Kwon do! 495 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,294 - Six! - Tae Kwon do! 496 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,755 - Seven! - Tae Kwon do! 497 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,965 - Eight! - Tae Kwon do! 498 00:27:12,049 --> 00:27:13,217 - Nine! - Tae Kwon… 499 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,971 Mom? How come we never see the stars? 500 00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:19,806 Sorry? What's that? 501 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,141 There's no stars. 502 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:24,895 You can see the moon, but, like, that's it. 503 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:27,231 Oh, yeah, it's 'cause it's too bright. 504 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,361 So we have all these cars and street lights and stuff. 505 00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,822 Sometimes it just doesn't get dark enough to see the stars. 506 00:27:35,906 --> 00:27:37,491 - That really sucks. - Hey. 507 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:39,701 Watch it with the S word. 508 00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:41,203 That is not the S word. 509 00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,123 It's shit, right? 510 00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:47,835 It is shit. 511 00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,295 You know, I'm gonna take you camping one day. 512 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:52,756 You won't believe how many stars you can see. 513 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,175 Yeah, you can see so much more in the dark. 514 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,315 Ko si ti? 515 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:57,487 I think I found him. 516 00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:00,866 - Paula! - No, no, no, no, no. 517 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:03,076 - You don't understand. It's really good. - No, I do. 518 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:05,412 As we thought, it's a scam! 519 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:09,666 He recorded you. He has your info, okay? 520 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:12,294 He can "CSI enhance" and use it against you. 521 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,588 Exactly. And that's what I did to him. 522 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,381 So he lives in Harding Park. 523 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:19,927 He's in one of three houses across from Mr. Crabb on Craft Avenue. 524 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:22,012 It's right by the airport. See? 525 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:23,597 So now what do we do? 526 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,015 We continue to investigate. 527 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,726 We're already doing everything we can, given the facts. 528 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,686 You're doing everything you can? 529 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:30,979 You… I… 530 00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:34,900 I just gave you exactly where he is. 531 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:38,362 Can't you go check out the houses? 532 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,614 Can't you do fucking anything? 533 00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:45,118 I am trying to explain to you how the system works. 534 00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:47,538 I'm an officer of the law. 535 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,289 I am not your gal pal. 536 00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:51,542 This is the real world! 537 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,252 I will continue to look into it. 538 00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:58,340 But as I've told you, change your number. 539 00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:01,426 Put one more barrier between you and him. 540 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,639 - We have three major stories… - Sorry, can I… 541 00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:07,808 …in the coming weeks, so things are gonna be really int-- 542 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,770 - Can I just take this? Sorry. Okay. - Yeah. 543 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:14,147 - Hello. - Hey, how are ya? 544 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:16,733 Hey, I talked to Mallory, 545 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:20,070 and if you want Hazel over the holidays, we're okay with it. 546 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,280 We can make that happen for you. 547 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:22,489 Oh, really? 548 00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:24,157 Yeah, really. I think you guys will have fun. 549 00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,661 Yeah, yeah, we will have fun. That's great. 550 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:28,912 That's awesome. Thank you. 551 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,706 All right, I gotta go. I'm on the Peloton. 552 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:32,749 I'm about to puke all over Northern Italy. 553 00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:37,546 - Hey. You know what I wanna do tonight? - What? 554 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:41,341 I want to go buy a bunch of gifts that we totally don't need 555 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:44,261 and then maybe have a bunch of chocolate syrup just in a bowl 556 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,805 and you can eat it with a spoon or a straw if you want to. 557 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,891 Maybe watch that movie that you really want. 558 00:30:48,974 --> 00:30:49,975 Oh, yeah. 559 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,268 - Oh, yeah. Homework? - No. 560 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,603 - You said, "homework." - No, I didn't! 561 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,396 - You want to do homework instead? - No! 562 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,899 - Aw, man! Really? - Mom. 563 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,484 I can't twist your arm, you know? 564 00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,236 - How would… - If you love homework so much, 565 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,488 then I guess that's what we're gonna have to do tonight. 566 00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:04,907 You don't want to have the best day ever? 567 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,200 - Yes, I do! - You do? 568 00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:07,618 - Yes, I do. - Don't want to do homework? 569 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:09,620 - No! Boo! - Boo. 570 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:10,954 Boo. 571 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,960 - …back of the head and said that… - No. 572 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:19,505 And… And, like, some of it got in my ear 573 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,590 and that's how I got the ear infection. 574 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:23,008 - And then… - Rafa! 575 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:27,179 - Otis put hot tamales on my ice cream… - You… 576 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,972 …and I was really mad, but I ate it anyway. 577 00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:30,474 - You did? - Yep. 578 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,267 Do you want some hot tamales on this? 579 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:33,977 - No. No. - Why? 580 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,312 'Cause it was gross. 581 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:38,941 - He's like Ganon, but ten times bigger. - Whoa, really? 582 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,859 Waska was showing me how to like… 583 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,987 like defeat him. 584 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:48,116 You're the best sleeper in the town. Good night. 585 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,619 - Good night. - Sleep tight. 586 00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:55,123 Yeah, I'm a T-Mobile customer 587 00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:57,042 and I'm thinking about changing my number. 588 00:31:58,335 --> 00:31:59,503 Yeah. No. Not yet, 589 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:01,964 but how would that work with my contacts and stuff? 590 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:04,633 Anyone who wants scrambled eggs, time to wake up! 591 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,009 I want Pop-Tarts! 592 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,346 - Hey! - Hi, Daddy! 593 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:10,430 You're seven minutes late. 594 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,391 - Hey, how many seconds? - Bye, Mommy! 595 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:13,559 - You have fun? - Bye, baby. 596 00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:15,269 - You go on inside. - Yep. 597 00:32:15,352 --> 00:32:17,688 I'm gonna talk to Mom for a second. I'll see you right in there, okay? 598 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:18,772 Okay! 599 00:32:19,982 --> 00:32:21,024 Okay! 600 00:32:24,695 --> 00:32:26,697 What the fuck are you doing, Paula? 601 00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:28,407 What? 602 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:32,160 There's some guy named Trevor FaceTimed me and he's desperate to talk to you. 603 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,579 Who the fuck is Trevor? 604 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,665 He looked about 20 and strung out. 605 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,126 Is that who you're fucking now? You fucking Midnight Cowboy? 606 00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:40,210 You know what he said to me? 607 00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:43,338 He said that I needed to get your attention 608 00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:44,756 or he was a dead man. 609 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:49,011 What the fuck does that even mean? 610 00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:51,430 Please, what does it mean? 611 00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:57,227 And how the fuck did he know about Portland? 612 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:00,898 Why would you tell him about Portland, Paula? 613 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:03,859 Why would you tell fucking anyone? 614 00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:08,238 Fucking answer me, please. 615 00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:09,573 I'm lost here. 616 00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:11,909 What is wrong with you? 617 00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:17,623 You know what? Actually, I'm calling my lawyers and I'm telling them this. 618 00:33:17,706 --> 00:33:21,126 And I'll tell you, Paula, you can forget about seeing Hazel over the holiday. 619 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,211 That's not gonna happen. 620 00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:24,463 And if you are acting erratic again, 621 00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:27,466 I don't think it's safe for you to be around Hazel 622 00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:28,550 - unsupervised. - No, no. 623 00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:30,385 I'm sorry, but it's fucking not. 624 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:34,139 I-I… I need it. I need that. 625 00:33:34,223 --> 00:33:35,390 - I need to see her. - I knew something 626 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:36,725 - was wrong with you… - You can't do that. 627 00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:39,019 - …but what the fuck is wrong with you? - Karl, you can't do that. 628 00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:40,687 - You can't do that. - I can fucking do that. 629 00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:41,980 - You can't do that to me. - Yes, I can. 630 00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:44,358 Tighten your fucking shit up. 631 00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:09,675 Enough already! 632 00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,603 Stop fucking calling me! 633 00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:30,779 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 634 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:32,531 Move your goddamn car! Come on! 635 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:23,433 Hello? 636 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,441 Hello? 637 00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:48,500 Hello? 638 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:09,479 Jesus. 639 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,735 Hello? 640 00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,210 Hello?